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No sew lowd, den everbodi want wun.
Congrashulashuns Tribble can we duz a danz fur you or does you want a parteh?
or bothz?
Tank u two_kittehs, abracatabra haz sugjezted da can-can danz. How boutz wii haz da partay tu? Wii haz lotz uff fud an drinkz an dancin!
Ok I bringz delishus choclit cake wiht lots of choclit frosting and sum baileys with coffee to go with it.
*peeks hed rown corner wif cheshire grin*
I can has too?
Let us awai to teh nawty barn – we’s still got Danyul Craig an teh rumancoke ober tehre! (But Ai’d be prepaired to swawp for teh Capt Jak an Baylees!)
I can has LOTS of baileys?
Sounds very un-PLEH!!
Sins you brings the Baileys, how ’bout I bring the Capn’…Jack Sparrow??
**wink wink**
A cat what I wish I woud see a cat in my food i would not eat becaus it have fur in it and crap lil ill lol
Sure Kathleen and abracatabra and eberyone’s welcome to habe a big peeze of choclit cake and coffee with Baileys and sit around the warm fire place warming teh toezies after the exhausting danz.
Wii mix da Baileez wit Katlooah, an vodca an makz de mudd slyde!
I wunt sum of dat Captain Jack, too, pleeuz.
Plz not too bee hoggin him up.
Ai no hawg him!!! I shares, but onlee wif teh ICHC’s!!
“But why is the rum gone??”
Elizabeth!
“There’ll be no living with her after this…”
Hewwo, mai cheezfrenz! Ai am bakk frum the dokker. Ai hab my antebyotiks, so Ai shud prolly pass on the rum. But I will hab a little Capt Jakk .. woo hoo!
Ai fink Ai will pass on teh danzing todai too, synse Ai am bery tierd an had sutch a badest hedhurt erlier… I can snuggle unner a sawftie blankee bai teh fyer an watch teh danzing? And mebbe hab a liddle eggynoggy wiff no alk .. allc.. no hard likker!
Dis fun partee!
You also can haz teh snorgle an hedbutz..they alwayz makes mai hed feel beter..
**puuurrr…snorgle….hedbut….**
An mebee Capn Jack can rub ur hedhurts???
dis maekz mi wishes dat we cood awl getz togedder lik dis fur reel………ai meen we r reely togedder ina way, but wood be so nise to hang bi a reel fire wif frenz lik u guise…..
sigh
oh well. internety frenz r reel frenz, juzt teh pplase is majinari…….
Salleh, wii tawked bout meetin een Loz Vegaz, or Hawwaii or Ingerland (or wuz eet Ireland?) N e wai wii tawked bout havin de convenshun like de Star Trek convenshon cept eet bee ICHC convenshon. Whut u tink?
I can has invitashun too? An cheezburgers? An reely reel Baileys? An I bring teh dansin shooz!! An moar LOLcats!!!
Will toomoro werk fore evrybuddy??
Sownds funn!! Fink we’d awl tawk liek dis too each ovver iffen we meet in reel lyf?
And fanks for the snorgles and hedbuts, abracat! Dey halping! Ai had tew tayk moar sudafed and sum tylenol dis tiem.
Ooooh, but Ai am gooing to hab a massaj in abowt an howr! Ai reelyzed Ai hab a giff cert… sirt … free munies to use at this playce that dus massajes an peddikyoors an stuff liek dat. Mai hubbycat gibbed me the munies in teh summertiem at mai birfday, but Ai has not yoosed enny! Soe I thot wiff awl teh stress ov my hoomin kittns beeing sik lass week, and wiff me nawt feeleng gud dis week, Ai cud yoose a massaj to pamper maiself! Is nyce idear, no?
**blushes**
Sry! Got a liddle eggsited…
**shuffles foot and looks down**
Zippy, on teh holly daze, you mus take teh happy makin steps whenevur you can…
massage sounds like PURRRRfect idea!!!
ah hopes ah am nawt tew late fur da party!!!!!
I fownd dis new fun martini
*put crushed ice in da shaker*
*add hugarian dessert wine*
* bit o sparkel watur*
*VODKA*
Shayke shayke shayke
frolik frolik
pour an share.
Ah hope you like it
: )
waow, Princess! I lubs de Martoonees an has not has wun lyke u describe heer… glad u mades it to party, wooden be a party w/o U!!!! Mmmmm gud martoonees, can ai has a fews moar? ai nawt drivving, ai pwomise!
**hikk!**
WOW!! Ai fink you has struck on a reely gud thing!!
Moar plz??
Oh hai! Ai just gotted hoam – ai heop ai am nawt too layte to joyne this parttee – Princess, taht luks delishusss- an ai see yoo has maed plentee. Ai hav also brought this beeg plate of peanut butter cookiez.
Ai’m gonna sit over there bai the fyre too and warm mai toesies. Oooooh – feelz so nice to sit down!
HI Janet !!!! ai waz wunderin wher u waz !!!! put ur feeties up an hab a nise sit dwon……
an Tribble……furst ai hafta finda job, but ifn ai hav teh munnies, ai’d be der ina shot !!!!
maybi we cood setz sumfin up in teh spring oar summerz so peepulz kan sabe up fur it……
an PM.. datz a wunnerful drinkiez, ai gonna faborite it soes ai kan member it….
dis iz suacha nise parti !
oh yesh mi darlinks plenti ov martoonis tew go rownd!! Ahm sew glad dis expearmint drink was a hit. i wood alsew luv fur awl ov us tew confer. maybe friskies or purina wood sponsur us?
oooh oooh noaw ur talokin Princess Mu !!! datz a GRATE idear…….ai meen dey hab teh star trak combenshunz, an suches, an wen ai waz watchin Gud mMoawnin Merica” teh odder dai, der waz a conbenshun in NYC ob a internetz game groop, an peepulz frum awl obber teh WHIRLD weer der……
prolly cood use lotsa sponserz. tho……kittehz iz BIG businesess dese daze…..
ah beeleeb it’s dooable. ….must… bring ..forth mai…oraganizing skills… ah bet our Janet an sum ov us otters could gibe gude advise : ) * bats eyelashes* *looks cute*
Ohhhh yu guis anuther partee? I lub lub lub comin hier! I not hav to do nuffin cept njoi mai cheezfrenz. Drinkees an cookeez an a luverlee fire. So nyce to sees all ub yu relaxin. Fanks for drinkee, Captn, don be a straynger now, myte needs nuther ub dose.
Joynz Princess Mu in lukin cyute an *battin eeyz*……HALP !!!!
(ok kan onli luk cyute fur a minit oar 2, but ai betz der ar sum GUD organizerz out der……)..
woodnt taht be teh berry koolest ob awl ………
a ICHC conbenshun………..
Ai fink prolly tehr wud be sum kaind of big floofy sploshun if awl teh cheezfrenz was in teh same place …. speshully if Princess Mu was micksin teh drinks! Wud be nais idea tho. Can we go sumwehr warm? Was minus 5 dis moarnin when ai wuz diggin mai car owt from teh ise. (for deh Merkin cheespeeps who dus nawt do senty grade, ai tinks dat is about 20 – COLD NEwai). Is nawt mush bedder in mai awfiss to bee onnist.
Any of dat cawfeewitBailees left? Pls to keep teh peenutbudder cookies awai from me, ai is lerjic, but ai tink teh choklit caek will be ok.
Eew, dat tomater lukz moldee.
LOL! I tot so too
keep teh kat–loose teh ‘maters!
delishus with blu cheez dressing!
Kitteh on a bedalettis, wid blucheese dressing – my Fabrite Salad!
doan furrget teh crew-tons!
AAH! T3h kitteh getz etin bah teh gui!
Kitteh iz akkshallee laik de lil parasol on sum tropicle drinks – izfur dekrashun…u don eed it.
Concatulashuns on da nawt-secundy, Tribble!!
What kind uv danse shud we do?
Is there a salad danse? All I can think of is teh can-can…
Can-can beez phun. Tank u abracatabra!
Ohh boi, wee getz tu drezz up!
Yup, heer we go…
**fluffs up frilly tu-tu**
da da..da da da da da da…da da da da da da…
**kick 2 3 4**
**knee bend, kick, knee bend, kick**
**huffs mightily**
‘k! fink I needz to sit doan nao so I don falls on me can-can!!
(I can-can has cheezburger too?)
Pun-nee. I lol’d
I can-can not dans, but I can-can eats teh caykes.
I bringded hawt kawfee and like-ewer choklits.
*sits in teh korner wif a playte*
Handikat, you comin to teh partee two_kittehs be throwin fur rible? We haz teh chokolat kake an Baileys an teh Capin’ Jack Sparrow!! (see above posts!!)
Cuz can neber has too much chokolate an cofee…
An Jack Sparrow…
ai fink u mai hab stummbbeded upon teh puurrrfect parti…..heer ai brot sum fugde……
an sum moar wood fur teh fire…….
YAY!!! Fudge!!
We can haz Capn Jack feedz it too us while he fans us wit teh big leefy fans!!
With no shirt on…
Ai brouted som toffee. Itz soooooooooo nummy nomnomnomnomnom.
Soms habs crusheded a mundz an strawrburdiez on top
Soms habs crusheded nutz an rasperburdies on top
Den theer is hunny a mundz an unutter 1 wit gingybred.
Pwease twy sum. It haz bery delis dilec…bery gud flabor. nomnomnom
y patticlan, fank u ai bleeve ai will try jest a liddle ob eech wun…..dey awl soun soo gud, ai cant pik jest wun…..
*nibble nibble nibble*
uuummm nom nom nom
Hmm… ai fetches teh fonenumber of teh merjensee dentist, just in case. Be BERY careful wit dansin teh cancan – ai still has scar awn mai foot from dansin teh cancan in 1981 (carpet burn – bery owchie). Der is prolly a Yooropeen directiv on dansin teh cancan gibbon awl teh injewries suffrd ober teh yeers.
Ai pulld a hamstring cancancanning, a fyu yeers ago – wye do Ai tink Ai can do teh splits wen Ai is drunk; Ai knoe Ai carnt do tehm wen Ai’s sober but Ai givs it a damgudgoe, enneewais. Hens pulld hamstring!
See – I sed teh cancan wuz danjrus! Well, teh cancan and teh drink togevver. An let’s faes it, ju wud nawt be doin teh cancan wivout teh drink!
yoo no – wen ai sed “hez so coot ai cud eet himz up” ai didn meen wif vegebles.
whut? u no likes vegetablez?
now yU knows bedder dan dat!!! eye lyke cheezyburgerz!!!
an sum cookies fore afters.
Oh noes, too much of cuteness!
Iz conzp… kons…. ebil plotz.
Dis kitteh abter de lass won on zee komputer!
De Burgers iz triing tu killz ofp deh reaterz.
tuu meney splorts in ah roe.
Da nize ting eez dat u areddi haz yr CHRG’s (tew uff dem sew u luk lik reindear) on ur hed. Sew no danjer wit sekond picher.
Eff da bergers keel uz uff, den de avertizerz don pai de munniez, an de site weel go awai.
Ohh, eye jus tought uff nudder kapshun fur de lass picher. BRB
Lettuce be tankfull for the kittehs in any form (or bowl).
Groan…dat wuz reely wilted…
But oh well, honeydew, lettuce not fite!
oh play nicoise u guyz
kant we olive together in peese?
Oy, dis iz gettin radicchio…
doan yU jist turn-up yore nose an stomp off, now…
…before u gits a good dressing down!
OOOO, big-w00ty-d0 ; i doan carrat all.
nao, doan maek me sprout at u awl!
Hay Watuur, I sed “no tomatoes”.
Hay, wairs mah rootons!?
Fur dat mattur, wairs mah CROOtons!?
Kitteh sai -
“oh – was ur crootons? Ai tawt tehy was mai krunchi foods an I eated dem.”
is kitteh an teh tree goggies…he felled asleep in the just right bed o tasty, comfy salads! Luckily for teh bebeh kitteh, them goggies is skerred o kittehs so he is jus cleened and put into reel comfeh beds
eating kitteh salad causes massive hairballs!
Iz is not delishus or nootrishus pleaz not to be eating meh.
Kthx bai.
I lub this bebbeh luks lyke my yogi kitteh when he was liddel.
He a big boss kitteh now.
yogi sleepted in yore salids?
no, he not a salad kitteh, he a box kitteh, he luvs to go into teeniest of boxes and squeeze into impossibly small spaces
and this pose (of the salad kitteh) is one his mostest favorit sleeping pozes.
Catkins Diet catburger, wif no bun.
Well U sed I shud look into Catkins diet … but wese vegeturianz!
Ur salad iz berry comfee.
Hey!
Whut r u doing wif dat fork?
sew yU wanta get out teh poynty endz now–
too kan play at this gayme!
Kitteh is not salad! Kitteh is centerpees!
moar liek center ob teh uniberse.
(wit whirled peas?)
ai wuz thinking it luks a bit liek a prettey Crhistmas reeth wif a big Holley Berrey.
I can has cataleena dressing on dis sees her sallit?
LOLZ! Cataleena FTW!
DERE IS SALAT AWN MAH LOLCAT!!!!!!!
AWWW poor behbeh. Lemme gitz u awf dat yukky salat.
Hey, u got peanut butter in my chocklit!
ai dunt noes Melissa, dat kitn lukz pretti cumfi to me….
‘eez juz chillen’
(cooling his_____!)
his…what?
Oh, THAT, u bad puttytat
Chilling his…paws
Whut kinda dressin goz wit lolcat?
Karen anserd abuv…CATALEENA! But iz teh orng cataleena poysin?
Luk at teh label. It may as well be.
Yu cans maek dis in yer oan hoam, an den yoo chuze purzacly wats innit.
It bees ornj frum teh termater an teh maiyo, ai finks
Oooh kittn garnish.
*hed tilt from teh kyoot*
Fankfullee no kittn marinayd.
hmm… if i tryz to poar dressing on SaladCat i will prolly get akwaynted wif multippel poyntee enz. Kwikly.
Duz ennywun want mah sallid? I tink I jus los mah appetight.
eye have dis sudden urge to play kitteh-games, insted.
u had a kitteh
but i eated my appetiser and
hey where is kitteh
ehh would u eat it haahah
excuse meeh watier i want a lolcats
Ai’ll hab wat hims havin!
Ai maded yu a salid, but I eeted (mos of) it.
I can has salad days?
oh ai did ……ai did…..
kitteh is nude
needs dressing
Nom nom nom.
Dere ez uh salhad in my cat hare.
I maded yU a sadil, but eye fell asleep in it.
Bak in teh salad agin. . .
I wuz gonna tell yU dat I is not nootricious or delicious, but I’m gittin si so shleepy dat I fink I had b
Maeks me wunner hau ox an donkee feld when Bebbee shaued up in DER fudd bowl!
I said “lo-cal”, not LOLcat.
waiter: “Quiet, or everybody else will want one too!”
waht, u meen somthing rong wif dat?
Me finks dis needs sum cat-a-leena dressing…