Let us awai to teh nawty barn - we’s still got Danyul Craig an teh rumancoke ober tehre! (But Ai’d be prepaired to swawp for teh Capt Jak an Baylees!)

Sins you brings the Baileys, how ’bout I bring the Capn’…Jack Sparrow??

**wink wink**

Sure Kathleen and abracatabra and eberyone’s welcome to habe a big peeze of choclit cake and coffee with Baileys and sit around the warm fire place warming teh toezies after the exhausting danz.

Wii mix da Baileez wit Katlooah, an vodca an makz de mudd slyde!

I wunt sum of dat Captain Jack, too, pleeuz.

Plz not too bee hoggin him up.

Ai no hawg him!!! I shares, but onlee wif teh ICHC’s!!

“But why is the rum gone??”

Elizabeth!

“There’ll be no living with her after this…”

Hewwo, mai cheezfrenz! Ai am bakk frum the dokker. Ai hab my antebyotiks, so Ai shud prolly pass on the rum. But I will hab a little Capt Jakk .. woo hoo!

Ai fink Ai will pass on teh danzing todai too, synse Ai am bery tierd an had sutch a badest hedhurt erlier… I can snuggle unner a sawftie blankee bai teh fyer an watch teh danzing? And mebbe hab a liddle eggynoggy wiff no alk .. allc.. no hard likker!

Dis fun partee!

You also can haz teh snorgle an hedbutz..they alwayz makes mai hed feel beter..

**puuurrr…snorgle….hedbut….**

An mebee Capn Jack can rub ur hedhurts???

dis maekz mi wishes dat we cood awl getz togedder lik dis fur reel………ai meen we r reely togedder ina way, but wood be so nise to hang bi a reel fire wif frenz lik u guise…..

sigh

oh well. internety frenz r reel frenz, juzt teh pplase is majinari…….

Salleh, wii tawked bout meetin een Loz Vegaz, or Hawwaii or Ingerland (or wuz eet Ireland?) N e wai wii tawked bout havin de convenshun like de Star Trek convenshon cept eet bee ICHC convenshon. Whut u tink?

I can has invitashun too? An cheezburgers? An reely reel Baileys? An I bring teh dansin shooz!! An moar LOLcats!!!

Will toomoro werk fore evrybuddy??

Sownds funn!! Fink we’d awl tawk liek dis too each ovver iffen we meet in reel lyf?

And fanks for the snorgles and hedbuts, abracat! Dey halping! Ai had tew tayk moar sudafed and sum tylenol dis tiem.

Ooooh, but Ai am gooing to hab a massaj in abowt an howr! Ai reelyzed Ai hab a giff cert… sirt … free munies to use at this playce that dus massajes an peddikyoors an stuff liek dat. Mai hubbycat gibbed me the munies in teh summertiem at mai birfday, but Ai has not yoosed enny! Soe I thot wiff awl teh stress ov my hoomin kittns beeing sik lass week, and wiff me nawt feeleng gud dis week, Ai cud yoose a massaj to pamper maiself! Is nyce idear, no?

**blushes**

Sry! Got a liddle eggsited…

**shuffles foot and looks down**

Zippy, on teh holly daze, you mus take teh happy makin steps whenevur you can…
massage sounds like PURRRRfect idea!!!

ah hopes ah am nawt tew late fur da party!!!!!

I fownd dis new fun martini

*put crushed ice in da shaker*

*add hugarian dessert wine*

* bit o sparkel watur*

*VODKA*

Shayke shayke shayke

frolik frolik

pour an share.

Ah hope you like it

: )

waow, Princess! I lubs de Martoonees an has not has wun lyke u describe heer… glad u mades it to party, wooden be a party w/o U!!!! Mmmmm gud martoonees, can ai has a fews moar? ai nawt drivving, ai pwomise!

**hikk!**

WOW!! Ai fink you has struck on a reely gud thing!!

Moar plz??

Oh hai! Ai just gotted hoam - ai heop ai am nawt too layte to joyne this parttee - Princess, taht luks delishusss- an ai see yoo has maed plentee. Ai hav also brought this beeg plate of peanut butter cookiez.

Ai’m gonna sit over there bai the fyre too and warm mai toesies. Oooooh - feelz so nice to sit down!

HI Janet !!!! ai waz wunderin wher u waz !!!! put ur feeties up an hab a nise sit dwon……

an Tribble……furst ai hafta finda job, but ifn ai hav teh munnies, ai’d be der ina shot !!!!
maybi we cood setz sumfin up in teh spring oar summerz so peepulz kan sabe up fur it……

an PM.. datz a wunnerful drinkiez, ai gonna faborite it soes ai kan member it….

dis iz suacha nise parti !

oh yesh mi darlinks plenti ov martoonis tew go rownd!! Ahm sew glad dis expearmint drink was a hit. i wood alsew luv fur awl ov us tew confer. maybe friskies or purina wood sponsur us?

oooh oooh noaw ur talokin Princess Mu !!! datz a GRATE idear…….ai meen dey hab teh star trak combenshunz, an suches, an wen ai waz watchin Gud mMoawnin Merica” teh odder dai, der waz a conbenshun in NYC ob a internetz game groop, an peepulz frum awl obber teh WHIRLD weer der……

prolly cood use lotsa sponserz. tho……kittehz iz BIG businesess dese daze…..

ah beeleeb it’s dooable. ….must… bring ..forth mai…oraganizing skills… ah bet our Janet an sum ov us otters could gibe gude advise : ) * bats eyelashes* *looks cute*

Ohhhh yu guis anuther partee? I lub lub lub comin hier! I not hav to do nuffin cept njoi mai cheezfrenz. Drinkees an cookeez an a luverlee fire. So nyce to sees all ub yu relaxin. Fanks for drinkee, Captn, don be a straynger now, myte needs nuther ub dose.

Joynz Princess Mu in lukin cyute an *battin eeyz*……HALP !!!!

(ok kan onli luk cyute fur a minit oar 2, but ai betz der ar sum GUD organizerz out der……)..

woodnt taht be teh berry koolest ob awl ………

a ICHC conbenshun………..

Ai fink prolly tehr wud be sum kaind of big floofy sploshun if awl teh cheezfrenz was in teh same place …. speshully if Princess Mu was micksin teh drinks! Wud be nais idea tho. Can we go sumwehr warm? Was minus 5 dis moarnin when ai wuz diggin mai car owt from teh ise. (for deh Merkin cheespeeps who dus nawt do senty grade, ai tinks dat is about 20 - COLD NEwai). Is nawt mush bedder in mai awfiss to bee onnist.

Any of dat cawfeewitBailees left? Pls to keep teh peenutbudder cookies awai from me, ai is lerjic, but ai tink teh choklit caek will be ok.

Handikat, you comin to teh partee two_kittehs be throwin fur rible? We haz teh chokolat kake an Baileys an teh Capin’ Jack Sparrow!! (see above posts!!)

Cuz can neber has too much chokolate an cofee…

An Jack Sparrow…

ai fink u mai hab stummbbeded upon teh puurrrfect parti…..heer ai brot sum fugde……
an sum moar wood fur teh fire…….

YAY!!! Fudge!!

We can haz Capn Jack feedz it too us while he fans us wit teh big leefy fans!!
With no shirt on…

Ai brouted som toffee. Itz soooooooooo nummy nomnomnomnomnom.
Soms habs crusheded a mundz an strawrburdiez on top
Soms habs crusheded nutz an rasperburdies on top
Den theer is hunny a mundz an unutter 1 wit gingybred.

Pwease twy sum. It haz bery delis dilec…bery gud flabor. nomnomnom

y patticlan, fank u ai bleeve ai will try jest a liddle ob eech wun…..dey awl soun soo gud, ai cant pik jest wun…..

*nibble nibble nibble*

uuummm nom nom nom

Hmm… ai fetches teh fonenumber of teh merjensee dentist, just in case. Be BERY careful wit dansin teh cancan - ai still has scar awn mai foot from dansin teh cancan in 1981 (carpet burn - bery owchie). Der is prolly a Yooropeen directiv on dansin teh cancan gibbon awl teh injewries suffrd ober teh yeers.

Ai pulld a hamstring cancancanning, a fyu yeers ago - wye do Ai tink Ai can do teh splits wen Ai is drunk; Ai knoe Ai carnt do tehm wen Ai’s sober but Ai givs it a damgudgoe, enneewais. Hens pulld hamstring!

See - I sed teh cancan wuz danjrus! Well, teh cancan and teh drink togevver. An let’s faes it, ju wud nawt be doin teh cancan wivout teh drink!