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SeA–my eyes are a glow like lights on teh tree,
and i am eben wareing tinsil.
*who culd resist that smyli*
Smyli?!? Luks liek same face when vet chex temp or for wormz!
a not-2nd rase typo! Speeeedddd iz whutz wanted heer!
Scroooooooooge!
It r teh grinch
I yam teh gost of Kittehs Yet tu Kum
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
say id iznt sew!!!!
(enybody elze out dere REEELY LOL at dis won? my naybors mus be thinkin I felleded off my cheer adn borked mye hed cuz i out laffed lowdly)
oohooh!! mee! i laff so hard ai hadz to splayn to mai kowerkerz and den ai had to mayke it mai waulpayperz fer mai pooter.
hey, wares teh danze fur yippee!??
hokey dokey luks lik eye shood suh jest sumfin
howbout sum sorts of danz to dat eerwurm liddle drumber boi?
(verrse the furst)
komz, dey tole me
harummph harumph grump
the Christmus tree to sea
harunmph harunmph grump
the teensil icould eet?
harumph harumph grump
teh Vet i wish to greet
harunmph harumph grump
(korus)hrumph a grump grump
rumf a grump grump—
verrse the secund
no, i shalt nawt eet
harumph harumph grump
not want to skare my peeps
harumph harumph grump
rather have lites to eet
harumph harumph grump
or , better, goe to sleep
harumph harumph grump
hrumph a grump grump
hrumph a grump grump
bery goud, LOL!
fanks ebberbuddy…eye (finely) wented two sleep, so i mist teh danse..hadda root canal today. I iz dancing in mah hed (specially wif dose gud drugz!)
(mii an yippee!!!, dat is–sumtymes kitkay iz yippee!!! win she feelz gud!!!)
Goste uv Kittehs Yet to Nom, yoo say?
My coiffure–so fluffy and smooth–
perfekt fore teh seeson.
I need no fake breerd–
I’m nachurally gorgeous!
Nows Iz shoes you mah unhappie christmass face!
Mebbe kitteh’s fays iz frozd dis way frum too mennee Xmas pitcherz… Wow, Mum wuz rite…
Bah Humbug!
Still a week til Christmas,
and I am already getting sick of Christmas kitties.
yeah….dis iz a multicultural plaic full ob wins…
i wanna see hanukkah kittehs an kittens wiff dreaddz !!!
how bowt bob marley kitteh ??!!
yeah mon !! : )
Yes. An Solstice kittehs!
Come on! Jewish People! Pagan People! Kwanza people! Muslim People! Send us multi-cultural kittehs!
I’m going through my pictures to find some Solstice kittehs.
I has no solstice kitteh but lats yeer I sended cards wif piktyoor of mai bunbun holdin a pentygram. Was solstice bunneh!
Kan yoo post teh bun-witch sumwar fer us?
Ai taw a berry naiz Hanukkah kitten on voting paigz.
Want! Can’t find, tho.
i gotz no complaintz bowt Chrissmas kittehs…
dey R luverly foar shoar….
but iz reelle wantz meh a bob marley kitteh
anna hanukkah kitteh too….
yeah mon !!!
an sydez…..cant hab bob marley an troll floof
at de same tyme…iz impawsibble phissiks wise….
an did i sai….
yeah mon !!!!
Yeah! Christmas kitteh is teh cute.
Want mor holiday kittehs! Don care wat holiday! Yose all send in ur holiday kittehs. It’s good fer Veri-Voreye-for lots of diff’rent cutes.
oh kum awn. itz onlee wun tyme ob teh yeer dat yoo’ll see so menny Christmas kittehs…
in a week itawl will be ober.
Yah, den we gets teh falentyne kittehs.
besides, kitteh and krissmus trees goes together- sinse teh firstest, soes iz nawt krissmus kittehs, is ‘rite of spring celebrashun taht brings bak teh sun.’
oh, an bai teh wey, yer growin sum troll floof owt teh bak dere woodchuck.
Mai floof iz a fashun staytmunt!
Wut, doan yoo lyke it?
lewks lyke a floofy zombee kitteh! BRAIIIIIIIIIIINZ!!
Cujo kitteh!
i leff yoo ah happi chrissmas gift under de tree….
mebbe it are a Bob Ross payntings kit?
“U puts a happi littl twee wite hear”
ai fink dis kitteh lykes bill alexander beddar. himz haz de ANGREE PAYNTBURSHES!!!
hee hee gift rapped in tinssells cuz i eeted sum n …well…
Invisible monocle!
Kitteh disaproves ov dekoraytin skeem.
Dat moteef was bad enuf on teh wrappinpaypur, but to put in own teh orenamunts too!
My displesjure noes no bownds.
*snarl*
paysley? yu decoratd wif paysley? naow teh sun will hyde is lite foar menny maor moons kuz uf tis pleh. ai hayt yu soooooo much rite naow.
o seeling cat, smite myne hyoomins foar abusin teh rite uv ‘bring bak teh sun’ bai cuvverin it wif paysley.
paysley? luks like flowerz culled pointseteeuz to me. mebbe i needz teh noo glazzes?
Don’ let kitteh eet tht silvur stoff. Verry bad for kitteh’s tum. Can kill poor kitteh if he eetz tht. Be verry cairful with crissmass decorashuns, pleez!!!
n if it duznt kills tehm, tehy leevs tinssellrappedballs gifts in teh litters furr you.
…or wereber tehy wants….
Or sometimes dey is dekorated wif da tin-sul rapp-balls on der butts. For days. An dey scratch you if you tries to cut it off.
But seriously, one of my friends lost her cat this way. Not cool.
Another had to take his cat to the hospital on Christmas and spend lots of money on the best Christmas present there is: A healthy kitty. At least he got a happy ending, even if the vet got all of his Christmas money.
heehee. yu sed happee ending
iz tru tho - tinsel n teh rubbr bnds. notso grate 4 kittehs!
Kitteh haz tinsil in its eye. Poor kitteh.
no, no. It’s coming OUT of his eye.
All I wants fur Christmas
is ur SOUL!
tinzl not gud for kittehs
Trai tellin TEHM taht!
Invisible Monocle!
HOGAN!
tinsul goez in heer…u finds owt lader ware it comes owt. Will be mah Krismiss sirprize.
If comes owt at all. X-mas sirprize cud be doctor bill. Or no mor kitteh.
dis kitteh is jes wrong. skeeery!
pleez not 2 let da kittehs play wid tinzle. cud kill dem if dey eated it
Skrooj Kitteh is not bravin dem holadaye krowds, no suh
Don’t let demon eyed kitteh be eedin the tinzul. Verry bad in teh belly. Kthxbai.
mebbe tat’s wy demon kitteh luks constypayted, cuz he ayt tinzul.
Spoyled brat cat sez, “I axed foar Gitar Hero III! Why iz thar no Gitar Hero III?”
cuz u smokd dope in teh bakyard n yur daddeh camed home erly frum werk n cotted u…so daddeh putted yer Gitar Hero III on EBay n maed $9000 frum it.
http://www.citynews.ca/news/news_17769.aspx
yoo beet me to it kittehlurve! whadda awsum storee. gud fur dat daddeh! dam kidz!
Lub dat storee!