Comments on: Xmas story usually omits giant cat

By: Cygnia

Cygnia — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 00:00:17 +0000

Gold, franken…frankenstuff and murr.

(Kittehs alwayz bring da Murr)

By: dancehavoc

dancehavoc — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:28:18 +0000

GRAH!!!! ‘TIS BASEMENT CAT!

By: jim

jim — Tue, 27 May 2008 22:23:21 +0000

“XMAS” with the nativity scene… eh bold to say the least.

By: nick

nick — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 00:00:09 +0000

wellz dat esplains da star abovz da mengerz

By: gremlin

gremlin — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:15:43 +0000

Onceajinx – I *lubs* dis! I wuz sittin at hoem lass nite singin to maiself “in floofless snorgle pining.” Wunderful!

By: jpet

jpet — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:17:17 +0000

Mary wuz dat muvver myld
Jesus Christ her liddle chyld

Dis mah favrit Christmas song! I lyk teh vershun on teh Cheeftens’ “Bells of Dubblin.”

By: Johnson442

Johnson442 — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:34:25 +0000

(must keep teers off keyboard…)

To all those whose kind words and virtual hugs have helped me get through the last few months:

May the Angels of Heaven now ride forth to do war upon all those who would hurt you, whether they be physical enemies…or not!

I, known here as Johnson442, say this!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:33:56 +0000

LOL, Aye did dat too. Had bayj carpit in ma aparkmint, so da catfud barfeez matchd reel gud! Cors, sumtiemz, Aye had no choys but kleen up draied wuns, ef Aye finded dem aftur a day or too!

Aye jus haytid steppin in da warm wuns. In da dark. Wen Aye gots ta pee. Sigh.

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:26:12 +0000

Dat’s why Aye diborst ma furst hubb, hee wuz goggee in maynjur…. Grrrrr. Wun Xmas, he gibd me dis rinkul awn ma forhed frum wurryin bowt munneez. Dat awl Aye gawt dat yeer. Stoopee hed.

Noo hubbe iz Grinch sad cuz he cant gib me moar! But awl Aye needs iz him. Hugs frum him iz liek comin hoem…. aaahhhhhhh…..

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:21:24 +0000

Aye alwayz wunnert why Aye wuz skeerd ub stachoowaree, NAO AYE NOZ!!!!! DONUT BLINK!!!

By: narsina

narsina — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:04:36 +0000

i has teh saem eggsact naytivitee seen. lolcat and awll.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:13:52 +0000

Summbuddy libs widd a berry preddy blaek kitteh!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:04:42 +0000

Ad leez, he had a fren, a berry gud fren.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:23:12 +0000

Ma kittehs takes turns lyin down behine teh manger. Dey likes to nock teh angels an shepherds aroun, but nebber touches teh Bebbeh Jesus.

Kitteh sez: “Once in Royal David’s City”–ur doin it rong. Teh reel wurds goes like dis:

Wunce by royal David’s Kitty
Stood a lowly cattle shed
Ware a muvver lade her bebbeh
In a manger for his bed. . .

By: maneki neko

maneki neko — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:30:00 +0000

mai pair rents hav wite cat dat get ner na… nyt… Jezus, Merry, Josef an animalz seene, an looke like big anjel luking down frum abuv.

By: Overcast

Overcast — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:02:40 +0000

Foar gewd raisin, tew!

By: 6ToedCatsRule

6ToedCatsRule — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:39:41 +0000

Maybe it wasn’t a star that led the three wise men to Bethlehem, maybe it was giant Kitteh lazer beam eyes. Think about it people!!! The Bible leaves out a lot of small details like this.

By: turtlol

turtlol — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:19:04 +0000

TC, UR gots cents of huumur dat nose no boundz! Ai lurfs it! An so topical, as well….hehehehe!

wen ai hads kittehs, at hollydaze tyme, dey NEBBER leaf nawtivvty seen alone. Dey tink it puts dere 4 teh kitteh’s amoosement porpoises onle. Poor Bebbeh Jeezus alwas ens up on floor or under cowch. Hads to play hide and seek for Crissmas Dey always! But teh Kittehs lurved Him, so dat’s OK wif mee.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:42:44 +0000

Nau, dey gud frenz!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:39:38 +0000

Blaek kitteh blenn intu nait skai so iz harda see him. Gotta luk reel-reel cloze!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:36:03 +0000

Blaek kitteh blenned intu nait skai so naud cee him.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:34:09 +0000

Cud be – he mai hab had multibble plaecez tu vizzit! We cen hope so!

By: handikat

handikat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 16:04:26 +0000

*applauds*

By: handikat

handikat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:57:31 +0000

Pryde commez befawr a fawll

By: handikat

handikat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:54:49 +0000

Ambercat – taht waz sum srsly skeery Dr Hoo episodes!

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:39:25 +0000

kittehs r gud at bringin tidins ob cumfurrt n joi
cumfurrt n joi
o o tidins ob cumfurrt n joi.

stompee stompee stompee, purr purr, snorglez, purrs, curdels-ups, snuggles….gushiefuds nao?

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:35:53 +0000

Aslan?

By: gremlin

gremlin — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:24:33 +0000

J442 (and udder cheez-frenz):

Yoo ar so rite! Mai parints libbed (an still do lib) in de cuntree awl der libes. I members menneh stray kittehs (an sumtiems goggies) who caem and went. Alwaiyz wuz de orinj kittehs dat broked my hart de mostest.

I tuk pikshoors ub Slim, so at leest I haz doze. Awl he left meh wuz a few pikshoors an an emptee box – wit a blankit innit, wit dirty paw printz onnit. An memreez. Datz awl.

My boyfren lubs kittehs too, an wuz de furst wun to tuch Slim. We sez to eech uvver – member dat summer when Slim ate de yard birds? Den we sez – dat sowns liek a gud naem for a rock band! Slim an de Yard Birds! An we laffs owrselvs silleh.

I dinnot gno de reel ending, so I gaev Slim a happeh ending in my hart. When I tinks ub him, I pikshoors himz got adopted, an is libbin wit a famblee dat treez hims well. Dey feez him an lubs him an gibs him treetz an toys, an at Crismuss mebbe he luks owt de window ub himz warm hows an remembers meh . . .

By: abracatabra

abracatabra — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:22:48 +0000

Aww…very sweet!

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:20:24 +0000

Black kitteh with the lazaree eyez sayz: Praize the lord and pass the
cheezburger.

By: diva

diva — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:20:13 +0000

Iz cuzzomaree in mai Looturan church too.

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:07:03 +0000

eww. purrsonally, ai preefur to juszt let it get hard n dry…onlee taykes a day or too…tehn yoo ken juszt pool teh hole fing awf in wun peace. az yoo myte imajin, wee dunt haz mush kumpanee.

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:03:41 +0000

I unnerstood taht teh jupshuns was defeeten by teh pershunz een jyunt battl bcuz teh pershunz carreed Kittehs insted ov wearin armur, noing teh jyphsuns wood NEVA harm teh kittehs. I kinna dowt tihs iz teh troof, tho, cuz wooden teh jypshuns an teh pershuns meetin like taht hav rezultid in a snorglefest taht wooda led to whirled peas?

By: spykes_mom

spykes_mom — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:01:17 +0000

ai nebber hurd dat storee. fank yoo, diva!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:01:10 +0000

Teh wun ting werser tahn cleenin up catsik is cleenin up WARM catsik! Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:56:49 +0000

sowns moer lyk teh skeery stoen anjels form Dr Hoo to me!
Donut tern rown, donut luk awai, donut blink. Srsly, DONUT BLINK!!!

By: cSmall

cSmall — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:51:06 +0000

ah thimk wuz a respwns 2 Jyptshuns an tehr “Pagan” beleefs…awlso kitteh god wuz a Goddess, an teh wimmens wernt so berry hi awn teh romuns oar teh cristyunses lists…

By: cSmall

cSmall — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:43:07 +0000

HAHAHA!

much win and awsum!!

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:42:35 +0000

Is teh Speedie Gonzales of Ingerlant!

By: Jennifffuurr

Jennifffuurr — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:39:24 +0000

Wen I wuz a liddle kit, I stold teh babee frum mah momma’s nativitee seen, an lef a note made owt ov lettrs n wurdz I cut outta a magzine “If U evawan C teh babee agin, leev a can ov Planterz Cashoos by teh camel by minnite, an nobuddy gits hirt.” Momma lef can ov cashoos wif note “U R wat U eet! (nutz!)” Nex yeer, got box ov Nilla Wafers. Tryde 4 ponee teh nex yeer, but dinnot wurk owt. Momma snote sed teh camel fritened ponee away. Am not shur she reelly tryed…I seen no horseshoo pritz on teh shag carpets!

By: cSmall

cSmall — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:36:34 +0000

ooooooh (((((((((((((Johnson)))))))))))

hooever sed tis bedder 2 hav luved an lawst than nevver 2 hav luvved at awl…shud eat mah shorts!

“bag of broken glass” *teery eyes*

yu has friends heer J442!!! (((((((((((((Johnson))))))))))

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:28:51 +0000

Lubz dissune tu!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:26:42 +0000

Lubz it!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:17:14 +0000

Kipling sed “Beware of giving your heart to a dog to tear!” Same with kitties. They just wrench the heart out of you.

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:16:58 +0000

mai frends kitteh taeks cayr ob taht. kitteh lieks plays wif bebe Jesus frum teh nayvity seeen. she has hard tiem gettin bebe Jesus baks in tiem furr krismas. tehn kitteh duz bebejesusnappin agen. it is teh funnees 2 wach.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:11:19 +0000

zipzipzip!!! Tehre Ai go!

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:10:13 +0000

Aive herd ub sumpeeple hu muve wizefellas all around de room, clozer n clozer to manger

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:08:47 +0000

Ai tink sum plazes dats cuzzomaree – mozt Catlick chuches heer v emmpee manger til Christmess.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 13:52:05 +0000

Story also not say much abowt kitteh eetin entyr cast of animoos in barn

“I likes mah cheezburgers rare… Urp.”

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:46:51 +0000

Oh onceajinx -is wun ov mai fayvrits too. An yoo haz broughted the teerz to mai ayez wif yur wonderful noo lyrikz. Awl yur noo sawngz ar – specatular! “Long lay teh whirled in floofless snorgle pining” and “For yonder iz a sawft an floofee form”. . .jeenyus!!