Oprea kittah
rehearses his death sceen
dis is the scene he’s preparing for…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Keith James
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Yay
kitteh zing loud efen if nout wel
A kurs, a kurs on bof yer howses!
A playge, eben. Mai apologees to Merkootio and Mr Shaykspeer.
Bote ub dem is ded nao. Dey forgibs yoo . . . postmortemly!
In kitteh oprahs there muss be *nine* deth seens per karackter! Shew!
Ow….yer right!
“Alright, who cried when Old Yaller died?”
Me! Me! Me!
ai still do *sniff*
Me, too! Jez reed deh lazt cupple pagges ub de book, an ai gozza pieces. Deh mubbie iz one a mai favrites!
o solo meow!
Yu readed mi mynd! Haow you du dat???
emajin teh kontentz of Hunter Thompson’s trunk in “Fear and Loathing” multaply taht by twenty and streeeech that owt ovar a peeriyud of about nien yeerz, yood be pritty sykik too aftar taht.
mefinks dat yooz need sum kownsling after dat…..
Eber dat oar to shaer!
Ooo…u muss needz many snorgles….
Anyone wanna join teh snorgle chain?
**rub puuuuurr snorgle….**
snorgles is alwayes goods!
***prrrr … snorgle … headswipe … purrrrrr***
snorgle chayn, huh? sownds gud too me! ai lubs me sum snorglin akshun!
*prrrr prrrrrrr -maykin biskits- prrrrrr prrrr prrr*
“maykin biscuits” - is this what we calls “paddlin?” where kitteh do foot trammplin with front pawses?
I lyke dis phrayse berry much!
teh yeerz spent abyoozing teh many veryus and sundree foarmz of “people-nip” wuz pretty fun most of teh time, aktuly. it wuz also a long tiem ago too. Ai wuz baysikully a teh land-bound modern kwivalent of a pyrit frum teh aej of 16 until ai wuz 25. all whyel stil keeping an A averij thru my seenyur yeer of hyskul and a B averij thru mai furst 2 yeerz of kolij… hek, ai oanly drawpt owt bekoz ai wuz too bizy wf my dai-jawb and sum fambly risponzabiluteez, otehrwiez i wuz what tehy call “high functioning”…meening taht i cud still do important stuf in a kompitant manur wylst in an alterd staet of konshisness
hoo-ebber sed criem duz nawt pay wuz neber a suksesful kriminul. ai wud haev stuk wif it but ai noze taht awl luk runz owt ebenchewally and ai gnu i miet get kot sooner oar laetur
but ahm not wun to refyuuz extra snorgles eether
A snorgle chayn! Cownt me in!
*snorgle snorgle, purr purr, hed-butt*
We alwziys cawled de “makin biskits” sumthing els - we calld it “goin paw-pawz.” Nuffin kwite liek de fayc ub a happeh kitteh doin dat!
@handikat
yep, dems are wun an der saem
@The Crapture
Pierats lief sowns liek wun hellova yoof. Ail reed yoor memwars
purr
snorgle
purr
*happy feets*
yay Crapture! Ai byes and reeds ur memerwa….memoir….lyf storry, 2! Bee sur to tells us wen it coms to Boarders! ai be in line furst! Can ai has ur autograff??????
mi mommie alys sed dat shearing were a gud fing.
i’z berry tired and I read “shearing” and thought “only if you’re a sheep” and then the lolcat translator kicked in and I read it right.
snosrgle-chain sumfin noo on ICHC. DO WANT!!
*snorgle snorgle purr purr knead knead CHOMP*
Oh sry, dass wut mah kittehs do wen dey gets too happie. Here, I liks it nao. All bedder.
Me too!! U muss be tele- teli- can reedz minds!!
I want to sing-a
About the moon-a
And the June-a
And the Spring-a
Maus - I thawt it waz ur drammatikal dyin’ maus seen, noe?
Yesh. See my commint to dapanferkitteh beloe.
Ai luvs dat cartune.
An heer’s his singin teecher!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrixGv4fUSY&feature=related
It’ll show up ebenchully….
ambercat - remember to take of teh “http://* an it will come up rite away.
Tee hee!!! I clickied the linkee and the videeoh started. Mai kitteh, Stormy, sleeps behine my commpooter monniter - she popped up to luuk arownd fur where the kitteh mao wuz commeeng frum!! Den boff goggies pop up and whyne and carry on .. den heer coms Hacker, mai ovver kat! Dey awl was sayin “wut is that kitteh cryin foar, Momma?” I dun fink dey lieked dat!
It upset mai Amber kitteh too - Ai had to tern to sownd orf. Poor Amber, she’d hidded unner teh sawftee blankit nao
Oh deer.
Ai fort mai kitteh had kitteh idol powtenshul, but shes got nawfink on dis yowler.
*hope krusht*
Gess ai wont be a stayge mommee aftur awl.
mai oranj tabbee vokal lyk dat wen naybor kitteh in owr yard. Tiger sez he nowt want u heer!
Der waz lunce a tomykitteh hu caem tru mai yard frum taim tu taim saying, cleerlee, “Bow,WOW! Bow WAU!” Guezz he waz bilingal.
Dass wut I waz finkin–dis kitteh not happitail. Himz upset cuz anodder kitteh is in himz yard. If u lissen keerfully, u can heer teh odder kitteh yowling bak.
I dunno eggsackly wut dis kitteh waz sayin, but it made mah goggie git offn teh cowch! Nao all mah kittehs is awake an nerviss.
I can has Nessun dorma?
“Nessun dorma” indeed!!! ai just played taht an awl mai catz runned upstairz - even brave Barney!
Akshullee - mai beloved Florian used to maek soundz liek taht when teh stranjer cat wuz awn the deck outsied mai kitchun. *sniff* Ai still cannawt speek ov Florian wiffaut teerz soming to mai ayes.
As oposed to Oprah kitteh who sez “you win a car, and you win a car, and you win a car!”
but onlee if U vote 4 obamers
dis what I tink when I read it first too
yes, and he’s holding onto that couch for dear life with his pointy ends
Duznt sumebuddy fall awf a cliff in Forza del Destino?
Purrvarotti hits teh hi C wif clea toen an stunning vibratoe.
May he R.I.P.
Ai’m finking uv hiz Nessoon Doorma frum Turandot - verrrryy dramaticall inndeedd
Yes, but he iz nawt dying there. Ai will trai to think ov suitable sying scene! Ar lots - need gud wun.
Iz kitteh a tenner or a berrytoes? Posa in Don Carlo has grate def seen for berrytoes .
Deh onlee opra recurd dat put me in teers waz Robbie Merrill in Posa’s death scene. Izza fablous deff sceen, n ai luv Posa!
Placi sing Nessun Dorma lyin daun er reclinin sumetimes. Diz cud be hiz final flurish, on “Vincero, Vincero!” annod a deff sceen t’all.
Yas, but maybe Purrcini………..could be Meozart too
Dat def seen - iz makez me tink uv Maus.
Why fank you *blush*. I does it better, ob corse. My modesty, let me show you it
Datz wat ai waz teenkins!! “Maus, dat u?!”
direktor must tell kitteh teh Jazz Hand not be rite for dis sene.
Lion-teen Price duz her final bow after din Aeeeda
Or Toscat’s finale aria….
Berry gud, kitteh. You can has oscar and tony and lots uv gushyfud
Poor kitteh… Shotz by reel tranquilaizer gun insted of teh fakez one
Toscat FTW! “Meowrio! Meowrio!”