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rehearses his death sceen

dis is the scene he’s preparing for…

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  1. dd says:

    kitteh zing loud efen if nout wel

  2. starling says:

    A kurs, a kurs on bof yer howses!

  3. aminal says:

    In kitteh oprahs there muss be *nine* deth seens per karackter! Shew!

  4. rodney dill says:

    “Alright, who cried when Old Yaller died?”

  5. The Crapture says:

    o solo meow!

    • handikat says:

      :shock:

      Yu readed mi mynd! Haow you du dat???

      • The Crapture says:

        emajin teh kontentz of Hunter Thompson’s trunk in “Fear and Loathing” multaply taht by twenty and streeeech that owt ovar a peeriyud of about nien yeerz, yood be pritty sykik too aftar taht.

        • dapanferkitteh says:

          mefinks dat yooz need sum kownsling after dat…..

          Eber dat oar to shaer!

          • abracatabra says:

            Ooo…u muss needz many snorgles….

            Anyone wanna join teh snorgle chain?

            **rub puuuuurr snorgle….**

            • handikat says:

              snorgles is alwayes goods!

              ***prrrr … snorgle … headswipe … purrrrrr***

            • spykes_mom says:

              snorgle chayn, huh? sownds gud too me! ai lubs me sum snorglin akshun!

            • Gober says:

              *prrrr prrrrrrr -maykin biskits- prrrrrr prrrr prrr*

            • handikat says:

              “maykin biscuits” – is this what we calls “paddlin?” where kitteh do foot trammplin with front pawses?

              I lyke dis phrayse berry much! :-)

            • The Crapture says:

              teh yeerz spent abyoozing teh many veryus and sundree foarmz of “people-nip” wuz pretty fun most of teh time, aktuly. it wuz also a long tiem ago too. Ai wuz baysikully a teh land-bound modern kwivalent of a pyrit frum teh aej of 16 until ai wuz 25. all whyel stil keeping an A averij thru my seenyur yeer of hyskul and a B averij thru mai furst 2 yeerz of kolij… hek, ai oanly drawpt owt bekoz ai wuz too bizy wf my dai-jawb and sum fambly risponzabiluteez, otehrwiez i wuz what tehy call “high functioning”…meening taht i cud still do important stuf in a kompitant manur wylst in an alterd staet of konshisness

              hoo-ebber sed criem duz nawt pay wuz neber a suksesful kriminul. ai wud haev stuk wif it but ai noze taht awl luk runz owt ebenchewally and ai gnu i miet get kot sooner oar laetur

              but ahm not wun to refyuuz extra snorgles eether

            • gremlin says:

              A snorgle chayn! Cownt me in!

              *snorgle snorgle, purr purr, hed-butt*

              We alwziys cawled de “makin biskits” sumthing els – we calld it “goin paw-pawz.” Nuffin kwite liek de fayc ub a happeh kitteh doin dat!

            • Gober says:

              @handikat
              yep, dems are wun an der saem

              @The Crapture
              Pierats lief sowns liek wun hellova yoof. Ail reed yoor memwars :)

            • Shera (kittehvet) says:

              purr
              snorgle
              purr
              *happy feets*

            • turtlol says:

              yay Crapture! Ai byes and reeds ur memerwa….memoir….lyf storry, 2! Bee sur to tells us wen it coms to Boarders! ai be in line furst! Can ai has ur autograff??????

          • dd says:

            mi mommie alys sed dat shearing were a gud fing.

            • Shera (kittehvet) says:

              i’z berry tired and I read “shearing” and thought “only if you’re a sheep” and then the lolcat translator kicked in and I read it right.

            • doctorcat says:

              snosrgle-chain sumfin noo on ICHC. DO WANT!!

              *snorgle snorgle purr purr knead knead CHOMP*

              Oh sry, dass wut mah kittehs do wen dey gets too happie. Here, I liks it nao. All bedder.

    • abracatabra says:

      Me too!! U muss be tele- teli- can reedz minds!!

  6. Maus says:

    I want to sing-a
    About the moon-a
    And the June-a
    And the Spring-a

  7. Ambercat says:

    An heer’s his singin teecher!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrixGv4fUSY&feature=related

    It’ll show up ebenchully….

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      ambercat – remember to take of teh “http://* an it will come up rite away.

    • zippycat says:

      Tee hee!!! I clickied the linkee and the videeoh started. Mai kitteh, Stormy, sleeps behine my commpooter monniter – she popped up to luuk arownd fur where the kitteh mao wuz commeeng frum!! Den boff goggies pop up and whyne and carry on .. den heer coms Hacker, mai ovver kat! Dey awl was sayin “wut is that kitteh cryin foar, Momma?” I dun fink dey lieked dat! :)

      • Ambercat says:

        It upset mai Amber kitteh too – Ai had to tern to sownd orf. Poor Amber, she’d hidded unner teh sawftee blankit nao

    • Gober says:

      Oh deer.
      Ai fort mai kitteh had kitteh idol powtenshul, but shes got nawfink on dis yowler.

      *hope krusht*

      Gess ai wont be a stayge mommee aftur awl.

    • philene says:

      mai oranj tabbee vokal lyk dat wen naybor kitteh in owr yard. Tiger sez he nowt want u heer!

      • JAJEH says:

        Der waz lunce a tomykitteh hu caem tru mai yard frum taim tu taim saying, cleerlee, “Bow,WOW! Bow WAU!” Guezz he waz bilingal.

      • doctorcat says:

        Dass wut I waz finkin–dis kitteh not happitail. Himz upset cuz anodder kitteh is in himz yard. If u lissen keerfully, u can heer teh odder kitteh yowling bak.

        I dunno eggsackly wut dis kitteh waz sayin, but it made mah goggie git offn teh cowch! Nao all mah kittehs is awake an nerviss.

        I can has Nessun dorma?

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          “Nessun dorma” indeed!!! ai just played taht an awl mai catz runned upstairz – even brave Barney!

          Akshullee – mai beloved Florian used to maek soundz liek taht when teh stranjer cat wuz awn the deck outsied mai kitchun. *sniff* Ai still cannawt speek ov Florian wiffaut teerz soming to mai ayes.

  8. Missy says:

    As oposed to Oprah kitteh who sez “you win a car, and you win a car, and you win a car!”

  9. jjtucker says:

    yes, and he’s holding onto that couch for dear life with his pointy ends

  10. Quesadilla says:

    Purrvarotti hits teh hi C wif clea toen an stunning vibratoe.

  11. dapanferkitteh says:

    Dat def seen – iz makez me tink uv Maus.

  12. direktor must tell kitteh teh Jazz Hand not be rite for dis sene.

  13. miss foots says:

    Lion-teen Price duz her final bow after din Aeeeda

  14. Kristen says:

    Berry gud, kitteh. You can has oscar and tony and lots uv gushyfud

  15. Felizk says:

    Poor kitteh… Shotz by reel tranquilaizer gun insted of teh fakez one

  16. JAJEH says:

    Diz luks laik Ballo in Maschera tu me.

    • JAJEH says:

      Er mebbe tenners deth sceen in Lucia de Yammermore.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Ha! got it. Must be “Otello.” He haz just strangleded

      • JAJEH says:

        N den stabbs selp. Cud be.

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

        Oh noes – this wuz nawt finished. Ai wuz gonna say – cud be Otello after he killed Desdemona – finds awt she wuz innocent – stabs self – an (verey dramaticallee drags hisself over to teh byeootful and nao lifeless Desdemona singing “un bacio . . .ancor un bacio. . .ancor un ba.. .a. . (fawls ded). Sobbingz frum teh audienz.

        BUTT – ai think JAJEH’S idea ov “Un Ballo in Maschera” iz better. Riccardo dies fur a prettee long tiem – often luking mutch liek this.

        • JAJEH says:

          Riccardo diez all ober de place! Simon Boccanegra haz de long-long deff sceene, goez on furebber bud he diedda poizin.

        • Lovecat says:

          Riccardo luking mutch laik dis? Ur sooo lukkay – mai Riccardos wuz never so kyoot as dis bai HARF, cuz dey wuz all tenrs… (am so gladd am metso an doan hav to kis da tenrs soa mutch!)

      • handikat says:

        Wat, Desdemonn? Ded? Desdemonn?

  17. BonzoGal says:

    “Kill teh wabbit, kill teh wabbit, kiiiiiiiill teh waaaaaaaaabbit!”

  18. 6ToedCatsRule says:

    To flea or not to flea
    Scratch? Is the kwestshun.
    Wedder tis nobler to suffer da itch
    Or by scratchy hooman fingers, relieve dem.

  19. jeeves says:

    Oprea Kitteh: “Figaro Figaro FIIIIIGAAARRRROOOO!!!!”

    (Figaro stickz hed owt winduh) “WHAT??!!!!”

    Oprea Kitteh: “uh yew lef yer lightz on in car kthanxbai”

  20. JAJEH says:

    Unna mai kittehs sings obera neerlee ebbry nait. He alldernate between Cavalleria RUsticana n Wagner. Speshully fonda Wotan’s farewell tu dotter.

    • Theresa says:

      Leb’ woooooooooooohhhhhhl
      Du kühnes, herrliches Kind!
      Du meines Herzens heiligster Stolz!
      Leb’ wohl! Leb’ wohl! Leb’ wohl!

      (weeping)

  21. dak says:

    o meow babino caro

  22. Gober says:

    Ai noes neks to nuffink bowt opra, but ais stil heer teh ryde ov teh valkieries plei in der bakgrown wile looking at dis kitteh.

    Beeg drama. Him has it.

    • JAJEH says:

      Mebbe Siegfried’s deff.

      • Gober says:

        Siegfried is ded??!?

        Poor taigers, ownlee wun daddee left *snif*

      • Theresa says:

        Bru:nnhilde,
        Heilige Braut,
        wach’ auf! o:ff’ne dein Auge!

        (snif!) Poor Siegfried! Stabbed in the back.

        • JAJEH says:

          Ai lub de spot whair dedd Sieggy raizes arm n maeks gesture. Ai awways tink its an obseen finnger!

          • Theresa says:

            Teh Ring rawks. Kittehs no a gud fing.

            • JAJEH says:

              U sherkno yer Wagger!

            • Theresa says:

              Liddle Theresa did a dissertayshun on him long taim aggo.

              But wut bout CheezPeeps! Dey gots Eyetalian and Chernman Oppra AND Shaykspeer cobberd!!

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

              Theresa – hao did yoo come to do a dissertayshun awn him? Ar yoo a singer too? Doo yoo know a lot abawt Wagnerian singerz? Ai’m shur ar nawt so mennee peeple heer hoo can quote Wotan’s fairwel wiffaut luking at a score.

              Hav yoo seen teh current Met produkshun of”Goetterdaemmerung?” Ai saw it a couple of yeers ago with a wonderful Russhin soprano (whose nayme eggskapes mee at teh momen). She wuz slim and prettee. She wandered way to teh bak of the stage – lukkin over teh cliff – thinking gudbye to her werld – and tehn she turned and RAN down stage, leeping over a copple of roks and throwed herself into Wotan’s arms – her arms around hiz nek and her feet tucked up behind her liek a liddle gurl.

              Wuz best ai have ever seen. Weeping in the audience did ensew! Wuz maed so cleer taht this wuz just Daddee and his liddle gurl.

              Cuz if yoo doo,

  23. Darrkwolff says:

    I iz nawt Tybalt!

  24. Darrkwolff says:

    Hamlet’s Kitteh (hoep dis awl gitz awn heer)

    To go outside, and there perchance to stay
    Or to remain within: that is the question:
    Whether ’tis better for a cat to suffer
    The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather
    That Nature rains on those who roam abroad,
    Or take a nap upon a scrap of carpet,
    And so by dozing melt the solid hours
    That clog the clock’s bright gears with sullen time
    And stall the dinner bell.

    To sit, to stare
    Outdoors, and by a stare to seem to state
    A wish to venture forth without delay,
    Then when the portal’s opened up, to stand
    As if transfixed by doubt.

    To prowl; to sleep;
    To choose not knowing when we may once more
    Our readmittance gain: aye, there’s the hairball;
    For if a paw were shaped to turn a knob,
    Or work a lock or slip a window-catch,
    And going out and coming in were made
    As simple as the breaking of a bowl,
    What cat would bear the household’s petty plagues,
    The cook’s well-practiced kicks, the butler’s broom,
    The infant’s careless pokes, the tickled ears,
    The trampled tail, and all the daily shocks
    That fur is heir to, when, of his own free will,
    He might his exodus or entrance make
    With a mere mitten?

    Who would spaniels fear,
    Or strays trespassing from a neighbor’s yard,
    But that the dread of our unheeded cries
    And scratches at a barricaded door
    No claw can open up, dispels our nerve
    And makes us rather bear our humans’ faults
    Than run away to unguessed miseries?

    Thus caution doth make house cats of us all;
    And thus the bristling hair of resolution
    Is softened up with the pale brush of thought,
    And since our choices hinge on weighty things,
    We pause upon the threshold of decision.

  25. jpet says:

    Gron deeeo! Moreer see jyovanneh!

  26. gremlin says:

    Daddeh (sittin in chare in bakgrown frownin) growlz –

    If I tol youz wuns, I tol youz a towsun tiems! No playin bawl in da hows! Itz awl funnangaemz until sumbuddie gitz hurt or sumptin gitz broked . . .

  27. catalogical humor says:

    Teh opera izn’t ovur until teh fat kitteh sings.

  28. rodney dill says:


    I see a little silhouetto of a man,
    Scaramouche,scaramouche will you do the fandango-
    Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
    Galileo,galileo,
    Galileo galileo
    Galileo figaro-magnifico-

  29. leaf says:

    …death seen, especially when awaiting help with that stuck fishbone….

    Some help here (paw waving in the air), no u silly, don clap! HELP ME!

  30. Kathleen says:

    Hmm.

    I tink it not bee HIS death hee bee rehersin.

    I tink it bee URS, impudent hyuman.

    A speshul holiday presunt, for all u hab dun dis yeer.

    Teh bunneh an elf costumes.

    Teh nommin ub teh cheezburgas dat u did not share.

    Teh foolish goggie u broted home .

    Teh lock an alarm on teh refrijuratur door.

    Yes, ask not fur hoom teh bell tolls….

  31. philene says:

    La commedia e finita!

  32. Theresa says:

    Dis may be gratest LOLcat of dem awl!!

  33. Alex Wells says:

    Opera cat… Bye Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  34. moiburger says:

    Ai kin jes here hims. “EEEEEE Palolacheeee”

  35. Mike says:

    Acting – Kirk style.

  36. Simpson says:

    mah voyse

    let meh herz u it

  37. Theresa says:

    CheezPeeps can haz Kulcha! We noez da Eye-talians and Chermans Oppraz, da Shaykyspeer, AND da Kween AND da Loony Toonz!

  38. D.R. says:

    The Met’s new production of “Burger of Cheez” went off without a hitch, excepting a minor disruption shortly before the intermission. A feline playing one of the Duke von Floofenbrenner’s guards hacked up a hairball. He excused himself and went to fall asleep on his dressing room rug. “They should use understudies,” grumbled the critic from the Times. “That’s what they’re for.”

    • lunarmommy says:

      “duke von floofenbrenner” lolol

      • Theresa says:

        Diva Catleen BattleCat was summarily dismissed after shedding all over rival Meowa Fraidy’ s costume, and treating conductor James LeWhine to a face hug with all her pointy ends. Her only comment was “Meow-lan is howling to hear me sing!”

  39. Eleanor says:

    Iz sory 2 come sew layt, is bery long dayz at werk 2 dayz, but gotz 2 say dis b frum da “Tosca”, iz da Cattaradosi singin’ da “vittorio” jus aftur he be torrrurtured (offstage, dizcreetly, in da hi C and 7 up range) and givin da paw 2 Scarpia.

    Me tinks me got day rahtz….

  40. KJames says:

    …and the opera iz Wagner’s “The Ringworm Cycle”…

  41. Plexy says:

    I’m reminded of Placido Domingo from “Tosca”



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