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Oprea kittah

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rehearses his death sceen

dis is the scene he’s preparing for…

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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dd

kitteh zing loud efen if nout wel

 
starling

A kurs, a kurs on bof yer howses!

starling

A playge, eben. Mai apologees to Merkootio and Mr Shaykspeer.

gremlin

Bote ub dem is ded nao. Dey forgibs yoo . . . postmortemly!

 
 
 
aminal

In kitteh oprahs there muss be *nine* deth seens per karackter! Shew!

 
 
rodney dill

“Alright, who cried when Old Yaller died?”

JAJEH

Me, too! Jez reed deh lazt cupple pagges ub de book, an ai gozza pieces. Deh mubbie iz one a mai favrites!

 
 
 
 
handikat

:shock:

Yu readed mi mynd! Haow you du dat???

The Crapture

emajin teh kontentz of Hunter Thompson’s trunk in “Fear and Loathing” multaply taht by twenty and streeeech that owt ovar a peeriyud of about nien yeerz, yood be pritty sykik too aftar taht.

dapanferkitteh

mefinks dat yooz need sum kownsling after dat…..

Eber dat oar to shaer!

abracatabra

Ooo…u muss needz many snorgles….

Anyone wanna join teh snorgle chain?

**rub puuuuurr snorgle….**

handikat

snorgles is alwayes goods!

***prrrr … snorgle … headswipe … purrrrrr***

 
spykes_mom

snorgle chayn, huh? sownds gud too me! ai lubs me sum snorglin akshun!

 
Gober

*prrrr prrrrrrr -maykin biskits- prrrrrr prrrr prrr*

 
handikat

“maykin biscuits” - is this what we calls “paddlin?” where kitteh do foot trammplin with front pawses?

I lyke dis phrayse berry much! :-)

 
The Crapture

teh yeerz spent abyoozing teh many veryus and sundree foarmz of “people-nip” wuz pretty fun most of teh time, aktuly. it wuz also a long tiem ago too. Ai wuz baysikully a teh land-bound modern kwivalent of a pyrit frum teh aej of 16 until ai wuz 25. all whyel stil keeping an A averij thru my seenyur yeer of hyskul and a B averij thru mai furst 2 yeerz of kolij… hek, ai oanly drawpt owt bekoz ai wuz too bizy wf my dai-jawb and sum fambly risponzabiluteez, otehrwiez i wuz what tehy call “high functioning”…meening taht i cud still do important stuf in a kompitant manur wylst in an alterd staet of konshisness

hoo-ebber sed criem duz nawt pay wuz neber a suksesful kriminul. ai wud haev stuk wif it but ai noze taht awl luk runz owt ebenchewally and ai gnu i miet get kot sooner oar laetur

but ahm not wun to refyuuz extra snorgles eether

 
gremlin

A snorgle chayn! Cownt me in!

*snorgle snorgle, purr purr, hed-butt*

We alwziys cawled de “makin biskits” sumthing els - we calld it “goin paw-pawz.” Nuffin kwite liek de fayc ub a happeh kitteh doin dat!

 
Gober

@handikat
yep, dems are wun an der saem

@The Crapture
Pierats lief sowns liek wun hellova yoof. Ail reed yoor memwars :)

 
Shera (kittehvet)

purr
snorgle
purr
*happy feets*

 
turtlol

yay Crapture! Ai byes and reeds ur memerwa….memoir….lyf storry, 2! Bee sur to tells us wen it coms to Boarders! ai be in line furst! Can ai has ur autograff??????

 
 
dd

mi mommie alys sed dat shearing were a gud fing.

Shera (kittehvet)

i’z berry tired and I read “shearing” and thought “only if you’re a sheep” and then the lolcat translator kicked in and I read it right.

 
doctorcat

snosrgle-chain sumfin noo on ICHC. DO WANT!!

*snorgle snorgle purr purr knead knead CHOMP*

Oh sry, dass wut mah kittehs do wen dey gets too happie. Here, I liks it nao. All bedder.

 
 
 
 
 
abracatabra

Me too!! U muss be tele- teli- can reedz minds!!

 
 
Maus

I want to sing-a
About the moon-a
And the June-a
And the Spring-a

cheshirepat

Maus - I thawt it waz ur drammatikal dyin’ maus seen, noe?

Maus

Yesh. See my commint to dapanferkitteh beloe.

 
 
 
 
Ambercat

An heer’s his singin teecher!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrixGv4fUSY&feature=related

It’ll show up ebenchully….

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ambercat - remember to take of teh “http://* an it will come up rite away.

 
zippycat

Tee hee!!! I clickied the linkee and the videeoh started. Mai kitteh, Stormy, sleeps behine my commpooter monniter - she popped up to luuk arownd fur where the kitteh mao wuz commeeng frum!! Den boff goggies pop up and whyne and carry on .. den heer coms Hacker, mai ovver kat! Dey awl was sayin “wut is that kitteh cryin foar, Momma?” I dun fink dey lieked dat! :)

Ambercat

It upset mai Amber kitteh too - Ai had to tern to sownd orf. Poor Amber, she’d hidded unner teh sawftee blankit nao

 
 
Gober

Oh deer.
Ai fort mai kitteh had kitteh idol powtenshul, but shes got nawfink on dis yowler.

*hope krusht*

Gess ai wont be a stayge mommee aftur awl.

 
philene

mai oranj tabbee vokal lyk dat wen naybor kitteh in owr yard. Tiger sez he nowt want u heer!

JAJEH

Der waz lunce a tomykitteh hu caem tru mai yard frum taim tu taim saying, cleerlee, “Bow,WOW! Bow WAU!” Guezz he waz bilingal.

 
doctorcat

Dass wut I waz finkin–dis kitteh not happitail. Himz upset cuz anodder kitteh is in himz yard. If u lissen keerfully, u can heer teh odder kitteh yowling bak.

I dunno eggsackly wut dis kitteh waz sayin, but it made mah goggie git offn teh cowch! Nao all mah kittehs is awake an nerviss.

I can has Nessun dorma?

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

“Nessun dorma” indeed!!! ai just played taht an awl mai catz runned upstairz - even brave Barney!

Akshullee - mai beloved Florian used to maek soundz liek taht when teh stranjer cat wuz awn the deck outsied mai kitchun. *sniff* Ai still cannawt speek ov Florian wiffaut teerz soming to mai ayes.

 
 
 
 
Missy

As oposed to Oprah kitteh who sez “you win a car, and you win a car, and you win a car!”

miss foots

but onlee if U vote 4 obamers

 
Shera (kittehvet)

dis what I tink when I read it first too

 
 
jjtucker

yes, and he’s holding onto that couch for dear life with his pointy ends

JAJEH

Duznt sumebuddy fall awf a cliff in Forza del Destino?

 
 
Quesadilla

Purrvarotti hits teh hi C wif clea toen an stunning vibratoe.

 
conscious cat

Ai’m finking uv hiz Nessoon Doorma frum Turandot - verrrryy dramaticall inndeedd

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Yes, but he iz nawt dying there. Ai will trai to think ov suitable sying scene! Ar lots - need gud wun.

Cassidy

Iz kitteh a tenner or a berrytoes? Posa in Don Carlo has grate def seen for berrytoes .

JAJEH

Deh onlee opra recurd dat put me in teers waz Robbie Merrill in Posa’s death scene. Izza fablous deff sceen, n ai luv Posa!

 
 
JAJEH

Placi sing Nessun Dorma lyin daun er reclinin sumetimes. Diz cud be hiz final flurish, on “Vincero, Vincero!” annod a deff sceen t’all.

 
 
Mr. Matt

Yas, but maybe Purrcini………..could be Meozart too

 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

Dat def seen - iz makez me tink uv Maus.

Maus

Why fank you *blush*. I does it better, ob corse. My modesty, let me show you it

 
cheshirepat

Datz wat ai waz teenkins!! “Maus, dat u?!”

 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

direktor must tell kitteh teh Jazz Hand not be rite for dis sene.

 
miss foots

Lion-teen Price duz her final bow after din Aeeeda

HylasBrook

Or Toscat’s finale aria….

 
 
Kristen

Berry gud, kitteh. You can has oscar and tony and lots uv gushyfud

 
Felizk

Poor kitteh… Shotz by reel tranquilaizer gun insted of teh fakez one

Theresa

Toscat FTW! “Meowrio! Meowrio!”