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cSmall

fuzzy elefunkel for mommeh, fuzzy fether for daddeh.

wut to giv mah three sistahs??
hmmmmmm…..

dapanferkitteh

cSmall, yoo gets da FUZZY danse!

*floof floof floof*
*spin spin*
*leap*
*CRASH*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

OOOOO - teh FUZZY danse! (an wehn we’re dun, cSmall, yoo kin scoop up awl the floof, card it, spin it into yarn, and knit sum byootigul kitteh mittenz. Fur Krismas present fur those woo hav loast their’s - so they kin hav sum pie after awl)

*flooooffetee flooof flooof*
*spin* (see teh floof flyin ebreewhar!)
*floof flooof flooof flooooooofffff*

*nap*

doctorcat

I joins in on teh nap part. Too musch Christimas shoppin.

 
 
spykes_mom

ken ai help yoo up, dapanferkitteh? heer yoo goes…bak on ur feeties n tayke mah hand fur moar fuzzy dants!

*floof floof floof*
*spin spin*
*leap (landed awn ar feeties dis tyme)*
*n a little shimmeh fur gud meshur*
*whew…letz rest n has sum hawt choklit*

 
zippycat

OOoh, dis a fun danz! Der will be lawtsa floof to cleen up!

*floof floof*
*spin spin*
Oooh, I dizzee…

I fink I needz tew rest and hab some choklit!

abracatabra

>Gasp!<

I can haz a CHOKLAT danse??? Is der such a thing?? O wonder, o delite!

 
abracatabra

Zippy,
Sry took so lung to get bak 2 u frum yestur- yets- day b4 2day…I can has ICHC only at da wurk!! (sad fore me!)
Glad groop snorgle helped, and sorry is PLEH! time rite nao. Sumtiems da holidays be more PLEH than specialness…
But so nice to kno can alwayz come to ICHC and cee da kyootnesses and teh floofs!!
Glad to heer liluns feeling a bit better…they had the floo?

 
 
salleh

GOOOOOOD MAWRNIN..mi frenz!!! wat a nise wai to wakes up….cyute kitnz an fiunni capshuns an loawt ob mi frenz dansein…..hole awn….let me getz mi floofy fans an ai’ll joyn u …

*grabz culurful floofy feddery fanz*

noaw howd dat go?? oh yeah.

*floof floof floof*
*twurl ina sircle, twurl ina sircle , twurl ina sircle*
*leep, leep ,leep*

*float jentli donw….annnnn nap..zzzzzzzzzz*

ai has de fedderz wif me so ai kcan floats…….aniwun wannna try my fedder fanz
flostin iz FUN !!!!

kitsunerina

flostin is fun!
soes flowtin and frostin too! (YUM!)

ai duznt needs teh fedder fanz tho- iz teh week affter finalz! ai is so free an lite an wunnerflee floofy that ai is a ginormus ballon kitteh shedding mai pink floof o’r teh dansins below.

besmall

iz so jealuos… hyuge pile ob pappers on mi desk stil… maybee teh pink floof wil help me gib nycer grades?

 
 
 
 
 
Lora

Hmmph, y dey alwais callz me poysun?

two_kittehs

U iz not poizon, u is the cutest bebbeh kitteh evah, come here I givez you some snorgles

 
spykes_mom

widdul orinj kitteh onlee poysin iff yoo dun has ur CHRG (w/doi) sekyoorlee in playse! odder wyse…teh vennum kawses teh big…uh oh…
*SPLORT!*

uh…a liddul halp plz?
*scoop scoop*

Miss Dawn

Here, Ai halps joo.

*scoop scoop*
*mop mop*

Nao juss sit bak an relax. Here is a sawftee blankee an sum nyse hot choklit. Put yer feetz up on dis here feetstool.

*tucks blankee titely aroun spykes_mom*

spykes_mom

fank yoo miss dawn. datz berry nyse.

*snore*

 
 
zippycat

*scoop scoop*
*halpeeng spykes_mom*

Yup, oring kitteh is poysin awlrite! My hed splorted awlreddy, but affer awl the kyooties lasst fyoo dais, I am getteeng usst to cleenin up my hed splorts. That, an I hab my swim cap wiff flowers AND my CHRG (no drawrings kuz I am yousing them too fast an hab no tiem to keep up on teh drawrings!) and I am sekkyuring tehm wiff duck taype .. but teh kittehs sumtiems supryz me an i splort n e wai. :)

salleh

yessss, ai hadda lern teh hardest wai…..put awn teh CHRG before u comes to teh site…..der be mini, mini cyute kitnz round heer dis week…….

reely got caut off gard at teh libbari yessturdai……but donut car how stanjli tehy luk at me der, ai shoz up wif my hedgeer in plase naow !!

Ambercat

Did yu aply fore teh jawbs yu fownd (Bfore yu splorted awl ober tehm!)? The furst wuns taek ayjes to fill in an send orf but yu get fasteh wit practiss - my best tym wuz about 15 mins to fill in form, ryt teh ledder (well, tweek wun ob mai standard ledders!) an attach mai ceevee. But it werked in teh end an Ai got mai funfunfun job - hoep Santa brings yu a job fore Krissmuss!

salleh

Fank u Ambercat fur teh gud wisheses….ai iz trin to keep mi tyme on ICHC frum taekin up teh hole daze….but iz hard.. has to hab SUM tyme heer, iz gud fur mi morral…

an teh big problum iz ai hab been self-employeded fur miny yeerz naow….(an libin awn a samll inheritunse) an ob corse ai hab losteded awl mi papurwerk ob ebberyfing about me about 3 munthz ago, an wif ADD ai hab teh PLEH memoriez…..so iz naowt eesi …..but ai keepz tryin..

an ai cood use teh help keepin awn task…..naowt to gud at taht at awl……

so ebbery now an den….cood mi lolfrenz remimez me ….Salleh ….getz to werk !!

plzkthxbi

 
Ambercat

Salleh! Get to werk! *wip crak*

 
 
 
spykes_mom

ai shud noe bettur bai naow. ai’m nawt teh noobee ai wuz juszt a cupple monfs ago. ai will keeps a sekrit stash ob latecks-free glubs ryte heer in mah desk drawr fur juszt such merjensies.

fank yoo awl fur ur help. ai can has teh nysest cheezfrens aneewhar!

zippycat

Tee hee!! Ai nebber thot, a few munffs ago, dat Ai wud be so prowd tew be cawled a “cheezfren!” But nao … YAY fur cheezfrens!!! U guise an the kyoot kittehs awlwais maek mai dai!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

ai know!!! Ai, tew, am moast prowd tew be a “cheezfren.” A most unexpekted tern in mai lief!!!

 
Shera(kittehvet)

Cheezfrens ROOL!

 
salleh

aint dat so ???? aboluutli amazin how diz awl cameded about d…..

jest a few munthz ago, we waz nawt heer ! an now….gotz frez awl obber teh whirled ……frenz hoo cumfurt me wn ai goin fru teh hard tymes,…. an frenz hoo maek me laff out loud,…. an frenz ho teeches me fingz,…..an frez hoo fink ai is teh funnee….., an frenz hoo ar teh FUNNIESTEST peeplez in teh whirld….an frenz hoo wen dey gets mad at me forgibz me n awl iz OK again…..

iz an ole jok but iz too, u luk up teh daffynishun ob “frenz” ina dikshunairy an der iz pittures ob awl ob us……

 
salleh

an ….Trolls DROOL.

plz to be puttin dis wun affer Sheras’ remark…..

 
kitsunerina

hmmm….
*putz ‘cheezfren’ awn teh resuhmay*

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

taht shud open doors yoo never dreemed existed!!

 
abracatabra

*shyly…*

I be new…I can be cheezfrend too?

>grabs all fore quick hug and runs away<

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Mai gudness YES!! Yoo ar alreddy awn Ambercat’s kitteh list fur Fater Christmas bak awn “I Can Has Cheezburger - teh erley years,

 
Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

abracatabra, U CAN HAS AN’ BEE CHEEZFREN!

an’ nawt 2 twai 2 wun awai. wee will pouns u. :D Een a niec wai, ob cours.

 
abracatabra

Aww…
>sniff<
Ai LURVES da cheezfends!!!

**puuuuurrrrrrrr rub puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr snorgle**

I shall leeve meny cheezburgers in ur stockings!! (An’ brandy, too!) :D

 
abracatabra

Awww….
ICHC is reely wat teh hollydayz seezun is all about….
If onlee we cud cover teh wurld in cheezburgers and floof, we wud hav wurld pees. (Whirled peas??)

>cough<
Oh. And prolly lotsa hairballz…but iz ok

 
Shera (kittehvet)

Yeah. We must make all whirled leeders join ICHC. Den dey all laff and become cheezfrenz and we have whirled peas.

I look forward to readin all the cheezfrenz comments even if I don has n-e-thing witty to say.

 
kitkay

i can has mashed potaytoes wiff my whirled peas…
nom nom nom…

 
Miss Dawn

Cheezfrens of teh whirled, yoonite!

Oh, we alreddy is yoonited? Nebber mind.

 
 
LyP

So, if ai am frendily, then ai am a cheezfren. Duz that meen that if ai am smart, I am a cheezwiz?

Jes askin…
LyP

 
 
 
BorisEvenWorse

Pleez to excuse forgive dumm untaught silly qwestion, but what are a CHRG (w/doi)?
Kthnx.

Jack Deth

Hai, Boris:

CHRG arz
Chikkun Hedd Rubburr Glub (wiff
draweengz awn it) Helpz keepz braynz
frum leekeeng, poast Splort!

Sploartz happenz awll t3h
tyme. Affurr sumwun seez a
Kitteh datz 2 kewt

Heddz asploadez frum t3h
kewtness oberloadz. Kittehz
arz nebburr 2 blaym :-)

Jack.

julyisthebestmonth

Oh Jack, nao iz laffin cuz u splain so poetiklee teh CHRG/wdoi.

Dis quexshun cums up about ebbry udder day nao. But muss be nessrssaree 4 n00beez and returneez to fullee joyne in teh cheez-plezhurz.

 
Shera (kittehvet)

Jax poetree shoul be awn the FAQ or soemthing. The comments need their own FAQ

 
 
 
 
 
Kim

Uv cors I lissenin…go on, go on…

[in hed: liddel bunny foo foo...]

spykes_mom

liddul kitteh foo foo
hawpin froo teh web werld
smyles at awl teh peepul
n maykes they heds asplerd

*bows*
*runs away*

 
salleh

oh fank u spykes_mom, it waz dribin me batty (altho ai dont hab far to go wif DAT) trin to member wat teh werdz to teh rest ob taht waz….

an ai lik ur werdz bedder!

 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

(in hed) mai paw haz a flavor….

 
two_kittehs

Kittehstotle are lost in deep philozofikal thought.

sangrail

I’z kyoot tharefour I iz!

Kim

a little DeCat mixed in with the Kittehstotle

Platokitteh sez dat ebryting in yoonivurse is impurrfekt replica. Plato obviussly never saw dis kitteh!

two_kittehs

Or is it teh Newton kitteh pondering the mysteriez of the uniberse and inventing
catculus in his hed..

orangekittehservant

While Liebniz-kitteh is pondering differentials as well

kitsunerina

iz ainstein kitteh (see teh floofy heer?) contemplatin teh relativities uf taim an energy an grabitee an wafffl eyerons an pretti ladiez an doin himz best to confuzzle schrodinger.

tinyurl.com/3cs7xr
- ai luv dis contemplashun uv teh einstein!

 
 
kitkay

New-town kitteh inventz “grabity” after a cherry falls on hiz hed.

 
 
kitkay

Plata libs inna kave…
obvev-usly!!!

kitkay

eye meen PLATO, ob corse!!

 
 
 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

Machiavelli kitteh thinks teh poynty endz justify teh means.

Shera(kittehvet)

that maed me lol!

 
 
onceajinx

Wayt… Aye fot da poyntee enz R da meenz… Ob cors da enz shood be cheezburgers!!!

kitkay

gud poynt–you-sing poynty endz iz justified in oder 2 git cheezyburgerz.

Daisey’z iz funnee, 2