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fuzzy elefunkel for mommeh, fuzzy fether for daddeh.
wut to giv mah three sistahs??
hmmmmmm…..
cSmall, yoo gets da FUZZY danse!
*floof floof floof*
*spin spin*
*leap*
*CRASH*
OOOOO – teh FUZZY danse! (an wehn we’re dun, cSmall, yoo kin scoop up awl the floof, card it, spin it into yarn, and knit sum byootigul kitteh mittenz. Fur Krismas present fur those woo hav loast their’s – so they kin hav sum pie after awl)
*flooooffetee flooof flooof*
*spin* (see teh floof flyin ebreewhar!)
*floof flooof flooof flooooooofffff*
*nap*
I joins in on teh nap part. Too musch Christimas shoppin.
ken ai help yoo up, dapanferkitteh? heer yoo goes…bak on ur feeties n tayke mah hand fur moar fuzzy dants!
*floof floof floof*
*spin spin*
*leap (landed awn ar feeties dis tyme)*
*n a little shimmeh fur gud meshur*
*whew…letz rest n has sum hawt choklit*
OOoh, dis a fun danz! Der will be lawtsa floof to cleen up!
*floof floof*
*spin spin*
Oooh, I dizzee…
I fink I needz tew rest and hab some choklit!
>Gasp!<
I can haz a CHOKLAT danse??? Is der such a thing?? O wonder, o delite!
Zippy,
Sry took so lung to get bak 2 u frum yestur- yets- day b4 2day…I can has ICHC only at da wurk!! (sad fore me!)
Glad groop snorgle helped, and sorry is PLEH! time rite nao. Sumtiems da holidays be more PLEH than specialness…
But so nice to kno can alwayz come to ICHC and cee da kyootnesses and teh floofs!!
Glad to heer liluns feeling a bit better…they had the floo?
GOOOOOOD MAWRNIN..mi frenz!!! wat a nise wai to wakes up….cyute kitnz an fiunni capshuns an loawt ob mi frenz dansein…..hole awn….let me getz mi floofy fans an ai’ll joyn u …
*grabz culurful floofy feddery fanz*
noaw howd dat go?? oh yeah.
*floof floof floof*
*twurl ina sircle, twurl ina sircle , twurl ina sircle*
*leep, leep ,leep*
*float jentli donw….annnnn nap..zzzzzzzzzz*
ai has de fedderz wif me so ai kcan floats…….aniwun wannna try my fedder fanz
flostin iz FUN !!!!
flostin is fun!
soes flowtin and frostin too! (YUM!)
ai duznt needs teh fedder fanz tho- iz teh week affter finalz! ai is so free an lite an wunnerflee floofy that ai is a ginormus ballon kitteh shedding mai pink floof o’r teh dansins below.
iz so jealuos… hyuge pile ob pappers on mi desk stil… maybee teh pink floof wil help me gib nycer grades?
Hmmph, y dey alwais callz me poysun?
U iz not poizon, u is the cutest bebbeh kitteh evah, come here I givez you some snorgles
widdul orinj kitteh onlee poysin iff yoo dun has ur CHRG (w/doi) sekyoorlee in playse! odder wyse…teh vennum kawses teh big…uh oh…
*SPLORT!*
uh…a liddul halp plz?
*scoop scoop*
Here, Ai halps joo.
*scoop scoop*
*mop mop*
Nao juss sit bak an relax. Here is a sawftee blankee an sum nyse hot choklit. Put yer feetz up on dis here feetstool.
*tucks blankee titely aroun spykes_mom*
fank yoo miss dawn. datz berry nyse.
*snore*
*scoop scoop*
*halpeeng spykes_mom*
Yup, oring kitteh is poysin awlrite! My hed splorted awlreddy, but affer awl the kyooties lasst fyoo dais, I am getteeng usst to cleenin up my hed splorts. That, an I hab my swim cap wiff flowers AND my CHRG (no drawrings kuz I am yousing them too fast an hab no tiem to keep up on teh drawrings!) and I am sekkyuring tehm wiff duck taype .. but teh kittehs sumtiems supryz me an i splort n e wai.
yessss, ai hadda lern teh hardest wai…..put awn teh CHRG before u comes to teh site…..der be mini, mini cyute kitnz round heer dis week…….
reely got caut off gard at teh libbari yessturdai……but donut car how stanjli tehy luk at me der, ai shoz up wif my hedgeer in plase naow !!
Did yu aply fore teh jawbs yu fownd (Bfore yu splorted awl ober tehm!)? The furst wuns taek ayjes to fill in an send orf but yu get fasteh wit practiss – my best tym wuz about 15 mins to fill in form, ryt teh ledder (well, tweek wun ob mai standard ledders!) an attach mai ceevee. But it werked in teh end an Ai got mai funfunfun job – hoep Santa brings yu a job fore Krissmuss!
Fank u Ambercat fur teh gud wisheses….ai iz trin to keep mi tyme on ICHC frum taekin up teh hole daze….but iz hard.. has to hab SUM tyme heer, iz gud fur mi morral…
an teh big problum iz ai hab been self-employeded fur miny yeerz naow….(an libin awn a samll inheritunse) an ob corse ai hab losteded awl mi papurwerk ob ebberyfing about me about 3 munthz ago, an wif ADD ai hab teh PLEH memoriez…..so iz naowt eesi …..but ai keepz tryin..
an ai cood use teh help keepin awn task…..naowt to gud at taht at awl……
so ebbery now an den….cood mi lolfrenz remimez me ….Salleh ….getz to werk !!
plzkthxbi
Salleh! Get to werk! *wip crak*
ai shud noe bettur bai naow. ai’m nawt teh noobee ai wuz juszt a cupple monfs ago. ai will keeps a sekrit stash ob latecks-free glubs ryte heer in mah desk drawr fur juszt such merjensies.
fank yoo awl fur ur help. ai can has teh nysest cheezfrens aneewhar!
Tee hee!! Ai nebber thot, a few munffs ago, dat Ai wud be so prowd tew be cawled a “cheezfren!” But nao … YAY fur cheezfrens!!! U guise an the kyoot kittehs awlwais maek mai dai!!!
ai know!!! Ai, tew, am moast prowd tew be a “cheezfren.” A most unexpekted tern in mai lief!!!
Cheezfrens ROOL!
aint dat so ???? aboluutli amazin how diz awl cameded about d…..
jest a few munthz ago, we waz nawt heer ! an now….gotz frez awl obber teh whirled ……frenz hoo cumfurt me wn ai goin fru teh hard tymes,…. an frenz hoo maek me laff out loud,…. an frenz ho teeches me fingz,…..an frez hoo fink ai is teh funnee….., an frenz hoo ar teh FUNNIESTEST peeplez in teh whirld….an frenz hoo wen dey gets mad at me forgibz me n awl iz OK again…..
iz an ole jok but iz too, u luk up teh daffynishun ob “frenz” ina dikshunairy an der iz pittures ob awl ob us……
an ….Trolls DROOL.
plz to be puttin dis wun affer Sheras’ remark…..
hmmm….
*putz ‘cheezfren’ awn teh resuhmay*
taht shud open doors yoo never dreemed existed!!
*shyly…*
I be new…I can be cheezfrend too?
>grabs all fore quick hug and runs away<
Mai gudness YES!! Yoo ar alreddy awn Ambercat’s kitteh list fur Fater Christmas bak awn “I Can Has Cheezburger – teh erley years,
abracatabra, U CAN HAS AN’ BEE CHEEZFREN!
an’ nawt 2 twai 2 wun awai. wee will pouns u.
Een a niec wai, ob cours.
Aww…
>sniff<
Ai LURVES da cheezfends!!!
**puuuuurrrrrrrr rub puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrr snorgle**
I shall leeve meny cheezburgers in ur stockings!! (An’ brandy, too!)
Awww….
ICHC is reely wat teh hollydayz seezun is all about….
If onlee we cud cover teh wurld in cheezburgers and floof, we wud hav wurld pees. (Whirled peas??)
>cough<
Oh. And prolly lotsa hairballz…but iz ok
Yeah. We must make all whirled leeders join ICHC. Den dey all laff and become cheezfrenz and we have whirled peas.
I look forward to readin all the cheezfrenz comments even if I don has n-e-thing witty to say.
i can has mashed potaytoes wiff my whirled peas…
nom nom nom…
Cheezfrens of teh whirled, yoonite!
Oh, we alreddy is yoonited? Nebber mind.
So, if ai am frendily, then ai am a cheezfren. Duz that meen that if ai am smart, I am a cheezwiz?
Jes askin…
LyP
Pleez to excuse forgive dumm untaught silly qwestion, but what are a CHRG (w/doi)?
Kthnx.
Hai, Boris:
CHRG arz
Chikkun Hedd Rubburr Glub (wiff
draweengz awn it) Helpz keepz braynz
frum leekeeng, poast Splort!
Sploartz happenz awll t3h
tyme. Affurr sumwun seez a
Kitteh datz 2 kewt
Heddz asploadez frum t3h
kewtness oberloadz. Kittehz
arz nebburr 2 blaym
Jack.
Oh Jack, nao iz laffin cuz u splain so poetiklee teh CHRG/wdoi.
Dis quexshun cums up about ebbry udder day nao. But muss be nessrssaree 4 n00beez and returneez to fullee joyne in teh cheez-plezhurz.
Jax poetree shoul be awn the FAQ or soemthing. The comments need their own FAQ
Uv cors I lissenin…go on, go on…
[in hed: liddel bunny foo foo...]
liddul kitteh foo foo
hawpin froo teh web werld
smyles at awl teh peepul
n maykes they heds asplerd
*bows*
*runs away*
*cheers*
oh fank u spykes_mom, it waz dribin me batty (altho ai dont hab far to go wif DAT) trin to member wat teh werdz to teh rest ob taht waz….
an ai lik ur werdz bedder!
(in hed) mai paw haz a flavor….
Kittehstotle are lost in deep philozofikal thought.
I’z kyoot tharefour I iz!
a little DeCat mixed in with the Kittehstotle
Platokitteh sez dat ebryting in yoonivurse is impurrfekt replica. Plato obviussly never saw dis kitteh!
Or is it teh Newton kitteh pondering the mysteriez of the uniberse and inventing
catculus in his hed..
While Liebniz-kitteh is pondering differentials as well
iz ainstein kitteh (see teh floofy heer?) contemplatin teh relativities uf taim an energy an grabitee an wafffl eyerons an pretti ladiez an doin himz best to confuzzle schrodinger.
tinyurl.com/3cs7xr
- ai luv dis contemplashun uv teh einstein!
New-town kitteh inventz “grabity” after a cherry falls on hiz hed.
Plata libs inna kave…
obvev-usly!!!
eye meen PLATO, ob corse!!
Machiavelli kitteh thinks teh poynty endz justify teh means.
that maed me lol!
Many cheezbergers 2 u!
Wayt… Aye fot da poyntee enz R da meenz… Ob cors da enz shood be cheezburgers!!!
gud poynt–you-sing poynty endz iz justified in oder 2 git cheezyburgerz.
Daisey’z iz funnee, 2
sillofoffy, u meanz?
Pawndurin kitn iz pawndurin.
he konsiderz teh sitty ashun…
bytin mai toes in antissi
pation
ob wut Thanta will brings mai.
an antelope, a bitmap skwirl, caffeen…
dancing mouses video, eyeglasses, fishies, …
a donut, a emu, an frends (cheez wuns!)
an guushie fud, an haoles (cause we iz so hebenli) an Ingerlish clotted creme, an jumpin ropz……
an kittehs! an kittehs! an kittehs!
Sry, Ai got stuk!
*Bonk* *Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
Oops. I fink I scrached the record…
nawt to wurrri Ambercat……we AWL stuk awn kittehz heer !!!!
an lolfwends, an a myoosikal boks, an nuts(wif choklit)…
An oraje kittees, an peepuls, an qwirkee beehavyur…
n funnee pitcherz n keyootniss an floof an cute crash cart…
red rattishez, sum twizzlerz, a fue un-yums…
n limburgur cheez, n mashed mousie meat, a noo job fur salleh
an oranj fur teh botom uv mai stawking, a purrsonal asistent, a kwandrie 2 pondder
an a rubbar dukee an a shynee ting an sum tinsell!
so ai ken hoark upp a shynee tinsel hayrbawl fur mah hooman!
Festive!! Tanx, bebe kitteh!!
underwhere?, a volkane-oh, a warshcloth…
Uno cards, velvet ribbons, writing paper (awl gud kitteh toys)
Xerxes, Yanni, frank Zappa.
The neu emprovd floofy Thinker by Roarrrrdan
This are many better tahn Anguished Roardin — is kittee, so off course are many better! Everythink imporved with by usink from because of kittees!
Momma kitteh tells orinje bebbeh: Stop bitin yer naylze!
Ohai Maus, how did teh nutkrakkering go?
An momma kitteh shood gets som ov dat bittur nayl stuf.
It werkeded on me *pleh*
Teh Nutcracker was grate as yoosyual. I dieded very dramatically all 5 tymes, in honor uv all teh “merdes” frum my ICHC peeps.
WHOO HOOO!!!!
yayzzz for da MAUS!
Wun ob deese days, I iz gonna beat the stoopy Nutcraker Prinse. Tehn we cud all goes home erly, cause teh ballay wud be over. LOL. Ob corse, tehre wud be a lot ob angree audience peeps, but tahts not MY problem…
Ai foar wun wuld pae to see taht. Much moar inneresteng!
Wuld be funnee to redo teh Nutcrackur lyk taht.
*me joins teh mennie yaays fer Maus*
Ai wish we cudda been tehre. Iz purrhapz sumwhar to reed teh review?
Ai’m shur tihs yeer yur dying wuz qwite amaizing dramatical – wuz audible sniffing to bee hurd frum teh audience? Ai know they ar SPOSED to bee happee. . .
An oh – Mai sister an I were in Shicago again yesterday (verree cold) an teh Christmas windows in (sigh) Macy’s were teh Joffree Ballay Nutcracker – wun hole window wuz just yur battle. Ai thotted ov yoo.
Oh – an we went to see “Dr. Atomic” and Peter Sellars himself wuz there – gave a brilliant preshow lekshur – and after – OMG OMG – ai got to shake hiz paw an got a beeg hug an cheek kiss – an Pyzi gotted a wunnerful autograf!
No reviews JCH4K. Sum ob the littel studios arownd heer does a Nutcraker, as well as the Pennslobania Ballay up in Philly, so teh stoopy local newspapur has decided to review NONE ob dem, so as to be “fair”. Pleh.
No sniffin in teh audience. Laffin wen I does funny stuffs (espeshully when I does the dramatical dying), and applause when my littel maus peeps finally takes me off teh stage on a strecher.
Whut phun Maus! Concatulashonz r sended tu u!
N E wun taykez da promoshunal picherz de culd putz on de internet web plaz? Or videoz fur TeeVee mershal? Yr studeeoh haz de web site?
Gotta do this in human speech:
Sorry Trib. We do the show in a union theatre with a union orchestra, and there are HUGE contractual restrictions and fees on production photos, videos and sound recording. The ballet company basically can’t afford it. All of our promotional materials use artwork.
As for a web site, we used to have one, but the domain name license expired, so it’s “gone” for now. The company director was diagnosed with cancer this past summer, and stuff like the web site is obviously not a huge priority right now.
But thanks for asking. I may have a couple of old backstage photos in my “scrapbox”. Perhaps I shall digitize them and post them somewhere after the holidays.
uhm , ai iz showin mi ignorunse heer, but iz taht ususal, to carri teh loser of teh fight offstage wif teh strecherz ?????
dat MUSTA been funnee….
My paws has a flavor!
dey iz pawsitively nom nom nom…
Iz oranj kitteh in dangur from own poyzonous pawz?
not to worry-heez bilding up a tolerence 1 nom at a tyme!
o beauteous oranj kitn, i wish i had u for christmas.
an ebbery odder day, 2!!!
Yeth, Iz seez. Undt tell me moar abowt zees feelungs ov cheezburger angziutie.
FTW !! ai lub taht…..hee hee
Ai wurries dat ai maded yu a chzbrger but ai eeted it.
eye feels sew insuckure about cheezburgerz…I iz worried too def dat eye mite nawt git cheezburgers…it cant sleep so gud…I stays up for 15 minutes at a tyme…
Docter Kat:
Oh-my, dis iz a berry serious kase…I am prescibing sum medicine fer yore anxitity: cheezburger-flavered pillz. Take 10 pillz at furst sine of worry.
See dis toofs right here…it huwrts.
http://www.wannasmile.com
yU wood hafta remynd mii–tomorrow I goes to the endo-dentist 4 a rroott chanel. (first of 3!). Hoo, boi–wish mii luck, an eye’ll sea you all tomorroe!
I has a flavor, therefore I am.
This are epitomee of kittee fleaosaphee!
philolsafleas?
mii tinks kitteh haz alredy had hiz phill of fleez!
Nomnomnomnomnom
nomnomnomnomnom
Nom!
Oh noes, ai ruint mai manikyoor.
Oh well.
Nomnomnomnomnom…
yeh liddle nommer boi
nom nom nom nom nom nomity-nom
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nomity-nom
i want sum cheezburgers nom nom nom nom nom
hew-man bring it 2 mee nom nomity nom
nomity nom, nomity nom, nomity nom–
so i nom it now nom nomity nom
in my mouf.
Lukz moar lik, “Mai inerest, I’z feynin it.”
“feynin” FTW!!!
Thinkercat tink himzself iz cuut, therefore him iz. Snorgle…
Teh Tinker
Yu meen teh faymus skulpcher by Rodent?
rodent makez bootifull skulchairs out ob would buy knawing out teh figure. sech a talented Kreechur!!!
*boom-splort* teh kewtness ov dis kitteh maeded me phall ober! teh eyez…teh xpreshun…kant rezizt…must snorgle teh bebbeh nao! kthxbai
bf, naow dat mynes r awl pakked bak inn n ai has had a nyse rest, ai ken help yoo wiv ur brayn-splort.
*scoop scoop*
*pat pat*
*stretch stretch SMACK (dats teh sownd ob teh CHRG (w/doi) landin awn bf’s hed)*
*mop mop*
naow ur awl sett to luk at moar kyootness. injoy!
spykes_mom, yu are so nise to teh cheezfrens. Ai kins sea yu are a mom, an nawt jus to spyke.
teh funnee fing is…teh onlee “kids” ai habs r furree wuns. besydes spyke (altho him is passed naow, since August 28), ai awlso shayrs mah cowsh wiv Wheezy (she wuz berry sicklee wen she wuz liddul, awlways hab a code or sniffuls ob sum sort) n Bigfoot (him is teh wun wiv sebben toeses awn eech paw…twenny ate toese in awl). butt ai dun has enny hooman kiddies. in fack, ai dun eeben reely lykes hooman kiddies. gess ai juszt has a berry nurtch…nerch…mudder-lyke naychur!
Ai sorry joo lawst yer kitteh, spykes_mom. Is berry berry sad wen we looz ar furry behbehs. Spyke are waitin fur joo at teh Rainbo Brij, playin wit all of ar kittehs hoo has passed on. An sumday we will see dems all agen.
♘ to ♕ 6 taking ♜ check.
Berry sad….I neber had mai kitteh’s interest unless a can of tuna wuz involved!
wellkum to mah werld…n ebbry odder kitteh ownur’s werld.
Invisable arm rest.
Kitteh iz wachin de catnip gardinin chanel.
oar teh hoomin fishie catchin chanel…….finks maibe tehy gotz teh rite idear….
waiting for ☏ to ring
rd, u gotz teh mostest wunnerful fingz u kan putz awn ur commentz…….wat else ya got????
I tried sending a link but it hasn’t worked, probably stuck in moderating.
Type ‘grossman extended html character set’ into google and go to the first link. It should have a fairly complete set of characters.
A1
did it werk???
rats
ĈB
ĈB;
you need to add the semi-colon at the end, and apparently decimal, not hexidecimal.
264b = 9800 = & # 9800 ; = ♈
de kitty vants UN BAJILLIUN DOLLAZ! *evul laugta*
denn eye kann bias cheezyburgerz weheber eye pleez
mai intrust…teh kan uv treetz yoo r hodling haz it
Charlie rose kitteh interbiewing the presidenshul candidates
2day we iz to fur too wit head asplodin kyootnesses
I’ve been coming to this site for months, but have always been to shy to post. Just want yall to know that your comments and the pichurs reely make my day.
Thx for the smiles and all the lafter
welcum chklitmonster…..der iz moar dan a few ob uz choklit monsterz round heer to keepz u compani !!!
ai supposes..dat wen u fink ob it, derz kazllionz of peeplz awl obber teh whirld reedin wat we sai heer, but onct u jumpz in……teh tymez r fine..
an ai fink maybe we nawt such a shi bunch…..but we fun….so dont be afrade, we awnli bit a liddle bit…..
welcome choklitmonster!
dat be teh mostest pyoor, consintrayted poysin i ebber seed!!
STILL WANTZ TO SNORGLE TEH ORINJ PUFFFFLES!!!!!
i r ded nao
eye bin eeting orengy kittehz fer yeerz, an eye ain’t ded yet!!!
Wot a sweeet kitteh! Ai wantz to hugg and kiss it and let it sleeep in mai lapp.
I want it 2 sleep in heabenly peas
next 2 mii
santa gib mii hymn-no tease!
not; a wii,
naut a pc3
naut a yaut
nor a a lot–
jus a oringy angle for mii!!!
Liddill Kitteh iz
tessteeng kewtness fakturr setz
atz fifftee purr~sent
Hewminz sukkumm 2
Kitteh’z lilteeng purr. Soon will
habz fawneeng minyunz
Liddill Kitteh duz
nawt seek Wurld Dominnayshun.
Juss wuts she canz see
Jack.
ZOMGBBQ so mush floofiness of teh paw an so mush kyute *splort*
husbund sed mah goggie wud disownz meh eef i gots kittah and i luffs mah goggie. But i seez dis kyute kitteh an WANT! oh wells, leezt I can has ICHC tew gets mah kitteh feex. yey!
I ar sad tho coz wuz offurd free kittah las week an din take eet
kalmon, seben ee-reben
whut U meens, i has holly-toe-sis?
ok, dats it, I tryed 2 resizt foar munths but it nawt wurk. i can has kitteh?
Kitteh look lyke cheez.
Kitteh orinj lyke cheez.
Is kitteh maed of cheez?
Oh noes! :-O Here he goes agin…!! :-s
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