I tink i hear santa???
I tink i hear santa??? *HOHOHO* ITZ SANTA!!!!!!!!!!
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too bad you ated his cookie !!!
day i eated santas cookie
*MM rushes in iwf teh CCC*
Heer eberbuddee! Aiz gots awl teh supplyz wez needs fur hedsplorts! Jus got in more CHRG n teh kittehs b up awl nyte doin der draw ins!
Note to Cheez N Tofu: Too muches kyoots dis week! Hards too keep up wif teh CHRG’s n teh dukee tayp n teh koko n teh choklit n teh tea n teh blankees! Ai fink weez myte run owt ob rum in teh HSRW! Plees to send Helikat to helps owt!
Definitely needs teh merjency supplies for dis wun!!!! Soooooooo kyoot!!!
(poor wittel kittehs up awl nyte makin teh drawins – gif dem teh speshul toona an milk treet)
Halp! I not has understandings of “CHRG”
My ignorance. Let me show you it.
It are a Chikken Hed Rubbar Gub (wif drowings on it – opshunal).
It keep yoor breins in plays wen yoor hed asplodes from eggstreem kyoot.
Iffn yoo has berry kurlee hares yoo kin also put a swimmer cap (wif beeg flowers on et) on, less owee to put own an orf.
Doan werry iffn yoos too layt an yoor hed asploded fore yoo cud put own teh chrg, deres allus sum berry berry nies peepul arown (MM & co, ais looken at yoo awl) who will mop up der werst ov der karnidg an put ebberyfing bak in pleis. Dis is wut teh CCC (cute crash cart) is yoosed fer.
Dere yoo go, egnorens awl gorn
yay! egnorens awl gawn n whirled peas finely be acheeveded?
kthxbai
Dis bein teh howliday seezon an dese kittehs bein expeshully cyoot, u mite wish to ware two CHRGs, giffing dubble purrtecktion an also a seezonal raindeer FX. I puts dem ober my floofy swim cap–bring on teh kittehs!
and drank his milk.
Kitteh iz on naughty list cuz he stolded WALRUS’S BUKKIT!!!
dat wuznt meh, i nebbar eated anyfing das nawt mine. wuz mah oldur brothur, him duzint fink santaw’s reel.
wuz teh goggie. kittehs blam evertin on teh goggie.
Lolz
…and he bringed me menny, menny prezents!
goez bak tou bedz, iz much tou earlieeeze
Eye naugt tired!!! I culdn’t possably sweep at a tyme lyke di….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
*looks eben kuter an adorabeler asleep*
yesh, my younguns did dat to me couple yrs ago. Woked up at 2 am an strted going thru da stockins an sortin da presence.
grrr.
(kitteh walk in on growed up kats)
- kant sleap…gotta stae waik..santa…reindeer…prezynts
- he’s tow wounded up for santa
- here, u gives him shot of dis
- wiskeh? but he only kitteh!
- relax – me ma n pa usta giv us won wen we wuz kittehs!
- how u gets him ta drink?
- u wach – kitteh! how u likta drink wut us big kittehs drink?
- w00t!!!!
(2 min later)
- ZZZZZZZpurrrrrsnorrrrr
prezies iz fors ebberyonez tuo sharez, byda queoot widdle dittenz
He must have brought the wiiiii i wrote him for! gimme gimme gimme
If hee cud fin wun….dey r hawrd to fine, ai heers.
if nawt, ai will leeve a leetlul “wii” fer himz to fynde in hiz bootzez in de mornin’.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *heart melts*
Dat face!
Such glee!
i knoez, it b maekin meh wanna maek dat face 2!
Homins getting dis for crismas? HAHAHAHHAHAA
Y dey weer al dese silly klothes–koats, an sweeters an stuff–whut kindofa precent iz dat?
jus here dose slay bells wringing…
an chilldrens skreeming yoo who!!
kum awn, is luffly, whether
yu stays under lether or floo(f).
*hickee-up hickee-up*
hickee up less
NO!
yer owt in teh sno…
pukin on teh carpet is no-no.
lemme in, lemme owt, lemme in agen
ai needz mai cheezfrenz
an a porc an a cheezburger an a wii an a lelefant an a bukkit an a bocks an sum soxs an zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
ai will nebber heer dat sawng agin wiffowt heerin ur vershun
thank yu! mai bruther an ai alwaiz tweek teh santa and snow sawngs uv Krissmus… ai maded upteh last part (startz ‘ai needz mai cheezfrenz’) awn teh spawt, cuz mom yushully stops us at ‘lemme in lemme owt.’
Snorfle
WoW…fantabulous!!!! Wii kneed 2 mayke a songbuch wiff awl teh wunnerfull, hillyarious songs wii hab ritten for Cwissmas!
deer santa
fankyew fer teh catnips an teh skweekie toiz an teh cheezborgers u brungded me
cheez
deer kitteh,
fankyew fore awl teh snorggles an joi yoo brings too yore peeps!!! Yuu haz ben a gud kitteh, and I lubs joo.
sandy claws
deer Kitteh,
Thank you so much for your careful snorgling of my dear boy, Christopher. You have brought him great joy this year, and that makes me happy too.
sandy claws’s mother
OMG my Hed esploded from teh cute!!!
Kitty need hugs!
rly, i has bin a gud kitteh……..well, i has TRYED…..
I’s sorree i peeded on my hoomin’s londry… i’z also sorree I skrached hur couchs… i luvs her… i wuznt bein bad… she juss gived me too muhc catnip!
To kwote frum my fabrit X-Files eppysoad, “Bad Blood”:
“Well, anyway… I was drugged.”
up on teh rooftop rayndears paws,
out jumpz deer ole sanny cwas
down froo teh chimibly wif lots of toiz,
awl fore teh liddle kittehs–
Cwissmus jois!!!
Loved it!
i can has reindeer for nomnomnoming?
But… but… if you nomnomnomz the waindeerz, den nobuddy else gets prezzies!! *iz sad*
Cukkiee renndeers onlee!
Oh! Waindeer cooookies!
I maded sum!
*shares *
Now we can nomnomnom waindeerz and still get prezziies!!
*is happi!cat now*
Teh think ov dis tinee kittee tryink to nom a raindear are the funnee.
bestest lolcat.
evarz
Ooooh what a supah dupah adorable kitteh! Haz definitely been a good kitteh this year!
Now I gets menny wrapping paper shreds and ribbons to play with…tanx big guy!
An teh lublee shinee dekorashuns to chays, teh cookees to nomnom, teh tree to clamber in…
It verelee are teh most wunnerful tiem ob teh yeer!!!
jeebus, pleez tell me yoo keepin this kitteh awae from water an not feedin abter midnite.
huh?
Gremlinz ref!
wut’s in teh box? it luks lyke… it smellz lyke… it cant bee!
IT IZ!
IZ A CHEEZBURGER!
i can haz?
ahahahahahaha!!
wut can dis b? itz has sum flavor… santa flavor!
taysts…umm…sandy….
Dis da happeest and cootest kitteh! Santa bringz MANEE prezziez to sumwun dis snorglable!
THANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look down, look down, look down…
And smile for da pictur!
BERRY danneruz pitchers! Shud hab warnin. Heds splode ebben wid precaushuns laik duck taep n rubber chicky glubs.
I hohpz Sanna iz prepaird…we no can haz him splortin on his big dai, nao kan we?
iz santa hat liek da CHRG (wdoi) onlee reddur?
ai noes ai been catcheded 2 tymes alreddy dis week, AI sertinly shood noes bedder….so dis mawrnin ai gots smart an put mi RARG awn BEFOR ai clikeded on ICHC…..so onli haz contqaineded *splort*
mabi at dis tyme ob yeer ebberywun shood weer teh hevi dooty swfim cap or teh
dubble glub RARG fur exstry prekawshun….
i fink santa haz own CHRG on hand…iz more wurried bout heart melts! noe remdy fur that!
ice and ice cream on CCC for heart melties, just ask and they’ll bring you either or both
Dis be remyndin meh of my own parintz Krismuss…
Tehy has 2 blak kittehs, but tehy cannot be in teh howse at teh saem time becuz tehy fite too muchs. So, on Krismuss morneng, we let teh girl kitteh in first, becuz she lyks to rip up papers, an she halps us opin teh prezints.
Tehn when we be dun opening tehm, we lets teh boi kitteh in becuz he luvs to run an jump throo teh tishew papur an chaes papur balls.
Is much fun foar awl.
ai gotz a grate mentul immaage ob taht…..littehz an papur an ribbunz flyin awl rond……..
Ai had papur an ribbunz flyin awl aroun lastest weke, wen Ai wuz rappin the prezenz…the kittehs wer helpin mi.
oh downt u lov it wen dey “help”??? onli taekz 4 tymez az loawng
Only *four* timez? You has well beehavyurd kittees!
Mai kitteh helbs bai sittn on deh paypurr, ride inda middle.
ezzackly! An tehy ar big blak kittehs, jus lyk teh wun on teh othur picshur.
an tehy LUV to sit bai teh manjur and stalk teh bebbe jeezus
Dear Santa Claws,
I’ve been VERY good this year…this is what I want for Christmas…
Partridge (pears optional)
Turtle Doves
French Hens
Calling Birds
Geese
Swans
A crock pot for all the birdies
And World Peace.
OMG . . . he’s so ADORABLE. I can’t handle it. I have to give him presents. Perhaps lots of cheezburgers?
I has to email dis to my ragdoll breeder. She bwings manee kittehs in every few weeks for shots and snorgles. Dey all dis kyoot and berry sweet. Dat why I hab chrg always on de prem-e-sys.
OMG!! What cud be a sweeter prezant under teh tree than dis lil ball of floof!!!
My Uberkyootnesses – let me sho u it!!
*reechez foar teh conkreet lyned hed-splode-prevenchun-devyse*
K A – S P L O R T!!!
(too late)
Hi TC ,,, ai helpz u..
*scoop, scoop scoop*
*pat, pat, pat *
*putz teh conkreet lineded hed-sploding -preveshun- devyse awn fur u*
*mop mop mop*
naow, u hab sum nise hot choklit an sum Crissymas cookise an mi speshul fudge,
*tukz sawftie blankie rond ur feetes*d
feelin bedder noaw ???
tank ewe vary mush
bi teh wai……. tahtz a gud idear…. to conkreet lyne teh hed protkshun devyse…
iz muchly neededed todai…..
SANTA!!!!!!
I knowz him!!!!
I uzed to jam wif him……
elf ref ftw!
Gifs I’m preparin
For some Crismuss sharin
But I paws becuz
Hangin a stokkin
I can hear a nokkin
Zat yoo Santy Claws?
omgorsh, mai hed splorted awl ober teh plase wen ai saw tihs liddle bawl of kyoot floof!! ai can has it foar Chrissmas? pwease?
Silvurr Floof Bawll
heerz noyzez awn t3h rufe. Duz
nawt knoez wutz it iz
Coodz beez footstepz? Oar
snowez slyddeng andz fawlleeng down
2 t3h froazen gownd?
Kitteh watchez az soot
fawllz in t3h fyreplayse. Followed
bie 2 shynee boots!
Beeg plump Hewmin muss
beez Santa Clawz!!! Sawrree dat
I eated himz cookeez
Jack.
SPLORTTTTT!!!
I canna bears de cyooteness
sigh
I can have bebbe kitteh for kissmouse?
a behbee kitteh ore yore braynez?
chews kerfully.
kitteh! mai brainzez is hits…histe… lawng gawn. want kitteh!
Meowy Kitmus Efurrybuddy!!!!
how precious
Is 2 kyut!!!
sssoooo cute!!!!!!!
Itz Santa Kitteh!!!
WOOF! I so glad Santa Kitteh made it.
That is too cute.
I just wunder how many people are firing up the grapfics program (the one they’ve NEVER used!) and turning this one into the best Christ-mas card they’ve everr seen?
Besides me, I mean…
i lurve diz one!!ll!….will be my xmas to my email friends….such a coot kitteh…*splodin’ hed* makin xtra cookees for santa and kitteh
Officially cutest LOLcat on the ‘net.
Okay, so WordPutz eated most’a mah posteses.
Pah!
Yer kitteh putz a biiiiig smile on my face
ZOMG!!1! Kyootest kitteh eveh!!!
Dis is de kyootest most bestest pitchor EVER!! I am in lub wiff dis kitteh, an Iz sendin dis as krifmaskar to all my frenns.
Dat kitteh has de most adorabal happeeh face evah. Wanna pinz it on the doar to me rooom and luk at eet whenevah I is not feelin chreezmessy
Awww, dis cyuteness–it can has Ragdoll-ness, yes?
that waz rly funny!the face when it said “its santa”waz sooooooooo sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny
i tinkz santaz a bad boi
…. relly he atez mi cookiez!!
sooooo cute!
agreed
LOL thats HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
that may be the cutest pic i’ve ever seen.
OMG!!!!! that cat in the 2nd pic looks EXACTLY like anthony from smosh! they make videos on youtube that are hilarious! thats so crazy!!!!!!!!!!!
It kinda does, if you look at it right
Snowball I, NOOOOO!!!!1!!!
Oops. Wrong LOLCat.
Excuse me, please.
Santa? weer?