Anonymouz Kitteh
doez dateline interviewz
to spill the secrets about the chamber of secrets
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Cheezburger Network Blog
Kitteh repoartz on da bad deeds uv da goggie.
An wee awl noes teh goggie be vairy bad!
Congrats, dapanferkitteh on Nawt Secund!
Teh dansing ai wills leeve to teh dansers. Ai nawt at awl gud wiv dat.
ooooh! fank oo!
congrats dapanferkitteh on top spot!
we’ll dance for you, something dark and smooth and shadowy.
glide along, glide along,
twirl, twirl,
glide along, glide along,
twirl, twirl,
now could we eat some pancakes?
(to teh toon off “blakburd”)
blak cat singin in teh ded of nite
goggie broked dose fings and runned away
blak cat
you wuz allwayz waytin fur dis moment to arive
ooh ai has not to hurd taht Beetuls sawng in a wyle…wuz dat on Teh Wyte Albim?
blak cat singin in teh ded off nite
openup yore eyes and learn to see
Goggie’s Bad!
gib me all his goodies- cuz dey all belong to ME!
[off screen goggie sings:)
Blak cat lies! Black cat lies!
Blak cat lied, broke da Christmas lites!!!!
fank yoo! (I tink) nao I finally haz marakesh espress outta my brain…..aaahhhh
But nao Ai has Marrakesh in mai brayn! Is teh moest majikul, wunnerful, eggzotic playc! Jus lyk it wuz in teh Blu Peetr Holly Dai….
arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh remoove blakburd insert marakesh express
my eerwurms, let me sho you tehm
Do it lite , takin mai throo teh nite
Shadow dancing , bebe u do it rite
Gibb mai moar , drags mai cross teh flore
Shadow dancing , all tihs n nuthin moar
Gibb, get it??? Hee!!
(Bee Gees hit in teh 70’s)
ooooh! PANCAKES!
yes, pleez.
WOOT for u dapanferkitteh!
I do teh danse too!
**shuffle shuffle left**
**shuffle shuffle right**
**twirl twirl – OW***
>Lazurs not b wurkin’ and hit hed on wall<
I can has ice pack??
Undercuvver kitteh goes deeply undergrownd.
only the shadow knows …
what santa is bringing you for Christmas
an dats wai i summited de lolsecret….
We nawt tell iden…idden… who dis kitteh is.
Silhouette kitteh is in silhouette.
Eye haz menny sekrits 2 tlle yu. Is saef 2 tlak heer?
Reaveled the dark secrit of the kitteh wurld.
how kittehs uze their cyootness to con unsuspecting humins into gibing in to all their demands.
FIRST OMG
O, hevens no, mah scabbee fren. Definitely not teh first OMG. Dere bee menneh, menneh OMGs heer….teh OMG preeceeding teh hed splort, teh OMG ub seein sumwun u lub on heer get “nawt secund”, teh OMG and hed smack ub seein sumwun embarrus demselvs…all kines ub OMGs.
Bettur luk next time.
jentli sed Kathleen,
by teh wai, i lub teh name Kathleen, waz mi sistahz naem……she waintin fur me obber teh bridge, so nise to noes anodder wun.
Mi kathleen waz fanatacul kitteh lubber too…but sumtymesz she waz a liddle OTT, lik she wood cry ifn she just luked at a pitture ob a cyute kitn…..
wai tanx.
I am teh same. I getz teeree verreh eesilee.
Deep throat kitteh are revealing secretz that cud bring down a president
Pleez, bai awl meens!
wooodnt taht be teh nisest Crissymus present ebber !!!!
a-hem…ai be feelin berry kreeaytiff dis last fyoo days:
awl ai want fur Christmas
is a noo prez’dent…a noo prez’dent
want a noo prez’dent?
awl ai want fur Christmas
is a noo prez’dent…
so teh werld myte respekt
uss onse agin!
Ah MEN!
giglol- but mebee can has a woman? dunno- jest wunderin
well, yes…ai’m juszt nawt shur bowt teh onlee wun dat’s kurrentlee applyin fur teh job.
i heerz you…
Guuuuud kitteh!
Sox iz revealink whut relli wen on wit Monika Lawinskee.
depends on what yer daffynishun of izz izz
no big seekrit…itz glaringly awbveeus taht he’s a stoopy idiot. isn’t taht reeson enuff to bring him down?
ya noes……iz sad dat izzint enuff…..wat SHOOD be enuff iz awl teh illigul stuff he pulleded…..but he gotz frenz in hi plases…..oh wait he iz in teh hiest (sniker…ai maed a plai awn werdz der) plase….
fur shur. itz berry frusstraytin.
iffin yoo meen duh kurrunt preziduhnt….dat be da bestest crizzmuz prezunt EBER.
January 20, 2009
January 20, 2009
just keep repeating
January 20, 2009
The day, it be comming
I swears I not ed da cheezburger.
I can has witness protekshun program?
Kitteh tells shaymful seekrits on tv. Voyse is elektronikully altured.
“Sumtimes… sumtimes… I hork up hareballz rite ware I know mah persin is gunna step on teh way 2 teh bafroom. It’s a kumpulshun, reelee…”
Kitteh neads sykia…ssighkia….hed dokter.
Iz dis mai bestest syde?
SO if we hidz teh kitteh’s voice, wud it bark instead of merow??
CIA kitteh cud tel u, but den hee haz tu keel u.
Anomnomnommymouse Kitteh? LOL
Kitteh hopz witnezz protecshun pwogram weel protek heem.
Anymonomouse Kitteh is source of Mitchell steroid report, sez “Roger Clemens out to get me.”
doncha hate wen u maeks a post n werk reel hards at it n tehn werdpress eets it?
Happens a lot sumteims…Wonder why sumteims and not others???
No fun!
Dum.. dum…da da…dum…dum…da da…
do do doooo…do do doooo..
(Mission Impossible kitteh is on impossible mission)
Good morning, Mr. Kitteh. This is the last known photo of a delicious, juicy cheezburger…
emo kitteh lissen to joy debision
emo kitteh poses for album cover II
Luv, luv wil taer us apart. agin
♫“dis am teh way, step insied”♫
ambercat, nuh-uh! akordin to mah sorses frum teh 70’s,
“Lub, lub will keep us togevver…fink of me bayb wen ebber
Sum sweet tawkin gurl kumz alawng, singin her sawng
dun mess arown, yoo juszt gotta be strawng
Juszt Stop [stop], ‘cuz I reelee lubs Yoo
Stop [stop], ai’ll be finkin ob yoo
Luk in my hart and let lub keep us togevver…wut ebber!”
*juszt a slitelee annoyin liddul eer werm fur ebbry wun!*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
remoove marakesh express, insert
kaftan and chenille, lub wil keep uz togedduh
sigh….
eerwurms
ai sawree mary. ai juszt cudint rezist.
emo kitteh awlso tinks dat Teh Editurz iz tryin too hard.. . . 2 b teh Joy Debishun
Kittahsherluk iz sulvin ur mestyeris
Kittah sez
now mistah mafisto, i haz bring da money, do u haz da stuff?
*snif, snif* I smelz it, tup kwality chzbrgurs indeed…kthxbei
ai hopes teh poor kitteh din git watter borded intoo tellin seekrits…
“wun time, wen i wuz all alone in teh hows, i eated teh doggie’s fud, n i liked it. um… n tehn teh nex time i wuz alone, i tried it agin, n i still liked it. so nao i eats it all teh time. n sumtimes i try barking n slobbering all ovar to see wut it’s like to be a doggie, n … n i like it. but teh barking hurts my froat a little. i almost drooled once wen my mom wuz home, but i stopped befor she saw me. n taht’s wen i knew i had a problum.”
neckst tyme awn “kats hoo wanna bee goggies n teh wimmen hoo lubs dem”…
But Zinka Milanov sed dat a goggie iz alwaze a goggie an wil remayn a goggie evun if he wishez he wuz a kitteh. Anywun noez duz it werk in reverseses?
LOL! Ai spitted cawfee awn keebord! yoo phunny spykes_mom
Is advertizn the Kitteh Ford Klinic for nip rehabs. 1 day at a time, kitteh!
Wii has playsd kitteh n darc rum n altrd hims voys 4 protekshun…
“bark-bark-bark-barkbarkbark-woof-grrrr-woof-woof…”
dark rum…mmmmmmmmm! Ai can has coke wit taht?
kwik ambercat…lets tayke teh dark rum n coke to teh nawty room!
Let’s taek teh teevee: Danyul Crayg an teh tiny speedos R awn ober Krissmuss – we cud be sum tym!
ai’m ryte behyn yoo…ooh mussint furgit mah Andy n George!
I’m sorry speedos do no man any favors. But if yous gots hot brits in the notty korner, I may be joining you
we gotz a hot merikan n a hot latino too.
Hot Latino?
*Luks aroun*
Antonio Banderas? Where? Save hims fur me!
I maded de cookie fur u and den de goggy ated it. I feers him wil fin out I tol u amd eated me tu!
noir kitteh…wayting 4 himz french konnexion.
Hai, me name is Charly and I has a cheezbrgr problm.
iz tihs from teh episoad about the invisible buttsecks skandal?
LOLOLOLOLOL to teh maks!!!
invisible buttsechs!!!
“…and teh nex fing ai rememburz is waykin up wif a kone around mah hed and teh horabul reelizashin taht mah harbls wuz gone” *snif*
♫
They tried to make me go to rehab but I said ‘no, no, no’
Yes I’ve been black but when I come back you’ll know know know
♫
Ameow Whinehouse!
… And den dey ripp’d teh bukkit rite out of his hamds! I saw!
Tonight on Dateline, our story “LolSecretz”
“When no one’s looking I eat Milk-Bones, and I can’t stop…”
…I watch you from up above when you’re…entertaining yourself…
…I play with your dolls…cos I’m lonely…
ftw!
..& wen u iz owt…. ai getz on yer interwebz… an put funnee capshunz on pikshaz ov peepul…. ai iz owta kontrol.
Kitteh seez mennee feengz.
Duz nawt unnurrstandz. Oanlee
shaddoz 2 tawlk 2
Hewminz duz straynjj feengz.
Habz roomz full ubz “kloathez” wen fur
iz so much bettah!
Hewminz complain dat
dayr’z nawt enuff rume, den getz
stuff 2 tayk upz spayss
Kitteh coodz ryte a buuk,
if Kitteh knoed how 2 rytr.
Wuud’z beez Besst Sellurr!
Jack.
“an den…hee pushed mah face down in teh cheezburga and hee sayed..”
*sniffs and deep katchee breffs*
Interviewer waits compashunatlee
“him sayed, eet it all u pig…dats all u ebbur want, issunt it…”
*breaks into sobbs; cubburs face wiff paws*
Interviewer say sadlee to watcher-”Weer heer wiff teh anonymuss viktum ub food addikshun..an her hertbraking tale uff abuse and missury…”
/i noes how u feels, kitteh, I noes….
cheezburger adikshun……..ai has it…..
Kris Lolhansen letted dis kitten predator obskyoor himz identiteh
2 katch a predakitteh
U can has seat ovar therr?
Reporter: Dis kitteh did somfin very very bad for da See I Ay!
Kitteh: Oh @#$%…
dylanesque kitteh is being dylanesque
chud.com/nextraimages/im_not_there_large_tiff.jpg
AHA! Priceless!