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Anonymouz Kitteh

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doez dateline interviewz

to spill the secrets about the chamber of secrets

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dapanferkitteh

Kitteh repoartz on da bad deeds uv da goggie.

Elvis

An wee awl noes teh goggie be vairy bad!

Congrats, dapanferkitteh on Nawt Secund!

Teh dansing ai wills leeve to teh dansers. Ai nawt at awl gud wiv dat.

dapanferkitteh

ooooh! fank oo!

 
 
jjtucker

congrats dapanferkitteh on top spot!

we’ll dance for you, something dark and smooth and shadowy.

glide along, glide along,
twirl, twirl,
glide along, glide along,
twirl, twirl,

now could we eat some pancakes?

mary O'Spockn

(to teh toon off “blakburd” ;)

blak cat singin in teh ded of nite
goggie broked dose fings and runned away
blak cat
you wuz allwayz waytin fur dis moment to arive

spykes_mom

ooh ai has not to hurd taht Beetuls sawng in a wyle…wuz dat on Teh Wyte Albim?

 
mary O'Spockn

blak cat singin in teh ded off nite
openup yore eyes and learn to see
Goggie’s Bad!
gib me all his goodies- cuz dey all belong to ME!

[off screen goggie sings :)
Blak cat lies! Black cat lies!
Blak cat lied, broke da Christmas lites!!!!

 
lovcharliecat

fank yoo! (I tink) nao I finally haz marakesh espress outta my brain…..aaahhhh

Ambercat

But nao Ai has Marrakesh in mai brayn! Is teh moest majikul, wunnerful, eggzotic playc! Jus lyk it wuz in teh Blu Peetr Holly Dai….

 
mary O'Spockn

arrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh remoove blakburd insert marakesh express

my eerwurms, let me sho you tehm

 
 
 
kittehlurve

Do it lite , takin mai throo teh nite
Shadow dancing , bebe u do it rite
Gibb mai moar , drags mai cross teh flore
Shadow dancing , all tihs n nuthin moar

Gibb, get it??? Hee!!
(Bee Gees hit in teh 70’s)

 
dapanferkitteh

ooooh! PANCAKES!

yes, pleez.

 
 
abracatabra

WOOT for u dapanferkitteh!

I do teh danse too!

**shuffle shuffle left**
**shuffle shuffle right**
**twirl twirl - OW***
>Lazurs not b wurkin’ and hit hed on wall<

I can has ice pack??

 
 
Elvis

Undercuvver kitteh goes deeply undergrownd.

 
jjtucker

only the shadow knows …

what santa is bringing you for Christmas

 
LBeeeze

an dats wai i summited de lolsecret….

 
zippycat

We nawt tell iden…idden… who dis kitteh is.

 
Miss Dawn

Silhouette kitteh is in silhouette.

 
Bagheera

Eye haz menny sekrits 2 tlle yu. Is saef 2 tlak heer?

 
two_kittehs

Reaveled the dark secrit of the kitteh wurld.

how kittehs uze their cyootness to con unsuspecting humins into gibing in to all their demands.

 
Kathleen

O, hevens no, mah scabbee fren. Definitely not teh first OMG. Dere bee menneh, menneh OMGs heer….teh OMG preeceeding teh hed splort, teh OMG ub seein sumwun u lub on heer get “nawt secund”, teh OMG and hed smack ub seein sumwun embarrus demselvs…all kines ub OMGs.

Bettur luk next time. ;)

salleh

jentli sed Kathleen,

by teh wai, i lub teh name Kathleen, waz mi sistahz naem……she waintin fur me obber teh bridge, so nise to noes anodder wun.

Mi kathleen waz fanatacul kitteh lubber too…but sumtymesz she waz a liddle OTT, lik she wood cry ifn she just luked at a pitture ob a cyute kitn…..

Kathleen

wai tanx. :)

I am teh same. I getz teeree verreh eesilee.

 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

Deep throat kitteh are revealing secretz that cud bring down a president

Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger

Pleez, bai awl meens!

salleh

wooodnt taht be teh nisest Crissymus present ebber !!!!

spykes_mom

a-hem…ai be feelin berry kreeaytiff dis last fyoo days:

awl ai want fur Christmas
is a noo prez’dent…a noo prez’dent
want a noo prez’dent?
awl ai want fur Christmas
is a noo prez’dent…
so teh werld myte respekt
uss onse agin!

mary O'Spockn

giglol- but mebee can has a woman? dunno- jest wunderin

 
spykes_mom

well, yes…ai’m juszt nawt shur bowt teh onlee wun dat’s kurrentlee applyin fur teh job.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Tribble

Sox iz revealink whut relli wen on wit Monika Lawinskee.

miss foots

depends on what yer daffynishun of izz izz

 
 
spykes_mom

no big seekrit…itz glaringly awbveeus taht he’s a stoopy idiot. isn’t taht reeson enuff to bring him down?

salleh

ya noes……iz sad dat izzint enuff…..wat SHOOD be enuff iz awl teh illigul stuff he pulleded…..but he gotz frenz in hi plases…..oh wait he iz in teh hiest (sniker…ai maed a plai awn werdz der) plase….

spykes_mom

fur shur. itz berry frusstraytin.

 
 
 
dapanferkitteh

iffin yoo meen duh kurrunt preziduhnt….dat be da bestest crizzmuz prezunt EBER.

greasycat

January 20, 2009
January 20, 2009
just keep repeating
January 20, 2009
The day, it be comming

 
 
 
Nancat

I swears I not ed da cheezburger.

 
 
BonzoGal

Kitteh tells shaymful seekrits on tv. Voyse is elektronikully altured.

“Sumtimes… sumtimes… I hork up hareballz rite ware I know mah persin is gunna step on teh way 2 teh bafroom. It’s a kumpulshun, reelee…”

Elvis

Kitteh neads sykia…ssighkia….hed dokter.

 
 
 
abracatabra

SO if we hidz teh kitteh’s voice, wud it bark instead of merow??

 
Tribble

CIA kitteh cud tel u, but den hee haz tu keel u.

 
insanityinside

Anomnomnommymouse Kitteh? LOL :D

 
Tribble

Kitteh hopz witnezz protecshun pwogram weel protek heem.

 
6ToedCatsRule

Anymonomouse Kitteh is source of Mitchell steroid report, sez “Roger Clemens out to get me.”

 
kittehlurve

doncha hate wen u maeks a post n werk reel hards at it n tehn werdpress eets it?

abracatabra

Happens a lot sumteims…Wonder why sumteims and not others???

No fun!

 
 
abracatabra

Dum.. dum…da da…dum…dum…da da…

do do doooo…do do doooo..

(Mission Impossible kitteh is on impossible mission)

LuvBJones

Good morning, Mr. Kitteh. This is the last known photo of a delicious, juicy cheezburger…

 
 
lolgene

emo kitteh poses for album cover II

 
Ambercat

Luv, luv wil taer us apart. agin

The Crapture

“dis am teh way, step insied”

 
spykes_mom

ambercat, nuh-uh! akordin to mah sorses frum teh 70’s,

“Lub, lub will keep us togevver…fink of me bayb wen ebber
Sum sweet tawkin gurl kumz alawng, singin her sawng
dun mess arown, yoo juszt gotta be strawng
Juszt Stop [stop], ‘cuz I reelee lubs Yoo
Stop [stop], ai’ll be finkin ob yoo
Luk in my hart and let lub keep us togevver…wut ebber!”

*juszt a slitelee annoyin liddul eer werm fur ebbry wun!*

mary O'Spockn

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
remoove marakesh express, insert
kaftan and chenille, lub wil keep uz togedduh
sigh….
eerwurms

spykes_mom

ai sawree mary. ai juszt cudint rezist.

 
 
 
 
typingisnotactivism

emo kitteh awlso tinks dat Teh Editurz iz tryin too hard.. . . 2 b teh Joy Debishun

 
 
Simpson

Kittahsherluk iz sulvin ur mestyeris