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Stend – May I do dans of Crismus present in yer honnor?
Missy – ai cannwt speek fur stend, but ai think dans ov Crismus present fur ar ever qwick-thinking stend wud bee lufflee.
Let’s start the dans – an maybee bai and bai stend will stawp bai. An we cud hav somemoar hawt choklit and cookies – an som ov taht good gingerbred, too!
o yea, santaw? den mebbeh ur fass is nawt urs nemoar eithurr >:(!
*sings foar da dans*
Deeeeck da hallz wif grompee kittehz
merararraooooooo marorr meow meowwww
Floffy finks dis costoom’s S*****TY
Meerrewwowororoooww meearrawoo meow mao
Sharpen we our pointee klawz nao
Mwearrwowreroooo meweroeiruwoiwooooo rao rao rao
Whil we dreem ov owr ravenje nao
Merrearroooo mearrrooo wrroaooo wrao wrao!
WIN!!!
deffinut WIN.
Lubbit! Spesshallee line boud Fluffee’s opinun.
dis sawng is SO FULL OB WIN! LOL!
fank yoo elfinugget fur shayrin ur creet…kreat…smartz wif us!
ai loffs teh part bowt grompee kittehz!
*dans dans shimmeh spin*
Win 2 deh max!!!!
Ai lubs lubs LUBS it!! Ai wull bee singinging it awl day nao!! Soe katchee… Ai wull haffta mayk shur Ai eddit teh sekkond part wen teh hoomin kids get hoam frum skool!
*grin*
*doubles over laughing*
elfie… dis is pryseliss. Fanks foar makeng me laff thru a migrayn!
**hugs SarahD**
Ai tew gett migrayns and dey are NO FUN. Do. Nawt. Want!
Ai hoep ur migrayn goez awai soonlee!!
Tank u, zippycat. It dids go awae much sooner tahn I thot. Musta been gud wishez frum teh ICHC peeps lyk u!
Aise soooooooooo sowwy u gotz teh nasty migrayn. Ai getz dem meseries 2. U gotz pillz from dr? Deys bery spensif, but works wele. Someting elses what workes well is 2 shotes ob dat botox stuff. In the top ob fasse (forehead) ons eider sides ob nosie. Lastes maibe 4 to 6 monthes. an is notz as mutch munnies as pillses.
Botox shotz wurkx foor teh migrainz?! Do want rite nao. Fanks for teh info!
Gud advys, patticlan. I has been heering moar abowt taht laetly. Mebbe I need to luk into taht! I do has pills frum teh dr, but tehy dunnot alwaes wurk fast enuff.
Tew funnee! I has been laffin an laffin an nao mai sieds hurt!
fandamntastic!!!!!
Uh, Dood…I ain no raindear.
“An yew kan tellz yor boss aye aynt kno banleedah.”
Godfaddah kitteh maeks santa an offuh hee karnt refyooz.
oar n offur he cant unnerstand
You going to be wishing it was coal in yur stocking dis year!
Kitteh makes stance known;
expresses opinion in
stocking-full of pleh!
Hyumin Crissmiss Day
Empties stocking — eewwww!!
“Kitteh, dis NAWT coal!!!”
Kitteh thinks hyumin
needs new lesson in kitteh
dignity, not coal.
oh Mad!! thats a grate Highk you! Highk you are so hard and fun.
“oh yeah? MRROWWW !!! FFFFFTTT!!!”
“it’s coal in your stocking for you kitty !!!”
bad ideer, eye feer
kitteh getz kole on
himz liddle pink paddy
paws, and maykes dirty
pah prince ebberywear.
dis guise gonna see “claws” hisself soon
That would be the ‘Klaus claws clause’
FTW
I predikt dat teh Claus will git teh poynt(s)…
Santa? Santa? Um, you be skweezing me too tite. Pleez to let go befour I shows yoo my own Claus.
grate mindz fink alike!!
oranj kitteh’s inturnul monolog:
for this indignitude you shallz pay dearly you fatso.
Sanna, wud I be notty ifn I gouge my stoopy hyoomun’s eyeballs owt wif tese canny caynes?
Dat nawt notty; dat justiss.
Amen!
Sea teh wite stuf in kittehs claus? Hims awlreddy wurkin Santy’s beerd!
Yup! Kitteh awreddy gaud hiz claws in Sanna Claws’s beerd! Den Sanna godda grib on kitteh! An wen Sanna lez go, kitteh be gaun fazzzt! Mebbe leef a feuw claws on Sanna durrin exxid.
Kitteh hates his life, Santa, and you.
speshully yoo, fur doin dis to hims.
Santa luks liek he gots into teh Nip. Dats wai kitteh is annoid.
Mai Jingle Harbles – U has dem!
No wun warnz Santa dat eye am poysin.
Wunner wut da penaltee iz fur killin Santa?
It’s an oranj cat! Get in teh sleigh!
Showing much restraynt, kitteh sez: Mus…not…. use Paws of Deth on Santa.
You gotta sleep sometime ols man…and then, eben ur elves cannot protect you!!!!
Mai kittehs wud v dis auf!
I aint pullin ur freekin sley, tubby!
Dat no feel like candee cane in ur poket
Ooh, Santa’s kinky! Into teh felines?
Yuk. Nawt want dis icky commint.
Sorry. Didn’t mean to offend.
Nawt joo .. tho ur commint wuz a liddle icky too .. Ai ment Nick. Pleh. Ick. Nawt want think ov Santa wiff … nawt-candee-cayn!!!
Nawt shur woo luks less happee – sanda owr da kitteh….bof preddy miz-uh-rub-ul iffen yoo aks mee.
but Senta putz dat outfit on willnglee….kitteh jist in wrng playce, wrng tyme!
2 make matturz wurs, stoopy hoomunz nawt kno kitteh iz Jooish.
Aw kitteh, iffn Ai had nown, Ai wold hav vited U to help me lites teh Chanuka candels.
Poor kitteh. Jooish AND poysin!
AWWWWWWWW kitteh, you comes to my house, we wont makes you have does fings on you.
Santa free zone- we has it fur you, punkin kitteh.
Yea, hoo wud doo dis to teh kitteh if dey lubs hims?
sombunny wif moar munnies dan cents,
meening, gots munies to waist on stoopy stuffs like dis costoom, bud nawt enuf sense to spend munies on gushy fuds.
Ai gawt 2 kittehs n une sed ub ranndeer anlers. Ef ai ged dem oud, one kitteh berry long an streches hisself oud wid reer tu mii so ai cannawt reech hims hed. Udder haz purrsnal bezt of remuving dem uf 1/4 secind!
Teh poynt iz tayken, teh beest iz ded, teh fluf gds up yer noze.
Yez – Iz li3k 2 put Xmas ribbon on mai kittehz.. Nebber get a pikture ’cause dey maek nastee fac3s & hide or ta3k it off in 4 sekonds. Sigh – dey luk so kewt… butt Iz got 2 look fast…
Dats wai dey r smarter den goggies. Dey no bedder.
Goggies doan min teh ware teh silleh soots an hats an stuff awl ober dem.
Ai can has:
A actividdee senner (wit teh twirlee tings an teh skwooshee tings an teh shienee tings an stuff) an a ball, wit a bell in it, an a crinkly ting an…..
…anna noo hoomin to taik mee home an nawt dres mee up!
an…an…an a noo fether, an sum bockses, an a furry mowsie….
an sum payper – lyk taht payper yu got tehre…yeah, teh stuff yur tryin to rap presents in…Ai’d lyk to plai wit taht!
a dawg repellerr, a elf toi, a funkee chikn……
gushifuds, a hewminslave, iscreem,
jackin teh bocks. krispee kremes donuts, lolspeak dictionary…
sum menshunables, nudel-ohs, oklahoma…
You’re goin’ down Santa… and I don’t mean chimneys
Wen mai hoomanz said dat wii wuz goin tu da store, eye taut wii gonna bai phun kitteh tingz. Not plai drezz up wit sum ole human.
How much Grinch pay? I can wurk for him instead?
Eben werse–Grinch will nawt onlee putz antlurz on hed, himz will make u pull sley awn prezuntz-steelin missun. Jus ask goggie Max.
But Grinch is laxtoes entall…can’t drink da milk.
First digg!
Fah rah rah rah rah
rah rah rah rah~
But looky da wai Santa is holdin da kitteh — jinjurly, and at armz lenth…Santa noez when kitteh is sleepin and when kitteh is waked — and Santa knoez kitteh is pizzd, too.
(Santa is tinkin Grate. Naoh dey han me a pizzd off kitteh, an I gottah sit hear an look merrie, when dis kitteh is bout to splode from dah rage. Nex year, I’m showin up at sum playce dey doan want me to hold da kittehs.)
Not Santa’s fawlt — is stoopy hoomuns fawlt!
Oh, poor kitteh, but mebbe he leev cheezburger in ur stockin if u haz one. No pane no gane.
you. hooman, u will dies for dis trespass!
I don’t know that that look’s so much “My pointy ends, let me show u them” as “I am so going to pee in your shoe.” This is less battle kitty than “revenge is a dish best served cold” kitty.
ROTFLMAO!!!! Purrfect!
Wai kitteh nao luk merry n brite?
Dis kitteh mekkin saem fays as da swimmun kitteh!
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/29/anger-management-kitteh-is-counting-down-from-10/
ai wondur wut teh grompee kitteh’s hooman will fined in her/his stokking laytur.
Kitteh may be agnostic or atheist, and gots teh “clawz out” from being forced to observe xmas.
Or kitteh wants the rite prezent this tyme Santa, NOT ANOTHUR DAM SWETER kthxbai!!!
‘speshully won with Big Bird on it!!!
jest git me da bird an naut teh swetter..
(an mice wood B nice, wile yore at it)
In Egypt deh kittehz were gods. What a comedown!
an Santa…..
dont yoo fink yoo cud hold me wiff sum luvving kinness ??
wut you fink….dat ima puppah ?!!?!
Oh hai, I wantz a bag katneep, an sum mowsey toyz, an lotsa snax, an a yarn bawl, an a climbey thing, an a fude deesh, an noo litter bocks, an many skratchis on mah tummeh. Kthx.
ooh ooh…!
if ur goin shoppin, wud yoo pleez to pik upp:
sum albacore (tuna), a blankit, n a can of gushyfud…
a dice-wut’s fuzzy wif nip insyde, a ellyfunkel-wut’s fuzzy wif nip insyde, a fether-wut’s fuzzy, an a gerbil…
sum dee odor ant (geez! Yu’d tink teh gy wud wosh Bfore commin to werk!) an a egg-timer an a fevvery fan lyk Salleh had yesterdai (Ai lyked plain wit taht but its awl dedded nao) an a gold brik…
an a cat-sized helicopter to fly around in, an igloo to play in, a juggler, an lots of kangaroos …
an can yu maek tehm awl fuzzy an wit teh nip insyd!
lolleepops uv catnip, manee mouses, nyce size bag o nip…….
oranges, papaya, and quince
rodunts ob unusuell sighs, a treehaus, sum unnerwhere?
Manee years ago, I took mai then 10 month old son to sit on Santa’s lap and get a picture taken for teh grandparents. He was ‘going thru a phase’ at teh time, and he headbutted Santa. He broke Santa’s glasses and bloodied his nose. I panicked, grabbed my baby, and ran like blazes. We never sat on Santa’s lap again, ever.
Um, it may be 23 years too late, but I AM sorry, honest. I think running was just an instinctive “mother” thing. I had to get my baby out of danger.
taht’s nacherl, ob corse.
an how is yer son, teh Famous Hockey GoalKeeper?
Ur son reeakted bettur dan mos kidz I’z seen…we hadz Santa at da libearee cuhpuhl weekz ago, an ebbree kid unner da age of 2 dat sat on himz lap wuz screemin n cryin, I swairz. I goez hohm n tellz mai hubbee, wen we haz kidz dey no goez to see Santa until dey at leas 3.
flite ore fite instinkt
wii haz it!!!
ai no care how lubbed u r, red man. ai no kross elf n raindeer pikit lyne. go get goggies nsted!
i kan getz exks — esku — not on “nawtee” list wehn i kill teh hoomans in tehere sleep taht puttd dis kostyoom on meh? reelee?
kthxbai!
Teh Santa about ta lrn paynful lessin!
Awww Santa Kitteh!
Aww Santa Kitteh!
or whats lest of it
i wuvz dis xmas LOLcat…a klassick! Frank roo.
lmao, i laffed mi azz off, XD
poor kitteh, hes gots his claws outs an santas gotta gets sliced now lmao
I wish there was a favorite button…
Me too…
prayse teh lawd tew giv bac kittehs digneteh.