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  1. Daphne Moss says:

    Iz a rodents angel…
    I sing for you…

    • Wolverine Girl says:

      Ennewun for a corus of Dek Teh Hawls With Bows Of Lolly? Or maibee Teh Lolly And Teh Ivie. And we can du Merri Christmous dans for u beeing not sekund

      • Valerie says:

        Deck the halls with Boston Charlie
        Walla walla wash and kalamazoo
        Nora’s swinging on the trolley
        Swaller dollar cauliflower hullabaloo!
        (Thank you Walt Kelley)

        • Pittypat says:

          Don’t we know archaic barrel
          Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
          Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
          Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

          YAY LOLPOGO!!

          • teenie says:

            Mai dad singz dis song. Iz teh phunnee wen sis b yellin at her kidzes 2 stop singin weerd werdz (’tis teh seezen 2 go potty’) en den Grampa startz wif teh walla walla werdz.

            • patticlan says:

              Back in the 60’s (OMG) when I was in nursing school, we had a blast singing
              Hark the Harold angels shout
              three more days til we get out.

              Unfortunately we sang it when the director of the nursing school was prowling about the residence. that was the end of that.

              And then there was
              We three kings of Orient are
              Smoking on a White Owl cigar,
              it was loaded, it exploded…
              we two kings of Orient are….etc.

              Ai run , hide now

            • salleh says:

              hadda blast……..

              sigh….itz been a lawng tyme sinse ai hadda blast……

              (nawt to wurri cheezfenz, ai hab loawtz ob FUN, {speshully rond heer}, iz habin a “blast” dat ai habent done ina lawng tyme)

              mi age….let me show u

            • erin says:

              I no the 3 kings won! But we did

              We three kings of Orient are
              Smoking on a rubber cigar,
              it was loaded, and exploded… POOF!
              …we two kings of Orient are… etc.

              i dont no wy we sed “poof” we wuz just in graid skool

            • Jennifffuurr says:

              We sang…
              We 3 kings of Orient are
              We all smoked a rubber cigar
              It wuz loaded, we explo-o-ded
              Now we’re on yonder star
              Woa-ohhhhh
              c’gar of wonder
              c’gar ignite
              nova’d thru the night so bright

              There was more, but by this time the Sunday School Class was trying so hard not to laugh, most of little darlins were crying!

            • BorisEvenWorse says:

              We 3 kings of orient R,
              Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
              *BANG*
              We 2 kings of orient R,
              Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
              *BANG*
              I 1 king of orient R,
              Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
              *BANG*
              Angelz we has herd on high…

              Iz virzhin I lernt.

            • patticlan says:

              Ai am sitten heer just roaring wit laffen ober all ur bersins of We Three Kings.
              Mai cents ob teh humor it be bery bery weird.

            • anomalous4 says:

              hey borisevenworse, it can also has endingks liek “Si-ilent Night…”

              mai humin slaevs favrit xmas song is:

              Ding dong, everybody’s high
              On drugs of all descriptions.
              Every kind that you can buy
              With or without prescriptions…

              (i no can rmembrs teh rest, but can u tellz 2 farmasists halpd rite it?)

              happi happi burfdai baby jesus! peese on urths & g00d wil 2 kittehs & peeps & meeses & burdies & fishz & even d*ggiez!

        • yippee!!! says:

          dat pore Bawston Charly–letz help hymn git off teh MTA (wich iz now teh MBTA) thiz Crissmas–he kneedz a noo song–”Awl B home fur Crissmass…”

        • BorisEvenWorse says:

          Bark us all bow-wows of folly…

          Pour ol Boregard never gotted to finish his song.

          Walt Kelly FTW.

      • dogbotherer says:

        howz about
        God rest you jerry mendlebaum
        let nothing you dismay
        this may you had a rotten month so what else can i say?
        let’s hope next may is better and good things will come your way
        and you wont have a feeling of dismay
        next may

        or not

      • crazycatlady says:

        Pssst…I got him a pair of sox.Tink he will like dem?

    • Kristi says:

      Can some one tell me what NOM means?

      • patticlan says:

        it means kitteh eating something, hope its delicious, but could be pleh.

        http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/nom-nom-nom/

      • Ambercat says:

        Is teh sownd ob eeting, espeshully teh gushyfud or cheezbergers or Salleh’s fudj or Christmas cukees or, err, enneefink els!
        Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom!!!!

        • salleh says:

          oh Hi Ambercat……do u try to maek teh fuge resipee? letz me noes ifn u want me to write it up agin……

          iz teh BESTEST eestiest wayz to maek teh nommy fudge ebber….

          • Ambercat says:

            Ai tryd maeking vanilla fudj but Ai didunt heet teh shugger enuff an it didunt set! Myt try yur choklit fudj layter – hao mush chok/condemmed milk? Plees to yus grams oar ownses, nawt “cups”, we donut has cups in Ingland – well we sorta do, but tehy R nawt teh saym syz as Merkin cups! Is verree confuzzling wen yusin Betty Crocker resippees!

            • salleh says:

              OH Ambercat,…..I just uses teh bag ‘o choklit chipz and teh kan ob condemed milk…..(dont forgot…..iz MUST be SWEETENEDED condemned milk , teh thik, stiky kind)

              kan is about 2/3rdz teh size ob a regular kan ob soop……an teh bag ‘o choklit chipz is a pound….izzat 16 oz ??? obber der ????

              jest meltz ina moicrwave fur about 2 minitz.. an stir lik crazy….iz so fast, izza murakle….

            • Ambercat says:

              Mai! Taht’s a BEEG bag ob choklit! Ober heer, chokchips com in 3oz bags! Ikkee stikkee condemmed miluk cans saym syz tho!

            • BorisEvenWorse says:

              Teh confuzling are in two parts:
              Teh British ownce are about 4% smaller than the US ownce.
              The British gill are five ownces, the US gill are four; both countrees have two gills to the cup. Taht are, the US cup are 8 ownces, the British are 10 (sleitly smaller) ownces.
              And now you knows!

            • salleh says:

              oh but Ambercat……maekz a LOAWT ob fudgez !!!!! an datz naowt a bad fing….

      • kitkay says:

        O, dat’s teh sound taht teh kittehs make wen tehy B eeting sumfing tayste!!!
        as in, “gushy fud–nom, nom, nom!)

        • patticlan says:

          u can look at the pic for may2, 2007 on I Can Has Cheezburger. Its called nom nom nom

          • kitkay says:

            O, I Cee, wif no comaz. eh?

            • salleh says:

              oh noes, datz entirli up to teh puurson ( oar kitteh) hoo iz sayin it…..

              sum lik to eet reel fast….hence teh…….. nomnomnomnomnomn

              sum r moar delicat eeterz. ….hence teh ………nom nom nom nom

              an den der r doze hoo r berry grammatkilli correck…hence teh …….nom, nom, nom, nom, nom….

              hop diz furder cleerz fingz up fur u

  2. trtskh says:

    my gifs bettor!

  3. JAJEH says:

    Alwaz tau rodents were angelic!

    • Cookie's human says:

      Its fitting that Ceiling Cat would have rodent angels (I’m sure the archangels are kittehs, though). It shows that either there be Peace and brotherhood amongst de heavens, or that Ceiling Cat might eat one of His wayward angels.

      Gloria in Rodentia!

    • UD says:

      Dere are few tings sweeter looking than a pile of ratties all snuggled up and sound asleep, littel toes and noses twitching while they dream of sugar plums (or cheez or yogurt drops : )

      How dey fit what looks to be double teh amount of ratties allowd by teh laws of physicks into the sleeping space available will always be a mystery, though…

  4. Tribble says:

    De wuz pozed tu bwing fwankenscense an mur. Not fwankenstein hamstur!

    • trtskh says:

      hai Tribz, u remebbur Lief of Bryon, whar Bryon’s mum wuz liek, wtf r frankensox nd murr? next tiem bringz meh goald. i hoapz r nawt teh only wan who remebburz Lief of Bryon.

      • SJ says:

        Hoo cud forget teh Lief of Bryan! He’s nawt teh messiyuh, he’s a bery nawty boy!! (ai cud go awn liek dis for DAYSNDAYS btw)

      • Tribble says:

        Hi trtskh, iz Lief of Bryon frum Montee Piethong? Eye nebber seen eet, but eye lubz Montee Pie thong an da Holey Grail! Eez wun uff mai favoritez!

        • zippycat says:

          Yawp, Lief ov Bryon is frum Montee Piethong .. iz soo funnee.. I habent seen it in a lawng tiem .. I fink I shud watch it again! Mai fabrite awlso is da Holey Grayl! Iffen you hab the DVDs, you shud luk at the bonuf feetchures – dere is da Frenchman sceen in japanees, translayteded bakk too Eengrish in subtitles, but not bery well – teh lynes ar awl silly. Is SOO funnee!! Awlso is the Nites Hoo Sai Ni in jappanees. Bery funnee…

  5. Missy says:

    Let me shows you mah bum-ba-bum-bum….

  6. Melissa says:

    I gotz him cheezburger..
    but I eeted itz, en I getz a hartburnz.

  7. LBeeeze says:

    yoo shuar bowt dat frankensense an mirr stuff ??

  8. homescribe says:

    murr? whut the heck am i suppozed to do wit stoopy murrr??!! do u haz receet??!!

  9. Melissa says:

    PSST!!!
    I fink we hit teh hooka a rew too manne teims!
    TEH MEESES R TALKIN!!!!!

    WE KIN AWL TA A A ALK *sed teh sheep*
    WOOOAAH D00DE!*wise man passes owt*

    A cwismis miracul!

    • doctorcat says:

      I sed teh donkey shaggy an brown
      I carried his muvver uphill an down
      I carried her safely to Befflehem town
      I sed teh donkey shaggy an brown.

      (Teh aminals kin talk on Chrismas eve–dis is well nown)

  10. Missy says:

    WUT??!!!…they sed it was Baby Cheezes…..who dis in maynjur?

  11. hotsauce-dipped frylet says:

    Hark da hairy anjuls si-ing..

  12. Mikey! says:

    2 awl my phelow ICHC-ers, I sai onto theeeee: Mairy Christmouse!

  13. Tribble says:

    Squze mee, wood wun uff u plz tu be ringin a bell sew eye can getz mye wingz? KTHXMERYXMAS

  14. Pittypat says:

    Whad i get him? Whad u think i got him?
    SHOES!
    oh kum let us be adorin ‘em . . .

    • yippee!!! says:

      I got sum shooz, yoo got sum shooz, awl Godz kittehs got sum shooz…
      wen wii getz two heaben, gonns put on R shoos and stomp awl
      ober The Heaben, Heaben, wen wii gets to heaben gonna stomp
      awl ober teh plays.

    • kitkay says:

      shoes U dis day whom yee shell serve…

  15. Zski says:

    AngelMouse sez

    Crismus
    Ur doin it rong.

  16. doctorcat says:

    Wud dis be teh Maus King frum teh Nutcracker? Kwik, sumbuddy frow a slipper!

  17. Nick says:

    Angel mous is wachin ovr ur lams

  18. kapua says:

    thats so funy

    and u put a halo on the rat:) :P

  19. Paul Fite says:

    Too cute!

  20. crazycatlady says:

    i got him a PS3. NOW WHAT??!!

  21. crazycatlady says:

    what is a URI? HALP!!

  22. crazycatlady says:

    I GOT HIM A PS3!!

  23. binques says:

    Okay – thsi iz wonnerfull – I aktuallie no a doc named….wait fur it…KITTY! Wayt ’till I sho here thsi!!1~!

  24. Ambercat says:

    “Ai bring teh Mur!”
    “Ai bring teh Goled!”
    “An Frank Sent Tihs!”

    Thankyuverreemush, Ai’m heer awl week!

  25. patticlan says:

    ok all you wunerful cheezpeeps, now Ai can go to bed laffing. Glad Ai cheked in nao.

    Bery Happy Holidays eber1

  26. Simpson says:

    babeh jezuz do not wantz ur givtz

    next tyme u bringz corn

  27. rodney dill says:

    The three four wisemen — Casper, Balthazar, Melchior and Willard.

  28. Slytherinlass says:

    No be giving him frankigsense they be wantings cheese burgers!

  29. rodney dill says:

    Whaddya mean its not Frankincheese?

  30. doctorcat says:

    Fur dose ob u hoo want teh rest ob teh Christimas storee, it are here:

    http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Luke_2

  31. doctorcat says:

    Wun yeer teh reeder in r church red teh Free Wiseugys storee an sed “And they brought him gifts of gold, Frankenstein, and myrrh.”

    Yikesies!

  32. BorisEvenWorse says:

    Looks like dey gotted him “Rat-in-a-Box”

  33. RoflBitches says:

    Many epic lulz were had!

  34. Indefatigable says:

    OH HAI! I leed teh wies men to teh Baybee.

    …What u mean ’star’? I thot it were ‘RATS of Bethlehem’.

  35. anomalous4 says:

    ovbeeusly star iz dixlesksik.

    & wen holee fambly got bak 2 dere base dey wuz all hunger & stuff & made sammichz wif Cheezez of Nazareff for lunch & nom nom nom it & wuz good not pleh.

  36. Xina says:

    Dis a rly gud 1! i laffd en smiled. Fank u for deh funny. Iz a favrit.

  37. tara*arat says:

    i gotz him da toothpaste… did uz bring da toothbrush?? (adorablez) hehe

  38. Xina says:

    Dis rly rly funny LOL and de bes part uv meh xmas. i laffs evry timez i looks at it. Frank roo, frank roo for de funny!

  39. aubrey says:

    cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. witechatty says:

    lol!!! thats a good one!!

  41. Da Kitteh Dictator says:

    We twee kings ob Owient aw,bewing gifts we twaverse so faw. etc.

  42. Da Kitteh Dictator says:

    Mah hoomins love dat song.Its stuk in mi wittle head.I’z no learnd lolspeak,I’z a kitten.meow!


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