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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Daphne Moss

Iz a rodents angel…
I sing for you…

Wolverine Girl

Ennewun for a corus of Dek Teh Hawls With Bows Of Lolly? Or maibee Teh Lolly And Teh Ivie. And we can du Merri Christmous dans for u beeing not sekund

Valerie

Deck the halls with Boston Charlie
Walla walla wash and kalamazoo
Nora’s swinging on the trolley
Swaller dollar cauliflower hullabaloo!
(Thank you Walt Kelley)

Pittypat

Don’t we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

YAY LOLPOGO!!

teenie

Mai dad singz dis song. Iz teh phunnee wen sis b yellin at her kidzes 2 stop singin weerd werdz (’tis teh seezen 2 go potty’ ;) en den Grampa startz wif teh walla walla werdz.

patticlan

Back in the 60’s (OMG) when I was in nursing school, we had a blast singing
Hark the Harold angels shout
three more days til we get out.

Unfortunately we sang it when the director of the nursing school was prowling about the residence. that was the end of that.

And then there was
We three kings of Orient are
Smoking on a White Owl cigar,
it was loaded, it exploded…
we two kings of Orient are….etc.

Ai run , hide now

 
salleh

hadda blast……..

sigh….itz been a lawng tyme sinse ai hadda blast……

(nawt to wurri cheezfenz, ai hab loawtz ob FUN, {speshully rond heer}, iz habin a “blast” dat ai habent done ina lawng tyme)

mi age….let me show u

 
erin

I no the 3 kings won! But we did

We three kings of Orient are
Smoking on a rubber cigar,
it was loaded, and exploded… POOF!
…we two kings of Orient are… etc.

i dont no wy we sed “poof” we wuz just in graid skool

 
Jennifffuurr

We sang…
We 3 kings of Orient are
We all smoked a rubber cigar
It wuz loaded, we explo-o-ded
Now we’re on yonder star
Woa-ohhhhh
c’gar of wonder
c’gar ignite
nova’d thru the night so bright

There was more, but by this time the Sunday School Class was trying so hard not to laugh, most of little darlins were crying!

 
BorisEvenWorse

We 3 kings of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
We 2 kings of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
I 1 king of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
Angelz we has herd on high…

Iz virzhin I lernt.

 
patticlan

Ai am sitten heer just roaring wit laffen ober all ur bersins of We Three Kings.
Mai cents ob teh humor it be bery bery weird.

 
anomalous4

hey borisevenworse, it can also has endingks liek “Si-ilent Night…”

mai humin slaevs favrit xmas song is:

Ding dong, everybody’s high
On drugs of all descriptions.
Every kind that you can buy
With or without prescriptions…

(i no can rmembrs teh rest, but can u tellz 2 farmasists halpd rite it?)

happi happi burfdai baby jesus! peese on urths & g00d wil 2 kittehs & peeps & meeses & burdies & fishz & even d*ggiez!

 
 
 
yippee!!!

dat pore Bawston Charly–letz help hymn git off teh MTA (wich iz now teh MBTA) thiz Crissmas–he kneedz a noo song–”Awl B home fur Crissmass…”

kitkay

(no heal neber reeturn, know heel neber reetern….)

salleh

an his fate is stil unlerned……(pur ole Charli..)

 
 
 
BorisEvenWorse

Bark us all bow-wows of folly…

Pour ol Boregard never gotted to finish his song.

Walt Kelly FTW.

 
 
dogbotherer

howz about
God rest you jerry mendlebaum
let nothing you dismay
this may you had a rotten month so what else can i say?
let’s hope next may is better and good things will come your way
and you wont have a feeling of dismay
next may

or not

BorisEvenWorse

Allen Sherman FTW!

 
 
crazycatlady

Pssst…I got him a pair of sox.Tink he will like dem?

 
 
Kristi

Can some one tell me what NOM means?

patticlan

it means kitteh eating something, hope its delicious, but could be pleh.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/nom-nom-nom/

 
Ambercat

Is teh sownd ob eeting, espeshully teh gushyfud or cheezbergers or Salleh’s fudj or Christmas cukees or, err, enneefink els!
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom!!!!

salleh

oh Hi Ambercat……do u try to maek teh fuge resipee? letz me noes ifn u want me to write it up agin……

iz teh BESTEST eestiest wayz to maek teh nommy fudge ebber….

Ambercat

Ai tryd maeking vanilla fudj but Ai didunt heet teh shugger enuff an it didunt set! Myt try yur choklit fudj layter - hao mush chok/condemmed milk? Plees to yus grams oar ownses, nawt “cups”, we donut has cups in Ingland - well we sorta do, but tehy R nawt teh saym syz as Merkin cups! Is verree confuzzling wen yusin Betty Crocker resippees!

salleh

OH Ambercat,…..I just uses teh bag ‘o choklit chipz and teh kan ob condemed milk…..(dont forgot…..iz MUST be SWEETENEDED condemned milk , teh thik, stiky kind)

kan is about 2/3rdz teh size ob a regular kan ob soop……an teh bag ‘o choklit chipz is a pound….izzat 16 oz ??? obber der ????

jest meltz ina moicrwave fur about 2 minitz.. an stir lik crazy….iz so fast, izza murakle….

 
Ambercat

Mai! Taht’s a BEEG bag ob choklit! Ober heer, chokchips com in 3oz bags! Ikkee stikkee condemmed miluk cans saym syz tho!

 
BorisEvenWorse

Teh confuzling are in two parts:
Teh British ownce are about 4% smaller than the US ownce.
The British gill are five ownces, the US gill are four; both countrees have two gills to the cup. Taht are, the US cup are 8 ownces, the British are 10 (sleitly smaller) ownces.
And now you knows!

 
salleh

oh but Ambercat……maekz a LOAWT ob fudgez !!!!! an datz naowt a bad fing….

 
 
 
 
kitkay

O, dat’s teh sound taht teh kittehs make wen tehy B eeting sumfing tayste!!!
as in, “gushy fud–nom, nom, nom!)

patticlan

u can look at the pic for may2, 2007 on I Can Has Cheezburger. Its called nom nom nom

kitkay

O, I Cee, wif no comaz. eh?

salleh

oh noes, datz entirli up to teh puurson ( oar kitteh) hoo iz sayin it…..

sum lik to eet reel fast….hence teh…….. nomnomnomnomnomn

sum r moar delicat eeterz. ….hence teh ………nom nom nom nom

an den der r doze hoo r berry grammatkilli correck…hence teh …….nom, nom, nom, nom, nom….

hop diz furder cleerz fingz up fur u

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
yippee!!!

it keepz on pumping lub an lief awl over R buddyz — soe I gess yore rite–tis animated!!!

 
salleh

Salleh iz fasinateded bi teh shiny objekz…..

spykes_mom

juszt plz nawt to bee clymin up hai to luk at shynee objekz. amembur wut happended wen lolcatburglar did dat?

btw, enny wun seen lolcatburglar latelee?

 
 
 
 
 
JAJEH

Alwaz tau rodents were angelic!

Cookie's human

Its fitting that Ceiling Cat would have rodent angels (I’m sure the archangels are kittehs, though). It shows that either there be Peace and brotherhood amongst de heavens, or that Ceiling Cat might eat one of His wayward angels.

Gloria in Rodentia!

 
UD

Dere are few tings sweeter looking than a pile of ratties all snuggled up and sound asleep, littel toes and noses twitching while they dream of sugar plums (or cheez or yogurt drops : )

How dey fit what looks to be double teh amount of ratties allowd by teh laws of physicks into the sleeping space available will always be a mystery, though…

 
 
Tribble

De wuz pozed tu bwing fwankenscense an mur. Not fwankenstein hamstur!

trtskh

hai Tribz, u remebbur Lief of Bryon, whar Bryon’s mum wuz liek, wtf r frankensox nd murr? next tiem bringz meh goald. i hoapz r nawt teh only wan who remebburz Lief of Bryon.

SJ

Hoo cud forget teh Lief of Bryan! He’s nawt teh messiyuh, he’s a bery nawty boy!! (ai cud go awn liek dis for DAYSNDAYS btw)

Ambercat

But apart form taht, wut has teh Roemans ebber dun fore us?!

yippee!!!

awlwayz luk on teh bryte syde ob lyfe!

 
 
Jennifffuurr

Aww, let’s go to teh stoning!

(An hooray 4 full-frontal MALE nudity!)

 
teenie

follo teh gord! no, no, follo teh shoo!

 
 
Tribble

Hi trtskh, iz Lief of Bryon frum Montee Piethong? Eye nebber seen eet, but eye lubz Montee Pie thong an da Holey Grail! Eez wun uff mai favoritez!

zippycat

Yawp, Lief ov Bryon is frum Montee Piethong .. iz soo funnee.. I habent seen it in a lawng tiem .. I fink I shud watch it again! Mai fabrite awlso is da Holey Grayl! Iffen you hab the DVDs, you shud luk at the bonuf feetchures - dere is da Frenchman sceen in japanees, translayteded bakk too Eengrish in subtitles, but not bery well - teh lynes ar awl silly. Is SOO funnee!! Awlso is the Nites Hoo Sai Ni in jappanees. Bery funnee…

Tribble

Eye nebber dun dat. Now eye has tu rent eet! Maybee eye ask Santa tu bwing mee fur Crizmaz!

 
 
 
 
 
Missy

Let me shows you mah bum-ba-bum-bum….

yippee!!!

I hates 2 butt inn, butt ain’t dat teh living end!

 
 
Melissa

I gotz him cheezburger..
but I eeted itz, en I getz a hartburnz.

drizzlesmom

Da wiseguymen sertinly luk leik thay hv hartburnz… Thay be holeding thays chessts. Thay bee in pane.

 
 
LBeeeze

yoo shuar bowt dat frankensense an mirr stuff ??

 
homescribe

murr? whut the heck am i suppozed to do wit stoopy murrr??!! do u haz receet??!!

doctorcat

I’ll keep teh gold, tho

 
yippee!!!

re-gifting–what an grate ideer!