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Iz a rodents angel…
I sing for you…
Ennewun for a corus of Dek Teh Hawls With Bows Of Lolly? Or maibee Teh Lolly And Teh Ivie. And we can du Merri Christmous dans for u beeing not sekund
Deck the halls with Boston Charlie
Walla walla wash and kalamazoo
Nora’s swinging on the trolley
Swaller dollar cauliflower hullabaloo!
(Thank you Walt Kelley)
Don’t we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilla Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don’t love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!
YAY LOLPOGO!!
Mai dad singz dis song. Iz teh phunnee wen sis b yellin at her kidzes 2 stop singin weerd werdz (’tis teh seezen 2 go potty’) en den Grampa startz wif teh walla walla werdz.
Back in the 60’s (OMG) when I was in nursing school, we had a blast singing
Hark the Harold angels shout
three more days til we get out.
Unfortunately we sang it when the director of the nursing school was prowling about the residence. that was the end of that.
And then there was
We three kings of Orient are
Smoking on a White Owl cigar,
it was loaded, it exploded…
we two kings of Orient are….etc.
Ai run , hide now
hadda blast……..
sigh….itz been a lawng tyme sinse ai hadda blast……
(nawt to wurri cheezfenz, ai hab loawtz ob FUN, {speshully rond heer}, iz habin a “blast” dat ai habent done ina lawng tyme)
mi age….let me show u
I no the 3 kings won! But we did
We three kings of Orient are
Smoking on a rubber cigar,
it was loaded, and exploded… POOF!
…we two kings of Orient are… etc.
i dont no wy we sed “poof” we wuz just in graid skool
We sang…
We 3 kings of Orient are
We all smoked a rubber cigar
It wuz loaded, we explo-o-ded
Now we’re on yonder star
Woa-ohhhhh
c’gar of wonder
c’gar ignite
nova’d thru the night so bright
There was more, but by this time the Sunday School Class was trying so hard not to laugh, most of little darlins were crying!
We 3 kings of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
We 2 kings of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
I 1 king of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
Angelz we has herd on high…
Iz virzhin I lernt.
Ai am sitten heer just roaring wit laffen ober all ur bersins of We Three Kings.
Mai cents ob teh humor it be bery bery weird.
hey borisevenworse, it can also has endingks liek “Si-ilent Night…”
mai humin slaevs favrit xmas song is:
Ding dong, everybody’s high
On drugs of all descriptions.
Every kind that you can buy
With or without prescriptions…
(i no can rmembrs teh rest, but can u tellz 2 farmasists halpd rite it?)
happi happi burfdai baby jesus! peese on urths & g00d wil 2 kittehs & peeps & meeses & burdies & fishz & even d*ggiez!
dat pore Bawston Charly–letz help hymn git off teh MTA (wich iz now teh MBTA) thiz Crissmas–he kneedz a noo song–”Awl B home fur Crissmass…”
(no heal neber reeturn, know heel neber reetern….)
an his fate is stil unlerned……(pur ole Charli..)
Bark us all bow-wows of folly…
Pour ol Boregard never gotted to finish his song.
Walt Kelly FTW.
howz about
God rest you jerry mendlebaum
let nothing you dismay
this may you had a rotten month so what else can i say?
let’s hope next may is better and good things will come your way
and you wont have a feeling of dismay
next may
or not
Allen Sherman FTW!
Pssst…I got him a pair of sox.Tink he will like dem?
Can some one tell me what NOM means?
it means kitteh eating something, hope its delicious, but could be pleh.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/05/02/nom-nom-nom/
Is teh sownd ob eeting, espeshully teh gushyfud or cheezbergers or Salleh’s fudj or Christmas cukees or, err, enneefink els!
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom!!!!
oh Hi Ambercat……do u try to maek teh fuge resipee? letz me noes ifn u want me to write it up agin……
iz teh BESTEST eestiest wayz to maek teh nommy fudge ebber….
Ai tryd maeking vanilla fudj but Ai didunt heet teh shugger enuff an it didunt set! Myt try yur choklit fudj layter – hao mush chok/condemmed milk? Plees to yus grams oar ownses, nawt “cups”, we donut has cups in Ingland – well we sorta do, but tehy R nawt teh saym syz as Merkin cups! Is verree confuzzling wen yusin Betty Crocker resippees!
OH Ambercat,…..I just uses teh bag ‘o choklit chipz and teh kan ob condemed milk…..(dont forgot…..iz MUST be SWEETENEDED condemned milk , teh thik, stiky kind)
kan is about 2/3rdz teh size ob a regular kan ob soop……an teh bag ‘o choklit chipz is a pound….izzat 16 oz ??? obber der ????
jest meltz ina moicrwave fur about 2 minitz.. an stir lik crazy….iz so fast, izza murakle….
Mai! Taht’s a BEEG bag ob choklit! Ober heer, chokchips com in 3oz bags! Ikkee stikkee condemmed miluk cans saym syz tho!
Teh confuzling are in two parts:
Teh British ownce are about 4% smaller than the US ownce.
The British gill are five ownces, the US gill are four; both countrees have two gills to the cup. Taht are, the US cup are 8 ownces, the British are 10 (sleitly smaller) ownces.
And now you knows!
oh but Ambercat……maekz a LOAWT ob fudgez !!!!! an datz naowt a bad fing….
O, dat’s teh sound taht teh kittehs make wen tehy B eeting sumfing tayste!!!
as in, “gushy fud–nom, nom, nom!)
u can look at the pic for may2, 2007 on I Can Has Cheezburger. Its called nom nom nom
O, I Cee, wif no comaz. eh?
oh noes, datz entirli up to teh puurson ( oar kitteh) hoo iz sayin it…..
sum lik to eet reel fast….hence teh…….. nomnomnomnomnomn
sum r moar delicat eeterz. ….hence teh ………nom nom nom nom
an den der r doze hoo r berry grammatkilli correck…hence teh …….nom, nom, nom, nom, nom….
hop diz furder cleerz fingz up fur u
my gifs bettor!
cuz i gibbed Himz my heart.
Dis iz teh winz!
Awwwww!
is it animated?
it keepz on pumping lub an lief awl over R buddyz — soe I gess yore rite–tis animated!!!
eben bettor: iz shiiny
Salleh iz fasinateded bi teh shiny objekz…..
juszt plz nawt to bee clymin up hai to luk at shynee objekz. amembur wut happended wen lolcatburglar did dat?
btw, enny wun seen lolcatburglar latelee?
Alwaz tau rodents were angelic!
Its fitting that Ceiling Cat would have rodent angels (I’m sure the archangels are kittehs, though). It shows that either there be Peace and brotherhood amongst de heavens, or that Ceiling Cat might eat one of His wayward angels.
Gloria in Rodentia!
Dere are few tings sweeter looking than a pile of ratties all snuggled up and sound asleep, littel toes and noses twitching while they dream of sugar plums (or cheez or yogurt drops : )
How dey fit what looks to be double teh amount of ratties allowd by teh laws of physicks into the sleeping space available will always be a mystery, though…
De wuz pozed tu bwing fwankenscense an mur. Not fwankenstein hamstur!
hai Tribz, u remebbur Lief of Bryon, whar Bryon’s mum wuz liek, wtf r frankensox nd murr? next tiem bringz meh goald. i hoapz r nawt teh only wan who remebburz Lief of Bryon.
Hoo cud forget teh Lief of Bryan! He’s nawt teh messiyuh, he’s a bery nawty boy!! (ai cud go awn liek dis for DAYSNDAYS btw)
But apart form taht, wut has teh Roemans ebber dun fore us?!
awlwayz luk on teh bryte syde ob lyfe!
Aww, let’s go to teh stoning!
(An hooray 4 full-frontal MALE nudity!)
follo teh gord! no, no, follo teh shoo!
Hi trtskh, iz Lief of Bryon frum Montee Piethong? Eye nebber seen eet, but eye lubz Montee Pie thong an da Holey Grail! Eez wun uff mai favoritez!
Yawp, Lief ov Bryon is frum Montee Piethong .. iz soo funnee.. I habent seen it in a lawng tiem .. I fink I shud watch it again! Mai fabrite awlso is da Holey Grayl! Iffen you hab the DVDs, you shud luk at the bonuf feetchures – dere is da Frenchman sceen in japanees, translayteded bakk too Eengrish in subtitles, but not bery well – teh lynes ar awl silly. Is SOO funnee!! Awlso is the Nites Hoo Sai Ni in jappanees. Bery funnee…
Eye nebber dun dat. Now eye has tu rent eet! Maybee eye ask Santa tu bwing mee fur Crizmaz!
Let me shows you mah bum-ba-bum-bum….
I hates 2 butt inn, butt ain’t dat teh living end!
I gotz him cheezburger..
but I eeted itz, en I getz a hartburnz.
Da wiseguymen sertinly luk leik thay hv hartburnz… Thay be holeding thays chessts. Thay bee in pane.
yoo shuar bowt dat frankensense an mirr stuff ??
murr? whut the heck am i suppozed to do wit stoopy murrr??!! do u haz receet??!!
I’ll keep teh gold, tho
re-gifting–what an grate ideer!
PSST!!!
I fink we hit teh hooka a rew too manne teims!
TEH MEESES R TALKIN!!!!!
WE KIN AWL TA A A ALK *sed teh sheep*
WOOOAAH D00DE!*wise man passes owt*
A cwismis miracul!
I sed teh donkey shaggy an brown
I carried his muvver uphill an down
I carried her safely to Befflehem town
I sed teh donkey shaggy an brown.
(Teh aminals kin talk on Chrismas eve–dis is well nown)
Ai madeub mai aun vurse fur diz
I sed de kitteh, fluffy and fat
I curled myiself into a furryy hat
A baby bonnet on Christmas Morn
I said the kitty, fluffy and warm
‘i’ sed teh mowsie, small an wihte,
i wif teh halo gold adn brite
i would see Jesus borned dis nite
i sed teh mowsie, small an wihte
wise are the Magi who Him did seek
wise are teh shephurds from fields of sheep
wise, cuz de Lord dey did go to meet
wize are de peeps who do Him still seek.
Aww. . .I has teh envie. I din’t make mine up, just transalated “Teh Frendly Beests,” a mid-evil carol, into lolspeak. U guize is gud!
wuz yoo hummin a toon to yours? just wundring if we wuz uzin same meowlodee
Mary O’ … thas sooo bootifule.. bestest ting I readed awl dai! Tears, I has dem..
yore welcome.
hear, you can has mye hankie
(doan wory, eye didn yuze id yet)
Both your addiional verssre really lovely, Mary!
verssre=verses are. I cant type straight anymore even whnn I try!
giggle- i have been having real trouble all day writing regualr adn eye keeps lapsing bak and fort betwixt lolspeek and booring ingrish.
ps i just thinked “verssre” was a clevur contrakshn uh, contrapshun, er pudding two wurds togedder .
fanks furry mush! i are liking yores, too!
WUT??!!!…they sed it was Baby Cheezes…..who dis in maynjur?
FTW! baby cheezes
gotta tell dis won at chruch Sunday.
Baby Cheezes preffer Swess Cheez….cuz it’s holee.
Ok, I’m done.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!!! CAnts wayts to tell dis to sumbuddee!!
well, i’ll bree, missy, dat’s rlly goude, I jusswiss I had sed that!
Oh please Missy, don’t stop you are on a roll and so am I:
ROTFLMFAO
yesh, wii camembere 2 stop!
Edam ai getz intu de akshun!
Cheez on a roll… wif hunny musters?
Nomnomnom
i can has baby chhezes on mai burger?
beheh cheezes on awl yore sliders.
(yum, maus-sise burgerz)
Hark da hairy anjuls si-ing..
peas on erf an mer-sea miles!
Reminz me uv mai lidl sis wen she wuz abowt 4, singin “Lite an lief to awl He bringz, rizn wif helium in hiz wingz”…
wats so funnee? dats wut it sez, iddint it???
2 awl my phelow ICHC-ers, I sai onto theeeee: Mairy Christmouse!
Squze mee, wood wun uff u plz tu be ringin a bell sew eye can getz mye wingz? KTHXMERYXMAS
you look like the kind of angel I’d get…
jimeee stewert/george bailee in itz a wunnerful lyfe
Kinda a fallen angel aren’t ya?
and low, teh kittehs came round about, and awl did mightely ring teh bells on theri callerz. And thus Tribble did receive her wingz and they were soar happeee!!!
Tank u yippee!!! fur mye wingz.
Eye been meanin tu tellz u how mush eye likez yr namez. Makez mee pheel happee!!!
Whad i get him? Whad u think i got him?
SHOES!
oh kum let us be adorin ‘em . . .
I got sum shooz, yoo got sum shooz, awl Godz kittehs got sum shooz…
wen wii getz two heaben, gonns put on R shoos and stomp awl
ober The Heaben, Heaben, wen wii gets to heaben gonna stomp
awl ober teh plays.
shoes U dis day whom yee shell serve…
AngelMouse sez
Crismus
Ur doin it rong.
Wud dis be teh Maus King frum teh Nutcracker? Kwik, sumbuddy frow a slipper!
Angel mous is wachin ovr ur lams
izzat Lams or Iams?
Anjill maus beholds teh Lamb of God.
thats so funy
and u put a halo on the rat:)
Too cute!
i got him a PS3. NOW WHAT??!!
what is a URI? HALP!!
upper respiratory infection
I GOT HIM A PS3!!
Okay – thsi iz wonnerfull – I aktuallie no a doc named….wait fur it…KITTY! Wayt ’till I sho here thsi!!1~!
“Ai bring teh Mur!”
“Ai bring teh Goled!”
“An Frank Sent Tihs!”
Thankyuverreemush, Ai’m heer awl week!
Boom boom!
ba-dum, tsss!
ok all you wunerful cheezpeeps, now Ai can go to bed laffing. Glad Ai cheked in nao.
Bery Happy Holidays eber1
babeh jezuz do not wantz ur givtz
next tyme u bringz corn
The
threefour wisemen — Casper, Balthazar, Melchior and Willard.LOL–u shur is not Scabbers?
Scabbers would be more current than Willard
ore rat-tat-a-two-ee…
No be giving him frankigsense they be wantings cheese burgers!
Whaddya mean its not Frankincheese?
It’s franks n beans!!!
Fur dose ob u hoo want teh rest ob teh Christimas storee, it are here:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Luke_2
Sry, the waiz guize is in Maffew:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Matthew_2
Wun yeer teh reeder in r church red teh Free Wiseugys storee an sed “And they brought him gifts of gold, Frankenstein, and myrrh.”
Yikesies!
Ai memmer a liddel gurrl waz reciting frum Bibel n forgod naem of buk, so she sed “Galoshes.”
Teh best lyn is:
“An tehy fown MaryanJoseph an teh behbeh lyin in a manger”
Mai sis an Ai awlwais luk at eech odder an sai “Bl**dy big manger!” an giggul throu teh rest ob teh reeding!
sigh…
yup, just teh write sighz..
Looks like dey gotted him “Rat-in-a-Box”
Many epic lulz were had!
OH HAI! I leed teh wies men to teh Baybee.
…What u mean ’star’? I thot it were ‘RATS of Bethlehem’.
LOL!!!
ovbeeusly star iz dixlesksik.
& wen holee fambly got bak 2 dere base dey wuz all hunger & stuff & made sammichz wif Cheezez of Nazareff for lunch & nom nom nom it & wuz good not pleh.
oh noes i all mos 4got:
GOT MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!!!!!!!!!!!
(sry eggnogg wusnt nventd yet)
Dis a rly gud 1! i laffd en smiled. Fank u for deh funny. Iz a favrit.
i gotz him da toothpaste… did uz bring da toothbrush?? (adorablez) hehe
Dis rly rly funny LOL and de bes part uv meh xmas. i laffs evry timez i looks at it. Frank roo, frank roo for de funny!
cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol!!! thats a good one!!
We twee kings ob Owient aw,bewing gifts we twaverse so faw. etc.
Mah hoomins love dat song.Its stuk in mi wittle head.I’z no learnd lolspeak,I’z a kitten.meow!