Back in the 60’s (OMG) when I was in nursing school, we had a blast singing
Hark the Harold angels shout
three more days til we get out.

Unfortunately we sang it when the director of the nursing school was prowling about the residence. that was the end of that.

And then there was
We three kings of Orient are
Smoking on a White Owl cigar,
it was loaded, it exploded…
we two kings of Orient are….etc.

Ai run , hide now

hadda blast……..

sigh….itz been a lawng tyme sinse ai hadda blast……

(nawt to wurri cheezfenz, ai hab loawtz ob FUN, {speshully rond heer}, iz habin a “blast” dat ai habent done ina lawng tyme)

mi age….let me show u

I no the 3 kings won! But we did

We three kings of Orient are
Smoking on a rubber cigar,
it was loaded, and exploded… POOF!
…we two kings of Orient are… etc.

i dont no wy we sed “poof” we wuz just in graid skool

We sang…
We 3 kings of Orient are
We all smoked a rubber cigar
It wuz loaded, we explo-o-ded
Now we’re on yonder star
Woa-ohhhhh
c’gar of wonder
c’gar ignite
nova’d thru the night so bright

There was more, but by this time the Sunday School Class was trying so hard not to laugh, most of little darlins were crying!

We 3 kings of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
We 2 kings of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
I 1 king of orient R,
Tryink to smoke a loded cigar
*BANG*
Angelz we has herd on high…

Iz virzhin I lernt.

Ai am sitten heer just roaring wit laffen ober all ur bersins of We Three Kings.
Mai cents ob teh humor it be bery bery weird.

hey borisevenworse, it can also has endingks liek “Si-ilent Night…”

mai humin slaevs favrit xmas song is:

Ding dong, everybody’s high
On drugs of all descriptions.
Every kind that you can buy
With or without prescriptions…

(i no can rmembrs teh rest, but can u tellz 2 farmasists halpd rite it?)

happi happi burfdai baby jesus! peese on urths & g00d wil 2 kittehs & peeps & meeses & burdies & fishz & even d*ggiez!

an his fate is stil unlerned……(pur ole Charli..)

OH Ambercat,…..I just uses teh bag ‘o choklit chipz and teh kan ob condemed milk…..(dont forgot…..iz MUST be SWEETENEDED condemned milk , teh thik, stiky kind)

kan is about 2/3rdz teh size ob a regular kan ob soop……an teh bag ‘o choklit chipz is a pound….izzat 16 oz ??? obber der ????

jest meltz ina moicrwave fur about 2 minitz.. an stir lik crazy….iz so fast, izza murakle….

Mai! Taht’s a BEEG bag ob choklit! Ober heer, chokchips com in 3oz bags! Ikkee stikkee condemmed miluk cans saym syz tho!

Teh confuzling are in two parts:
Teh British ownce are about 4% smaller than the US ownce.
The British gill are five ownces, the US gill are four; both countrees have two gills to the cup. Taht are, the US cup are 8 ownces, the British are 10 (sleitly smaller) ownces.
And now you knows!

oh but Ambercat……maekz a LOAWT ob fudgez !!!!! an datz naowt a bad fing….

oh noes, datz entirli up to teh puurson ( oar kitteh) hoo iz sayin it…..

sum lik to eet reel fast….hence teh…….. nomnomnomnomnomn

sum r moar delicat eeterz. ….hence teh ………nom nom nom nom

an den der r doze hoo r berry grammatkilli correck…hence teh …….nom, nom, nom, nom, nom….

hop diz furder cleerz fingz up fur u