Meeror
Ur doin ti wron
kittehs sumtimes be doing dis rong too.
picture: NDB with kitteh Cali. lol caption: Jason
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Hm, mehbeh dees cataloons do maek me look fat
*stars danzin*
Wha? No danz fur nawt sekondz?
…eef ai hada chaince ai’d aisk da wurld ta daince…
you spelled **ti** instead of **it**
mirrah kitteh messes wit ur purcepchuns!
Mirrah kitteh! Gim meh bak mah purrcepchuns! my head be hurtin.
My mind! It is boggled!!
don’t worry, mine too.
teh qwik cat jumps oveh teh leizeh mirrah refleckshun!
Ai sor tihs wun awn teh voetin payjes an it maed mai brayn go funnee – sumwun explayn, pleeees! (in werds ob wun sillabub!)
kitteh is fasstr tahn teh spede uv lite!!
Taht’ll be it! Ai’ve orften suspekted as much!
kitteh iz teh mastr ob spaces and teh timez.
sry, Ambercat, nawt pawsybl tu sai “fuxin yr persepshunz” in wun-sillabub werdz
OT, i met Koko, teh hoamlezz kitteh, agin awn caturday. she sleepin awn railwai stayshn ruf. i see her frum brij an she nomnomnom teh bred ai bringz fer her. ai finkz (hoapz!) she gunna bee okay — she haz servived sum munths awlreddy. An up awn teh stayshn ruf wer she lib, der r no traficks awr goggies awr uvver kittehz — az saef az hoamlezz kitteh kin be, ai spoze.
she nomnoms bred? no gushyfood? glad she’s doin okay
we adopted a homeless railroad kitteh yeers ago… teh gushyfood werked liek a charm and he had a very gud lief! we tawt he was a brown she, but den he cleaned himself and was wite.
ai bringz kitteh skrapz frum mai kichin, an ai bee vejatarien! ai no baiz teh pet fuud fer teh hoamlezz kitteh — pet fuud moasly fer rich peepz animels heer in india. so kitteh eet bred, buttar, cheez.
ai shur kitteh awlso getz frech feesh sumtiemz, bekauz teh dailee katch be loaded awn dis stayshun ebbery mawrnin awn trainz, fer markitz akraws teh sity. iz no fansy refrijeraytid pakkijin, oanly teh baskitz wif ise, an bitz ub feesh fawllin owt fer kittehz tu eet. stayshun nawt smel so grate, ackshully. But teh kittehz haz teh gud brekfiss, dey berry happi!
Datz so niec of u. But plees to mak shur kitteh can has the fresh water? Kthnksbai.
U be a nice purrsons to do that. But…kittehs arr obligate carnivores. They MUST have teh gushy foods too or sum meetz ub sum kind with the Taurine it itz. If they doan they will go blindz and ebentually dyes.
Jus thawt U mite want teh know dat…srsly.
yur in INDIA?? Wow. I iz shur kittehs enjoi teh fishee bits dat mite come der wai. I wishes I cud get mai mudders kittehs too eatses sumthin udder dan gooshy fud an sooper ’spensive kibble tipe fud. Dey wont tuch hoomin fud. Straynge straynge kittehs.
Sumwun wun-burgered Ambercat.
Dat’s nawt nyce.
Taht’s ok, wun berger’s enuff Bfore lunch!
yez, i seen dat tuu. luuk liek “Anonnymess”, teh nasty wun-burger troll, iz heer agen.
Ambercat, i gibbed yu 5 burgerz, jus in kaez yuu getz hungree agin befoar lunch.
teehee, tankyu gys! Ai suspekt teh no-sens-ob-humor troll, teh wun taht dusn’t get owr silliness an tinks we rily R taht stoopy!
shopped
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD Fotochop Skillz. sum1 has dem. jellusy. i has it. 6 cheezburgrz, larj fryz & milk shaek. i givs dem 2 persun wot maded dis piksher.
Ai fink dis muss b whut is noen as a “blend”, ware teh peeps taeks 2 pichurs n maeks tehm 1. I has dun it wif fandom fings, but nawt wif kittehs. It luks rly reel. I r mpressd.
Heyz Ambercat. Dey all gots it WRONGS. See, dis not be regler meeror. Is axshully Hogwarts meeror. Ya know? Da kinds wif da movin, talkin reflexshuns. Dat be Captain McGoogly der, teh nao Hedmistruss. She be gettin reddy for to deal wif pubesunt n prepubesunt majical kiddums…~nods~
Is not pshopped! is majuhkul
dunno hao Colin Creevey got deh camera in dere doh. Think Gred n Forge helped?
P shopped. That’s 1 syllable each, I tinks
Hmmm, an initial letter and a diphthong but thank you for trying
sorry, but is not diphthong. thoes is onlee fur vowels. is moar lyk konsonant kluster, but not akshully
Eben if P shopped, ai steel not getz hoa it be dun.
yea, mii eeevur.
with photoshop, photos can be manipulated. in this one, two pictures of the same scene, taken moments apart while kitteh was in different positions, were made into one.
wow! best pshop evur.
dis kitteh be fuxx0ring mah precepshuns (or shurely deze kittehs?)
Look owt Nicky kitteh, Jessica kitteh haz trapd u ugain
Oh noes! Now supa-strengff Evil!Jessica kitteh will destroys howse!
Runs awai!
Naow wayt, I iz Jessarakitty, hooz Jessica???
Iz from Heros seriez – Jessica is Nicky’s split-purrsonality.
Wolverine Girl FTW! but i thinkx its “Niki.” dosent matter tho. if kittehs cant spel, i wudnt b serpriezd if woolvereens cant eethr.
U iz rite, ofishul sight spels it Niki. And corse wolvureens cant spels. We haz seriuslee cule pointee ends tho, and kittehs luv us
But HAO?! WTF?!
Mirra, mirra ons da walz hoo iz da faerestz ob uzawl?
Iz nawt Sno Wite. Is Punkin Oranj.
kitteh r trapd insaid mirur, luking sad. udder kitteh iz traiying 2 reskew him but haz no plan!! den he iz distrekted bai interesting smelling objeks around teh sink. watch owt, kitteh, u mait get trappeded too!! DOAN EAT TEH SOAPZ!!1!
is kitteh thruo teh lukin glars!
plez plez plez essplane……..mah hed…swelling….reddy to….*splode*
it duz not kompyut
mai brane guts r on teh floor
Merror?
Oh noes! Mi frend iz trappd in astryl plane! Hepl!
Oh hai. Mah haer lookz funneh, girlfren.
Harpo n Groucho kittehs
2 buzy doin kitteh things
2 hop on 1 fut
r do sillee danzez
Duk Soop refurrance!!!
Product Placement cat arranges samples fur UR hygenic enjoyment.
De put da mirror uff Erased een da baffroom?
Well you can’t expect kitteh tu sit dere awl dai.
is teh fotoshopt, noes?
Low tech explanashun of the picture:
Kitteh vershun of sno whitez
Meerrah Meerrah on the wall
who’s the fairest kitteh of us all?
Meerrah shows snow white kitteh
and now step mom kitteh are planningz her next muvez…
Iz lik wear ur posed tu fine da deferincez een da tu picherz.
High tech explanashun:
Schrodinger’s kitteh finds her self in an alternate uniberse where laws
of physiks, do not hold
Eye canna change da lawz uff physicks capin!
but kitteh can! Ai lyk opshun 2 bedderer!
laws ov fizzix? we dont need no steenkin laws ov fizix, mon! we is kittehs. we walkz thru wallz. we defys gravitee. we bends tiem & spase. we dosent even needs tardis!
A Dr. Who kitteh? Teh awesome.
Supurrpozishun: Ur doin it rite!
Mirror univerz? Udder kitteh iz ebil?
How yoo kno udder kitteh is ebil wun? Maybe is gud an dis kitteh be teh ebil. Is abowt to start nokking awl teh bottels onto teh flor.
Is simple. Check which kitteh has goatty.
Nless its Cartman kitteh. Tehn teh wun wif teh goatty is teh gud wun.
Romper Bomper, Bomper Loo
Tells meh, tells meh, tells meh doo
Majik Merror tell meh todai
Did awl ar lolfrenz has fun at play?
Ai c Tribble n sarakitty n two_kittehs n Ambercat n karen n JanetCanHas4Kittehs n stend n Jack Deth n elf n SJ…
Romper Ruhm’s budjet been severli cut eef da clazz iz een da bafruhm.
Luv dis koment! LOL
iz moar praktickl reezun 4 clas in baffroom. n00b huminz sum tiems cant get to “sandbockx” in tiem & meks mess. iz eazyer, dey dosent has 2 run so far nao.
Thx Patrick! Nao wii iz FAMUZ!
Yep. Wen ur naym b menchund awn Rawmpr Rum u can has teh faem n forchoon. OMG Miss Nancy (laytr Miss Sally) cawlded mah naem!!!elebentyone!!!!
Oar at leest ai fawt (didnt awl lil sliderz?) til ai lurnzd teh troof…dey awlwaiz cawlded owt teh norml naymz liek Bobby n Sally n Jennifur n Jeff n David n Chris n Sarah. No yooneek naemz liek Dustin n Jordan n Yasheka…nawt til wen dey remaeded Rawmpr Rum n teh 90s but dey stil did semi-norml naemz.
Aye memmerz yoo cood send in yur naem an Miss Sallee wood see yoo. Hubbee sez she nebber saw Mike NE timez he wuz watchn, an Aye no she nebber seen B!
Ai red dat wun ov teh teechurs dat wuz awn teh sho (ai fink it wuz Ms Sallee) kareed teh Majik Mirrur n her purs n if sumwun caym up 2 her n rek…rec…noo her frum teh sho n sed “u nevva calded mah naym!” she’d pull it owt n do teh rooteen wif dere naym.
Patrick, fanks fur including meh in such illustrious companee,
I iz famus on the intrawebs, I iz doing a happeh danz..
copycat iz made of fail
Is mebbe time-lapse fotografee? Two exposures taken two seconds apart? Dass all I can fink of, unless it’s *gasp* (whisper: photoshopped).
If time-laps, u’d be having 4 kittehs, no?
Duh. Yeah, silly meh. Dat leeves only wun alternativ–ulp! Teh shame!
i thimk iz teh shop – tehrs no reflekshun of teh kitteh lukkin in teh sink. vry clebber & wel dun!
I agrees. Very impressive pikchyoor! I likes it!
Entrans to Narnia…
Iz fownd it
doubleyewteeeff! how did this happen??
Ur speling iz bery creaytiv
Meerrurr iz poartull
2 payralell yooniburss
kynda lykez Starrgayt
4 wunss Kitteh iz
nawt mezzmurriezd himz oawn
hannsum refekkshun
Dayr iz no seenk inz
payralell yooniburss”z
baffroom. Verreh straynjj
Jack.
ahh, i sees it! enlitenment – jack has it!
I’m glad to say I’d never found such an idiot blog like this! Congratulations to the owner!
P.S.: Who’s the “joker” that makes the image´s labels????
That’s I’VE never found such an idiot blog AS this. Unless you’re trying to do lolspeak, in which case you’re failing miserably.
You gets one burger an a D fur teh corse.
pleh pleh pleh. ders no rong wai 2 do lolspeek. unless u spels 2 mne words rite or uses teh g00d grammr liek huminz.
Oh my, he certainly told us, didn’t he? Now don’t we all feel silly for looking at pictures of cats with silly captions, and posting comments in faulty English? C’mon everybody, let’s shut down this site and go home.
You said it, Miss Dawn. What on earth can we have been thinking?
This old grandmother has a favorite saying for trolls like that: $%^& you and the horse you rode in on. Crude but it gets the point across.
Patticlan!! Mai mommeh useded to say dat ALLLOL a tymes!! I nebber new enneywun elses sed it!!
ROFLOL!!!
PS: habs tu a-greee wiv joo awn dis one….. an’, whoz he to sez dat wez idjuts? He done knos us tu well, doo he?? *giggle*
but dats a hole differnt site, bowt @$&!in da horsies….
fawlty english iz mah favrit. cleesespeak?
Cat in the background is going “WTF mate?”
much lyke awsteraylya!
Ah, see, dere’s the sol…sul…anser! Itz a ’straleen kitteh lukin at a U of Ess kitteh tru a webcam.
I think that is kitteh I see through the door in the background? Looks like he has his lazors about 50% charged.
Hao yoo do dat? =/
This is blowing my mind. Someone explain how this photo is possible!
dat foto bin 2 dah shop… dah PhotoShop. 2 foto mashup
moar liekly 3 foto mashup. 1 wif mirrer kitteh, 1 wif othr kitteh, 1 wif no kitteh.
masherupper is mad fotochop jeenyus liek my kid bro. i WATCHZ him do stuf liek dis & i stil cant bleev he can does dat. is stil majik evn if u noes hao iz dun.
dat maiks mi bbbrrraaaiiinnnzzz wai 2 bizzy. gotsta thinx bout dat 1… mite taiks a feew mor weex.
WHOA!! Teh cat in dis ooniverse iz standing but the cat in da udder ooniverse iz sittin. Mah mind blowin up. KTKsBai.
HOW THE HELL???!!!! PROOF OF ANOTHER DIMENSION IN UR MIRREH. O-O
How did they do that?
Seriously, WTF with all the comments in LOLCat?? I love this site, but can’t stand the comments because people insist on typing paragraphs with bad grammar?? Baby talk, or in this case, LOLCat talk, is only cute in small doses and in private.
This has been a PSA, thanks!
Consider it an exercise in cultural anthropology. Don’t tick off the natives. You could end up in the soup.
Rude Kitteh sez “PPPPPBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH”
oops! mai admeeroring reflektshin still reflekting on admeerorashin.
*cool picture – can anyone make out the white script in the lower left corner?*
Worth. It’s a stock photography site.
This one was awesome! How’d you get it?!
photoshop skell
kitteh has it
woa, hoaw ded dey mang dat? cul, kute, n awsum!
wtf lol!
Merror Merror on the wall….
Who Be da prittyest cat of dem all
:OO Deemon Kitteh take your soul!
HOW!?!?!?!?
how did you make that picture everything in the picture is perfcet in both the mirror and the counter acpet for the cat how did u make it so the cat is diffrent i would totally love to know cause i cant figure it out
wait… hw’d they do this?!?! o.O
Iz mah kitteh, Cali. Iz mah photoshop. Iz from worth1000.com. Mah kitteh Cali haz teh mad photoshop skillz.
Cute. Thanks to whomever captioned it.
srsly, i need to no hao u dood this…i wil take yur clas to learn it
haw dis be pauzible???? haw camraman nawt ins teh foto??? *head asplode*
fotoshop mhuc?
u got sum mad skilz.
how u dooz taht?
I just can´t help thinking, how the hell is that possible…
i know..
u spelled*ti* not *it*
A year later. Sorry I don’t have it all, but why not?
… http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t330/strayslacker/cali.gif
Howz it don? I’m confoozed!
Must be a Photoshop trick pic…someone did a VERY good job of it!
?????????????…wait a second…I saw the Marx brothers do something like this.