Comments on: Busted!

By: kitty_cookie_hamburger_eater

kitty_cookie_hamburger_eater — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 01:09:26 +0000

duh nuh….duh nuh duh nuh…..nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh…….jurassic cat sneakin up on unsuspecting kitten

By: Kamikaze Goldfish

Kamikaze Goldfish — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:41:26 +0000

OMG! Looking adorable WIN!

By: lovelydots

lovelydots — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 11:58:29 +0000

ohmygawd lol

By: Allison

Allison — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 23:45:48 +0000

kitteh in da bak iz scarin me.

By: turtlol

turtlol — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:29:15 +0000

SJ, if u brinks martoonees, ai PROMISSES to fix ur obben myslefs! Woo-Hoo!! Moar martoonees and ai cans do enneeting! *twirl-twirl-twirl* oops *trip* OUCH gud ting TWI cops not heer (twirling while intoxilated) or turtlol becomes jailbird.

‘Twould be a helluva commute from Inglishland to Middle Americas for Chrissmooses but youse cans coms ennee tyme and ai’d cuk for U!

Ai hopes it werks for U and u’all have wunnerful turkee-filled holidaze!

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 12:14:19 +0000

Ooh fank u turtlol, if ai turns up at ur hows awn Chrissmass dai ai will bring teh martinininis anna raw turkey. Unforchewnitly, ai is Inglish an we does nawt rly has teh BBQ gene ai tink – an partiklrly in December when is freezycold. If u finds anybuddy in teh meentime wif teh brane, pls to send dem rownd to fix mai obben!

By: Dalorei

Dalorei — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 05:03:48 +0000

tooshay…

By: turtlol

turtlol — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 19:10:28 +0000

awww, SJ, kitteh emergencee suppliez comming ur way imedijiatly…well, kwick-lyke. Kitteh sez no worriez ’bout raw turkee, kitteh lyke de turkee aneewaaz. Sawry u r habbing such trubble wif servers providers! Kynd of oxy-moronish, sownds lyek to mee! Fone, obben, don’t ask wut elz, u may find owt!! NOES!!

Kitteh sez Santey bringing u sumwan who haz BRAIN to fixx ur kitchn rite up. Luks like u gots Pinky insted of Brain!!!! (oh, I think so, Brain, but culottes chafe me so….)

Got BBQ pit? BBQ turkee NOM NOM!!! Gud Luk w/awl dat stuf, SJ!!!! U can comes to my howze and eet Chrissmass fuds; Ai has JennAire (yippee!)…any cheezpeeps alwayz welcome w/mee and teh 4 bebbeh turtlols!

By: Wilf_brim

Wilf_brim — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:18:09 +0000

if dat iz posible wood be teh bes prezent 4 bebe kitteh:
foreber hom!!!

By: BLARG

BLARG — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 18:05:00 +0000

KITTY IN BCKGRND SCARY!

By: SJ

SJ — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 17:04:45 +0000

Ai can has dis kitteh? Plz? Ai has had bery bad dai. Ai took teh day awf werk for teh fone guy an teh guy to come fix mai oven. An teh fone guy came an sed he cud nawt fix teh fone as we had to do sumtin els dat dey did nawt tell us be4. So nao we has to book anudder appoyntmint an dat takes 8 – 12 weeks. Den teh oven guy cums an altho ai had told dem sackly wat de problm wus, an he agreed dat was de problm, he did nawt bring teh part he needed to fix it, so he has to cum bak awn Crissmass Eve. An if he cannawt fix it den, we is eetin teh raw turkey, which is nawt so gret, ackshully. Serviss cultur, you can nawt has.

An teh rest of teh day ai has been havin grate phun with teh festive vackyoumin an teh festiv kleeninoftehbaffroom an teh visit to Santa’s Merry Resyklin Deepo. Ai needs a floofy belly to snorgle, an ai needs it nao!!!

By: Chuck

Chuck — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 16:10:39 +0000

Wach out kitteh! Jiant sandwurmcat behind u!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:40:07 +0000

Deer Gabo – ai think yoo ar noo heer. Pleeze to nawt bee thinking taht peepl donut liek yoo – it iz awnlee taht yoo shouted “furst.” Ov corse yoo can – but tehn yoo getz teh low burgerz becuz we liek to hav teh peepl in this posishun be az clefur under preshur az tehy can bee.

Taht’z awl.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 14:30:14 +0000

but stend – yoo ar teh ultra-clefur. No wun else can doo what yoo can do. But – as Teho never sayed but almoast did (ai think) – wun must at leest trai!!!

By: SJ

SJ — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:43:13 +0000

Is imbissibul porpoise.

By: snuglitoy

snuglitoy — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:43:45 +0000

Wudn’t dat be ‘santapaws’ or ‘santaclaws’? ^_^

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:58:58 +0000

Oh Pittyptat – taht wuz REELEE gud!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:23:25 +0000

Temple Grandin sez taht orinj kittehs R genetikally dispozed 2 bee moar luvable.
(Iz troo)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:17:37 +0000

my liddle chyld ust 2 poop tinsel at crissmastime wen he wuz a beheb. O_o!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 06:13:09 +0000

iz der a rite way an a rong whey too spell wurds rong?
jus wunnering.
kthnxbuy

By: CapnJewbeard

CapnJewbeard — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:29:18 +0000

Oze, peeplez be stealin ze copp-purrrs, anny? Sounds liek place I knowz in Balti-roar…

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:14:25 +0000

Full uv glitter an keyootniss!

By: onceajinx

onceajinx — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 05:07:52 +0000

Aye bet her fays iz full uv fashun!

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:14:32 +0000

no interwebs foar 10 dais !!!!

dat wud be wai past awfullll !!!

glad yur back !!

By: stend

stend — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:56:07 +0000

it’s Helen Lawson, and she’s not into booze and pills !!!

By: stend

stend — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:55:06 +0000

srsly – and I came up w/ a f-ing valley of the dolls quote, from memory, on a moments notice – so there

“Then I heard she went to Paris to make art films. [laughs] Art films? Nudies! That’s all they are. Nudies.”

By: stend

stend — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:50:53 +0000

Look. They drummed you right outta Hollywood! So ya come crawlin’ back to Broadway. Well, Broadway doesn’t go for booze and dope. Now you get outta my way, I got a guy waitin’ for me.

That’s a switch from the f4gs you’re usually stuck with!

At least I never had to MARRY one!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK… [pulls off Helen's wig while scuffling] oh my God, it’s a wig! HER HAIR’S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!

By: Pittypat

Pittypat — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:05:41 +0000

April the 4th, 1984. To the past, or to the future. To an age when thought is free. From the Age of Big Brother, from the Age of the Thought Police, from a dead man… greetings.

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:02:46 +0000

I don fink itz on porpoise or enny odder type ov akwatic mamlol. I cant see wun.

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:54:51 +0000

Oops fergot to fank L Beeeze and wish many happys

By: annyluvsprintie

annyluvsprintie — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 01:52:58 +0000

Hi zippycat – glad ur purring noaw.
At least we can come heer noaw – for teh 4th tiem dis yeer the fones and innerwebs in mai nayborhood wer down 4 10 dais; teh copper from teh wires was taked. Depending on teh predjoodiss ov who joo speke 2 it was dun bai

1) teh Polish
2) teh travellers
3) teh Nigerians
4)teh druggies

Iz PC grouch – I no care abowt teh efnissitee ov teh ratbags, I jezt hope Rudolph poops in there stawkings!
But now I can see teh pretteh kittehs agen an catch up wiv teh lovely Cheezpeeps an awl is well agen – well almost.
Glad ur kittens r feelin better – mah sistah’s 2 yungist has teh chest infexions 2. Need Dr Tinycat.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:36:56 +0000

da Grinch kitteh,
the widdle kitteh is cindylou kitteh.

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:14:22 +0000

Eye nebber saw a kitteh who wuzznt, deep down insyde, a anjellz!

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:12:50 +0000

mai big kitteh is distinkly sumtymes, too. himz no kuvvers himz poopoos berry good.

By: yippee!!!

yippee!!! — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:11:18 +0000

fanks so mush, pc!1!

I want to add a disclaimer that cats and other pets are not always the best choice for presents, esp. for young children who are probably not mature and responsible enough to take care of a living animal. (chicks and ducks for Easter are esp. irresponsible gifts!)

But, I think that a kitteh would make a joyful Christmas surprize for the kiddies if the parents are committed to the care of the animal, and to teaching the children how to treat the cat, too. Another option could discussing these things in advance, and then picking out the kitteh together.

In the spirit of giving–YOU could also be the Christmas present for a needy kitteh! Joy to you and joy to our furry kitteh friends!

By: infamousqbert

infamousqbert — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:11:00 +0000

wee fynd tootie dare ‘n’ mayke funn uv herz brayses?

By: Dalorei

Dalorei — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:09:15 +0000

hadn’t a yu seen angel kitteh?

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:04:46 +0000

“I will take the Ring,” kitteh said, “though I do not know the way.”

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:54:01 +0000

hope everrywon, including yoo, feel awll better soon : )

By: zippycat

zippycat — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:30:30 +0000

Awww … Ai caymed bakk juss tew see if der wuz anudder kyoot kitteh (jes, der is!) Ai dun fink Ai cud stai awai frum ICHC fur bery lawng eber. Awl ur commintz mayde me crai IRL! Ai feel teh lurve! I knoe abowt teh trolls cSmall… is stinkee.

Ai am sorree abowt mai akkshuns. Ai am feeling cheeted owt ov the hollydais bekuz ov a lawt ov things, wun is my hoomin kiddies were sik .. fanks for mmembering tehm Abracatabra! Dey ar dooin well .. todai iz their furst dai bak at skool – dey were owt for a hool week! Soe, Ai am a liddle worreed bowt them, hopeng they ar feeleng gud, u know? Den, my mama an daddy ar spendin the hollydais wiff my sissycat, so dey ar far far awai nao, an Ai miss dem. Iz nawt so much the misseng them, but the fakt that dey wull be gone fur Crissmus.

Soe yess, Ai know abowt crabbee todai!! Well, nawt soe mutch “crabbee” as juss feeleng PLEH! Do not want! Want happee feelengs!

Teh groop snorgle iz shur helpeeng! Whyle Ai wus awai, Ai nappeded awn the coutch wiff mai lellow lab goggie, Mango. Her tayks up lawts ov ruum, but iz ok bekuz her keeps me warm an iz a nice snorgle. Awl this snorgling is mayking me purr… Fank u ebrywun!!

***purrrr***

By: patticlan

patticlan — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:12:54 +0000

kitkay, that so great!!!

By: patticlan

patticlan — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:11:44 +0000

Ai joins groop snorgle

*snorgle snorgle, purrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrr snorgle*

By: EClairL

EClairL — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 23:06:47 +0000

Valley of the Dolls ref FTW!

By: abracatabra

abracatabra — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:57:27 +0000

Well, not even teh grinch could resist all our groop kyoootnesses!!!

By: RevWaldo

RevWaldo — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:54:29 +0000

ai sarree ai ruynd xmas…again…

By: Elvis

Elvis — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:51:32 +0000

Orson Wells kitteh be cawlin fur Rosebud, but kewt liddle bebe kitteh hims named Olivur, so duzzent lissen.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:48:28 +0000

LOLZ!
Nebber min…dat stayne wills furevver remynd yew ob teh totul kewtness ob teh bebe kitteh.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:45:27 +0000

Doan no, ais bin doin teh “W” ting. But we’s awl heer nao!

By: philene

philene — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:41:19 +0000

no need to act babbeh kitteh. u awl reddy doorable.
den mabee oranj kitteh lern dourable nowt want edder.

By: Elvis

Elvis — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:39:45 +0000

Ai finks teh grupe snorgle is purrfec fur dis fealing wes awl haz.
Brilyint idear, abracatabra!