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sparkle neeley sparkle !!!
(kitty in background)
“the only hit that comes out of a helen lawson show is helen lawson and that’s ME, baby, remember?”
Valley of the Dolls ref FTW!
Look. They drummed you right outta Hollywood! So ya come crawlin’ back to Broadway. Well, Broadway doesn’t go for booze and dope. Now you get outta my way, I got a guy waitin’ for me.
That’s a switch from the f4gs you’re usually stuck with!
At least I never had to MARRY one!
YOU TAKE THAT BACK… [pulls off Helen's wig while scuffling] oh my God, it’s a wig! HER HAIR’S AS PHONY AS SHE IS!
Wow…what’s with the Shrek kitty in the background? : )
looks lyke a rlll SOURPUSS!!!
da Grinch kitteh,
the widdle kitteh is cindylou kitteh.
it’s Helen Lawson, and she’s not into booze and pills !!!
Aye bet her fays iz full uv fashun!
FURST!!!!
I’m fursty, 2, gotta find my wadder bowl. brb.
*smack*
NO!
Ha. An iffn u eben FINK ur furst, u hafta come up wiff sumfing betterer to sai dan just “FURST!” Pleh.
srsly - and I came up w/ a f-ing valley of the dolls quote, from memory, on a moments notice - so there
“Then I heard she went to Paris to make art films. [laughs] Art films? Nudies! That’s all they are. Nudies.”
but stend - yoo ar teh ultra-clefur. No wun else can doo what yoo can do. But - as Teho never sayed but almoast did (ai think) - wun must at leest trai!!!
ok, ok fwends. let’s juss let teh votes do teh talking, ok? no rools!
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ok, sum rools:
dont curss. explicitlee.
be nyce. eben if yu dont lyk a fursty cawler
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did i sai be nyce?
Ai am nawt getteng a bery nyce vibe frum ICHC todai .. am nawt feeleng gud abowt beeing heer an reeding commintz… peeple ar sayeng they ar “annoyed” wiff lolspeak, oar makeng nastee commints. Do not want! Ai will be gone fur a whyle so u dun need worree bowt me saying “Pleh” to fursty cawlers.
ICHC iz suppost tew bee a happee playce, but iz nawt bery happee todai! (Dis is nawt teh onlee pikshur dat has commintz dat mayde me feel dis wai!)
Bai fur a whyle… mebbe Ai com bak tomo… toom .. dai affer todai.
pleez cum bak! i hoap yu dont think i wuz maeking mean at yu!!!!
there were sum trolls around todai 4 sure - pleez dont stai awai! we has to be heer to maek ICHC teh happee playce we want…rite?
Aww…it’s da ‘bah humbug bluez” Doan let it get you!
I’m not so good at lol but wanted to say I can see why kitteh in background upset … Now new kitteh grab attenshun! Not like!
Doan feel bad, zippycat ;-D
u makes teh praktiss and den u be master of lolspeek
iz der a rite way an a rong whey too spell wurds rong?
jus wunnering.
kthnxbuy
Nooo! We lurves da Zippycat! Is a Monday fore a holiday, an everybuddys off there game!! Weez all crabby…But is ok, zippY!!
PS., do ur chickletts be feeling better??
How ’bout a group snorgle to make it all better??
***snorgle purr snorgle rub***
Ai finks teh grupe snorgle is purrfec fur dis fealing wes awl haz.
Brilyint idear, abracatabra!
Well, not even teh grinch could resist all our groop kyoootnesses!!!
Ai joins groop snorgle
*snorgle snorgle, purrrrrrrrrrr purrrrrrrrrr snorgle*
Awww … Ai caymed bakk juss tew see if der wuz anudder kyoot kitteh (jes, der is!) Ai dun fink Ai cud stai awai frum ICHC fur bery lawng eber. Awl ur commintz mayde me crai IRL! Ai feel teh lurve! I knoe abowt teh trolls cSmall… is stinkee.
Ai am sorree abowt mai akkshuns. Ai am feeling cheeted owt ov the hollydais bekuz ov a lawt ov things, wun is my hoomin kiddies were sik .. fanks for mmembering tehm Abracatabra! Dey ar dooin well .. todai iz their furst dai bak at skool - dey were owt for a hool week! Soe, Ai am a liddle worreed bowt them, hopeng they ar feeleng gud, u know? Den, my mama an daddy ar spendin the hollydais wiff my sissycat, so dey ar far far awai nao, an Ai miss dem. Iz nawt so much the misseng them, but the fakt that dey wull be gone fur Crissmus.
Soe yess, Ai know abowt crabbee todai!! Well, nawt soe mutch “crabbee” as juss feeleng PLEH! Do not want! Want happee feelengs!
Teh groop snorgle iz shur helpeeng! Whyle Ai wus awai, Ai nappeded awn the coutch wiff mai lellow lab goggie, Mango. Her tayks up lawts ov ruum, but iz ok bekuz her keeps me warm an iz a nice snorgle.
Awl this snorgling is mayking me purr… Fank u ebrywun!!
***purrrr***
hope everrywon, including yoo, feel awll better soon : )
Hi zippycat - glad ur purring noaw.
At least we can come heer noaw - for teh 4th tiem dis yeer the fones and innerwebs in mai nayborhood wer down 4 10 dais; teh copper from teh wires was taked. Depending on teh predjoodiss ov who joo speke 2 it was dun bai
1) teh Polish
2) teh travellers
3) teh Nigerians
4)teh druggies
Iz PC grouch - I no care abowt teh efnissitee ov teh ratbags, I jezt hope Rudolph poops in there stawkings!
But now I can see teh pretteh kittehs agen an catch up wiv teh lovely Cheezpeeps an awl is well agen - well almost.
Glad ur kittens r feelin better - mah sistah’s 2 yungist has teh chest infexions 2. Need Dr Tinycat.
Oops fergot to fank L Beeeze and wish many happys
no interwebs foar 10 dais !!!!
dat wud be wai past awfullll !!!
glad yur back !!
Oze, peeplez be stealin ze copp-purrrs, anny? Sounds liek place I knowz in Balti-roar…
Deer Gabo - ai think yoo ar noo heer. Pleeze to nawt bee thinking taht peepl donut liek yoo - it iz awnlee taht yoo shouted “furst.” Ov corse yoo can - but tehn yoo getz teh low burgerz becuz we liek to hav teh peepl in this posishun be az clefur under preshur az tehy can bee.
Taht’z awl.
Liddel kitteh beware: big bruder kitteh are watching Uz
O, I naut worried!! Hymns jus jell-ous ‘cuz eye iz SO MUSH KEEEYOOTER!!!
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake!
…SantaCat is coming to town!
heez bringin bags ob kittehz
jore liddle gurls and boiz,
Cuz kittehz R mush bedder
dan any stoopy toiz!
teh mamaz an teh papaz
kant mayke dem awl behave…
‘cuz kits an kids awl know dat,
mom an dad R kitteh slaves!!!
kitkay, that so great!!!
fanks so mush, pc!1!
I want to add a disclaimer that cats and other pets are not always the best choice for presents, esp. for young children who are probably not mature and responsible enough to take care of a living animal. (chicks and ducks for Easter are esp. irresponsible gifts!)
But, I think that a kitteh would make a joyful Christmas surprize for the kiddies if the parents are committed to the care of the animal, and to teaching the children how to treat the cat, too. Another option could discussing these things in advance, and then picking out the kitteh together.
In the spirit of giving–YOU could also be the Christmas present for a needy kitteh! Joy to you and joy to our furry kitteh friends!
if dat iz posible wood be teh bes prezent 4 bebe kitteh:
foreber hom!!!
ai sarree ai ruynd xmas…again…
Wudn’t dat be ’santapaws’ or ’santaclaws’? ^_^
He’z rite behine mee izn’t hee?
OMG I am SO not going out with him. blair, quick - let’s head for the food court
wee fynd tootie dare ‘n’ mayke funn uv herz brayses?
parentul kitteh duz not aproov
Someone took pitcher i upload to burgerbuilder and make better lol dan me ;-; i admit deres is much much much betterer, but somehow feel dat out of several submission over last week, one would make it to voting page before knockoffs be making it…
m_m - iz dey yer kittehs? oooooh. teh kyoot! wut did teh bebe do to luk so much in trubble?
sry yer submishes dint maek it.
i submit lotsa stuff dis week, is ok, i maek mores!! i is determined!
I iz impresst!!!
dorable tiny kitteh meks dorable mischeef! groan-up kitteh r gellouz n distinkly less dorable.
Def!
Deses kittehs r lyke teh bigges contr…conras….teh difrunt kines in awl wais.
mai big kitteh is distinkly sumtymes, too. himz no kuvvers himz poopoos berry good.
oranjkat sez….”oh shure…evrywon make cutezies and nizies wiff da kitten…
I wuz widdle once….
juss yew wayt widdle one….one day….you be n bakgrown……bein all grumpy.
juss yew wayt.,….
I has soft-spot 4 teh big, ol, fatteh grumpeh kets. Dey seem to invite teh schmoo bai denying teh schmoo.
toadally gree….
you asked for it grumpykins……big ooooolll schmooo, right on da whisker pouf.
ya, mah kitteh, mr.handsome REX alwez b teh grumpz arownd teh yung’inz, butt I lubbz himz teh moast, cuz him finks Im himz hyoomin, so him b cuddlefull wiv meh
but…but…teh orinj ones is pooooiiiiisiiin!
Temple Grandin sez taht orinj kittehs R genetikally dispozed 2 bee moar luvable.
(Iz troo)
Act… iz… wurkin!
*kitteh looks down penitently*
I srry!
*lookz up out ob korner ob hiz I to sea if hiz akt is wurkin*
Is it just me or does that big yellow cat have Voldemort eyes?
U is not the ownly 1.
I skerd!