Dr Tinycat to the OR
STAT!
so cute my head sploded. Kitteh Howser, MD is rushing to save this kitteh.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: toe-knee
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Kawaii!
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Iz Japahneez 4 “kyooooootttt!!!”
Weely? Ai nebber herd dat! Bery neet!
Ai nebber herd dat needer! dat kewl!
Teh moer u no!
Thanx fur explanin that to peeps, Darrkwolff!
dat be veewy kul!
oooooo deh pooors r nomming
Iz purrfec commentz! Eye gibz u bunchsez ob burgerz! Gud job on getting de Top Spot Susan!
Thanx!
Neva got it be4!
I only got it once, and that was the one that got buleted. *sobs at the injustice*
He is indeed megakawaii, and all cute babykittehs shall now be known as Dr. Kawaii Tinycat.
Yay! that kity is who i willz axe fur if iz evar in dere…
Go Dr. Tinycat! weeeeeee3ee!
speeking ob Jampanees, yoo just MUST sea dis video on Yahoo if havent, I neerly fell ober wen I saw it–gud fing I am lying in bed!!! OMGBBQrlly
I kannot figgur out how to send teh link–try yahoo.com videos–featured (at this moment) video–what happins wen a dog and cat fall in love…
haek yesh!
(by wich i meen ‘is verri kyootkyoot)
Teh kitteh is so cute(kawaii)lol
Plz to note: Dr. Tinycat not gettin far wifout bof frunt paws on deh flawr.
gotzta hurriez….
ceiling cat needs meh !!
quikly nurce! push 10ccs of catnip!
how am I supposed to operate without opposable thumbs ???
Is Grey Kitteh’s Anatomy?
WANT
Cute kitteh is doing her roundz and seeing all the pashunts in recobery wardz that
the CCC bringz
dat could cauz mejor relapz – makes head splort allll ober agin!!
*grabs CHRG (wdoi)*
SPLOOOOORT!!!
Whew – jus in tyme!
Soooooo much kyuteness!
*hands Handicat several new CHRG(wdoi)*
Wow! CCC will b bizzee wif dis won!
*mop, mop – throws CHRG(wdoi) up in air for everyone to catch – makes note to order more*
Gosh fanks ManfredMom! Wif teh “Busted” an dis wun mah furste evah headsplort was imminent! God timing and good aim!
Whoops! i meen good timing.
*ketch!*
*blo, blo, blo*
*skweek, ptwang*
*t-a-e-p, t-a-e-p*
dere, nao ai reddy tu see Dr. Kyootie!
*sploort!* iz ok, i haz mai CHRG (wdoi) awn. fanks MM!! yu saveded mai braynez!
(pweez cud ai hab a liddl hotchoklit?)
Wun hot choklit fur moe, comin rite up! Here joo goes. Careful, is berry hot. Nao put yer feets up an Ai will tuck dis sawftee blankie aroun joo.
Ittle kitteh too koot fer wordz….Want….
dr tinycat must be the world’s greatest surgeon; only one arm and no thumbs!
instead of dancing for susan, will make snow angels outside in her honor, then don’t have to worry about falling down after the dansing, we’ll already be on the ground!
Pointy bits work better than scapels?
kittehs no need scalpels, kittehs have untrimmed claws. x_x prefer folgers to wake up.
she be so talented, she cans do da surgury
one paw tied behinds her bak.
she uses her sharpy liddle teef wif mush talent, like wunnerful mouf-painter artists due!
Kawaii
ai’m a liddle layte, jjtucker, but ai think snoanjels ar a grate idea! ummmmmm – salleh an stend an moe an onceajinx an awl thos Florida peepl an . . . you’re just gonna haffta purrtend.
Ai goes awt nao an trows maiself down in mai lufflee 14 inches ov sno an maeks a nice snoanjel fur Susan!
Mebbe teh Florida peeps can makes teh sand anjels.
iz been kinda raney heer fur teh past 2 daze……uhm ranyne anjil ????
dont fink dat wood werk…….an mud anjil….??? ah ….no…..
sdo ai gess ai’ll jest hab to do teh “standin sno anjil”
*jumpz up an dwon wabin mi armz an jumpin ..legz in an legz oawt*
……well iz bedder dan nuffin
wait yeah! Dey’s not jumpin jax, dey’s air anjils!
ai maekz teh preetend snoanjilz heer fer Susan. Mai koleegz at wurk iz wunderin whut i’z doin. ai eksplainz dat itz fer teh cheezpeeps. Nao dey luukin at me liek ai stoopy. sum peepl jus dun gedit.
enny hao, ai hoap yu awl’z keepin warm dere in teh 14 eenchiz ub sno! JCH4K an awl teh uvver cheezpeepz in teh koald plaizez, donut fergit tu kiip teh sawft blankiez an hotchoklit handi et awl tiemz. an a shot ub egnawg in yr brandi halpz, tuu.
Eggnawg in teh brandy? I has been doin it bakwerds! Is mush bettr yer way.
Him’s just yittle dokter.
iz Kitteh Howzr, M.D.
Kyootness iz veddy thura-tehra–gud fur whut ailz u!
except, apparently, our brayns!?!
cun getz nuu braynez cellziffen you goez 2 theece playce. Plush Brain Cell siteiz modcloth.com
yesh! splortin is gud exserzice fur teh brainz! even better wehn teh brainz piks up cat hair fm where tehy splorted to…
Doze scurbs too big fur Dr Tinycat… he bettah go bak and ask Hawtlips for anotha pair
MASH refrense iz gud!
Wut u calls kitteh hu gragiate medicul skule lastest? Doktur!!
dis wun oviuslee cudda gotted bi on hims luks
Or mebbe he seein all kitteh’s in teh bariCatric wards havun tummeh tuks?
eben douh fayled teh Arroganse med skool admissun test–kitteh haz no “god syndrome” ushually rechoirored fore to B a doktur!
In annuver shawking tailz of medical malpractices,
Dr Tinycat admits, “I made u sum stichez.
But i lefted mai cheezburger insides thems.
Plz to stay still while i fetchez mai skalpel.”
dr tinycat iz goin to halp da kitteh from da last picshur. noo, nawt da small 1 – da ovver kitteh undress – undramesti- missjuged teh powr of ceute. who new – evn angrei kittehs can splort!
Wantid: Dokter Floofy in the eksam rume, u r very much needid fer hugs an snuggles. Kthxstat.
“Kthxstat” FTW!!!!
Aye expeshally liek teh floofynesses dat be excaping owt teh bak ov Dr. TinyCat’s kollar. Dose floofynesses promis meny snorgles.
yesh, iz teh kyootist!
ai don’t noes wat teh madder wif me dese daz…..ai stoppeded bi teh libbary so ai cood printz oawtz teh jobz ai thot mite be wun to tri fur…an FORGOTTED my RARG….
clickeded awn dis pitture annnnnnn.
*SPLORT*
awl obber teh libbary !! an oh mi teh lukz ob disgust ai am gedding !!!
*sigh*
dat iz wun cyute kitn…..taht tale……ai fink iz a rudder…….
KLEENUP *gets lukeded at by librarianian* ehem, kleenupatbookshelf 1 an 2 an 3 an …
Dat’s ‘lolbrarian.’
Oook?
oh, noez! iz sorry! did u get anny on da buks? dey taeks away ur liberry card if u splortz on da buks! liberrians iz not verreh undrstanding abowt fings liek dat.
i iz lolbrarian an i unnerstand kompleetly…..u shoud see bak here in da workruum…..braiyns everywere frum luukiin at lolcats in brake!
Is ok! Teh smartie librinarians puts teh books AWAYS frum teh interwebs! Den jus needz 2 sponj offs teh pooters!
Anodder wun to add to teh Rools ob teh Lybrary:
1)Silence!
2) Donut retern buks layter tahn teh larst dayt stamped
3) Donut innerfeer wit teh naychur ob corsaluty
4) PLEES TO NAWT BE SPLORTIN AWN TEH BUKS! Kthxbai
fergib me ambercat, but ai canna tranzlayte “corsaluty” inoo werd mai brayn noes in non-lolspeek. pleez to be halpin’ mee!
“Causality” – is teh Library Rools in teh Terry Pratchett buks, cos of “L-space”
OOOK! Ai red taht Terry Pratchett haz erly onset Alzheimers dizeeze. Plz to snd him heeling thots and mebbe Dr. Tinycat, too.
i fink it iz prononzed ‘cauze all it tea.’ it meanz how stuf happnz dat maeks ovver stuff happn. da rule meanz u shud not change da order arownd so de effektz happnz bfor da cauzes, liek frum trabbelink in tiem. is gud rule! innerfeerin wif corsaluty is dayngerus!
lulz, sorree, i tipes verreh slowlee wen i iz typink lolspeek. iz nawt mai naytiv langwage.
dat’s k, is bery gud splanation
*nods*
Bere gud lolspeek 2, cant tel ur nawt naytiv.
OK, close your eyes and imagine The Librarian of Unseen University encountering this kitteh in his library.
Mebbe someone innerfeered (again!) an this kitteh is teh result of another ‘magical accident’ in the library
i fink he would like dis kitteh.
the Librarian knows DEATH lubs de kittehs and dis kitteh wont eat heems bananas or try to read de werds offen de buks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Nw6TTIGAI was the sort of scene I had in mind. I can just picture the wizards hunting the kitteh, and the Librarian hiding him under his desk.
en telling de kitteh “no” wen he gets too cloz tew de buks what are chayned, bite, or tew cloz to the L-Spacez
Ohhhh!!! DMarie – taht is so KYOOOOOOT! An so troooo.
Ai lurves ur comment bout redding de werds offen de buks…..Ai hab dis brayne pitchur of tiny kitteh sitting dere lookin at teh buk and teh de werds jus go slippy sliding offn teh edgeys.
akshually taht happeneded to me wun dai at skool,……waz a lawng tyme ago (OMG der she goes agin ) ai waz ina Caffolic gurlz skool, an de dai befor me an a fren went hikin ina mountunz behin teh skool (an droppeded a liddle LSD……welll ai SED ai waz a wile chile, an ebberywun ai new waz doin dat) aniwai…..
teh next dai at skool, awl teh nummers awn my algebra test gotz up an walkeded of teh papur and den across teh desk, dwon teh sid ob teh desk, acrosses teh floor and oawt teh door……
dint do too well awn taht test ai fink….
*whispers* Here, Salleh, has sum hot choklit. Donut let teh lolbrarian sees it. Nao, unobtroosivlee put yer feets up on teh CPU, sit bak an relax.
oh fank u Miss Dawn,…… dat helpz alawt !
de stoopy WP eeted mi “fank u” to u Miss Dawn…….so ai tryz agion
“fank u ” Miss Dawn, ai fink taht helpz alot……
dr. tinycat famus for his bedsyde manner. maykes all teh pashunts feel betterer.
dr. mcteeny…”tehy makes us intrns werk lonng hors. i has not had a nap in 15 minnits! but i has 2 rush 2 treeajj……sum kitteh has OD’d on teh nip agenn!!”
dR Tinycat speshilist in the hedsploot repayrs!
He caint fixes me!
He put mah hed bak togever..
An den I lookin at himz agin…..
*SPLORT*
I hope mah inshurins cubber dis
reepeete injuree!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action/#comment-143849
rut roh! indeed!
Purrhaps we needz a splort-prevenshun device. The CHRG (wdoi) ar gud fur containin teh hedsplorts, but mebbe a vaksinashun wud be gud?
I can has antibodies?
Dis kitteh mayde me feel lawts betterer!! He bery gud doktor. But den, juss wen u feeleeng betterer, u notiss kyootness, and *splort* … gud fing ur wiff a doktor.
Kitteh is purrfe…porfish…has much edumakation in teh kyoote! and in teh head splorts sez, “where is da CHRG (w/doi)”
Eye am worl (ICHC worl) re-nowned Doktor Tinycat
an eye can’t seam tu getz de scrubs dat fitz rite.
PLZ tu be findin mee a taylor dat kan makez mee a smawler shurt!
Oh an sum pantz tu plz! An maybi wun uff doez leetle hatz tu keepz da hairz owt uff da pachuntz een surgeriez. Plz tu bee leavin nuff ruhm fur mye earz.
mebbe i can help yu.
we can has snorgle…er…mesurment tyme nao? i needs two. no, six fittings at leest.
I thinx u needs a sisstent for mesurment tyme, i vawlunteer
IANAD
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ianad
an noaw IANSK
butt…
ICNFK
meening
I
AM
Not
So
Kewl
butt….
I
Can
Now
Fake
Kewl
thx, DM !!
CPRTC
Cheez Peepz R teh Coolest!!!
KKKHS
Kewt Kittehs Kaws Hed Splorts!
tanx fr teh link!!!! us ole peeples apreeceeats dis info, speshullly doz uf us huu r addicted to the dixshunary
Dr. Tinycat 2 deh ICU — Intensive Cuddle Unit — so Iz can snorgle U for 3 secondz before my hed – SPLORTS!!!!!
bowt tyme wee gotz won en da staff heer. wid awl the xtra splort-esings ICHC shud getz moar sertifyd praktishunners lyk Tinycat. also supplys bery low on CCC(wdoi).
Hai, philene:
Chikkun Hedd Rubber
Glubs wiff draweengz awn demz willz
beez heer verreh sune
Awllso habz lawtza
Dukkt Tayp, koko andz choklitz
4 t3h CCC
Fowndz sum Urll Gray, Red
Zingurr and Kamomeel 4
doaze akrawss t3h pawnd
Jack.
Fank u Jack
In cases ov teh shawk
Tee alwais helps. Iz mebbe
gud 4 teh splort.
Ju can keep teh tee
U is kind to offer butt
Ai prefers choklit
Ferget teh choklit
And teh tee,too. Ai can has
teh ginantonix?
ai kno ebbreywon will lyke thair tee bedder wen ai add sum “hee.”
Jack – I haven’t told you lately how much I love you! Purrs from Manfred & Ayla!
Bawtull Brush Bebbee
Kitteh fixxez ebbeefeeng
wiff Purrz andz a smyle
Bebbee Kitteh no
needz skrubs. Holadz Kitteh ober
payshunt 4 CAT skan
No emurrjenseez.
Hewminz juss fellz bettah wenz
Kitteh iz arownd
Jack.
CAT skan !!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
lurve it, Jack
BRB, goin sue 4 malpracteice
this commint added for conveeneeince…
(to get “reply to this commint” link in commint above)
***SPLORT***
iz owkai. da CHRG (wdoi) sabed me frum da mess uv sport…but Dr. Tinycat iz da coootest yiddle biddy kiddy EBER.
Whut cane? Meez needz no steenkin’ canez!
Dr. Tinycat can haz Vike-odin?
There’s a doktor in teh House!
I’m chargin mah defibrelater!
CLEER!
*KA-CHUNK*
no lik using defibrelater – maik mai fur all poofy.
im noe a doktor
but i plays one on TV
Doogie Hawser kitteh sez ‘im noe doktor, but Iz plaiz one on da innernetz’
*splort*
Hep me, Doogie Kitteh!!
im a grad studnt, not a docter, Jim!
Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a… wait, i AM a doctor!
hehe…dat wuz a good wun…’U has no sneez gard on teh salad bar! I wil get u fr dis, Kirk!”
Duz dis kitteh has big contrakt wif NBC? It shood!
o fur chryssayk – i puts teh commnt on rong pic – teh wun wit teh baybee Jebus an rat and royalteez tipes.
Heers wut i sed –
I acktaully no a doc namd…..wayt fur it……KITTY! Wayt til i sho hur thsi!!!!1~
is not funny
Nooo! Nawt funneh. Just so darn kyoot it maekz yur hed splort beegtiem!!!
too coote Kitty gives you Cute injeshuns
HALP! Iz deding from kyute ovrload!!
*twitch*
I thot of teh Skrubs act JD and Turkz alwayz pull… teh tallestest doktor in teh wurld. Tink how cuteeeeeee if tey bez holdun teh cutestest and tiniestest doktor in teh wurld… Doktur Kitty!
ai goes to med skool wit kitteh. duryn mydturm xam it ax “how manee bones in haynd?” i forgets. luk ovah at kitteh an he poynts at his paw n mouts “14″. so ai ryts it doan. ai luks up aftawurds – he rong bai 13 bones! ai trak him doan an yel “u eediot! der’s 27 bones in humyn haynd!” kitteh smaks his hed. “oh dat rite – der’s 14 bone in kitteh paw.”
Purrhaps joo shud not get exam answers from kittehs no moar.
U is a M*A*S*H fan? So much awesome! If peoplz don’t get dis, is a M*A*S*H episode called “Hawkeye” wher Hawkeye tellz storee about skwirrel giving hims wrong answer. He wuz verry mad at skwirrel!
D’oh! Teh episode was callded “The Most Unforgettable Characters.” I wuz wrong b/c I was 2 distrakted by tinycat!
Dr Tinycat is the purrfect antidote to Oscar the Death Predicting Cat.
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/25/death.cat.ap/index.html
What’s teh kitteh’s tv show called? House Cat? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ya see cause it’s a kitteh dressed as a doctor and there’s this tv show about a doctor called House, so you get House Cat It’s funneh cause it’s ironic, don’t you see? Never mind.
now i am on teh flor lmho ! house cat! gaa hah ahah ahahaha haahah ahaaah ah ah !
I hope he dudnt haff kyraki. or teh GUILT. Dr. Stilez’s an exprt on taht kinda stuff.
I phail so much in taht gaem…
Hims nooro… noor… brane surgin for to fix teh headsplorts.
who dared not give tiny cat 5 chzburgers??!!!
Meh hart iz hertin so bahd tday only Dr Tinycat kin halp meh. Wunderd if ne1 elz iz needn kitteh’s medikal etten..atentt..er treetmnet. Dont kno en1 at NIU but haf a kitteh at nother skool an all mommakats feel teh pain.
Sry iz meh nawt sekund tyme eveh ta post on webz an ai nawt be gud at lolspeak. But teh peeps heer awaz seemz so carin. need snorgles an luvz todah.
OMG OMG OMG OMG XDDD EEE! *Squee!* EEE! Tinycat! Save me! :p
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*
Everytime I see this pic my head splodes!!!!!!
qt litl kittehkat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv teh little kitteh
mah little kitteh
i would trust him wif teh sergikel tules!!!!!
awwwwwwwwwww!
Tihs kittoon iz sew Qte I am absulutlii PAWzitivlii SLEIGHED.
SLEIGHED, ai telyu!
*Fawlz daown moshunless*
awww ^.^ thats sooo cute!
lol
Bestest. Lol. Eber.
cool and fab.
Hurry Dr.Tinycat! teh kitteh iz not gunna last ny lunger!
(I not fluet in LOLspeak, srry
)
Dr.Tinycat teh pashnt neidz 20 c.c.’s of cheezburger nao!
Ys! Doc. Tinycat! it neds ur halp! no kows how 2 mak good lolz. ne sugestins?
So….. cute….. must…. adjust….. CHRG………
Whew. Dat wuz klose.
cutee *_*
iz hangin out @ hospital this vry cute lolz