Dr Tinycat to the OR
STAT!
so cute my head sploded. Kitteh Howser, MD is rushing to save this kitteh.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: toe-knee
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Kawaii!
??
Iz Japahneez 4 “kyooooootttt!!!”
Weely? Ai nebber herd dat! Bery neet!
Ai nebber herd dat needer! dat kewl!
Teh moer u no!
Thanx fur explanin that to peeps, Darrkwolff!
Iz purrfec commentz! Eye gibz u bunchsez ob burgerz! Gud job on getting de Top Spot Susan!
Thanx!
Neva got it be4!
I only got it once, and that was the one that got buleted. *sobs at the injustice*
He is indeed megakawaii, and all cute babykittehs shall now be known as Dr. Kawaii Tinycat.
speeking ob Jampanees, yoo just MUST sea dis video on Yahoo if havent, I neerly fell ober wen I saw it–gud fing I am lying in bed!!! OMGBBQrlly
I kannot figgur out how to send teh link–try yahoo.com videos–featured (at this moment) video–what happins wen a dog and cat fall in love…
haek yesh!
(by wich i meen ‘is verri kyootkyoot)
gotzta hurriez….
ceiling cat needs meh !!
quikly nurce! push 10ccs of catnip!
how am I supposed to operate without opposable thumbs ???
Is Grey Kitteh’s Anatomy?
WANT
Cute kitteh is doing her roundz and seeing all the pashunts in recobery wardz that
the CCC bringz
dat could cauz mejor relapz - makes head splort allll ober agin!!
*grabs CHRG (wdoi)*
SPLOOOOORT!!!
Whew - jus in tyme!
Soooooo much kyuteness!
*hands Handicat several new CHRG(wdoi)*
Wow! CCC will b bizzee wif dis won!
*mop, mop - throws CHRG(wdoi) up in air for everyone to catch - makes note to order more*
Gosh fanks ManfredMom! Wif teh “Busted” an dis wun mah furste evah headsplort was imminent! God timing and good aim!
Whoops! i meen good timing.
*ketch!*
*blo, blo, blo*
*skweek, ptwang*
*t-a-e-p, t-a-e-p*
dere, nao ai reddy tu see Dr. Kyootie!
*sploort!* iz ok, i haz mai CHRG (wdoi) awn. fanks MM!! yu saveded mai braynez!
(pweez cud ai hab a liddl hotchoklit?)
Wun hot choklit fur moe, comin rite up! Here joo goes. Careful, is berry hot. Nao put yer feets up an Ai will tuck dis sawftee blankie aroun joo.
Ittle kitteh too koot fer wordz….Want….
dr tinycat must be the world’s greatest surgeon; only one arm and no thumbs!
instead of dancing for susan, will make snow angels outside in her honor, then don’t have to worry about falling down after the dansing, we’ll already be on the ground!
Pointy bits work better than scapels?
kittehs no need scalpels, kittehs have untrimmed claws. x_x prefer folgers to wake up.
she be so talented, she cans do da surgury
one paw tied behinds her bak.
she uses her sharpy liddle teef wif mush talent, like wunnerful mouf-painter artists due!
ai’m a liddle layte, jjtucker, but ai think snoanjels ar a grate idea! ummmmmm - salleh an stend an moe an onceajinx an awl thos Florida peepl an . . . you’re just gonna haffta purrtend.
Ai goes awt nao an trows maiself down in mai lufflee 14 inches ov sno an maeks a nice snoanjel fur Susan!
Mebbe teh Florida peeps can makes teh sand anjels.
iz been kinda raney heer fur teh past 2 daze……uhm ranyne anjil ????
dont fink dat wood werk…….an mud anjil….??? ah ….no…..
sdo ai gess ai’ll jest hab to do teh “standin sno anjil”
*jumpz up an dwon wabin mi armz an jumpin ..legz in an legz oawt*
……well iz bedder dan nuffin
wait yeah! Dey’s not jumpin jax, dey’s air anjils!
ai maekz teh preetend snoanjilz heer fer Susan. Mai koleegz at wurk iz wunderin whut i’z doin. ai eksplainz dat itz fer teh cheezpeeps. Nao dey luukin at me liek ai stoopy. sum peepl jus dun gedit.
enny hao, ai hoap yu awl’z keepin warm dere in teh 14 eenchiz ub sno! JCH4K an awl teh uvver cheezpeepz in teh koald plaizez, donut fergit tu kiip teh sawft blankiez an hotchoklit handi et awl tiemz. an a shot ub egnawg in yr brandi halpz, tuu.
Eggnawg in teh brandy? I has been doin it bakwerds! Is mush bettr yer way.
Him’s just yittle dokter.
iz Kitteh Howzr, M.D.
Kyootness iz veddy thura-tehra–gud fur whut ailz u!
except, apparently, our brayns!?!
cun getz nuu braynez cellziffen you goez 2 theece playce. Plush Brain Cell siteiz modcloth.com
yesh! splortin is gud exserzice fur teh brainz! even better wehn teh brainz piks up cat hair fm where tehy splorted to…
Doze scurbs too big fur Dr Tinycat… he bettah go bak and ask Hawtlips for anotha pair
MASH refrense iz gud!
Wut u calls kitteh hu gragiate medicul skule lastest? Doktur!!
dis wun oviuslee cudda gotted bi on hims luks
Or mebbe he seein all kitteh’s in teh bariCatric wards havun tummeh tuks?
eben douh fayled teh Arroganse med skool admissun test–kitteh haz no “god syndrome” ushually rechoirored fore to B a doktur!
In annuver shawking tailz of medical malpractices,
Dr Tinycat admits, “I made u sum stichez.
But i lefted mai cheezburger insides thems.
Plz to stay still while i fetchez mai skalpel.”
dr tinycat iz goin to halp da kitteh from da last picshur. noo, nawt da small 1 - da ovver kitteh undress - undramesti- missjuged teh powr of ceute. who new - evn angrei kittehs can splort!
Wantid: Dokter Floofy in the eksam rume, u r very much needid fer hugs an snuggles. Kthxstat.
“Kthxstat” FTW!!!!
Aye expeshally liek teh floofynesses dat be excaping owt teh bak ov Dr. TinyCat’s kollar. Dose floofynesses promis meny snorgles.
yesh, iz teh kyootist!
ai don’t noes wat teh madder wif me dese daz…..ai stoppeded bi teh libbary so ai cood printz oawtz teh jobz ai thot mite be wun to tri fur…an FORGOTTED my RARG….
clickeded awn dis pitture annnnnnn.
*SPLORT*
awl obber teh libbary !! an oh mi teh lukz ob disgust ai am gedding !!!
*sigh*
dat iz wun cyute kitn…..taht tale……ai fink iz a rudder…….
KLEENUP *gets lukeded at by librarianian* ehem, kleenupatbookshelf 1 an 2 an 3 an …
Dat’s ‘lolbrarian.’
Oook?
oh, noez! iz sorry! did u get anny on da buks? dey taeks away ur liberry card if u splortz on da buks! liberrians iz not verreh undrstanding abowt fings liek dat.
i iz lolbrarian an i unnerstand kompleetly…..u shoud see bak here in da workruum…..braiyns everywere frum luukiin at lolcats in brake!
Is ok! Teh smartie librinarians puts teh books AWAYS frum teh interwebs! Den jus needz 2 sponj offs teh pooters!
Anodder wun to add to teh Rools ob teh Lybrary:
1)Silence!
2) Donut retern buks layter tahn teh larst dayt stamped
3) Donut innerfeer wit teh naychur ob corsaluty
4) PLEES TO NAWT BE SPLORTIN AWN TEH BUKS! Kthxbai
fergib me ambercat, but ai canna tranzlayte “corsaluty” inoo werd mai brayn noes in non-lolspeek. pleez to be halpin’ mee!
“Causality” - is teh Library Rools in teh Terry Pratchett buks, cos of “L-space”
OOOK! Ai red taht Terry Pratchett haz erly onset Alzheimers dizeeze. Plz to snd him heeling thots and mebbe Dr. Tinycat, too.