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Mai kitteh duz dat also.
cngatulaishuns on not secnd! Wii do piret danse 4 u!!
Yo ho ho & a botle uv rum!
Kitty wan a cheezburga!
kraker R mush pleh!
cappin readbeerd says no can danse…
but i cin hobble rownd own mah pegglegg !
Danks! Ai dun meen kitteh eated parrots, she lieks to sit on my showdler.
Ma beeg kitteh wood be hanging owt on ma shudder awl day lung but Beau are waying 25 of the pounds. Wii bote miss dat.
Yo ho, haul togedder
hoyst da colourz hi
heave ho, thievez an beggarz
nebber shall wii dye!
*danses hornpipe*
But, whi iz de rum gone?
Ai lubz Jonee Dep!
Mah kitten doeses dis too, wi calls her “shoulder cat”
Wuz kyoote wen dey b littel kittehs, rite? Den later, wen dey r big kittehs, not so kyoote.
Mai Granma had a chikin taht did taht. Srsly!
wut?? teh chikn let a cat sit on his sholdr?
Yup! Well, ok, noe akchully. Teh chikin sat awn mai grannie’s sholder. It had teh wun leg.
Der used 2 b guy heir in Chicago wit a chikin dat libbed on hiz haid, undr hiz hat. Wood taek chikin everwear. On da bus, in da stoor, everwear. Daniel Pinkwater uzed 2 rite abote him.
maybee bedder dan dat rubber-chiggen head fing yuz gots (whut iz dat awl about NE-ways?)
u puts da chickenheadrubberglub(wifdrawingonit) on ur head to keep ur hed frum splortin wif da cyoot. U can puts duc taep om it toow, fur estree purtecshun. Fur reely kyute pics u miet need a swim cap-naow I cant’ memver da how dat luks. Day keps dem stoked on da coot crash cart.
Aye gess yoo dunt eet a chikn liek dat awl at wunce, rite?
wizzee boe ty; skwertee flowr; rim shot!
Whut? Ur kitteh eets parrotz?
Whut, doan dey awl?
Sai, iz putty callded Polly mebbeh? Becoz dat wud meik cens. Iz kyoot putty kat, rilly, it iz ^^
Arrrr Pirate kitteh wantz yer booty!
Yer showldur, mah shelf….kaitks.
lazr cannon charged
an he wuz tastee an deelishush !!
mai boi. let me show u him.
sumtymez we plai pyrat.
Dis boi luks lak ma ex hubbee…. weerd….
But da kitteh iz much keyoot! Ayed let it sit awn myee sholdr!
Aargh I be the cappy of this ship
Swat to the cheek, turn left
claw to the shoulder, turn rite
sorta lyke rat-tat-tooie cukin
never saw that ratty movie yet…gots to rent…was it good?
HEELARIOUSH
an’ funneh tu
awlsew kinda taystee.
ai liked that Pixar had Dinner:Impossible kum an fix teh dishes two. Linguini actually nawt that bad uv a cuk.
Kitteh qwieter den parot. Jus purrrr nawt sqwack!
my deer sweet kitteh neber meowz–hymnz awlwayz screemz at cha rill laud, doan gno Y
(burp)
Dis iz mah hyoomin
I controls him wif a tutch ov mah paw
Hewmin shoalldurr iz
purrrrfekkt 4 Kitteh. Bettah
dan t3h Windo Sill
Liddill Wun maykz himz
shoalldurr awllwayz free 4 meh.
Mai Purr enshurrz dat
Wenz Liddill Wun duz
himz Hoamwurk. Iz tyme 2 fynd
annuddurr Hewmin
Jack.
With a nice Cianti and some fava beans….
*shlulululullups*
Clareeeeece….
Dat’s a COON cat!
It’s a LIDDLE coon cat, piteet even, but da fays luks just lyk mi Ernie!
Ernie not showldr kitteh.
Ernie ways twennysiks pownds.
Wud be dislocayted sholder kat!
in moares than wun way!
sholder: dislocated
kitteh: dislocated frum sholder
Y U knot sit on teh kitteh’z showlder–a snippet on a kitteh, nyce imaj.
Cuz I way, oh, just a liddle moar dan twennysiks pownds.
…
Okay, a LOT moar.
‘cept – waytaminnit – wer’s da eer tufts?
Maybe a coon miks, not a full coon.
I’d much rather have this beautiful Maine Coon than a stinky parrot any day!
Pawwot NOT stinky, smell of luvely, luvely.
Noooo! Bad kitteh be eating teh parrot!
sum BIG parrotz be arzkickin kittehs too.
Speak softly, and carry a laser cat mounted on your shoulder.
Eet Parrot nao. Save hooman foer lator.
oh noes! watch owt liddel kitteh. hyoomin sez hem eetes da aneemals!
*ot – duz tihs boy luk lyke the won back wid da donkee “hay sup”?*
is middl size boi- tehy awl lluks teh same.
I want a pikachu to ride around on my shoulder. I guess a taser weilding kitteh will suffice.
ya, kittehz be likken n nibblen teh foodz a lot befoar tehy ackshully eatz it.
This boy is tre hot … He should call me sometime. Yumm.
And when I’ve digested that damn parrot, it’s going to be “here kitty kitty kitty, supper Time”. Have to skin it first. Too damn fluffy. Hairs get stuck in my teeth.
ok so no joke, the person in this picture looks EXACTLY like me. like exactly. its creepy. anyone know the guy’s name so i can like… see if he is my clone?
dude.
hahaha.
my kitty does that too!