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teh erlee yeerz
OMG! How dids dey get into our fambly album? mabee they threatens sumone…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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howz you puts piktures on typeriter?
i can has foto-chop?
librarey payste, staypuls, sooper gloo, or duck taype mite do teh trick
U hav tu MAEL dem oud tu yer whole maelinlizt. A cupple adda tiem!
1. taek teh funneh pikchur
2. Go 2 teh 24-hr. fotoshop sitn n midl ov teh A&P parknlawt 2 git pikchur deve…div…maded
3. Get pikchur frum 24-hr fotoshop sitn n midl ov teh A&P parknlawt
4. Typ up capshun awn peec ov 8½” x 11″ typn paypr
5. Cut capshun owt wif sizzurz
6. Payst capshun 2 pikchur yoosin cleer gloo
7. Tayk fumtak n pin 2 bulltinbord
8. Go bak 2 24-hr fotoshop sitn n midl ov teh A&P parknlawt n aks 4 mor copeez ov teh pik plskthxbai
9. Repeet steps 4 froo 6
10. Mayl owt n nvlopz 2 ebbrybodee n ur fonbuk
11. Wayt 4 teh commnts 2 b mayld bak 2 u
Aaah! Thos wer the dayz!
Teh funnee thing iz - peepl reelee did it!!
Dam gud question
“howz you puts piktures on typeriter?”
i can has ASCII art?
lol
so I’m imagining ICHC like some variation of the old phone ‘chat’ lines, before phone s3x or the internet or friendster or ANY of that (you’d have to be REAL old to remember this), where you’d call in and there’d be other people on the ‘party’ line, so everything would have to be described - no pictures. so now we’d call in to ICHC, and cheeze would be like “OK: there’s a lolcat, and it’s standing on a typewriter…” and then we’d all make funny comments
Ai sumwut remmerz teh fone chat lienz. U calded teh 900 nummer…b 0.99 cheezburgerz a minit 4 furst 10 minits n 1.95 cheezburgerz 4 eech addishunuhl minit aftur. Ai dint noes dey descryb teh seenree 4 u…I fot u just talkded 2 hooevah wuz on teh lien. Ai remmerz sum partee lein or sumfin dat sliderz culd cawl n gotted a cartoon persun sai sumfing funneh…maynlee wuz rekordins ov cartoonz teh cartoon persun maeded. Ai fink lokul teevee stayshun had dat wif Woody Woodpecker.
uhhhhhh,cause of MAGIC!!!!!1!!!!!
I’m in your type-righter, looking for the “delete” key
Ah, Yes, the Early yeers - we remember them weel
offen wii sooner ferget, thow
An wee had to wawk free myles throo teh snow to go to skool.
Oenlee free myles? LUKSHURRY!
Wit no shooez. An eet wuz up hill, bof waiz!
Wew. I had too walk abowt wun, prollee. Sumtimes in teh Midwest cold it feelded like 3.
I member wunts I slid on teh ice an fell on mah back. I wuz like Randy(?) in Chrissmus storeh! I cuddunt get up! Wuz in middul uf street an yellin. Nobuddee wud cum out to help mee up. I wuz SO MAD wen i got too school late an #$%& attendunts ladee gibbed mee teh “look” wen I splained mah travelin trubbuls dat slippery slo day. Dat wuz wun ub mah erlee expeerientsus beein treeted like a liur juss cuz I wuz a kid.
Wew, Janet,I gess u tuched a nurve.
Janet, wut happened to Gayla?
I misses her.
Ai do nawt know. Purrhaps just verree bizzee rite nao. Ai misses hur too - sumthin feerce. Ai wish everywun wud doo liek thottee paws4thot an salleh did - they said they were going awai (an wai) so we wudn’t wurree.
Ov corse, at this time ov yeer, ai’m shur moast peepl ar verree verree bizzy indeed.
But ai do miss Gayla verre mutch. An SJ!! where is SJ? And Teho - he hazn’t been heer fur days. An ittehbittehkitteh. *sniff*
Yu menshoned ittehbittehkitteh a wile bak, haz EBERYWUN cheked poketz?
Hmmm - ai hav a cuppla coat in mai closet ai havn’t worn in a wile - ai’ll hav a luk.
an lolcatburglar, wherz lolcatburgllar????
ai’ll go luk up in teh high plases for LCB, u awl noes she does sumtymz getz stuk up in dat kind ob area….
*goes off to luk fur LCB while wearin stiltz*
an Romeow??? wher he???
whudabout mummrick??? heez been mum L8tly, 2
oh! u guis is maken me miss eberibuddy!!!ah guess wii awl just goin cycles as tew wen wi can sit an listen an tawlk an we wi gotta dew ovver stuff. hai Salleh an Janet! dowant be lonlee
salleh, romeow bee a she.
Oh, yesh, ware is mah udoppted dawter, ittehbitteh?
Dis place reminnes me ub teh awful place I TAHNFULLEE got fired frum! I wud luuk arown an say…Uh, ware is so and so?! Dey is gone!
So aweful!!!!
I lubs dis sweet lublee wunnurful site and teh peepul. Peepuls cum and go. I hatez dat.
If u ugree…..link a site on ur name. (doan need wurdpress to doo dat…click on mine, for example…its mah site) Den peepuls, if dey like u, can bookmark ur site, an nebbur loose u. .
As u gets older u miss peepul…
Janet…..
u lissening?
Yes, ai’m lissening, But - ai don’t reelee know hao to get a site. Or whut to do wif it. Awl the sites i have luked at (yours included) luk so prettee - wif links awl over the place. Where did yoo get yours? Ai meen - when yoo sign up fur wun - yoo get - a blank page? Tehn what?
In otter words, ai am a compooter dunce. Ai asked mai clefer neice Jenifur abowt it - and she just cryptically sayed - yoo need a theme. Oh. I thot. An I saw taht moast peeple indeed to hav a theme.
Maybee, wehn Joe (Jennifer’s compyooter geek wunnderful husband) is heer fur Christmas he can halp me.
So - in the meenwhile - yoo meen - I shud come to yur site - an sign in? ai’ve never dun taht, ai don’t think. An then yoo know where ai am?
Ai just don’t know hao it werks. EEEKK!
Oh - ai am older. ai miss peepul. Sooooo menee ov mai gud frenz hav died. Wuns ai alwayz thot ai wud romp off into awld aj wif. *sniff* Kathleen - yoo maed mee crai.
But ai don’t want to lose yoo - tell me what to do. Click awn your site - and then?
go to members.yahoo.com
wif the www and the http an all dat
You will see a place to click on near teh top to join.
Dis will cawse a profile where you can doo all kins of stuff, including adding your contact info.
Email mee if u have qweschuns.
cynic32@yahoo.com
k, sorreh, ditch teh www part.
Ai hav sent yoo an email.
Hmm, ai maded u a commint but WP eated it. Sumware der is a bery bery witty an luvly post from me respondin to JCH4K’s consern as tu where ai wuz. Maybe WP will hork it up agin later. NEwai, ai is heer but unforchewnitly teh reel life is gettin in teh wai of teh virchewal frenz an kittehs. Is a beotch when dat happens. Ai will stop by when ai can an happee festib seesun (oar other- or non-denomnomnominayshunul cellybrayshun of ur choice) tu awl!
SJ - we unndertands compleetlee taht reel life can get in teh way. Mine duz too. (but ai guess noone wud know it rite nao!) Just so long as yoo don’t go away furever. But purrhaps yoo cud get a site, too - liek Kathleen sayed. Tehn, even if yoo cudn’t bee heer, we wud - nawt feel yoo were loast furebber. Oar - yoo cud quikclee joyne teh cheezfrenz (as yoo know, click awn Dmarie when she is bloo) -
But ai will hoap WP will hork up yur luvly poast. It’s just - well - u gave me mai pitchfork fur mai umblrellee. Ai use it awl teh tiem nao. Maeks yoo verree speshul indeed!
Aww. Janet, dat’s so sweet. Ai is blushin. Ai wud set up a site but ai is far too owld and stoopie to do dat - ai used to unnerstand teh compewters but dat was back in 1987. Nao is diffrent matter. Nao ai do nawt eben unnerstand mai mobile fone. Is bery sad, ai is toadally teh saim as kitteh in teh erlee yeerz..
Ai will chek owt teh cheezfrenz - ai duz nawt no wat dat is eider. Rly, is merkle ai gets owt ob teh hows sum days.
Unnderstand yur mobile fone?? Ai duzzent even hav wun!! An the site to set up - Kathleen says it is eezy = ai hav vishuns ov this beeg blank paige wif just mai nayme awn it. An peepl wud be clicking (maybee) awn mai bloo nayme and thinking ???????. Hao embarassing wud taht be?
ai cannawt beleev yoo ar too awld and stoopee to do enething - but ai am glad to heer it. Ai wuz thinking ai wuz the awnlee wun!! An yoo must be waaaaayyy yunger tahn ai am.
Ai must say, ai had a bit ov trubble signing up at cheezfrenz - ai’m shure it is verree eezee - but nawt fur mee! But if ai cud so it, so can yoo. Ai hav awnlee poasted a cupple ov times there - time being teh factor, nawt desire.
But wunce yoo ar there, DMarie and DivaGeek know hao to find yoo.
Or - heer’s a thot. Ai don’t wish to seem pushee or get in yur purrsonal spayce, if yoo see what ai meen, but yoo cud send Kathleen an email too. An she nao haz my email an cud send yoo it. Tehn, if suemthing happens - we cud still bee in contakt. An ai cud say - hey, SJ, ai’m coming to London - has yoo time to meet fur tea?
Ai will awlways maek time for tea! But ob corse at short nowtiss ai may onlee hav mai second or therd best hat awn. Ai is lukin for blu DMarie - let’s see hao dis goze!
Mai fingerz and toesies ar awl crossed fur a sukcessful sign-up!
and oh, Kathleen - ai am sorree taht you fawled on yur bak an cuddn’t get up. Iz liek taht awn ice sumtimes!
But I reelee did hav to walk wun mile - and in Michigan! Well, Southern Michigan. But stil, . .
But ai don’t ever remember the fawling. That wud bee awful. But sumtems we wud jump in teh reelee deep sno (in teh ditches) and it wud bee over ar heds - and we did hav a devil ov a tiem getting out!
whi dint u jest bring ladderz ???
Well - we wuz walkin to skool, moastlee. Or hoam frum skool.
welllll iz a lawng tyme (groan) sinse ai libbed ina snowy plase…..but seems to me dat ifn fawlin in snow obber ur hed iz part of teh jurney …….well ladders shood be part of stuff to carri to skool……
u noes….ina moawrnin,
Mom “now Janet do u hab ur skool bag? ”
Janet “check”
Mom “ur lunch?”
Janet “check”
Mom “ur milk muneez?”
Janet “check”
Mom “ur warmly jaket ?”
Janet “check”
Mom “ur ladder fur climin oawt of sno driftz?”
Janet “???????????”
salleh - taht is reelee verree funnee!!
yahbutt, maine-lee teh latter part wuz funn.
OK ai is replyin to JCH4K’s post a lawng way bak up, but i cannawt reply direkly apparentlee. Ai is still heer! Sawry ai did nawt say but ai has been bery bery bizzy wiv stuff inklewdin teh Chrismuss shawpin, teh Chrismuss wherindehelldidaiputtehdeckorayshuns, teh Chrismuss hoovrin an teh festiv cleaninobtehbaffroom. Ai has awlso been gowin to concerts an behayvin laik a tee najer (ai eben went “woo!!!” in public an waived mai arms in teh ayr an ai is far too old to be doin dat sort of ting) an doin teh werk when ai has teh spaer time. Awlso Mr SJ has teh man-flu an ju awl no wat dat meens. So ai has nawt had mush taim to come heer an play wiv awl teh cheezpeeps an snorgle teh virchewal kittehs. Ai will visit wehn ai can!
Oh - ai see, ai see. I am going throo teh Chrismuss wherindehelldidaiputtehdeckorayshuns rite nao!! At this festive tiem ov the year it is only natchural taht nobuddee has ene tiem at awl!
Sorree Mr. SJ is sick. ai most sincerelee hoep he iz bedder soon!
Sorree to bee teh werreewort!
It’s doing it rong–wear’s dat stoopy ctrl/alt/delete thing?
I gess dey no had buk-shelfs bak den, too. I see dey mayde dem frum cardborde in teh olden dayz.
wooden chew no it?
Still, seems to hav teh fylin under bedder kontrol tahn me! Wher’e teh teeterin pyls ob, errr, Stuff?!
yes - whar ar the teetering pyles? No fun wifaut tehm.
hay–Janet–I fote U were teh oreganizing type?
teetering pyls IS organysed - yu shud’ve seen it before!
Ai am - but nawt papurrwerk! Beeg events - piece ‘o caek. Papurrwerk - nawt so mutch.
were iz teh Kursed kurser?
U no can has kurser, dis not glas terminl. but warz “VIEW” key?
didn tink any1 wud get mai dekwriter joke
i doant