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teh erlee yeerz
OMG! How dids dey get into our fambly album? mabee they threatens sumone…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Patrick
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teh erlee yeerz
OMG! How dids dey get into our fambly album? mabee they threatens sumone…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Patrick
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
howz you puts piktures on typeriter?
i can has foto-chop?
librarey payste, staypuls, sooper gloo, or duck taype mite do teh trick
U hav tu MAEL dem oud tu yer whole maelinlizt. A cupple adda tiem!
1. taek teh funneh pikchur
2. Go 2 teh 24-hr. fotoshop sitn n midl ov teh A&P parknlawt 2 git pikchur deve…div…maded
3. Get pikchur frum 24-hr fotoshop sitn n midl ov teh A&P parknlawt
4. Typ up capshun awn peec ov 8½” x 11″ typn paypr
5. Cut capshun owt wif sizzurz
6. Payst capshun 2 pikchur yoosin cleer gloo
7. Tayk fumtak n pin 2 bulltinbord
8. Go bak 2 24-hr fotoshop sitn n midl ov teh A&P parknlawt n aks 4 mor copeez ov teh pik plskthxbai
9. Repeet steps 4 froo 6
10. Mayl owt n nvlopz 2 ebbrybodee n ur fonbuk
11. Wayt 4 teh commnts 2 b mayld bak 2 u
Aaah! Thos wer the dayz!
Teh funnee thing iz – peepl reelee did it!!
Dam gud question
“howz you puts piktures on typeriter?”
i can has ASCII art?
lol
so I’m imagining ICHC like some variation of the old phone ‘chat’ lines, before phone s3x or the internet or friendster or ANY of that (you’d have to be REAL old to remember this), where you’d call in and there’d be other people on the ‘party’ line, so everything would have to be described – no pictures. so now we’d call in to ICHC, and cheeze would be like “OK: there’s a lolcat, and it’s standing on a typewriter…” and then we’d all make funny comments
Ai sumwut remmerz teh fone chat lienz. U calded teh 900 nummer…b 0.99 cheezburgerz a minit 4 furst 10 minits n 1.95 cheezburgerz 4 eech addishunuhl minit aftur. Ai dint noes dey descryb teh seenree 4 u…I fot u just talkded 2 hooevah wuz on teh lien. Ai remmerz sum partee lein or sumfin dat sliderz culd cawl n gotted a cartoon persun sai sumfing funneh…maynlee wuz rekordins ov cartoonz teh cartoon persun maeded. Ai fink lokul teevee stayshun had dat wif Woody Woodpecker.
uhhhhhh,cause of MAGIC!!!!!1!!!!!
I’m in your type-righter, looking for the “delete” key
Ah, Yes, the Early yeers – we remember them weel
offen wii sooner ferget, thow
An wee had to wawk free myles throo teh snow to go to skool.
Oenlee free myles? LUKSHURRY!
Wit no shooez. An eet wuz up hill, bof waiz!
Wew. I had too walk abowt wun, prollee. Sumtimes in teh Midwest cold it feelded like 3.
I member wunts I slid on teh ice an fell on mah back. I wuz like Randy(?) in Chrissmus storeh! I cuddunt get up! Wuz in middul uf street an yellin. Nobuddee wud cum out to help mee up. I wuz SO MAD wen i got too school late an #$%& attendunts ladee gibbed mee teh “look” wen I splained mah travelin trubbuls dat slippery slo day. Dat wuz wun ub mah erlee expeerientsus beein treeted like a liur juss cuz I wuz a kid.
Wew, Janet,I gess u tuched a nurve.
Janet, wut happened to Gayla?
I misses her.
Ai do nawt know. Purrhaps just verree bizzee rite nao. Ai misses hur too – sumthin feerce. Ai wish everywun wud doo liek thottee paws4thot an salleh did – they said they were going awai (an wai) so we wudn’t wurree.
Ov corse, at this time ov yeer, ai’m shur moast peepl ar verree verree bizzy indeed.
But ai do miss Gayla verre mutch. An SJ!! where is SJ? And Teho – he hazn’t been heer fur days. An ittehbittehkitteh. *sniff*
Yu menshoned ittehbittehkitteh a wile bak, haz EBERYWUN cheked poketz?
Hmmm – ai hav a cuppla coat in mai closet ai havn’t worn in a wile – ai’ll hav a luk.
an lolcatburglar, wherz lolcatburgllar????
ai’ll go luk up in teh high plases for LCB, u awl noes she does sumtymz getz stuk up in dat kind ob area….
*goes off to luk fur LCB while wearin stiltz*
an Romeow??? wher he???
whudabout mummrick??? heez been mum L8tly, 2
oh! u guis is maken me miss eberibuddy!!!ah guess wii awl just goin cycles as tew wen wi can sit an listen an tawlk an we wi gotta dew ovver stuff. hai Salleh an Janet! dowant be lonlee
salleh, romeow bee a she.
Oh, yesh, ware is mah udoppted dawter, ittehbitteh?
Dis place reminnes me ub teh awful place I TAHNFULLEE got fired frum! I wud luuk arown an say…Uh, ware is so and so?! Dey is gone!
So aweful!!!!
I lubs dis sweet lublee wunnurful site and teh peepul. Peepuls cum and go. I hatez dat.
If u ugree…..link a site on ur name. (doan need wurdpress to doo dat…click on mine, for example…its mah site) Den peepuls, if dey like u, can bookmark ur site, an nebbur loose u. .
As u gets older u miss peepul…
Janet…..
u lissening?
Yes, ai’m lissening, But – ai don’t reelee know hao to get a site. Or whut to do wif it. Awl the sites i have luked at (yours included) luk so prettee – wif links awl over the place. Where did yoo get yours? Ai meen – when yoo sign up fur wun – yoo get – a blank page? Tehn what?
In otter words, ai am a compooter dunce. Ai asked mai clefer neice Jenifur abowt it – and she just cryptically sayed – yoo need a theme. Oh. I thot. An I saw taht moast peeple indeed to hav a theme.
Maybee, wehn Joe (Jennifer’s compyooter geek wunnderful husband) is heer fur Christmas he can halp me.
So – in the meenwhile – yoo meen – I shud come to yur site – an sign in? ai’ve never dun taht, ai don’t think. An then yoo know where ai am?
Ai just don’t know hao it werks. EEEKK!
Oh – ai am older. ai miss peepul. Sooooo menee ov mai gud frenz hav died. Wuns ai alwayz thot ai wud romp off into awld aj wif. *sniff* Kathleen – yoo maed mee crai.
But ai don’t want to lose yoo – tell me what to do. Click awn your site – and then?
go to members.yahoo.com
wif the www and the http an all dat
You will see a place to click on near teh top to join.
Dis will cawse a profile where you can doo all kins of stuff, including adding your contact info.
Email mee if u have qweschuns.
cynic32@yahoo.com
k, sorreh, ditch teh www part.
Ai hav sent yoo an email.
Hmm, ai maded u a commint but WP eated it. Sumware der is a bery bery witty an luvly post from me respondin to JCH4K’s consern as tu where ai wuz. Maybe WP will hork it up agin later. NEwai, ai is heer but unforchewnitly teh reel life is gettin in teh wai of teh virchewal frenz an kittehs. Is a beotch when dat happens. Ai will stop by when ai can an happee festib seesun (oar other- or non-denomnomnominayshunul cellybrayshun of ur choice) tu awl!
SJ – we unndertands compleetlee taht reel life can get in teh way. Mine duz too. (but ai guess noone wud know it rite nao!) Just so long as yoo don’t go away furever. But purrhaps yoo cud get a site, too – liek Kathleen sayed. Tehn, even if yoo cudn’t bee heer, we wud – nawt feel yoo were loast furebber. Oar – yoo cud quikclee joyne teh cheezfrenz (as yoo know, click awn Dmarie when she is bloo) –
But ai will hoap WP will hork up yur luvly poast. It’s just – well – u gave me mai pitchfork fur mai umblrellee. Ai use it awl teh tiem nao. Maeks yoo verree speshul indeed!
Aww. Janet, dat’s so sweet. Ai is blushin. Ai wud set up a site but ai is far too owld and stoopie to do dat – ai used to unnerstand teh compewters but dat was back in 1987. Nao is diffrent matter. Nao ai do nawt eben unnerstand mai mobile fone. Is bery sad, ai is toadally teh saim as kitteh in teh erlee yeerz..
Ai will chek owt teh cheezfrenz – ai duz nawt no wat dat is eider. Rly, is merkle ai gets owt ob teh hows sum days.
Unnderstand yur mobile fone?? Ai duzzent even hav wun!! An the site to set up – Kathleen says it is eezy = ai hav vishuns ov this beeg blank paige wif just mai nayme awn it. An peepl wud be clicking (maybee) awn mai bloo nayme and thinking ???????. Hao embarassing wud taht be?
ai cannawt beleev yoo ar too awld and stoopee to do enething – but ai am glad to heer it. Ai wuz thinking ai wuz the awnlee wun!! An yoo must be waaaaayyy yunger tahn ai am.
Ai must say, ai had a bit ov trubble signing up at cheezfrenz – ai’m shure it is verree eezee – but nawt fur mee! But if ai cud so it, so can yoo. Ai hav awnlee poasted a cupple ov times there – time being teh factor, nawt desire.
But wunce yoo ar there, DMarie and DivaGeek know hao to find yoo.
Or – heer’s a thot. Ai don’t wish to seem pushee or get in yur purrsonal spayce, if yoo see what ai meen, but yoo cud send Kathleen an email too. An she nao haz my email an cud send yoo it. Tehn, if suemthing happens – we cud still bee in contakt. An ai cud say – hey, SJ, ai’m coming to London – has yoo time to meet fur tea?
Ai will awlways maek time for tea! But ob corse at short nowtiss ai may onlee hav mai second or therd best hat awn. Ai is lukin for blu DMarie – let’s see hao dis goze!
Mai fingerz and toesies ar awl crossed fur a sukcessful sign-up!
and oh, Kathleen – ai am sorree taht you fawled on yur bak an cuddn’t get up. Iz liek taht awn ice sumtimes!
But I reelee did hav to walk wun mile – and in Michigan! Well, Southern Michigan. But stil, . .
But ai don’t ever remember the fawling. That wud bee awful. But sumtems we wud jump in teh reelee deep sno (in teh ditches) and it wud bee over ar heds – and we did hav a devil ov a tiem getting out!
whi dint u jest bring ladderz ???
Well – we wuz walkin to skool, moastlee. Or hoam frum skool.
welllll iz a lawng tyme (groan) sinse ai libbed ina snowy plase…..but seems to me dat ifn fawlin in snow obber ur hed iz part of teh jurney …….well ladders shood be part of stuff to carri to skool……
u noes….ina moawrnin,
Mom “now Janet do u hab ur skool bag? ”
Janet “check”
Mom “ur lunch?”
Janet “check”
Mom “ur milk muneez?”
Janet “check”
Mom “ur warmly jaket ?”
Janet “check”
Mom “ur ladder fur climin oawt of sno driftz?”
Janet “???????????”
salleh – taht is reelee verree funnee!!
yahbutt, maine-lee teh latter part wuz funn.
OK ai is replyin to JCH4K’s post a lawng way bak up, but i cannawt reply direkly apparentlee. Ai is still heer! Sawry ai did nawt say but ai has been bery bery bizzy wiv stuff inklewdin teh Chrismuss shawpin, teh Chrismuss wherindehelldidaiputtehdeckorayshuns, teh Chrismuss hoovrin an teh festiv cleaninobtehbaffroom. Ai has awlso been gowin to concerts an behayvin laik a tee najer (ai eben went “woo!!!” in public an waived mai arms in teh ayr an ai is far too old to be doin dat sort of ting) an doin teh werk when ai has teh spaer time. Awlso Mr SJ has teh man-flu an ju awl no wat dat meens. So ai has nawt had mush taim to come heer an play wiv awl teh cheezpeeps an snorgle teh virchewal kittehs. Ai will visit wehn ai can!
Oh – ai see, ai see. I am going throo teh Chrismuss wherindehelldidaiputtehdeckorayshuns rite nao!! At this festive tiem ov the year it is only natchural taht nobuddee has ene tiem at awl!
Sorree Mr. SJ is sick. ai most sincerelee hoep he iz bedder soon!
Sorree to bee teh werreewort!
It’s doing it rong–wear’s dat stoopy ctrl/alt/delete thing?
I gess dey no had buk-shelfs bak den, too. I see dey mayde dem frum cardborde in teh olden dayz.
wooden chew no it?
Still, seems to hav teh fylin under bedder kontrol tahn me! Wher’e teh teeterin pyls ob, errr, Stuff?!
yes – whar ar the teetering pyles? No fun wifaut tehm.
hay–Janet–I fote U were teh oreganizing type?
teetering pyls IS organysed – yu shud’ve seen it before!
Ai am – but nawt papurrwerk! Beeg events – piece ‘o caek. Papurrwerk – nawt so mutch.
were iz teh Kursed kurser?
U no can has kurser, dis not glas terminl. but warz “VIEW” key?
didn tink any1 wud get mai dekwriter joke
i doant
Ai’m heer, rite in frunt ov mai ‘puooter. Whar did yoo think ai wuz?
well, eye swear!!!
whut, yoo meen dat ebery time I kneed to find teh definishun of a werd, I haveta open a beeg, hevy buk? Wierd!!!
deer santa
plz gimme sum catnips an sum skweeky toiz an sum chzbrgrs
k thx bye
cheez
*santa lubs awl teh liddle kittehs–he will bring yU yore nips, toiz an brgrs, an thrwo in a gnu scritching poast.*
Gnu sez: Ow! Cut it out!
eye promice dat eye’ll B sleepin nyce an kwyet wen U kumes–naut a peep!
i can has ‘delete’ key?
gud deal–I no needs dat stinking ’spel chek’ anyolewayz!
wear iz teh @ @ ?????
k1: whut yoo meen?
k2: Joo know–wearz teh at at?
k1: whut you meen?
whos awn furst, whuts awn sekund and i doan kno is awn thurd…
whut R U gitting at?
skywalker pwned da @@.
mann, itz hard 2 press dese keyes. Am eye gonna hafta cut my poynty endz?
DON’T WANT!!!!
“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”….nah
“it was a dark and stormy nite”…. nah
i know….i will take funny pics and make up captions for them, and i will post them…on the corkboard…and take votes to see if really good wuns….
an denn, eye will celebrayt buy eteing cheezy-burgers!!!
AN Danzin – don furged de danzin!!
oh hai i revised ur novel
it needed moar catz and moar lolz. iz better nao.
Kitteh maekin teh touchie-typie nao.
now all i hastuh do iz wayt till sumwun invents teh innernets
Al Gore! where u iz? hurry ups wif teh inventing already!
l Gore invented teh innerweb?! AND is saevin teh planit? WOW!
onlee makes cents; whut gud iz a innerweb wiffout a planit?
Taht’s tru – wut gud’s ennefink witowt teh planit! Get owtah yur cars an awn yur byks! Stop frowin stuff awai! Maek cow’s stop pooting! Yus less lectrikery! Shop local! An fone yur Mother!
Make cow stop pooting….that’s a money maker rite there if u kin do it….mebbe cowbee belching it out instead.
Teh sheeps cannawt belch oar poot so dey can blow rite up ifn dey has teh tummy ake. Is troo.
An parsley is poysonus to sheeps – anodder gud reeson nawt to eet it!
Im in ur manyooskipz
Editin dem wif mah fayse
whew! at least it wuz wif teh fayse dis tyme!
tabbee werks hard on his turm papr, but tinkeeng he’ll probly get annudr C b-cuz uv speleeng an grammr.
I iz on ur type riter making submissons
i rlly hopes tehy gets publisht, I rlly hoap sew!
typewriter kat r old skool. yay typewriter kat!
Cat-lyk tie-pin detektid!
mai memwurz, I writez them!
Teh treees Ai clymed; teh berds Ai cort; teh goggies *shudder*; an teh snorgles – awlwais teh snorgles!
Deer Farder Krissmuss,
Ai donut nede ennemoer presents (Ai’d rarder plai wit teh bawks, enneewai) but plees send a Very Happy Krissmuss, and Fabluss Gnu Yeer to awl mai cheezfrens:
Ambercat an bSmall (and cSmall) an CrazyOldLady an Dogbotherer an Elfinugget an…..
Froyd an Gober an Hyla’s Brook an. . .
an J4K an manfred_mom an M_M an teho an salleh an stend….
an TonyJames an SJ…..
an paws4thot an DivaGeek an DMarie an romeow an doctorcat an
Tribble an Princess Mu an woodchuck an TC&AC an Maus an teenie an Kathleen an. . .
Mellisa an Patrick an lolcatburgler an thisncat an Duffy an gascatnmomcat an CrazyOldLadee. . .
an ittehbittehkitteh (mebbee she’s werkin awn teh kommitteh….) an D.R. an Karen an Kitkay an Jajeh (IS he a Polish Grandad? Did we ever find owt?) an Jack Deth, teh Haiku Pote, an teh Invisible Commentator….
(ai dint even heer taht – interesting!) an Miss Foots an typingisnotactivism an Leaf an yippie an snafutti an Anukki an KickahaOta an Patrick . .
oh mi gudnessess ! ai hadnt relised der waz so miny ob uz !
WE A MOB !!!!!
an MM, we cant ferget our wun an onli ManfredMom…!!! she berry importunt rund heer…
We dint – she’s way up awn top! (ai’m starting to feel liek this ought to bee in Gregorian chant or sumthing)
an onceajinx(B!) an iamhoff an kiwican an handikat an homescribe an rodney dill and buggin2go and shera (kittehvet) an LuvBJones an. . .
oh hurray!!!! we are a mob!!! sew miny peeps awl lyken each ovver an laffn and sharin!!
merri hollydaze and Hannakuh an sew forrt an sew awn : )
oh yea an cat butt squirrel butt
an flartus an dapanferkitteh an Amethyst an kittehlurve an bubbyscranky an nika an BonzoGal an Johnson442 an BorisEvenWorse an Daisy the Curly Cat an HUMANSLAVE an SarahD and emme an. . .
Gayla34 an Mary O’spokn an teh Crapture an Cratz an bootawn an chewly an allergic2kitties an gladys an cmerry an infamousqbert an WannaSmile an thornius an publius an mumrik an moe an trskh an scarletkitteh an Cottleston Pie an julyisthebestmonth an 3rin an Zski and zippycat an. . .
an Menopaws, hoom we hasn’t herd frum lately
Rite – ai haddn’t furgotted her. Ai’ve still got a looooong list coming up!! But thankz fur the interjections. Brakes it up a bit.
an Reese Tora and lourdesmont an inigo an kitsurina an jeeves an cheez an suz an Daphne Moss an Daarkwolff an annyluvsprintie an LOLdemon an starling an Dustbunny an MizHizzyFitz an Teeter an. . .
an gremlin of teh big oranj paws
an MassCara an SallyAnnz, whu hanst bin heer fur a wile eever,
An Sangrail, anodder ob mai naybors heer in teenytiny Ingerland, an awl teh silunt lurkers ho havn’t pluckd up teh curij to post yet – com awn in; teh warters luvvlee!
Thankz guise. Every liddle bit halpss (but 3rin – ai think its sillieannz – bt we wudn’t want to furget her)
*big bref*
an whiskers an 3Heathens an Northern Hockey Fan an shaungirl an WolverineGirl an greasycat an catalogical humor an lowly grunt an scenester gates an jules an Paul an philene an idancescause izhappy and shyguy an wibble an geekypyro kc an diva an. . .
’steroid an Miss Dawn an floozie an healingmagichands and lynette an keogh an LyP an Dak an squidge an yankeeragu an RevWaldo an spykes_mom an two_kittehs an tunaonmymind and tesstricks an serra an pegataur an cheezburgler an. . .
an leaderoftheband an Jessarakitty an brainfire an sish an grammiekit an NathanaelB an Pixie an KD an Miz Kitteh an jenniffurr and Jennife an Kat an nige an Jude an Wally an sarakitty and twokittehlimit an addzkitteh an halfbeast an. . .
*anodder big bref*
sekhmet and Paul and Nick an Ivory Bill an Bill Lolgates an insanityeinside an babycakes an snippet an jacobo an tewornjkittehs an Hissy an Annie an260Oakley an purrsephone an poohbear3931 an Simpson an Gowaduv an Edo an Mama3kitteh an meg. . .
*breetheses deep* an Elvis an Missy an concious cat an thepetmuseum an deedee an lovchalriecat an mcsquare an PHelps an Jim a an Kristen an liz an Jen an Molly an Sez an poohbear3931 an skeppy an Erik and Eleanor an FloofyHat an. . .
Nobuddy menshen me, bud iz still sweet!
OOps! AI did gedda menshun! Ai so uzzed to bein inbizzible, ai didn see ai waz acshully menshened! Tank u! N hebbee hollidaze tu ebbry buddy!
Oh, iz der kweshun aboud ME bein Powish grandad? If der iz, ai naud! Nod Powlish nod granddad. nod ebben a guy.
An Janetcanhas4kittehs n Ambercat – ef nod menshuned above.
waow! dere be mannies cheezfrenz for sure! Wander wen de politictac….politicat…..candidate types be tryin to court de cheeze vote?
and to alla da cheezefrenz: Pleasant Seasonal Salutations (to cover all beleefs and viewpoints) and Merry Christmas to anywun elze.
JAJEH – taht is hilarious! An turtlol – yur Seasonal Salutations ar lufflee -butt teh list is nawt even close to being dun!
*Breethes deep*
an turtlol an ScotchAndMoreScotch an Tina an badger an Mikey! an(correkshun) addkittehz an binques an Dexaan an Todd an servant2Rani an 343GuiltySpark an gothkitteh an Neil an MarkDayComedy an Charity an dan an Mari an tanjicat an znspnr an. . .
AN wilf_brim an TehMadLirbarian an lunarmommy an K T Cat an drizzlesmom an Saska an Lora an crazycatlady an jjtucker an abracatabra an Toonces the draiving cat an falco an SarahR an. . .
AN SueBooCat an moiburger an Theresa an dwinn an saska an lovcharliecat an Kim an sanafabich an Cassidy an orangekittehservant an Cookie’s human an Clairean Kim an Kevin an Denise an Suz an snuglitoy an 6ToesCatsRule an. . .
AAAAANNNNNN lizet an snoo an Beppo an Felizk an tmgray an Snailady2 an minerva99 an broadcatsmews an dd an advoCAT an Sunnshyne an lizet an Mimicat an no1safe an Tharrick an Kat H an Brodiefurpants an Designer Kitteh an. . . .
Bagel of Everything an yvi-kitteh anpeagle an biskitmama an catservant and tenhousecats an Fionn and Turkeyburger (no relation) and carololz an kb an Po’zPplMa an Bannoch an PJ an haschen an Annie an jpet an Gladys an snorgler an. . .
AAAAAaaaaaannn Tucker an mystique an Two Silver Cats an pollosmoky an turbokitteh an juddypoos an snippet an minerva99 an Missy an naitkat an hooman an pokinsmot an Amadeus an Tolan an Jenny an Animalphiles Annie and Lala an Cat Dude an slythwolf an emily an. . .
Awww….datz Swuite!
o hai! thx 4 nyce thots!
mery xmas 2 awl– iz been writin final exams, wil need to chek 4 typos 2morrow B4 fotocopieng (do liek modern editing cappabillies)
Nao i gots to walk hoem, 2.5 milez in da nyce deep snow! onlee uphill on way to shcool… mainlee slyde hoem
sorree i hasnt been posting, am trrying to do less lurkin an moer workin
No hyres monkees. See, kittehs can type ur shakespere 2.
cool,hi my names brumm19,i like your site,maybe you could look at mine and tell me if you think its any good
Hai, burmm19. Ai reelee lieked yur site – but ai didn’t hav much tem to explore. Ai’ve got it bukmarked so ai can easilee go bak.
Ai, however, am teh last purrson who’s opinyun meens mutch, becuz ai am verree inexperienced in these things.
Boi, eef da cheezfrenz tought de had tu weight a looong tyme tew daiz ago fur a new picher….deyz gonna weight a rilli loooong tyme now!
tyme iza relative
an awlais bring frootkake
Eye can haz carbon payper tu sen diz owt tu everbodi?
true story: A few years ago, my friend walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk: “Do you have any carbon paper?”
College-age clerk makes a quizzical face and says… “What’s carbon paper?”
i fownded sum of dat stuff in an old boks eye had, an eye filed it in teh boks wiff my slide rooz. Neber know, maybee needz agin sumday.
Ai remmerz wen ai wurkd at Great Wal of China Mart n teh Elektronix dept a laydee askeded ware teh rekkurd playurz wuz. I lolled and sed we no has teh rekkurd playurz. Ai sed u can has dem at teh Pawn Shawps.
ai wood haf pointed her to the USB turntables…
(sold nao so u can transfer vinyl 2 mp3)
thos wernt arown yet…wuz in 1998 wen I wurkd at dat playc. Ai has a sawfwayr dat cleens up ur vynulz n konvurtz 2 mp3. U no needz teh USB…just regoolur toorntabl n plug thingy dat wil plug n 2 ur bawks. Ai useded a tayp dek as a bypass.
Eye maid mizztake, enni wun gotz de re-raser?
Or de mezzy widestuff? Don furged yagodda currect all de carbins,tu!
In the LAYTER erlee yeers yoo cud has whyte aut. Or layterer erlee yeers yoo cud has cartidge wif whyteaurtliek taype – use rite bakspayce kee and typeover.
HOWEVER, if yoo were in teh militaree sending a command letter – must bee purrfekt teh furst tyme. Manee of teh tax dollars wuz spent awn menee retypes whilst striving fur purrfekshun so sum colonel or general wudn’t has to has his eyez put aawt by lukin at an erashur.
Der waz also a taep u pulled off a role n stuck tu paper an typed over it. Ebbryone cud see der waz a curecshun. Sumtiems de taep fell off.
or his tightie whities (or were the army green) in a wad.
Janet, ya noes, wen u putz it dat wai……..GROWL !!! an sinse ai is onlii purrfekshunist whne ai am printin fotoes ina darkrum…an afferwerdz ai wood get oawt mi brush wif 3 harez to “spot” teh printz….
I fink iz partikularli stoopy to waist tyme awn nawt importunt sillinessess .
fooey..
yeah–an make odder peepz pay fur dis crayzeeness!
akshooally, Fransiskan Kitteh monks mayd illyuminayted ichc manyouskripts by paws in teh elebbent sentry
an arkeolojists hab found lolpics on sayber toof tyger cabes in frans,, sayin
me can has mammofburger
hahahaha!
Wow dat’s amazin! Espeshully since teh Francizkan kittehs did’t starts til teh 13th
sentury!! Time travell as well!
(Sorry for teh appearanz of mah inner buttpain troll – mah MA dissertation is onteh Franzicsan spirituality – wood be better wif more lolcats! and I luved dis commint)
annluvspriintie – ai wud luv to reed yur dissertashun. Alas, ai donut know mutch abaout teh Franziscan spirituality – but in theory, at leest, it wud seem to mee taht menee ov the LOLcatPeepl maybe has it.
Thank joo JCH4K – Iz reelly touched. It’s not going 2 well rite noaw, wif 1 fing an an otter (tose pesky otters) but Iz got till May so heer goes! Yes, I tink joor rite about teh Lolcat Peepl; the hart ov Francis was to see God in all of creation including us – espeshully teh ones noone els had much tiem for and to see God in all wivout being pantheistic is a hard trick to pull awf. ( No disrespekt to Daphne or enni otter pagans who may reed dis).
Oh, those psekee otters will getz yooo everee tiem! Butt May may do it. Ai hav a verree deer frend hoo alwaiz sayed to mee wehn ai wuz feeling overwhelmed bai sum projekt or teh otter (alwaiz popping up, those liddle critters) – he sayed – just keep chipping away at it an soon projekt will becum manajable. Gud advice – wish ai wud follow it moar offen! But wehn ai doo, it reelee duz werk!
so sad, kitteh is chasing H.
deer santa claws,
i can has cheezburger? and snorgles? lots of nipz and yarnz to playz wif?
kthanxbai
pleez 2 sind mee 2 a nyce snorgaly liddle boy or gull (prefeably wif a gud flaver. 2). I wood make a grate present. Promise!!!
The Cat’s Revenge – A Novel – - by Claude Balls
Woot! Woot!
Hewmin wurkeeng awn
Turm Paypurr. Verreh boareeng. Needz
helpz wiff edditteeng
Kitteh typez away.
No canz knoez whut him’z typeeng,
butz itz lawtza phunn!
Kitteh tellz verreh
furst “Lolcat” tayl ubz Meezurr
andz t3h Dusst Bunnehz
Meezurr Kitteh braykz
grownd awn wutz will eevawllv N2
ICHC loar
Jack.
Brefftaking!!! Jack – ai think yoo ar eevawllving too. Yoo just keepz awn getting bedder.
teh graffix were cut an paste wif sizzers an glu
kitteh has some serious BUNNY FOOTZ!!!
dis wai wurd procissen softwar wuz invenned: b/c kittehz wuld tyep liek kittehz awl teh tiem and ppl wuld hav 2 writ tehir dissertashun chapturrz AWL OVARR AGIN 3-4 tiemz and get sik ob dowin it.
yes … i stillz haz teh nightmares of typing mai thesis paper
nawt to menchun dat PawSense hadnt bin inv…env…thot ov yet.
U want 2 sayv ur wurk? Remoov teh payj frum teh typritur n refeed it thru laytur.
i knoez, rite? No PawSens, no detekshun of cat-liek tyeping. nd ib u savz ur werk dat wai, somtiemz *u* maek teh miztake n putz teh papor awl crookid, or tyep *on top* of wat u alredy roat. but i dunno, i liekz teh tyepritterz, mebbeh im jus a masokit, non
?
i did not no that a cat can type
it can’t but dat duznt stop it
diz so troo. kittehz cant play teh pianoez neithur, butt dat dozint stop Nora teh pianoez playen kitteh.
oh, don peeYano…awl teh lib-long day.,,
Ore Toonsis frum drivin a karr!
Kitteh ekksploarz t3h
Kee~Wapp Bawks. Paw pushez down
andz Kee Wappz paypurr
Kitteh lykez t3h sownd
ubz t3h Wappurr wenz Kitteh
hoaldz a Kee down hardz
Kitteh admyrz speed
ubz Wappurr. Kitteh’z paw iz
2 sloaw 2 stawpz it
Prittee “Ding!” bell stawpz
ebbeefeeng! Mebbee Kitteh
swatz levvurr fingee?
Jack.
Kitteh keepz hiz icanhascheezburger oldskulz!
KWERTY
purrfect!
One tings I miss aboot typwrity machines. Wenz I wuz in collebge, very very few male boi hooman types culd type. Wazn’t manly to takes typing in high skool, so I made lots of xtra monies typing paperz for stoopy bois.
ICHC: Behind teh Cheez
Warning: cat-like typing detected….
it was funny but if you want something really funny go to the original icanhascheezburger.com you’ll laugh your brains out
Typriter dosn’ work
I can has cheez buger insted?