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dis one i has now


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dis one i has later, k?

totally cute kitteh ^_^ has a fingers!

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Paul T

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  1. LBeeeze says:

    dey awll soez lushshush an tastee

    first won noaw

    seccund won ltr !!

  2. poconut says:

    In Soviut Rusha…

  3. Tribble says:

    Dis iz werez de needz da warnin bout da picher. Dis kitteh sew cute, everbodi needz tu put on dere CHRG (w/doi) befour de b lowed tu c da picher!

  4. awgoodkitty says:

    Fingur samich for appytizer! Nom!

  5. buggin2go says:

    **splort**

    • Ambercat says:

      And agin:

      mopmopmop,
      patpatpat,
      blobloblo’
      PTWANG!

      Brayns mopped up and patted bak in playce, CHRG(wdoi) inflayted an applyd. Go joyn Hyla’s Brook at teh HSPW; get well soon!

      • ManfredMom says:

        *MM fynlly arryvs wif CCC n nu CHRG(wdoi)*

        Hi eberybuddee! Ai hopes mah nu kitteh iz b dis kyoot!

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Oh, thank gudness yoo ar heer, MM – ai am still aut shoveling snow – an just pops in fur liddle bits to rest mai bak an nawt hav the hart attak! aiill haalp when ai can, but I’m nawt neer much.

          • salleh says:

            HI ladiez…..ai wood help but wen ai clickeded on teh site heer ……teh berry furst fing ai saw was dis ………behbeh…an *SPLORT* ………. shoot, ai gotz to lern to put the CHRG (oar the RARG, for teh hollidaiz) BEFOR ai luk at teh site…..

            let dis be a warnin to awl,……..u nebber noes wen a hed splorin kitn is gonna sneek up awn u and den iz too late !!!!

            an iz dis behbeh kitn cyuuuuute oar wat???? dose liddle brite eeyz an OMG dose liddle feeteses, wif der teeny tiny liddle pointy endz…an luk how sowftli he bites teh han…..

            *splort* oh noes…….nawt agin !!!!

            *scoopz up mi branes….* boi ! dey really flew arond teh rum dis tyme ! dey awl obber teh plase!

            ai iz feelin festively so ai’ll opt for the RARG an put a red marker dot awn my noze…….

            an now ai haz to go lay dwon now and babble qwiteli to myself……”suches a cyute kitn”

            Now Janet u take care ……just how deep iz dat snow ur shovlin???? ( ai try nawt to gloat, but ai iz running around in short sleeved shirt todai….hee hee)

        • salleh says:

          haaaaaayyyyy wate a minit…….MM did ju jest sai…u hopes ur new kitn will b diz cyute??????

          MM iz gettin a new kitn……

          ana danse fur u MM..

          the FABULUS…….wait for it…

          “PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS !”

          *pranse, pranse, caper, pranse*

          gud fing ai iz still in praktize…

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          Nu kitteh!!! Nut kitteh!! Oh happee day. Ov course he/she will bee as kyoot as this wun. it’s a KITTEH!!

    • Jack Deth says:

      Hai, buggin:

      Hoapz U andz Chipper
      arz deweeng bettah. Prayurz arz
      stillz up 4 U 2 :-)

      Jack.

  6. leaf says:

    Got Milk?

    (cause all i gettin is the finger)

  7. Jack Deth says:

    Bebbee Kitteh’z furst
    beeg Nom Nom Nom coodz cawzz sumz
    seeree~uss Hedd Sploartz

    CHRGz arz
    reddee. Wiff andz wiffowt t3h
    draweengz. Dukkt Tayp 2!

    Bebbee Kitteh can
    haz awllwayz needz Teeveeng Reengz.
    Hewminz habz mennee

    Hewminz may sune fynd
    owt which iz sharpurr. Bebbee
    teef orz liddill clawz? :-)

    Jack.

  8. Amethyst says:

    Dis liddel fingy went to market
    Dis liddel fingy stay home
    Dis lidded fingy go in my mouf
    NOM NOM NOM!

  9. Reagan Weirs says:

    So funny!!!!1!!!

  10. Annie says:

    Cute overload is just what I need right now. I just walked out of a dinner party bco some idiot and I’m steaming mad. Seeing this little kitten…eating fingers…I can feel my bp coming down already. Grrrr.

    • Annie says:

      Oops. ICHC is nice, too.

    • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

      Ai had vishus dai yesturdai, Anneh. Kittahs are alwayz gud fur takings awai teh mads.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

      Ooohhh. Salmun an stuffed mushruums. Yoo musta been reelee mad! (ai think ai wudda been too)

      • Annie says:

        Thanks for the kind thoughts. At least I got some of the stuffed mushrooms. But the worst – the absolute worst! – part is that I didn’t get to visit with the hostess’s cats Tigger and Choco.

        We have 5 cats of our own and we’re fostering two kittens. I think I need to go get those kittens and snuggle with them for a while.

      • Annie says:

        Thanks for the sympathy, folks. The worst part – the absolute worst! – is that I didn’t get to visit with the hostess’s excellent and delightful cats, Tigger and Choco.

        I do have 5 excellent cats of my own. And we’re fostering two kittens. I think I should go get those kittens and snuggle with them for a while and let their sweetness overwhelm me.

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

          The standing cyoor fur waht ailz yoo iz a reelee gud snorgle sesshun wif the kittehs. Yoo hav chosen wizelee!!

  11. Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

    Fingar-nomming kittah, DO WANT!

    ut oh … *luks fwanticawwy fur CHNGwdoi*

    oops

    *splort*

    Ai founded teh CHNitrileG een teh kabinet een teh bafruum, buts eet dinna has dwawins … Ai losst tiem whiel twying 2 dwaw awn eet … an’ splorted.

    • salleh says:

      TC…. ai just gotz dis mentul image ob u frantically trying to draw awn ur RG befor ur hed splorted…….hee heee how miny tymes did u dropz teh pen ????

      • Tiny Cheezburger & Angel Catburger says:

        lols

        sebberal
        wuns fur teh Sarasa gel pen
        wuns fur teh PaperMate ballpoint
        wuns fur teh ornj crayon
        twice fur teh gween crayon

        HAD JUS’ UNKAPPEDED TEH SHARPIE AN’ DEN … SPLORT

  12. Skittercat says:

    I luvs u so much, I cood eetz u allll up!

  13. snippet says:

    Nao stuk in mobeeus loop:

    Luk
    *BOOM*
    *cleanup n reassembel*
    Luk agin
    *BOOM*
    *cleanup n reassembel*
    Okay, no luk yet til i get hedgeer… oh, just a teeni peek…
    *BOOM*
    (lather rinse repeat)

  14. Mama3kitteh says:

    Missin the cyuuutie kittieness, howver Ai no bi missin the clawed up hands. Ma kittehs awl ol an lazzie naow. Mebbe zay weel play 2 minnits wit a toy, den zay are going beck to slipping (zay are da berry fattish kittehs).

  15. karen says:

    u tookd mai binkie……..

  16. punkin says:

    u haz gud flavr nom nom nom

  17. insanityinside says:

    Ur hand. It has a flavr. Om nom nom nom nom…

  18. D.R. says:

    So kewt, it’s almost against the Geneva Convenshun.

    • salleh says:

      Hey, maybe we cood uses teh cyutestest kitnz fur whirled peas…

      lik ….”OK you guises, eever u stop taht fitein or we gonna SHOW U DIS KITN !!!!!!”

      heds splortin awl obber teh battlefeeldz wood put an end to THAT nonssenses……

  19. poohbear3931 says:

    Teh kitteh mus bee carefoal. Kitteh not knoaing where tihs finger been… Noooo kitteh! Doan pull taht finger!

  20. Pittypat says:

    Itz all psykoologikal. U yell barrakoodda, everbuddy says, huh wtf?
    U yell catfish, an weeve got a panik on our hans on teh forf of joolai.

  21. Melissa says:

    Dese r sooo taystee…..
    I wunner wot teh rest of dis hoomin tayste leik?

    • D Marie says:

      Esme kitteh has decided dat she *must* groom me, cuz Im teh mommeh.

      We are now cunductin a sientific sperament to see if daily dermabrasion of the face cures sunspots. She is very dedicated, and it hurts! Cept when she kleens teh corners of mai lips, and that tickles like h3ll.

      (and no, there is no cream, lotion, or medication on my skin. Just kitteh spit.)

  22. Annie says:

    Hmm, I seem to be having a hard time replying to kind thoughts above, so I’ll try commenting at the end.

    Wrt salmon and mushrooms, I was able to have some mushrooms before I stormed off.

    The worst part of the dinner – the absolute worst! – is that I didn’t even get a chance to visit with the hostess’s excellent cats, Tigger and Choco.

    We have 5 excellent cats of our own. We’re also fostering two kittens. I think I need to go get those kittens, snuggle and love them and let their sweetness overwhelm me.

  23. philene says:

    ef u plz mai tonsuls iz k-thxbai
    *pleh*

  24. 260Oakley says:

    Finger food, I haz it.

    • 260Oakley says:

      PS
      Kurly hair, I haz it. Does anybody else have a hard time getting the CHRG over kurly hair? Must I shave my head before lookin’ at ICHC?

      • salleh says:

        Ah den u must tri teh swim cap (wif oar wifout floofy an culurful flowrz awn teh side. an dis beein tehb net, u kan kram it dwon obber ur kurlz qwikli wifoawt it hurtin u…..

        ai bleeve iz doctorcat, an ai offen ware our sswfim capz wif floofy flowrz awn teh sid, esspeshally wen iz behbeh kitnz invovleded ….teh strap helpz to hole it awn gud….

  25. catalogical humor says:

    If you gives me teh finger…
    i wil simplee eats it.

  26. kitkay says:

    behbeh kitteh habs hiz mouf rapped aroun huemon’s liddle finger

  27. kimmehkitteh says:

    SPLORT

    I’m so sorry, new heer, dint kno bout CHRG, don haf one.
    I maked a mess. :(

    leving now..

    • onceajinx says:

      *mopmopmop*
      Iz ok, we gibs dem owt free!

      We has drawins uv chicken butts, pig butts, an keyoot elefent faysis. Glubs R yeller, green, peenk, an bebe bloo. Yoo kin chooz, R tek blaynk wun an draw yur own drawins!

      Nao, also, has dum choklit an a sawft blankee, an lay down fur a leetle befoar yoo look at kitten agin!

    • dapanferkitteh says:

      No leeb!!!

      We hab a holl plaze fur recoooprading frum Hed Splodes! Wif a gardin! an a slide! An CHOKLIT!!

      we eben help mop up mess!!! *pullin owt a mop*

      See? We help!

  28. onceajinx says:

    O bebe kitteh, yoo kin has dem wenebr yoo wants dem! I gib to yoo!

    Furstee I shnorgle awn yor lil keyoot fuzzinesses, tho!

  29. Mrs. Catlabash says:

    kimmehkitteh, ‘sokay, dis messy place, kittehs eberywheres. no worries. no wun stand on ceremony hear. Don’t go. I don’t haf wun either, dun matter.

    Sweet liddul kitkat. You cans nom mah husband’s finger anytime. Ah comes snorgle you when you sate your hunger for hyoomin flesh, kk?

  30. yippee!!! says:

    my poynty endz–let me show you them.

    *bites purrson’s fenger berry cutey wif hymns needle-sharp baby teef. spreads clause to an displayz hiz potent hand-torns*

  31. yippee!!! says:

    hand-torns iz “Hand-THOWRNS” *dat ” ‘th’ sound is a rl bare!*

  32. Jesse Kanda says:

    Just want to say lolcats and their other animal friends make my mornings OK.

  33. SJ says:

    TOESIS!!!!!!

    Dat’s awl ai got.

  34. insanityinside says:

    u had a finger but i eated it. lol.

  35. kimmehkitteh says:

    tanks! i got maginary chrg now. wurks ok if i onli luk wit wun eye.

    big blooeyes, pinky pinky toepads…makin me crazee wit kewtness.

  36. Sherbrooke says:

    Food must not be eated with teh fingers, fingers shoud be eated separately – K?

  37. shutyourmouth2 says:

    Why does just about everybody here type weird?

  38. andrew says:

    KITTAY BIT MUY FINGA
    KITTAY

  39. Greg Garcia says:

    KITTY EAT UR FINGAR!

  40. Technoman says:

    Taest liek chikin!


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