dis one i has now
dis one i has later, k?
totally cute kitteh ^_^ has a fingers!
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dey awll soez lushshush an tastee
first won noaw
seccund won ltr !!
LBeeze, u haz nawt-secund post.
I do finga-danse for u, k?
*wiggle wigglewiggle wiggle*
handikat dewingz finga-danse
nawks mah tocks off !!! : )
U put yer index finger in, U tayke yore index finger oat,
denn U due teh hooky-pooky an yoo tern yerself about..
let yore fingerz doo teh dansing thru teh YELL-oh pages!
solong
In Soviut Rusha…
Dis one has u…?
Dis iz werez de needz da warnin bout da picher. Dis kitteh sew cute, everbodi needz tu put on dere CHRG (w/doi) befour de b lowed tu c da picher!
2 Laat3! **SPLORT** all ober komputr!!!!!
mopmopmop,
patpatpat,
blobloblo’
PTWANG!
Brayns mopped up and patted bak in playce, CHRG(wdoi) inflayted an applyd. An orf to teh HSPW wit yu; get well soon!
Ai mist u awl wen ai wuz twavlin- grate 2 b bakk! Lubs the CHRG(wdoi)!
Nice to hav yoo bak, kiwican. Hoep yoo had a lurvelee tiem!
tnkx Iz needeed dat!!
noooooooooo
unsplort deh kitteh
no splort no splort
hertz mah hart teh kitteh splort
plz nawt splort plzkthxbai
splort!*
Iz not teh kitteh goin splort. Iz teh hed of purrson vyooing kitteh pickshoor. Sploshun caused bai extreem kyootness of kitteh in pickshoor. Day’s wai you gots to put on CHRG(w/doi).
Dis partickler kitteh, him cud haz all ten of mai dijjits, on accownt a kyootness uv bebbeh floof.
i iz havin a stoopy day … plz to splain whut iz CHRG (w/doi)
kbaithnx
It is a Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings on it)
It helps catch the contents of your head, which may have exploded when you saw an extremely cute kitteh piksher.
thanx …. i tink i need wun of those, before all my brainz gone fur good
CHRG an itz attendent richuals an arty-fax is teh most mystery-ious culshural meme within teh lolworld. It iz most diffikult too ’splain too outsyderz witout sounding lyke a bloody idiot ore freek of a geek.
It still freeks mii out, sad too say. I lykes my braynes, whuts left ob dem, to stay in my noggin.
It awl started bak awn Oct 14th wit tree teeny tiny likkul hejhogs….
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/were-in-your-hand-being-tiny-popples/#comments
And - in honor ov the kitteh - ai bring yoo the wun an onlee
LUV B JONES !!!!!
singing fur us his beloved ICHC classic sawng
“PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!”
*prance prance caper prance*
oh ai lov taht song…
*joyns Janet ina song & danse*
“PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!”
*pranse prnase caper pranse*
(onli ai prnses wif an “s” nawt a “c” )
Oh - ai furgotted to sai - this is fur yur lovelee nawt second, LBreeze.
An salleh - thankz fur joyning in the dance. Yoo pranses splendidlee.
jest a liddle moar praktise an we cood take dis act ona road !!!
Fingur samich for appytizer! Nom!
hue-man Rm fore afterz!
Nom!
dat’z Are-um (whut teh hand is attached 2)
**splort**
And agin:
mopmopmop,
patpatpat,
blobloblo’
PTWANG!
Brayns mopped up and patted bak in playce, CHRG(wdoi) inflayted an applyd. Go joyn Hyla’s Brook at teh HSPW; get well soon!
*MM fynlly arryvs wif CCC n nu CHRG(wdoi)*
Hi eberybuddee! Ai hopes mah nu kitteh iz b dis kyoot!
Oh, thank gudness yoo ar heer, MM - ai am still aut shoveling snow - an just pops in fur liddle bits to rest mai bak an nawt hav the hart attak! aiill haalp when ai can, but I’m nawt neer much.
HI ladiez…..ai wood help but wen ai clickeded on teh site heer ……teh berry furst fing ai saw was dis ………behbeh…an *SPLORT* ………. shoot, ai gotz to lern to put the CHRG (oar the RARG, for teh hollidaiz) BEFOR ai luk at teh site…..
let dis be a warnin to awl,……..u nebber noes wen a hed splorin kitn is gonna sneek up awn u and den iz too late !!!!
an iz dis behbeh kitn cyuuuuute oar wat???? dose liddle brite eeyz an OMG dose liddle feeteses, wif der teeny tiny liddle pointy endz…an luk how sowftli he bites teh han…..
*splort* oh noes…….nawt agin !!!!
*scoopz up mi branes….* boi ! dey really flew arond teh rum dis tyme ! dey awl obber teh plase!
ai iz feelin festively so ai’ll opt for the RARG an put a red marker dot awn my noze…….
an now ai haz to go lay dwon now and babble qwiteli to myself……”suches a cyute kitn”
Now Janet u take care ……just how deep iz dat snow ur shovlin???? ( ai try nawt to gloat, but ai iz running around in short sleeved shirt todai….hee hee)
mghumsfff! Is wun to two feet deep and we has a verree long driveway.
Janet - ai’s gots as much snow, but ais also has a snowplow guy!
We nermalee duz too!!! But he seems to bee . . .nawt heer todai. Hiz isn’t dun, either.
Ai will send u teh nekkid irnin guy, Janet, to help shuvvel teh sno. Howebber ai tink you shud let him put some closes awn befoar he gose outside, itz cold owt dere!
iz raynin heer.
Ai kinda miss snow, but not so much miss da shovlin!
haaaaaayyyyy wate a minit…….MM did ju jest sai…u hopes ur new kitn will b diz cyute??????
MM iz gettin a new kitn……
ana danse fur u MM..
the FABULUS…….wait for it…
“PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS !”
*pranse, pranse, caper, pranse*
gud fing ai iz still in praktize…
Nu kitteh!!! Nut kitteh!! Oh happee day. Ov course he/she will bee as kyoot as this wun. it’s a KITTEH!!
Hai, buggin:
Hoapz U andz Chipper
arz deweeng bettah. Prayurz arz
stillz up 4 U 2
Jack.
Got Milk?
(cause all i gettin is the finger)
an dis kitteh wai too kewt ta git da finger !!!
OOO…fingerz an milk–my faborite!
Bebbee Kitteh’z furst
beeg Nom Nom Nom coodz cawzz sumz
seeree~uss Hedd Sploartz
CHRGz arz
reddee. Wiff andz wiffowt t3h
draweengz. Dukkt Tayp 2!
Bebbee Kitteh can
haz awllwayz needz Teeveeng Reengz.
Hewminz habz mennee
Hewminz may sune fynd
owt which iz sharpurr. Bebbee
teef orz liddill clawz?
Jack.
Dis liddel fingy went to market
Dis liddel fingy stay home
Dis lidded fingy go in my mouf
NOM NOM NOM!
tastes lyke roest beaf.
So funny!!!!1!!!
eye doan tink U will fink it soe funny wen kitteh gitz ahold ob yore fingers!
(git teh poynt?)
Iz kyoot when liddel. Naut so mush wen beeg.
Cute overload is just what I need right now. I just walked out of a dinner party bco some idiot and I’m steaming mad. Seeing this little kitten…eating fingers…I can feel my bp coming down already. Grrrr.
Oops. ICHC is nice, too.
Ai had vishus dai yesturdai, Anneh. Kittahs are alwayz gud fur takings awai teh mads.
Ooohhh. Salmun an stuffed mushruums. Yoo musta been reelee mad! (ai think ai wudda been too)
Thanks for the kind thoughts. At least I got some of the stuffed mushrooms. But the worst - the absolute worst! - part is that I didn’t get to visit with the hostess’s cats Tigger and Choco.
We have 5 cats of our own and we’re fostering two kittens. I think I need to go get those kittens and snuggle with them for a while.
Thanks for the sympathy, folks. The worst part - the absolute worst! - is that I didn’t get to visit with the hostess’s excellent and delightful cats, Tigger and Choco.
I do have 5 excellent cats of my own. And we’re fostering two kittens. I think I should go get those kittens and snuggle with them for a while and let their sweetness overwhelm me.
The standing cyoor fur waht ailz yoo iz a reelee gud snorgle sesshun wif the kittehs. Yoo hav chosen wizelee!!
Fingar-nomming kittah, DO WANT!
ut oh … *luks fwanticawwy fur CHNGwdoi*
oops
*splort*
Ai founded teh CHNitrileG een teh kabinet een teh bafruum, buts eet dinna has dwawins … Ai losst tiem whiel twying 2 dwaw awn eet … an’ splorted.
TC…. ai just gotz dis mentul image ob u frantically trying to draw awn ur RG befor ur hed splorted…….hee heee how miny tymes did u dropz teh pen ????
lols
sebberal
wuns fur teh Sarasa gel pen
wuns fur teh PaperMate ballpoint
wuns fur teh ornj crayon
twice fur teh gween crayon
HAD JUS’ UNKAPPEDED TEH SHARPIE AN’ DEN … SPLORT
I luvs u so much, I cood eetz u allll up!