dis one i has now
dis one i has later, k?
totally cute kitteh ^_^ has a fingers!
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dey awll soez lushshush an tastee
first won noaw
seccund won ltr !!
LBeeze, u haz nawt-secund post.
I do finga-danse for u, k?
*wiggle wigglewiggle wiggle*
handikat dewingz finga-danse
nawks mah tocks off !!! : )
U put yer index finger in, U tayke yore index finger oat,
denn U due teh hooky-pooky an yoo tern yerself about..
let yore fingerz doo teh dansing thru teh YELL-oh pages!
solong
In Soviut Rusha…
Dis one has u…?
Dis iz werez de needz da warnin bout da picher. Dis kitteh sew cute, everbodi needz tu put on dere CHRG (w/doi) befour de b lowed tu c da picher!
2 Laat3! **SPLORT** all ober komputr!!!!!
mopmopmop,
patpatpat,
blobloblo’
PTWANG!
Brayns mopped up and patted bak in playce, CHRG(wdoi) inflayted an applyd. An orf to teh HSPW wit yu; get well soon!
Ai mist u awl wen ai wuz twavlin- grate 2 b bakk! Lubs the CHRG(wdoi)!
Nice to hav yoo bak, kiwican. Hoep yoo had a lurvelee tiem!
tnkx Iz needeed dat!!
noooooooooo
unsplort deh kitteh
no splort no splort
hertz mah hart teh kitteh splort
plz nawt splort plzkthxbai
splort!*
Iz not teh kitteh goin splort. Iz teh hed of purrson vyooing kitteh pickshoor. Sploshun caused bai extreem kyootness of kitteh in pickshoor. Day’s wai you gots to put on CHRG(w/doi).
Dis partickler kitteh, him cud haz all ten of mai dijjits, on accownt a kyootness uv bebbeh floof.
i iz havin a stoopy day … plz to splain whut iz CHRG (w/doi)
kbaithnx
It is a Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings on it)
It helps catch the contents of your head, which may have exploded when you saw an extremely cute kitteh piksher.
thanx …. i tink i need wun of those, before all my brainz gone fur good
LARGER SIZE
CHRG an itz attendent richuals an arty-fax is teh most mystery-ious culshural meme within teh lolworld. It iz most diffikult too ’splain too outsyderz witout sounding lyke a bloody idiot ore freek of a geek.
It still freeks mii out, sad too say. I lykes my braynes, whuts left ob dem, to stay in my noggin.
It awl started bak awn Oct 14th wit tree teeny tiny likkul hejhogs….
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/14/were-in-your-hand-being-tiny-popples/#comments
And – in honor ov the kitteh – ai bring yoo the wun an onlee
LUV B JONES !!!!!
singing fur us his beloved ICHC classic sawng
“PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!”
*prance prance caper prance*
oh ai lov taht song…
*joyns Janet ina song & danse*
“PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS!”
*pranse prnase caper pranse*
(onli ai prnses wif an “s” nawt a “c” )
Oh – ai furgotted to sai – this is fur yur lovelee nawt second, LBreeze.
An salleh – thankz fur joyning in the dance. Yoo pranses splendidlee.
jest a liddle moar praktise an we cood take dis act ona road !!!
Fingur samich for appytizer! Nom!
hue-man Rm fore afterz!
Nom!
dat’z Are-um (whut teh hand is attached 2)
**splort**
And agin:
mopmopmop,
patpatpat,
blobloblo’
PTWANG!
Brayns mopped up and patted bak in playce, CHRG(wdoi) inflayted an applyd. Go joyn Hyla’s Brook at teh HSPW; get well soon!
*MM fynlly arryvs wif CCC n nu CHRG(wdoi)*
Hi eberybuddee! Ai hopes mah nu kitteh iz b dis kyoot!
Oh, thank gudness yoo ar heer, MM – ai am still aut shoveling snow – an just pops in fur liddle bits to rest mai bak an nawt hav the hart attak! aiill haalp when ai can, but I’m nawt neer much.
HI ladiez…..ai wood help but wen ai clickeded on teh site heer ……teh berry furst fing ai saw was dis ………behbeh…an *SPLORT* ………. shoot, ai gotz to lern to put the CHRG (oar the RARG, for teh hollidaiz) BEFOR ai luk at teh site…..
let dis be a warnin to awl,……..u nebber noes wen a hed splorin kitn is gonna sneek up awn u and den iz too late !!!!
an iz dis behbeh kitn cyuuuuute oar wat???? dose liddle brite eeyz an OMG dose liddle feeteses, wif der teeny tiny liddle pointy endz…an luk how sowftli he bites teh han…..
*splort* oh noes…….nawt agin !!!!
*scoopz up mi branes….* boi ! dey really flew arond teh rum dis tyme ! dey awl obber teh plase!
ai iz feelin festively so ai’ll opt for the RARG an put a red marker dot awn my noze…….
an now ai haz to go lay dwon now and babble qwiteli to myself……”suches a cyute kitn”
Now Janet u take care ……just how deep iz dat snow ur shovlin???? ( ai try nawt to gloat, but ai iz running around in short sleeved shirt todai….hee hee)
mghumsfff! Is wun to two feet deep and we has a verree long driveway.
Janet – ai’s gots as much snow, but ais also has a snowplow guy!
We nermalee duz too!!! But he seems to bee . . .nawt heer todai. Hiz isn’t dun, either.
Ai will send u teh nekkid irnin guy, Janet, to help shuvvel teh sno. Howebber ai tink you shud let him put some closes awn befoar he gose outside, itz cold owt dere!
iz raynin heer.
Ai kinda miss snow, but not so much miss da shovlin!
haaaaaayyyyy wate a minit…….MM did ju jest sai…u hopes ur new kitn will b diz cyute??????
MM iz gettin a new kitn……
ana danse fur u MM..
the FABULUS…….wait for it…
“PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS !”
*pranse, pranse, caper, pranse*
gud fing ai iz still in praktize…
Nu kitteh!!! Nut kitteh!! Oh happee day. Ov course he/she will bee as kyoot as this wun. it’s a KITTEH!!
Hai, buggin:
Hoapz U andz Chipper
arz deweeng bettah. Prayurz arz
stillz up 4 U 2
Jack.
Got Milk?
(cause all i gettin is the finger)
an dis kitteh wai too kewt ta git da finger !!!
OOO…fingerz an milk–my faborite!
Bebbee Kitteh’z furst
beeg Nom Nom Nom coodz cawzz sumz
seeree~uss Hedd Sploartz
CHRGz arz
reddee. Wiff andz wiffowt t3h
draweengz. Dukkt Tayp 2!
Bebbee Kitteh can
haz awllwayz needz Teeveeng Reengz.
Hewminz habz mennee
Hewminz may sune fynd
owt which iz sharpurr. Bebbee
teef orz liddill clawz?
Jack.
Dis liddel fingy went to market
Dis liddel fingy stay home
Dis lidded fingy go in my mouf
NOM NOM NOM!
tastes lyke roest beaf.
So funny!!!!1!!!
eye doan tink U will fink it soe funny wen kitteh gitz ahold ob yore fingers!
(git teh poynt?)
Iz kyoot when liddel. Naut so mush wen beeg.
Cute overload is just what I need right now. I just walked out of a dinner party bco some idiot and I’m steaming mad. Seeing this little kitten…eating fingers…I can feel my bp coming down already. Grrrr.
Oops. ICHC is nice, too.
Ai had vishus dai yesturdai, Anneh. Kittahs are alwayz gud fur takings awai teh mads.
Ooohhh. Salmun an stuffed mushruums. Yoo musta been reelee mad! (ai think ai wudda been too)
Thanks for the kind thoughts. At least I got some of the stuffed mushrooms. But the worst – the absolute worst! – part is that I didn’t get to visit with the hostess’s cats Tigger and Choco.
We have 5 cats of our own and we’re fostering two kittens. I think I need to go get those kittens and snuggle with them for a while.
Thanks for the sympathy, folks. The worst part – the absolute worst! – is that I didn’t get to visit with the hostess’s excellent and delightful cats, Tigger and Choco.
I do have 5 excellent cats of my own. And we’re fostering two kittens. I think I should go get those kittens and snuggle with them for a while and let their sweetness overwhelm me.
The standing cyoor fur waht ailz yoo iz a reelee gud snorgle sesshun wif the kittehs. Yoo hav chosen wizelee!!
Fingar-nomming kittah, DO WANT!
ut oh … *luks fwanticawwy fur CHNGwdoi*
oops
*splort*
Ai founded teh CHNitrileG een teh kabinet een teh bafruum, buts eet dinna has dwawins … Ai losst tiem whiel twying 2 dwaw awn eet … an’ splorted.
TC…. ai just gotz dis mentul image ob u frantically trying to draw awn ur RG befor ur hed splorted…….hee heee how miny tymes did u dropz teh pen ????
lols
sebberal
wuns fur teh Sarasa gel pen
wuns fur teh PaperMate ballpoint
wuns fur teh ornj crayon
twice fur teh gween crayon
HAD JUS’ UNKAPPEDED TEH SHARPIE AN’ DEN … SPLORT
I luvs u so much, I cood eetz u allll up!
i can has finger-fude?
Nao stuk in mobeeus loop:
Luk
*BOOM*
*cleanup n reassembel*
Luk agin
*BOOM*
*cleanup n reassembel*
Okay, no luk yet til i get hedgeer… oh, just a teeni peek…
*BOOM*
(lather rinse repeat)
datz a mentaul image taht sended me into gales of laffter….
Seriuslee. Sowndz lyk finallee uv ayteen-twelv overchur in heer.
FTW !!!!! elebenty kachillun burgerz to u !!!!!
juz B kerfull dat joo doan miss any brayn sells wen yU cleen up!!
Missin the cyuuutie kittieness, howver Ai no bi missin the clawed up hands. Ma kittehs awl ol an lazzie naow. Mebbe zay weel play 2 minnits wit a toy, den zay are going beck to slipping (zay are da berry fattish kittehs).
u tookd mai binkie……..
u haz gud flavr nom nom nom
Ur hand. It has a flavr. Om nom nom nom nom…
So kewt, it’s almost against the Geneva Convenshun.
Hey, maybe we cood uses teh cyutestest kitnz fur whirled peas…
lik ….”OK you guises, eever u stop taht fitein or we gonna SHOW U DIS KITN !!!!!!”
heds splortin awl obber teh battlefeeldz wood put an end to THAT nonssenses……
We gonna get de No Bell Pryz
Is taht enni relayshun to teh No Bell on teh Kitteh prize?
Or you simply get Stan Lee’s (Marvel? DC Comics) No-Prize.
Muh favorite souperhero was Spiderman, cos i love the dialogue, always witty and amusing…souperheroes usually all broody…its all them violent crimes, and having to hide blah blah yackety smack
iz dat bedder dan da pullet surpize?
Teh kitteh mus bee carefoal. Kitteh not knoaing where tihs finger been… Noooo kitteh! Doan pull taht finger!
I betcha $1337 dat dat finger’z ben handle-ing durty, filthee moneys.
Itz all psykoologikal. U yell barrakoodda, everbuddy says, huh wtf?
U yell catfish, an weeve got a panik on our hans on teh forf of joolai.
Dese r sooo taystee…..
I wunner wot teh rest of dis hoomin tayste leik?
Esme kitteh has decided dat she *must* groom me, cuz Im teh mommeh.
We are now cunductin a sientific sperament to see if daily dermabrasion of the face cures sunspots. She is very dedicated, and it hurts! Cept when she kleens teh corners of mai lips, and that tickles like h3ll.
(and no, there is no cream, lotion, or medication on my skin. Just kitteh spit.)
Bcos yur werth it!
kitn spit….. teh new muracal drug !! (corse u needz it cause new kittehz in teh house maeks miny new laff linz….ah teh ceiling cat giveth and teh ceiling cat taketh awai)
Whin I werked at a vet manee moonz ago, we hadda kitn board wif us, and she wud SUK ON MAH EAR LOBE LIKE IT WERE A NIPPLE! It felt soooo weird.
Ai hav known two catz who did taht – belonging to frenz ov mine. Yes – it felt verree weird, but wuz somehao also pleesing – in a way unliek ene otter.
yeth, ah creamsicle kitteh naemd rascall woulld purr like awl hek an sort ov lik awn ani hoomans neck woo wood let ‘em felt funny, weird an nyce tew.
I can had a kitteh whut wud put hims frunt paws on eeder side of yer neck, then bury hims fase in yer hair an nuzzle yer neck. Felt awl tickly.
Is Ok . Kitteh spit is antyssep, auntyss.. kills germs.
Yesh, ruff kitteh tung is gud fur exfol… ixphol… umm, rubbin awf teh ded skin cells.
Hmm, I seem to be having a hard time replying to kind thoughts above, so I’ll try commenting at the end.
Wrt salmon and mushrooms, I was able to have some mushrooms before I stormed off.
The worst part of the dinner – the absolute worst! – is that I didn’t even get a chance to visit with the hostess’s excellent cats, Tigger and Choco.
We have 5 excellent cats of our own. We’re also fostering two kittens. I think I need to go get those kittens, snuggle and love them and let their sweetness overwhelm me.
ef u plz mai tonsuls iz k-thxbai
*pleh*
Finger food, I haz it.
PS
Kurly hair, I haz it. Does anybody else have a hard time getting the CHRG over kurly hair? Must I shave my head before lookin’ at ICHC?
Ah den u must tri teh swim cap (wif oar wifout floofy an culurful flowrz awn teh side. an dis beein tehb net, u kan kram it dwon obber ur kurlz qwikli wifoawt it hurtin u…..
ai bleeve iz doctorcat, an ai offen ware our sswfim capz wif floofy flowrz awn teh sid, esspeshally wen iz behbeh kitnz invovleded ….teh strap helpz to hole it awn gud….
Thankz! I luk much better wif da swim cap (with flowrz) than wif teh scary white bald head!
If you gives me teh finger…
i wil simplee eats it.
behbeh kitteh habs hiz mouf rapped aroun huemon’s liddle finger
an hymn hart rapped round him!
bebbe kitteh habz hiz pursun rapped aroun HIZ liddle finger!
SPLORT
I’m so sorry, new heer, dint kno bout CHRG, don haf one.
I maked a mess.
leving now..
*mopmopmop*
Iz ok, we gibs dem owt free!
We has drawins uv chicken butts, pig butts, an keyoot elefent faysis. Glubs R yeller, green, peenk, an bebe bloo. Yoo kin chooz, R tek blaynk wun an draw yur own drawins!
Nao, also, has dum choklit an a sawft blankee, an lay down fur a leetle befoar yoo look at kitten agin!
Hey! Ai noe mai drorin’s nawt verree gud but tohse R Piggee fayces an Elleefunkles form behine!
Oopsie! Sowwee, da curlee bits confoodled me!
Aye mush hilee rek… recom…sujjest da piggee faysis! Dey has grayt curativ powrs!
No leeb!!!
We hab a holl plaze fur recoooprading frum Hed Splodes! Wif a gardin! an a slide! An CHOKLIT!!
we eben help mop up mess!!! *pullin owt a mop*
See? We help!
O bebe kitteh, yoo kin has dem wenebr yoo wants dem! I gib to yoo!
Furstee I shnorgle awn yor lil keyoot fuzzinesses, tho!
kimmehkitteh, ’sokay, dis messy place, kittehs eberywheres. no worries. no wun stand on ceremony hear. Don’t go. I don’t haf wun either, dun matter.
Sweet liddul kitkat. You cans nom mah husband’s finger anytime. Ah comes snorgle you when you sate your hunger for hyoomin flesh, kk?
my poynty endz–let me show you them.
*bites purrson’s fenger berry cutey wif hymns needle-sharp baby teef. spreads clause to an displayz hiz potent hand-torns*
hand-torns iz “Hand-THOWRNS” *dat ” ‘th’ sound is a rl bare!*
Just want to say lolcats and their other animal friends make my mornings OK.
TOESIS!!!!!!
Dat’s awl ai got.
Geoff!
u had a finger but i eated it. lol.
tanks! i got maginary chrg now. wurks ok if i onli luk wit wun eye.
big blooeyes, pinky pinky toepads…makin me crazee wit kewtness.
Food must not be eated with teh fingers, fingers shoud be eated separately – K?
Why does just about everybody here type weird?
wii taks weerd cuz kitties don has gramer.
KITTAY BIT MUY FINGA
KITTAY
KITTY EAT UR FINGAR!