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OOps! U cawted meh!
Dis my firs tymez lukin’
ah prohmiss
neber do eht aginz
prohmiss
I sware, um, it wuz juzt a popup ad, I dunnoz whar deez fingz kom frum, I wuz on da um… um… ummmmmm da site dat is DEFINITLEE NAWT KITIPR0N!! Um yeth den der wuzh a popupz den I wuz juz’ klozin’ it an’ den deyz awl kep poppinz up an’ den WTF I meen I wuznt lukin’ I sware.
hey no wun has offereded to do a danse………ai gess we awl so buzy laffin we forgotteded…..so what danse shall we do fur u Allergic2Kitties…..(by teh wai, my condololenses on teh allergeez)
seemz to me teh anser iz moar tahn a liddle obgi..ubvi…obbbi….uhm….eesy…..
tihs cawlz fur a stripteeze…
*grabz mi feethery fanz, an hi heelz, an nawty costum,..*
(sur am glad taht ai hab a puurrfeck bawdy heer on teh net)
dah dah dah …*puts fanz in froont an wiggles dem*
dah DAH dah dah…*switches fanz to wun in frunt an wun in bak*
oh ai iz too embarrasseddded to go awn..
*runz awai an hidz behind big floofy fethery fanz,*
*peeks obber teh top*
you guyz still heer ?????
Nyce danse, salleh! Beeg floofy fetheree fan luked byootiful, too. But. . .ermmm. . .ai think ai stay heer.
Thanx foar teh danz Salleh! it waz wonnerful. Derz noa reezon to runz ahn hidez; heer on dah netz we is awl purrfuct.
oh, ahn ah may beez allergic to kittehs, but ah ownz one (or mahbeh she ownz me?) She haz to stay outzid an wenz ah petz her ah haz ta com inz ahn showerz or at leest change clowz ahn wash hans reely good….buht ah getz mah kitteh fix…mabbee nawt az awften az ahd lik—-buht ah getz mah fix.
In awe at teh TROO Kitteh Fan! Way 2 go! W00t W00t! Kitteth addikshuns – we all has tehm!
oh hai A2K–u mus be reely allerjic. Haz u tried dose sprays dat redooses teh kitteh dander? U sprays teh kittehs an dey releese fewer allerjens. Mebbe u won has to change cloes so offen, NEways.
ohh por u! mebbe gets sum shotts? i heer u haf gets teh shotts for thre yeerz? its soo loong tiem, but then no moar allergees? or at leest soo mush less allergeees… i hoep u kan get, an so stop suffrings for teh kittehloves.
*hugs!*
Oh gud hevens!! ai think taht Aunt Margaret!!
Hao on erth wud yu noe?! Awn sekund torts, dont anser taht!!
Frum the fur color and tekschur an the tayle an teh pawz, ov corse!! Amber!!! Reelee!! Hao cud yoo think wat ai think yoo thot???
Hmmmm – ai think maybee ai shudda added a “LOLZ” to taht. Ai must go bak an lern hao to do teh smileh fayces frum Teho’s list.
Noe need fore teh fayces; Ai has been haowlin wit laffter at yur commet!!
Nao ai do it. LOLZ! Ai shudda trusted yoo. . Yoo ALWAIZ getz it!
oh……
iz it catchee ??
cud other peeps gett it too ??
ohes noes…..
can i has vacsunashun ??
yoo no needz the vacshunashun. Yoo alreddee haz it! *ahem* LOLZ
den i iz in gud companeez !!! : )
Ai cud yus a vacsunashun – sumwher nys an sunnee wud be gud….
Ai know!!! Ai know!!! let uz awl go together to Tuscanee and rent a villa – wif sum servants and things – an stay fur – oh mebbe a month oar too – and then wee can rite a buk an be famous and nebber hav to werk again!
ooh ooh kan ai com too ????? ‘corwse furstai haab to walk acroos teh US, den swim teh Atlantic, an den walk cross Urup, but for a monff in Tuscanee wif lolfrenz????? ha ai do it ana cuple ob daiz….
woodn’t it be grand???.
Ai tink we shud goe in Aypril – Ai’ll put a advert in Teh Tyms; it’ll be enjanting!
Purrfekt. Ummmm. ai furgetz waht we has to do next.
Ai nawt koming eef der are nawt at leas’ wun haus kittah fur ebbery ruum.
Nawt to wurree – we will hav at least wun kitteh apeece – maybee moar.
Kin I comes too, plz? I needs to brush up on my Loltalian. . .
Wai ov coarse yoo can. We canz brush up ar Loltalian an sing sum duetts! *sigh*
*sings* Awl ai wantz is a villa sumwear
Far away frum teh cold nite ayr
Wif fun an catz and frenz Ohhh
Wooooodn’t it bee lufferlee?
O noes! Ur komment mayd us laff so hard we allmos maed a poo!
—Linus & Phoebe
Kitty porn!
*shakes head*
how can i evah trustes you agin? i thowt you aspected meh?
OMG! i carnt beleeb wot i iz see. is dat reely a…compaq? kitteh shayme
Win!1!
lulz
Mah frend has dat saem laptop, we alwaiz be makin fun of it.
how cause??? iz nat a gu lappytop?
is nawt goot foar kity pr0n. Hardwarez issoos.
Eye saw diz pop-up adz, an clickeded eet, an got caught up in a pornado!
U noez how eet eez.
pornado … I love that word!!!!
“pornado” … lol!
pornado ftw! I’m gonna try to use that three times today. (when the kids aren’t listening)
OMGWTFBBQ Pornado OMG yes.
That is awesome winnage.
Yah, dis needsta go in da dikshunaree!
PS, Elfi, tanks to yoo an KB fur da card! Wuz furstee an so far onlee Xmastee card we gets dis yeer!!!
An ai tanks yoo too. It took mai bref awai! so kyoot – an so yoo. Ai’m hoeping to send yoo wun too – last yeer ai gotted mine dun bai May, ai think.
Cornography ftw.
Kitteh is yung an kyorioz! Hiz mormones r raging!
Cud be wurz. Cud b a goggie.
Ad furst ai red as “hiz mommee r ragin”
raging mormons? LOLBBQ
Hehe. Wen I foun pichers of nekkid ladies on my printer, my 13-yo son sed he fot he waz downloadin Pokemon cheet codes.
Mebbe dis kitteh luking fur Yu-gi-oh?
Kitteh Porn!
Tehre it is!!! was gonna post taht butt scrollded down firsts.
Doez porn philterz clearlee arent workin!
I just testing firewal. U believe me yes? No tell boss.
jus’ anudder day at teh office fer ceeling cat.
HEY!
Who let you in up here!
kitteh musta 4got taht sandy claws is wachhing him. lumps uv cole on teh wai!
LOL, hubbee sed yesserday dat da tiem is commin wen yoo WANT to git kole in yur stawking. Rayr, hard to fine stuff, yoosfull, espensiv…
Owt heer we stuff da lumps up owr strest-owt butts an mek diminz owta it!
Dat, an ma restraynin ordur is still in effeck aginst dat durtee ol man! (Hey lil gurl, come sit on ma lap an Ah’ll giv ya candee! Ai no wen yoo bin sleepin…)
surprised kitteh’s face is priceless…how funny!
De internetz are reellee, reelie great…………………….fur porn
Eet runz sew fas dat eye don haf tu wait………………..fur porn
Eye surf awl dai an nite……………………………………..fur porn
Enjoin each new site
Etts like eyem surfin at the speed uff lite……………….fur porn
Dere iz a kartune dat singz song lik diz, but eye don no da namez uff eet. Eye will tri tu fin eet. Doan worri cheezeburger and tofuburger, eetz not bad, eet iz phunnie kartune.
Ah fund dis in mai bukket:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESTqzO6U70c
Iz verri funneh!
Hey, how cumz wen eye posted link dey ate eet, but wen u deed it, de llowed eet? No fayr! >:[
Es from de Amanu Q de musikal. Es ver’ gud. Also, is from WoW movies. Es not so gud.
Da sawg iz “The Internet is For Porn” and iz frum mewsicul called “Avenue Q.” Don’t kno bout anee cartunes tho.
Dere am peepulz who plais Wurld uv Lolcat (i tink dt ees name) who maed moovee uv Avenoo Q song.
Can serch on mewtube 4 “Internet Porn” and naem uv gaem to finds.
Dere iz awlsoe a Wurld ov Warrcraff vid to dat song .. dunno abowt a kartoone, but sumwun mayde dis WoW vid. Iffn u goe tew YouTube an surch foar “WoW Internet is for Porn” Ai bet u’ll fynd it!
Tank u zippycat. Eye posted da link, but eet dint show up. Eye guezz de wantz tu watch eet furs.
that es frum the brodwai musikal “Abenue Q”. It es sungded by a monster dat is adicketed to porn, a pardoiee of da Cookie Monster frum Sesame Street.
vry gud play. vry funnie.
Iz Avenue Q, teh Broadwayz moozikal!
Teh cartoon iz from World uf Warcraft…can findz a link on utube…
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9AZUnFeuUQ4
luvs u guys!
An de llowed u tu post da link tu!!! Whi dey eat mye link??? No phair!!!
De dont lub mee? *beeg tearz*
Iz berree funnee!! An troo!!
(An dis wun tiem, wen Aye werkt at Rokitdine befoar dey wuz Boing, Aye wuz alone at ma desk, an surfin alawng, lalala… Dis guy comez to ma offis wif kweschun, so Aye minumize ma screen an look up at him. He comes arown da side uv ma desk to ask meh abowt a database, an wen we boff lookt at da screen, der wuz a nawtee pop up ad! Ooooops! (wuz wa bak in da 90p’s wen purtee much NE site wood has a pono-pop.) Soooo embarassing! But Aye closed it an mutterd sumpin abowt da popups, etc…. Sigh….
An nao Aye is retyred an et home, an LOOKIN fer porn, an cant fine NE!!
Well – thar yoo has it. Teh cheezus thinkz ov evveywun! No need to luk elsewhar.
OK noaw onceajinx……ai waz bying ur stori rite up until u sed u coodnt fine any pron ………hhumph…….riiiiiiiiiitteeeee……
yeah, tahtz teh tiket, ai…….ai coodnt FINE ani pron……
en wun hooo beelefes taht ……ai gotz a brij fur sail……..cheep !
whut u do @ rockitdine? (now murjd wiv P&W… weerd tu fink of RL-10 & J-2 unnnr saem roof)
I iz werkn on goen to Moon, see weblink plzkthxbai.
Dis wun teim, when ai waz doin HR introduction, an ai waz demonstraitin to new pusron how their interwebs waz retricted, an so I said “luk, if you try prOn you getz dis msg” – type, type, type – and unfortoonatly teh filter waz not werkin and so prOn waz available…
Why it have to not werk when is senior male purson who is not veree impressed? Was stoopid idea to do demonstraitin anyway… Sigh…
Iz calleded Avenue Q, iz Broadwayz muzikal.
wut yoo mean ??
i juzz doin mah doctor cat studiez…
ooopsy, sry lbeeeze dint c urs befoar writtin mine
downt be silleee !!!
awll commints ob gud taste
oar dat taste gud
are welcome : )
Other than Surprise Cat’s surprised face, that was lame.
isnt dat the poynt ??
Um, wut part uf Parental Unit Guidance: May not be for those wif delicate senses of humors. did u not get?
Oh, u got it? Well den, wut kine ub dummee cumplains bowt a pickshur wif a warning?
or maybee, u is disapointed caws it not be offensive ENUF?
Eeder wai: Oh, pleeuz. *paw flop*
mai bruzeelleeun beekeenee wax. let me show u it.
Very funny and original. Should be NSFW!!
Oh noez!! Somwun haked mai hohmpaig!
Tribble…. eet eez Avenue Q!
i has many porns
iz bee dizapoynted in yooz!! compaqs suck!!!
o deer! nautie nautie kitteh
I am a werld renown guykneekollojis….reviewing case histories
As u kin see, dis guy’s knees need closer inspection!
You b happy to leave now, ja?
Well, Aye spose if NE wun wood no pussy, it wood be a kitteh….
It was’t me!!
i found it like zat!
OMG! LOLCAT PR0N!!!
Ov corse, Kitteh porn is sorta an oxymoron.
This one is definitely worthy of diet coke coming out of da noze!!
Kitteh is soooooo busted! Looks like a month without catnip and toys for you kitteh!!
or worse yet….
kitteh may hafta sleep in de goghouse !!
At least we got him to stop visiting ewep0rn dot com
plz, dis r nawt pr0n, dis b teh oanlien companyun 2 mah txtbook “Grey Kitteh’z Anatomy”. iz medicul stoodint, nao we studyz teh yoorogenitull dizeezuz. next weak, who knoez?
Wen I be takin anatomies claz in colej, professer sayz:”Dat be all fur tewdai, tomorow we mooves tu blah blah blah then litelee tuch awn teh gonads.” Sumwun yellz “U nawt tuch mai gonads!” Sumwun elz yellz “U can tuch mai gonads onlee litelee” Hilaritee insoos… Evereebodee showz up fur clas nex dai.
lwalz. dis so gud. i fink teh kitteh in teh piksher sez, “u can tuch mah gonadz onlee litelee” nd surjiry prof sez, “k”, butt surjiry prof dint sez he wuz gonna *takez owt* teh gonadz, nd *then* tuch it litelee.
omg sry dat was rly gross, been studyzin 2 much kitteh pubic helth todai nd mah braynz awl loopy.
u tuk awai mai nashinal cheezgrafix wa ai spose to dewz?
dis wuz beehinkt da cut?
LOLZ – ai iz uzullly eezy fended pursun…an ai laff mai buttz awf!!!!
Da ecsprezzun awn hiz faze iz PRIZELEZZ!!!!
*giggles*
And the caption, along with kitty’s paws at the keyboard, his expression, and the picture on the screen says it perfectly! Hilarious!
Uh, da ad sed “powdurpuffs”, Aye wuzzint spectin DIS!
(Aye did dat wunce reserchin ‘teddy bares’… Da link wuz NAWT sayf fur kittens R uvver bebes… R moast adults, fer dat matter!! Nekkee hairee mens nawt sayf fur neerlee NEwun!!!!)
if u had spent enny time in AOL chatroomz bak in da 90’s, u woulda known (much more dan u wanted to!) abowt da ovver meening ov “bearz”.
dis is why peepulz shud spenz moar time on da intarwebz befoar dey go lookin for tings on da intarwebz…(wayt…i fink i just confoozed myself…)
reminds me of a class in which the prof told someone to go to hotmail, while typing he asked is that spelled ‘hotmale’ at which point there were many quick yells of NO!…
dis not wat it looks liek. i no lookin at teh kittey pronz!!1 i swearz.
Somhow, Iz tink any1 ober der age ob 13 haz been in dis situashun at la3st 1ce in der lievs!
Hi Kitteh! I’m Chris Hanson frum Dateline! Have a seat! Whatcha doin’ here?
this is not appropriate, when did ICHCB become a vulgar website?
Oh, sanafabich – kittehs cant bee vulgar!! Luk at what tehy doo at hoam awl the tiem and we luks an says “Oh hao kyoot.”
I can sprout sensa hyumor?
lol! gud wun.
oh we kan be gud at vulgar ifn we wantz to….but dint u notise????
dis wun camed wif a warning…..
so u waz warneded
vulger? wifa name lik sanafabich? kinda callin da ketol blak!
U kiddin, rite? Go bak to teh erlee pages a bit. Dis place has calmed down a lot.
otay…noberdy finx it fensiv, yet sumhao, kitekat IZ?!
Iz not coplainin, but activist peeplz…MAEK UP UR MINDZ!!!!111
Well – wee hoo AR heer do nawt find it fensive. We finds it verree funnee. Enebuddee else dunzt has to luk – an iffen they do, they can just go awn to the next.
silleez
mz kittiroo uv mai ‘kwayness iz mor sek see
oooo hr tayl laik dis |
oooooooohr lllehgz lllaik dis ()
sh saa shaee dis / wei n dat \ wei
mmmmm
i wuvs hr mai kittiroo ooo oo
wut?
NICE PUSSY!!!1
LOL this is hilarious! Can we submit kitty porn here now, too?
hehehe
ZOMG!!!11!! Ware his harbls goes?
Oh noes kitteh! You has maek HD open for teh virii an’ trojuns vistitings teh pr0n!
Hopes u has gud firewall an’ anti-virii skanner.
heez i wuz…readin mah LOLCat Bible abut Christmas (Luke 2:11-12 “Todai in da city ov David, you can has sayvur! is Christ da Lord! w00t! Is sign fer u, find da baybee wrapd like brrito in a big fud dish”) AND DIS POPPED UP!!!111! Must prey….
Amber, I LOVE You !
ALT + F4!
Me? I dooin nuffin….
HAWT!
lol
OMG HAWT
XD
GIGITY GIGITY