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we can already hears sum of you doing [dis].
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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OOps! U cawted meh!
Dis my firs tymez lukin’
ah prohmiss
neber do eht aginz
prohmiss
I sware, um, it wuz juzt a popup ad, I dunnoz whar deez fingz kom frum, I wuz on da um… um… ummmmmm da site dat is DEFINITLEE NAWT KITIPR0N!! Um yeth den der wuzh a popupz den I wuz juz’ klozin’ it an’ den deyz awl kep poppinz up an’ den WTF I meen I wuznt lukin’ I sware.
hey no wun has offereded to do a danse………ai gess we awl so buzy laffin we forgotteded…..so what danse shall we do fur u Allergic2Kitties…..(by teh wai, my condololenses on teh allergeez)
seemz to me teh anser iz moar tahn a liddle obgi..ubvi…obbbi….uhm….eesy…..
tihs cawlz fur a stripteeze…
*grabz mi feethery fanz, an hi heelz, an nawty costum,..*
(sur am glad taht ai hab a puurrfeck bawdy heer on teh net)
dah dah dah …*puts fanz in froont an wiggles dem*
dah DAH dah dah…*switches fanz to wun in frunt an wun in bak*
oh ai iz too embarrasseddded to go awn..
*runz awai an hidz behind big floofy fethery fanz,*
*peeks obber teh top*
you guyz still heer ?????
Nyce danse, salleh! Beeg floofy fetheree fan luked byootiful, too. But. . .ermmm. . .ai think ai stay heer.
Thanx foar teh danz Salleh! it waz wonnerful. Derz noa reezon to runz ahn hidez; heer on dah netz we is awl purrfuct.
oh, ahn ah may beez allergic to kittehs, but ah ownz one (or mahbeh she ownz me?) She haz to stay outzid an wenz ah petz her ah haz ta com inz ahn showerz or at leest change clowz ahn wash hans reely good….buht ah getz mah kitteh fix…mabbee nawt az awften az ahd lik—-buht ah getz mah fix.
In awe at teh TROO Kitteh Fan! Way 2 go! W00t W00t! Kitteth addikshuns - we all has tehm!
oh hai A2K–u mus be reely allerjic. Haz u tried dose sprays dat redooses teh kitteh dander? U sprays teh kittehs an dey releese fewer allerjens. Mebbe u won has to change cloes so offen, NEways.
ohh por u! mebbe gets sum shotts? i heer u haf gets teh shotts for thre yeerz? its soo loong tiem, but then no moar allergees? or at leest soo mush less allergeees… i hoep u kan get, an so stop suffrings for teh kittehloves.
*hugs!*
Oh gud hevens!! ai think taht Aunt Margaret!!
Hao on erth wud yu noe?! Awn sekund torts, dont anser taht!!
Frum the fur color and tekschur an the tayle an teh pawz, ov corse!! Amber!!! Reelee!! Hao cud yoo think wat ai think yoo thot???
Hmmmm - ai think maybee ai shudda added a “LOLZ” to taht. Ai must go bak an lern hao to do teh smileh fayces frum Teho’s list.
Noe need fore teh fayces; Ai has been haowlin wit laffter at yur commet!!
Nao ai do it. LOLZ! Ai shudda trusted yoo. . Yoo ALWAIZ getz it!
oh……
iz it catchee ??
cud other peeps gett it too ??
ohes noes…..
can i has vacsunashun ??
yoo no needz the vacshunashun. Yoo alreddee haz it! *ahem* LOLZ
den i iz in gud companeez !!! : )
Ai cud yus a vacsunashun - sumwher nys an sunnee wud be gud….
Ai know!!! Ai know!!! let uz awl go together to Tuscanee and rent a villa - wif sum servants and things - an stay fur - oh mebbe a month oar too - and then wee can rite a buk an be famous and nebber hav to werk again!
ooh ooh kan ai com too ????? ‘corwse furstai haab to walk acroos teh US, den swim teh Atlantic, an den walk cross Urup, but for a monff in Tuscanee wif lolfrenz????? ha ai do it ana cuple ob daiz….
woodn’t it be grand???.
Ai tink we shud goe in Aypril - Ai’ll put a advert in Teh Tyms; it’ll be enjanting!
Purrfekt. Ummmm. ai furgetz waht we has to do next.
Ai nawt koming eef der are nawt at leas’ wun haus kittah fur ebbery ruum.
Nawt to wurree - we will hav at least wun kitteh apeece - maybee moar.
Kin I comes too, plz? I needs to brush up on my Loltalian. . .
Wai ov coarse yoo can. We canz brush up ar Loltalian an sing sum duetts! *sigh*
*sings* Awl ai wantz is a villa sumwear
Far away frum teh cold nite ayr
Wif fun an catz and frenz Ohhh
Wooooodn’t it bee lufferlee?
O noes! Ur komment mayd us laff so hard we allmos maed a poo!
—Linus & Phoebe
Kitty porn!
*shakes head*
how can i evah trustes you agin? i thowt you aspected meh?
OMG! i carnt beleeb wot i iz see. is dat reely a…compaq? kitteh shayme
Win!1!
lulz
Mah frend has dat saem laptop, we alwaiz be makin fun of it.
how cause??? iz nat a gu lappytop?
is nawt goot foar kity pr0n. Hardwarez issoos.
Eye saw diz pop-up adz, an clickeded eet, an got caught up in a pornado!
U noez how eet eez.
pornado … I love that word!!!!
“pornado” … lol!
pornado ftw! I’m gonna try to use that three times today. (when the kids aren’t listening)
OMGWTFBBQ Pornado OMG yes.
That is awesome winnage.
Yah, dis needsta go in da dikshunaree!
PS, Elfi, tanks to yoo an KB fur da card! Wuz furstee an so far onlee Xmastee card we gets dis yeer!!!
An ai tanks yoo too. It took mai bref awai! so kyoot - an so yoo. Ai’m hoeping to send yoo wun too - last yeer ai gotted mine dun bai May, ai think.
Cornography ftw.
Kitteh is yung an kyorioz! Hiz mormones r raging!
Cud be wurz. Cud b a goggie.
Ad furst ai red as “hiz mommee r ragin”
raging mormons? LOLBBQ
Hehe. Wen I foun pichers of nekkid ladies on my printer, my 13-yo son sed he fot he waz downloadin Pokemon cheet codes.
Mebbe dis kitteh luking fur Yu-gi-oh?
Kitteh Porn!
Tehre it is!!! was gonna post taht butt scrollded down firsts.
Doez porn philterz clearlee arent workin!
I just testing firewal. U believe me yes? No tell boss.
jus’ anudder day at teh office fer ceeling cat.
HEY!
Who let you in up here!
kitteh musta 4got taht sandy claws is wachhing him. lumps uv cole on teh wai!
LOL, hubbee sed yesserday dat da tiem is commin wen yoo WANT to git kole in yur stawking. Rayr, hard to fine stuff, yoosfull, espensiv…
Owt heer we stuff da lumps up owr strest-owt butts an mek diminz owta it!
Dat, an ma restraynin ordur is still in effeck aginst dat durtee ol man! (Hey lil gurl, come sit on ma lap an Ah’ll giv ya candee! Ai no wen yoo bin sleepin…
surprised kitteh’s face is priceless…how funny!
De internetz are reellee, reelie great…………………….fur porn
Eet runz sew fas dat eye don haf tu wait………………..fur porn
Eye surf awl dai an nite……………………………………..fur porn
Enjoin each new site
Etts like eyem surfin at the speed uff lite……………….fur porn
Dere iz a kartune dat singz song lik diz, but eye don no da namez uff eet. Eye will tri tu fin eet. Doan worri cheezeburger and tofuburger, eetz not bad, eet iz phunnie kartune.
Ah fund dis in mai bukket:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESTqzO6U70c
Iz verri funneh!
Hey, how cumz wen eye posted link dey ate eet, but wen u deed it, de llowed eet? No fayr! >:[
Es from de Amanu Q de musikal. Es ver’ gud. Also, is from WoW movies. Es not so gud.
Da sawg iz “The Internet is For Porn” and iz frum mewsicul called “Avenue Q.” Don’t kno bout anee cartunes tho.
Dere am peepulz who plais Wurld uv Lolcat (i tink dt ees name) who maed moovee uv Avenoo Q song.
Can serch on mewtube 4 “Internet Porn” and naem uv gaem to finds.
Dere iz awlsoe a Wurld ov Warrcraff vid to dat song .. dunno abowt a kartoone, but sumwun mayde dis WoW vid. Iffn u goe tew YouTube an surch foar “WoW Internet is for Porn” Ai bet u’ll fynd it!