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pic meh, pic meh !!
sry i made dis contaminashun barrire, poyson oranj kitteh daynger too big!
wuddnt it be ah anticontaminashun barrire ??
less yoo reelee lykes da oranj…
Cowwect, sry lolcat not my prehimary languige
ohes noes…..
downt be sryz !!!!
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Window catz iz wathin yoo stokings youselfs
copier stuck AGAIN ???
it’s a multiple cat kinda day.
PC LOAD LETTUR?!?
Sumwun siad dey had da Wii heer….
cha – ching !!!
Wii FTW!!
(‘dis wia I don’ goes to de storz after de Turki Dai…. peeple crush NO WANT!
Kitteh crush? maaaaibe….. )
Iz a kitteh snow globe
kitty mime school – they’re all trapped in the same box
who’s got an olive loaf?
I neber saw an olive loafin’ butt I’ve scene a kitteh nappin’.
Bloom County reference FTW!!!
Reading it now, it still makes me bust a gut after all these years.
ur mynd wyrkz straynge, stend!
ai noes……ain’t it grand???
Is this teh auditions for teh remake of The Birds? The new version will have all teh birds replaced by angree kittehs… muches scarier.
DMarie – sorry to pop in OT like this – but – why is yur name no longer in bloo? I have been telling peepl to click awn yur nayme to join the cheezfrenz. And from mai yahoo, I tried to find “groups” – which used to bee rite on teh frunt page – and there’s nothing there.
What is goinig on??
and. . .mmm . . .what happened to teh links to teh meebo room, the lolcat bible and Teho’s binglol? I can’t seem to find enething.
including a propertee tax statement – but I guess ai’m awn mai own wit that wun.
giglol! you can haz myne, but id probly woodn halp.
I can’t help you with the property tax statement, but, if my name isn’t in blue, I’m not logged in to WordPress. In other words (gasp) I am not using my own personal computer. We will not say what computer I am using…
On the rest of everything, email me through the group and I will figger it owt. Can’t rite now, cuz my dinner’s ready.
what computer are you using? what’s his name? inquiring lolfriends want to know !!!
oooh, D Marie’s logging onto ICHC from her s3xy latin lov3r’s house – is it ricardo? estaban? enrique? have you run off with the poolboy? spill it, gurl !!!
Um, it was a little more humdrum than that, really, honest.
This will turn out to be the day my son decides to read the comments, I just know it.
oops, you better shove the poolboy back in the cabana then – and maybe you should buy him a new speedo for christmas while you’re at it, that little tangerine number he was wearing when you two were playing roulette in monte carlo is so last season, tho I’m still impressed you managed to smuggle him into the casino dressed like that. using the s3xy latin poolboy to distract the crowd while cheating at cards was quite the stroke of genius, tho …
ROFLMAO…!!!!
wut a scenario joo erect foar us heer !!!
joo mahkes meh LOL foar shuar..
zee latin poolboy stroke genius…
aww, stend, yr just jellus bcuz u knoez u donut look gud in tangereen.
oh, and ‘the birds’ remake could be called
THE NOMS
( I srsly wanna see someone try and stage direct kitties tho )
on stagez, kitteh direkts yoo.
teh kitteh vershun also skary B-cuz of teh danjer ob spontayneeous hed exploshun!
They’re all waiting for 101 Cats – much better than with dotty goggies!
dotty goggies FTW!
an dittzy dalmayshunz!
(I shuld no eye had won–berry pritty, bud toe-tally crayzee!)
At meh workz, we sumtimez call dem “damnations”…but dey youshully EARN dat name ;^)
etz us IN ….. it are SNOW
MMaaaaaaa……..luk, teh hole fambly iz heer fur teh reununun ….a day eerli!
an loberli luking fambly it iz…suches teh pretti kittehz
JESUS CHRIST ITS NOWT LIONS GET OUTTA CAR!!1!
Map sez teh Fawtriss Uv Ultimit Darcniss is sumwarez arownd heer…
And insyde teh Fawtress Uv Ultimit Darcniss iz…Teh Moze Fabeluss Objekt In Teh Wurld!!!!!
(Obskyur movee refurins — anywun else know it?)
time bandits?
Seeling Kat sez: GIB MEE TEH MAP!!!
time banditses FTW!!!
iz nawt so obskyr…
or mebbee i’z moar ob a nerd dan i thot?
Tyme bandeets?
aaaah yoo beet me to it minerva! hehe nuffin wrong wif bein a geek!
ah! hooray!! i gets to share teh moobie obskyuriteez with mai fello geeks!
eberyboddy gots to watches and nots to touches da concentrated pure ebeel!
or dey goes KA-BOOM!!!
MOM, DAD, DONT TOUCH IT–IT’s EVILL!!!
Evreewun wantz tu luk
et wurld’z bezt cheezburgr.
invissabell cheezburgr????
wear’s teh meet?
da cha wa wa ated itz! I sawz himz du it!
dat whi himz los himz jobz atz da taco bellringin plac……
momcat
he bedder run 4 teh border!! pronto!!
Wai u no let us in? We is kyoot and pretee. Come on, u noes u want to.
After victory in puppeh bowl, kittehs rush teh field to celebrates
Trai Nu Colgate, Itz leik an indivisible sheeld.
Wii IZ LOOKING FORE DA GATE!!!
four getz da gate! popz owt da sharpie pointz an RIPPS our wai in!
It beez 18 degreez here in colorodeo- weiz cumin in NAOW!
momcat
Wow!, dat’s a rlly cold rodeo joo gots dere!
So dat’s wat neked hoomansluk lyke!!!
Iz much pleh!
and their tailses are small and not as fluffy as owrs!
an on de wrong syde…pleh he doin it awl wrong.
…With tickets expected to sellout early…Die hard fans have already lined up to buy tickets to The Spice Cats…
I wud hoap dat kitturz gots better tayst in music dan dat.
(Ob coarse, dey cud also be mummakittehz trynta buy “Hanna Montana” tikkets for da tween kitturz….just as bad, only worser)
iz wun kitteh een plastik rap? dis wun r not happeh.
Dems linen up fur garfield’s autograff. de one near de left (tappin on de glass) is sayin “open open open..”
Dat sheeld not so invizzibul. Itz way dirtee. Doze kittehs offerin windo kleenin for hooman.
B-ware ob teh VINDOW-VIPER!!!
Kittehz watcheeng wut
Hewminz doo wenz Hewminz feenkz
Kittehz nawt watcheeng
Much “Pleh!”z andz a few
“Eeeeewww!z frum assemmbulld Kittehz
criteekeeng Hewminz
Kittehz consessuss.
Hewminz luuk sillee in dayr
“kloathzz” andz owt ubz dem
Jack.
Hao com teh odder 130 kittehs got een?!
Hu wans Ovaltine?
Wee du! Wee du!
juz kitten; wii dont habe any Obeltine!
obeltine da pleh aniwaiz! Mai grandfada usedta lub itz an wuld gibs it two me as “chocolate”- Iz nawt chocolate! Iz grounded up flor swepins frum da grainery!
maja pleh!
butz mai grandfada usta awlwaiz ‘member haow muchez I lub da pumper-nickle bread an himz awlz hadz dat fur me wif gud salami frum san fran! – Sos I forgib himz….
momcat
Nuzpaper sez dere a wee mausie at dis store…. see! Dere he is – on da rite! Lemme at em!!
*oof* Wait! Mee fursts!
*urgh* Too meny kittehs here!!
Hey buddy – no butts! Wayt yer tern!! *ooooof!*
Wii mousie?
Deh hole fambly comes a-carolling. Nou dey want der waissail cheezburgers
ebbry kitteh muss go unner teh mizzel-toe Bfore cheezburgs.
gud ideaz-
uder wise u be suffern frum da cheezburger bref, if deh atz dem furst!
momcat
Oh hai, we has koopons fer free mice?
Sry, mise sole owt. Grey kitteh bawt awl.
stoopy store!!! Iz bate an swich.
batz n witch? gotz dat at da hallomaween-
I jus wanz da three mice!- gibz mez does blin wuns ober der!
momcat
issa trap!
no wuree, Han kitteh be awn seecrit mushun to en-door tu smush invisibl berryer
“Is Nermal gonna pull the door open and let us in?”
“Don’t know, he justs keeps swing back and forth on that rope on the door.”
o….no…….ur kitteh’s hole fambly showd up 4 crimmus dinnah. hoep u bawt xtra kitteh littah!
Somebody musta scored a fresh bale of ‘nip…
oh mi gad th Brit is shamlesss
kitties DO NOT WANT a piece of her – who knows what they could catch?
or maybe this is a casting call for a stunt double for brits p…, for when she’s too hungover to embarass herself on her own?
Kitteh brought frenz home todai . . . does u has extra cans of tunas?
KWIT SHOVIN’ BACK DARE!!
Yeah, this pic reminds us to spay and neuter.
So true!!! So many pritee kittehz.. but who wil taek care ob awl of dem????
–> volunteerz for to tayk care ob kittehz, iffen only sumwun wud buyz me a beeg farmhows an a farm too go wif it…
…all faraway from da road, wif lotsa mowzies in da grass an a beeeeg barn wif floofy hay for kittehz to sleep in at nite..(az much as i wud like to let dem all in, wud be no room leff in bed for me wif all dem kitterz! I gotz TWO kittrz now, an we hav nitely discushuns abowt blanket-steelin!)
but i will make shur dey get spaid and nootrd, an get dere daily requiremenz of guushifuud, snorgle, and smoo…
Sumbudy musta hoid itz “Nashunl Kitteh Herdn Dai”, and gath- geth- kolectd kittehs fr praktis….
Woope-tai-yai-yo git a long leetle Goggies!
Y-homing will B der noo home?
Is this a Zardoz reference?
Heere wee kum a karralling
Amung teh leafs so greene
an heeer wee kum a wandring
so fayer too bee scene
Luv an joi kum 2 u
an 2 u yer waffles too
aaan God bless U an sen u
happee gnu yeer
an God sen U a haaappee gnu yere
Ai radder hev waffles den wassail.
U cant drink wassail whilst U aR waffeling!
gnu yere iz grayt eddi- adish – noo wurd for lolspeek!
Oh man, you totally can see that this photo was done through window..
Butchershop
Teh Weezly kittehs pilez up wen they trys to arrives at teh Durslee’s howse using the Flee Pawder Netwerk.
Inbissibull wall
iz see-threw
Open teh door Richurd!
Richard, why don’t you open teh door?
open teh door an let mii in!
*burp*
ohhh! dat gud wun kitkay
shakespear-
Richy da furd ifinz mai brane wurkin……
mindz mez ub gud stori frum mai feather daiz…
in da dungeon seen- deh makz BIG point bout onli wai out iz door waiii up high-
Queen comz in two see (oh, I furgets…iz late here…) wail….. wun nite da door STUC n nun ub uz backstage peepz cud getz it open…… sos Queen has two go in rond da curtain onz da stage- shez sai “da guard letz me in DIS wai!”
wez backstag peepz jus dieded!
momcat
joo teh gud won, gc, kitkay nauft so smart about shakey-spear, butt like teh storee. Dis Richerd is a song (berrry, berrry old–found it on a anchent 78 rpm rekord at my granny’s haus meny yrs ago.) This song alzo has a interesting history…hoo noes about it???
You come on out with the pancakes, and we let you get to the maple syrup. Deal?
Shud b: “Damn, mai plot, foiled by invisible thing”
SOURCE!!!!
http://flickr.com/photos/rsgranne/24323318/
User: RSGRANNE on Flickr
I just happened to have recognized it, I’d seen it there!
Okayz…iz I deh only wun who notised this are probabry a horder’s hause? Becauz all dem kitteh are relayted…onli wai yoo gets sceen like dis are in a horder hause.
So that’s the invisible barrier. I always wondered what it looked like.
Omg Time bandits FTW!
BWAAAAIIINNNSS!