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Kat.
Splat.
Flat.
(i meant to do)
That.
oh luk at dat!
fout I hadz it down pat….
hopz ders a mat…….
momcat
fat
cat
sat
mat
A fat cat sat on a hat, saw a rat on the mat, got a bat, had a chat with a gnat that he’d pat in a vat that was flat, oh yeah!
Manah Manah,,,
Clos, butt nawt kwite! Bip Bippadotta an’ Manah Manah wuz diff’rent puppetz.
AI LUBS BIP
HI ebberwun……..dont luk now, but der iz wun ob dose pittyful trolls amung us,……ani wun wanna get dis guy ?????
dey be gibing out low brugerz….. teh rat, so teh peeplz wiff new commentz, dont feel bad, is jest a stoopy troll, u awl sai teh mostest deli.teful fingz
WATCH OUT FOR TEH door……………too late.
Congrats!
i will lurve him and sqeeze him an callz him jorj uv teh jungl.
joo stolded mai thots!!
Look out for that tree!
*splat*
wach out for that…. door
Watch out for that…
“Ayeeayeeayah!”
[BOOM!] “OOOOOooooooo…”
TREE!
Watch owt fur dat tree….ohhhh
Yah, my daughterkat sed it lewked lik Jorge of da Jungle. I dun care wich yew calls it, I luvz the pic and kapshun.
Nok, nok
hoos der?
Orinj
Orinj hoo?
Oring kitteh nokkin into yoor door. Why yoo no let me in?
Kuz u iz teh poyzin! Dat whai!
I ben wundering–wear did dis noshun taht teh marmys is poysin kum frum?
Maybee they aR extra dangerous and splotatshunal on akkount ob been Xtra kuoote, ore whut?
Seemz odd 4 cheezpeeps 2 diskriminate on teh basis ob kolor?
Is not ackshully teh orinj kittehs dat is poyson. Teh original post is here:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/category/poison/
fanks, dc, i lub that won, iz berry cleber an kute! (pore kitteh–perhaps a bit mellowdramatik, tho?)
I too wondering bout that…i asked but no wun was helpful as you, doc…now i noes…t y!
I maded u an anser but wordpress eated it.
Teh oring kittehs is not poyson, eggsackly, but teh oring kitteh toyz r. I tried to post teh link. Mebbe it werks dis time:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/category/poison/
O grate. Sry fur dubble post. I shud hab grater faith in wordpress.
wp forgib u…or mebbe re-name u on anudda day…
Aww, haf u hert urselv, kitteh? Com’ere an lat mii cuddl u, zan ze bad will all go awai! *snorgl snorgl*
Dis iz such a kyoot bebeh kitteh ai cud hug its all dai long! Ai alreddy haf 4 kitteh, but thar iz alwaiz rum 4 anuver kitteh! ^^
ALWAIZ rum 4 annuver kitteh!!! Spechally wun az kyoot az dis kitteh!
Not fail…is practicing climbing…without claws….
WHEE…makes for a great swing!
mite need a tow if he cannt mayke it.
or eben tin toes!!!(wif poynty endz, ob corse)
iz the tail !!! an the splayeded bak legz…. *fawlz obber in a helpless heap ob laffter*
Yes! Teh tail an teh legz .. too mutch kyoot an my hed splorted! Dat tail .. Ai keepz gooing bakk tew see it!
secund dat on teh hed splort-by-tail!
warning: Kitteh addiktion can has die-er consekwenses: view at own risk!!!
kitteh addikshun dus leed to dyir conseekwinsus-i has 7 kittehs! an noe monees!
been der, done taht !!!! but to misquote teh “Fabulous (Furry?)Freak Brothers”
“iz better to have kittehz an no munneez tahn to hab munneez an no kittehz”
FFFBros FTW!!!!!
yesh–dis wun calls fur teh dubble CHRG, or raindeer antler rubber glub (RARG) fur shur.
Kitteh suld nebber we-pel wit owt de propurr safti pwecautionz.
Uze de auto be-layer kitteh, iz much moar phun!
well, according to some peeps ai went tu a climbig comp wit, teh auto-belayer at rockin’ and jammin’ in denver ees nawt so grate akshooly, ieef yu stawp moving upwards fur tu lawng, it thinks yer cummin dawon.
uz kitteh belayer, iz muc smata den auto machin…….
Da awtoe be-layer wher eye goez ees great! U can tayke ur tyme climbin and den u jus let go, an iz sew mush phun tu cum down. Mush phunner dan a reel be-layer perzon.
George, George, George of the Jungle…
That’s what I thought, too. Watch out for that-
Fren ob U an mii!!!
Mamma sayed derd bee dayz lik dis
dered be dayz lik dis mye mamma sayed
Mamma sayed, Mamma sayed
foar shuar Mamma sayed, Mamma sayed
wen jerome wud howl at da red moon rizin
an i’d slipp an fawwl wen i wuz climbin
Mamma sayed, Mamma sayed
ha ha, I wuz juss listnening to this song!
LOL….
i maded up doze verses !!
Your mom….
Watch owt for dat …..dor?
Teh Angel Catburger luked lyke dis when him were teh wee kittah.
Wuns, him wanted 2 jumps awn teh cawfee tabul, whar mah boyfren an’ Ai were habbing bowlz ob been zoup. Teh Kittahburger jumpd up an’ landid EEN TEH ZOUP. Him were cobbered wif beenz. Ai LMAO, an’ den tuk teh Kittahburger 2 teh seenk 2 washes him. Him kwied an’ kwied, an’ den Ai did 2.
*size* Ai misses teh Kittahburger, buts Ai has lawts ob gud memrees.
hi TC & AC
GUESSES WHAT !!!! ai jest foun oawt lass nite……taht mi gud fren David Bromberg waz nomnomnominated fur hiz FURST Grammy lass week…
ai zi so proud of him, an thrilleded to liddle tiny peeces….
ai fink a general trun aroaund iz happining……sigh…..
too kool! David Bromberg be yer fren AND he’s up fur looong overdu grammie. How long you noed him? from back in teh 70’s?
Yesss, he iz lawg overdu,, got grate talentz dat man……akshully it waz de 70s when i new him best, ai useeded to be hiz photograpfer…..did 5 or 6 albumz fur him an teh band….wen. he waz awn Fantasy Rcordz…. I stilll noes him, jest hznt seed him fur a wile…
we eb en went oawt fur a short wile….an hiz fidle plaier, George waz my bestest fren…me an George weer gonna grow ole togedder an shok teh kidzs ina nayborhood wif tails ob our wild an crazi yute wile we sitted awn our rokerz awn teh frunt porsh…..but den George waz killeded ina motorcycl acydent 2 daze affer Crissymaz, 27 yeerz ago, so now ai iz shokin my lofrenz wif tails of y wild an crazi yute……ai reely waz a wild chile…….
OH an BTW….ai borneded in July too ! awn th 5th….wat about u ????
ww.youtube.com/watch?v=vzoZqsK67Ag
if at link werks……iz David an Jeff Wisor and Gene Johnson…..Jeff took Georgez plase, n z a reel mse guy tooo, and still plai wiff David now, an Gene haz been wun of the 3 guyz in Diamond Rio fur yeerz….(Gene iz wareing the stripy shit….)
ifn teh link doesnt werk……… JANET !!!!!!!! now taht ai hab ur attenshun …..cood u fixeses teh link fur me…..*batz eyz an smiles charmingly* pluuuleeeeeze ???
oh fank u !
mi puter can has teh stiky keyz…. Gene iz waring a stripy SHIRT…..
fanks for link. is reely fine guitar musics, wif surpryze fiddle musics for bonus. I see David Bromberg going to play wif Jorma in Delaware in January. I maybe can arrange “bizness trip” to co-insyde wif dat date.
Yesh, I’m July baby: 15th.
Wow, amazing storees u has.
U can go to hiz web site to fine ouoawt wher hez plain just ggogle hiz naem…..
ai useded to lub it wen teh guyz wood do teh triple fiddle oar triple mandolin numberz….teh awdeeance wood go wild …..dey be standin awn der seets, an yellin waz too mush fun…..
an me n Gerogez dotter, Karen, hoo waz 9, 10, 11 at teh tyme ….we wood luk at eech odder, an den rush bakstage, me frowing off cameraz asw ai went, an launch ourseslves into wild Irish jigs……sigh …..dey waz gud tymes……..
teh guyz allus wondereded whi we weer sweatin an laffin wen tehy cam bakstage…….till teh roadys… BIg Ritchie an Liddle Ritchie gab us awai wun day…..
LOL… dat is a grate storee. Poor kittahburger. Sigh.
dat behbeh iz soooo totally consentrated awn teh string…….eerz pyonted an dose liddle frunt pawz…..preesisely plased side bi side….
*splort*
ai iz emberessesssed….ai shood noes bedder……it waz goin bak fur teh 5th luk dat did it….
kute addikshun:
U haz it!?!
yep……cyute addishun…..ai has it….big tyme….. iza monkee awn my bak…
butt iz teh monkee cute?
I just love your new doggie gag door knocker.
fank-yoo. ‘ fing wii shuld have it engrave-ed?
that kitty must not be tarzan. must be george of the jungle. watch out for that tree.
door R naugt tree, bud ist mayde frum tree.
I fliez tru de ayre wit de greatestest of…..ow.
Uf curse, Aim bean meenin to do tha beck-fleep (leekin shud der fury us lee)
looks at the tail O___o methinks it looks dirteeh…
Orunjj Fuzzee Lump lurnz
teh hardz way abowtz conseppt
ubz Tryyll andz Ayrrurrz
Fuzzee Lump habz gud
ieedee~uh. Kitteh needz wurk
awn ekkseekewshun
Hardz flatt vurrtikill
surfizz. Kitteh awllwayz seemz
2 nawt seez deez feengz
Fuzzee Lump willz lurn.
Sune willz beez sweengeeng froo t3h
Howse luukeeng 4 Jayne
Jack.
Nex timez open ze door pls
how did dat door get der? I swerz dis was zip lyne to de lidderboks
Enh! Enh! Enh!
[bebbeh kitteh] I gawtz eet! I winz!
Liddill Orunjj Kitteh
leeepz strayt upz. Latchezz awn2
bawll fingee!… Now wut?
Sharppee poyntz digz deep.
Kitteh diskubburrz Wun~Paw
attakk nawt so gud
Mebbee Kitteh shoodz
keepz hims dignitee? Drawp down.
Re~feenk. Try aginn
Jack.
2 Jack Deth pomes fur saem pix?
an 18 minuts a part !
i iz eben more imprezed den usually.
i lubs teh stubby little kitten taylz
The tail looks like a pen0r xP
Allisonnnn, u SBMFFHAPOS, u did not tel mi dat u got ur pix on teh frunt payg! Y u no tel mi? I iz heartborken. Rly.
but if it was george of the jungle, it wouldnt be a fail because george always does that.
did hee always meen too?
‘zackly. tarzan cat failz; george of the jungle cat, on the other hand, succeedz spectacularly!
Mebbe they should call it “George of teh Jungle” cat
ZOMG! Dat der kitteh’z tale lukz lik a peniz!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wit a ribbed candum on.
(—8
Indiana Jones cat iz skalin da door
Yoinks, and away!
Ha! Daffy kitteh in Sherwood Forest:) Zoingths…ans awayyyyth!
Me Tarzan cat, you FAIL!
Mummy? I’s stuck.
Liddle di teh cyute kitn noes……tath teh door waz maed of VECRO !!
MWAHA AH A HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA …..
ai catcheses moar kitnz taht wai …….
*rubz hanz wif glee*
Iz not Tarzan… iz George
Lulz, mr cat haz a peen on hiz baq =D
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youtube.com/watch?v=plLgJptVCXk
Youtube along with Google is a great place to reference stuff, huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plLgJptVCXk
If u dinnt tell mai at taht seccundz i has no harblez, tihs wudnt happens…nao gets mai daown!
Wun… tew.. chree…
(Thump)
Mahmeeeeeeeeeee!
George of the Jungle!
That’s because it’s really George of the Jungle cat! Watch out for that door!
!! Hidden phallic symbol !!
Am I the only one who sees the winky here? really, it was the first thing i saw. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
lol George of the Jungle…
george george, kitty of da jungel, lukout for dat…
george of teh gungle kitteh!
George! George! George of the jungle!
geaorge of teh jungle ur doin it rite
cat, cat, cat, of the mansion friend to buttz and more. Watch out for that door!
Jorj, Jorj, Jorj o’ duh jungel!