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investigaygive kitty jurnalist strykes agin
Miss Foots wud lyk to chews danst fur beein pryor to sekun??
bak hirts tonyte sew ai starts owf slow:
sway to ryte
sway to lef
bak n fotrh til gets dizzee n fawls ober!
i do dat danse all teh timez … tho usually after a few glassez of wine
is teh kiroprakter dans
did sumwun say wine?
wut kind?
duz wee hab a masseuse in heer fur manfred’s mom?
red wine … for teh reversals … er reseveor … the red grapez stuff
I is teh massaje tehrapist! Mayk way, I’ll help manfred’s mom wif her bakk.
Um, first - did sumwun say sumfing about wine? I always do better werk wif a liddle wine first.
Oh hai, miss foots & MM - mai bak hirts too, sew ai’ll happilee sway to rite and left in joiful celebrashun!
Been putting up teh Christmas tree. Lights awl awn, tinsel awn. 1/2 dun. We gotz a concolor fur - they hav sawft needlz and a lufflee lemonee scent.
Ooohhh…sounz soe nyce!!
Hi Janet…..dat does sond nise..
thot ai’d rmindz ebberywun bout teh fudge recipe… iz gud to ab sum awn hand wen u hab th Crisymas ggestz ober..
take 1 pak of choklit chipz (ai lik teh milk cholit, but sum lik teh semi-sweet)
and 1 can ob “sweetened condensed milk” (if iz thik an stiky u gotz i rite)
mix ina med bowl an put in micowave fur about 2 mintintz…
stir reelyy reeely fast an poor into pad lined wif saran wrap an put in teh frige
for a cuple ob hurs……an enjoi !!!!
an u kan putz in raisunz oar nutz , an ai sum tymes ai add cuple ob HEEPING tablespoonz ob marshmello creme rite after it comz out of teh microwave
ooo nom nom nom fudge *skmf* sry mouf full
Fankoo fur teh recipy, salleh. I iz colleckting lolrecipes fur a lolcukbuk. I filez dis wif the brussels sprouts wif lolnuts, cep I don bemember hoo posted dat wun. I can has correck credit, pls?
U haz teh concolor fur? OO menez teh felis concolor?? Ai lwud ieks 2 C beeg kitteh liek dats wid teh sparkley shinie lietez an deh tynseles awn! Bery impresssift!
d4mn lolaparazzi
leef britney alone !!!!
Squirlol’s affair wif kitteh has leeked owt. Enkwiring minds wanna noe!
“Skwirrelz hidez nutz, next on ‘60 Minnets’”!
Purrhaps shuud b “Skwerl attaks 60 Minits fotograffer n Myke Wallas”
Teh merican peoples dezerv to no where acorn is hid!
We follow u til u tell
MI CAMERAZ !!!!! gimme dat
dat is wun pissed off skwerrl
dat is wun close-up pichur of wun pissed off skwerrl!
teh salf tymerr on tis ting alwaze not werk! agh, flas wen adjustink!
Now da Crizmaz card picher mezzed up. Ok everbodi get bak een plaze. Smeyel an sai cheezburger! (:^D) Gud wun.
Yez Jimmi, now u can take off ur tye.
Kenny Rogers squirrlol dusn’t wanna talk to u.
hayz, Kenny Rogers squirrolol haz meloed alotz in detroits
OOOooOOo, mr. squirlol is in tribble agin….
tribble, shibblle—I laffz at Tribble!
me too, ai laff at Tribble awl teh tyme….. iz a funnee persun…..
Hay, be nice - leave tribble’s personal life alone — mebbe is her sekrit?
to layte–teh sekret’s out, teh jury haz mayde it’s deecizun, teh judge has mayde hiz verdict:
Tibble is funny!
Hee, Hee, tank u awl. Huzband had puter las nite, sew eye din seed eny uff diz.
Eye had diz squrel een mye yard fur a few yearz, an hee cheweded frew da ropez holdin up da bird pheederz. Den he go down an eatz awl da phood! Eff eye din phill da pheederz, he lay on da bwanch uff da twee lukin in de howz waitin fur mee. Eye haznt seen heem fur a while. Eye tinkz da hawk or da phox gotz heem. Hee wuz different frum awl de udder squerls, hee had de whiteearz. Sew eye nameded heem whiteearz. Mizz heem.
I won’t leaf LEAF alone eyether:
Leaf iz funny, 2!
back at ya, bay-bee!!!
The latest in Hollywood Celebrity Security Protection….
Direkter Skwirrl
Iz lernin sinamatografee
O, hau I LURVE da widdle skwerl….
For dos who remember my skwerl friend…..Nature intervened before I could…
I am hopeful that she peacefully went to sleep somewhere when it got cold. Every time I would get near her thinking about trying to capture her, she would take off.
But, now, I can haz new skwerl frend……Diss one is a liddle more pushy….Haz already ripped Beeg hole in da front windough skreen. The man face of the house is not the happee…
C’mere! C’mere! I wanna hug yoo. Pleeze, come bak! Gimme HUG! Wy yoo no wanna hug? C’mere! Pleeze! HUGZ! I gib yoo dem. C’mere! I onlee wants teh HUG!
I no haz da raybies…..awnest !!!
I juss has so much LURV to geff !!
Tipsee relative at holidays is not uppreshiated.
Whachoo mean show me where muh nuts is? (Stalks off)
Commentz u has it naow.
Pleaz don bee ngree
Back off….This fur coat is ATTACHED to me, ok….Sheesh
Yeah—no skin-ny!!
ore rather, no skin-mii.
yup-
I finkz Iz a bitz two awld fur da “skinny mini”…….. de neber waz dat comforablez aniwaz……..
momcat
OHHHHH teh day teh skwirl went berzerk
in teh furst self-ryechus cherch
in that sleepee littul town of pasca… uhm, paskeh… someplayce in mississippeee!!
I love Ray Stevens. When he sings, I don’t need a video, I can see it in my head. Mississippi Squirel Revival and Sitting Up With the Dead are my favorites.
yes, yes, i am waring teh under panntees 2day, nao get losst and leev me a loan.
I iz wareing cleen unnerware–due naught worry if I gets in a karr reck.
(Beesides I naught ryde wiff taht crayzee Tunsis dood!)
u tell me get lost but give u some money?
nutcam
Blair Witch-Hazelnut Project
R.O.U.S
i don bleef they exist
How’s your dad doing?
whud exists in yore whirld B-sides teh P.B.?
Hey! The Squirrel said no comments, so why’s there 30+ comments here?
Zing
wii hewmans aR onlee slaves two kittehs–nut swhirles.
gud poynt, though
all your comment are belong to us
typical lolitician
u can has no commentzes!!! b gon!!!
Carl Monday aks skwerrl: “You jackin it?”
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