Executive cat…
Worxing this Caturday?
dont care who he steps on
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Ruby Peters
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Yr fut … is in … mai eye …
noes, yur eyes in on mye foot. pleeze to muv a littel to rite, soz i can getz betuh step.
kthnx bai
My I iz sensitive–teh doc sed for me naut too git puddding in my I…
*Lenny*
OMG! it mai boss!
congrats! yoo secund!
i thot it would be a good change from the not secund awards!
yu is kind, and komikal, but handikat is teh winnur! maybe handikat wud entertain idea of dantz to led zeplehn’s, “stairway to hebbun” kitteh moobin on up.
oar teh heme frum “Mobin awn up”???
sorree to voat against yoo, salleh, but ai wud liek “stairway to hebbun” too. Mutch nostalgia there! Do wee just doo free danse?
Fur yoo, handikat.
*glyde glyde dip glyde slowleetwihrl handsoutstretched
repeet*
Ok ai can do dat too…
“slide slide slide…..twurl and dip …..hanz obber mi hed an waving around….
an twurl sum moar…….”
*ai iz wearin mi long flowy skirt so iz fun to twurl …..*
Fankoo, Janet an salleh an july
I is bad at danse - so I sits heeer an headsbang to deh rawk music
*rawk rawk rawk*
anyway, is a gut change frum teh “megan awards” on “caturday at the DMV”. (though I mush edmit to a perverse inner giggle at it)
u can has kyoot boss!
Oh kitteh… dun U kno, teh same kittehs you see on way up are same kittehs you see on way down?
furst prawktiss for cirque du soleil acrobatkits
Eye sorri, wii iz gonna haz tu let u go. U wuz een charge yesserdai uv pushin da ICHC picher poppin owt button, while wii were havin da Crizmaz partay. An u phailed tu push da button awl dai. Doez cheez peepz had tu go mos uff da dai wif owt a new picher. Eff u can even handle dat mount uff reponzabilitee, how can wii be keepin u?
yoo gonna be keepin meh cuz i noes ware yoo dumped
de atomic waste an wares yoo burried de mailmannz
pantz dat borker bit de hole in an sydez dat…..
ceiling cat gab meh da tapes…..
i finks yoo need to reconsider yur opshuns…
an wii still be frenz
k
R U shoor tarzancat got hims start tis wae?
i doan fink hii gotted two teh top taht way–I finks hii swung ober on a vine or sumping like dat.
teh lader to suxces bginz wif teh 4hed step
B kairful, kitteh. Iz da saym peeplz u meet awn da wai down.
fayse u steps on 2dai is on nuther endz ob @ss u cud has 2 kiss tomollow.
Teh korprit laddur… ur it.
Dere’s da 1 stayin put in hiz propurr place
Dere’s da 1 wiv hiz footz in teh other 1’s face
Look atz me, Missuz Luvvit, look atz u!
Brown-nozer kitteh sez
Shoor, step on my ie if u want boss.
Heer, lemme gif U mah froat.
You reely step wit such finess
Mario kitteh be practisin dubul jump
Korprit ladder haz fuzzee rungs! NE moar kittehs to helps me gets to top??
Dawrk Strypee Kitteh
suffurrz Tarrgett Fikkssayshun
which canz hurtz utthurrz
Sillvurree Kitteh
feenkz, “I sawree!” juss duz nawt
cutz it. Wantz paybakk!
Lawtz ubz uddurr toyz
2 pay wiff. Wye arz sweengeeng
feengz so pupyoolurr?
Jack.
Dis wut dey mean by clawin ur way to teh top?
yesh–mush uze poynty endz!
Dang
Robbin a bank iz nawt as eezy as I thot
Eventually Roy Horn settled on less risky forms of animal training.
maek tihs foar teh motivashunal-theemd postarrs foar 2 put @ teh bizness skoolz n stuf.
Sadly, this reminds me entirely too much of my two detested housemates. One is the female version of Draco Malfoy, and the other is a female Crabbe or Goyle.
DOAN LETS TEH KITTEHS BYTE U AWN TEH BUTTZ AWN TEH WAI UPS!
Oh, mai!! That soundz eggstremelee unpleasunt. Hoep yoo can just ignore tehm moast ov teh tiem.
but TC !!! jest fink…… u dont hab to putz up wif dem much lawnger !!!
YEAH !!!!!
ain’t it grand ????
Tiger Cat is prancing around the room with his new fishing pole, cat-ching air bass or mebbe air trout, reeling in…its a big one, one for the wall, the reel sings..eeeeeeeeee…steps on the boulder to get closer to the water (whoops, thanks Bob for the lift)
Er, no worries, Tiger….
berry perceptif an phunny!!
THot fore teh day:
“I lift me, and thee lift me and we both ascend together”
—John Greenleaf Whittier.
They looks like pals don they? Seem like the white kitteh is friendly “supportive” ket.
What a beautiful quote. I had never heard that and now I has treasures of it!
Dis are awezome! I luv it! So tru
hahhahaha, it’s funny because it’s true
oh lulz!