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dis teh line for the driving test… plz. cats r not gud drivers
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Freon
Where’s Waldo Kitteh?
congratz fur teh nawt-sekkond!
u has nawt had danse yet? wut kind u wantz?
since teh kittehs are waytin at teh dmv, I fink I do a lyne dans while u tink abut it.
wen I danse dey call me meceraina,
and teh boyz tehy sai ksoibwena!
moves wif me! danse wif me!
an if ur gud i takes u hoem wif me!
oh, also my url is 4 a video of theese kittehs. is gud.
does we get in truble 4 dubble postage heer?
OMG!!!!
Dear dancecauzizhappy,
I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT VIDEO!
I loves the kittehs, of course, but really!
Way, way too much!
Thanks for letting us know!
OMGWTFBBQ!!! Dey iz kitiz nawt chikkinz!!! omg!!! teh gyint WTF!!! omgz!! Teh stampeeeeed noyz is lyk… O.O!! Ramyndz meh ov dat soopurbole kat-hurding kommurshil. LOL
Kleerlie dis laydee need moar vurtikul storij spayss foar hur kitiz. Moar shelfz. Yeth.
I love it when the cats start to jump all around!!!
O.O
Hims in de middul wif de lazur eyz. himz de ownlee wun wif de layzurz. mus be waldo.
Where’s Cali Baba?
DAR HE IZ! DAR! …no…. ovr dar…. gawd u tard his RITE DAR! ugh nvrmnd.
WHERS TEH LIIN?
ORDAR kittehs! nao!!!!
Kittehs alwayz pass teh ritten ekzam and I-test. Dey keeps fayling teh rode test. Took dribing lessons from Toonces.
liddle grey kitteh ober da bak ob da pixtur iz praktizin him dextereteez wiv himz bak leg, nebber knowz wen mergencie stpz be neededz!
Himz a liddle grey n whities onez, nots all de grey, sowwie
Squidge… um… WHICH WUN?!?! Lawlz.
Ai know – ai cudn’t find teh rite wun either.
Sry, u being second today.
Toonces! SNL FTW!
oh noez!! the cloning masheen iz brokin!!!
Doan werry, Calvin jus lef teh dooplicayter on agin.
Hims fiks it wen him get hoem from skool.
i duz hope he rememememburd to instal teh ethicator dis tyme!
Ai lub teh fantum blak floofy tayl at teh bottum.
Grats on bein nawt-second!
LAWL whish wun!?!
Smells like re tail!! This reminds me of teh christmas crowds at werk.
Grats, you is bein nawt-second!
U see? Dis why u no wayt until Christmus Eev 2 do ur shoppinz!
Or teh post offis yestiddy. I told my boss: “a certified letter to go out on 12/14? Have u lost ur mind?” He just smiled (you know, THAT smile).
I can has spay or newter? kthx. I no lyk kidz. bai.
Grats, u is also being nawt-second!
Fluffy cat say ‘Plz no call muh nuhmbah whale Iz ‘n teh pottah kthx’
Grats on teh nawt-second!
This is just the waiting room, to get the form to fill out to stand in line to listen carefully because the menu has changed to press one for english -two for spanish -three for feline……
Annuder nawt-second winnar!
how am I supposed to take a number, if I have no opposable thumbs?
Oh noes!!1! No lolspeaks?
Congratz, u is nawt-second!
scattergram
U iz gettin the idea by now, I hopez.
yu iz varee strayng, meagen. Varee.
It iz Meagen, alas, hoo duzn’t get teh idea. But at leest she iz honest enuf to uze her awn (maybee, eneway) own nayme. Unliek Anon & nonneeduck. Ai alwaiz wunder wai peeple pop in heer an trai to sho us teh errorz ov our waiz!!!
tee hee….ai waz wunderin wen sumwun waz gonna sai sumfin about her…..taht waz a masterful “ingorin ” of sumwuin…..Meagan iz going awn an awn …an teh cheezpeepz jest went about r business enjoi teh postin an eech odder, steppin ober her remurkz lik dey want eben der……an gibin her teh low brugerz…..
wat an amazin groop of peeplez…..(uz ai meen)
peepz lik meagan is berry stranj tho……we nawt bodderin aniwun, jest obber heer habin sum fun, iz nawt REQWUIRED to com to dis site…..ifn u dusent lik dis plase, u doesnt hab to be heer…..
Janet, did u getz mostest ob ur werk don???? nise to see u round agin…..
salleh – sumday we must meet sumwhere!! We ar so aliek – and nawt aliek – purrfekt fur frenz – there is alwaiz, wif bffs, teh serious wun (that wud be mee) – and teh devilish wun awaiz gettin into sumthing – an taht wud be yoo!
ai, too, wuz marvelin at the ignoring goin awn. “Ooops – sumthin awn the floor. Ai cum bak later wif broom and sweep it up.”
an no, ai’m nawt even cloase to gettin everthing dun! Mai tiem heer will be erratic ”til after Christmas, but will pop in wehn ai can. Rite nao ai just came in frum shoveling sno – over a foot an still fawling. (Note to self – get sno-blower!!!) But ai don’t shovel fur lawng periods of tiem, (ov corse!!), so maybee no wun will even notice taht ai am nawt heer!
This is one of a series of fotos taken by ceinling cat to use later for furmailing kittehs
A moose once bit my sister…
*sacks*
Smallz group n da middelz uv da pixtur haz upsetz a membur and she iz walkingz outz singins ‘Pweaze dun talkz aboutz mee wen I’se goned!
No rili! She was tryin to put wheels on it.
unimplewment benefeetzes, wii needz them!
Gratz on not-second post, mate.
how long before one poops?
Hmmm, gud poynt. As I studdie teh pikshur more, I be thinking dis room reely be teh bafroom. Kittehs habing trubbel forming a singul file line. Dis can onlee leed to a bad axident.
hummm-
mus awl bees gurl catz den- boys cats bafroom neber hab linz….
momcat
Ur prufes of I. Dee. does nawt adds up ta siks poynts
Sry plz taik bus kthxbai
tihs pic maeks me tihnk onlee of CRIMMUS SHAWPEENG!!!! goin 2 teh mall and i will bye a alligatr purze, a baesbal bat, sum candee caenz…….
a duzen dinkee dunken donuts, eleven elfs, and sum frittatas,
a grizlee bare, a hole heep ob hats, a impitygo cyur…
juniper tree, kitchenware, leeks
mousies, (toi wunz by teh dozen), needle-noze plhyerz, oktareenz, perfoomz (teh trdishunal crissmas giff)…..
quille, réfrierateure, et un souvenir….
momcat
toyz, underware and a viyolin
wart remover, xtreem sports equipment, yard flamingoes and zebra patterned fabrik
bud furst i buyed a huge SUV wid a traylor in bak 2 put awl ob teh chrissmus presense in.
O, crap!!! I forgotted to git moar rapping paper!!!
*sighz* u gyz all havinz sush inchristink krizmizz. I byez ummmm
A hanbag an’ wallit, a swettur…. Den I goez to werk at teh reetayl. LOLZ!!
lol, dees catz reely rushen catz from saiberia: youtube.com/watch?v=p9P1DmgXOCg
in Russia……cat haz U !
*blushes* weeellllll sumwun hadda sai it…..
*pat pat* yur rite salleh. sumwun did.
I fink itz neat dat they can has churs
Kittehs lurvs churs, leev warm spots and fuzzzys fur hoomin buttoms.
oh noes, dat reminds me, must go get car inspektifyed today. do not want!
Is casting call for Cats!
for AMERICAS NEXT TOP CAT! with diarrhea skanks!
Count the cats, I got 71!
72! (includin’ fotogopher kitteh!)
Soon dey b mai unhowlee armee uf da nite! BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Auditions for Ameri-cat Idol are always a zoo.
Dis is pic frum rushin cat ladys ‘partment. she haz 130 catz, teh luckee lady! mai url has a videeo. is awesome.
Oy Vey!
Dis be too manee kittehs in wun place. Not good for teh Kittehs! Kittehs NOT LYKE!
Duz look nise an kleen tho.Iz hard wurk keepin awl thows kittehs room kleen!
is verreh cleen. is teh onlee reeson i not freeked owt bai it. i jus hopes tehy is nawt ‘intakt’ kittehs. culd get messeh qwicklee.
I tink dey is wayting for dopshun. Menny shelterz has vyoowing roomz like dese – iz better dan teeny cayges and kittehs are more comfterbuls an frendlee to peepls.
Freeekee laydeeeee!!
LAWL
In sovyit rusha, KRAYZEE KAT LAYDEE HAS YU!!!
And yu, an’ yu, an’ yu…. an’ ALL OV YU!!!
*muwahahaha!!*
Place the vessel on the mat.
heyyyyyyy….holdz on dere! i nebber sed dat….who DIS Gladys iz????
I are confoozimocated.
Kittehz heer. Kittehz
thayr. Caturrday Kittehz can
haz no tyme 2 spayr!
Caturrday iz much
spesshull day 4 Kittehz hoo
lubbz 2 rawmpz andz play!
Kittehz no canz tayk
a Numburr! Kitehz no haz
fummbs, 4 Hebbin’s sayk!
Kittehz ubz awll shayp
andz syze markz terreetorree,
whichz amz verreh wyze
Jack.
which makes having thumbs so handy…pee yew
new cologne from ICHC: “Possessive” Mark yer territory in a special dashing way!
pics of tux cat looking smug with lady kets swooning around him.
Leaf: OMFGYES!!!
nd if teh kittehz *haz* fumbz, wuld tehy luk @ teh numbarr? dint fink so eithur
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO !!! : )
gud poynt !!
BBQ
Caturday at the DMV….
….or at the free clinic
…or at the food court at the mall
…or bus station, or waiting for the monorail
iz much pleh!!! wood rahter hab “Catterday in teh Park”
caturday in teh park with jorge … the mewsical
Chicago reference full of win!
“Caturday in teh Park,
I tink it wuz teh 4th of Joolye…”
It can’t be coincidence that the ads seem to match the captions…How is that done I wonder? Rite now i seeing ad for a dept of motor vehicle exam!
Cheez an Tofu geeneeus biz peepz, geeneeus lolcats peepz, geeneeus IT peepz, iz purrfec stormm of grate sukksess, Cheez n Tufu get plenny prosperities, bring much happies to ebberyone. Winz-winz ebberyware.
oh iz majical…ok dokey
synchronicity, they has it.
Ai thot mite bee majical, but waz nawt shurr. Gud to know.
perfect photo i wish my house looked like that
I recognize the source image:
http://englishrussia.com/?p=1199
tankz furr taht: iz awefull, tho
casting call foar de next fox realitee show…
stay tooned to see wich kitteh winz de noo doge caravan !!!
wut u meen “butt, weer kittehz!”? plz lern 2 kew. kthxbai.
0-0…….bwink, bwink……0-o…..
Dats a lotta kitties!
Please place the vessel on the mat
dis open howse on design 2 sell – wher lisa n clive?
I knowz! itz free cheezburgr day! deyz all jes waitin for deir burgr.
(O hai, I’s sumwhut new heers, I wavin tu yuz nao, yu no see mee? sok, I be roun moar. Hopez I kan makes yu laff lotz. Kthxbai)
welcum! Awalys gald to haf nu peeple heer!
*wavin back*
Hai, Geekypyro – nice to hav yoo heer. Has yoo been lurking fur a while?
deer lolpeeps
accordign to holidays.net todai is:
Cat Herders Day!
*purrsunallee ai think itz ebryday at mai howse*
Yah Hoo!
members dis? Iz wun ub few commersals I akshually member
hooray fur da cat herders!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz1iNSqqixc
hilly-air-ee-us!!!
Dis b mai hows wen I b 60 yeers ode! =o
Guess the number of kittehs and win a prize…
WOW THAT IS A LOT OF CATS HOW DO U HAVE SO MUCH
GUESS U HAVE TO COUNT HOW MANY CATS THAT WAZ
whut…teh DMV iz opin on CATURDAY now?????
don’t want!!!
Dis picher bigs me a nedake. Rlly.
i meended “HEADACHE” — (my hed hurted too much fer mii too spell rite!)
gibs me anedake, two
At the Family Planning Clinic the day after Caturday
The source = EnglishRussia.com. An article about a lady who took care of 130 cats.
ther r 54 kats there!