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poor kitteh, overactz iz peece n schoolz playz n hurtz him pwurty head
dat’s whut he wants yU too bleev!
o mai gawd i iz ssoooooo kyute! mai heds bowt 2 splort n i gotta holds it wif mai paw!! tihs iz just teh endz ob teh werld!!!!!!
Oh mai gudniss! Self-splorting! I heerz datz illegal in sum staets . . .
seeling kat kan see yoo self-splorting…
(narrator in background)
An, Low, the anjul off da Lawd, shoned ’round abowt hims,
an he wuz, Soar Afraid!”
fraidy kat is type kast.
An tats wut Christmis is alw abowt Charlee Brown
Shush dere in der bak, dis is mai big def seen!
Oh twoo apofekary, dhy drugs are kwik!
Dus wif a kiss ai daye!
Shaykspeer FTW!!!
Yay, Lolspeare! Us hasnt had dat in quite a wile.
wut kinda fursty dance fur Squidge? Thru teh magick of teh Innerwebs, I duz teh Dying Swan.
*float, float*
*flutter flutter*
*blarg I am ded*
I doez teh blak swan part dehn.
In teh reel whirled I nawt dans bally, but ah doez luik guid in blak.
Ai am buying mee a tiket fur this. Can yoo (halp!! whar ar the ballay dancers? I has furgotted what this is called)) do thos mennee mennee tworlee things awn point?
But lukkin guid in blak mite just bee awl yoo hav to do! LOL. well, smiling, eneway.
Pier-oh-wets.
Like wut yoo git wen yoo fawl awf a dock.
I beleef u mean fou-ett-ay terns
Glad to nawt need acksual spellinks
I tooked ballay wen I was a kitn. Teh peeroowett was sposed to be teh hardest step of all, but I dunno. Teh foowettay was pritty tuff, too. I iz too short to be a reel dantser, but thru teh magick of teh Innerwebs, I iz Margot Fonteyn.
*float float*
*flutter flutter*
*pirouette*
etc.
Sort ov awn topic. Ai think thsi is Maus’s opening nite fur the Nutcracker. We must awl say “Merde” fur Maus. (Remember, in ballay, they do nawt say “brake a leg” – fur reesons moast obvious!)
Fank you JCH4K. I has been so bizzy tihs week wif rehersals taht I hasnt postid much.
Tihs kitteh remines me of… ME, at the end uv Teh Battel, wehn Teh Mous King has dieded, verry dramaticly, uv corse.
*HumanSpeak*
J: the name of the ballet step you want is “fouetté rond de jambe en tournant”, often abbreviated to just “fouetté”. If a ballerina can do 32 of these consecutively, she is considered to be among the best.
Much ‘MERDE’ Maus!!
that remark stinks!
As U spell it “Maus”, wood U prefurr a “Scheisse” 2 a “Merde”?
Oh Maus, joo is a ballereenie? I LURVES teh ballay! Menny gud lucks to joo on joor opening nite!
Merde to da Maus!
Fanks to all fur teh Merdes. I fink I shal has much lucks tonite! I will die extry dramatic fur my ICHC frens.
Merde to the Maus! I know your performance will be fantastic!
iz der anifing moar filling dan teh opening furst nite…….oh joy oh rapture !!!!!
we’ll be finking ob u mous…….knock ‘em dead…..
ai fink ai speek fer awl ob uz wen ai sai we wisheses we cood awl be der to cheer u awn……
u’ll jest hab to fink ob awl ur lolfrens as being ur inbisible audie…adie….audeeance !
ai playign ‘da swan’ on mai chello for backgrownd mewsic
Oh *sigh* Taht wuz awl so lufflee.
wish eye culd here U–lubs cello–
needz luvs an snorgalz n floofy blankie un frozed peas 4 n iceypakz 4 himz pour head
in short, hymn neads yore komplete attenshuns and devoshuns. Hueman.
stat!
Do kitteh needs CCC? We has nyce warm blankie and frozin peas waitin fur hims. Butt no choklits. Choklits is bad fur teh kittehs. We gib hims gushifud instedd.
if you rly lubs dis kitteh, be sure dey is bird eyez peaz … no jenaric peaz for dis kitteh
mellowdrama kitten is mellow
and dramatik
thay call him mellow yellow
forgetz tha rezt ov da songz
kwite ritely
an teh drink, 2.
My Alabama auntie always called it Yeller Meller.
Aiym jus mad abowt Saffron . . .
Saffron’z mad abowt mi,
>repeat<
Dehy kall mi Melloh Yelloh, dahtz rite,
Dehy kall mi Melloh Yelloh, dahtz rite,
Teh onlee Donovan song ah noze NE ob!
negst vurse!
ahm jus mad aboot fourteen,
fourteen’s mad aboot meh,
DAH Dah ahm juss a-mad about a-fourteen,
she’s juss mad aboot meh.
tehy cawl meh mello yello,
(kwite ritely)
tehy cawl meh mello yello,
(kwite ritely)
adn sew awn and sew forth.
tank yoo, tank yoo, yoo’ve bean a lurvely audieence!
NEbuddy bemember teh vers dat goes
ee-leck-trickle banana
gonna be teh latest rage
(or sumpin like dat)
ok, as to be spected…….ai has a stori…….welll, chilluns ….it waz a lawng tyme ago, in Holliwood, dat Donoban play at teh Holliwood Bowl mi roomates an ai drobe up frum orangy Cownty, wher we libbed, an as it waz 1968, we awl ……*lukz arond for nakrz* ……*whispers* droppeded sum acid……..(oh yes chillunz ai waz a trooly wild child) an ai sat frew teh HOLE consert,………nuffin……..til ai stood up to leef…. an den ………baroooooom!!!!!! perfectly tymed wif teh END ob teh show.!!!!
wat a maroon……
awrit- here goes
(shud be doin homwurk…. don wana….)
kinda coolz vidamao dat seams rit fur song
www,youtube.com/watch?v=EQz_s8Yw1Us
n hearz da lyricz
http://www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Donovan/Mellow-Yellow.html
vidamo seiz iz bout drugz mad wif bananana…… neber herds dat……
momcat
oopz
tries again….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQz_s8Yw1Us
momcat
oh ai memberz bout bananananz…. u waz posed to dri ouawt teh skinz an den smoke dem.. posed to getz u hi, but no wun ai ebber new beleefed taht….. soneded too silleh
catalepsy
he haz it.
ai can has cat-a-tonic to – plz pass rownd
eye wood, butt ebbreyboddy seamz 2 B frozen stiff az a board!
tee-hee
kitteh sleep-akting!
knowne side effect of teh catbien sleeping pillz
dey awl rowlled over an won fell out!
And dey gaves a liddl skreem and dey gaves a liddl shout
Plees! Amember too ty a nawt in yur pahjahmahs; singul beds R oenlee maed fore wun!
Tanks, nao I haf dat sawng in mai hed all day… (I’z a childrun’s libereeun, I hearz dat sawng a lot)
yU B hereing sawing N teh libeary?
dey iz dueing construkshun werk?
and de liddle won sed – good night!
ya gotta lov teh kitnz…… dat behbeh is sowm asleep an in teh oddestest ob postshunz …….ai lov teh bak leg, so limp, if u pikeded it up sawftly an dropped it baqk dwon, it wood just go ,,,*flop*
an himz preshuss widdle punkin hed basking in teh sun! wif teh bitty paw on top ob it.
Luks liek kitkay iz about 2 splort – stanby!
Uh oh–here kitkay, put dis CHRG (wdoi) on yer hed. Heres sum duck tape to hold it on. Nao ur reddy to luk at dis preshus bebbeh.
An heerz a sekkund CHRG jus in caes! If yoo strap it awn just so, yu luks liek a rayndeer!
Luk hao cyoot yoo luks innit!
*snikr*
ai gotz a red sharpee to drawr a big red roodolf nose awn teh sekind glub.
*snort*
I lykes my baynes.
wanna keep dem in my hed…
whutz left ob dem.
kitteh praktissin fer teh silly sleeping poze Olempickz!
http://www.themoggy.com/olympics.htm
R U a restless sleeper?
Try R new______ *insert produkt nayme*
handcuffs?
duct tape?
(looks at Kathleen strangely)
U intrist mi straynjlee, yung miss. Shall wii teleport 2 mai klozet, & tawk aboot fashyon?
sledj hamma
naw, taht wun ees fur teh anastheesia, altho, eet culd be necissary een eggstream cases ai suppose.
okies i chaje it to
de nice white jakket whut bukles in de back.
“der comin to take me away
ha ho ho he he
to the funni farm
wher life iz beautiful
AWL tehb tyme
and dose nise young men in
der cleen whyte shirts…..”
u wans sledj hamma?
ok-
hear it iz……
www. youtube.com/watch?v=hqyc37aOqT0
momcat
this is relevant to mai intrests
OT.
iz aniwun else lacking der numburs ????? ai offen go bak to page 1 (oar watebber) to go to annodder images…..an ai gotz no pagez numburs lisgt awn teh side …….
iz nawt so grate aktually.
I nawt notuss til U sez, but I haz no payj numburz eidah.
saem heer, berry noying.
An latelee teh payg layouwt sumtiems gets borked in mai Fyerfox, but stil werks fain in Innernet Xplorer. Mos mistifyign.
Daht R jst Wurdprez been teh stoopy and teh stroppee. I getz random borked bitz in Intrunet Explodur 2.
Is werse. Sum ov teh pikshures awn the comminz paiges in July ar missing. Nao comminz maek nawt so mutch sense.
da numbrs b at teh botom of pix pages not on any comments…me hub let me no
i furst tawt u were talking about the kitteh’s sleep numbur … i tink it is 3.
You are all full of so much fail. Get off of my internet, and get back to raising your snotty kids, or studying for your exams for your worthless English degree.
Werlcum to teh innernet zoo.
Pleez be keepin hans an feets owt of enklosjures
an pleez doan feed teh trolls.
Tanking yoo in advens
Der mannijmint
An plz to be keepin yor whiskurz, pawz, an tayls saefly *insied* de vehikkle.
And AWAIII WE GOES!!!!
O, soe srry, wii didnt meen two git on yore “own personal internets”. I guezz teh internets is a truck, afterawll. Ebbryting dumpt awl togither an such like.
BTW, tanks alott fore teh Irony!!!
Troll eggsampul #6, ai beleeve.
How come the trolls are always named anonymous? If they are going to bother, can’t they come up with anything better than that?
Because they’re freaking cowards. They don’t even have the balls to make up an original fake name like the rest of us.
ai awls likd yur Pooh bear nam Cottleston Pie, iz wun ub mia favrit Pooh rhyms -a long wif “an nobudi noaws (tiddly pom) how cold mai toes ( tiddly pom) r grown..
mine not so gud- jus tru…..
momcat
This is nawt relevunt 2 mah intrists.
What a d*ck.
a duck? Yoo think nonneemaus iz a duck?
ummm, I thing he’s tawking abote richard.
yay kitkay! ai haz a frend hoo awlwayz sez taht. he lookz teh awfending troll inna eye n sez, “is taht reely wut yoo fink, richid?” eeben iff teh troll is a gurl!
Ah duk wood maek maor sens.
Janet, Janet, Janet, tri anodder vowel.
Eye tought da same ting tu wen eye furs red eet. An now eye cant getz da llama song outta mye head! (cauz uff da duk) Den eye came upp wit da llama song fur da troll. Witch den led tu da badger song fur da troll.
Try Winamp…it beats the llama’s a$$
GNARR GNARR GNARR
and fyi, i has a yoosless theeayter dugree.
neener.
and ai has useless mewic & theeater dugreez.
neener, neerner.
an I has a useless PhD an tenure. neener, neener, neener
whut kinda doctor are yU?
Useless PhD in English. I manages to find uses fur it now an den.
hey i has 2 of dose … a BA and an MFA …
i gots a BA in mewsic and MCM frum Nawlins Baptsht Semetary, er, sEminary.
wisht i had a dugree in duh ingrish- just a wanabee ingrish majur, i guess!
Me three.
Oh Wait!!! Ai can doo bedder.
Ai has established teh best US Armee comewnitee theatre in the whole wide whirrled (it’s offishul – ai’m nawt maeking this up), and has trayned manee ov the peepl still werking fur the morale ov our troops – and has chanjed the lives ov hurdreds, purrhaps thousands ov peeple fur the bedder.
What hav yoo dun wif YUR lief, nonneeduck?
Hay, himz ownz teh Innernet.
gigglol- s’wurth habbin trollz leaking drivul round here jest to reed da funniful rezponzes like dis wun!
ai jyon u awl, ai too hab a perfekli uselesses degreee !!!!! a BFA in photografy, (wif a minot in etching) an iz in FILM ( so last decade man) photograpfy…..
ai meen still film nawt moshun pitturse….der ar 4 odder wunz in mi fambly wif degreeses in moshun pitturs
BSc, and working on CEng status.
And ebin furthur off topic, on hols and no broadband for neckst 3 weeks.
hav a wunderful tiem. We will awl miss yoo.
An thankz fur letting us know. Wuz verree – thottee. Yoo know, it maeks mee nervous wehn peepl ai liek heer just disappeer. Wun hoeps thay haz nawt met sum terribul fate. Hao wud we ever know?
Tank U mushlee. Ah noze, so ah traiz 2 membur an sez.
*wavez by-by* haz a wunnerful tym!!!!!!
I alzo has degreez in literchoor an medisin an stuf. But more importuntly I haz a brane an a sentz of hyoomur to go wiz them. Wich sum peepls aparuntly dont. Even tho they aparuntly own teh internetz.
i has usless teechind degree – trust me on dis.
dat nonnymutt mus be in wun of my classes. sorree it got owt.
back ~whip crack~
back ~whip crack~
sumwun bring me da taser
doan taze me bro!…but bai all meenz..taze nonameweener!
dogbotherer – ai hav red this nao several times, and every tiem ai reed it, yur commint getz funnier. Ai think yoo has akshullee maed a marvelous noo way ov seeing these trolls.
“a nonny mutt” A snarling vishous creechur, verree uglee
ai see yoo wif teh whip – luking liek maybee – o whatshurname – the Princess Warrior!!
*back ~whip crack~
back ~whip crack~*
A glorious site!!
or Sigornay weeber in Alyuns! She wud tak kare of dem nonnymutts.
ah Janet… her naem Zena……. n she iz wun ob mi heroz……..srsy ai useded to watch Zena an Hercles awl teh tym……. dey waz gud shoowz….
hey dat ‘minds me,……dat guy hoo plaid Hercues…..Kevn Sorbn……. he iz teh cyute !!!!! maybi ai shood trade Alan Ricklemn in fur him…..
Ya……Ai gotz awl future dibz on Kevin Sorbn……mien , awl mien……
oh noes!!! Salleeh! Ai feer we must fites to the deth.
i’ll see yore 2 werthless degreez, an raise yU my snaut-nosey kids–awl done raising dem!
umm….think think think…oh i noes…i work and pay my bills on time and play with the cheezies and …its good fun….the degrees i have look good! *on the oven*
well that was useless…hee…thxgbai!
I already has acheeved mai English degrees – in 1989.
Nao I works and comes heer to laff wit teh cheezpeeps.
They is teh gud peeps.
U no see dis – I piddy u. *pat pat pat*
BA in ling-wistics….not useless cos ai jus got job in hihskool liberry!
Oh, MOM!
U allwais naggin mee!
*stomps off too go do chorez*
and whut makes you thinnk an english degree is worthless?
(nawt that I have one, i’m trying to get into computer science, or, failing that, chemistry)
momcat was an english major before she became a psych major, and I think she should have stuck with english. you may not be able to get many jobs but you become intimately aquainted with this beautiful and nonsensical thing that is the english language.
in other words, shut up or I’ll make you shut up.
pbbbttt! gascat!
engerlish maja wuz phun, didz mani kool writins on da shakesphere n poemz n whatnot. Butz dat waz da 1980’s…… wantd two beez lolbrarian butz deh klose da skool of lolbrary afta I gotz der ( da faculti foughted two much wif adminstration ‘cordn two mai dadz who waiz professer in edumacational psychologi).
Sos I granulated az a psychology maja- waiz easi- I libed da psychologi atz hom…….
wenz u psycomalology maja, uz kan anamalyz da trolls. les sees-
umz obviusly haz agression issues,haz grandiose self affect (az seen bi innernetz commnt), mos likli low self es steam (mus makz self feelz bedda by denigrating obers), low scor in lolanguage achivementz cud indicatz low scor in lol IQ ( no reelz data heerz yet…), haz obsesession issues (wif ICHC).
Naow….
sinc I amz becomin a reel especial edumcation teacha (jus para naow….) I cud writ da troll a behavioral Indivdiualized edumacation plan…… dat beez mor fun den da wun Iz (nawt) wurkn on naow….
Sees gascat- psychomalolgy maja nawt sos bad!
momcat
oo yes, troll IEP, I wants it!
Gee, I guess you don’t want any Christmas presents! We play nice here, so please take your toys and go play somewhere else.
Thank you and good bye forever, sir/madam!
go play in propellers
JJtucker, I meant the troll, not you. (jus had to clarify)
S’okey, patticlan. We noo!
Ingrish degrees – we awlreddy gots…we all is studyin to be lawyurs to protict de kittehs from jurks in deh toobs.
enny buddy else notuss taht anonimouth uses teh cheez syntacks? “yoo are awl full ob soe mush fail.” ai fink teh anonitroll is ackshully a closit ICHC lubber. ’sokay anonitroll! dis be 2007…come out! come out! come out ob teh closit!
butt if yoo dun want too, ai’ll juszt sit n say a kwyet prayur fur ur awbveeuslee lonelee n emptee exist…eksist…lyfe.
4.o gpa and nao i failz … oh wells
Oh noez. Teh urn R fawlin obur oan teh kitteh!
sumwun must reskew teh sweet babeh!
(teh fawlling ober urn must bee – liek heroine fayting awn the trayne trax.)
en then along came jones
tall thin jones
slow walkin jones
slow talkin jones
along came long lean lanky jones
Purrfekt!
“Wut’s a Grecian urn?”
“Oh, about 8 drachmas a day.”
Sunbeams… I haz dem
w00t!!!
Is a daisie kittn, turnin fays to sunbeem.
*heart melting*
Iz liek when plantz do dat ting uv faysing de sun – we kals dis “kitteh-tropism.”
luk lyk babbeh kitteh starteded frum liddel kitteh bed den falloow sunbeem across shellf in her sleep.
iz nowt sleep walknig.
wat is cawled?
Sleep craulink? Sleep scootink? Sleep squiglink?
Something of dat kind type nature.
it werr a dark an stormee nite………….
OH! Teh Hunamities!
you can find plenty uv worthless degreez in teh hunamities departmentz
Ai envy all u peeps who have degrees because it means you have so much more education than I do. (I only have a 3 year diploma in nursing from way back in the dark ages). I have taken a few college courses and will prob take more. No one can take your education away from you.
patticlan – nawt to werry. Degrees ar nice, becuz they can open doors taht mite otterwise remayn closed. But wun ov the smartest, well-red, travelled awl over the werld, knowing everything abawt historee, geographee, mewsic loving (classical, opera, countree western- etc), theatre and concert going purrson ai ever new wuz mai Dad. An he never gotted past 8th grade in formal edumacayshun. He wuz the oldest ov ate an had to halp urn munnies fur the famblee.
An he cud do evereething else as well, an a grate photographer and teh nicest purrson yoo cud ever want to meet. He died just foar munth short ov hiz and mai Mom’s 70th wedding anniversarrey. And nebber, nebber, nebber did ai heer a cross werd betwen them.
An it awaiz bothered him taht we awl got ar degreez and he dint. Yet he new moar than we did.
what ai’m saying is – a degree iz nice to have – yes. But NEVER feel bad if you hasn’t got wun. Educashun duzznt hav to come from being in collej.
Mai older sister, the wun hoo lives in Salt Lake City (an is purrrfekt) wuz also a mewsik major in collej. Peepl asked her – wai, wehn yoo are so smart in (you name it) are yoo majoring in mewsik? She sayed – oh, I can lern taht awn mai own. (an she did). Fur mewsik, ai must hav a teecher!
but yoo, patticlan, has the gift ov the funneh, as well as a brite an inqwireing mind. Ai’m shur yoo will go as far as yoo want to.
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Thank you Janet. I really didn’t mean to sound down on myself. I do a lot of reading and have many interests (just to learn things). I was afraid that so many peeps were dissing their educations, but then reread the comments and realized that most were being sarcastic because of the stoopy troll.
I really do not understand what drives the trolls to make their stoopy comments. I have held my sarcastic tongue more than once just so as not to give them the satisfaction of knowing that they bother me.
It is really a pleasure to spend time with all you very nice peeps. I feel so fortunate to have found this site (and by accident yet)
Hugs hugs hugs to all my cheezfrenz
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Patticlan ………u had a ……serindipitous !!! occuraunce !! (findin teh ICHC site )
ai lov dose !!
an ai forgotted to sai……dosnt JCH4K sai teh nisest fingz ???? ( but nawt awl drippy, she jeest “getz it” )
an ai must say, salleh – tahnk yoo fur yur most kind thots. Ai gratelee feer teh “drippee.” If yoo ever see mee being the drippee, pleese to giv mee a poke.
ai unnerstanz ur feers….. ai also ha a feer ob bein whiney (membr teh “Whinerz” awn SNL???? waz lik lissenin to fingernalez awn a blakbord)
so u poke mee ifn ai soind whiney….k??
mutual pokes – agreed.
you are so lucky to have such a wonderful family–rlly, rlly lucky
patticlan, patticlan -
ai finallee figured owt degrees while raizign lilpeeps. degrees r for profeshuns wich reqwire dem. Der r profushuns wich do nowt reqwre dem. but eberywon hab opportunity for educashin – lyfelowng pursuwt en wateber intrest u! hoorai for da librarees, internet, adult ed classes, military, clubs, volunteer orgz, lolfrenz, etc ….
n speshial hoorai for nurses – specially dark ages wons – dey VERY knowlejbol n VERY speriensed. meny reli on u!
so, patticlan – du nowt underestemait ur valu n wisdom u hab garnered awl des yeres.
philene…… i fink u jest sed th smartest fing i have ebber herd heer. ( & i hab heerd a lotta smart fing sed heer…a LOT)
but degrez r fur prfessuns hoo require dem…….. now DATZ brillint !!!
kitteh has attak of teh vapors! kwik mawd pass teh smelly salts!
Auwnt Pittypat in dramatik swoon!
Errm, gonwifdawind pittypat, nawt ichc pittypat
O deer yankees in georgia! How dey evver get in?
Evertine i thinks of it i be feelin faynt!
sum idjit left de door opin and sherman jes marcht rite in!
its gitt ‘em owt dats gonna be de problum.
tek dem tite widdle shews off, miss pitty. dat’ll mek dah swoons go way. an haf sum choklit.
hims mostly ded……..
hims been mostly ded awl day
yabbut, iz beeeg differunt frum AWL-DED!
deres ownlee wun fing to if hims all ded….
wun fing to do, I meen, if hims all ded……..
goe thru hiz furr an look for loose monies?
boom-boom!
I’ll lyne em up an yu nock em down!
umm…yore way iz naut berry splortsman-lyke
Im not yoused to fihting just wun persun
Nechuralee, u mus xpek me tu atak wif Cato Fero.
U guize has apparretnly memerized teh hole script of Teh Princess Bride. I is impurressed. Now dat’s a useful skill.
I bleev yur rite–’tis useful ; butt knot 2 worry–wii wiil definitely be reddy tto help U when grate dayngers rear dere uglee hed–teh Skreecin Eels, the Rodents of Unushual Sizes, teh fyre swamp, Cliff ob Insanity, See-sillians,–dat kinda stuff
eet also be yousfull for habin much lols frew teh day……
hav fun stormin teh carssell!!
Wellz I doo declarie!1!
Gud bye crewl worl kitteh, finishez da act.
“He’s dead Jim.”
Respawn!
He mus be wearin a red shirt.
seckurity personnels – FTW!
Lost ref FTW !!!1!!!!!!!
CSI – I Can Has Cheezburger?
Inspector Columbo kitteh haz juz wun moar qwestion.
LOLZ!! Tribble iz awn a roll
Hi Janet, I’m glad u saw your partay frum yesserdai. Wii needz tu due a propurr partay wen meni peeps can cum!
Thankz so mutch Tribble. Meens a lot to mee.
Ai offen just pop in and awt for liddle speelz, so don’t get around to evertthing as quicklee as ai wud liek. an sumtiems Barney is sitting awn teh keybord, so ai can reed, but ai can’t rite!
Please to stop blocking teh sunshine. I are solar powered.
Insolation dribin kitteh iz recharjing.
Mah goggeh needs tu soke up de sunbeemz maney tymes eech dey.
An’ wif dis Catnap ob def, wut dreemz may kom?
More Lolspeare! ICHC is onna role!
2 dye, 2 sleep……NO MOAR!!!
Wut he hath drunk, he kracks his gorge, his sides,
Wif violint hefts. I haff drunk an seen teh spider.
if wii shadoz haz offended, think but thiz, and all is mended. dat yuu haz but slumbered here, while dese vizuns did appeer, and dis weak and idle theme, no moar yielding but a dream.
We r such stuff as dreems are made on
an r littel lyfe is rounded wif a sleepzzzzzzz
Puck! mai faborite! wellz nex to katarina (herz phun!)
momcat
Melodrama kitteh iz een da same clazz as da kitteh dat phell uff da chair.
He practicin hiz clazz dizrupshon teknique.
Eye haz a guezz: eet wuz Mr. Troll, een da sun ruum, wit da planter.
mebbe it wuz teh kitteh, in teh sun rum wif hims poysin hoo got Mr. Troll?
nawww
it was ICHC in de interwebs wif de intellijenz whut killed de troll.
de kitteh is just a orange lemming
Oooh ai knewed aid seen yoo befoar kitteh
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/10/oh-just-make-yo.html
Deres anodder pikshur of teh saem kitteh in an eben more langwid powse!
Fank gudness for dis CHRG(wdoi).
wun kud sai dat dat is a liquid kitteh.
heems just pours heemself onto de furrrnitchur.
lol
blissful abandon purrrsonified
Oh, mai!!! taht is wun ketteh hoo knows hao to relax!
Thankz fur the warning, Gober. Mai dubbel CHRG(wdoi) iz securelee fastened awn – ai wudn’t hav survived taht otter wise, ai am shur!
A lass, Krewel Whirled!
Deth. I fains it to get owt of seing nastie vet.
Luks liek a pikshur by Edward Gorey – I think from “Misteree” on PBS teevee?
twoo- butz wherz da hankichief?
momcat
Oh, noes, kitteh, u feel owt ub ur bed? Is u hurt? Is u goan bee okai?
Wut? *leens close*
Oh, u needs plattur ub cheezburgurs? Okai! I bees rite back!
K kitteh, ah bringz U cheezbrgrs, but ah haz eeted dehm!
Kitteh acting in mastahpiece theateh vershun of Murder of Roger Ackroyd, they is waiting for detectibe Poircat to arrivez
smell of hot chocolat fills the air
why chocolit? are that in the buk, I dusn’t remember, I readz it a long time ago.
I think M. Poirot always had a tisane.
Whatever that is…
that are french fur an herbal tea
itz not juss mai pride
itz juss til dese teers haff dryed
day tryin to make me go to reehab
an i sed noes noes noes
Kitteh meller drammer
Yu mus pai teh ren
Bud ai cant pai teh ren
Yu mus pai teh ren
Bud ai cant pai teh ren
I’ll pay teh ren
Nah hee row
kerses foyled agin
Teh en!
oohh dats luberly.
i wus worrit but de herow saveded de day.
~le sigh~
Wassup? Almoas ate owrs sinz teh last noo ICHC pikchur!
I iz sufferin wifdrawal simptums!
Get bak tu werk, Cheez an Tofu!
Dez havin da Crizmaz partay, an forgotz tu lebe sumwun een charg uff da picher poppin owt button.
well we can start our weekly shopping at the Wally and Marty store:
i need an Ant farm, some Beets, all things CAT (food, litter, nip, toys, bed, treats, don’t forget the gooshyfood), and Dandruf shampoo …
Du yoo alwaiz shop in alfabettycal order?
Yes, we try to.
a egagemint ring, a federashon star ship, a gila monster…
a hanky, an igloo, and a junk drawer
a king-siz bed, a lobster, a magician
four octupi, parti hats, quick yeest, …
Recipe book, Satin Sheets, Toys for Tots, …
unnerwares–v-shirts–witey tiities–
waterpik, xylophone, yellow submarine, and a zither
dont forget teh napkins!
mi mama allus cawled teh “junk drawer” ….. teh “gazintait ” cause ebberyfing
goes into it……
NYN OWRS! Ai cant tayk mush moar!
Pleez, Cheez an Tofu, gib us anudda lolpic!
Fynalee, a nu lolpic!
Ai can libs agin!
FANK YOO!
Eye guez awl wii had tu due wuz sai pleez. Tankz woodchuck!
Yes, I shuda sed PLEEZ teh furst tym. Wut wuz I tinkin?
I am…NOT…a drama *snif* QUEEN!
*sinks gracefully onto fainting couch with paw flung across brow*
Marlena Dietrich-kitteh sez:
“I vant to be alone!!”
energizers, fritos, gushifud
i can huz anoder oscah, por favur
mek sore da statuo iz cochlate
hang it up drama cat
In Soviet Russia teh sunbeem haz yoo.
kitte saw hers kyoot nayburr kat an hims winked at her, it maked her swoons. (Hims verruh fyne!)
“Death of Catterton”
(cuz der iz famus paintin called “death of chatterton”. yuz can luk at it herez: http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images/chatterton.jpg)
“Death of Catterton”
(cuz der is famus paintin called “death of chatterton”. yuz can luk at it here: http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images/chatterton.jpg)
o noes i post twice forgives me.
awl iz menee tiems furgivin fur giving us taht byootiful an oh so purrfekt paynting.