Melodrama kitteh
is hamming it up
and teh oscar for most dramatic kitteh goes to…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
poor kitteh, overactz iz peece n schoolz playz n hurtz him pwurty head
dat’s whut he wants yU too bleev!
o mai gawd i iz ssoooooo kyute! mai heds bowt 2 splort n i gotta holds it wif mai paw!! tihs iz just teh endz ob teh werld!!!!!!
Oh mai gudniss! Self-splorting! I heerz datz illegal in sum staets . . .
seeling kat kan see yoo self-splorting…
(narrator in background)
An, Low, the anjul off da Lawd, shoned ’round abowt hims,
an he wuz, Soar Afraid!”
fraidy kat is type kast.
An tats wut Christmis is alw abowt Charlee Brown
Shush dere in der bak, dis is mai big def seen!
Oh twoo apofekary, dhy drugs are kwik!
Dus wif a kiss ai daye!
Shaykspeer FTW!!!
Yay, Lolspeare! Us hasnt had dat in quite a wile.
wut kinda fursty dance fur Squidge? Thru teh magick of teh Innerwebs, I duz teh Dying Swan.
*float, float*
*flutter flutter*
*blarg I am ded*
I doez teh blak swan part dehn.
In teh reel whirled I nawt dans bally, but ah doez luik guid in blak.
Ai am buying mee a tiket fur this. Can yoo (halp!! whar ar the ballay dancers? I has furgotted what this is called)) do thos mennee mennee tworlee things awn point?
But lukkin guid in blak mite just bee awl yoo hav to do! LOL. well, smiling, eneway.
Pier-oh-wets.
Like wut yoo git wen yoo fawl awf a dock.
I beleef u mean fou-ett-ay terns
Glad to nawt need acksual spellinks
I tooked ballay wen I was a kitn. Teh peeroowett was sposed to be teh hardest step of all, but I dunno. Teh foowettay was pritty tuff, too. I iz too short to be a reel dantser, but thru teh magick of teh Innerwebs, I iz Margot Fonteyn.
*float float*
*flutter flutter*
*pirouette*
etc.
Sort ov awn topic. Ai think thsi is Maus’s opening nite fur the Nutcracker. We must awl say “Merde” fur Maus. (Remember, in ballay, they do nawt say “brake a leg” - fur reesons moast obvious!)
Fank you JCH4K. I has been so bizzy tihs week wif rehersals taht I hasnt postid much.
Tihs kitteh remines me of… ME, at the end uv Teh Battel, wehn Teh Mous King has dieded, verry dramaticly, uv corse.
*HumanSpeak*
J: the name of the ballet step you want is “fouetté rond de jambe en tournant”, often abbreviated to just “fouetté”. If a ballerina can do 32 of these consecutively, she is considered to be among the best.
Much ‘MERDE’ Maus!!
that remark stinks!
As U spell it “Maus”, wood U prefurr a “Scheisse” 2 a “Merde”?
Oh Maus, joo is a ballereenie? I LURVES teh ballay! Menny gud lucks to joo on joor opening nite!
Merde to da Maus!
Fanks to all fur teh Merdes. I fink I shal has much lucks tonite! I will die extry dramatic fur my ICHC frens.
Merde to the Maus! I know your performance will be fantastic!
ai playign ‘da swan’ on mai chello for backgrownd mewsic
needz luvs an snorgalz n floofy blankie un frozed peas 4 n iceypakz 4 himz pour head
in short, hymn neads yore komplete attenshuns and devoshuns. Hueman.
stat!
Do kitteh needs CCC? We has nyce warm blankie and frozin peas waitin fur hims. Butt no choklits. Choklits is bad fur teh kittehs. We gib hims gushifud instedd.
if you rly lubs dis kitteh, be sure dey is bird eyez peaz … no jenaric peaz for dis kitteh
mellowdrama kitten is mellow
and dramatik
thay call him mellow yellow
forgetz tha rezt ov da songz
kwite ritely
an teh drink, 2.
My Alabama auntie always called it Yeller Meller.
Aiym jus mad abowt Saffron . . .
Saffron’z mad abowt mi,
>repeat<
Dehy kall mi Melloh Yelloh, dahtz rite,
Dehy kall mi Melloh Yelloh, dahtz rite,
Teh onlee Donovan song ah noze NE ob!
negst vurse!
ahm jus mad aboot fourteen,
fourteen’s mad aboot meh,
DAH Dah ahm juss a-mad about a-fourteen,
she’s juss mad aboot meh.
tehy cawl meh mello yello,
(kwite ritely)
tehy cawl meh mello yello,
(kwite ritely)
adn sew awn and sew forth.
tank yoo, tank yoo, yoo’ve bean a lurvely audieence!
NEbuddy bemember teh vers dat goes
ee-leck-trickle banana
gonna be teh latest rage
(or sumpin like dat)
catalepsy
he haz it.
ai can has cat-a-tonic to - plz pass rownd
kitteh sleep-akting!
knowne side effect of teh catbien sleeping pillz
dey awl rowlled over an won fell out!
And dey gaves a liddl skreem and dey gaves a liddl shout
Tanks, nao I haf dat sawng in mai hed all day… (I’z a childrun’s libereeun, I hearz dat sawng a lot)
and de liddle won sed - good night!
ya gotta lov teh kitnz…… dat behbeh is sowm asleep an in teh oddestest ob postshunz …….ai lov teh bak leg, so limp, if u pikeded it up sawftly an dropped it baqk dwon, it wood just go ,,,*flop*
an himz preshuss widdle punkin hed basking in teh sun! wif teh bitty paw on top ob it.
Luks liek kitkay iz about 2 splort - stanby!
Uh oh–here kitkay, put dis CHRG (wdoi) on yer hed. Heres sum duck tape to hold it on. Nao ur reddy to luk at dis preshus bebbeh.
An heerz a sekkund CHRG jus in caes! If yoo strap it awn just so, yu luks liek a rayndeer!
Luk hao cyoot yoo luks innit!
*snikr*
ai gotz a red sharpee to drawr a big red roodolf nose awn teh sekind glub.
*snort*
kitteh praktissin fer teh silly sleeping poze Olempickz!
http://www.themoggy.com/olympics.htm
R U a restless sleeper?
Try R new______ *insert produkt nayme*
handcuffs?
duct tape?
(looks at Kathleen strangely)
U intrist mi straynjlee, yung miss. Shall wii teleport 2 mai klozet, & tawk aboot fashyon?
sledj hamma
naw, taht wun ees fur teh anastheesia, altho, eet culd be necissary een eggstream cases ai suppose.
okies i chaje it to
de nice white jakket whut bukles in de back.