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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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SPLORT!
Amblulanche! brook can has splortid!
i sekond taht splort!
I gots the mop! CHRG(wdoi) on the way!
it’ll awl b ovr sune
Cyuute liddle skwirrl, stay rite here until Ai be a bigger kitty. U are looking berry nutric- nuttri- berry gud fur ma belly!
I lub yoo tu, ebil prediter.
LOL!
U haz nutty flavur!
LULZ !!!
Catbus Dumblesnore comforts Hairy Pawder in teh imajinary King’s Cross Station.
Wow! Fyv posts in wun minnut!
We is qwik two-dai.
We shud awl dans TOGEVVER!
Konga lion!
Wen wus dis wun pohsted originelly?
I neber sawed it befoar.
But I tink teh “Wasup” donkey iz a rerun. Whair haz I seed taht piksher? Enneewun no?
chilhood BFFs…..
we nebber gonna survyve unless we gets a littlol crazeh
Awww. Likes teh focks and teh hownds?
it’s ok buddeh, she wuzent rite fer u.
O mi gudness — F1rst, and a kwet pikture of a kitteh AND a Skwerl, whom I alzo adore! Feed dem skwerls plenty of sunflwr sedz, corn, and nutz. Luv deh bushy tailz, deh sassy ways, deh hang frum hind toez to get birdseed.
danse happilee around living room!!!!!
hyla- i has a shipmunt of kyoot skwirrels to send you fwee of charge.
post yure snail mail address, and eyem shure there be odders hoo wud lub to send yoo lotz more!!!!!!
I jus needz tu set up a twap at mai burd feedr…
I’ll take a couple squirrels. In my subdivision (in NW Florida) many of us had bird feeders….until we all saw the rats running along on the fences. The birds still come around, but not as much as when there was food for them. It was a royal pain to get rid of the #$%^&^* rats.
Dat happent tu mii tu. Mai naybur dint tawk tu mii abowt teh rats taht (I dint no) wuz eetin mai burdseed — tehy cawled teh helf departmunt!
aer yoo shure dey not be wild gerbils or hamtuhs?
)
nawt kyoot enuf.
too damn big
Yeh–us usta feed teh birdies till wun mornin I went out an dere was dis HYOODGE ratt crawlin on teh window sill to gets to the feeder. Himz wasn’t skeered of goggies nor kittehs neether. Pleh pleh pleh!
(We is in SE Ga, patticlan, not too fur away)
Aha! Iz wud taek dem! I liv out in deh countree where dey are fun & not nuisance. what taeks out mi birdfeederz heer R Bears!
But skwerls – grey, red, flying, and chipmunks – I luv dem all. (So dew mai kittehs… hab 2 keep dem indorz in summer Bcause deh try to get deh chipmunks. Deh greyz and redz dey can’t katch…)
Sorree if skwerls are nuisance. Dey can B annoying iff u r trying to feed deh birdz.
nawt so lanwg ago, ai useded to lib ina house an der waz a sqwuirrul libing in teh walnut tree ina bakyard wen we mobed in…….
he waz nawt happi abot taht, so he wood frow teh walnutz at us !! hadda gud ame tooo!
An HB, wher ina cowntri do u lib wher u hab BARES ?????? u wantz to stai awn teh gud side of dem……u noeds, u inside, dey oawtside…..
eye diskubbered dey won’t eet da thisle seed or da saflowr sedes. Sew, iputz dat in da feeduh. Dey still dig up da crokus bulbs an nom them.
“Yeah, why don’t we go back to my place as dinner… I mean for dinner.”
Concatulations Hyla, the bebbeh kitteh and the squirrel is too cute fur words
OMG, I needz CHRG or my hed’s going to explode
heer ya go two_kittehs….. a nise bran new CHRG onli iz Crissmass tyme so u getz 2…..noaw u kan hab teh hite ob Crisssmasss fashun Raindeer Auntlerz Rubber Glubs (also nown as RARG) an sum extry duk taep so it staiz awn giud…
an ob corse sum choklit, an a nise blankie…….
ai gotz teh mop standin bi so splort awai !
<3 SKWERL
wut does <3 meen
plzkthx !
Itz a hart on its syd.
Luks bettah in sum fontz tahn udders.
thx!
iss teh LURVES.
yes….i feelz it too !!
ai agree – udders nowt as pritty as sum fontz.
Mai fren Bessie Teh Mu Cow disagreez. She sez her udders r purtier tahn ennyting.
I dissagree, 2.
dat’s udder nonsense!
warez de milk ob hoomin kindness ???
it luks lyke a sideways heart,
translashuns: lub the squirrel
fanks !!
sqrrl – gramma? why u gotz so big eerz?
kitteh – so I can heerz u betta!
sqrrl – but gramma, why u gotz so big izez?
kitteh – so I can seez u betta!
sqrrl – but gramma..
kitteh – ah, just shut up and putz on the marinade or else I getz the hose again!
It rubs tuna on itself or it gits da hoze.
ot duz this wenebber it am told.
It puts teh marinade on its furz…
or else it gets teh water squrtz?
“Will youz meat me in the middul
Will youz meat me in the ayre
Will youz luff me just a littel”
juz to shows yoo care ????
Mmmmmm…. Meat….
Lotz uf nutz, sum cumfi furneechur fur mye nest, a plastashion 3, sum gamz fur da PS3, a phlat screem TV, a lap top puter, IPod, IPhone…and a poneee!
Sum wun tol squrel dat kitteh wuz santa.
duz yore ponee a gud videe-oh game player? I bet hymn lubs 2 reed ICHC!
I wanted too get a ponee fore Crissmus once, butt my mommakat jus sed, “yule shoot yer eye out!”
there, there littel buddy. Yoo cry dose saltie, saltie teers. I add teh pepper layter.
Doan furrgit teh garlik. Ebreeting is bettah wif sum garlik!
emeril kitteh luffs da garlik! BAM!
except for the kitties! Garlic is closely related to onions, and both are very toxic to kitties. Bees careful!
haha! That is fuhny/sick.
:
U nawt mai reel daddee…
Mamma lied 2 mee
Bebbeh not wants to eat the squirrel, they be friendz, kitteh sayz dun’t wurriez mah friend, you willz find luv, till then we hangz out tugether and Uz can tell me all that’s botherin uz K?
agread. boff liddle anymamuls 2 cute 2 ete. (butt teh capshun maded me shoot die-et coke out my nose!)
iz okies maria. jun dunt have to marry chino we runs awai togedder. i pruteks you.
Mariaaaaaaa!
I jess met a Skwerrel naemz
Mariaaaaaaa!!!!
I feel kitty, oh so kitty …
I feel kitty, an witty an briiiiiiight!
Punny joke – FTW!
Sumwun must say it – West Side Storee – FTW!!
teh mose beeyoutiful soun eye ebber heard!
(an bleev mii, it’z naut EZ hereing wif yore eye!)
This is friggin hilarious
Appetizer Squirrel
really needs to give more thought
to his choice of friends.
tastee little snak
is lulled into feelink
fawls sekuritee.
wouldnt dat be appe-teaser?
win
Squrel, eetz whut’s fur deener.
eetz HOO’s fur deener.
Skwerl sez: Eet moar chikkin!
chiggin sez: eet more beef!
cow sez: ete moar fish!
fish sez: I fergot wut I wuz gonna… huh? Ooo… a shiny!
Frenz, doan let frenz, eat frenz.
yeh, trib, doan letz hab no feedin frenzy.
no bebeh kitteh doan get too at tatched 2 ur fud it will be moshunully trammatick wen u noms it laetur
too layte, dey haz alreddy ben introdused–wuld be berry rood to eat sumwon yU know?
I wansta change my name. Is it possible just by typing in another one.
Testing, testing….
Don’t play wit ur food!!!
bery kute!
Hi Lynn, mye namez be Lynn tu. Eye decyded eye needz de phunni lol namz, sew eye changeded tu Tribble. U new herez? Iz nize tu meat u.
Uh-oh, anudder Lynn?!!! Wut we gunna doo, Tribble?
I can huz squaarel
I swerz iz “nut” carnvure
Kitteh is giving a whole new meaning to the phrase “pet food”
an iz sooo kee-yout!!!
no need to be shy liddel skwerl. we awl lolfrenz here.
Beep — beep — beep — KABOOM
That is 4,700 times more kewt than should be viewed without pratektiv geer. Plz to be puttin on standert regalashun CHRG(wdoi). Also callin’ 1-555-U GOTS TA B KIDDIN’ ME.
is okai, squrrul. i halp u fined ur nutz.
Unless dey iz in same playse mine r. ;(
Grai sqwerl can yous teech meh how to shake mai tail?
Is taht Homer Simpson Kitteh?
Skwirl noes how to bes sanitery; he cover his mouf wen he sneezez.
What kitteh don know: This skwerl is from Willy WOnka’s factory….and his buddies are rite behind and ready to take him away HA HA HA HEE HEE.
Ai need dis awn a shurt!!!
yoo know, oaj, taht is a reelee gud idea. ai think ai wantz wun, too.
I agrree!!!, an put 5 cheezburgers pitcher on de back ob the shurt!
(although I tink dis won iz werth seben-elebenty double bake-in cheezeburgerz!)
Skwerls r frenz, not fud!
i nebber meeted a skwhirl eye din’t like.
LOL!
This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
gut shopping! I disagree dat “shopped” iz naugt gut or phunny because 1. it takes skill 2. teh funny und kreative think iz picking witch fotos to put tohether. Sort of like “reverse cheezburger building”. Regualr way is 1. take a photo 2. fink ob a funny sayin to putt wif it. Shoppy way is 1. think a a funny line/sitchewation an find 2 images 2 put together to compleat teh thoght.
Cat pictures are not cool. Except for…um never! Sorry Y’all
Why do you all type like mentally challenged people.
Don’t cry. We come from diff’rent worldz, our parents not undastands.
Dis little kitteh looks jes lik mah kitteh but littler
Don’t cry, baby, we’ll find yer mommy.