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Apple comershal
Hello, I’m a Mac, and I am a MacCat.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: CBrinker
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Apple comershal
Hello, I’m a Mac, and I am a MacCat.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: CBrinker
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Mime kitteh is trapped in invisible box!!
awww…well, happy nawt-second to yoo, Abracatabra! (I misst it by DATmuch.)
***blushes***
Tank you!! Is my very furst not-second!!
SInce it is onlee by wun munute, will you share nawt-second wif me??
I will GLADLY share nawt-second wif yoo!!
Shall we tango???
I LUBS da tango!!
**puts rose in mouth***
One… two… three… four…
***twirl…dip…FAIL!!***
Ow.
Ai will tango too fur teh bof ov yoo verree gud sportee peepl! Ai must wayte fur a partner – shurlee sumwun will be bai soon. If nawt, ai can do it alone! Just luk a liddle odd, butt ai nawt care!
Ow iz rite….rose, like kitteh, haz menny poynty endz.
And cleerly we haz lerned to tango at da sayme playse.
oh Janet will u letmi practice da tango wiff joo???
ah keeps tryin tew learnz it gude
dang. u beeted, princess mu. i wunted too dants wif Janet.
sounds like you’re dancing to the Masochism Tango! envy that rose….
(reply intended for abracatabra–box says comments won’t nest any lower, but i see some that are! how you do that?)
abracatabra: sounds like Masochism Tango!
(how come other comments nest below yours?)
Iz hovercat 2.0!
is stuck in a GameCube comershal!
Better dan stuckted in Dell commershul!
Dude, yer gettin a kitteh!
Teh “Dell dude” actor…now werks as a waiter!
actor / waiter? shocking
*strokz chin* “berry innnnnnterzting” *puffz awn cigarettt an fadez to blak*
Yesh, he kep sayin “Dood! Yur gittin a flaymthrower” Fur sum reezun, Dell bigwiggers dint liek it too mush!
i can has new meow tone?
pleez 2 buy mii , eye haz onlee teh hie-est endorsemints.
—az scene on Tee-Vee.
Ai doan get. splain meh pleze.
i no gets it neither
Appl commershul wif “guy pretending to be Appl compootr” an “guy pretending to be PC compootr”–Appl guy alwayz gots bettr feechrs, less lose and pleh, MUCH more win an awesum dan PC guy. (PC guy gots problms, lemme tell ya.)
An it all happnz in whyte bkground, lyke kitteh are stucked in.
–Gladys, compootr teck an Appl devvo…dehv…hoomin who lykz Appl alot.
Ai saw dat comershal. Nawt look same. Dis es jus dum capshun aim tinkin. Hao abaot “Aim n ur compooter lookin fer flais” or sumpin.
lookin’ for *bugs*! (too bad mouse is on other side of screen…)
Hmmmm. Purrhaps is refrence to famus Apple comershal dat showed during Sooper Bowl meny yeers ago?
“Apple” kitteh = “cool” kitteh
http://www.wannasmile.com
Ai stil doan get. Wass cool re apple? Aiz techno-dweeb n ewz computer fur reel werk, not toyz. Is kitteh a techno-dweeb 2?
Mai techno toy r sewing maching! kthxbai.
ooh…teckno-sewing-masheen? DO want!
It glows in the dark and when you give it some “E” it starts humping everything in the room and taking its cover o0ff!!!
hmmm….Brandon, no fense? but I fink u mite be finking ob “Olsen twinz”, nawt “sewing masheen”.
WannaSmile – ai went to yur site – furst time. Don’t know what tuk mee so lawng. Cuz – shur enuf – yoo maed mee smile. Reelee nice site yoo have there.
I can haz iCat?
Invisibl glass seeling
WIN!
an wallz, 2!
Eggstistentyalist Kitteh is stuk in No Eggzit 4-ebber.
He** iz uddur peeplz…u kno, da wunz dat no giv gooshifudz n snorgls.
Heaven iz othur kittehs.
naugt worryz–Ceiling Kat will B dere soon, an he’ll Sarte ebberting owt!
Jean Paul Sartre referenze
Kitteh is in hyperkyoob. Oh noes! (bad akting will follow)
indeed.
star kittah sez to privarazzis
“git dat camora outta mah facz”
Hai, I’z a Mak.
An I’z a PeeCee.
I’z a kitteh an a pwns u bof.
(I tink dose kohmershuls stoopy. Den agin, I tink jus abowt evuhree kohmershul iz stoopy.)
U iz ryte.
Ai is so floofy, Ai can walks awn ayr!
my iPaw. let me show u it.
bud, wear iz my ma?
U can show mii her?
I falled asleep on de copyer masheen agin…
Liddill shoogurr lump
iz trayneeng hardz 2 B a
fewchurr Ceeleeng Cat
Kwallifikayshunz
arz tuff! Muss beez kewtest andz
smrtest. Payshunt 2
Muss fynd Seekritt Playse
2 watch Hewminz frum wiffowt
beezeeng diskubburred
Jack.
dis wai, we kan purrform Schroedinkurs Kitteh xperement withowt openg box!
iz not cheeting!
sweet behbeh kitn seemz to hab Salbidor Dali whiskerz……
Sugar Ray Kitteh is posing for “GQ”magazine…
Who dis Mikkey hoomins keep singin bout? An why dat hoomin in cheerweedah ooniform?
aw wait i no get it XD