gots sent home
sais I haz mice
rodentia all up in da face make kitteh angry
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Taek tehm orf me RITE NAOW an nowun gets hert. Much.
Warez teh nawt sekund dans fur Amberkat?
Sumfing wif a Mowskatear theem ai finks!
Em-Ai-see- kay-ee-wy, em o you ess ee!
mikee mous
dunald duk
mikee mous
ooopsie, meye mouzie earz falleded offed.
(resumez singing)
Ai had mowz eerz wen ai wuz yung. Wish eye had dem nao… (ai is shoaing my yeers (nawt eers!).
dew da mousie wigel ~
*wigel wigel
twich twich*
Teehee, Ai lyks it! Ai yuse to liv in teh East Lahndahn, in playc cawled Leytonstone; wen Ai has to spell it, Ai did it to tihs toon!
Ell-Ee-Wy
Tee-Oe-En
Es-Tee-Oe-En-Ee
Leytonstone!
(its teh pits)
Leytonstone!
Tralala!
London-centric joek: To diskryb teh pottee peeps; Hims nawt jus barkin; hims Dagenham East (is 4 stops past Barking awn teh saym toob lyn as Leytonstone).
Sry, is past midnite heer an Ai’s doped to teh iybawls awn plegmsip!
Plegmsip? is tipe uv kold medisine?
Rilly is “lemsip”. Ai wuz tryin to sai “phlegm-sip” but Ai lawst a ledder. Ai cud awlso hav sed “Pleh-m-sip” thoe! Is likwid parrots eat them all an caffeen; prolly nawt a gud ideah to drink tihs layt!
dewd!
joo sown lyke mi old fren Ian.
he wood git playin wiff cokney slang and
juss habin a gude owl tyme wif the queens english.
his axsent wood mess wiff dem guys frum kinda rual NC (US)
butt wii was frens cause ah waus an outsider der tew.
fanks fur remyndin mii ov him Ambercat : )
you need a new hairstyle hunny - your hair looks like a rats nest
the three blind mice say: “I can smell the cat, but where is it?”
I think these be thoze speshully-bred, fearless mice.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jTjNyb15QICtHDjpOH1EplGdiljAD8TGD3LO0
4th maus sais “he’s ‘eer!”
heer beez yur problem kitteh……
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/121207_b_mouse.htm
momcat
hi momcat….. u jest mimded me ob a berry funnee cartoon ai wunce saw…
iz set ina car fix-it plase, teh hood iz open, an derz a yuppie couple and a mechanic standing round the engine compartment, and a BIG saw-toofed monster iz siting wher teh engine shood be, lukin reel sheepish……
an teh capshun is “well here’s your problem right here”
*joo culdnot find a Kat ifn he wuz rite unner yore nose*
Pissed off Cat is pissed.
Great picture, does anyone know the source?
Kardassian tapez of torture?
JeanLucatPikard sez I see FORE mice.
yez,strar trek nerdiness, I has it…
TEHRE. R. FOAR. MYSE.
ZOMG! Noes! Mah beer, it spitz owt mah noze!!!
poor lolpikard. I luffs…
will makea yoo bettah, no moar mice.
whut iz dis “mice”?
ai c no mice.
i feelz so bad for dis cat.
me2….dis kitteh iz in total disguhst
Wai? Kitteh iz habben PHUN! Juz cant espress id.
Doan feel badz…kitteh be growin toyz n food! Soon be a fun dinnr!
hungri kitteh haz fuud awn hiz mynd
An der nomming mah hed! DO NOT WANT!
my hed aR knot nootricious!!!
ore deelishius!!!
Heh, thats a cranky kitteh
Noh, di a pashunt kitteh. Verrrry pashunt. Dezervs a award or sumfin.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
KILINGZ MI SOFLY
wif dis NOM?
LOL! i awmost felleded off mey chair.
but now I gots Robertuh Flack eerwrum…
U kud haz Erika Badoo eerwurm…
i hopes dat wurm naugt moming hiz way in2 yore ear
Okay I know I wanted it to go but…um this is a bit much.
givs me one gud reezon why i shood nawt start snakking rite now.
“This better be just a bad acid flashback or *someone* is going to be in big trouble.”
tat iz wun ikky pikshur!
Ai don tink so! Ai tink miceys are niceys! Speshully bebbee ones! Dies are domesick variedy - one haz white on bellee.
Ai useded 2 has teh miceys. Dem wuz goode petses, aspeshully teh gurl wuns.
TC&AC - ai haz nawt had them. Wai the gurl wuns speshully? What do teh boi wuns do rong?
Wot DONT bois do rong?! Start wit missing teh bole wen tehy pee an werk up form tehre!
start wif clippin tehr toenayls and werk up frum there!
but ah lyks ‘em, rilly ah doo.
an dey neber putz teh lidd down wen dey’s threw!
cSmall……Katherine Heburn ref FTW !!!!!!!!!!
an kikay……oh mi u speek teh truuf !!!!
I sez 6-pees snak pak, an awl I gotz wuz 4.
U oaz meh!
Mmm. Belly-bommers from White Mousle.
LOL! Mousee sliders!
Dis is full of teh suck.
I bringz snax foar evreebudee an i gitz sent home.
Oh well! Moar foar me!!!!!
an denn dey hadta go an rat on mii. No fare!!!
dat moast tollurunt kitteh in da hole wied wurld!!!! Demz bebbe rattiez iz LUKKY.
Kitteh iz a slopee eetur; gotz fud awl over himz face.
**snort** **koff**
(milk commin owt noz)
(mowse commin owt noz)
Mouzez can has freeclimb?
yesh, kitteh no CHARGE!!! dem.
Fer teh elebbentysevenf tiem: Ai are nawt a jungul jim!
*egzaspuraytid sigh*
wii knows–wii tinks yU iz a slide!!1
Da mousies are kyoot, and kitteh is sooo purdy!
holy mother of mice…
your mom….