gots sent home
sais I haz mice
rodentia all up in da face make kitteh angry
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Taek tehm orf me RITE NAOW an nowun gets hert. Much.
Warez teh nawt sekund dans fur Amberkat?
Sumfing wif a Mowskatear theem ai finks!
Em-Ai-see- kay-ee-wy, em o you ess ee!
mikee mous
dunald duk
mikee mous
ooopsie, meye mouzie earz falleded offed.
(resumez singing)
Ai had mowz eerz wen ai wuz yung. Wish eye had dem nao… (ai is shoaing my yeers (nawt eers!).
dew da mousie wigel ~
*wigel wigel
twich twich*
Teehee, Ai lyks it! Ai yuse to liv in teh East Lahndahn, in playc cawled Leytonstone; wen Ai has to spell it, Ai did it to tihs toon!
Ell-Ee-Wy
Tee-Oe-En
Es-Tee-Oe-En-Ee
Leytonstone!
(its teh pits)
Leytonstone!
Tralala!
London-centric joek: To diskryb teh pottee peeps; Hims nawt jus barkin; hims Dagenham East (is 4 stops past Barking awn teh saym toob lyn as Leytonstone).
Sry, is past midnite heer an Ai’s doped to teh iybawls awn plegmsip!
Plegmsip? is tipe uv kold medisine?
Rilly is “lemsip”. Ai wuz tryin to sai “phlegm-sip” but Ai lawst a ledder. Ai cud awlso hav sed “Pleh-m-sip” thoe! Is likwid parrots eat them all an caffeen; prolly nawt a gud ideah to drink tihs layt!
dewd!
joo sown lyke mi old fren Ian.
he wood git playin wiff cokney slang and
juss habin a gude owl tyme wif the queens english.
his axsent wood mess wiff dem guys frum kinda rual NC (US)
butt wii was frens cause ah waus an outsider der tew.
fanks fur remyndin mii ov him Ambercat : )
you need a new hairstyle hunny – your hair looks like a rats nest
the three blind mice say: “I can smell the cat, but where is it?”
I think these be thoze speshully-bred, fearless mice.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jTjNyb15QICtHDjpOH1EplGdiljAD8TGD3LO0
4th maus sais “he’s ‘eer!”
heer beez yur problem kitteh……
http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/121207_b_mouse.htm
momcat
hi momcat….. u jest mimded me ob a berry funnee cartoon ai wunce saw…
iz set ina car fix-it plase, teh hood iz open, an derz a yuppie couple and a mechanic standing round the engine compartment, and a BIG saw-toofed monster iz siting wher teh engine shood be, lukin reel sheepish……
an teh capshun is “well here’s your problem right here”
*joo culdnot find a Kat ifn he wuz rite unner yore nose*
Pissed off Cat is pissed.
Those are GERBILS not mice
Great picture, does anyone know the source?
Kardassian tapez of torture?
JeanLucatPikard sez I see FORE mice.
yez,strar trek nerdiness, I has it…
TEHRE. R. FOAR. MYSE.
ZOMG! Noes! Mah beer, it spitz owt mah noze!!!
poor lolpikard. I luffs…
will makea yoo bettah, no moar mice.
whut iz dis “mice”?
ai c no mice.
i feelz so bad for dis cat.
me2….dis kitteh iz in total disguhst
Wai? Kitteh iz habben PHUN! Juz cant espress id.
Doan feel badz…kitteh be growin toyz n food! Soon be a fun dinnr!
hungri kitteh haz fuud awn hiz mynd
An der nomming mah hed! DO NOT WANT!
my hed aR knot nootricious!!!
ore deelishius!!!
Heh, thats a cranky kitteh
Noh, di a pashunt kitteh. Verrrry pashunt. Dezervs a award or sumfin.
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
KILINGZ MI SOFLY
wif dis NOM?
LOL! i awmost felleded off mey chair.
but now I gots Robertuh Flack eerwrum…
U kud haz Erika Badoo eerwurm…
i hopes dat wurm naugt moming hiz way in2 yore ear
Okay I know I wanted it to go but…um this is a bit much.
givs me one gud reezon why i shood nawt start snakking rite now.
“This better be just a bad acid flashback or *someone* is going to be in big trouble.”
tat iz wun ikky pikshur!
Ai don tink so! Ai tink miceys are niceys! Speshully bebbee ones! Dies are domesick variedy – one haz white on bellee.
Ai useded 2 has teh miceys. Dem wuz goode petses, aspeshully teh gurl wuns.
TC&AC – ai haz nawt had them. Wai the gurl wuns speshully? What do teh boi wuns do rong?
Wot DONT bois do rong?! Start wit missing teh bole wen tehy pee an werk up form tehre!
start wif clippin tehr toenayls and werk up frum there!
but ah lyks ‘em, rilly ah doo.
an dey neber putz teh lidd down wen dey’s threw!
cSmall……Katherine Heburn ref FTW !!!!!!!!!!
an kikay……oh mi u speek teh truuf !!!!
I sez 6-pees snak pak, an awl I gotz wuz 4.
U oaz meh!
Mmm. Belly-bommers from White Mousle.
LOL! Mousee sliders!
Dis is full of teh suck.
I bringz snax foar evreebudee an i gitz sent home.
Oh well! Moar foar me!!!!!
an denn dey hadta go an rat on mii. No fare!!!
dat moast tollurunt kitteh in da hole wied wurld!!!! Demz bebbe rattiez iz LUKKY.
Kitteh iz a slopee eetur; gotz fud awl over himz face.
**snort** **koff**
(milk commin owt noz)
(mowse commin owt noz)
Mouzez can has freeclimb?
yesh, kitteh no CHARGE!!! dem.
Fer teh elebbentysevenf tiem: Ai are nawt a jungul jim!
*egzaspuraytid sigh*
wii knows–wii tinks yU iz a slide!!1
Da mousies are kyoot, and kitteh is sooo purdy!
holy mother of mice…
your mom….
Dis rong wey ‘roun. I s’poseta eets dem.
Oh my gosh. hahah! this is prolly one of my most favs
good job who ever did this one!
Aw maaaaan! Now mom gots tuh get the special shampooz, and I has to gets combed out with the teensy-toof comb, and it PULZ my hair! An’ no kids will sitz wif me even after I’s cleen. NO FAIRS!
Lief nawt faer, iz it?
U seez, I, wel, I wil nebber B king.
An u wil nebber seez teh liet ub unudder dai.
*chuckles*
Lyon Keeng FTW!
Ask mii if I kare…awl teh kidzes got Kooties, aneeway.
Mah mamma putz teh olivez oyool an a showrz cap on mah hed ofernite. It not so bad. And, if no werk, already for addin to teh salad fur dinnerz! Num num.
Taht tewtooly teh kyootez picshur I seed ina long teym!!1!!
Melissa-A: dat a kump133t133 awesum kapshun! Hooray 4U!@
Hokay, ai wir sayin I wood be fostering mommie. Ai wir espektin de kittehs. Not want, not want!
teh soshul werkers doo naut allaw discriminashum
on base-us of rase-us.
Nebber knew teh knits wud turn into teh hed-mice. Now I feelz lyke a knit-wit.
*conbersashunal tone ob voise*……..”did u know dat it HURTZ wen u snortle pepsi outa ur noze ????”
ifn ai want in so muches pain, ai wood sai “gud wun ” to Daisy…..
mi pur noze !!
SALLEH SALLEH SALLEH SALLEH SALLEH SALLEH SALLEH
GESS WHUT!!!!!!
Ai has playc 2 lib! Ai ahm moeving 2 Lost Wages 2 lib wif mah mumma fur a whyle. Her needz halps, Ai needz halps, eet wurkz aot. An’ mah neefyoos, mah 2 faboritest goggies een teh HOLE WURLD, ar libing awnlee twenny minnits awai!
*danses wif mahselfs*
oh JOI oh RAPSHURE !!!!!
YEAH !!! ai iz so berry gladest fur u !!!! u dont hab to danse bi urself..
*dansing for joy wiff TC &AC *
*wild abanddonneded gypsi danse ob joy !*
*twurling in sircles til we boff fawl dwon !*
taht is suches gud newsd, an ai hadda gud day too, maibe we hab truneded teh corner ?? woodnt taht be nise????
ai gotz new teefz, an mi cosin Bobby iz payin fur a motel fur up to 3 weekz whil I luk for a plase, an he will pay fur teh furst 6 munfz if ai kcan fina job…..datz wher i waz jest naow…lukin on gud ole CL fur werk…..
wen ai waz a liddle gurl ob 3 yeerz, an ai likeded sumfing ….ai wood clasp mi hanz togedder an exclame “aint’ it grand?!”
so ai say to u mi fren…….”ain’t it grand??!!”"
dis cawls fur moar dansin….
*danse danse danse danse danse*
ands den fawl dwon laffing…..
n ai gotz a liddle chokeded up ……ai reely reely am gladest for u ………
*hugzez an smoozez fur salleh*
eet are tyme fur teh ninis, ai will dans een da mo’nin
LUBS U SALLEH
am sending u guud fots fur jobfindings
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! aint freinship grand?
sigh. fanks fur sharing
Wot a verree speshul erly kristmas present fore yu both! So gud yu hav peeps to halp yu – Ai had a frend bleev in me an halp me (to teh toon ob ober £3000!) last yeer an it terned mai lyf arown; nu hoem; nu jawb; nu hoep. Ai’s had teh best yeer ever! Hoeps yur 2008 will be eberee bit as gud as my 2007!
Huzzah! Bells ring owt. General rejoysing!
Janet disguised az Major General Rejoysing reporting fur doody. Wow – such a lot ov gud noos.
Salleh – ai noo yoo were in beeg time trubble and am SOOOOOO glad to heer thingz ar turning around fur yoo.
And TC& AC – ai sumhao missed taht yoo wuz in beeg trubble, too. So sorree – but so glad to heer taht yoo, too, will bee having a verree Merry Christmas – an ai hoep a moast Happee New Yeer.
But Ambercat – wai didn’t ai know taht yoo has had a beeg turnaraound. Ai thot ai red just abawt everything (to teh grate detriment to mai verree messee haus rite nao!) Has yoo just nawt menshuned it? an hao wunderful indedd to has had a frend to bleeve in yoo and bring yoo around – frum wherever yoo were.
Ai find we awl needs halp frum tiem to tiem. Iz a terribul thing when we reelee needs it and no wun is thar.
HI Janet….u noes what??? ai hadda swalloes lawts ob pride to go to my cosin fur help, hadnt tawlked to him (oar aniwun in teh fambly for 6 yeers) an my stoopy ex waz badmoffin me teh hole tyme…. {my ex’s uncle waz married to my fadder’s sistah, so we hab teh same blood relatibes, but we nawt related) so ai hadda conbince him taht ai waznt the horrible pesun taht Tom sed ai waz,
but in an unexpecteldly nonmale way he (my coswin ) lissened to me an said ok ai help…
waz nise to getz mi fambly bak too……
an did u heer Janet ?????? Davids Bromberg gotz a Grammy nononimnonatshun last week
ai iz so proud of himz…..an so exciteded…..
Wekkome to Lost Wages! Iz gret big emty desert wif lotsa peeples in it. Iz verry cold heer – bring xtra blanketses an coatses! U onny need dem til April
Eet are nawt az kowld een Lost Wages az eet are heer whar Ai are nao! Ai are libbing, fur teh momen’, een sentral Pens-ill-vain-ee-ah. EET ARE FRIZZEN HEAR.
Ai has spent seberal Meowy Kissmauses een Lost Wages wif mah fammily … eet has been teh windy, an’ teh rainy, buts nawt 2 kowld.
Purrzephone, whare are u libbing? Ai will beeh libbing een Sun City – Summerlin, wif mah momma. Mah bruvver are libbing een Norf Lost Wages.
Ma fadder in LOL werks et da parkin valay et Seezers Forum Shops. We visit lots uv tiems. Iz nice playce to get yob an werk fer a bit, no stayt taxis to pay!
An Ai glad yoo kin stay an hep yor Mawmee too, an bizit yur neefews an favert goggeez! Ai hope fer much moar win an awesum to come to yor lief!!
Concatumatulashun 2 yu awl!!
gud news – we can has moar? YAY!
onceajinx … teh neefews ARE dem goggies!!!
Ai lubs dem lyke crazee.
CAN HAS CATURDAY DANSING TYME!!
cats, ahm a kitty cats, an’ ai dans dans dans, an’ ai dans dans dans
oh TC !! datz mi faborite ob awl teh danses….ai join u
“kat, ahm a kitty cat an ai danse danse danse
an ai danse danse danse…….”
so when u move ????
an to ebberywun hoo sed YEAH …. fank u ,ai has frenz obber in Sonoma, but tahtz 20 sum odd milez awai an ai cant get dere a lot, gas is too ’spensive. an ai dont noe aniwun cept mi new frenz at teh coffe plase I go to ina mornin so ai can hook up to der internetz….odder tahn dem ai dont noes aniwun in Vallejo…..
so is nisest to hab u guise to share awl dis wiff……is nise to noes dat sum wun carez..
*sniff*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{groop hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ah r in teh norfwest, not so norfwest as Summerlin. Ah werk at the Ekscaliber, big shinny cassul on outside, smelly catsino on teh inside.
Iz too cold here – mah naybor waters mah drivewai to mek it grow, an all it growd this moarning wuz ice!!!
Oanlee nao in dis laet hour do I realize… I is in Soviet Russia.
win!
ZOMG! Dis bestest “In Soviet Russia” lien I ebber seez!
ROFLMFBO!!!!
Liddill Mowsseez smellz
Cheez awn Kitteh’s breff. Dey juss
wantz liddill nibbill
Mawtulld Kitteh willz
nawtz standz 4 dis owtrayjj! Wantz
2 planz sweet reebenjj!
Kitteh needz 2 kleenz
herselff… Aginn!… Mowsseez habz
woarn owt deyr wellcumm
Jack.
kitteh is nut no mowssez caravan !!!
wut, yoo tink i’m a multifamilee unit !!
OMG, LOL-haiku. FTW!!
OMG, LOL Barbee-quee!!
haha that is so funny
ummmm, reepicheeps, or watevuh yur naems is, Aslan is de won who needz da ropez chuwed offn himz. go passed da fordz uf bRuna to da stown tabel, an luk fur a reeeeeeeely beeg kitteh,k?
Lol! Lurve reepicheep.
That’s SIR Reepicheep, thankyouveddymuch!
Paltroon!
I loves Aslan.
ok annodder storie…. wen ai hadda goggie (germun sherpurd goggie) hiz naem waz Anjou, ai bot him frum a roommate hoo didnt fink he (teh goggie) wood eber get to be a BIG goggie..so he sold him to me wen Anjou waz 3 munz ole…
hiz naem waz Xandu (X iz silent) an ai cood heer taht stoopy roomie say….AN-du, AN-du, AN-du so ai changeded the D into a J and cawled him Anjou….butt furst I tried to cawl him Aslan……waz big Narnia fan …
but awl mi rommies waz big macho surfer tipes an kept cawlin him “Alice”
an ai coodnt hab mi beeeeutiful boi goggie cawled Alice….so did taht d to j fing..
OK si dint sai it waz a GRATE stori……
Them is gerbils, and mebbe a hamster.
ore rattz
Hampsirs don god tayl. Don relly luk laik gerbows eider, bud cud be.
donn madder–tehy awl taysts teh sayme!!1
not gerbils, they’re degus!
You promise may frinds wont see dis pikshur on teh interwebs?
Guess what?! You iz about to lose yer street cred….
teh interwebs iz a seereez ob toobs–mousies like two run down toobs!
*senator Ted Stevens ref*
those are gebrils, not mice.
yes but “gots sent home; sais i haz gerbils” not so funnee, akchully
I finks teh gerby iz still owt on dat won…
Am you shur? Grebils am supposedly to be larger more voluminus bigger than mices. And them am small fur mices. I thinks them am half-growed mices; theyr tails not all growed yet.
I has seened babee mices, and these looks like them. I wuld think grebils that yung and small wooden not has theyr eyz opened yet.
Ai tnk deese berry yung gerbils. Kinda big fu bebbere maiz.
yes they iz bebbe gerbils, bout 2 1/2 week old. Some bebbe have eyes open some not. dey iz tiny when bebbe, not getz big til abut 4 month old.
i finks dey r rodents
“Safe” call, u haz it…Rodents they be
and i thot head LICE wure bad…
Dese just Lice only biggers. Dats why they get letter L promoted to M.
an iffn teh MICE getz bigger, they den bekoms “NICE”?????????
Yes, cuz wen dey git bigger, dey becumz a nice snack!!
Der iz a rest.. rester… plaze to eats in Sam Diego called ‘De Pelican’ that had ‘Halapeno Fried MICE’ on dems menoo. Not ben der 4 manny yeers. Wunder if dey still sellz it? Mebbe this kitteh gots a tayk-out order?
kittah sez
“I huz neber ben soo humiuletatd”
*secretly plans world destruction*
or barring that, a ichc troll
kitteh sayz:
“ai hatez dese meecez …..to peezez”
“Whut do yeh wan’ to do tonight, Brain?”
“Teh Saym thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the Kitteh!!11!”
won izza gene-yus, teh odder’s insayne.
UCKY! bad peeps put ugly rodents on kitteh. NO WANT this pitcher.
scowly
scuse me fer sanin…..but dose r so berry cyute dose little guise wif der liddle haff closeded eys an der tiny liddle feetses, and der liddle teeny tiny furry bawdies, an liddle eerz……..
dey r berry cyute, maybe u needz to getz ur glasses (or hart ) ajusteded
maybee tehy is frens, lyke razed 2geffer. Straynger fings hab happened–goggies an kittehs kin be frens.
Those aren’t mice–they’re gerbil pups!
I hope this had a good ending.
mom, cud u heet up teh currling i-ron 4 me?
Kitteh Nanneh Diareez:
Day 2: Mrs X lef meh wif teh chirren. Mistur X is sleepeng wif teh ginnee pig. Chirren lufs meh. Is nawt so grate, ackshully.
babee ratz not mize
Ees troo. Bebeh mize r nekkid. But much funnier dis wai, no?
Wunder if Kat is looking at large-bore handgun pointing at him frum off-camera and hearing dire warnings iff he duz anything?
All right, wasn’t funny. But it COULD explain the lack of carnage and mayhem!
(heading off to bed, nao. Is late.)
nitey-nite, J442, phesant dreems. Pleez too naugt dreem about hanguns!
I lub teh liddel wun smooshing his ai.
Maeks him luuk eben moar .. perturbed.
it beminds me of teh old catoons where teh kitteh (tom? sylvester?) wuld look at teh camera and one eye would start to twitch…
tehn would come the splosions!
Yeth, but mouzee is doin it foar him!
‘Hear, i twich foar yoo, yoo lazee fing!”
Pee.ess. dis is ‘Trauma’. I jus get teh werdpress akownt.
That’s so wrong!
Iz da room 101? Winston Kitteh iz sorreh fur da trubble nao!
Damn Japanese mouses…no fears kittehs…
dat danm kitteh alwayz sez “Hello”–eben too mice—to frendly!
*Hello Kitty* ref.
Kitteh has Mice Flo-Bee…looking sharp
Doc, there’s sumptin on my mind that’s been botherin’ me.
w00t!!!
Science sez: OMG GUD IDEA!
yet, fergetz to consult da kitteh…
That’s so cute! Lol!
Sent home from skool, says I got headmice.
One of the best LOL cats EVER!!
dems not mice… dems gerdulls
extraordinarily patient kitteh says:
“there are limits”.
Doez is not micez, doez is babee rattiez.
Those deffentily look like baby gerbils not mice.
those are gerbils i think