ceiling cat in meeting nao.
i can takes message for u?
um yeah, i haz a complains!
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Tell ceiling cat to stop snooping on meh.
Kthx bai
nd if u can telz ceiligcat 2 tellz teh gogglemaps van 2 stop taken picshurz of mah street wen im pikking mah noez, id apprechiate it thx.
ceiling cat is too busy to watch you today – I’m the temp they sent from the agency. I’ll be by the vending machines if you need me.
Itz tohse kewt seCATerriez taht caoz all teh trubbl.
troo, at mah yooni, rly hard 2 maek teh appoynbmenz wiv teh prof thru teh seCATarryz, but if ask teh profz tehy b liek, k hao bowt tomarrow @ noon?
Ceiling cat sez he only watchez u so much bcauz u give hm so much 2 watch…
Oh, shure, blame dah viktim, typicul.
Yes, please tell him that
I would sure appreciate
Basic privacy.
sorry, cieling cat
is very interested
in bathroom habits
He says: I know dat!
So I privately watch you
Playing with privates!
You have a bad mind
I meant with lil toy soldiers
Lined up in a row
Plastic lil green men
Silently aiming “Pew Pew”
i pretend i dead
Tell ceiling cat I is not upsy down..
LMAO!
plez tel ceiling cat 2 dust teh ceiling fan. Kthnxbai
no, i dun has an appoynment! we’re ol frenz, i swearz!
R yu tehre, Ceiling Cat? It’s me, Margret…
yar. taht be a very gud book . Funee. i sitll needz it bak frum cuzin.
Tells him dat iff i ketch him lookn down my blows agin, I iz gonna yank hims tail.
Wen kitteh luks down gurls’ blowzes, dey yoozhually tinkin, “Huh! U onlee gotz 2?”
roffle!
“tehy iz niec an bigz an all, but i preferz teh veriaty pak”
Peekaboo cat says hi
ceiling cat now has minions … vary interesting
It’s Ceiling Cat’s ark-anjul, Saint Hiss-Toe-Fur.
Or is it kitekat the sun of ceiling cat?
oh yes we kanot furgetz kit-e-kat!
Da wuz purrfekshun!
Your commentz is much funneh, u iz on a roll tudai
I iz talking about youz Bonzogal.
Moochus grassy-us, 2-kittehs! Ceiling Cat is wid me 2day, in mai tinee braynes.
securatary kittah is keeping ordah
kittah sez “we iz watchin u 24/7″
yU alwayz getten in truble–eye has two watch joo lyke a hawk!
Jack Bauer every day of the week? Hmmm
plz add to lolcat bible
kthxbye
Mai hed are stuk.
Pleez to bring butter to slide me owt. Baycon mite werk too.
ownly if teh bakkin dozint goez 2 teh fase, nd ownly teh bewwy nd surrownding areaz.
sorre, klend out teh pnut butr 2 makez teh kookees. waz a dbl bach! Same 4 krisko, butt haz 1/4th tsp vansicka left (moore orr les). Bakin in teh am…wantz sum?
Are being Exzeutiv Awziztant Kitteh, Pleez to respeck ma awthoritee! U mai wat in da hawl if u lacks!
Who ceilin kat meetin wif?
Teh Cheezes obverusly.
Wai els wud dems hav kep us waiting auwl taht tyme?
Well, at leest tehy haz a gud ekspluhnayshun.
I wus startin tu feel layk tehy dint lubs us no mor.
Whut a fren whee hav in Cheezus……
’specishully wen dey iz un bergers!
teh beeg cheezez?
le grande fromage ????
los quesos grandos
die grosse kaese?
ooki chiizu? hehe I dun knowz de wurd for “the” in de japaneez.
noes… if he bizy then I gots to go… do… somthin.
Yup me too.
Back…um….soon.
deed sumwun sai Caturday?
Eye dreamz of Da Cheeses da ovver nite. Eye woke-did up -n- said dat ef onlee da stoopie hoomanz wud pay ‘tenshun to Da Cheeses dere would be whirled peas.
Mebbe dis was mesij frum Ceiling Cat?
“plz to b sub-mitten all ur prayurz in triplicat
Also, plz to be remembering taht even teh allmyteh Ceiling Cat cant restoar ur missing harblz if you haz ben nooterd.
Prayze kitekat, brotehr kitteh, prayze kitekat”
Seeleeng Kitteh knoez
ebbeefeeng! Eeben wutz goez
awn beehynd cloazd doarz.
Seeleeng Kitteh iz
awll abowt prybassee. Awll
ubz himz… Nun ubz Urz!
Awll Howzez habz t3h
seekritt passajjez.Seeleeng
Kitteh knoez dem awll!
Wenz U feenkz ieez inz
paynteengz followz U? Chanssez
arz gud dat dey arz!
Paranoya iz
Seeleeng Kitteh’s bestest frend.
Keepz Hewminz in lyne
Jack.
How did this make it to the front page? Whoever decides this stuff is on crack. This is not funny at all.
Ooh, you nots get apoyntment nao!
U makez Ceeleeng Cat cri.
an teh cheezpeeps laff!!!
*dusts awai teh neggytiv viybes*
Is kyoot kitteh. Is enuff 4 meh!
i can has ‘no cheezeburger’ vote opshun, plz?
I rekommend giving ‘no cheezeburger’ vote by simplee naught givin cheezburgers at all. MT cheezvoting blok looks sort ob like noboddy reded teh commint–iz gud two show troll that wii ignore hymn.
“Whoever decides this stuff is on crack. This is not funny at all.”
ai thinks i see teh prblm.
…Why u not on crack?
Ya rly…y u tink we tawlkz lik dis, aneewai?
mmm, trollburger. nom nom nom
bless me, kitteh, 4 i has sinnd.
“sind mii an e-mail”, sez modern ceel. kay. “or a facks.”
Ceiling cat pleze to bles Evil 4 he is was onlee drawn thet wai.
Yay – Jessica Rabbit – FTW!!!
Ceiling cat iz opnin francheyezez, comin 2 ur town soon!
howz yu notz gots ah hed rush?
Oh, I ated sum eyescream 1rst, an gotted brayn freez–hed naut B goin’ no wares 4 awhyle!
Okey we gonna needz sum moar paint
duz seeling kat paint teh sky wif starz?
ENYA referenz FTW!!!
iz franchiez or is denomnomnomnom……uhhh denomanayshun?
This kitteh makes me feel like I’m going to barf.
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Hairblz, praps?
Vertigo Kitteh
affex yr inner eer
(I get your comment even if the others don’t)
now, dat’s juzt sick!!!
WHO iz Ceiling Cat meetng wiht?
Wall Cat, Floor Cat, Heating Duct Cat, Linen Closet Cat, and Crawl Space Cat?
Taht is wun kreeepy howse.
Window Cat and Porch Cat, too.
soundz lyke a reel cathaus! O_o!!!
yay! it made it to teh main page! huzzah
Gud fur yoo, Bruce. This is a reelee grate cap. Congratulashuns mutchlee.
Yur nayme maeks mee a liddle sad. Ai wunz had a reelee gud frend bai yur nayme, And anudder gud frend ov bof ov us naymed Tom Taylor. An tehy boffed lived in NYC. And tehy mooved – we got awt of tuch. An ai thot ai mite trai to find them layter.
But – hav yoo seen the NYC fone buk fur Bruce Brown oar Tom Taylor? They ar forebber loast – liek the Ark ov Teh Coveneant in teh beeg warehaus.
ohh, Jch4c…I kin rlly real 8 too whutchew say! I feels a liddle sad an MT whineber I tinks obout old frens lost frum view!
PAY NO ATTENTION TOO THE KAT BEHIND THE TILE!!!!!!
THE GRATE KAT HAZ SPOKEN!!!!
HAH Wizard ov OZ FTW!
I shall kees Ceiling Cat between hees eyez, Spiderman-style!
if he lowers himself to you…or you gots the height
Exsqueeze me…pls turn around and go back down the ladder…this is a private viewing.
i replaced 4 ceiling cat
Raffl soo funnehs!
I’ll take an adorable picture of my cat sideways and call it “wall cat,” it will get 700 votes and still not get posted. Then a 14 year old girl will take the same picture and write ‘Ceiling Cat is Sideways’ as a caption and get posted with 2 votes.
Datz nut fare
Did taht reelee happen? If so, troolee nawt fair. Ai donut reelee know hao the pikchoors ar chozen. If yurs has menee voats, it will shurlee bee poasted, ai think. Purrhaps they ar just waiting fur the best spot. Must hav a varietee, you know.
But yoo doo know, doo yoo nawt, taht “Ceiling Cat” is verree speshul?
pikshoors naut choozen by “Ceiling Cat”. Un4tunalechully.
Ai can’t eben getz one to de voting page.
Yes, I dropped water balloon.
OMG! He looks like Etienne <3
Plz to tell Ceiling Cat tahnk You 4 Christmas… iz a berry gud ideaz..
U plz is tell ceiling cat taht iz getin uncumfurtbl wen he watchz mi wen iz sleepz, kthxbai
Ceiling Cat iz bisy.
Mai Basement Cat See wat j00 need???