ai waz married in Jedborough, awn Guy Flawkes Day, ( waz berrry nise ob ebberiwun to hab firetehwerkz fur us) an hab been “Ober teh see to Skye” an awl teh wai up to John ‘o Groats,

wat ai speshally lobed about teh place waz… teh rodez…oawt in teh highlandz, most ob tehm r onlli WUN lane wide, wiff liddle “Bumpoutz” about ebbery 1/4 mile or so..

so ifn u seed a car coming at u, u wood boff time it so dat u wood meet at teh “bumpout” and den ….ebber so casuallui, teh driver ob eeech cart wood raize ONLI der index finger, to say hi, (an noawt takin der hanz of teh wheell…)

an teh odder fing waz taht ….awn teh map…..u wood see a loneli strech of hiwai, no towns, no nuffin …..an der wood be a liddle red phone boof awn teh map…. an wen u ar dribing awn taht acshual rode, no townz no nuffin around…..rite der ina middle of NOWHER…….der wood be a red phone boof, ( an teh phonez allus werked too, well as gud as a phone in teeeny tiny INgerland and Skawland ebber werk )

ai fot dat waz enchanating….
.

*shudder* well, letz jest sai, u dint wantz him to do dat…..ebber….

so ackshually ai jest did an impresshun ob a purrfek chile…….

ifn teh fatez r gonna meeseesss wif sumwuin, we shood blow dem obber to teh trollz, we r nise, an desrbez nise fingz to happenz to usn……
Ai hope fingz r lukin up fur u soon ………sendin gud luk wisheses atcha…..

an tomorry is CATUDAY !!!! happitail !

u makz meiz feelz gud! Iz gud two hab frens lik u twos!….. mai liddl cousin (himz beez bout 25) is beeg NY atorney naow……. (hardz two belif, I member himz az bebe!) mebe I gibz him a cawl…… hab himz call murdering gargage- dat culd be innerestn!
jus tol fishykiddi bout yur namz fur garage- she liks! sez de shuld goes to jail fur car murder!
Iz fryday nite, tuk nite off frum da skoolwurk n went n playd on da ichc…..

phunny stori-
foun new enjin fur car…..iz in Pootland Orygun- wherez I cum frum! costz much cheeseburgerz to getz it heer to colorodeo- butz I jus happi I cud fin oldz totama rav 4 enjin!

yah- da predisone beez da beeg nasti stuff ( haz to tak it when getz da asthma) I on sew muc I jus wanna eatz awl dai! n darn it! I wais ackshuly losen da bad weighs….!

momcat

My maiden name was Cochran, I also haz Fosters and Patricks. I haz red hair (well, wuz red wen I wuz yunger, haz goned moar to strawberry blond naow) and verwy green eyes and pale skin wif light sprinkling of light colored frekles.

Oh, and my huzbin is also of dah Skawtish extrakshun. Hiz fambly is Erwin (spelled menny different wais) and dey haz Drum Castle.

We iz bof verwy prowd to be of Skawtish blud.

I ken jus hears it comin outsa hims mouf!! I knoes it makes hims teechurs agg…annoi… unhappeh, but… he cracks me up!!!

Mush LOL!!! fer de elebenty yrold’s mommeh!

Ai wuz awnlee in Edinburgh – so hazn’t had teh opportewnitee to heer teh otters.

Wich ix yurs?

So sorree abawt teh murdering garaj. Seems liek tehy MUST fix it – but hao to make them do it? Ai donut noe.

Is gud to tawk sumtimes. an we haz nice shoulders to crai awn. *pat pat* Wish ai cud just go *poof* and maek it awl bedder.

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Dehr iz teh Doric, leik frawm teh Grampians, teh Orkney and Shetland (diffrint ib U noze wich r wich; ib U dont, maibee nawt so mush), teh Western Isles, teh Glasgow, teh Edinburgh… Awl dhis wit onlee 6 millyum humons to sez them awl.

Purrsonallee, ah findz teh lowur voysez, liek teh contralto, moar charming dahn teh hi skeekee 1z.

momcat

momcat

oh- earz bedda, on big timz predinisone- makz me awlwaiz hungri, earz still stuffi but da crickets iz singin ina differnt key at least…
turnz out 1st garage killeded mai car, needs hole knew engine…. sigh… deh admitz deh badz butz awl deh willz do is “credit” meiz da laborous dat deh awl readi dun. Nawt fair! deh killeded it buy puttn in da radamator wrong sos da car ober heated an go boomy!
Den whenz deh wurk on itz fur week, deh manageded to mak it wurs- car go frum oberheat two no go whil atz der shop…..
life nawt fairz sumtimz…
sry- lawng poste, much happeninz here an naow timz ta talk….
da gascat hadz furst semester freshymen trublz wif catulus- iz naow studin lik fiend to getz sum sorta grade ( or at least he ‘possed to be!).
Fings willz get bedda whenz skool (job) out…..probly be ablz two talk mor den!

momcat

Iz verree charming to mai eer. Yoo ar so lukkee to doo it wifaut traying (teh Skawtish, ai meen). We heer in Midwest USA hav no akcent whatsoever, so we ar nawt automaticallee so charming. Iz grate drawbak. We has to trai mutch harder.

Teh wun tiem ai wuz in Scotland – ai cud hardlee bleeve mai eers. Ov corse, ai hav travelled mutch throo teh whirrld and herd menee akcents, but ai think Skawtish – it has the eggstreem kyoot, yoo know. And heer wuz a whole countree full ov peepl – awl sounding liek that. Ai had beeg smile awn mai fayce the whole tiem.

Tell mee – do yoo also find iz as charming as the rest ov us (ai am shur ai am nawt alone heer) doo? Ai know – iz nermal fur yoo. But still . . .

N Paws, ai’m nawt shur taht wuz qwite what yoo had in mynd (tho trooth to tell, ai still don’t know egglaktlee what taht wuz), but in ene event, yoo got sum lovelee dansing.

ahhhh lif waz gud….ai hung oawt wif surferz an blak coral diberz…..(dey waz nutz!!) n went diving, an swimming an partyin, an werked inas beechshak sammich plase…..an gerenraully had me a grand ole tyme…. (ai waz 19 at teh time)

an wun dai …..it waz jest lik a movie, we waz eetin brekkies at the Pioneer Hotel, an a guy cam racing in yelling “Surf’s up at W——Bay ” an u nebber saw a plase emti oawt so fastly !!!!!!!! an we awl spent the dai watchin guy surf awn 15 to 20 foot wavez……we sooo exciting !

(LOL, nawt bein meen, jus mekkin a funnee!)

Nao Ai fine maseff tinkin in LOLspeek, an tawkin in it too, cuz it eezier fur me to tawk in dan Engrish, wif ma TMJ owee jaw!

**teenee steps to rite, swayz hips in graysful arcs, hands flutterin alawng to left**

Didja no? Dat “Aloha Oe” sawng wuz writ by Queen Lileeookolanee in da 1890’s, while she wuz imprizund by dat wite mens wut stoled da Huwhyen Eyelenz! She wuz so sad, so she writ da sawng abowt her booteeful homelan wile dem mens wuz plottin an steelin, da way dey do. Nao da sawng iz well nown, Huwhyeah iz a state, an doze ebil mens R lawng ded an fergot.

so BEFOR u luk, u shood don ur CHRG (wdoi) oar a swim capz frum teh 60s (tehy can has nise chin strap to help hole it awn, an u kan getz dem wif floofy culurfol flowrz awn dem, oar nawt, ur opshun) an if u seez dat iz a behbeh kitn, u shood cawl for teh CCC rite awai……so u lan hab sumnise cholit an tea an a pretti blankie (dey com in pink an bloo an green)

so *mop mop mop mop mop* naow ai gotz ur branes moppeded up

an heers sum nise catbury choklit, an a sawftie blankie ( how bout greeen teodai?) ana nise cuppa tea.

feeling bedder naow ????

BUT DONT FORGET !!!!!!

ALWAYZ, alwayz alwayz hab ur CHRG wif u …..u nebber ebber noes wen u’ll needz it

but tahy r so luvable at taht age…….

but awn to IMPORTUNT buisinessess..

teh danse !

ai fink it goeses sumfing lik dis:

*swayz hipz and shufflez feeetes wif teeny tiny steps to de rite
whilst waving armz an hans ober awn teh left*

Al-lo-ha-oe,

*sways hip an shufflez feeteswif teeny tiny stepz to teh left
whist wavin armz an hanz ober to teh rite*

Al-lo-ha-oe

*now we swayz hips ( aio forgotted to say “sawyz hipz grasefulli” ) grasefulli ina sircle whilst we tern ina sircle slowwly shufflin our feetes in teeny tiny stepz an wavin our arms an hans kinda behindz an off to wun side ob ourselbes….*

*hanz awn hips…..now ai am just nawt sure if dat’s rite*

*shruggs* an ai forgotted the rests ob teh werdz..

but what teh H*** dat waz fun…. *she goees off shufflin her feetes wif teenytiny steps and wavin her armz an hans humming Aloha-oe to herself*