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Darn U Salazar, darn U to heck!!
Charlie’s Angels ref!
Yeah, a bit. It wus tej furst ting I thot ob dhat sooted teh kitteh’s poze!
iz good! Since iz hard to tink wen u brain is screaming “No comment! Move it, THINK THINK THINK!”
chair dansen for paws4thot nawt sekond?
i think it goes
wiggle wiggle wave left
wiggle wiggle wave rite
wiggle wig…oops iz on teh flore
Wow, paws, ar yoo alwaiz up and abowt this eerlee? Congratz in ene event awn yur nawt second. (To which Charlie’s Angels ar yoo refurring? Ai think ai has nawt seen this)
And, since Kat haz fawllen off teh chayre, iz ther enething else taht wud pleez yoo in lion ov a celebrashun?
Earlee? Iz nawt eerlee heer. I haz jist eeted mah lunch.
Teh kwote R frawm teh furst ob teh fillumz, with Drew Barrymore, Lucy Lui and Cameron Diaz (oh and Bill Murray as Bosley).
Ib UR awl up 4 it, U kood do a burlesk rooteen, liek in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle?
Darn this Hawaii tiem! I sumtiems goes bakwerds.
Ai wud luv to doo this fur yoo, butt ai duzzent know it. Purrhaps sumwun else will com along so bai and bai. If they do, ai wud happilee joyne in.
HI JCH4K !Q aqi am bak ! is berry berry frustrain to hab ur puter, but nawt teh cord taht maeks iot go !!!!
but awn to IMPORTUNT buisinessess..
teh danse !
ai fink it goeses sumfing lik dis:
*swayz hipz and shufflez feeetes wif teeny tiny steps to de rite
whilst waving armz an hans ober awn teh left*
Al-lo-ha-oe,
*sways hip an shufflez feeteswif teeny tiny stepz to teh left
whist wavin armz an hanz ober to teh rite*
Al-lo-ha-oe
*now we swayz hips ( aio forgotted to say “sawyz hipz grasefulli” ) grasefulli ina sircle whilst we tern ina sircle slowwly shufflin our feetes in teeny tiny stepz an wavin our arms an hans kinda behindz an off to wun side ob ourselbes….*
*hanz awn hips…..now ai am just nawt sure if dat’s rite*
*shruggs* an ai forgotted the rests ob teh werdz..
but what teh H*** dat waz fun…. *she goees off shufflin her feetes wif teenytiny steps and wavin her armz an hans humming Aloha-oe to herself*
Ai lurves da hoolee hoolee! Ai neber lernt it wen Ai livd in Huwhyee, but Ai dooz it nao alawng wif da belee dansins!
**teenee steps to rite, swayz hips in graysful arcs, hands flutterin alawng to left**
Didja no? Dat “Aloha Oe” sawng wuz writ by Queen Lileeookolanee in da 1890’s, while she wuz imprizund by dat wite mens wut stoled da Huwhyen Eyelenz! She wuz so sad, so she writ da sawng abowt her booteeful homelan wile dem mens wuz plottin an steelin, da way dey do. Nao da sawng iz well nown, Huwhyeah iz a state, an doze ebil mens R lawng ded an fergot.
HEY iz smallish whirled innit???? ai libbed in Huyee a lawng tyme ago (der ai go agin ) in 1969, on Maui, in Lahina, ina house cross frum tha beech (beech is maed ob teeny tiny stones) wiff 2 plam trees, an hibiscus bush in front ob teh lawn….. an Mala Wharf an teh Ilanz ob Lanai an Molioki ina distance……..an 6 papaya treez ina bak….(we ate a lotta papayaz)
ahhhh lif waz gud….ai hung oawt wif surferz an blak coral diberz…..(dey waz nutz!!) n went diving, an swimming an partyin, an werked inas beechshak sammich plase…..an gerenraully had me a grand ole tyme…. (ai waz 19 at teh time)
an wun dai …..it waz jest lik a movie, we waz eetin brekkies at the Pioneer Hotel, an a guy cam racing in yelling “Surf’s up at W——Bay ” an u nebber saw a plase emti oawt so fastly !!!!!!!! an we awl spent the dai watchin guy surf awn 15 to 20 foot wavez……we sooo exciting !
LOLZ! Salleh – so nice to hav yoo bak. And B! – luvlee graceful dansing. And thankz fur the storee. Ai din’t know that. Ai knew the ebil men, but nawt the sawng storee.
N Paws, ai’m nawt shur taht wuz qwite what yoo had in mynd (tho trooth to tell, ai still don’t know egglaktlee what taht wuz), but in ene event, yoo got sum lovelee dansing.
wat on earth? wats wrong with u?
u can has detenshun >:[
Bud….ai reely did fawl! Wazzun aksident. Toadallee
is ok kitteh i halps u up
also B needin’ snorgull-aid
so as to be snorgull-able
I can has learning?
Mah Grammar, is not so grate.
*finks 2 self* bud its rlly cyoot!
she don make cookies like she use to…and she yells at me to be kwiet
Darn!! Leaf – yoo maed mee snert again!!!
an she smells ob wee wee an kabbij
O yur poar Grammar!
Show and tell kitteh says….”And My cheezburger wuz dis big!”
o howz i longses fur dat cheezburger gen
y itz not napp tyme yet??
Teechur gitz nuthin dun all dai
“Iz it nap tyme yet?” -Not yet
“Naow?” -Not yet
“Gushie food tyme?” -Not naow
“Naow?” -Not yet
“Playtyme?” -Teechur curled up awn desk,zzzzzzzz
dat beez me todaiz, fur sum raison 5th grade sci ants puttz mei two sleep, weiz ackshuly watchn grass gro…… I hab to writ fur mai kiddo witch is hardz when fallin asleep…… hadz two go eatz TWO penutty buttery chocolat miniz n a pepamint kissz to stayz awak!
I iz tigered, doin 4th mastas class in especial ed in a row… still aguin wif same classmateys, n dis claz goes awl da waiz to Jan 28th wif onli a two week brek….
Iz also gotz neu kid whoose finks Imz der personal jungl gym…. weiz play wrestle-hugz-learnz fur 30 looong minutes each dai.
I kumz hom an slepz fur two hourz, eatzez gushi fud, den does da skool wuk until wai too late….
Dis bez mai beddy by tim 10 minute picka me up-
oh- earz bedda, on big timz predinisone- makz me awlwaiz hungri, earz still stuffi but da crickets iz singin ina differnt key at least…
turnz out 1st garage killeded mai car, needs hole knew engine…. sigh… deh admitz deh badz butz awl deh willz do is “credit” meiz da laborous dat deh awl readi dun. Nawt fair! deh killeded it buy puttn in da radamator wrong sos da car ober heated an go boomy!
Den whenz deh wurk on itz fur week, deh manageded to mak it wurs- car go frum oberheat two no go whil atz der shop…..
life nawt fairz sumtimz…
sry- lawng poste, much happeninz here an naow timz ta talk….
da gascat hadz furst semester freshymen trublz wif catulus- iz naow studin lik fiend to getz sum sorta grade ( or at least he ‘possed to be!).
Fings willz get bedda whenz skool (job) out…..probly be ablz two talk mor den!
momcat
Ohhh – prednisone. Powerful stuff. Must hav been reelee bad.
So sorree abawt teh murdering garaj. Seems liek tehy MUST fix it – but hao to make them do it? Ai donut noe.
Is gud to tawk sumtimes. an we haz nice shoulders to crai awn. *pat pat* Wish ai cud just go *poof* and maek it awl bedder.
{{{{{{{momcat}}}}}}}
momcat, Hopez u git bak tu reedz dis. Lyfe be nawt fair sumtymes… Go to stoopy garage an tell dem tu fix ur car or Janet an I be comin der an dey nawt be happi wen we leevs. I deels wif peeple lyk dat wif vailed threts. “U think this will cost you money now? I might have to take this to a lawyer, and I hate lawyers, even though two of my best friends are lawyers (just sayin’) then we’ll be in court, and these guys are not very nice, and you are a good person, so lets not let this get ugly, and just do what’s right, and lawyers can be awful you know?, and so money hungry, and so this is what I want to happen….*said with a smile*”
I betz u be jus ekxsawsted wif yor skedul lyke it iz. Hope when jawb haz brake u can get sum rests tu git u tu 28th. Good thawts comin yor wai momcat! Pleez let us know how tings be goin wen u can.
fank u jch4k n tnc,
u makz meiz feelz gud! Iz gud two hab frens lik u twos!….. mai liddl cousin (himz beez bout 25) is beeg NY atorney naow……. (hardz two belif, I member himz az bebe!) mebe I gibz him a cawl…… hab himz call murdering gargage- dat culd be innerestn!
jus tol fishykiddi bout yur namz fur garage- she liks! sez de shuld goes to jail fur car murder!
Iz fryday nite, tuk nite off frum da skoolwurk n went n playd on da ichc…..
phunny stori-
foun new enjin fur car…..iz in Pootland Orygun- wherez I cum frum! costz much cheeseburgerz to getz it heer to colorodeo- butz I jus happi I cud fin oldz totama rav 4 enjin!
yah- da predisone beez da beeg nasti stuff ( haz to tak it when getz da asthma) I on sew muc I jus wanna eatz awl dai! n darn it! I wais ackshuly losen da bad weighs….!
momcat
HI MOmcat…..hope u getz to reed dis…..but fingz hab starteded to turn around for Tiny Cheezburger &Angel Cat…..and a liddle fur me to……so ……maibe iz ur turn too !!!!
ifn teh fatez r gonna meeseesss wif sumwuin, we shood blow dem obber to teh trollz, we r nise, an desrbez nise fingz to happenz to usn……
Ai hope fingz r lukin up fur u soon ………sendin gud luk wisheses atcha…..
an tomorry is CATUDAY !!!! happitail !
ooh oooh! piks me! I noze teh ansers!
“Cheezfrens, Doggehs, and fellow kittehs, lend me yer ear”….
Drama Kitteh werks the crowd
Ob korse, ib UR Ikea kittehs, dhis maybee naut so grate idee?
…”um, i would lend you my ear if i had any….it’s on its way tho, kin u wait?”
Uze yer aun eer!
i tink i sees someones who needs sum snorgles!
Honey! come here, let’s have a nice pose.
Kittns kart weel gone rong agin.
Jus keep praktersing, yool get it hunnee.
Arnt dis teh saim kitteh dat wuz waytin fur hi faib? I gess u can get too capshuns if ur kyoot.
Yoor rite.
ICHC is envirenmentlee frenlee an resaikels teh kyooties:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/29/been-waiting-3-hours/
Kyoot, but I fink noo capshun is teh better.
Wuz taht lawng tiem ago? Ai donut remember seeing this wun.
OMG….dis is reminding me of son that spent kidergarten on floor lol
Mine too–ADHD kitteh furgots his meds dis mornin
Iv fallin an cant get up!!1!
Hallo
I can has hawl pass?
I has to go to teh BAFFROOM!
Yez, eye noz not tu rok bak in mai chair.
Yez, eye noez eye cud get hert.
No, eye don need a seat belt.
Noez, eye not tryin tu be phunnie.
Eyez fraid uff clownz, whi wood eye wan tu bee wun fur da clazz?
Yez, eye noez dis iz da forf tyme eye haz dun eet.
Da princeapalz ofice? Yez, eye noez weere dat iz.
Take diz notez tu heem? Can eye jus get bak een mai chair, again?
Yez, eye haz taykin upp nuff uf da clazzez tyme wit dis.
But dey seem tu tink eetz phunnie.
Yez, dat wuz da rong ting tu sai.
Oh, an Miss Wawawa (think Charlie Brown), u lukz veri nize tudai.
No, eye noez dat won’t get mee owt uff going tu da princeapalz office,
but eye can tri can’t eye?
Yez Mam, eyem going.
bwahahahahahaha! Dat was PURRFEK, Tribble! I is standing up and salooting u.
Sadly, this is my life.
No cute kittehs to snorgle, tho, just wiggly 2nd graders…
ouch!
ai useded to be a subistatuted teecher…. an dose 2nd graders……….wiggli dont begin to deskribe dem……….
but tahy r so luvable at taht age…….
meiz two-
onli in especial ed, I getz dem frum preskool fru 5th grade…. an I luky ifnz da jus wiggl, usually mai students pokky, pokky two…
momcat
Ai wuz a mizz guddy-guddy an alweez wunner wha happen at pricipoo’s offis.
Mee, too. What DID happen in dere, eneway. Enewun know?
nawt me…… ai waz a puurrrfek chile….. *sniker* no aktshaully, ai hadda 6′4″ Irish /German fadder hoo had wun blak eyebrow dat ifn he furrowed it at u……
*shudder* well, letz jest sai, u dint wantz him to do dat…..ebber….
so ackshually ai jest did an impresshun ob a purrfek chile…….
Tribble – does u no mai elebenty yearold??? I swearz – dis exak….esact… jus wut he would say!!
I ken jus hears it comin outsa hims mouf!! I knoes it makes hims teechurs agg…annoi… unhappeh, but… he cracks me up!!!
Mush LOL!!! fer de elebenty yrold’s mommeh!
Ai liek ths picktuer. Mai students do dis all de tyme.
Bah. I’m an English teacher…I’m no good at kitty pidgn. I can read it…but no can type.
Iz OK, AlySedai, I iz English teecher too. All it takes is a liddel praktise.
Iz awlmoast liek cheetin 4 me. I iz Skawtish, an ah jst tinks in Skawts to get a guid start oan LOLcat.
LOL, mee too! (abowt tinkin in Skawtish).
Nao Ai fine maseff tinkin in LOLspeek, an tawkin in it too, cuz it eezier fur me to tawk in dan Engrish, wif ma TMJ owee jaw!
PS, iz it troo dat da ATMs at da Bank uv Skawtlan tawk to yoo? Ma hubbee sez yoo trai to git 40 pownz frum it, it sez “yoo’ll tek 10, an mek it last awl munth!”
(LOL, nawt bein meen, jus mekkin a funnee!)
Sadlee nawt. It wood bee teh funnee, esp ib U seez teh drunk peepil luikin 4 teh purrson daht tawkd 2 dehm!
Yoo know, paws, ai hav been thinking abawt taht. It has seemed to meh taht yoo waz riting yur LOLcat wif teh Skawtish accent. (Haz yoo noticed taht Melissa haz a southern akscent?)
Iz verree charming to mai eer. Yoo ar so lukkee to doo it wifaut traying (teh Skawtish, ai meen). We heer in Midwest USA hav no akcent whatsoever, so we ar nawt automaticallee so charming. Iz grate drawbak. We has to trai mutch harder.
Teh wun tiem ai wuz in Scotland – ai cud hardlee bleeve mai eers. Ov corse, ai hav travelled mutch throo teh whirrld and herd menee akcents, but ai think Skawtish – it has the eggstreem kyoot, yoo know. And heer wuz a whole countree full ov peepl – awl sounding liek that. Ai had beeg smile awn mai fayce the whole tiem.
Tell mee – do yoo also find iz as charming as the rest ov us (ai am shur ai am nawt alone heer) doo? Ai know – iz nermal fur yoo. But still . . .
Ah iz uzd 2 Skawts akkscent, but ebin dehr wh haz lotz ob diffrint 1z.
Dehr iz teh Doric, leik frawm teh Grampians, teh Orkney and Shetland (diffrint ib U noze wich r wich; ib U dont, maibee nawt so mush), teh Western Isles, teh Glasgow, teh Edinburgh… Awl dhis wit onlee 6 millyum humons to sez them awl.
Purrsonallee, ah findz teh lowur voysez, liek teh contralto, moar charming dahn teh hi skeekee 1z.
Ai dint know ther ar so menee. Tho wai nawt? Doo ene ov tehm go so far ast to be an almoast different langwij? Liek in jermanee, Schwaebisch (spoken in teh deep south) iz as gud as differeunt langwij. Non-Schwabs cannawt unnderstand it.
Ai wuz awnlee in Edinburgh – so hazn’t had teh opportewnitee to heer teh otters.
Wich ix yurs?
Oh, I wuld LOVE to go to Scotland. I iz deh jelus. Haz nawt traveled so muches owtside uv dah states. But I also loves deh Skawtish accent. Mebbe is because I iz of de Skawtish descent?
My maiden name was Cochran, I also haz Fosters and Patricks. I haz red hair (well, wuz red wen I wuz yunger, haz goned moar to strawberry blond naow) and verwy green eyes and pale skin wif light sprinkling of light colored frekles.
Oh, and my huzbin is also of dah Skawtish extrakshun. Hiz fambly is Erwin (spelled menny different wais) and dey haz Drum Castle.
We iz bof verwy prowd to be of Skawtish blud.
ai too haz a fatal weekn es for awl fingz Skawtish….peeplz, accentz, teh cownrty itseslf, teh hisstri, teh plaidz, an ob corse teh bagpipez……..an teh kiltz…..
ai waz married in Jedborough, awn Guy Flawkes Day, ( waz berrry nise ob ebberiwun to hab firetehwerkz fur us) an hab been “Ober teh see to Skye” an awl teh wai up to John ‘o Groats,
wat ai speshally lobed about teh place waz… teh rodez…oawt in teh highlandz, most ob tehm r onlli WUN lane wide, wiff liddle “Bumpoutz” about ebbery 1/4 mile or so..
so ifn u seed a car coming at u, u wood boff time it so dat u wood meet at teh “bumpout” and den ….ebber so casuallui, teh driver ob eeech cart wood raize ONLI der index finger, to say hi, (an noawt takin der hanz of teh wheell…)
an teh odder fing waz taht ….awn teh map…..u wood see a loneli strech of hiwai, no towns, no nuffin …..an der wood be a liddle red phone boof awn teh map…. an wen u ar dribing awn taht acshual rode, no townz no nuffin around…..rite der ina middle of NOWHER…….der wood be a red phone boof, ( an teh phonez allus werked too, well as gud as a phone in teeeny tiny INgerland and Skawland ebber werk )
ai fot dat waz enchanating….
.
jus finks awld engerlish, fro in sum shel silverstein, addz dash ub ee cummings and (archy n mehetiable)- cantz fink ub nam….. den uz furgets da HOLE gramma finga ma jig- an uz be jus fine!
( Iz engerlish major an n psychgogical major….)
momcat
u dewin it grate. jus unthinked awl teh stufs u did learneded bout teh engrish lawngwije n joo’ll b fyne!!!
Iz not so hard, Teech. I r a lolbrarian n I lerned it.
Wen u wnna gozleep, tink ub a wurd mebbe 5 ledders, n den hau manee waez u cn spehl id.
Duz nawt matter wut liddl kitteh duz, teechr adorz liddl kitteh’s kyootness an gibs kitteh an “A” anywayz
Yez! If clasz iz on “How 2 B kewt”, kitteh will get an “A” anyzhow!!!!
diz little kitteh iz ZO cyoot!! I wantz to snorgle and abzorbz da cyootness for everz.
Liddel kitteh shouts in teh class, teacher I, teacher I, I canz answer that questionz
and show his other kitteh classmates that he is as smart az he is cute.
What a cute bebbeh, look at the liddel pawzes, and tummeh, do want.
OMG, dis kitteh iz sooo kyoot! It reemyndz me of mah littuhl kitteh callded Yeti!
Oooh, oooh, teech! Plz 2 b havin klass awtsyde? Iz such a neyes dai!
Dis bebe iz magnuh kohm lawde cyoot. Iz lik seein mai Pepper (nao obber da bridj) a bebe agin.
Magna cum kyootee. Cum, Kyootee! Cum!
*splort*
teh spikee furz…teh liddel pawz…teh teenee tinee tummeh…ai mustest b snorgling the bebeh floof nao!!!
*puts on rubbur glub n raps duck taep*
ai b reddy 4 teh kyoot nao. kthxbai
ai wantz 2 peek up liddl kitteh n snorgl kitteh n mekk kitteh prrrrrr reel
lowd….mai brayn splllodes nao. kthxbai
faco r u new to teh ICHC ????? u shood noes taaht at ANI GIBEN TYME der cood be hed splorin cyute kittehz pittures rond heer,…..
so BEFOR u luk, u shood don ur CHRG (wdoi) oar a swim capz frum teh 60s (tehy can has nise chin strap to help hole it awn, an u kan getz dem wif floofy culurfol flowrz awn dem, oar nawt, ur opshun) an if u seez dat iz a behbeh kitn, u shood cawl for teh CCC rite awai……so u lan hab sumnise cholit an tea an a pretti blankie (dey com in pink an bloo an green)
so *mop mop mop mop mop* naow ai gotz ur branes moppeded up
an heers sum nise catbury choklit, an a sawftie blankie ( how bout greeen teodai?) ana nise cuppa tea.
feeling bedder naow ????
BUT DONT FORGET !!!!!!
ALWAYZ, alwayz alwayz hab ur CHRG wif u …..u nebber ebber noes wen u’ll needz it
salleh – yoo ar a veritabul angel ov mersee!
mersee bucket ! Janet…
this kitten is sossssosososososososososos cute i love this picture.
Omgee!
I luv dis pikcha dis is uber cool!
Dis kitteh is soo luvly!
This is my favorite LOL ever. Paws down.
lolz i fellz off my chairz laffin
lolz dis iz funnai