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i’m # 1!!!
yay.
well, at least U didn’t uze teh “F” wurd.
Jess az bad, doah.
troo dat, budd eye cannever resist irony
At leest wuz nawt ironic sofa. I’ll let u slied wif dis wun.
sumtiemz, Darrkwolff, yoo iz awl hart!
Thankees, JCH4K. I doo trai.
At leest dat whut momma awlayz telz meh….dat I iz trai-ing.
Yeah, fanks alot, DW
an I RLLY, RLLY RLLY RLLY TOETALLY LOVE hyperbole.
bud, I cannt say too liddle about understatement.
Hyperbolic irony – Kitkay showz u it.
Yippee!!!!
hyperbole———ai IZ it
hyperr–
ai is IT!
and if u add caffiend:
HIGH-PER
I IS IT!!!!!!
xD xD xD
If yoo cant sai enneefing funnee, best nawt to sai enneefing at awl.
I rlly lol’d whin U said dat!!! SO FUNNEE!!!
the bes knee to have, versus wounded or arthritic
BOO!
O’noes…
I is scared!
*hides*
OMG!!! U kant runn an you kant hide!
GIT INTO TEH CAR!
OMIGOD!!! GET OUTTA THE CAR!!!
Dat’s Whut I meended: drat my cat-like spelling problemz!
Priceless facial expression.
teh kid or teh beest?
Yesh.
horses hab prehensile lips (’s’ troo)
Peeple hab apprehensive blips
sum peeps hab lyin lips…
least horses downt lie…
U speek teh troo, my fren.
I had that same reaction the the ponies in this video…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBgDTIQFbTc
ooooooes NOOOES who does dat to de mines of are chillens? pleh DO NOT WANT
nt de chillens mines, mine mines is melt. =[
Gift horse with mouth lookin’ at me…not want!
Lolwin!
dat’s whad U git 4 beggin 4 a poney fur Chrissmas!
U noa whut dey sez…B kaerfool whut u wishz foar…u mae getz it.
Yah, I neber gotted dah horsie I alwais asked foar, but I often gotted dah s**t.
Shoveling it–Der must be a pony in here somewhere. (punchline only).
wow, sk, an eye thoght eye wuz been sarkastik.
(today) *I hope I didn’t hert anybuddy’z feelers*
Not mine, soitinly.
One ususally gets what one wants. Whether one wants it AFTER one gets it is another matter entirely!
Wisherz reemoarse….himz haz it.
liddle kids an cats mush EZier–they B moar innerested in teh box
An sum big kidz 2!
….nawt dat der’z enneefing rawng wif dat…
dis boaks tihng reminds me dat wii gotted R sonny a new bass fur crissmas (teh won hee wanted), an so, before I rapped it, I took teh bass outa teh boxks an putted books an underware and spatetti an stuff into teh guitar-shaped box, denn rappt teh box an putted it bye teh tree. I jus fink it will B soe funny whinny opins teh bigg boxx up an haz a big, funny sirprise!
*eye is just kitten, ob coarse*
Ai wud do it. ai has a stranjlee meen streek sum tiems. ‘member – no grate joi wifawt grate sorrow.
Bwahhahaahahahahaha!!
U muzt shayre maindz wif my muzzer, JCH4K. When Ai wuz ownlee ten yeers old, Ai asked for da puter game SimCity, sew she got me it, but she put a buk in teh bocks and maed shure Ai opened dat wun first. Was nut sew grate akshuly… nao mai parents embara… membear… mayk me feel ockword by showin teh pikshurs tu mai frendz. O well… thoez days was good ennyway. Teh nustalja:
I haz it.
Carefully adding term “Wisher’s Remorse” to vocabulary………..Done!
Glad I could help!
w00t, w00t!!!
i wanna nominate “wisher’s remorse” as teh necks “Werd of teh Year”!
Aw shux! U iz 2 kind!
gut wort–bedder den “truthiness” ore “blamestorm”
I hear that in Jerry Lewis’ voice! Or, to be more precise, the scientist, John Frick on the Simpsons who Hank Azaria based on Jerry Lewis.
GLAvin! RiboFLAvin! FrauLAben!
u hand meh ur chzburgers or my tooth u feel
hmmm, yore teefs look lyke herbi..erbav…hurbav…..plant-eating anyamules teef. 2 mii. Juss sayin’
*BURP*
Naoh teh kweschun iz dis…wich wun did dat?
An awlso…wich wun nede teh breff mint moar?
moare = *Blisterine*
The reaction to finding out that the University of Georgia will not be playing in the National Championship….
But hoo iz ree-actin?
an hoo is juzt “acting”
Horsey sez
“dis hooman zoo iz fun’
“nxd: hooman giftz shup”
horsie demonstraytes teh vary terifying efect of faylure to floss. teh boi lernt his lesson. gud job, horsie.
me finks joo B rite–if everbuddy hada horsie stik hiz hed in der kar an skare dem–everbuddy would floss!
yah–der buttz!
Butt-flaws…DO NOT WANT! O_o
HAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
Ya gotz sum?
noooo…. yuu is not clemson fan!!!
down with teh hooman!
Can almost imagine kid shreeking: “IT EATS ME!!!”
Might need to stp off at carwash next. The one with the upholstry cleaner station. Bring lotsa quarters. Lots.
Ai seez waht teh horsee saiz….waht teh kid sayz nekst iz waht leeds to teh soap in teh mouf.
Ai sorree mama…ai no meant to sayz dat…it jus cameded out!
dis is priceless !!!!
OMG….i can heer the screem….
poar kid…he’s at dat age when yoo hafta be de kewl 27/7….
hope he recovvurd wiff his sense ob humor, cuz he shuar gave
meh a gud laff !!! : )
teh expression. itz teh lolz
How much does pediatric psychotherapy cost these days? Probably lots more now than when I…uh…Never mind!
Nahh…naught anymoar denn adult psychoterrapy costs tese daze…uh Never Mind!
Can I burro some grey poupon?
Burro….I lol’d!
I lafft myself hoarse!
Pore kid is so skared his eyes won’t focus!
Obviously a “City Boy”. Pity.
Yeah, prolly. Or Maybe he haz eggzagerated startel response becuz he haz PTSD. Muss be sumping or udder; I cant eben imagen starteling juz cuz sume large anyamul suddenly thrust hiz huge hed intoo my window wiff hiz mouf open!
Looks more like *PRESENT*-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder!
DO NOT WANT!!!
Sending this one to my mom!
wut, teh horsey?
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is permanunt…alwayz PRESENT!
Naugt sew grate, akshooaly.
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Ai noes eet. PTSD ees teh epic pleh.
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This “City Boy” looks like he’s gonna need some new tightie whities.
check. Alreddy wrapped up an under teh tree.
Might need to unwrap before Christmas…
eberybuddee noes dat u r sposed 2 puts teh kleen unnerwear een teh glub komparment fur jus dis kin’ob sitcheeashuns
Did you ever notice that your mother is more concerned about the
condition of your underwear, than your body, if you’re ever in an
accident? And they’ll tell you too! “I hope for my sake, if you’re ever
in an accident, you have on clean underwear.”
Well, I thought that’s what an accident was!
Look, you’re driving a truck. You see another truck about to hit you.
Now whether you hit the truck or not, you’re going to have soiled
underwear. Because first you say it, then you do it! Now in comes your
mother to the hospital… “Did he have on clean underwear?”
“Uh, yes, ma’am, we found it in the glove compartment.”
that’s so funny–eye knoe odder peeple hoo say dat—I had a rumey in collig hoo sed hur mom sed that, butt I thot it wuz a joke.
Butt denn whin my kiddos lerned two drive, that wuz the 1rst ting I tolded my kids whin tehy lerned 2 drive–alwayz ware cleen underware. O_o!!1
Seriously, tho, :l, when I red “tuna”’s remark, I thot of teh saym fing yU did, butt I foght “boxers in the glove box”.
he frum Jawja?
Hopefullee he nawt too citee.
Hopefullee he hadda boyled peenut or too, an sum gritz,
an biskits an gwavee.
JESUS CHRIST! IT’S AN ASS!! GET OUTTA THE CAR!!!!
if i got out the car everytime an ass came around, i’d have to walk everywhere.
at leest tehn ur ass wud b smallr.
OMG! i iz laffin sooooo hard!
dis is sew tru!!!!!
Sum ass keeps followin rite behind mii.
yeah an its mai own!!!
an it neber gits any smaller
“if i got out the car everytime an ass came around, i’d have to walk everywhere.”
We ushuly dont freek out bcawz most assez encountered daily r coverd.
SNORTttt (flushing snices wit hot tee)
eheheh, I wantid 2 sez:
OMG JEBUZ IZ *IN* TEH CAR, GET OWT!
but no sowndz az gud az wut karen sez.
kyd aint skarred! dey do “Wassaaaaaaaap” impresshun.
Horsie go “WAASAAAAAP!” an kid go “WAZZAAAAP”
An teh pikshur taeker sez “WAAAAZZZUUUUPPPPP!!!”
yeah…an tehy awl B hereing impared, so tehy gotz to SHOUT!!!!
Not that any ya’ll really care.
But its not a horse.
Its a donkey.
Look at teh ears, derrrr.
We own four o’ each ^_^
dat’s a lot ob earz!
Dat’s alotta a$$! O_o
LOLonkey
Yep, that be loldonk, fer sure. Ver nice – do want! But no space for eeny. Could live in house with kittehs? Learn to uses box? They very smart.
iz old a$$ too kin tells by de ank…amg…way de teefes is shlanted
doez my tonzilz luk infected tew yew??
say “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh”
Note to Elfnugget:
Thank yews so mutch fur da lurvlee card!!!
Too much hoomun fer me.
No funnie capshun.
Agwee! Ai dun laik peepl in deez phodos. Juz de aminals, plz.
that is so funny ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yah–hee-aahh, hee-ahh, hee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Hooman: CHEEZUS RICE!
Donkeh: OMG U B GOOFY LOOKIN KID! Nao Cummere! Gunna play “Gotcher Conk”! WIF MUH TEEF!
Hooman: AHHHHHHHHHH! Ennyfin but dat! Not my conk!! ~hooman later hides noseh from misscheevuss ass!~
ROTFL @ “cheezus rice”
Thestral, u shuur u nawt Peeves?
We iz haromizin
Unfortunately for all concerned, when Billy screamed ‘Kill the A–’ he had no way of knowing his father’s boss was crossing in front of the car.
LMAO!!!!
Nuttin’
Dis happin’d 2 mah bruvver. Mai fambly wuz dwiving froo teh dwive-froo zoo sumwheres. Teh g’raf putted eets hed inno teh owpen winnow an’ SHLUPPED MAH BRUVVER’S FASHE. An’ sed: “mmm, behbeh, him has a flavor.”
mann, dat geraffe haz badd grammer!
seh mah ots om mah tunge? dey tastee.
Luke I am Your Father! What yer Mum sez is the troot!
Nooooooooooooooooooo aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
But boyo! look at us teef…teef we got em!
Screeeeeeeeeeemmmm!
hmmmnn..i dont know what to say after reading all their comments.
HAHAH the kids expreshun is perfect
That kid looks like he is gonna die soon.
Now for teh firs time, photo of hyuman peepul going popcat.
akshully, ah tink dis hyooman goin POOPcat as per dah Bill Cosby refruns abuv
SERENITY NOW!
THIS IS SCARIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. EVER.
XD
Melodramma hyoomin is hammin id ub!
Melodramma hyoomin is crappin hiz pantz…
O dearz! Dis teh funniest stinkin’ ting I’z seen inna long tyme.
Dat poor hoss, He doan no what hez goten intoo. Poor hossie.
You tink dat kiddie, he’z crappin’ hiz poor hyoomun pantz? Poor Kiddie.
hee hee hee…
sup?
get reddy to be horked on!
mmm…horse slobber…uhhhhhh
LOL
OH NOES!! NOT TEH BUTTSECKS! I’M WORKING!
lolzsters, tahts sum kinda silly horsh face
I tink de donkeh is laffin at de kiddie’s fayse, I kno I am! an ya, I tink de kiddie iz poopn hims pantz.
Oh my dear God, that child’s face is priceless.
Great pic and caption – but it’s a goat, not a horse.
Teh tumee ake – I has it. And laffin soo hard i cri (srsly) at dis picshur an deez comments not helpin.
Tanks alot.
I maked com mint but duzn’t werk so I sez it aginn:
Teh tumee ake – I has it. An duzint halp laffin so hard i cri (srsly) frum tis picshur and deez com mints. Tanks a lot.
DOnkeey Serenade bein sung as a duet by tu asses.
This is amazingly funny! I love both of the expressions!
Don’t change the line, it’s hilarious XD
Hello Thar!!!
much better capshunz
U shure dat iz a horsy?
Luks like iz a donkee 2 mee.
Fix da tagz!
This has to be the funniest one I’ve seen in a long time. That kid’s face is priceless.
Umz, dat is shirley NOT a pohnee. Dat iz a dawnkhee.
Lol, the kid peed himself.
I am still laughing at this one.The kids
I am still laughing at this one.The kids face says it all
i tink dats mah friend az a 10 yr old even his shirt O.o lol
misiss kitteh (imporperer): da exchprusshun on da hyoomins fays maeks it funier
Mr. Kitty (Proper, Translates Mrs. Kitty): My wife is saying, “The expression on the human’s face makes it funnier.
thats my PONY!!!! u found him stop scaring him and making him a youtube star!
LMAO AT THE KIDS FACE
LOL!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha, the kids face just makes it!
roflcopter dis is teh lulz XD
FIRST COMMENT IN A LONG TIME
ish funneh tew see yu peepls talk wif eacobber
OMG!!! PRICELESS! da luk on dat kidz fase is PRICELESS!