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Teh kruul werld. I showz yu it. It iz blak. Liek mai hart.
–Emokat
(sniffing sound off screen)
iz dat cheeezbrgr i smelz? mebbee i hang round a leetel longuh…
conCatulashuns on nawt sekond. wut kine of danz shud we doo? roking rownd Kitmas twee to cheer up emokat?
*danse danse danse rock rock rock*
oooooo is dat missel toes? kiss da kitteh!
missel toes FTW!
Poor bebbeh…I noes how yu feelz….I getz dat wai maiself…but jus bizit ICHC an yu will smile agin, I promis….I can never be sad aftur lookin at deze sweetie bebbehs!
dat iz so twue!
Emo kitteh just needs some hugs.
we noez yoo iz only foolin bowt habbin a black heart !! : )
purrhapps kitteh close frends wiff won ob joan jetts band memburs
a noo concept….
kitteh groopies !!
HANG IN THERE BABY
the ansister of kitteh memes
hmmmmm is Stend duh ansister of dis meme?
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leads to the most awesome parody of the ancestor of the lolcat meme EVAH (sorry, you’ll have to drag/copy and paste the URL)
noooooooooooooes, kitteh, doan led go! (unless yoo haf sumwun to katched yoo!
May I introduce you to http://www.tinyurl.com/ ? Give it a try, you’ll be pleased.
why didn’t I think of that? ;o)
http://www.k-punk.abstractdynamics.org/archives/joy%20pleasure.gif
it’s like the kitty version of ‘unseen pleasures’
cheeseburgers… cheeseburgers will tear us apart… again…
( to the tune of )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNMbuygEju8
LBeeeze – well, YAHHH I guezz soh.
Juz ramindid me ov mai tarrablie dramatik poe-a-treez when I wuz 14 yarz owld. Dem awl startid “She ztared at da blanknizz ov da fore wallz” or somefin like dat. Vaarreee mellodramatik.
!!!
*nawtsekkind dans!!*
–Elfi
ever1 dat lurvs paus raze hand
da martinis just rnt solvin da problems no more
yu jus hasn’t drinked enuff yet!
*giggle*
Ai send yu Daniel Craig, in tiny speedos, wit teh beeg jug ob martinininis – feelin bedderer nao?
hee hee! noa dat cint halp butt maek a bodie feel bettur! : )
Ohai Ambercat, ai has been feelin bery bery deeprsd laetly – ai rly tink dat wat ai need is a beeg jug ob martinininis. Seein as Danyul is awlreddy in his speedos, do u tink he cud com rownd heer after?
if is okeh wiff joo wi booff come an has a party tew cheer u up : )
SJ, we do awl we kin to gitz you cheered up. I has a cawl inta deh halp desk for eggztra olibes fer deh marteenees and spare speedo’s fer Daneel when we wears owt deh lastik. You need hugz? WE gots ‘em. You needz Choklit? We got that on deh CCC. I beleeb ders eben soff floofy blankies on deh CCC fer special ergint needz patients, such az yersef.
yes!Yes! Yes! We takez Daneel Craig into nawty barn and black hartz be all bettah! I noze it! In de nawty barn we kin snap the elaztik on Daneel’s speedo an make himz shake owr Mareeneez vigouslee!
hai ladeez. yoo mine if ai joynz yoo? onlee fing is…ai can haz Andy Garcia n George Clooney?
ooh ooh ohh kan ai com too ???? * luks arwound* ha ai see dat no wunz has cawled dibs on ALan Rickman yet……
soooooo DIBS AWN ALAN RICKMAN !!!!
fanks ai awl bedder naow ,
*psst* sood sumwun plz pazz teh martoonies???? (wiff teh extry olibes /)
oh well den ah kawl dibs awn David Bowie!!!!!!!
oo, r we callin dibz? Ai getz Jason Statham! (en ai haz teh vermooth!)
Errrrmmmm…….. whut? I don tink dat is good ideaz….I is wurkin’ on moveez and errrr….well, u noe, dat stuffes…. srry, I can not speakz LOLz….
~*~ Jason
Ai gots ponygranits, Ai can brings Cosmoteenees?
Can NE wun bring me Eddee Izzerd an Ahmed Zappa an John Cusak an Robert Carlyle an Hugh Jackman? Ai bin good!
keanu reeves and johhny depp are minez
Ummm – sorrree, db – ai has dibbs awn Johnny. Yoo kin hav keanu, tho. OK?
won dekira too dekira thre dekira.. floor
cud u pleaz be wipin da greese paw mark off glas for u goes, kthx
yeah, an try naut two mayke a big mess onda flore whin yU fallz.
Takes my paw! I wants to live!!
Halp! Ai’ve fellded off mai chayr. Agin!
Yez, eye seed da princeapal.
Yez, eye noez whut Saturdai skewl iz.
But eye haz da wrastlin torneyment!
No, eye don tink sportz iz moar portant dan skewl. (Iz tu!)
Nuffin, eye din sai nuffin.
Yez, eye towld princeapal dat eye tri reel hard.
No, eye don tink eye livin up tu mye potential, whut ever dat meenz.
No, eye don haz a dictionari, eye uz spel chek on mye puter.
Dishunal homezwrk beesidez Saturdai skewl!!!
An u gonna move mai desk up nex tu urz?
Yez, eye stop arguin befour eye getz two Saturdai skewlz.
poor liiddle kitteh, no one unnerstands hims : (
Some1 give kitteh a cheezburger to cheers him up!
Here in our Paws section of the catalog: a healthy pink paw that can match any cat!
order Now fur Fwee shipping and EZpay!!!! no paymetns fur 6 munfs.
(de small printz frum de Grinch – 95% apr if you be one sekund late on de paymunts)
For deh Ikea cat dat camed wif missin pawts.
missin pawts! FTW!!!!
The paw of death…the last thing many a human has seen before shuffling from this mortal coil.
Sheesh…am only going to the ‘Box…BRB
heheheeee…..dis madded my day. I wuz a little sadz cause I just losted a dear friend to suicide, and dis reminded me ob it.
but jus leavin for da ‘Box, makez it all betterz.
oh wow lufflaff, dat is reel tuff. ah sowree dat ur fren was sew trubbled an dat yew has to experience dis lawss.
dank you Princess Mu. itz been a few weeks, and it getz eazier every day.
*lolcat awf fur a sec*
lufflaff – I am really glad it gets easier every day. Losing a dear friend to his/her own hand is one of the most horrible things one can experience – been there a couple times.
Every time I see certain things, hear certain phrases, think of certain times, I remember my friend John who took his life – over a year ago now…..Yes, my life went on and his didn’t. But I still haven’t taken his phone number out of my cell phone, or name out of my address book online….I don’t know why.
Life does get happier, and those memories you have will always be precious.
I wish you great joy and comfort at this, the dark time of the year. Please know that some of us are hoping for your succor and great love in your life.
Seeriousniss ober, lolcat bak awn!
dank you very much, dapanferkitteh. I am so sorry for your losz too. I am glad you are finding da happiness too. dere are some tings it just feels better to hold onto, and I think that’s okz.
*hugs*
I wishes you all da best too.
ohhhhh, dapanferkitteh, lufflaff, Ai has been dere, done dat. My husband thought teh answers to his despair was at his own hand, as well. Holidays SUCK big time, as do anniversaries (wedding, birthday, day he did it, etc.)
I am TRULY sorry for both your losses. Try to remember when your loved ones were not so ill…someone who cared about us both once told me, “the Pod Randy was the one who killed himself…the Real Randy had been gone for a long time” and it sort of helped, in a weird way, to think about it that way. Its been more time for me than you, and I can honestly say that your pain will ease, but not until a few dozen pages of the calendar pass. I still think of him and miss him every day. Have not remarried. Prolly won’t, either.
Wun gud thing came of his loss..I can has kittehs now, he has terrible asthma and could not be around kittehs altho he lurfed them, they made him nawt breathe.
Peace and comfort to you and anyone who has lost anyone they love at this lonely time of year….. regardless of the means by which they leave us, it hurts no matter what.
and ICHC is just the playz to mak U feelz bettah!!! Ai nose it wurks for me!!! Lots of floofy blankits, choklits, CCC’s, and lolfrenz 2 enjoy!
lub to you tutlol
my mum did dat wen i was a wee kid
my dad did remarry but her def tore him up as long as he lived.
kittehs make ebber ting de muches betteh!
O deer lolfrenz awl. Waht awful thingz has happened to yoo. Ai donut know waht to say. ai hav awnlee known too peeple hoo did taht – both talented – wun a gud friend, wun just an acquaintance. Hao grate must bee their unseen payne.
Mai Mom wuz wunz verree drepessed as a reakshun to sum meds she wuz takin. She almoat did hurself in – but lukkilee it wuz discovvered in tiem. We wud never hav knowed wai. Mai dad din’t notice enething rong! Scares mee to this day.
Ai am wishing yoo awl the best. An teim duz maek thingz moar bearable.
{{{{{{{{groop hug}}}}}}}
Eye cant live witowt da cheezburgerz!
oh, kitteh–awlwayz been dramatik!
dont gibs up … we will helpz you … starting wit many snorgles
dis luks liek dah beginninz uv a puppet show
mah fuzzeh widdel puppets, let me show u dem
PEEENK PIDDDDEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZ
I lubs teh pads of peenk too. Just want to skwee dem!
Dose toesis is LEFAL of de kewt!!!
*grabs CHRG(wdoi) quickly*
splort
splort
da pinkee toeses r gude reason tew bring n teh CCC.
*Passes owt CRHG’s (widoi)*
*Checks duk tape and chokolit supplies*
*pages Salleh an Janet*
*Floofs up blankies*
*smyles reasur… reash… comfurtinglii*
fanks. in honur off da misseltoe kin eye haff hercheys Kizzez? wif cherry innards?
HI Prinseessess MU…….ai jest dis affernune gotz bak frum Bakersthefield…….wif beeutifull new teefs, *smiles reeeel big * seee???? naow ai are gorgus……
ai had forgotted mi puter power chord sew ai coodnt see ICHC sinse MONDAI !!!!
oh woes iz me, but noaw ai iz awl bedder, waz berry frustraitin nawt to be able to seez ICHC…
ai seez taht, as ususuaasull, taht teh CCC haz bean kept up nisely an iz fulliu stoked an redi to go……..so hab at it peeep-les……
we ar reddy an waillin an able to help wiff hed splortin an harts meltin ‘merjensies taht mai arise……….
*ooops jest notised bout dose kisses wif cherriz inside……hummmm dint noes dey maed dose! ai’ll go see ifn ai kan fine sum……
yep gottum rite heer,
u kan be teh furtst to try teh new crissmassy kissess Mary…..enjoi !
congrats on da nice new teef!
*smiles bak wiff eyes an mouff*
mmmmmmmffjfkljmmmmmmmmfkhfmmmmmmmmmm
which, translated, means
skuse me fur tawkin wif my mouf fool of da choklatey cherize, bud eye haf to say, wow, luk at dat byutiful smyle!
teh pink toesies so cute!
Gudbai, cruel world,
Ai iz leebin u todai.
Gudbai, gudbai, gudbai.
Gudbai al u hoomins,
Deres nuffin u can sai,
2 mayk meh chanj mah mynd.
Gudbai.
I will miss u.
p.s. if u wantz to tawlk bowt dis, I theenk I has sum time to listens naow.
Ai not b leevin. Ai fot ov teh sawng bai Pink Floyd wen ai saw dis pic.
Me, toooooooo!!!
Loves it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
hellow, iz dere nebody in dere?
juss meow if u cn here me
iz dere ne1 at hoam?
…
u in dere with da nip?!
Aww, I love that song
And the lolcat version too
de tyme of wine an roses habs drawn closed….
Scuse meeee…
I r down heer
Iz wun uv dem short laygs kittehs? Meowtants. Do nawt want dat kind!
MEH FALLEN ANDZ ICANT GET UP
Ai fawt teh paw, an teh …. paw wun…
da Clasch. yay! (shawin mai ayje…)
ai fyte apawrity, apawrity allwayz winz…
This gives one paws for thought
*groan*
Wot moor can yew eggspect from an Englishman?
Othello?
eye suspects jus a trifle more! Yorkshure puddin us thru teh pun-ishment! I is naut s’cone-a take it anymore!
Well dun, kitkay!
*headdesk*
But…wuz stil funneh.
Pleaze dun’t go kitteh, I gibes Uz whateber U wants.
Hmph! Sad kitties jus needses a good snugglin’, r wut i sayz
Zombee kitteh rizez frum grayv!
I awlmoast fot dat sed “gravy”.
Bedder den Joan Crawferd rizin frum da grayv!
almost… pant
almost… pant
sumone gimme a bost. i iz almost to de top.
jes a liddle furder an i will climb to de top of mount crumpit.
i aint dumpin ennyfing. i iz sirvayin mai domain.
mount crumpit. BWAHAHAHA!
Talk to teh paw. . .
LUBS teh pink erasur toeses!! Me pink toeses – LET ME SHOW YOU THEM!!
**snorgle snorgle**
final scene from Carrie – the Kitteh version….
red. I might have known you’d wear red
IT’S PINK MOMMA !!!
Deyz awl gonna meow at u!
Sum kittehs doez nyting to get on lolcats!
oh teh chutzpaw!
Oh nooooes!
Don do its, kitteh! Thar iz sooo much 2 live 4!!!
Nearrrsss….
Faaarrrrsss…
Whe-ebers you ares…
is teh last cene frum Cattanic?
pau puhppet! dis dog!
Hai, Iz noo kitteh heer. I feels so bad fur black heart kitteh. anyfing i can dos?
o hai aquageek n welkum. fings dat mayke blak hart kittehs feelz bettur inklood soff blankits, choklit, n hugs. mebbe dooin sum funnee dantses wud mayke dem feel bettur too.
hai n fanks. Ai can do sum fenne danses, lookit. *DANSE DANSE DANSE FALL OBER* see dat? I winned a prize?
elebenty billyun burgurs fur yoo! ai haz a hard tyme stayin awn mah feeties sum tymez too. speshully iff wee go joyns teh galz in teh nawty barn (wiv Danyul Craig in speedoes, Alan Rickurson, Andy Garcia, n George Clooney) cuz tehy haz lawts ob martoonies.
wich finder duz u hoomins yuze 2 sai…2 sai it awl??? i furrgets. here, u picks wun plzkthxbai
Lurves de pink raisen toeses!
Snietific survee: Is pink raisen toeses moar tiklish dan blak raisen toeses? Ladieses and gentlemanses-start ur tikling
dun eennyboddy getz mad at me but…
after reeding de nuz dis mornin, dis pikchur makes me fink of terry pratchett.
he is going to slowly fade away and de kittehs and de hewminz will be the worse fur it.
i is soo sad.
yah. mebbee da all-sime-zerz will take long long tiem, an he nawt hab moar stroakz? I prayz a lot foar himz.
db, i don’t know who this is. can you give me a briefing?
kthx
Terry Pratchett is berry berry funni writer who write about teh Discworld. he unnerstand teh kittehs an mani udder tings.
He has teh earli onnset all-sime-zerz – is berry sad foar him, and his fambly , and foar his fans too.
Oanli 59 yeers old.
Berry sad.
ohhh…I noes. Teh sadz, ai haz it
Ai didunt no dis!!!!!! Ratsy-darn, wuz jus finalizin ma trip to DiscCon in 2009. Arizona will host da furst awl Discwerld Conbenshun ober 4th uv Jooly week! Do Want!!!
Ai hope he kin git good dokters to gib him da medisins he needs to stay funkshunal, an dat he kin keep riting! Also dat he nawt in payn, an noze dat awl hims fanses R lurvin him an supportin him!!
relly???
a disccon? here?
oh my!!
i muss go. enny linx yu kin shair?
thanks handicat, i will locate some more information on him. i appreciate your help.
he is mai favoritest riter. ebberyting he rites, i getz.
i am much sad and i feel so badly for heem fambly.
i wuz worrit dat people wouldnt unerstand.
gud tew kno i didnt hert other peepls feelings.
Yeah, that’s sad. But there’s hope. He aten’t ded yet. Or something.
Lat me juss tell ya, kitteh, dat ai undurstand u wat wif Achievement Cat ryte beneef u. Itz reeson enuff to get depresshunz. *snorgles kitteh*
LOLcat viewers, turns thoz frwns upside down. Kitteh is giving the “thumbs up” signel. I can has oposible thumbs?
cute little paws
ichc captionz, ur duin it wrung!!!
I iz doan heare idiat!!!!
yup. shood reed” goodbye crewel world” cuz de kitteh kant doo needlework wifout oposabel fumbs.
ebben wif awl duh pointy enns.
dey jus needs duh spell check.
Hai! Hai!
Liddle hep heer?
I iz doun heer, stoopie! Gitz meh up!
…sheesh….gud hyoominz iz soah hard 2 find deez daiz….
i no tinx dis is phunnee
sumwun i luveded verry moosh killd demselves
So sorry. So sad.
Yesh, Plobes, tings on heer not allwus bee fur teh funneh.
Sumtimes fur teh tuchin or meeninful.
I has been in same boat as u, moar dan wuntz.
Deez picshurs, dey brings us tugeddur.
i sorreh fur ur hurt…hope ebburting beddur soon….<3
xo
kat
“good-bye cruel world,
I’m off to join the circus.
gonna be a boken-hearted clown”
forty eleben cheezburgerz to an iwun hoo memberz ani moar of dat…
(waz mi bery furst recurd ebber…..a 45, ai plaied it till ai drobe mi mudder NUTZ !)
Hmmm….. sumthin’ bout a mean, fikl wuman? (dis Bobby Darren? Yesh? my momma lurved hims!)
earwurm – where it goes when Iz needs it?? Grrrr I’z tu tired tu akkes dat parts ov mai braynz…
I keep thinkin…..
hi 3heathens, yep der iz sumfin about a “meen fickle woman let me dwon”
ok n ow datz 4 lines…….
Thro mee the cheezburga!
i dont get it
Kry fer halp.
I has it.
I can has counseling?
It IS a cruel wurld, kitteh.
Butt u stick wiff me.
Tugeddur, u n mee…we will make it, k?
<3
thats cute