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Lvl 60 pnwage on the lvl 10 kitteh… so sad
kitteh has teh flying blender attack, so its safe ^.^
o rite! Kitteh has alt toon making “kitteh b save” poshuns az wells. Me fergetted.
Allen iz rite. Babee kittehz 10 sharrp klauz and teef beets 2 goofy guldn reetreevrz eberytyme!!!
Stoopid goggies, gankin da kitteh wut waz jus tryin to levul…
no onor points fer dis wun.
R dey gud doggies or bad doggies? CHA xtra necessary!!
Indeed =(
freshly spawned kitteh gets pwned by 2 badass doggiez wit ruckit lauchirs
holy moley batman, what is it?
Noz, do not eet kitteh…
no spawn killz kthxbai
Password peez:
“Mickey Mouse Has Warts”
Ok then… you fellas may pass
“The rooster crowed at midnight.”
“an Herbert iz in Vienna”
“Rosebud”
Frum Columbo!
manee sink down too da unnerwhurld…
countersighn: but feew reetern to sunlit lanz…
(heehee-ennybody rekeg, er, renkogniz uh, identifiez dat one?)
Chronicles ob Narnia, teh Silver Chair.
Swordfish
Teh marx bruddahs iz teh classic.
dogs barking cant fly without umbrella
“To the axeman, all supplicants are the same height”
“Yet verily, the rose is within the thorn”
“The good mother makes bean soup for the errant boy”
Bean soup…? You sure it’s not the whale?
R u sure teh caged whale dusnt noe nuffing of teh mitey deeps?
Guards! Guards!
The ill-built tower trmbles mightily at the butterfly’s passing.
i so liddul cant entar kitchin
mai monee is on teh kitteh 2 wins. poizin goggies will gets distr…lookin at nudder tings.
poor kitteh. dis not be double his plasure.
i are dopted?
no, Pitty, you no doptid. WE been fru dis befowr. We loves you an jes cuz you no looks like inny uv us don’t meen nuffin. Here have a cookee
at leest itz nawt teh Olsen twinz.
for teh (t)win!
teh goggiez hedz xplode fur kewt
Kitteh needz preest and tank. Shuld hav got de rade groop.
LF2M Goggie Boss, PST.
LEEEROY JENKINS!?
I can has Chuk Nooriz?
no spam in dis chanul. n00b.
/rude
/silly
*whew, got awl dat owt uf mai siztum*
I saw a clip from a game show on youtube a few days ago in which a contestant failed to answer the question about ‘what is leerroy jenkins’. It was really hilarious to read the comment section below the clip, because one of the commenters ridiculed the contestent for not knowing ‘leeroy jenkings’ with these words, “GET A LIFE!”.
Doncha just love irony? It’s the ultimate reality.
Has dps, need CC and healer. Raid time is Caturday.
ur two low. noob! bak too dedmyns.
lol yah goe run raegfyre u noob.
I tink kitteh may haf 2 tak rez sikness. Pleh.
All Hail DAoC,
As it was, and nebber agin be
Clan Destiny…
Truth and Honor
Never Forget
Cinamon Styxx
GM and 50 Druid, Elder.
I has a PVP server! Is nawt so grate, akshully…
hmm, cerberus pet chow . . .
dis funnie. spawn is in computer game when uz comes alive. sumtimes der be enemie der. nawt gut.
Poor poor doggies…little do dey noe dat CAT FORM IZ 4 FITE~!
Mebbe kitteh drank da Nogginfogger an is tineeur dan normul nao?
goggies bowt 2 lern vry hard lessunz, m hm.
poor goggies donut kno cuz cat doesnt talk about fite! alamo’s durid guide FTW
Kittez iz for frends!
Com plai wif us Danneh!
oh noes…dont go into room 237!!
Ai fink u meen Rum 217.
stoopy wikipedia
and stoopy me for not checking
>:^(
com play wiv uz.
4 evarr.
nd evarr.
nd evarr.
i has nevarr seein anyfing moar scrry, mebbeh teh exxorcis.
Uhgreed. I can has hid unner covurz?
Ummm…iz it bad dat Ai laffeded at Exxorcis teh furst an onlee thyme I saws it? Ai wuz eatin gwak-a-moley to!!. Movie dat scareded me wuz ” Inna Mouf ob Maddnesses” ( de-cat-speak dat wun for REAL title.). Dat an Da Ring. I doan lyke movies dat relie on jump-owt startul yew stuff. I wanna bee reely skeered.
Mah favryt b “Teh Ovverz” wif Tom Cruise’s ex-wyf. Dat wun b TEH SCAREEE! Mayd meh jump teh firsty tym ai sawed it. Nawt goree or nefing liek ovver mooveez. Teh skayr faktr b teh dark n teh shadoz. Wul b gud blaknwyt moovee.
genius. +5
Oh trap!
I tol u if u puke ware de no find it, it comes bak to haunt u!
hokay, i addmit id- eshplunashun off kapshun, i needz it.
kthnx
Hi Mary, hokay u needz de teenaje boi to splain. Eye sed tu meye boi “WTF?”, he sayed: Wen u dye, u respawn, ie: cum bak tu live sumware. Dis kitteh, cum bak tu live innfront uff da goggiez. Derefour eet wuz a bad respawn. Eyem sure dere iz moar, but diss da qik splanashion.
oar, wen u kill tings, in liek WoW, sumtiemz dey com bak 2 lif rite dere, in frunt uv yoo, wen yoo still all hurted. Dat sux. Den dey eets u nom nom nom, and dey STILL DERE wen u get bak to da bodeee.
Sew ur ( da person dat dyed) bodee iz helfee, but da personz dat u fought wiff haven’t had de chanze tu restore dere heelf beefour u cum bak frum da deed?
Tank u dapanferkitteh.
Is prolly a Portal or Half-Life refrenz.
Whut??
I did this caption it was a WoW and Halo reference. I love these comments though….good stuff… good good stuff. I rofl’d a couple times.
Tribble speeks truth. Teenaje boi in house helps. I hab watched mai boi “die” and “respawn” in Battlefield 2142 mennie tymes so caption wus teh funnie and even called boi over to see. He sez for kitteh to jump left and grab rokit luncher in glitch.
Good advize in enny sitchooashion!
Haz werkt fer me mennee tymez, jus wish Ai new it sooner!!! LOL!
So glad you hadda say dis furst, Mary!
I is too olds for dis refrenz and also neede exzpla- ezz – sumwun too tell me wot it meenz!
i figgered i wuzn’t onlee wun to have splanashun needud.
FANKS to awl y’all who splained it.
duh last game i N joyed wuz Pickle Warz an Lemmingz. eNee bodee elz merember doz DOS gamez? dey had much funnny!
I rememebrs Lemmings!
OH NOES !!!111!!! FTW!
wuz eye dee onlee wun hoo hated to blow up dem kyootie blockerz? wif dem widdle feets patting da grownd…
ps in duh Pikle Warz gaem, the pickle alyuns wood RESPAWN and killz you ebben aftuh bean pew pew pew wif salad shooter if yew wuzn keerful!!!!
Ai still v an ole compuzer soz ai cn play Pirates (d’original) Solytears Jorrney, Lemings, udders. Ai tink iz a 486.
Mus B newr gaem tahm mah favritz – Zork (n sekrit gilty plezzr, Lethr goddesez ov Phobos)
Ai miss Infocom gayms: Nord and Bert Couldn’t Make Heads or Tails of it wuz berree fun!
(Yesh, Ai’m old.) Da Internets! Ai rememmer wen awl dis wuz feelds!!
At LOSCON, we wuz tawkin bowt yoozin fone modems, memmer dem good ol daze! An Ai reeyulize, Ai yoosta order supplies wif wun wen Ai wuz in da militaree.
ZOMG, yoo gize, Ai bin shawppin awn da Nets fur TWENNY YEERS!!!! LOL!
Okey, yoo yungsters! AI remember when there WUZ no interntez!!!
And ai joyne the rest in tahnking Mary fur speeking up. Ai didn’t know what it wuz either!
Alwaiz remembur, iz no such ting az a stoopy kweschun… (altho dere iz such ting as a rood wun).
Yez, in nu gamz cannot b eetid by gruez.
Aw! Poor kitty! I hope it can find flee, find some army, and get to a heath station
Hi, we Mormun Goggies wantin yu to vote for Romneee.
Soree, me’s a Democat votin for Hi-lol-ree., but I also lykes ron paws and Kitt Romneeee
Democat can offer the goggies coffeh, if she wants them to leavez her alone
Explanshun
Appurently if you offer Mormon goggies coffee they goez away, they can’t drinkz caffeine, is against their religun, my buddiecat frum Utah gavez me that infurmashuns.
GASP! Dere iz caffeen een chocolate. Duz dat mean dat Mormunz cant haz chocolate? Doez poor peepulz!
R soda. LOL, Ai liek dat!
An Ai wood fink dat NO goggeez wood vote fur Romnee aftur whut he dun to hims poar poar goggee!!!
He an himz famblee went awn a car trip. OK, he puts der goggee in da crayt. Den he puts da crayt ON TOP OF THE CAR! He hadda stawp an hose awf da goggee and da bak uv da car aftur da goggee messt it. Poar goggee…
Ai nawt voat fur Romney. Romney iz a kinda sheep. Hao kin a sheep leed a nashun?
WOW onceajink, thats the second surprise yuo had for me…I bees a ancient peep, before dirt, and all dat…and I knowed about dem sheeps, i had Corriedales for da woolie stuffs too
ah but Tribble, ifn dey cant eet choklit……..dat leevez moar fur us !
gud point! num! =(^-_-^)=
I bleev dey cant hav [i]hawt[/i] drynks
Maybee morman goggies runz away if yU offer dem koffee (I dunno), bud teh Morman peeple R naugt skart ob koffee ore ob peepz hoo drinks Koffee.
Dat rezun enuf nawt 2 b Mormun. Werk awl dai wifawt da cafeen? Do not want.
No Coffee–iz troo
No Chokolite–naught troo!
suppozebe nawt coffe, nawt tea, but choco ok in any form
I can haz xtra lifz ? diz wil be mutj hardr dan ekzpcted.
max – look there, fred. i tole yu we wuz being replaced. it cumz frum hell!
fred – omg! itz so kyoot. awl liddle with de beeg eyes and fuzzines. whut did we due rong?
kitteh – hi goggies. where be de cheezburger masheen? de glaz fings whut goes tinkl win it fallz? de soft bedz? where i putz my stuff? kin one of you go fetch de din-din? i needz to use de bocks, which one of yu iz my ride der? why is yu not doing as i say? move it, move it, move it! yur appozd to be serviz gogs. serve me!
qwickly! qwickly! /kill
FLUFF
kitty spawned 2 minions, where’s the problem?
PS: creative caption needed:
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?128420540010396250.jpg
kthxbai
Dis de part whur he turnz on wadderz. Fail again.
kwik kitteh use teh freezing blast an run!!
If himz huntur kitteh, himz kan feyn ded…
Bubblekitteh!
Fight God kitteh use ur level 99 thunda bwast!!
I got anudder one hurray 4 me!!
Jehobus Witless Goggies sai:
Oh hai.
We can talk 2 u bout ovver gosplol?
U can has reedn mateerlz
Kitteh not happeh dey intruptd himz din-dinz.
gosplol
I b drinkin agan…
I c duble
woo sed it were kitteh wot respwn?
nu-uh, u kanut stepz on da carpetz. clean ur hoofs!111!
baaaaad googies
U fwollowed mee home afer skewel cauze eye keep disturbin da clazz bye fawlin owt uff mai chair?
Whut u gonna du, “ruff” mee up?
Oh, u tinkz eetz phunnie, an u wantz mee tu du moar.
U offerin tu bee mai protekshun?
Dis definatlee haz de pozzibiliteez.
Lezz tawk.
yoda kitteh may luk small but she are mighty, goggies be sorry if mess with her they willz
I bet that cat keeps those dogs in line. I have one cat and three big dogs and she doesn’t take any guff off of them. It only takes a couple of full-claw swipes across the nose to make a dog think twice about messing with a cat.
Boss Kitteh iz gibbin orders to subordinate goggies. Tellin dem to go to kittehchen and get cheezburgers.
Dawgs was campin anywayz
Smawllz Strypee Kitteh
yoozez Jedd~eye Mynd Trikk. “I
amz nawt hoom U seekz!”
Grayt beeg Doggehz
foargetz dat Kitteh iz t3h
Keeng ubz awll t3h beestz
Tynee sharpee clawz
cumz owt sloawlee iddelz 4
sly~sseeng andz dy~seeng
Doggehz surrendurrz
2 t3h will ubz liddill Grayt
Stryped Waryurr Kitteh
Jack.
If yous eats me your poop will glow in the dark and owner will get rid of yous, so dere.
“Bad dog, Stay…”
“What’s your name Kitteh?”
“Leonidas”
LOL…PERFECT…
Kitteh can employ no-fail “big eyes” defense from Shrek 2…
Doggies doan know whats hit dem
You… Shall… Not… Pass… Balldogs
awwwwz, i wants to see meh kitteh dressed likes a mazter chief. bad respawn indeed
I don’t get it….
Kitteh: Hi 2 u guyz! which wayz to da caturday partayy??
Good gods…. this whole thread was harder to read than Clockwork Orange!
yesh – sumtiymez de getz lyke dat.
Kitteh
WUZ NOT PREPARED
Goggies haz stelth detec… detecs…
Goggies can seez me!
zomg,
kitteh haz no chans for pew pew pew
wtf h4x!
Can people PLEASE speak in English around here once in awhile???? Sometimes I don’t quite get the caption on the picture and check the comments to get a clue, and the comments are as indesipherable as the caption! Yes, the Catspeak is cute, but COME ON!
There are several non-lolspeak posts in here explaining what ‘respawn’ is and where it comes from. Why even read the threads if the posting style annoys you–you can just google a reference if you don’t get it. The lolspeak is a joke and is often used quite cleverly, and it isn’t that hard to understand or use if you just put a bit of thought into it.
No, minkycat, we can’t. Well, some do. LOLcat is not mandatory heer. Some of our best commenters use plain English. It suits them. But they can read LOLcat very fluently, of course.
But most of us prefer to speak in LOLcat because there are many things one cannot say as well in English. You will need to spend some time learning it – but it you do, and this is your kind of humor, you will be richly rewarded. This is by far the funniest site I have ever seen. I lurked for two or three months before I felt adequate to jumping in and commenting.
hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
No ganking da kittah!
In online video games, both players and monsters come back from the dead, or ‘respawn’. Bad things happen when a couple of large monsters pop out of thin air next to a napping character, or you are forced to come back to life in a place full of monsters.
I stand by my theory that druid kitteh just failed his stealth check. Damn bloodhounds.
Kerlyssa, thanks!
Oh yeah! That IS funny! LOL!
/fastbuy
MystickKitta ddwops lewel 45 infwerno on ze bad goggies.
No, no, behbeh puppeez, eet eez you who eez een trubles.
No, no, behbeh puppeez eet eez you who eez een trubles.
oh noez !!1 kitteh nedz teh relodz
Ha! I read it all. I think I’m getting the hang of lolspeak but can’t ’splain it to my husband. No t33n4g3 boiz i meh laheef – old time snility will 1/2 tuu sfys mmm seff-eys mmm haff tuu duu
sniliti werx
uhmm….. Mrrphh……. ai fink maibe u hab goed a liddle tooooo far…..
in odder werdz ???????????
ah dont luk now fello lolfrenz but ai fink we waz jest hyosteded awn our own petar….petta…ponmti…..uh, sordz
ether kitteh haz treed 2 goldenz, or kitteh haz minions, I thinks. Kitteh’s tail is up & lookz vereh confident; goldens lookz kinda uncertain. My betz on kitteh az de alpha one.
I thot so 2…kitteh iz fearless, itz teh goggies whut iz skared!
is kitty ’shopped in??
ZOMG!! Who looted teh hounds?!?!?
oh noez!!111uno! u jas fragerd meh!!!1 nao iz go an reespwnz!!!1
IIDQD! IDDQD!
Uh oh. It not werk.
Wait! Dis not Doom!
LAIAMLAME! LAIAMLAME!
Nope, not Dark Forsis. Wut game iz dis?
Rise of da Triads? TOOSAD. Nope.
Grafics too gud 4 Wulfnstine 3D.
Uh oh. Haf Life. Don’t noe cheet codz 4 dat!
No prob, retriebers gotted nerfed last patch, kittums be fin.
/logout
You are dead.
Doh!
well if the kitteh has enough energy he can defeat one!
Wow I captioned this a year and a half ago. And if the kitty pops evasion he should be alright.
lol WoW kitteh Swing: miss i play Wow Glexanic comes in and kills super pooches