Achievment cat
is prowd of himself
why kittesh so proud? dis wut he did at teh holiday partee
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Purrfec SAT scorez, eye haz dem!
Ooh, pink pointi endz! Iz kitteh wering soft klawz?
Luiks veree mush leik it 2 me.
and dey matj teh collar … vary stylich
Ah ma cholore is being from de Prada. You finkit sets uff my Ize?
I fink da pink iz a mousie frum stor (not a ril mousie). Wi hav mousies lak dat n da haus 4 the kittehs 2 chase n kill. Found a mousie n ma bed chust dis mornin. Da kittehs liek 2 hid dem dere.
this blankie could use sum febreez. it bothers my sensative noze.
go fetch.
Eagle scowt, eye iz wun!
teh danse of supearioritee fur yew Tribble!
* prance pranse pranse wiff nose in air *
: )
Hi Princess Mu, tank u.
prans prans >bump< Sorree Mu. U okai?
oh im fyne : ) no wurries. : )
i am not one for dancin’ and this might be too old for some but why not “The Superior Dance” made soooooo famous by The Church Lady?
oh! data gude idea!
Perfect!
dat sounz lik fun…..
*hanz awn hypz*
* sway sway, 2 stepz to the rite
sway sway, 2 stepz to the leff.*
OK NOAW ebberywun LUK SUPIROR !!!!
Ai hav sum tiem nao, so will happilee joyne the teh danse fur Tribble. Ai duzn’t know keogh’s dance, so will just impurrvise.
pranse, pranse, pranse, nose in teh air, twirl, nose in teh air
woopsie! Nao ai see’s wai paws4thot bumpeded into teh Princess!
Low gaz pricez, eye foun dem!
Pink pointy endz, I haz dem.
Iz luk gud in pink
Dont ya think
luk vary gud! pink is teh vary prettiest kolor in teh hole wurld!
well, next to greene, mebbe. RIGHT next to it, akshooly.
O, YES!!! Pink an greeen iz da win togever!!!
Ai awlwayz wanid a pink an green car! Liek barbee peenk an sawft mintee green! Sigh. So 80’s!
dont luk now, butt ai fink we has a preppie ina house…
Sum wun reopens Papagallo?
Y not? Lilly Pyoolitser made a comebak.
Eye tinkz dis kitteh mai be a gurl. She? haz a pink collar on.
Course sum menz wear da pink shurtz. Sew eye cud bee rong.
Yeh–pink is teh power color, worn by purrsons of teh male purrswasion hoo is soopreemly sure of demselfs.
or whoo mebbe haz no fashon sense.
hmmmm, sarcasm, I haz it todai. ?
oh HAI doctorcat, gud fing ai red dwon, ai waz jest abot to maek a commentz abot it taekz a MANILY man to wear teh culur pink, …… an ai kindz liike pink awn menz, goes wiff der skkin or sumfin…..nawt sur whi, jest lukz gud…
agree wif u. kitteh b gurl kitteh. habs dem pink kollar and dem pink sofklaws. sum mens kan has pink shurtz, put nawt pink lik dis. hab had verie lite pink dres shurt dat wuz okie. also had “salmon” kolor nit shurt. dat de kolor, nawt de fishie. all kittehs wans dat. had to get rid of kouple o mons ago. wuz nawt “salmon”, had faded.
hawt pink nawt gud kolor 4 boys. or boy kittehs. not want.
ai fink ur rite abot teh culur (or “shade”) of teh pink, iz maed ob “oxferd” cloff too huh?…..allus likeded dose…
sneezing cat…iz about to sneeze
AaaahfTSUUM.
Speculie lublee wen performed wile looking owt ov teh window.
Mai consentric spatterings, lets me show dem yoo.
LOL!!!!
mine lyke to lik de cond… dondens… watery windows.
den afder dey have rubd a beeg enuf hol to c de burties en gotten damp – de come and wipe off on my legs!
i aint no towel!
consentric spatterings. BWAHAHAHA!
ai useded to hab a germun sheperd goggie hoo wood getz teh hiccccuppz an he wood luuuuuuk awl arund …..tryin to figgure awt hoo iz doin dis to himz…….
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but wen he sneeseded he wood jest luk pleesed.
Wish mai kitteh gave moar warning. I’ve had a cuppel sneezes in teh fayce lately! Pleh!
I boughted a cheezburgr and I eated it
Back streeeeeetch
Ur Cheezburger, eyes eated it
eyes bigga dan stumick?
DesCats: “I blink, therefore I am.”
FTW!! elebenty hundrud cheezburgerz!!!
“I bling, tharefur Ai am!”
Save that one for a photo with a jewel encrusted collar
Tribble – az alwaiz – reelee gud commint fur teh NS! Well dun!
An this iz teh purrfekt playce fur mee to go sumwhat OT – az Janet cat iz also prowd ov herself.
Pleese go to teh link below. This is mai theater taht ai estabilsheded an these ar mai peepl tath ai trayned still running it. (well, ai dint train tehm in their mewsik and theatre skillz – just hao to to this particular job)
http://www.kelleytheatre.de
Wow–Janet, I iz impurressed. Dat’s Stuttgart as in Jermenny? Is Engwish langwidge theeyater?
U can has prowd–hold up ur hed an squinch up ur eyez an purr like dis: PURR-RRR-RRR-RRRR-RR!1!!!
Concatulations Janet! How loverlii fur you. u haz a flaver… and it tastes lyke acomplishments : )
Ai furst diddent get wai teh site is in english, till ai sawd teh faqs. Was yoo in teh millertary Janet? Or did tehms hire yoo fer dose mad directorial skillz?
An doctorcat is rite, much cawse for prowdness! Yoo for yoor feater, an us to be in sutch ilustrius kompanee
WOW!! I am much impresseded!! Has you been doni the theater there since it began?
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No wonder you always has da gud comments…drama skills…Janet haz ‘em!!!
U haz mush tu be proud uff. Dat lukz like phun. Eye tinkz wii shud due Broadwai danz fur u, sted uff top spot danz fur mii. Whut u like?
Ooh, lez du deener teetur deener furs. Den a danz. Wii startz wit de shrimpz cocktayl, a nize salid, de roast beast, whut elze u like? Wii haz sum drinkz an sum whine wit de dinner. An at intermishon wii haz dezzertz.
Or shud wii haz de jerman phood? Sower bratten wit de dumplingz? Nummy!
ohkeh… less c… tribble, wii cin dew booff. Dis is alarge theatur. furst u go frew coat check and get ur fur putted. den joo has lite nibble and cocktails. den we goes into da reseptshun rume and dance da furstie danse ov joi.
*ding ding*,*lights flikr*
“D theature is nao seating n da main dining rume please tew fallow mii”
keh soh eberi won is getin settled.
*shrimp is served, a nice chardonay is served*
*ights dim*
*Curtain opens*
HUGE production numbur begins in honur ov r janet
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ooooohh lukz lik ai got bak jest in tyme>!!!!! ai simpli ADORE teh teather !!!
an Janet. ur plase has put awn sum ob mi faborites …..SPECIALLY Teh Cristmus Storie !! wun ob mi tippee top ob awl tyme mostest luved stori…….
ai wood brake into a chorus ob teh crismus sawng teh waturz sawng, but mi brane is borked todai an ai cant member it……
tell us moar bout ur teather……was u teh Lord High Pooh Ba ??????
yep an ur rite, we wood be teh bery closesest ob frendz ifn we libbed nearly b.
WAAAAAAAA, ai wanna lib bi Janet !!!!!!
Janet! Eye jus saw u post sew eye noez u herez sumwarez. Where u been? Wii been waitin fur u sew wii can haz diz partay een ur honor.
Ai’m heer! Ai com – ai go – ai com bak!
Tribble – ai am deeplee tuched taht yoo and teh Princess iz throwing mee the beeg dinner theatre partee. But must bee fur yoo, too, as teh NS.
ai liek yur menu. Nex tiem we can has jerman (or Austrian) fud.
Fur teh show, ai wud liek a beeg extravagant purrduckshun ov A Christmas Carol. Duzn’t feel liek Chirsmtas wifaut wun. Tehn after, we will awl go awt wif the cast fur drinkz.
To anser the abov qweschuns, yes, ai wuz the “Lord High Pooh Ba” (aka “Teh Goddess ov the Theatre”) *snert* Mai staff uz moastlee awl men, so yoo can tath mai “Poohbahhood” wuz at tiems –
interesting. But we hav awl remayned verree cloase frenz, so ai must hav dun sumthing rite.
And yes, is in the Stuttgart in Jermanee and yes, ai wuz a civilian employee werkin fur teh Armee. And even moar yes to – wuz reel hard werk – but we wuz usuallee having so mutch fun taht nobuddee mindeded much.
And ai am so prowd ov mai guise. They hav nawt let mee daon. We (ai still say “we”) nao has teh best militaree theatre in teh whole whirrled!
Oh – Brett (the wun yoo see menshuned if yoo reed sum abawt the theatre), iz teh wun hoo left mai cat Shakespeare wif mee.
Gud for yu!!! You haz gud reesun to be prowd of yurself. Dat be one big accomplishment!
Nika – hai!! Where hav yoo been? ai has been missing yoo!
Aristocatic kitteh, luks down on all u humbel peasants.
… da pesants wuz revoltin but den wi took em awl shoping an dey dont luke sew bad nao…
Dat lite 2 brite…
Plz 2 stop shining in mai iz plz
My prowdnes
Let me show you it
Marie Antonicat wants you to eat cake
Or cheezburger
with bacon?
dat how marie antonicat gutz in truble. wens she wuz told “kittehs is starvin, no haz cheezburger” she sez, “den dems kan eats dem bakonburgers o de bluechezburgers, o de fisheburgers”.
Aw, she wuz Miss Understood! Da werd she yoozd wuz a werd dat tranlayts to cake, but meens a nice sawft yummee bred. It da onlee kinda bred she new uv, so Ai gess she wuz sayin “Ef dey no has bred, gibs dem bred, fer hebbens sake!”
Et lees dat wut Ai wuz told….
Iz prowd of ma’ pink nailz.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Mai kitteh senses are tinglin. I sens a disturbance in da fourc, a prezents I’ve not felt since…
Sints da lass tyme Ai haz a prezents?
Yes I is fabuluss, fanks fur noticin.
smug cat iz drivin hybridz! and u should 2, yanno?
n awl teh smog in Calufornya will bee reeplaysed wif smug. nawt shur wich is wurser.
Ya… but Ai wish we cood also replayce da smog in Denber an in Lost Vagueness wif sum smug!
Dey has no smog laws, but has MUCH werser smog dan LA has!!
naw…. Callyfonia allus WAZ smug….. nawt a new fing…..iz wun ob our leest nise tratez…. *hangz hed in shame*
*bownses bak up*
but we cyute !
tahts wut my partnur sez…”butt ai’m kyoot!”
yep, iz mi faborite exkuze
Cee, I gots tis medal.
Sayin I gots my raybees shot wifout clawing the vet’s i-balls owt.
berry well ernd!
yew iz gud kitteh.
LOL!
Please do shiatsu massage today…AHHHH
….And we shouldn’t hate you because you’re bootiful kitteh..’cos you are bootiful..absotutely!!
Stevie Wonder cat. Just cald tu say Ai Luv U.
Once again this is one of the photo’s I submitted. Please list me as the submitter. I could have sworn my name was on it when I hit the send button.
This is Gaia, if you see the “toner kittehs” those were babies. -melissa Keeling
Nais babeez. Es not wunder mommee prowd.
Hi Melissa! Your Gaia looks just like my Mabel and Clove – chocolate brown sisters with white bibs, tummies, and paws. see them at http://www.flickr.com/photos/sahrahalpern
do you know your kitty’s lineage? I would love to find out how I got two brown kitties, which are supposedly rare!
Oh and might I add she’s a girl…not a boy. Thus the pink collar..and pink nails.
Plz 2 Chil. Is js teh interwebs.
Kitteh is in heetz it appearz…….
This kitty could be the sister of my two chocolate brown babies with white bibs and white paws. Do you know her breed lineage?
WOW a cat that is proud of him/her self
Achievement unlocked: Massive Cuteness
Cuuuute
Hooebber sed ornj wuz teh noo peenk wuz seeryusly dizturbed.
Grayt LSAT scorez, I haz ‘em!
Smug!! lol