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one of manys in long linez of teh fail.
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TO FAIL
one of manys in long linez of teh fail.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: saouphie
Oh. Noes.
Mah thoughtz eggactly.
epic fail!
kitteh will reeseev an ‘e’ fur ‘effurt’, an uh ‘o’ fur ‘owch’
yes, oh noes indeed.
i feels for teh kitteh. i haz failed at lotsa stuff today
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naugt say “fail”, Mary….”F” werd not gud!
Yoda wuz rong: TRY IS GUD!
eye ugree,
frum won mary to anuther!
U ackshallee hed sebral lernin spereenses.
lulz. Kitteh is abowt to hav on, to. Kitteh is goin to lern dat he is not as gud a jumpr as he thinks he iz.
keeps tryin, kitteh. daer to dreem.
Knot to worrie ~ kitteh will stretch herself jus enuf an make the purfect landin.
ebrywon – kittehs neber FAIL – alwaiz on purrpuss
leeping lizzards!
looks like sumping unplanned maded teh kitteh leep–kittehs usually iz gud at leeping around kichen. Maybee stove was hott. Maybe hee say a lizzard (an tryed to ketch him, hmm).
My kitteh kin jump up to teh top of teh ‘fridge in a single bownd frum the floor. Lucks rlly kuet und funnie up there, 2. w00t!
No….leepin kitteh.
Getz it riet, silleh!
In my defense:
3. It’z hard to tink ob sumthing brillyant to say wen U is tryin’ to be “naugt sekond” (or 3rd…infinity-eth). Specially when U trying 4 tree daze inna row ob naugt sekond! GIb me a brake!
2. Maybee a lizzerd did leep an dat’s Y teh kitteh whent after hymn.
nawt to werree, yippee!! Darrkwolff iz just teasin yoo. We awl knowz teh instant brayne freez taht occurs wenh confrunted wif “no comments.” Tho ai think they shud chanj it to “noe comminz.”
yeah, I know, j. i teese back…sumetimes I gits carried away….sacracism
I haz it.
Ai done. Ai NeBBer gedsabee nabefur-secun! = -(
Ai men ai don gezza be “befur-secund!”
Someday. Somday yoo will. Just bee prepared fur what happens wehn yoo do. Teh first tiem it happened to mee, ai wuz quite paralyzed. Ai had to get up and go get some coffee – and thank the CC that when ai came bak – no problem
Stend sayed – what happened? Kitteh scare yoo away frum the keybord? And taht’s eggsacktlee what happened!!
Izza kitteh, naud a lizzerd, u sillee gallah!
lol. MegaFail
Invisible trapeze
awl trapezes shuld be in teh kichin. Inbisible wons R teh bestest, too. U ask Y? Cuz nobbuddy cen see dem!
Eye tought trapezez wer posed tu bee een da bedrum?
dat, 2, trib–spes. if dare b fud aroun. Ore whut in B.rum too jump on? Sleepin Peeps?
Trapezez not fur kittehz. Trapezzez fur da peepz, onli not wen de sleepin, but wen de steel een de bed doin udder tings.
Nebber mind *blush*
Trapeez, Tribble???? Reelee?? Ummmm. . .ai guess ai nawt wants to know afterawl.
well, I naugt dummer dan wikipedia in dis dept.,
butt Urban iz anodder story. (hoo’d a thunk?)
Nao, kitkay – what awn erth do YOO meen?
i meens eye luucked it up in wikipedia, an it just had teh convenshunal definishun, sew I went to urbandictionary.com, an reeceeved an edjumakation. O_o
lmao, I LOVE IT!
Mii, 2–nyce kitchin. An nyce kitteh, 2. (srry, I naugt bleev orngyz B poysin)
Fail–getting naugt 2nd (or 34d, etc) but SECEED GETTIN SECOND!!!!
Yippee!!!
kitkay lookin on teh brite-side!
Alwaiz best to luk awn teh brite-side. Teh sekret to happiness.
yU is a brite person, 2, j&4 kits…me & yippee!!! offen B sardonic…
Huh? Looks like he’s going to make it to me.
coarse yore rite, Anna–iz won ob dem optician’s el-ushuns. Hims still gots momentem wif his back legs, an will land on awl fores!!! Fore Shore!!
Agwee! A lidl more push an heez dere!
yah, mai biggist kitteh iz ahtletik enuff to salvige dat leep.
He will make it to teh counter, den slide and knocks eberyting off, wif manee lowd crashes. Den will blame on goggie.
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!
*laughs to self imaginin dis seen in hed*
I thinks the problem is naught that kitteh will miss. I noes good kittehs could recover from that jump. Problem is landing zone is *naught* counter. Iz sink.
Ah hope kitteh doesn’t get wet.
If he lans in sink, den he MEENT tu do dat!
wants to B on catsinsinks.com
Yez, an’ den giv herzef a lick on dah shoulder, shaek herz hedd & say “Iz MEANT 2 doo dat!”
uppahruntly yoo libs in mai howz.
And if kitteh’s hooman no has goggie, hims will blaim NAIBUR’S goggie.
He did make it
i agwee! you go, kitteh!
dis reminds me uv Greebo swingin frum the shandeleer in maskerade… ai wishes dat ai cud find teh kwote…. but mai buuks r awl at mai mums.
go to Amazon, find the book, and then use their “search inside” feature.
Voila!!! La DMarie. Enewun hoo wantz to joyn teh “cheezfrenz” just click awn her nayme – taeks yoo rite there.
Een ur bess Get Smart voize: “Missed it by that much!
dishwasher kitteh rizes to teh okayzhun
okayshun naugt rizes to kitteh
Morfeus!!11!
U Sez I Cud Make It!1!
‘snot ober ’til ‘s’ ober!
Hau ken u FAIL ad sumtin U MEENT tu du?
I knoe–if hee landz on teh floor (wiitch he woant), iz onlee cuz hee wuz on hiz way dere anyhoo. Like diving down frum a divin bored–U wants to go DOWN, naubt OBER!
Rait! Land on counter-ment to go on countr. Lan on floor-ment tu go on floor. Wurks eeder wey. Kiteh laiks tu surprize selb wid results.
How meni tymez eye haz tu tellz u, stop practicin de wingardium leviosa spell on de kat? Eetz not a kat, eetz ur Auntie Minerva.
HP refernce = win bigger than fail depictededed =]
Elfubah kitteh iz defyin grabitee.
kitteh sez, “whut iz grabitee?”
Ha! “Wicked” ref FTW!!
Oh noes! Elvis (teh kitteh in kwestun) did not fail! He axed me 2 testifies, he nevah fails.
He’s fourteen, btw.
Nat
iz ur kitteh?
Elviz be VERRAH koot!!!!!!! Snorgle him fur mee plzkthxbai.
Elviz be snorgled. Elviz sez tanksbai!!1!
Elviz say: Gotta gets goin’–gots more appliances to jump onto.
(pore kitteh’s—dare werk is nebber done! Dey get so pooped out frum dis strenulating skedule dat tehy must collapse intoo sleep regularaly.)
hee hee – mai bunny da same wai. I had no ideea dere was so menny tings in mai howse needed sniffins on a regyoolar skedule. She bery bizee.
Nat – ai’m so glad Elvis axed yoo to tell us taht. ai, fur wun, feel mutch bedder. Yur Elvis luks verree mutch laik mai Barney. Saem color and bodee type – and teh purrtee creemy paws. Barney nebber failz, either.
Elbis sai Barney soundz like koolest kat he nevah meetz. Sez 2 gives Barneys cheezburgers!
Elvis is hansum boi. Of corse he not fail! manny snorgles to teh Elivs-kitteh
U haz a varry nice kitchen, btw
Ai wuz just gonna say taht (kitchen).
Tanks, I b happy it kleen 4 takin ov pikturs!
Ur Elbis an mai Eli (call him “wee wai”) look jus alaik 2! Wee Wai onlees bees fibe yeers ode. Him an Elbis mus be teh twins!
Wee Wai has teh wee liddle bwain…thus hims niknaim.
Tanks, Nat fur seddlin de qweshin! Pleez gib Elvis an exra chin rub. N congrads tu yu boff on makin tu before-second page!
My newbie kittehs can hab lessons from Elvis kitteh? Dey was razed in teh crate. Noes can jump. Vera funniez when dey try. Looks liek Wylee Kiotee when him runz off cliff. Just supenz in space. Den dey gib dat look “i ment to do that”. LOL
Elvis gives lessons, shaungrl. Send yur kittehs ovah. Elvis teached Frank (gurl) she haz super powahs, nao she think she fli!
I dunno, I bet dollars to doughnuts that Kitty made it, they are 1/2 magic
teh frunt haf ore teh bak haf?
(iz relevent to dis instance!)
ai thinks is teh middul haff.
donuts donut hab middulz
Kittehs doant fail.
EVAH!!!
Olympic swimmer kitteh is about to dive into sink
wants two pose fur catsinsinks.com
Kitteh eezilee
deefeetz Grabbitee. Mebbee
nawt so much diss tyme
“Hewstun… We habz a
prawblumm!… Nawt enuff hyte orz
speed 2 land sayflee!”
“Compewturr insydez
mai hedd maydz boo~boo. Seenk habz
moovd farthurr awayz!”
Kitteh preepayrz
4 ‘murrjensee landeeng, butz
woodz prefurr nawt 2
Jack.
Jack – yur vishun iz purrfekshun itself.
Jumping kitteh iz abouts to phayle.
dat’s whut U phink!
i bleeve u Nat
kitteh will land front paws on edge, scrunch up, lever body up, pull back paws onto edge outside fronts, balance, then pop fronts deeper into counter.
all feet land in the same spot, like onto a branch, then spring forward with momentum.
it’s how kittehs jump.
… plus it helps he started from the cleverly photochopped out island
yer mom iz fotochopped…
Ges wut hapunz nekst:
a) Kitteh juzt bayrlee misez kowntur an fawlz tu floar.
b) Kitteh grabs kowntru, but it iz tu slipuree an kitteh kant hoeld awn am fawlz tu floar.
c) Kitteh ovurshewtz jump and sliedz ukroz teh kowntur, noking awf evreefing in site. Kitteh den getz up, grumz nonshulawntlee tu sey “I mentz tu du dat”, an wakz awey.
d) Kitteh iz sudenlee ufekted bai inkreas uv grabitee and plummitz strait daon liek Wail E Kaiyoatee wen he notisez he hez rund awf uh klif.
D!!! it has to be D!!!
kitteh makes jump an landz in sink wer ther awaits leftover lickins frum dinner.
an wadder dripping form teh fawcett.
what happened to all the pics. thats so stupid more cat pics. konw know know!!!!!!!!!:(
Ummmmm. . .kiki? What duz yoo meen?
kittavl knievil haz miscalcolutad da stuntz
iz nice kitching tho.
omg iz dat da Seinfeld kichinz???? :O
Possibly my favorite one ever. Poor kitteh.
*singz* I bleeves ai kin fliy! I bleeves ai kin tuch de skiy!
Srsly, grate shot! Luk at de niec vishool lien awl de way frum de frunt pawz to de tayl.
Kitteh haz speschul tork akshun in tayl dat powrs de alwaiys-sukksessful jump! lukkit heem go!
Actually, I think he’s on target, he’s jumping onto the edge of the sink where the ledge is very thin, he’d slide right off of that into the sink. So, I think he’s going to grab on to the ledge with his front paws, and then climb up the counter with his back. My kitties do that in the bathroom.
to me, it lukz liek kitteh wil maeks it. but wez’ll nevur noes.
go onz, kitteh! oen dayz, you jump to top uf wurldz!
I think he/she will make it. My cats do the jump all the time where their front paws touch the edge of the counter, and then their back legs come up and they’re safe. It looks like an epic fail in the making, but they pull it off.
Invisible Harley
levvytayshun mowd – ackteevait!
shortsighted cat is shortsighted…
Meouch!!