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Oh. Noes.
Mah thoughtz eggactly.
epic fail!
kitteh will reeseev an ‘e’ fur ‘effurt’, an uh ‘o’ fur ‘owch’
yes, oh noes indeed.
i feels for teh kitteh. i haz failed at lotsa stuff today
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naugt say “fail”, Mary….”F” werd not gud!
Yoda wuz rong: TRY IS GUD!
eye ugree,
frum won mary to anuther!
U ackshallee hed sebral lernin spereenses.
lulz. Kitteh is abowt to hav on, to. Kitteh is goin to lern dat he is not as gud a jumpr as he thinks he iz.
keeps tryin, kitteh. daer to dreem.
Knot to worrie ~ kitteh will stretch herself jus enuf an make the purfect landin.
ebrywon - kittehs neber FAIL - alwaiz on purrpuss
leeping lizzards!
looks like sumping unplanned maded teh kitteh leep–kittehs usually iz gud at leeping around kichen. Maybee stove was hott. Maybe hee say a lizzard (an tryed to ketch him, hmm).
My kitteh kin jump up to teh top of teh ‘fridge in a single bownd frum the floor. Lucks rlly kuet und funnie up there, 2. w00t!
No….leepin kitteh.
Getz it riet, silleh!
In my defense:
3. It’z hard to tink ob sumthing brillyant to say wen U is tryin’ to be “naugt sekond” (or 3rd…infinity-eth). Specially when U trying 4 tree daze inna row ob naugt sekond! GIb me a brake!
2. Maybee a lizzerd did leep an dat’s Y teh kitteh whent after hymn.
nawt to werree, yippee!! Darrkwolff iz just teasin yoo. We awl knowz teh instant brayne freez taht occurs wenh confrunted wif “no comments.” Tho ai think they shud chanj it to “noe comminz.”
yeah, I know, j. i teese back…sumetimes I gits carried away….sacracism
I haz it.
Ai done. Ai NeBBer gedsabee nabefur-secun! = -(
Ai men ai don gezza be “befur-secund!”
Someday. Somday yoo will. Just bee prepared fur what happens wehn yoo do. Teh first tiem it happened to mee, ai wuz quite paralyzed. Ai had to get up and go get some coffee - and thank the CC that when ai came bak - no problem
Stend sayed - what happened? Kitteh scare yoo away frum the keybord? And taht’s eggsacktlee what happened!!
Izza kitteh, naud a lizzerd, u sillee gallah!
lol. MegaFail
Invisible trapeze
awl trapezes shuld be in teh kichin. Inbisible wons R teh bestest, too. U ask Y? Cuz nobbuddy cen see dem!
Eye tought trapezez wer posed tu bee een da bedrum?
dat, 2, trib–spes. if dare b fud aroun. Ore whut in B.rum too jump on? Sleepin Peeps?
Trapezez not fur kittehz. Trapezzez fur da peepz, onli not wen de sleepin, but wen de steel een de bed doin udder tings.
Nebber mind *blush*
Trapeez, Tribble???? Reelee?? Ummmm. . .ai guess ai nawt wants to know afterawl.
well, I naugt dummer dan wikipedia in dis dept.,
butt Urban iz anodder story. (hoo’d a thunk?)
Nao, kitkay - what awn erth do YOO meen?
i meens eye luucked it up in wikipedia, an it just had teh convenshunal definishun, sew I went to urbandictionary.com, an reeceeved an edjumakation. O_o
lmao, I LOVE IT!
Mii, 2–nyce kitchin. An nyce kitteh, 2. (srry, I naugt bleev orngyz B poysin)
Fail–getting naugt 2nd (or 34d, etc) but SECEED GETTIN SECOND!!!!
Yippee!!!
kitkay lookin on teh brite-side!
Alwaiz best to luk awn teh brite-side. Teh sekret to happiness.
yU is a brite person, 2, j&4 kits…me & yippee!!! offen B sardonic…
Huh? Looks like he’s going to make it to me.
coarse yore rite, Anna–iz won ob dem optician’s el-ushuns. Hims still gots momentem wif his back legs, an will land on awl fores!!! Fore Shore!!
Agwee! A lidl more push an heez dere!
yah, mai biggist kitteh iz ahtletik enuff to salvige dat leep.
He will make it to teh counter, den slide and knocks eberyting off, wif manee lowd crashes. Den will blame on goggie.
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!
*laughs to self imaginin dis seen in hed*
I thinks the problem is naught that kitteh will miss. I noes good kittehs could recover from that jump. Problem is landing zone is *naught* counter. Iz sink.
Ah hope kitteh doesn’t get wet.
If he lans in sink, den he MEENT tu do dat!
wants to B on catsinsinks.com
Yez, an’ den giv herzef a lick on dah shoulder, shaek herz hedd & say “Iz MEANT 2 doo dat!”
uppahruntly yoo libs in mai howz.
And if kitteh’s hooman no has goggie, hims will blaim NAIBUR’S goggie.
He did make it
i agwee! you go, kitteh!
dis reminds me uv Greebo swingin frum the shandeleer in maskerade… ai wishes dat ai cud find teh kwote…. but mai buuks r awl at mai mums.
go to Amazon, find the book, and then use their “search inside” feature.
Voila!!! La DMarie. Enewun hoo wantz to joyn teh “cheezfrenz” just click awn her nayme - taeks yoo rite there.
Een ur bess Get Smart voize: “Missed it by that much!
dishwasher kitteh rizes to teh okayzhun
okayshun naugt rizes to kitteh
Morfeus!!11!
U Sez I Cud Make It!1!
’snot ober ’til ’s’ ober!
Hau ken u FAIL ad sumtin U MEENT tu du?
I knoe–if hee landz on teh floor (wiitch he woant), iz onlee cuz hee wuz on hiz way dere anyhoo. Like diving down frum a divin bored–U wants to go DOWN, naubt OBER!
Rait! Land on counter-ment to go on countr. Lan on floor-ment tu go on floor. Wurks eeder wey. Kiteh laiks tu surprize selb wid results.
How meni tymez eye haz tu tellz u, stop practicin de wingardium leviosa spell on de kat? Eetz not a kat, eetz ur Auntie Minerva.
HP refernce = win bigger than fail depictededed =]
Elfubah kitteh iz defyin grabitee.