Yur glowstix
Lolcats brings u breaking news: Glo in teh dark kittehs! No. Srsly.
Wi eated dem
scientists maked kitteh scared…
picture: EPA, lol caption: brian
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christmas kittehs glow with teh holiday spirit
Dis bee da bestestest wai too dek da hallz!
Hey! Wut wood bee a good Chrissmuss song too dantz too?
inn duh Silber Belz song it sez sumfin bout “eben stop lites blink a bright red an gween”
i fink.
Dehhhhk da halls wid clone-ed kittees, folololol-lol-lol-lol-loooooollll…
ohes noes !!!
kittehs is jewish an dont celebratez Christmas !!!
must play wiff dreidles an eet latkes instead : )
not dat derez ennyfing rong wif dat.
why are glow-y kits Jooish-in particular.
Kosher kittehs naught cab ete cheezburgers
dey not particular cuz dey R Jooish…
dey are particular cuz dey R kittehz !!! : )
Kosher kittehz dont eet dey cheeze wiff de burger
dey saves it for laturs (lessen dey eet the burger
first an saves the cheeze for laturs)
OK: so, I totally did that once, by accident. I was running around a nightclub with one of those little 2″ glowsticks in my mouth for that laurie anderson effect, went to take a swig of something and GULP !!! no more glowstick !!! had to call poision control - turns out, it’s actually not toxic !!!
good times
oh, and kitties: don’t take the brown acid !!!
( these kittys like to pretend they’re starring in cory archangel’s ‘cat rave’ )
newmedia.umaine.edu/images/Jon%20Ippolito/arcangel_cat_rave-(mip@a@n.jpg
Stend, I muss admitts dat sum ov mah bestest nites involbed glo stiks. Hoebber, I neber frot to nom nom dem. Nexx tiem U go owt - brings a sippee cup.
Jack - tanks fur teh info!
I never swallered a glow-stik.
Woodstock, FTW!!!
OMFG…..how fun was that on the exit??
yah i swollowed some glowstik juice after chewin on one (too much partyin!) and had the stuff runnin all down my mouth. oopsie!!
Hai, stend:
Glo-Stixx are a spin off on what the Japanese Soldiers of WWII used in the field instead of a flashlight.
A paste of ground sea shells, whose phosphoresence was released and glowed when rubbed between the soldier’s bare palms.
Glow-Stixx use the same idea, but suspend the paste inside a non-toxic liquid that warms and glows when shaken.
Jack.
OT but enybody ben to da bioloominessent swump in vieques porto reeko?
I haz, an it haz much wunnerfulnes.
jus “wunderin az i wander…”
[hummms toon off key]
Nopes, butts I wurked ina restaraunt that had raw shrimp that glowed in teh dark. RLY.
Teh kitchen manager pulled meh off teh floor in teh middle ov teh shiff, bak to teh wawk-in cooler. Hims turned teh lite off, an I frot dat he waz juss messin round. Tehn, I seed it. Tubs ov glowin shrimpees.
Neeber ov us noo wat waz going on, so we 86ed shrimpees fur teh ress ov da nite. We didn wanna poysin enny MOAR peeps.
Turns owt dat da shrimpees juss ated glowing plankton or sum natchural stuffs. It waz finally funneh - butts we waz scaired fur a wile.
I haz - It was great!
OMG!!! Jack also speeks in non-lol, non-haiku? Hoo noo?!!!
skaree, no?
stend
i totally beeleevez yood doo that !!!
LOL !! did yur tummee glow ??
New ones aren’t. Old ones were full of phenol - swallow THAT, and you’d be full of chemical burns all the way through the tubes. Also poisoned
Nasty stuff
gnu and inproved
perfeck—-and juss in tyme for cristmuss.
Iz teh rayv!
Dun dun dun dun dun dun! Pew PEw!
wei should hang dem up on de tree
Dey wud lubs to b in teh tree! *Clime, clime, clime.* C shynee bawl n swat, swat, swa-crash. Luk ats shynee stringee fings!!
*nom, nom, nom* MAAAA! Grene kitteh gots pwetty shynee stuffses in hims poop!
Ooooo…shiiiinneeee…. @_@
“very sparky, very twinkly”
How far wii livez frum da newclear phacillateez?
Radioactiv kittehs not sootabl for childrens
not so great, ackshuly
for adults, either
nawt so grate akshuly,
fer kittehz eeder
o_O
Note to self: Keep teh extasy lokked up ware teh kittehs cant find it.
Ravor kittehs?
OH, yeah. Sumtimes kittehs go clubbin an get into all kines of wild sittuaa……, sicheate……, um……stuff.
Oh, yeah, I noes. Bemember taht buch by Lillian Jacksen Braun, “the Cat who Clubbed”?
Kittehz gits teh nip n glo stiks.
The x2c is fur teh grownups wif paw proof containers.
I jess red teh nooz arteekul….iz dis fur reel??? O_o
Yesh! They glowz fo reelz!
In Soviet Russia, the cats are seen in the Dark
(or maybe in just Korea)
In Ukraine maybe? Near Chernobyl?
iz dis sam storee?
(I hab trubble wif links here…bare wif mee)
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071212210021.3u7d8gpx&show_article=1
In Soviet Russia, the cats are seen in the Dark
In Soviet Russia de hyoomans glow too. Espeshully if dey lives near Chernobyl.
elohel
Pedantik kitteh can nawt help herself…
*wispurs*
Chernobyl is nawt in Russia. Is in Yookrain.
I’z rly sawry to be pedantik paen in teh a** troll, ai is just in snarky mood. Ai will nao go an shoot maiself. Bak to ur reglr lols!
No. No shewtinngz! Noledj is guud wen offrd niselee
Chemoloominessenze, wii has eet.
I can has the Uranium pu38 Explosive Space Modulator?
yase marvin teh martian yu kan!
warez da ka-boom???
creepee……maeks me tihnk of pet sematary…
juss wut mai kittehs need! itz not enuff taht thay chaes eech udder at nite, jumpz on teh bed wif toyz 4 me to play wif, stawk unvss…..invez…..not seen mawnstrrs in teh dark. nao thay will glo all nite 2!! so muches 4 mai slepe!!
Stefen Keng four da wen!
Tu new podukz frum Ronco!
Now jus een tyme fur Crizmaz, nite lite kitteh! Nebber needz a nite lite again!
Power owtage, no problemz, u has de phlash lite kitteh!
U cud pai 19.95 fur each uff dez kittehz. But act fass, an u pai 19.95* fur wun, an wii gibz u da secont wun phree! Dats rite, u heerd mee, phree!
Dere goin fas! Get urz now!
*pluz 19.95 postage an handlynn
Butt, u muss kawl in da next 10 minits.
Opurrators r standingz bai nao.
kitteh shawpin netwurk — mai fayvrit telly bishin chanel
an if you ack NAO, fer jus $9.99 ekstra, yu kin awlso git teh pokkit-siez glowin bebbeh kitteh!!
Polter-kittehs:
We in your house, knocking over things.
tehy don need to be polterkittehs to do that.
lolrus would not lose glow in the dark bucket !