Yur glowstix
Lolcats brings u breaking news: Glo in teh dark kittehs! No. Srsly.
Wi eated dem
scientists maked kitteh scared…
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christmas kittehs glow with teh holiday spirit
Dis bee da bestestest wai too dek da hallz!
Hey! Wut wood bee a good Chrissmuss song too dantz too?
inn duh Silber Belz song it sez sumfin bout “eben stop lites blink a bright red an gween”
i fink.
Dehhhhk da halls wid clone-ed kittees, folololol-lol-lol-lol-loooooollll…
ohes noes !!!
kittehs is jewish an dont celebratez Christmas !!!
must play wiff dreidles an eet latkes instead : )
not dat derez ennyfing rong wif dat.
why are glow-y kits Jooish-in particular.
Kosher kittehs naught cab ete cheezburgers
dey not particular cuz dey R Jooish…
dey are particular cuz dey R kittehz !!! : )
Kosher kittehz dont eet dey cheeze wiff de burger
dey saves it for laturs (lessen dey eet the burger
first an saves the cheeze for laturs)
OK: so, I totally did that once, by accident. I was running around a nightclub with one of those little 2″ glowsticks in my mouth for that laurie anderson effect, went to take a swig of something and GULP !!! no more glowstick !!! had to call poision control – turns out, it’s actually not toxic !!!
good times
oh, and kitties: don’t take the brown acid !!!
( these kittys like to pretend they’re starring in cory archangel’s ‘cat rave’ )
newmedia.umaine.edu/images/Jon%20Ippolito/arcangel_cat_rave-(mip@a@n.jpg
Stend, I muss admitts dat sum ov mah bestest nites involbed glo stiks. Hoebber, I neber frot to nom nom dem. Nexx tiem U go owt – brings a sippee cup.
Jack – tanks fur teh info!
I never swallered a glow-stik.
Woodstock, FTW!!!
OMFG…..how fun was that on the exit??
yah i swollowed some glowstik juice after chewin on one (too much partyin!) and had the stuff runnin all down my mouth. oopsie!!
Hai, stend:
Glo-Stixx are a spin off on what the Japanese Soldiers of WWII used in the field instead of a flashlight.
A paste of ground sea shells, whose phosphoresence was released and glowed when rubbed between the soldier’s bare palms.
Glow-Stixx use the same idea, but suspend the paste inside a non-toxic liquid that warms and glows when shaken.
Jack.
OT but enybody ben to da bioloominessent swump in vieques porto reeko?
I haz, an it haz much wunnerfulnes.
jus “wunderin az i wander…”
[hummms toon off key]
Nopes, butts I wurked ina restaraunt that had raw shrimp that glowed in teh dark. RLY.
Teh kitchen manager pulled meh off teh floor in teh middle ov teh shiff, bak to teh wawk-in cooler. Hims turned teh lite off, an I frot dat he waz juss messin round. Tehn, I seed it. Tubs ov glowin shrimpees.
Neeber ov us noo wat waz going on, so we 86ed shrimpees fur teh ress ov da nite. We didn wanna poysin enny MOAR peeps.
Turns owt dat da shrimpees juss ated glowing plankton or sum natchural stuffs. It waz finally funneh – butts we waz scaired fur a wile.
I haz – It was great!
OMG!!! Jack also speeks in non-lol, non-haiku? Hoo noo?!!!
skaree, no?
stend
i totally beeleevez yood doo that !!!
LOL !! did yur tummee glow ??
New ones aren’t. Old ones were full of phenol – swallow THAT, and you’d be full of chemical burns all the way through the tubes. Also poisoned
Nasty stuff
gnu and inproved
perfeck—-and juss in tyme for cristmuss.
Iz teh rayv!
Dun dun dun dun dun dun! Pew PEw!
wei should hang dem up on de tree
Dey wud lubs to b in teh tree! *Clime, clime, clime.* C shynee bawl n swat, swat, swa-crash. Luk ats shynee stringee fings!!
*nom, nom, nom* MAAAA! Grene kitteh gots pwetty shynee stuffses in hims poop!
Ooooo…shiiiinneeee…. @_@
“very sparky, very twinkly”
How far wii livez frum da newclear phacillateez?
Radioactiv kittehs not sootabl for childrens
not so great, ackshuly
for adults, either
nawt so grate akshuly,
fer kittehz eeder
o_O
Note to self: Keep teh extasy lokked up ware teh kittehs cant find it.
Ravor kittehs?
OH, yeah. Sumtimes kittehs go clubbin an get into all kines of wild sittuaa……, sicheate……, um……stuff.
Oh, yeah, I noes. Bemember taht buch by Lillian Jacksen Braun, “the Cat who Clubbed”?
Kittehz gits teh nip n glo stiks.
The x2c is fur teh grownups wif paw proof containers.
I jess red teh nooz arteekul….iz dis fur reel??? O_o
Yesh! They glowz fo reelz!
In Soviet Russia, the cats are seen in the Dark
(or maybe in just Korea)
In Ukraine maybe? Near Chernobyl?
iz dis sam storee?
(I hab trubble wif links here…bare wif mee)
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071212210021.3u7d8gpx&show_article=1
In Soviet Russia, the cats are seen in the Dark
In Soviet Russia de hyoomans glow too. Espeshully if dey lives near Chernobyl.
elohel
Pedantik kitteh can nawt help herself…
*wispurs*
Chernobyl is nawt in Russia. Is in Yookrain.
I’z rly sawry to be pedantik paen in teh a** troll, ai is just in snarky mood. Ai will nao go an shoot maiself. Bak to ur reglr lols!
No. No shewtinngz! Noledj is guud wen offrd niselee
Chemoloominessenze, wii has eet.
I can has the Uranium pu38 Explosive Space Modulator?
yase marvin teh martian yu kan!
warez da ka-boom???
creepee……maeks me tihnk of pet sematary…
juss wut mai kittehs need! itz not enuff taht thay chaes eech udder at nite, jumpz on teh bed wif toyz 4 me to play wif, stawk unvss…..invez…..not seen mawnstrrs in teh dark. nao thay will glo all nite 2!! so muches 4 mai slepe!!
Stefen Keng four da wen!
Tu new podukz frum Ronco!
Now jus een tyme fur Crizmaz, nite lite kitteh! Nebber needz a nite lite again!
Power owtage, no problemz, u has de phlash lite kitteh!
U cud pai 19.95 fur each uff dez kittehz. But act fass, an u pai 19.95* fur wun, an wii gibz u da secont wun phree! Dats rite, u heerd mee, phree!
Dere goin fas! Get urz now!
*pluz 19.95 postage an handlynn
Butt, u muss kawl in da next 10 minits.
Opurrators r standingz bai nao.
kitteh shawpin netwurk — mai fayvrit telly bishin chanel
an if you ack NAO, fer jus $9.99 ekstra, yu kin awlso git teh pokkit-siez glowin bebbeh kitteh!!
Polter-kittehs:
We in your house, knocking over things.
tehy don need to be polterkittehs to do that.
lolrus would not lose glow in the dark bucket !
ummm whut?
ai fink helen meant “lolrus wud knot loose glao in teh darrk bukkit.”
fenk u so mush fur da ternzl8ion!!
you make me laff!
‘zacily, what whiskers sed : )
(Hg haz homeworkz to do on lolspeak)
Schrodingers ezperiment had sum unespected resultz.
YESSSSSSSS!!!
I dunno wutz happind
We wuz dansin to tha beete
Den suddenlee… nom nom noms!
teh beet is dansin to yu
teh beet goze on…
teh beet goze on.
lahdee lahdee lah….
ray-dee-oh-aktif kittehs iz pleezed:
“Yesh. Iz purrfekt. Nao awl we needz iz does retraktibull poyntee ens laik Hyoo Jakmen, and we will has tihs wurled in ower furree widdle paws. Plz tu be giving us more glowee thingeez kthnxbai.”
Oar, altirn… atlern… anudder paws-ibilitee:
“Teh gloestix. They haz a flavur.
Iz… nawt sew grate, ackshully”
(Kitteh channels Lewis Black)
“Ny-Quill comes in two colors: red and green.
And it is the only thing on this planet that *tastes* like red and green.”
Lewis Black referenz FTW. I luvs teh Lewis Black. He iz ful ov awsum.
I Can Clone Cheezburger?
I CAINT WAIT TO SEEZ WHUT HAPPINZ WHIN U GO POO!!!!!!
Ur litterbocks will be moast festib I mus say!!!!!
Glo-Poo. The newest and most fashionable o’ party decor!
Sorry for this downer, but my cat Chipper, 14 yrs old, sudddenly can’t walk today. Just flops after wobbling, sometimes pitching right onto his cute little face. Was perfectly fine yesterday. All four legs don’t seem to follow his desire, but aren’t paralyzed, more like super weak. He will nibble if hand fed. Waiting for blood test results tomorrow. Vet detected a heart murmur so he could’ve thrown a clot, might have something called toxico that can be treated by antibiotics, or he could have a brain tumor… her early guesses. I’m having no luck finding a good web site to read about his symptoms. Can anybody direct me to a good site? Or experienced this with their kitty?
Ok, bak to norml, thanx fer ani halp u kan giv me an Chip. Sori if I bummd owt ICHC. Dis site so funi an pichurs so umuzing. Jus wat I need rite now.
Hi, buggin2go:
I just Yahoo searched “Vet, MD” and found a page of on-line links for veterinary questions. You could give some of those links a try. ICHC does have a few posters who are vets. I’m sure they’ll be glad to offer any advice.
Prayers are up for you and Chipper.
Jack.
I’m so sorry to hear about your Chipper. I’m sure your vet asked, but could he have gotten into anything? Been bitten by anything? Our TJ, when he was a year old would have trouble walking from time to time, but he always came out of it. Nobody ever could figure out why – no pain, depression, or anything. He’s fine now.
I’m sorry I don’t have any better information. I’ll keep good thoughts for you and Chipper. Remember, most things we worry about, never happen.
Snorgles to you and Chipper.
Hi, buggin:
Here’s the “Vet. MD” link to cut and paste:
http://search.yahoo.com/search?ei=utf-8&fr=slv8-hptb&p=Vet.%20MD.
Jack.
My first cat did that when she got to about that age. This was over twenty years ago, so for yoursake, and Chippers too, I hope that they have made some serious advances in the treatments that are available.
The best I can say is to loves and snorgles Chipper as much as possible, and enjoy the time that you have with him. Take lots of pictures of him on the good days, and keep him with you in your hands for as long as you can, and in your heart for the rest of your life.
I will pray for you and all for a good outcome. After all ’tis the miracle season!
please keep us updated. prayers are with you.
For sure, buggin, keep us updated…fingers cross for you and
Chipper. I hope he feels better soon, and that you take some
comfort in the good thoughts and prayers. : )
The symptoms are so vague that the cause could be many things.
My elderly dog developed weak hind legs, which led my vet to discover
that my dog had high blood pressure (pressure on the brain caused
some nerve damage, much like a stroke in humans).
If the blood test results don’t show anything unusual, ask if heartworm
can have a similar effect. Even if you keep your cat indoors, mosquitoes which carry heartworm can still get inside.
Toxico – the vet is probably referring to Toxoplasmosis which is caused by
a microbe. It is not too uncommon and found in the environment. Cats
are the usual carriers. Chipper would have to come in contact with an infected
cat. It is treated with antibiotics and a lot of supportive care.
Do you have any houseplants? Amaryllis is toxic to cats as well as many
other common plants.
That’s all I can think of for now. I know what kind of anxiety you are
experiencing. Keep Chipper warm and hydrated – give him his favorite
treats, if vet says OK – all my best hopes and wishes for you both…
just wanted to add:
West Nile Virus can cause neurological symptoms.
It is such a new virus that its effects on mammals
in North America is still being studied.
The best thing for you to do remains SUPPORTIVE CARE:
warmth, quiet, hydration and lots of love.
Ask your vet about dehydration. He/she can teach you how
to watch for it and maybe show you how to give Chipper
subcutaneous fluids. (Actually very easy to learn and not
painful for the kitty).
I’ve read that kitties do not like the chlorine flavor in tap
water, so when one of my guys had a kidney stone and needed
to drink a lot of water, I gave him filtered water. He loved it and so
did my other kitties. I even did a taste test like in the cola commercials –
2 identical bowls but one with tap water the other with filtered water. The filtered
water bowl won every time. You don’t have to filter tap water to remove
chlorine – just leave tap water out and exposed to the air for 24 hours and
the chlorine will evaporate or disintegrate or whatever. I use a Brita water
pitcher for convenience.
xoxoxox to you and Chipper
Falco an evrywon.. u is all so wundrful I luv’s ICHC. Thanx for the wishes an eyedeas… oh, having trouble typing lolcat. He doesn’t seem in pain, just mad and puzzled that all four legs won’t cooperate. Last guess by vet in a phone call today was spinal lymphoma. I go back tomorrow afternoon for her partner to take a look and more tests. Problem… he goes ballistic at the vet’s office, so they can’t do much poking and prodding… might have to sedate him to do much. I’m in Ohio, so he’s hogging the special space heater I got for him, hand feeding him. Still like his fat free, sodium free chicken juice, so I feel good about that. Will know more tomorrow I hope. Hugs to you all! ~~~~~ Chip’s Mom, Chipster and little brother Artie
{{buggin2go}} hugs for you and Chipper. My only advice: hug him and spend every minute you can with him, just in case. My kitty also went nuts at the vet and had to be sedated for visits – made it hard to deal with medical issues!
I’ll keep you in my heart and prayers this weekend. Hope Chipper gets a miracle for Christmas!
Love, Gremlin
onoez! i’z so sry tu heer bowt yr kitteh, buggin2go. ai hoap he get better suun. yu an Chipper haz mai thawts an preyrz
sorree for chipper.
snorgles to heem.
hugs to you and your fambly. i hope de vet gibs yu great news.
Same from mee buggin2go ai hopes kitteh gets awl bedder
Ma kitteh Doobie had same simtoms wehn he be sebenteen years old. Awl ub a sudden, liek ober nite, he no can walk. Fall ober, do sumbersaults. He still got aroun tho. Vet seb mehbe stroke. Suggest MRI to rule out udder tings but den waht? He got a little better. Lived anuder year then die peesfully in sleep.
hi b2g and chipper. jj, tucker and i are sending you hearts and stars, along with lots of prayers.
I reed the arty cull. Whut does glowing kittehs has to do wif saving x stinky lolgers?
Cloning endangered species may be necessary because so many animals will not breed in captivity.
I think they use the glowing virus to prove that the virus has been inserted into the DNA, it is a marker. They may need to change the DNA of the cloned animal in some way, and they are just running a test to see if the procedure works.
So, they are not trying to create glowing kittens as an end result, but just as a way of testing that cloning and gene alteration by use of viruses works.
I make no assertions as to whether or not this is a good thing, just that it is what they are planning.
Yoo bee sew smahrt, D Marie! Tanx fur teh info.
still, tho itz kyoot, i werry bout a designer rage in litebrite kitties.
and de first fing i thot when i saw de artikle – are de being lubbed?
snorgled? treated well or are de just fings made to be diesekted and studied?
we all lubs de kittehs and aminals and i cant help finkin doez kittehs want sum lubbin.
Dis is why I not research no more. I get in trouble wif da siensy people, ’cause I want to snorgle the ‘nanamals. They wouldn’t let me work wif da ‘nanamals, and I never worked anywhere where there were actually kittehs in the buiiding.
I got yelleded at by the head siensy person ’cause dey tink ‘nanmals don’t got feelin’s, and I do. I can work wif corns, but not ‘nanamals, ’cause I not de-tached.
I got caught snorgling da rats. My professor made me quit da project. He also suggested that research was not the place for me.
As someone who worked in gentic engineering, you are absolutely correct.
We like making sure that the genes have something benign but very visible, so that we can be certain that the new genes were taken up. A glowing kitty is darn useful if you are trying to make sure the new kitty is safe from disease, so you don’t got to risk the kitty to test it.
I never worked with animals, though. I only worked with food and viruses. Nom nom nom. Beta carotene rice.
And blue bacteria, so we know which bacteria are resistant to the anti-biotics, so we don’t waste our time, and we don’t let the bad bacterias out.
I am in favor of cautious genetic engineering.
Then again, this might be just because I want a flying monkey, and this is the only way I am getting one.
yikes! you mean like da flyin munkees in Wizar duv Oz????
dose fings have much skkerry fur me, am I am many years olde. hokay, if yoo do engineer dem, pleeeeeeeze gib dem nize personalitees, purtyplz?
kthnxbai
Shaddo Warryurz glydez
awn sylent paws 2 stawlk dayr
unsusspekkteeng prey
Shaddo Warryurz wurkz
in t3h dawrk. Livvz 4 t3h nyte
2 reekz deyr havvukk
Glo-Stixx wurkz gud
atz lawnng disstanss. Upz kloass
deyz kindaz spookee
Jack.
Lub iz kinna krazy wif a spookee liddle cat liek U.
classics iv tune?
Joo got it, Bebeh!
giggle,
nao i gots dat eerwrum an I noes eyem gonna dreem bout glowin shrimps wif dis as a sountrak!
Sowy, Mary.
Mebee, in ur dreems, teh glowin shrimpees will turn into teh glowin kittehz?
Still a liddle spookee, butts, warm kitteh better dan cold shrimpee.
Serious warning: Our cat chewed on a glow stick and almost didn’t make it! Emergency trip to vet, overnight stay and mucho dinero later he did come thru – but glow stick never entered our house again! LOL!
That was when they were still pretty new, so don’t know if they’re made with different stuff now. Still wouldn’t take any chances.
Hulk Kitteh and his sidekick PumpingIron Kin is looking for the bad guys…or doggehs anyway….
Hulk Smash! Pumping flings his head to bring you down! (His head rolls back to his shoulders, he’s supa after all)
ravor kittehs pleases das technoviking!
Raver kitteh iz a happeh kitteh.
At leese till da musik stops. Den iz nap tiem – fur long tiem.
wi gots a song, but wi gots no meowlody! *raves*
Kitteh sez “I see ded peeples.”
Iz not seezunal, but hey…
GLOW
I HAS IT
Green kitteh sez “Waht wood happin ib we eeted teh bloo pill?”
Dat fur summtin diffant. But kinda lik enerjizer bunni. U can keepz goin an goin an goin…
Glowing dark is just my
lightleitmotifEighteen half-lives… I haz dem
hehehehe! classic!
Dat iz da mostezt purrfikt kapshun Ib ebar seen!! *appwaws*
Jedi Cats know which side to choose.
great picture!
Ar-tickle on de cloned kittehs that glo in dat Souf Ko-reeyah place, Yahoo has it.
Were in ur nooklear reactorz… uh oh…
I think that breeding cats to glow in the dark is animal abuse. I’m disgusted at this and I’m outraged. I love cats and other animals too much to condone or support this.
Stop animal experimentation. Don’t alter animals for human entertainment.
I am so sad for the pictured kitties.
“It marked the first time in the world that cats with RFP genes have been cloned. The ability to produce cloned cats with the manipulated genes is significant as it could be used for developing treatments for genetic diseases and for reproducing model (cloned) animals suffering from the same diseases as humans.”
Also, the team stated this cloned cat research will be used to help reproduce rare animals, such as tigers, leopards, and wildcats, which are on the verge of extinction. The technology will also be used to develop stemcell treatments.”
We r in ur bedrums,
tellin’ ghost storeez in ze dark!
It’s true, there ARE glowcats.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071212/sc_afp/healthscienceskoreacloning;_ylt=Avn8uY
ZOMG i saw dis in da newz wit da Andershon Koopa :O
My bioluminesinz let me show you them!
I can has bioluminesinz?
My warped genetics, let me show you them
That’s evil
So, when my dog goes in for an “after dinner snack” in the kitty box, is the kitty crap dangerous just like the blue water in the toilet?
The caption under National Geographic reads “no, these are not lolcatz who eated glowsticks” Good following, here!
“Liddul did wi noo, Roodolf wuz akshully not a raindear”
“Roodolf the Red Noze kitteh
Had a beruh shineh noze,
an if u eber sawz it,
u wud eben sai it gloz”
Both of those cat’s genes have been mutated. The one on the right is cloned and had it’s genes all …ultra violet…
o mi!
so then what did the goggie eat?
quarantine…
I has it.
RAAAWR!!!
Dis iz y we dnt tuch moms medzin cabnit.