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  1. kitkay says:

    huh..an U tinks U gotz poyntee endz-

  2. karen says:

    craw feesh showz kitteh wut “poynty endz” rly meens.

  3. kitkay says:

    paws an claws meeting

  4. karen says:

    do u has enny frennz wif u? (kitteh meremmbrs taht he has a gud A 2 FAY resippee.)

  5. kitkay says:

    Mackeril kat serves az lookout during teh dangerous excange…

  6. kitkay says:

    tabby kat haz archnid-fobia…keeps hiz distence

  7. rpick says:

    Wheres the Camera?… this creature too weird to be reall

  8. kitkay says:

    I know sumpfing yU doan know—
    I aR naugt left-handed

  9. Patrick says:

    Pleesed 2 eet…er, meet u.

    Wuld u liek 2 dans teh Lolbstr Kwadrill?

  10. kitkay says:

    oh, I finks U it’z my orangey-kusin kitteh that U rlly wanna meet…

  11. devious minx says:

    Dude, you got the stuff?

  12. Tribble says:

    Lobstur eez tu leetle. Frow heem bak an catch hez daddi!

  13. two_kittehs says:

    Curious kitteh is curious

  14. halfbeast says:

    rokk, peypurr, scisserz… – HA! I winz again!

  15. thornius says:

    U iz so PRAOD 2 meetz meh!!1! Ai Gar-own-tee.

    • Lora says:

      Just-aan Wilson

      • thornius says:

        Mai Mawternall Gran’pearants liveded on teh banks ob teh Amite Rivur in teh Bai-owe kuntree ob suthern Loo-see-an-ah. Awl der naybers wer Cayjun. Mai gran’pearant’s haos was awn Steelts cuz ob teh fludz. Ai wud go der ebery Summer 2 catchez teh fishez an’ eet teh Cayjun cooking.

  16. Tribble says:

    No, wii iz not kat phish.

  17. Gober says:

    Yoos scorpio.
    Ais leo.

    Ai hopes we are kompatibul.

  18. kittehlurve says:

    ur nawt a kitteh…wut r u? r theez reel?

  19. Tribble says:

    “Whi deed da crayphish crozz da rode?”
    “Dunno, whi deed da crayphish crozz da rode?”
    “Sew hee woodn’t bee da udder side —dish!”

  20. philene says:

    hellol. mai name iz sox n ais running for da pressident.

  21. Nick says:

    And dats howz I got mai nickname…

    Lefty

  22. leaf says:

    Welcome to the border…we accept your plea for asylum

    • kitkay says:

      *finks to self* Man dat’s 1 alien alien–hymnz gots his skeleton on teh outsyde–weerd!!!

      • leaf says:

        not that anetings rong wi that

        • kitkay says:

          i ’suppoze yer rite–cruncy on teh outsyde, soft an gushy on teh insyde–jus how eye likes ‘em!

          • leaf says:

            Crawdaddy sez. “The welcoming committee gots a weird look, and are they..drooling…? Mus be how is done heer…”

            • leaf says:

              I watched an alternate ending of “Little Shop of Horrors” on my frenz pc….Ric Moranis feeds Audrey (gf) to Audrey the Plant, then after a song and dance number, he gits et, then plant turns into Oddzilla, and rampages the city….Plant is akshuly an alien….mebbe why i tink of this

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              louks like eye shud start duh off key singin off da eerwurmz to protek owr planette Erf fwum duh ailyuns fwum duh odder spaze.

              “….krawfish pye feelay gUmbo, sunufagun gunna haf sum fun own da byooooooo!!”

              * off kee singing emmanatun frum Erf meks alyun runs fur, fur away an dey kant shoots da ray gunz cuz dey eers bee cuvvered”

            • spykes_mom says:

              enny buddy else amember teh seen frum “Mars Attacks” wen Slim Whitman wuz singin n it mayde teh marshans’ heds go SPLORT insyde teh helmuts?

              datz teh furst fing ai thot ob wen ai red ur kommint mary.

            • kitkay says:

              Yeah–I seed it out ob the korner ob my I. Teh odder 3 korners an my flingers wuz cheezin; it up.

              w00t

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              (stops “singing” to say) i fink dem marshuns wuzn splortin cuz of da kyoot!

  23. Tribble says:

    Dey alwayz tellin uz not tu crozz da rode, like sumphin bad gonna happenz tu uz.
    Now wii no da truf, de jus wanted awl da leetli rode crossin phishiez fur dem selvz.

  24. TEH SMURES says:

    Hai guise. HOW DOES CAT SHAKED HAND?

  25. Becca says:

    lykwyz, ahm shur, ohl chum.

  26. abracatabra says:

    Teh 2 generals meet, bodi gard cat sumz up situashun, “Ok, boyz. Teim to tawk ceez fire!”

  27. paws4thot says:

    Who maided teh fishie awl hard?

  28. miss foots says:

    Gee, teh loozianna crawldad fest prade gets littler ebery yere.

  29. David shaw says:

    boardah gards sayz

    “stop, u has to be a cooute cat to entah kittahagustan”

  30. Charles says:

    You got to suck da head on da craw-dad

  31. Melissa says:

    Jawmbeliii CRAWFISHIE PIE feellaay gumboes…………

  32. The kitten is something peculiar but I do not believe that it is certain…. in my opinion is an assembly

  33. Kristin says:

    Rock, payper, claws: It’s a tie again.

  34. JAJEH says:

    Wer ai groo ub, in nordern Ohaio, wee had crawfish, bud we call em crawdads, an dey were grey. Goggie wud cach dem an eed dem. Naut naice wid dem laik diz pweddy kitteh.

    • Kathleen says:

      Us, too, JAJEH. When wee libbed in Indianapolis, mee an mah bess frend in summur wud go too creek too teh 2 big rocks. Wee perched on dem rocks wiff owr butts in teh air catchin teh crawdads by hand. Wee lubbed dat. Wee putted in bucket. Den, wehn all dun, wee reeleesed and went home. Wee nebber did get tired ub dat.

      Stoopy gurls, we r dem. LOL!

  35. A Real Cat says:

    As a reel cat, I takes offense to ur peeples attempts to talk lyke catz. We do hav our problems wif grammar n typings, but we does not mispell every wurd. Ploz to stop making fun of what we cant kontrol. We can has respecks?

    k THX BYE.

  36. Kathleen says:

    Poirot kitteh say, “I noes u did it. Now I will prooves it.”

    • gascat says:

      au claire de la lune
      mon amie pierot
      preté moi ta plume
      pour ecrire un mot
      ma chandalle est morte
      je ne plus de feu
      ouvre moi ta porte
      pour dieu d’amour

      sawry, onlee members furst verse.

      • yippee!!! says:

        gud bemembering–icanhaskittehtranslation?

      • D.R. says:

        By the light of the moon
        My friend Pierot
        Bring me your pen
        To write a word
        My candle is dead
        I have no more fire
        Open me the door
        For the love of god

      • anom says:

        seeing the translation, i think the last line might be “pour amour de dieu”–mostly ‘cuz it scans & rhymes better! & dredging up junior-high-school (!) french, I think also “chandelle” & “je n’ai”…but that was a verrrry long time ago, mes amis, & i could be wrong (also wrong to correct anything in lolspeak?).

  37. mary O'Spockn says:

    inna spirit uf Christmus daytant, Sandy Claws and Lobstah Claus uhgree to Whirled Peas.

  38. hungry kitteh says:

    dis is so moving. *sniffz* da two put aside dere differences 4 da holidayz. :*)

  39. Juliana says:

    Ui que perigo gatinho ;)

  40. Icanhasmanykittehs says:

    I don kno about lobster-dans-thingy, but he be a crawfish. Lobsters liv in da ocean. I can has etouffee’?
    Why did tha crawfish cross da road, anyway? Kitteh made him do it?

  41. Icanhasmanykittehs says:

    Dems cajun kittehs. Kitteh says comment ca va, cher? Bien?

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      den da cajun kitteh sez whydon yawl cum on obber? We’d lik to hab you fur dinur fur some etuffay… (hehe)

  42. D.R. says:

    Kitteh: Hai

    Li’l guy: Ha, got ur finger!

  43. Duffy says:

    Crustashun: Hiya, which way is da beech plz?

    Kitteh: Come wiz me, mon frer… (humming) Le poisson, le poisson, how I luv le poisson…

    Crustashun: ummmm…I find id mahself. Kthxbai.

  44. catalogical humor says:

    “Pull mah finger…I means, claw. Heh heh…”

  45. cbgrace says:

    This had to be a Louisianna or Alabama cat…

  46. IrishUp says:

    How is kitteh like crawdad?
    one has claws at teh end of hiz paws,
    odder has pause at teh end of kitteh clause!

  47. Tom says:

    Nice to meets you-
    Hope you guess my NAME…

    ‘guess what’s puzzlin’ you is the
    Nature of my ga-ame…

  48. Rodney Dill says:

    “Noz eyes donts has Grey PouPAWn?”

  49. Steph F. says:

    kitty is cruisin for a bruisin

  50. Von_B says:

    Ketteh about to lern important life lesson: funne-looking crustacean claw pinch hard!

  51. HDsuifdhsifjh says:

    Very Pink Floyd Wish You Where Here.

  52. luke says:

    Dairy & Oliver?

  53. smiley says:

    Yea keep playing with scopion until u get stung! hahaha you can has dat scopion?

  54. phyre says:

    I hope that’s not a scorpion. o_O

  55. Chloe says:

    Hahaha omg this is so cute!


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