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  1. two_kittehs says:

    terminatur kitteh iz after uz

    • Kathleen says:

      dats teh cutest terminatur ebbur!!!

      I lubb dem movies…

      Doan noe if u is a fan ub teh dantses, butt I cannut help butt tink uff the Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto song…..

      *wigguls ellbows too song in hed..*

      • two_kittehs says:

        I luv the dantses, what song is U talkings about?

        cuteness be the weapin ob this terminatur luk at them fuzzeh pawzes.

        • Kathleen says:

          oh, yesh, dem paws…

          *wisspurrs an looks rown*
          (I has a speshull weekness fur teh paws! Dey sooooo cute and snorgullee! juss wunt too skweez dem and snorgul dem and schmoo dem, an…

          *blushes*)

          sry. Paws distracted mee.

          I TINK teh song by Styx. Google it? :)

      • Kathleen says:

        Hey! Sorry too thredjack, butt I gots too take dis wunnerfull oppurtunitee too ask.

        Can enny wun splain too dis dummee: Whut dey meen at end ub song wen dey say so creepuhlee, “AIM KILLROY! KILLROY! KILLROY!….killroy…”

        I knows teh “Killroy wuz heer” ting, an all dat, juss not noe how it relates too teh song. Ennybuddee can splain?

        kthx

    • collinz says:

      dis is SPARTAAAAAAAAH

  2. addkittehz says:

    ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

  3. abracatabra says:

    Kyootness attack fuxin’ ur purrceptions!!

  4. addkittehz says:

    smell my breff and weep peeoony hewmin!

  5. lowly grunt says:

    Memory, all alone in the moonlight
    I can smile at the old days
    I was beautiful then
    I remember the time I knew what happiness was
    Let the memory live again

  6. LOLDemon says:

    Sheeld!! Granayd!!1!! Cheezburgr!!1!!!

    Argg, itz unstawpabul!!!!1!!!!1!

  7. Zoop says:

    Oh noes! Highway man kitty attacks!

  8. Pull mye fingur! Go ahed, any one of dem! Hahahahahaha!

  9. Gober says:

    Yoor nawt Bush, yoor a kitteh.

    Now stop pleying soljurs an lets me pet yoo.

  10. catservant says:

    Oh noes! Why mai pointy endz nawt aktavate? Needz to reload–brb.

  11. Ayre says:

    Ok, Off-topic, but ai haf to ask… iz ennywun els lurving tihs noo praktiss of linking to relayted lol*z taht teh burgers haz gotten into? Ai, for wun, think it iz just tu kewl and kyoot.

    And ai can ownlee imajin teh madness when they start linking bak to pikshurs that , themselves, has links tu other pikshurs… it will bee vary interesting tu see hao long teh chanez can get.

  12. trtskh says:

    wate! we playz payntblz, spitblz, or harblz warz?

  13. KC says:

    Invisible John Woo gun fight

  14. Tribble says:

    Red vs. Blue

  15. Cookie's human says:

    Kitteh wizard casts spell of submission and servitude on his unsuspecting hoomans.

  16. Sunnshyne says:

    Yep – dat luks liek a tippicul cat attak.

    “I’m layin’ hear, flat on my back…come closur so I can hit yoo. Bring toonuh. Kthks.”

  17. Teho says:

    UR PERSEPSHINZ
    I LAYS SEEJ TO DEM

  18. Melissa says:

    PROTEKT TEH CHEEZBURGERZZ!!!!!

    Oh.. an teh baybees an wemmins.

  19. kittehlurve says:

    Mentat kitteh drinkded 2 much sapho jooss.
    It is bai will a loan I sets mai mind in moshun. it is bai teh jooss of sapho taht thots akwire speeds, teh lips akwire stayns, teh stayns becum a warning. It is bai will a loan I sets mai mind in moshun. it is all so much funs!!!

  20. rodney dill says:

    “braynes… braynes… braynes….”

    • The Crapture says:

      ♫
      braynez foar dinur
      braynez foar lunch
      braynez foar brekfust
      braynez foar brunch
      braynez at ev’ry singul meel
      why kant we haz sum guts
      (oi oi)
      braynez am all we ebber getz
      in dis rawtin ****ing plase
      braynes iz all we ebber getz
      why kant we haz a chaynj uv paes

      braynez foar dinur
      braynez foar lunch
      braynez foar brekfust
      braynez foar brunch
      braynez at ev’ry singul meel
      why kant we haz sum guts
      why kant we haz sum guts
      why kant
      we haz sum motehr-buckit
      guuuuuuuts
      (oi oi)
      ♫

      (teh Misfits…”brayneeterz”…teh funnee part is taht teh sawng iz so upbeet n cheerful sowndin for such kreepy leerix)

  21. rodney dill says:


    Everybody was Kung fu fighting….

  22. Gowaduv says:

    Iz gost kitteh frum teh Skuby Du n de hontid howze… ida gottid teh tunez, tu, if not fer dem meggling kigs!

  23. tanjicat says:

    Pwepar yrself fer da Harblz of KEWT!!! DEY SPELL YER DOOOOOOM!!!

  24. monkeybananaraffle says:

    ZILTOID ATTACK!!!!

  25. rodney dill says:

    “Eyes repels piRATes with Kitteh Claws Kung phoo.”

  26. Jack Deth says:

    Strypee bayjj Kitteh
    mayz luukz kewt wenz asleep. Nawt
    so much wenz awayk

    Kitteh plawtz attakk
    awn Pisskettee Mawnsturrz wutz
    hangz frumz Hewmin’z shooz

    Hewmin cumz cloassurr.
    Kitteh rezistz t3h urjj 2
    pownss until….. Ryte NOW! :-)

    Jack.

  27. zippycat says:

    Ai neededed a kyootness injekshun liek dis! Mai 2 hoomin kids hab been bery sick fur sebben dais. I hab hardlee had tiem too chekk ICHC!

    Teh liddle wun, Ian, wuz gettin bettr, but yesserdai had pink eyes and owwies in his ear. Soe, Ai tuk him an his older brudder, Cameron, to teh doccer. Doccer sez Cameron has bery slight ear infekkshun, but no meds neededed. Ian duz hab ear infekkshun, but mebbe wayte a day oar 2 befoar meds. I pickeded up the meds juss in cayse. Shur enuff, Ian’s ear hurted badder later on, soe we gabe him meds. This moarnin, Cameron woak up worserer! He had a 3+ howr napp! Soe I callded the doccer bakk and dey sed he shud hab medissines nao. But nao I cannut get hims to taek his meds bekuz his tummee wus a widdle upset this a.m. *sigh*

    Soe yeah, Ai need kyoot kittehs. :(

    • abracatabra says:

      zippycat,
      Sorry 2 heer yur lil uns r sick! Hardest thing when teh chickletts no feel gud. How bout I gives the bebbies sum chikkinsoop? And sings dem 2 sleep sos u can has a nappie?

      **hums lulaby quietly**

      • zippycat says:

        Fank u abra! Ian dusn’t liek chikkinsoop, dang it .. but he iz dooing bettr n eewai. He’s eeting fings liek waffles an seereal. Nawt a lot, but bettr ebry minnit. Cameron wuz eeting chikkensoop awl weekend, and eben strated eeting fings liek hot pokkits an sammiches. But yesserdai he din’t eet much otter dan towst an crakkers. Dat shudda bin my furst cloo, but he wuz ACTING bettr, joo kno? Den dis moarning, bam! No fudz, onlee soda and wattr .. Ai am habing a bery harrd tiem gettin him to taek hims medissins! He habs a pakk ov crakkers he’s muntching on .. liddle byte ov medissin pill, liddle byte ov crakker, liddle sip of sodee. :)

        Ai fink Ai will hab a nappie wen mai hubbycat comes hoam inn abowt 3 howrs. :)

        • dogbotherer says:

          iz ok iffen dey dunt eat. relly it is.
          dey needz de fluids tho.
          the bodee needz to fite de infections and dat takes away frum digestin. so dere tummeh dunt really want enyfing.
          de fever needs de fluids. enyfing dey wanna drink, water, juice, sodee (no whisky innit), koolaid or iced tea.
          i knoz sum of de antibiotics need fud but crackers or toast is gud.

          my kiddehs are growed now but der were a couple of years when i was habbin de ear infections. i didnt wanna eat. just drink and sleep and be quiets.
          my babies babied me. waz relly nice.

          • zippycat says:

            Dat’s troo dogbotherer. Teh doccer haz sed, ober an ober, throo awl teh 9.5 yeers Ai’ve been a mamma “iz ok dey doan eet! Let dem nawt eet fur a week, iz ok! Juss maek shur dey get fluids ebry howr oar soe!”

            Soe we hab been pushin fluids. :) Mai hubbycat an I muss sownd tewwibull awl teh tiem sayin “hab anudder drink!” .. “drink a widdle moar!” … awl dai an awl nyte! But Ai am prowd ov Cam beekuz he tuk a beeg bottle of wattr to bed teh last cupple ov nytes an drinks a liddle wenneber he waykes up a liddle. Soe wee dun reely needz too worree abowt his fluids. And awlreddy todai, he haz drinkded a lawt. :) Dat’s wun fing I can bee happee abowt! :D

        • scarletkitty says:

          U needz a feeg neuton and a nap! and headbonks and snorgles, too. And prolly sum hot chawklit and a blankee. I sends dem to u naow.
          Hope effrybuddy is muches better reel soon!

        • jjtucker says:

          how about some nice cold popsicles to get more fluids in them?

          hope everyone is better soon (you included, rest up). jj and tucker are sending hearts and stars for all of you!

          • zippycat says:

            Fanks guys! Ai went to mai bed an fownd mai beeg kitteh, Hacker, and snorgled himz fur a whyle. But he fownds the strings frum mai sweatshirt an started playin wiff dem! Hehe… it wuz cute. He din’t kno if he shud purr and hedbonk me whyle Ai rubbed his tummee, or attakk my strings! It wuz funnee. :D

            Dat maed me feel a liddle bettr, but Ai will taek teh feeg neuton and hot choklit and blankee too! Teh liddle hoomins hav been having otter popps an sum other kines of popsikels too .. we hab gone throo a lawt of dose fings!! Liek I sed, Cameron is drynkking plenny… he’s well hidrayted.

            Fanks for teh harts an starrs! **huggles**

            • Shera(kittehvet) says:

              I hope your bebehs gettin’ better soon! I hate it when my son, just turned ten, is sick. I don’t know how to fix him. The kitties, no sweat; the boy, no fun. Michael had a fever for a week last year. It drove me up a wall that there was nothin to do other than fluids.

            • abracatabra says:

              Surry tooked me soooo long to say more…went home from da werks. SO GLAD da bebbies be feeling liddle bedder!! Sins dey don like chikkinsoop, mebbee instead teh cheezburger soop??

              >winksnorgle – purr – snorgle<

            • doctorcat says:

              Ear infexions is teh pleh! I iz so glad mah bebbehs has mosly outgrowed dem. (Nao I gets dem, but I gots dropses for dem.) Wen mah dottir was onlee about wun-anna-haf, she gots turrible eer infexion, crai crai crai–wuz awfle. I took a ice pak–wunna dose gel fings–from teh freezer an rapped it in a towl an held it on her eer, an she grabbeded it an stopted craiyin immeed–immid–rite awai. Warm compress wurx too–hab teh bebbeh lie on it wif teh owchie eer. Dis not so eazy wen bofe eers is owchie tho.

              I hopes teh bebbehs gets bedder reel soon so u can get some rest!

            • Grammiekit says:

              Grammies remadly for ears…one drop mebbe two drops of warm not hot olive oil in ear dat hurt wurst…dem when it a bit bedder, samey in odder ear…and more liquids, no alchylol, lol.

  28. dogbotherer says:

    i suppa kitteh!
    i comez to resq sumone.
    hoaebber, i getz tyred of de resqin and crime fitin so i am gunna nap a bit.
    wake me iffen ennyfing relly needz me.
    lyke a cheezburger needz eetin or… or…nah, onlee iffen a cheezburger needs me.

    • doctorcat says:

      Wut iffa cheezburger is attackin Lois Lane?

      • dogbotherer says:

        datz ez.
        itz all in mai plans.
        i eet de cheezburger and let lois die.
        den suppamenz comes and spins da whirld around backerds to saf lois and i getz ta eet anudder cheezburger.
        i kud dew dis all dai.

  29. Kristen says:

    oh, dis how my old kitteh is akting to mai noo kitteh. old kitteh iz jelus and angree. but boifren sez her meeyow is worser tahn hers bite

    • Hissy says:

      My kittehs liek dat 2. I gotted Ted frum da sheltr 4 Cleo’s birfdae wen she wus 1 yr old. She taked 1 luk n wus all liek “Kitteh? 4 mi? Do not want!” n chased Ted roun and roun. She still chase Ted roun n roun onli dey b 6 n 5 yr old nou. Iz gud–dey get da xrsizes dat wai.

      Sumtiem wen dey fink I not luking, dey snorgle. Iz kyoot!

      • two_kittehs says:

        That’s what my Yogi kitteh did to my Ginger gurl, when I gots her home she was a liddel 8 week old kittun and he be about a years old, he chased around the houze, poor thing wud hid behind the couchez, and they does hissy, spitty when they sawded each other. It took about 4 days fur him to accept herz. Now they playz together, chases each others and snorgles each otherz too but he still act all bossy sumtymes, we calls him Boss Tweed.

        • Kristen says:

          oh ai hopez dey can be gud frenz. dey nao lets us snorgle dem at saym time on kowch, but plz not to be making dem sits nextto eech uther

      • D Marie says:

        Mai Maine Coon, Sabre used to lay in wait on teh fridge top for Dagger kitteh and Mace doggeh to wander past, and then LEAP down on them. When they thought no one would catch em at it, they would pile up on the couch and groom and snuggle. For years after Sabre died, Mace would still look up everytime he walked thru teh kitchen, waitin fur teh attack.

        Dey all at teh bridj naow, an Sabre is prolly still LEAPIN on everyone goin past. He doant mean no harm, jest his way of sayin Oh Hai!

        • Wilf_brim says:

          when wuz married to stoopie ex we had bengal kitteh named matrix. matrix vry prety but sometimes nawt so nise. she wood do sam ting wif old kitteh, toysha. wood jump on toysha and attack. toysha verie much NOT WANT.
          furst time matrix did dat i we thout toysha bein hurt. verie badly. srsly. horrible soun, kitteh skreams. but toysha find, nawt hurt, jus verie unhappie an lettin hole neiborhood know.

  30. stephanie says:

    is heem scotsitcsh foldings? or skwooshed foldings? hard too tells.

    eethur wai, i happlee tayk hevvy fires frum hees scentied tootsees! ^_^

  31. Rodney Dill says:

    Planz of Attax, I no haz wun

  32. leaf says:

    Kitteh thanks you fer his “new” jawline of death…keeps the pesky doggehs away.

  33. catalogical humor says:

    iz a trap!

  34. Marie-Christine says:

    Run! Ambush kitteh will keel ur fambly!!

  35. Ed says:

    I’ll take 10 of them

  36. Richard says:

    John Woo kitteh …

    … uses meh 2gun stylez

    (props to user who already referenced JW)

  37. doucheberg says:

    Oh noez! deaf bye cyootness!

    oh wait, dat no so bad. Plz, proceed.

  38. Amelia says:

    Iz dat sum Sandworm Cat?

  39. Zygroarto says:

    CHARGE LAZOR

  40. Susan says:

    omg too funny

  41. Chad (Gegiretsu) says:

    Liek teh kitteh… guts, he has dem… kthx, me go adn get cheezburger now.

  42. Guest says:

    Where’s the original picture?

  43. liblob says:

    Soooooooooo fun fun funnieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


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