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terminatur kitteh iz after uz
dats teh cutest terminatur ebbur!!!
I lubb dem movies…
Doan noe if u is a fan ub teh dantses, butt I cannut help butt tink uff the Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto song…..
*wigguls ellbows too song in hed..*
I luv the dantses, what song is U talkings about?
cuteness be the weapin ob this terminatur luk at them fuzzeh pawzes.
oh, yesh, dem paws…
*wisspurrs an looks rown*
(I has a speshull weekness fur teh paws! Dey sooooo cute and snorgullee! juss wunt too skweez dem and snorgul dem and schmoo dem, an…
*blushes*)
sry. Paws distracted mee.
I TINK teh song by Styx. Google it?
Hey! Sorry too thredjack, butt I gots too take dis wunnerfull oppurtunitee too ask.
Can enny wun splain too dis dummee: Whut dey meen at end ub song wen dey say so creepuhlee, “AIM KILLROY! KILLROY! KILLROY!….killroy…”
I knows teh “Killroy wuz heer” ting, an all dat, juss not noe how it relates too teh song. Ennybuddee can splain?
kthx
Kathleen,
I googled the song and now I iz dancing lyke a robot, is u going to join meh?
Apparuntly it means fank you bery much in japanese..
Well, silleh, ub corse I join u…I has allredee started…in ur honur!!
:p
im :not your friend
its nawt “aim killroy”. its “I’m Kilroy” liek reveel…showin hoo he is…
u don wanna know wut I thot this was:
Blindded bai teh lite
Revvd up liek a dooss
A nuther runnr in teh nite.
domo arrigato is the tank u part.
Ha Ha!!
I learned wut teh Deuce wuz reecentlee.
K….. I noes is I’m Kilroy. “Aim” juss bee mah speshul stoopid way ub sayin I’m. Sorreh fur teh confyooshun. An I noes teh Thank You part.
I juss not gets teh whole reeson whai hee menshuns Kilroy?
??????
enneebudee?
dats hims naim!!!
GAH!
Deres a hole wikkerpedea payge own teh song taht asplains it purfeklee, but ai cant copperpaste teh link *sorree*
Ok. I will bee more verbose.
Lets say sumwun say,
“I’m Plato!”
An I say, wut bee teh meenin?
An sumwun say, “Dats his name!”
Den I wundur, is purrsun yung, innocent, an dats wut dey meen? Or is dey jus teesin mee too get a rise?
Mebbee I is ub a “transishunal” age era, ware I says, I noes Plato as teh karacktur in Beetull Bailey.
And mebbee I noes Dana Plato.
Butt mebbee I is not a scholar (dis is not a bait fur teh scholars too respond…Refrain, scholars!) an I duz not noe about teh Plato befoar Christ.
(nitskee sed plato is a bore.)*
(sorree…had too add dat)
Soooo,
I aks agin…..whut is teh signifugunts uff Kilroy in dat song?
Tink long an hard.
Pleeze.
*nitskee:god b ded. God: nitskee b ded.
Oh, deer.
Dat wuz LONG.
I sorreh.
/runs
Uh,oh! U juz remine me of joek, n nau ai gotta poztit.
Bak in Sobiet Ruzzia deys, a Communist went for a walk wid his gurlfren. It started to precipitate.
She says, “Oh, look Rudy, its snowing!”
“No, that’s rain,” Rudy replied.
“Huney, it’s obviously snow!”
“No, sweetheart, it’s rain.”
“Darling, it is really, really, snowing!”
“Look, Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear!”
Groan….chuckle…snort…
>ahem. Sry!<
Frum wikipedia: “Kilroy Was Here is a rock opera/concept album by the rock band Styx. It was released in February 1983. The title comes from a famous graffiti saying “Kilroy was here.”"
Tahts it. Tahts awl. Nuthin deeper 2 find. Unless u cawl Dennis DeYoung.
We has a restarant calld “Fred’s Not Here”. Why Fred? Well….why nawt? Cuda bin George. Cuda bin Horhay. Cuda bin Samsun. Cuda bin Betty. Tehy pikded Fred. S’awl tehre is.
“Right,” said Fred.
Oh, DURN.
Cud it reelee bee dat simpul?
What happens is that Kilroy escapes jail tucked away inside a robot. At the end he’s revealing that he is not actually a service robot, but is instead Kilroy, and thanking the robot for its assistance in helping him escape. ‘Mr Roboto’ is the name for the japanese mass-produced service robots
srsly?
^_^
Srsly.
:no:
It UPPEERS a Low Vote Gibbun Troll (LVGT) is in heer.
O, turminatur! Obbur heer!
*Turminatur eets troll*
kthxbai.
Scoos mee…Ai haz kwechun abowt dese LVGTs: how joo no dat dey dere? Evrytiem sumbuddy menchens dem, ai can’t see de evidense of dem. Alwais luks liek all comments gets 5 burgers to me. Iz dere sum plais ai not lukin or sum compooter vu ai can’t see? Jus cureeus…
dats weerd….I not noes ansur too dat….
Wuz wundering if maebee it ment dat der just wern’t meeny votes, cuz dat ai doo see sumtiems…
Deer CKL – the LVGTs are usuallee heer earlee awn, wehn tehre ar nawt so menee voats. U can tell becuz awl ov teh erlier commentz will has unuzhuallee low burgerz. Taeks four or fiev voats ov 5 burgers to get bak to where it duzn’t show so mutch.
Wehn we sees thsi condishun, we usuahallee tries to give everbuddy 5 burgers to get it bak whar it shud bee. Unless it bee reelee bad comment, ov course.
So – if yoo come bai a liddle later, yoo won’t bee able to see it so gud.
:evil!!!:
:no
:no
dis is SPARTAAAAAAAAH
ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!
Kyootness attack fuxin’ ur purrceptions!!
smell my breff and weep peeoony hewmin!
pleh!
didjoo eet a stinkbug?
Memory, all alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again
ohhhh! so fine, dis is. You give Jack of Haiku a run for de monies!
weez be tinkin lolwy grunt be singin deh berry manilowz
mosh u kittehs too yung fer to be knowin who dat is
pour jack.
heems needz to bee aware of de big burtie dats on da monies.
dat beek luks dedly vishshus.
Hiya lg, ai lubs Cats (duh-der mjusikal) too but ai doan gets teh Grizzabella/Memries ref fer dis pikshur.
Cud yoo asplain pleez? Kthxbai!
mee needur. Juss sowns good.
Mebbe lowly G juz feld laik singing!
dat prollee wuz teh case!
Shore, mebbee.
But iffen deres a reeson behine teh rime den ais kjurius to noe
Hai Gober Ah jus tots dah liddul kitteh looked liek she wuz makin her Broadway debut an dis wuz her big moment an she iz reeeeeelly sellin it
sumtiemz dah associashunz wif pikshurs on dis siet is persumals and weyard,
an ah’m glad sum uv yooz got dah refruns cuz ah thot – long after clicking “add comment” — that it wud maek sents only to me an ah wuz riet!!
Hiya lowly grunt, fanks so mutch for aspaynin! Figjurt dere problee was sumfin moar goen on den joos jus felt liek singen.
Does indeed luk kinda like kitteh is beltin it owt, an memries does gets teh big dramas. Yoor internil logiks are now awl owt an abowt
Sheeld!! Granayd!!1!! Cheezburgr!!1!!!
Argg, itz unstawpabul!!!!1!!!!1!
unstawpawbul?
Dat tu!!!!
Oh noes! Highway man kitty attacks!
“Stand and delibbur.
Ur cheezburgrz oar ur lief!”
um…
let me tink abowt it.
Pull mye fingur! Go ahed, any one of dem! Hahahahahaha!
oh, deer.
Dis gibs new meening too “pew pew pew”
LOL!!
Yoor nawt Bush, yoor a kitteh.
Now stop pleying soljurs an lets me pet yoo.
o. dat took me a minute!!
Gud pun, Gober!
Oh noes! Why mai pointy endz nawt aktavate? Needz to reload–brb.
It seems a small tiger
Mines mee of a jumpin taiger logo, bud ai cand memmer fur whad.
zee jumpan taigar wogo uz speek of iz fur teh Exxon taigar
Dazzit!
Ok, Off-topic, but ai haf to ask… iz ennywun els lurving tihs noo praktiss of linking to relayted lol*z taht teh burgers haz gotten into? Ai, for wun, think it iz just tu kewl and kyoot.
And ai can ownlee imajin teh madness when they start linking bak to pikshurs that , themselves, has links tu other pikshurs… it will bee vary interesting tu see hao long teh chanez can get.
yes, yes! nao iz can procrz… precraz… puts off doinz da werks for neerly awl dai!
Hey!
Tanks fur sayin dat…I noticed a cuppul times…but did not realize is noo praktiss!
I likes it too!
I like goin back too old threds…
mees liikes ole Freds too! Fred Astares, um …um…kmine merembers not wurkin …
Fred Flinstonies, Fred Mertz…
wate! we playz payntblz, spitblz, or harblz warz?
Invisible John Woo gun fight
Red vs. Blue
Kitteh wizard casts spell of submission and servitude on his unsuspecting hoomans.
Puh! Kitteh not need to doo dat! Is teh ….um…Natural Ordur ub teh Kitteh! Yesh!
Nowwai nunsush- unshush- nowwai de hoominz not kno! Dey liv 2 serv teh kittehz!!
Yep – dat luks liek a tippicul cat attak.
“I’m layin’ hear, flat on my back…come closur so I can hit yoo. Bring toonuh. Kthks.”
UR PERSEPSHINZ
I LAYS SEEJ TO DEM
oh TEHO !! aiz missed joo so mush!
PROTEKT TEH CHEEZBURGERZZ!!!!!
Oh.. an teh baybees an wemmins.
wew…yeh.
Affur teh cheezburerzz.
Prioritees yo?
Mentat kitteh drinkded 2 much sapho jooss.
It is bai will a loan I sets mai mind in moshun. it is bai teh jooss of sapho taht thots akwire speeds, teh lips akwire stayns, teh stayns becum a warning. It is bai will a loan I sets mai mind in moshun. it is all so much funs!!!
we has kitteh-sign teh lieks of which eben Gawd has neber seen, Usul!
i smells spice! mai iiii’s is turnin blu!!!
say WUT???
Dis bee verreh interrestin. Pleeze too bee sendin mee moar infoarmashuns?
is moar refrunsiz to Frank Herbert’s Dune az durektid bai David Lynch.
ah thimk is frum Dune…
Dune the movie ref. Sappho joos cawzez red lipz n iz addiktv. Kitteh iz egsursizin mental powerz? R jus wigged out.
err the moobie waz refrumzsz to of the BOOK of de DUNE , of de aforemen…afrecment…said above Mensa Guy Frank Herbert, wif the Majik ‘magernationers…I meremberds many times of lurving deese buncha bookies.
yum! Mu whites of eyes are now boo…donut makes my brown eyes booo…dere is music in dere too!
Yez, but sappho not in teh book. Ay chek amazon srch insId. Not dat ay remmbrs frm rEdin in 70s. Somany buks, solitl tiem.
“braynes… braynes… braynes….”
♫
braynez foar dinur
braynez foar lunch
braynez foar brekfust
braynez foar brunch
braynez at ev’ry singul meel
why kant we haz sum guts
(oi oi)
braynez am all we ebber getz
in dis rawtin ****ing plase
braynes iz all we ebber getz
why kant we haz a chaynj uv paes
braynez foar dinur
braynez foar lunch
braynez foar brekfust
braynez foar brunch
braynez at ev’ry singul meel
why kant we haz sum guts
why kant we haz sum guts
why kant
we haz sum motehr-buckit
guuuuuuuts
(oi oi) ♫
(teh Misfits…”brayneeterz”…teh funnee part is taht teh sawng iz so upbeet n cheerful sowndin for such kreepy leerix)
HFS!…Thas too too funneh….lmao..braynez…its wats fer dinnur…lolz
♫
Everybody was Kung fu fighting….
♫
NOOOO!!! Nao I haz dat song in me hed all day!!
**But VERRRRRY funny!!**
Iz gost kitteh frum teh Skuby Du n de hontid howze… ida gottid teh tunez, tu, if not fer dem meggling kigs!
“Yatta!!!”
Pwepar yrself fer da Harblz of KEWT!!! DEY SPELL YER DOOOOOOM!!!
ZILTOID ATTACK!!!!
“Eyes repels piRATes with Kitteh Claws Kung phoo.”
Strypee bayjj Kitteh
mayz luukz kewt wenz asleep. Nawt
so much wenz awayk
Kitteh plawtz attakk
awn Pisskettee Mawnsturrz wutz
hangz frumz Hewmin’z shooz
Hewmin cumz cloassurr.
Kitteh rezistz t3h urjj 2
pownss until….. Ryte NOW!
Jack.
Ai neededed a kyootness injekshun liek dis! Mai 2 hoomin kids hab been bery sick fur sebben dais. I hab hardlee had tiem too chekk ICHC!
Teh liddle wun, Ian, wuz gettin bettr, but yesserdai had pink eyes and owwies in his ear. Soe, Ai tuk him an his older brudder, Cameron, to teh doccer. Doccer sez Cameron has bery slight ear infekkshun, but no meds neededed. Ian duz hab ear infekkshun, but mebbe wayte a day oar 2 befoar meds. I pickeded up the meds juss in cayse. Shur enuff, Ian’s ear hurted badder later on, soe we gabe him meds. This moarnin, Cameron woak up worserer! He had a 3+ howr napp! Soe I callded the doccer bakk and dey sed he shud hab medissines nao. But nao I cannut get hims to taek his meds bekuz his tummee wus a widdle upset this a.m. *sigh*
Soe yeah, Ai need kyoot kittehs.
zippycat,
Sorry 2 heer yur lil uns r sick! Hardest thing when teh chickletts no feel gud. How bout I gives the bebbies sum chikkinsoop? And sings dem 2 sleep sos u can has a nappie?
**hums lulaby quietly**
Fank u abra! Ian dusn’t liek chikkinsoop, dang it .. but he iz dooing bettr n eewai. He’s eeting fings liek waffles an seereal. Nawt a lot, but bettr ebry minnit. Cameron wuz eeting chikkensoop awl weekend, and eben strated eeting fings liek hot pokkits an sammiches. But yesserdai he din’t eet much otter dan towst an crakkers. Dat shudda bin my furst cloo, but he wuz ACTING bettr, joo kno? Den dis moarning, bam! No fudz, onlee soda and wattr .. Ai am habing a bery harrd tiem gettin him to taek hims medissins! He habs a pakk ov crakkers he’s muntching on .. liddle byte ov medissin pill, liddle byte ov crakker, liddle sip of sodee.
Ai fink Ai will hab a nappie wen mai hubbycat comes hoam inn abowt 3 howrs.
iz ok iffen dey dunt eat. relly it is.
dey needz de fluids tho.
the bodee needz to fite de infections and dat takes away frum digestin. so dere tummeh dunt really want enyfing.
de fever needs de fluids. enyfing dey wanna drink, water, juice, sodee (no whisky innit), koolaid or iced tea.
i knoz sum of de antibiotics need fud but crackers or toast is gud.
my kiddehs are growed now but der were a couple of years when i was habbin de ear infections. i didnt wanna eat. just drink and sleep and be quiets.
my babies babied me. waz relly nice.
Dat’s troo dogbotherer. Teh doccer haz sed, ober an ober, throo awl teh 9.5 yeers Ai’ve been a mamma “iz ok dey doan eet! Let dem nawt eet fur a week, iz ok! Juss maek shur dey get fluids ebry howr oar soe!”
Soe we hab been pushin fluids.
Mai hubbycat an I muss sownd tewwibull awl teh tiem sayin “hab anudder drink!” .. “drink a widdle moar!” … awl dai an awl nyte! But Ai am prowd ov Cam beekuz he tuk a beeg bottle of wattr to bed teh last cupple ov nytes an drinks a liddle wenneber he waykes up a liddle. Soe wee dun reely needz too worree abowt his fluids. And awlreddy todai, he haz drinkded a lawt. 
Dat’s wun fing I can bee happee abowt! 
dat is gud to heer.
it iz nebber gud to hab de ill babies.
werkz de mummies last nerv.
en wen mummy aint happee, aint nobuddy happee.
but dat is tru fur babies under de age of wun also.
U needz a feeg neuton and a nap! and headbonks and snorgles, too. And prolly sum hot chawklit and a blankee. I sends dem to u naow.
Hope effrybuddy is muches better reel soon!
how about some nice cold popsicles to get more fluids in them?
hope everyone is better soon (you included, rest up). jj and tucker are sending hearts and stars for all of you!
Fanks guys! Ai went to mai bed an fownd mai beeg kitteh, Hacker, and snorgled himz fur a whyle. But he fownds the strings frum mai sweatshirt an started playin wiff dem! Hehe… it wuz cute. He din’t kno if he shud purr and hedbonk me whyle Ai rubbed his tummee, or attakk my strings! It wuz funnee.
Dat maed me feel a liddle bettr, but Ai will taek teh feeg neuton and hot choklit and blankee too! Teh liddle hoomins hav been having otter popps an sum other kines of popsikels too .. we hab gone throo a lawt of dose fings!! Liek I sed, Cameron is drynkking plenny… he’s well hidrayted.
Fanks for teh harts an starrs! **huggles**
I hope your bebehs gettin’ better soon! I hate it when my son, just turned ten, is sick. I don’t know how to fix him. The kitties, no sweat; the boy, no fun. Michael had a fever for a week last year. It drove me up a wall that there was nothin to do other than fluids.
Surry tooked me soooo long to say more…went home from da werks. SO GLAD da bebbies be feeling liddle bedder!! Sins dey don like chikkinsoop, mebbee instead teh cheezburger soop??
>winksnorgle – purr – snorgle<
Ear infexions is teh pleh! I iz so glad mah bebbehs has mosly outgrowed dem. (Nao I gets dem, but I gots dropses for dem.) Wen mah dottir was onlee about wun-anna-haf, she gots turrible eer infexion, crai crai crai–wuz awfle. I took a ice pak–wunna dose gel fings–from teh freezer an rapped it in a towl an held it on her eer, an she grabbeded it an stopted craiyin immeed–immid–rite awai. Warm compress wurx too–hab teh bebbeh lie on it wif teh owchie eer. Dis not so eazy wen bofe eers is owchie tho.
I hopes teh bebbehs gets bedder reel soon so u can get some rest!
Grammies remadly for ears…one drop mebbe two drops of warm not hot olive oil in ear dat hurt wurst…dem when it a bit bedder, samey in odder ear…and more liquids, no alchylol, lol.
i suppa kitteh!
i comez to resq sumone.
hoaebber, i getz tyred of de resqin and crime fitin so i am gunna nap a bit.
wake me iffen ennyfing relly needz me.
lyke a cheezburger needz eetin or… or…nah, onlee iffen a cheezburger needs me.
Wut iffa cheezburger is attackin Lois Lane?
datz ez.
itz all in mai plans.
i eet de cheezburger and let lois die.
den suppamenz comes and spins da whirld around backerds to saf lois and i getz ta eet anudder cheezburger.
i kud dew dis all dai.
oh, dis how my old kitteh is akting to mai noo kitteh. old kitteh iz jelus and angree. but boifren sez her meeyow is worser tahn hers bite
My kittehs liek dat 2. I gotted Ted frum da sheltr 4 Cleo’s birfdae wen she wus 1 yr old. She taked 1 luk n wus all liek “Kitteh? 4 mi? Do not want!” n chased Ted roun and roun. She still chase Ted roun n roun onli dey b 6 n 5 yr old nou. Iz gud–dey get da xrsizes dat wai.
Sumtiem wen dey fink I not luking, dey snorgle. Iz kyoot!
That’s what my Yogi kitteh did to my Ginger gurl, when I gots her home she was a liddel 8 week old kittun and he be about a years old, he chased around the houze, poor thing wud hid behind the couchez, and they does hissy, spitty when they sawded each other. It took about 4 days fur him to accept herz. Now they playz together, chases each others and snorgles each otherz too but he still act all bossy sumtymes, we calls him Boss Tweed.
oh ai hopez dey can be gud frenz. dey nao lets us snorgle dem at saym time on kowch, but plz not to be making dem sits nextto eech uther
Mai Maine Coon, Sabre used to lay in wait on teh fridge top for Dagger kitteh and Mace doggeh to wander past, and then LEAP down on them. When they thought no one would catch em at it, they would pile up on the couch and groom and snuggle. For years after Sabre died, Mace would still look up everytime he walked thru teh kitchen, waitin fur teh attack.
Dey all at teh bridj naow, an Sabre is prolly still LEAPIN on everyone goin past. He doant mean no harm, jest his way of sayin Oh Hai!
when wuz married to stoopie ex we had bengal kitteh named matrix. matrix vry prety but sometimes nawt so nise. she wood do sam ting wif old kitteh, toysha. wood jump on toysha and attack. toysha verie much NOT WANT.
furst time matrix did dat i we thout toysha bein hurt. verie badly. srsly. horrible soun, kitteh skreams. but toysha find, nawt hurt, jus verie unhappie an lettin hole neiborhood know.
is heem scotsitcsh foldings? or skwooshed foldings? hard too tells.
eethur wai, i happlee tayk hevvy fires frum hees scentied tootsees! ^_^
Planz of Attax, I no haz wun
Kitteh thanks you fer his “new” jawline of death…keeps the pesky doggehs away.
iz a trap!
Run! Ambush kitteh will keel ur fambly!!
I’ll take 10 of them
John Woo kitteh …
… uses meh 2gun stylez
(props to user who already referenced JW)
Oh noez! deaf bye cyootness!
oh wait, dat no so bad. Plz, proceed.
Iz dat sum Sandworm Cat?
CHARGE LAZOR
omg too funny
:^_^:
Liek teh kitteh… guts, he has dem… kthx, me go adn get cheezburger now.
Where’s the original picture?
Soooooooooo fun fun funnieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!