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Classic.
I can has chi?
Chiburger!?
Chiburger, Cheeps, No Coke: Pepsi!
Zen Cheezburgee: one wif everyting
oh, this one is terrible!
SNL FTW!!!
I wud lyk to maek teh korrekshin dat da BLAK haff iz teh YIN, teh WHYT haff iz teh yangz. But dis uthorwyz a amayzingz piktor.
icanhaschiburger FTW!!!!
Thankz fur teh knolej, elfie – ai dint know taht!! Too mutch to know – too liddle thyme.
I ♥ ☯
an too liddle parsley, sage and rosemerry.
Acktully if yew luks at teh pictur nither wun is blak OR wite. So it nawt mattur.
gong?
not even going to speak lolcat for this one. absolute perfection. i haven’t seen something this in tune with the world in months.
I feel the same way–
what can you say
–kitkay
Universal harmonee of all thingz…
we haz it.
An Iz betz itz b purrin, 2
Kitteh Kitmass Reeth!
Da bestest kind ob reeth…dunt shedz da green!
Just teh floof……
Hau du yu hang id up?
Yoosin teh pointy ens, ob corse!
Wehl, ub corse! Deh grab ontu any surbace. Ai gotta waek up!
or yU can use dem 4 a tabell sinter-peace
Deyd laik dat! Bud wen de nom-noms kum out, dey prolly wudnt stai in reeth-furmashun fur long!
heh, heh
We’re in ur Hegelian dialectic
Synthesizing ur syllogisms
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes…
brainiac maximus!1!
ab hoc possum videre meum domum!
Dere’s a possum lookin at mah howse?
K, mebbe no so much edumacashun after all.
Dats whad Ai ged outta dat tu!
dominus nabisco.
<:-|
*ahem* from here we are able to see my house. Although the posum idea is way kyooter!
Ai taut it far more inchessin.
ai know, ai know. aii knew yoo knew.
Quando omnum flunkus moradandi
r somtin 2 dat effek
or yur following to cloase.
LOLs to yoo J
Thankz, Maus. Ai gotz to admit ai wuz craking maiself up!
doan joo go splorting awl yer innards, J. (cuteness = hed splort; cracking up=body splorting?)
had to reed bak ‘n’ foarth menny tymes afor ai put it awl togedder an’ unnerstood yer joak. iz gud joak!
JCH4K,
Do yew jes no everthign? Yer noledge: it friten meh!
LyP
ummm – thank yoo, LyP, ai think. Ai hoep verree mutch taht ai donut appeer to bee. . .a show-off, ai guess iz closest to what ai meen, tho iz nawt reelee rite.
An – no, alas, ai donut know everthing, tho ai wud liek to. Ai has a broad knowlej ov menee things, but unforchunatelee nawt verree deep.
Trooth to tell, ai stand in awe of menee peepl heer. Such an accomplished, smart, quick and clefur and highlee edumacated groop – iz a grate honor to bee heer.
Wun ov mai best frenz, hoo ai gotted to know wehn ai wuz living in Austria, wuz teh onlee woman in Austria ever to ern THREE doctorates (in Austria). And as she poynted aut, in teh three classical doctoral studiez ov tehology, law and filosofee. And she cud reed Greek and Latin and moar. But she wuz also lots ov fun with a grate sense ov humor. Taht wuz sumwun hoo reelee seemed to know everthing!
Hi Janett!! I finks U ar berry sweet an phunny, 2. I know sumone hear hoo haz 3 doctorates: PhD, JD and MD. In Jerman, she culd B cauld “Doktor, Doktor, Doktor”.
k.
and she mite bee!
shee iz my therpist: I R complexcated
Cud yu pleez translate de udder Latin sentens – de une bout bein lite on yer skis no one will know you dont know what you are duing, or sumtin.
Maus finks that dere is much smart-ness here.
Tank yoo. Mai Laddin stobbed wid “puella pulchra est.” N ” agricola parva est.”
Quid?
Pro quo
Clarice.
ROTFLMAO
Ai laffed so hard ai shnorted
*has Doktor Lectpurr unner teh milk krate awn her bedwoom doar*
If u can reed dis, u has too much edumacashun?
Too much edumacashun, I prolly has it.
Tanks fur de translayshun!
ummm…haygull righted auf DEUTSCH!!!
Your LATIN jokes–the ones I understood, were funny, and it’s fun how threads start one way, and end up on a different subect. BUT:
The dialectic, as usually formulated, uses GREEK terms–thesis — anthesis-===synthesis. (“syllogism” is also greek, and is an Aristoltian concept of LOGIC). This Greek formulation (thesis-antithesis=synthesis), actually orignated with KANT. Hegel wrote a book about LOGIC–but it was more inclusive than the ancient Greek syllogistic logic. It included the natural of reality. A triad he writes about in GERMAN is Sein (being)–Nichtsein (non-existence)==werden (becoming).
Hegel’s ideas were extended, interpreted, built on, and “turned on its head” over time–most famously by Marx in Das Kapital. For Hegel, his dialectic mainly , was a description of how history proceeds over time. (~progress~). Now-a-days, we like to use that Greed formulation, but, strickly speaking, it is not accurate to Hegels Dialectic.
It’s a common mistake, though.
Don’t hate me; I nearly killed myself getting a graduate degree in German at age 50 and with lupus, and I damn well better have learned something!!!!!!
One more thing. About “synthesizing syllogisms”–this concept sounds like our more common use of the word “synthesis”, ie–”to put together”–parts to make a whole–create a something from other “smaller” things. Can syllogisms be synthesized? I suppose so, but that’s a whole different thing..
Syllogisms, in review, is a useful logical concept of argumentation–proof–that proceeds like this: IF A, THEN B. B, therefore A. (eg, A. “if there are cats on ICHC , they must be cute”. B: “there are cats on ICHC”. Therefore C: “they (the cats on ICHC) are cute”. Once you get the hang of this, it’s really quite simple. But to take a bunch of these syllogisms and integrate into a synthesis, would be a higher order of logical argumentation. Interesting, though.
Kay.
P.S., I have ADD–overfocus type. I can have pardon?
That one’s too easy.
PURRfect balanse!
I can has 69?
yesh, iz a loverly 69, but, still teh answere is 42.
we each begin wer da ubber finishez
me startz wer U finnishez
teh filosoffer in meh lubs taht tehese yinyang kittehs r nawt entirely blak an whyte
we can has shades ov grey!
Purrfeck! Ai lub yur taek on dis. Sum yin in deh yang and som yang in deh yin.
You got chocolate in my peanut butter?
You got peanut butter in my chocolate?
Az wehl az shaeds of oranj.
carefull…teh oranj onez be poyzin!
Yu kno, ai tink dis iz much closser tu deh whirled we no. Not ebbery ting eider one way or deh udder, but all mixsed togedder. “Sumtings NEERLY so; udders NEERLY naut.”
AI no-tissed taht 2!
I fink dis b teh moazt purrrfekt yin yang we haz haded, acuz teh kitteh legz dat eech ovulap teh udder kitteh ar such gud standinz fr teh littul dotz in a yin yang wut repruzentz a littul uv eech wun in teh uddur. (Ez far ez I noez ehneewey. Feel free tu kurrekt me if’n u noez moar abowt teh yin tang an itz meeninz.
Deh tu fron leggs….izza purrfeck yin-yang kitteh pichur. En leggs holdin on tu udder half…needer compleet widdout de udder.
I lieks da nu Firefox Logo
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ICHC shud haz de calynnder. It need tu bee page a dai, fur awl da picherz dey cud put on eet.
that ar an awsum idear, I wud buy one for meeself
ai wud too, an fur awl mai frenz and famblee.
Den dey wood unnerstand whut wii tawkin bout!
dey wood unnerstan iff dey inklood a glossaree in teh kalendur.
ai wanna ordur wun, too, mebbe free ob dem.
a page-a-day-lolander with translations on the back of the page?
funny kitties and lolspeak lessons for those of us who are new(ish) here and could use the practice?
i’d take two… maybe three…
ai wud bie dat kelaundur! Speshully if dere wuz commenz on sp…spusif…sertun daze!
Well, until diz wundruz dai cumz, you can has “Bad Cats” caledur wish has lots of lols (tho no lolspeaks) in dere. I gotted one maiself n it camed wif 12 postcards! (OK that REEL reason i has to had it — i postkard manaik.)
SERENITY NOW111
Grate idea! i buy seberal for all my frends!
LyP
Perfect picture.
Perfect caption.
I agree. I loved this completely the minute I saw it. Perfect. Purrfect?
Moebius cat has no beginning or end
a luv like dis shuld last fore-ever…
Snorgling, warm, and purrfect chi balance….AHHH!!! Teh joyz uv bein a kitteh!
Wow… OK, this is the best-composed “yin yang cats” photo I’ve ever seen, and I’m something of a connoisseur. http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/03/dogs_and_cats_s.html
Teho – yoo ar amaizing! ai’v got a bukmark file just fur yur stuff! Teh spinning kitties just went in.
Donut a connysoor, ai taut sumtin simmiler, “cept naud deh rite coller,” but cSmall changed mai hed aboud dat, an ai tink dey juz deh RITE coller!
awww dis is purrfect! pure kitteh luv!!
Ai iz Crish-chan butt Ai LUBS teh Yin-Yang!
I is Chris-chan tew, but wee are all brudders and sissturs in kitteh luv an whirled peas
Ai connsiderr maiself Eclectic Christian….der iz allod tu be gained frum udder religions and philosoppies
Mush Agree-mint wif dis! Ai Lubs mush Buddhist and Hindu philosophy,2. Specially in dekor8ting air-rios. Leik, Zen an’ Feng-Shui.
Nebber cud unnerstan wai we cud onlee be one religgin.
Mush agreemint wid dis allso. Lyf iz abowt teh kweschuns – we fynd teh answers ebberywheer
Ai liek teh bumpr stikkerz dat sez: (lolspeak off) “God is too big to fit into any one religion.” (Lolspeak on) Mush nomnoms fur tawt dere.
“nomnoms fur thawt” – I lyke dis!
I has use it below – hope dis is ‘kay. Thx!
Handi x
Is ‘kay. Yu iz welkumz.
whirled peas iz a GRATE asspir…. aspurr.. thing to trai fawr!!!
DO WANT!!1!!!!
Makez meh sleepeazzzzzzzzzz……….
so calm and peace-full
Ommmmm, Omne, Padme, Ommmmm
Also, people see religion and science as adversaries – “science versus religion.” I think it’s a non-argument but rather a total misunderstanding…two different approaches to the nature of the universe. Religion is more akin to aesthetics than it is a primitive approach to science. It’s as though you study Michaelangelo’s work….you could take the aesthetic approach…the religious…or you could study the technique….the science. Religion is G-d’s thinking and heart; Science is the technique. No contradiction! Just different approaches.
Yah mon! Also, there’s no way to write “epistemological conflict thesis” in lol-speak.
Oh, I dunno. . . I can has eppystemmylojickle Konflick feesis?
teh kyoo ee dee.
kyooteedee
Jajeh, u has gibbed me many noms 4 thawt todai.
Agayne, I is noddin mai hed in agreements to dis.
Thx!
Me wuz by-o-kem majur onze (b4 dybetsess kickd in) an i saw syenz as showin wunderz uf de G-d. Oooh n I seez we write “G-d” same wayz, so me takez chanz n wisheez U a Happee Han-u-kitteh!
Tanks. Happy Hanukitteh, DeeDee!
Astronomee – wen u see deh byootiful colors dat stretch for millions of miles, id shaws wunners of Creation.
Ai tink penguins shau G-ds humor. N for so many centurries no one saw dem but Him!
N tanks handikat fur yer comment.
Um… what?
baysiklee, Seeling Cat duznt haet Lab Ratz.
That made less sense, actually.
Ai think it maeks moast sense ov awl. Ai cayme bak heer spea. . .speci. . . spesh. . .just to say to Teho taht ai admire hiz “cut to the chase” suksinktiness moar tahn he wud ebber suspekt.
or mabey i wuz jus bein smartazz
Donut disappoynt mee, Teho! Cuz smartazz or nawt – wuz teh essence ov what wuz being sayed.
Or, bote pard ub saem bildin.
Teh tao of kitteh
Teh tao of *too* kittehs!
Taht, deer gremlin, iz. . .iz. . .just grayte!
dez kinda luk like koi fishies wen dey lai like dat
3-2-1-
Awwwwww!
NICE!
Wen i got here dere was 69 comentz lolz
wutevr maed u fink of dat? hmm
Mah frend maed meh do it
lucky Fiar Kitteh
shud have maed dis clearer, but i meanted dat he maed me post dat
Teho – ai’m gonna emulate paws4thot and just say “Ah behavez mahself.”
yr loss.
Totallee nawt wat ai ment, oh Pope Teho LXIX.
ai wud hav put in teh evil smilee fayce, but ai donut hav it bukmarked where yoo showed us hao to do taht. Must go find them and lern tu use them – so useful.
HAHAHAHAHAHA gud uze of teh romun numberzez!
yah i notisd dat too. :wicked:
wups. iz twisted, nots wicked.
Yoo sayed it furst. Haz yoo furgotten?
um… yez. i haz.
Darn – ai can’t find it. I will tho – as CC is mai witness!!!
I made the same one…..but with a black and white cat
not accepted
lame
if i’m not mistaken, and i don’t think i am..
that picture was taken by my pal chase.
AD – contact teh Burgers and let them know for proper credit.
Yin andz Yang. Yoagee
and Boo~Boo. Summ feengz arz mayd
to wurkz 2geddurr
Kittehz andz t3h Art
ubs Simmatree. A wundruss
vizzun 2 behoald!
Doan’t knoez wie orz how
Kittehz duz it. Dey juss knoez
dat deyz duz it well
Jack.
we r bein rashulee dyvurs
Kittehs has formed into de vortex!
It opend up a hole in spays an tyme!
[snikr] “spays”
Rememer to spays n nooter in time!
ska-WEEEEE!
wow cool pic. Dis one has kitteh mojo ^_^
kewl kitties!!
The yang cat looks just like the cat I lost last month…
look to the cookie elaine
yin and yang
I has it
Wow! My cats did that the first night we had them!
(and they’re black and grey siblings)
This is a simply beautiful photograph. I’m sure others have pointed that out already, but I was actually “mewved,” as my kitties would say, by this one!
looks like an eye, almost
the caption is the wrong direction yin is dark yang is light