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Does dis bus goes to kitchen?
wut r u going to teh kitchen for? cocolat?
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no–i think U B wanting teh Monorail
woot woot!
sniff…Monorail ket tell me beat it…so mean
a monorail danz iz maybee lyke a lion danz?
i haznt bin lyne dazn in yeers.
hmmm… i triez
lion up folks
whut mewzic be playin?
Line dancing soudns gud to mee. But ai don’t know teh mewsic either. Mai mom and dad did lots ov line dancing – nawt sure taht will help – but I’m willing to trai wif you!
i iz old.
boot scootin boogie popt up in my mind.
dis hewmin be wearing work boots.
let’s do dat.
Hai Ebberybuddy!
I lyke teh ideer ob lion dansing! Bud I definightly wanna git me sum nice gnu cowgurl boots! I gotta a couple of kute snap-shirtz alreddy an sum jeans. (shuld eye git a hat?)
Let’s due teh kind ob line-dansing wear there B 2 parralell lynes facing each odder, an we weave in an out, an due skwere-dance-y kinda moves!!!
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LINE DANCE – GET IN THE CAR!!!!
yeah–sounds kinda weerd–bud it’ll B funn–we’ll hab a pot-luck deenner, 2. Eye cant wate 2 cee whut kind ob goodies Y bring!
Its teh LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTRAYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teh LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL Trayn!
WIN!!!!!! 4 shure!
Peeps awl ober teh whirled
Joyn paws
Start a loltrain
Loltrain
oooh ahhh eeeeyah oowah,
jump on teh loltrayn…
OT alreddee and it’s still so erlee! Ai just found this and thot ar haiku loving geeks mite liek it – tho they hav probablee awl seen it alreddy!
Last month’s ThinkGeek Techie Haiku Winner is: Julian, from Black Mesa, City 17!
Here is the winning Haiku:
Execute Spybot,
Please click Ni to continue.
Damn Trojan Rabbits
Circle ob lif?
alll teh whirld joining pause in a sirkle of life–mush win–Want–Like!
I theenk we needz to be doin dah Locomotion to dis wun! Iz Little Evie heer?
Pleez to turn arownd so I can find a gud seat.
resistance is futile, must goes to kitchen NOW!
Dans wif me daddee, pleeeeeeez!!!
Ai’ll jus dig mai claws in tew yer leg-skin till we get thar, kay?
kay.
Oh noes! De needel-sharp littel-kitteh klaus. De sharpist ting in de nown (or un-nown) unnibers!
nu-uh. da leetle neeedul littel-kitteh TEEFS be da sharpist ting in de nomn ubinversz.
Mebbe yur rite. Den it wud be:
Kitteh teefs, de sharpist ting in de nommed (or un-nommed) unnibers!
Dis iz starewai tu cheezburgr, yez?
ob-nok-shee-uss kitteh
*keeps walking up the steps in his shroom-induced daze*
no Stairwai?
DENIED!!!
nice catttttttt
But ai are libbing goddesss!!
Shirlee yoo no ekspek me to walk on teh grown?
Yes, I espec yoo to walk. An stop callin me Shirlee…
HAHAH Airplane referenz FTW!
you will gives me teh bus monies, yesh? oh sorry are mai claws embedded in ur leg?
I can haz treed you monkey
…but claws not sharp ’nuff yet.
DADDEEE! Gibs me horsie ride!
yes but u has to change at teh livin room. dun worry, iz free.
just not forgetz 2 ax for de transpurr tiket
My what big…eyes u have
awl teh beddur tu eet yoo wif.
i have heard of that poetic phrase eating u up with muh eyes didnt knows it was fer reals…. Therefore: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
pink pink pink pink claws unsheathing one by one
hmmm, berry interesting (und fun-knee!)
Have U herd teh frase, “yore eyes r bigger den your stomick!”? My dad usedto say that win us kidsez taked putted 2 mush food on R plates, an wii culdn’t ete it awl. Me tinks dat this Kitteh’s eyes R 2 be furr hiz tum-tum, iffn hee tinks that he kin eat a hole Hew-man.
kyoot kitteh…i’ll taek u enyware u wants!
Yesh it do. It goez to kitchin fur to get al mannor uv brekfast.
In over wurdz, it’z a Unibursal Cereul Bus!
MUSHWIN!
I think there are no words for the amount of win and awesome in this one
ARGH!!1!! computer geek pun off the port bow! Battle stations!
(took me a minnit to get that onw)
Lawdy ai doan no wat is moar upsettin – teh terbl pun oar teh fact dat ai got it rite awai.
Ai goes to embrais mai inner geek.
lolz!! ’steroid, yu is teh funnee!!
wen i goez tu werk ebbry dai, i seez a lidl scrawny calico kitteh awn railwey brij, mebbe 2-3 munths owld. she lib dere, ai fink. she berry skinnie, an ai fink she awlwez hungry, but wen i traiz tu feedz her, she jus awl eggzited an hang awn tu mai enkle liek dis heer cereul bus kitteh. luuk liek she moar hungryer fer atenshin than fer fuud. it braek mai hart dat i no kan taek her hoam
Oh, moe – taht is indeed moast hart braking. Can yoo at leest maek shur she has enuf to eet? And purrhaps if yoo has tiem to snorgle her everydai, she will feel bedder. Enee chance yoo cud find sumwun to taek her in? *sniff*
Hi Janet, jest writing to sai I am in teh badersfield, an fotgotted milectic cord to ds fing, so it’ll be a couple of dais fore ai getz back.,.,,,,,but ai will hab beeeutifulz nw teeffs wn ai do…..but ai will misses eberrywiun….id tell u awl n awwt to hab too muches fun wifout me, but hopw sillii iz taht , go hab awl the fun u possibli can………
mi daddy allus said to “make hay while teh sun shinez”…….so hab at it lolfrenz an I’ll seez u awl Friday or si , (maibe frusdai..
Thankz fur letting us know, Salleh – ai wuz alreddee wundering whar yoo wuz! Gud to know yoor OK! And returnz to us wif a byootful smile!
An haz ennybuddee herd frum Itteh-Bitteh-Kitteh laetly? I iz wurried. I checkd awl my pokkitses, an she waz nawt der!
I feer she is losted . . . Sumbunny put owt an alert!
I, too, is wurried gremlin. It has been sum daiz nao – purrhaps she is awn vacashun? Since we has awl becum so deer to each otter, ai think, if sumwun going away fur a while, shud maybee sai so. Ai haet teh thot ov sumwun ai has grone to liek so mutch.
n we can hab speshul Caturday wen u get back, salleh. gud luk!
Forst uc al, fanks eberywun fur teh prayz.
Dis sad tail remines me uv passaj abowt kitteh namd Pete frum teh buk I jus red, cald “The Door Into Summer,” wich I kwote heer in teh orijinul Nonlol:
“They had done worse than kill Pete; they had turned him out to go wild. . . to wear out his days wandering back alleys in search of scraps, while his ribs grew thin and his sweet pixie nature warped into distrust of all two-legged beasts.”
Dat kwote maks me crai.
Oh, ’steroid – ai thot ai had red taht buk. But maybe nawt. This terriblee sad thot wud hav been burned into mai brayn! ai crai’s wif yoo.
so much win an awsum!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!11!
ah lubs teh smel ov puns in teh moarnin
FTW! Dat comment madez mai morrrnink!
Can I haz the gushie fud bus instead?
is saem wun. u jus gots to wayt a litul longr til ur sereel sogs up.
*standing ovation*
That was AWESOME. You, sir, are WIN all over.
r u teh Universal Cereal Bus…
…Route 1.1, 2.0, Full-Speed, or High-Speed?
I tooks teh rong USB 1.1 onse it stopped at evry singel fkn bus stop
Took me 4ever to get tehre
Can this bee considered an addishunal mode ov transport, liek monorail cat, helikat and hovercat? an Bunways Airline? To be, purrhaps, used when ai needed to bring ambercat frum teehietinee Ingerland fur treetment in the HSRW – we shud just taek the Unibursal Cereul Bus?
OOOOOH I finkin you on rite trak Janet! riite trak — I kill myzelf *rollz aiz at sillee selv*
So kyooet… so wittle… so inohcynt…mostly… -n- Eye haz da Berry Soft Spot en mah hart faor da oranj wuns…
Oh noze!
Splort…
Der goes da rest ob mah day cuz Eye am naow da ded frum da Inohcynt Kyooetness … Again.
Eye lurvz dis playce!
Ther ther, Lourdesmont. Wud yoo liek a nice choklit? Let me help tuk yor brayns neetly bak in yor hed. *tuck tuck, pat pat* Plz too be warin your CHRG (wdoi) just a liddel mor titely next tiem, to prevent de splortin.
Ther. Bedder nao?
Is hartwarmin to see peepls steppin up to bolunteer fur CCC dooty. Us needs it here, speshully fur dis pic.
I purrsonally is glad I haz mah floofy swim cap on. Teh moment I saw dis bebbeh, I noo I hadz ta put on TWO chikkin hed rubber gluvs ober it jus to be safe. Nao I looks like a raindeer, but at leest wass lef of mah brain is contayned.
I lubs it! Just in tiem fur de holly-daze. New, frum ICHC, de DUBBLE CHRG (wdoi) in de new raynedeer stihle.
Soon *ebberywun* wil be wunting wun!
Oh gremlin an doctorcat – ai am LOLing fur reel. Peepl will be doing fake splortz just so’s they can luk liek raindeerz.
wi eye climz yew?
cuz yu iz der.
yu iz in de wai.
yu haz posable fums tew open de gushiefuds.
iz cold in hemalayas – defnitly no wants.
en yu iz appozed to carry mee ebberwher.
itz in de kitteh rule buk. i shoz yu later, maibee.
noa, off too de kitshen fur de gushiefuds.
Oh hai. Sowwee…thot u wuz mah kitteh kondo.
what a cutee kitteh, luks just lyke my Ginger gurl when she were little, luk at those big eyes and the huge earses and the liddel tayl
Oh no …my head has explodid frum the kitteh’s cuteness..
Uh-oh. Kleen-up on ayle free!
Here, 2kittehs, u can has wun of mah chikkin hed rubber glubs till teh CCC gets here wif teh chonklit an teh fuzzy blankies. I has a spundge here. *mop mop mop* Dere, nao us keerfully repack teh brain. Duz u want sum bubble rap? Teh reskew skwad will be here momenter. . mommantar. . .reel soon.
fank Uz doctorcat fur the glub
Yr leg. Ai has it.
. . an ur not gettin it bak till u gibs me teh snorgles an teh cheezburgers
Yew hav mizzletow? Needz mizzletow fer teh snorgles!
Awww whoomeye kidding, yew tew kewt!! *kittehsnorgle* Sorry fer teh slobberz
Dadee. . . hey hey . . . dadee – pay attenshun to me
Dis not mai regular skraching post…
But ul doo
Eye can haz upgrade tu furs class?
U carri mee tu da keechen?
Honk! Honk! Move it, slowpoke!
Dis kitteh remine me of mah orangie Maxine. She useta come runnin wenever I was vocalizin an wud try to climb me. She musta fot I wuz her momma yowlin fur her.
Dat kitteh’s nawt *reelee* hungary – hez jus pullin yor leg!
kittehs R sush fakers–alwayz turnin on teh charm 2 win snorgles und gooshie fud.!
Scuze me. . . dis elelator goez to Floor Cheezburger?
for u widdle kitteh dis bus goze to da kitchn
kud b wurs hoomyn – kud b dawg ryding yr leg
ooo noooe, doant leef me—take mii wi Y–pleez!!!
My Separashun Anxiety:
Let mee show it 2 yU…
Liddill Bayjj Kitteh
nawt layzee. Juss wantz 2 chekk
owt herz poyntee endz
Knoez dat thikk denumm
iz denss enuff 4 sharp clawz.
A ryde woodz beez nyse!
Liddill Kitteh knoez
juss wutz kyndz ubz luuk willz grant
dis injeenyuss wish
Jack.
wat katchnig littel kitteh eeye?
Stawp stawp staaaaaaaaaaaaaaawp! U iz nawt alloud ta go!
…Not untils u skritch tha back of mah neck.
Do dis bus goes to de Loop?
Noes, it go ‘beep beep’.
I can has cheezeburger? no…..I WILL HAVE CHEEZEBURGER!!!!!
kitty
mo sir plz mo