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Last niteI dreamd dat I snorgled bai pillow…
W00T! Furstee danse for zski!
*Danse danse danse*
*Danse danse danse*
*danse dans trip over pillo kitteh*
*Get attacked bai teh pointee bits*
in cheecago, mebbe wee haf ice-dansin?
i dusnt mayke figger ates – i mayke de skqares.
skayte – schreeching halt – skate – screeching halt – skate – arse to ice
yu meen tehre’s anodder wai?!
uv korse! dere’s de tummee to wall flippin’-ovah it method dat we preefurs heer in dallas.
n teh wall mahshing tak out de fans dat weez has in Cheecago. How manee rollerz doo we haves in attendunz??
dats da wai i duz dem too.
An I not tink pillowkitteh wud like beeing tyed to mah butt!
U heir 2? Iz raning by da laek. Ai m finkin bout comoote later: do not want.
I heer too. Iz rayning heer by soufside of layke. Ice was MUCH pleh to walk ober on wai to werk dis mornin. Came bery, bery neer to EPIC FAIL butt-landingz.
ooh ai lubs Chicago! itz mah moast favrit cittee in teh hole kuntry…eggsept durin wintur…so heerz a kwik liddul dittee fur awl mah frenz in teh windee cittee.
o teh wethur owtsyde is krappee
n itz maykin me unhappee
n since uppon teh ice ai lay
ah won’t be in to werk to-oo-day
iff it maykes yoo awl feel enny bettur, teh wethur heer in NH suks too. ai’m finkin bowt moovin to Ahrooba.
Much WIN in dat song!!!
Wethur in Cleveland nawt much bettur laytlee, tho at leest we gotz abuv fortee degreez today. Itz raynin nao, wet an’ muddee. Spozed to start snowin’ again on Tirsday.
We can has ICHC poster refugee komyoonitee on Ahrooba? Bring all poster-peeplez, all kittehs too?
yu guys, weez be taucin ‘bowt teh wethur nou… i tink wee ar awl veree bord…
dat sownz berry gud summer (teh part bowt Ahrooba)!
ai visited Cleveland nawt lawng ago n had a reely gud tyme dere too. ai went to teh Gospel Brunch at Howse ob Bloos n it wuz fenom…phin…berry gud! ai hailee rekumend it to enny wun taht’s nebber bin.
Hai shikago peoples! Growed up there, but now live in South Dakota. We uzally has little snow and much cold – pleh!. But right now….SNOW! We HAS IT!!
I lubs teh shikago in teh winter…mishigan av soooo purdy!!!
Spykes_mom, Gospel Brunch iz teh AWESUM! Mai feeyansay wurkz at Howse ob Bloos an we getz tew go tew Gospel Brunch for free eberee fyoo monthz if we wantz tew. We goez tew obber showz tew sumtymez.
Tho if he ebbur getz a chanze tew tranzfur to HOB in Shikago, Ai finks we wuld tayke it in a hartbeet. Shikago is owr kind ob town.
free Gospel Brunch. nawt fayr!
ai agree taht yoo shud moove to Shikago iff yoo getz teh chants. yoo kan tell ur feeyansay taht ai sed soe.
mai wurk iz downtown on misheegan avenoo. I stayd in at lunch and ate chikkensoop. Iz nastee owt!
U still haz da rain? Ooo…dat will mean da ice! DO NOT WANT!!! Live in citee or has 2 take da train?
i livz in sitee but waaaay up nort – few blox frum Evingstun. ushu…ususus….most uv da time I takes trane in mornin and bus at nite.
Haz hollydayz partee tonite, an tink i will take da trane homes – takz longer but busses on icee streetz bery skeery!
zski…yoosta lib rite by yoo den! sheridan and howrd…miss dat neybrhood (mostly bcuz unlyke where I are now, RP haz GROCERIEZ! hideprk haz no foodz…miss walkin to horrble dominix.)
ice wuzznt too bad 2nite…but buy 2morrow mourning, shud be MUCH pleh agin. moar butt-plant….sigh
skayte glide whoosh spin
*KEERASH*
ow
CCC here! Ai bet joo tawted we onlee tend to teh kewt-indoosed injoorees. Has a seet, spykes_mom. Here is a floofy blankee an sum choklit fur joo. Is joo feelin better now?
o fankoo SO MUSH miss dawn! ai forgotted hao lawng itz bin sinse teh last tyme ai tryed ice skaytin. nawt so steddy on mah feeties as ai yoosed too bee.
choklit maykes ebbry fing bettur.
*angh*
0_0 Pillo kitteh is LARGE!
Pillo-Kitteh’s built-in pointy ends provide unique alarm/wake-up service (for when Pillo-kitteh wants food – not for when human wants to sleep or wake up!)
Looks to me like it’s a fluffy white cat in a fluffy white toric cushion.
The cat isn’t all that large, it just looks that way because we’re led to believe the cushion is actually part of the body.
:-}
Thpppptthhhh!
You are right!!!
I couldn’t tell what I was seeing…
korrekt, but nawt az koot.
maykes me feel bettur ‘bowt kitteh’s fyoochur ‘n’ himz hyoominz konshinshez..
OH. JEEZ. now i see it. hahah thank you!
Fanks… I wuz finking wuz fotoshawp, but mush, mush moar winz an burgerz foar reel optimacle illoozhun wif no digitamle mani.. manne… no having been messed wif.
That’s a relief. We may have heard from legal professionals, otherwise.
Win.
Jabbah teh hut kitteh haz gon tu floof!
WannaSmile does not understand how pillow kitteh exists…where are da’ paws?
It’s almost like Jabba da’ Hut kitteh…
http://www.wannasmile.com
utta matta choooobacca!
yes, I thot Jabba teh Cat too. FTW!!1!!
I r wiht u, WannaSmile. Do nawt unnerstand!
*scratchee hed, scratchee hed*
It’s a kwote from Jabba the Hut in the third of the original three Star Wars movies.
tehy wil all sufurr foar dis outraej
Dat b 1 floooofeee tayl!
iz wyt kitteh insaid wyt furreh catbedthing! if u luks caerfly, u cn see slait diffruns at ej. Splains da randum paw in da midl (witch at furst ai thawt wuz valv fur kittehballoun).
“valv fur kittehballoun”… now you muzt xplain to my cow-orkers why I laft so hard!
But it COULD be a kitteh-angel on a fluffy cloud, attending Ceiling Cat.
valv fur kittehballoun. BWAHAHAHA!
ka boom? spykes mom, i leeve in NH 2. Mai ciddies doan go owwt nao .Iz culd an krappy her . whatz plaices u nere here?
i thawt it wuz hiz paw up on hiz syde cuz ov how hez bein’ soooooo fat he kant git it on da grownd!
Mee too! Jabbah teh hut kitteh haz gon to floof!
it’s an IKEA cat-pillow! “kätjes” comes in wobbly white, gracious grey and beautifully black!
color selection limited, but white goes with everything.
lologic courtesy of my cat anya:
ai am black.
PINK! iz mai fayvrit kulur.
PINK! matchez me.
ai match everting.
derefore: PINK! matchez everting!
For the love of God, get that cat to Weight Watchers!
Dats wat I thawt at furst, butt then sees commnentz abuv bout kitycat aktuly in a kitybed.
dis kitteh= kyoot, but pillo wif teh pointy ends=maksimum owtch potenshul…do not qwite want
also, iz pretty kitteh, but duz nawt look liek a very happi pillo
angreh floofeh pillo ob 5 pnty ends? eez dah giff dat keep aun gibbin!
en mai hawz, i be de floofy pillo.
de kittehs sleep on me!
o mee too db…speshully wen ai pootz awn mah nyse warm fleese wunzie pjs. bigfootie lubs him sum fleese pjs.
luks liek kitteh alreddy WAZ a cooshin!
Can I place an ordar? Do want 10 kitteh pillos plz kthx.
Is Moe hear?
Cud yoo pleez add teh kitteh pillo on teh kitteh shoppen netwerk? Ai defernitlee wants wun fer krismess too.
Hmmm flooooof.
errm, taht was me.
Dunno wai WP finks aim now karen…
butt–EBERYBUDDY here iz carin’!
Well yers, but ai still perfer if WP doan makes me multipul pursonalities.
Teh wun ai has, it soots me jus fine
Lukz liek Jabba de Kit eated da deth star.
may teh 4th b wif Jabba de Kat.
I theenk there are 4 in there now.
largecat is large
dat’s rlly bigga U 2 say!!!
I donut unnerstan hao dey do dat. I fink I see a paw dere, but. . .is kitteh surjickly altered to look like pillo? Dat wud xplane teh faceful xpreshun.
i tink dere iz a wite pillo unnerneeth da kitteh. if’n yew look reel klose widda kitteh lazer eis, yew can seez it!
Or mebbe da kitteh had tew much Fanci Feest?
white kitteh is curled up onna white floofy rug thinige.
kinda lyke whut goes onna toilet seat. if you luk carefully, you can see de sublt differnz in kulur.
It luks like an egg wif a kitty hatching fromz it
All new GM Catillacs come with Kitteh hAIRBAG Restraints as standard equipment
Phront hAIRBAGZ an side hAIRBAGZ?
and rear ha(i)rbals?
ai fink doze r ackshully cawled “dingulberrees”
Naw, pillo-kitteh iz nawt large, he iz in white kitteh bed that matches fur almozt purfectly. See? 1 paw stickz outz.
Pillo Fite?
NOT WANT! PilloKitteh haf manee poyntee ends!
Ai tink teh pillo has awlreddy winned!
Teh furst rule ob pillo fite clubz – no talkz about teh pillo fite clubz.
Noooo….call kitteh buse hotline!!! Too much o beesity.
O beesty, srly?
(and it bein kitteh on a pillo. Honerstly)
Disaproobing Kitteh.
Disaproobin kitteh
is disaproobin
Kitteh mellttedd inntu uh pooool ov floof adn Ai wnat tu diev riet in.
de kween ob winter saays –
bow down puny mortill en wurship me noa.
bring de honors en rewardz of gushiefuds, kibbles, en nip.
sakrefiz yur life to making mine betteh.
i kommandeth thee.
well?? whut yu waitn fur? get on with it.
U has axident
Kittehbag deployd
::croons softly::
“Lai yoor hed upon my pillo
Hold yoor warm and tendur body, close too myne…”
holie craps — i cant tel wher cat stopz an bed startz.
is can be Shakeel Oneel Slippr Kitteh?
I gotta agreez…HOLEE SH!TZ! I wantz too rub fase on FLOOOOOF!
Pillo kween kitteh eez naught a moosed by being lucked a pon by more tall hoomins.
Pleez 2 b stoof diz pillo kitteh wid mor foodz- plzkthnx
Bring Han and the Wookie to me
Pillokitteh has a sister in Okielahoma.
Wer I was geting a Christms tree in Gore, tere was a stripy pillokitteh on a metl chayer an I almost satonit.
All tat fat was keeepin kitteh warm
pillo kitteh disapproves ur decishun of using herz as a pillo
heh. dis wut mah kitteh wood look liek if we lets her. wud look alsso liek furry huvercraft.
pillokitteh does seem awfull warm n floofy n comfy-like. i can has plskthx?
can i iz have nother cheezburger ,pleas
k, thxbai
Lolrus’s nebber fune hees bukket now. Eye swallowed eet!
i swearz i thunkd da pillowz wiz edable
btt it had no flabor
let dere b floof!1!
…and der wuz floof!
en Bastet wuz pleezed
dat iz untl she lukt down an der were no cheezburgers.
dunt tink pillo kitteh iz obesty…eiver kitteh on pilla or hoomin pho…foto….make fake picksure
floofeh kitteh is floofeh and grumpeh
ummmm, caint tel whare kitteh ends and pillo begins… oh noes! kitteh morphed into pillo!!
u can kinda see…kitteh haz diferent white floof than pillo
Feets – I does not has them.
its too catz!!1!
YR FLOOR
I BUFFS IT
Flooffee Kitteh sitz
2 lawwwwwngz in wun playse. Floof spredz
lyke pankayk batturr
Flooffee Kitteh’z ayr
presshurr iz abowt twenntee
powndz low. Needz 2 fix!
Oarz Kitteh coodz juss
re~arraynjj herself in a
moar flatturreeng poaze?
Jack.
Much win!
Tnx foar teh poems. Ai alwais skroll thru teh koments tu fynd themz.
Kitteh folds for easy transport.
ai cantz beleeve i ate
teh entire cheezburgr
at once
yoykz! http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/burgercreation.htm
Nationality?
Why, American, of course…can’t you tell?
neil, beefor ai low-burgur yoo, wud yoo splain wut yoo ment by taht?
cud bee cuz kitteh is qwite teh um..cunsoomur ub teh food goodz?
I tink is funneh.
I can laffs at mahself.
wen ai wuz littel ai had whyte kitteh hand muff. do want again!
WUT is dis monstrozitee?
i dunno bout u, but i r skeeered
OH HAI POGO!
looks liek been bAg kitteh!!
I simply cannot believe that you guys can read paragraph after paragraph of “Is havz feets” and “liek pwned.”
It’s funny for the captions, but that’s about it.
More power to ya I guess.
Reedeeng teh lolspeak exx-er-siziz teh mynd adn en-lar-jez teh brayn. Nau u try!
Monorail cat is inspecting itself?
datz sad dat da kitteh’z hooman let it git fat!
teh kitteh not be fat, bees in teh kitteh bed whut is saym cuhller as teh kitteh.