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pillokitteh


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beware, pillos can be dangrous…

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  1. zski says:

    Last niteI dreamd dat I snorgled bai pillow…

    • Julia says:

      W00T! Furstee danse for zski!

      *Danse danse danse*
      *Danse danse danse*
      *danse dans trip over pillo kitteh*
      *Get attacked bai teh pointee bits*

      • zski says:

        in cheecago, mebbe wee haf ice-dansin?

        • dogbotherer says:

          i dusnt mayke figger ates – i mayke de skqares.
          skayte – schreeching halt – skate – screeching halt – skate – arse to ice

        • Hissy says:

          U heir 2? Iz raning by da laek. Ai m finkin bout comoote later: do not want.

          • gladys says:

            I heer too. Iz rayning heer by soufside of layke. Ice was MUCH pleh to walk ober on wai to werk dis mornin. Came bery, bery neer to EPIC FAIL butt-landingz.

            • spykes_mom says:

              ooh ai lubs Chicago! itz mah moast favrit cittee in teh hole kuntry…eggsept durin wintur…so heerz a kwik liddul dittee fur awl mah frenz in teh windee cittee.

              o teh wethur owtsyde is krappee
              n itz maykin me unhappee
              n since uppon teh ice ai lay
              ah won’t be in to werk to-oo-day

              iff it maykes yoo awl feel enny bettur, teh wethur heer in NH suks too. ai’m finkin bowt moovin to Ahrooba.

            • Summer says:

              Much WIN in dat song!!!

              Wethur in Cleveland nawt much bettur laytlee, tho at leest we gotz abuv fortee degreez today. Itz raynin nao, wet an’ muddee. Spozed to start snowin’ again on Tirsday.

              We can has ICHC poster refugee komyoonitee on Ahrooba? Bring all poster-peeplez, all kittehs too?

            • spykes_mom says:

              dat sownz berry gud summer (teh part bowt Ahrooba)!

              ai visited Cleveland nawt lawng ago n had a reely gud tyme dere too. ai went to teh Gospel Brunch at Howse ob Bloos n it wuz fenom…phin…berry gud! ai hailee rekumend it to enny wun taht’s nebber bin.

            • abracatabra says:

              Hai shikago peoples! Growed up there, but now live in South Dakota. We uzally has little snow and much cold – pleh!. But right now….SNOW! We HAS IT!!
              I lubs teh shikago in teh winter…mishigan av soooo purdy!!!

            • Summer says:

              Spykes_mom, Gospel Brunch iz teh AWESUM! Mai feeyansay wurkz at Howse ob Bloos an we getz tew go tew Gospel Brunch for free eberee fyoo monthz if we wantz tew. We goez tew obber showz tew sumtymez.

              Tho if he ebbur getz a chanze tew tranzfur to HOB in Shikago, Ai finks we wuld tayke it in a hartbeet. Shikago is owr kind ob town.

            • spykes_mom says:

              free Gospel Brunch. nawt fayr!
              ai agree taht yoo shud moove to Shikago iff yoo getz teh chants. yoo kan tell ur feeyansay taht ai sed soe. :-)

          • zski says:

            mai wurk iz downtown on misheegan avenoo. I stayd in at lunch and ate chikkensoop. Iz nastee owt!

            • abracatabra says:

              U still haz da rain? Ooo…dat will mean da ice! DO NOT WANT!!! Live in citee or has 2 take da train?

            • zski says:

              i livz in sitee but waaaay up nort – few blox frum Evingstun. ushu…ususus….most uv da time I takes trane in mornin and bus at nite.

              Haz hollydayz partee tonite, an tink i will take da trane homes – takz longer but busses on icee streetz bery skeery!

            • Gladys says:

              zski…yoosta lib rite by yoo den! sheridan and howrd…miss dat neybrhood (mostly bcuz unlyke where I are now, RP haz GROCERIEZ! hideprk haz no foodz…miss walkin to horrble dominix.)

              ice wuzznt too bad 2nite…but buy 2morrow mourning, shud be MUCH pleh agin. moar butt-plant….sigh

        • spykes_mom says:

          skayte glide whoosh spin

          *KEERASH*

          ow

          • Miss Dawn says:

            CCC here! Ai bet joo tawted we onlee tend to teh kewt-indoosed injoorees. Has a seet, spykes_mom. Here is a floofy blankee an sum choklit fur joo. Is joo feelin better now?

            • spykes_mom says:

              o fankoo SO MUSH miss dawn! ai forgotted hao lawng itz bin sinse teh last tyme ai tryed ice skaytin. nawt so steddy on mah feeties as ai yoosed too bee.

              choklit maykes ebbry fing bettur.

              *angh*

  2. Julia says:

    0_0 Pillo kitteh is LARGE!

  3. WannaSmile says:

    WannaSmile does not understand how pillow kitteh exists…where are da’ paws?
    It’s almost like Jabba da’ Hut kitteh…
    http://www.wannasmile.com

  4. halfbeast says:

    it’s an IKEA cat-pillow! “kätjes” comes in wobbly white, gracious grey and beautifully black!

  5. Lisa Thiemann says:

    For the love of God, get that cat to Weight Watchers!

  6. The Crapture says:

    dis kitteh= kyoot, but pillo wif teh pointy ends=maksimum owtch potenshul…do not qwite want

    also, iz pretty kitteh, but duz nawt look liek a very happi pillo

  7. mystique says:

    luks liek kitteh alreddy WAZ a cooshin!

  8. myfrisbee says:

    Can I place an ordar? Do want 10 kitteh pillos plz kthx.

  9. Tribble says:

    Lukz liek Jabba de Kit eated da deth star.

  10. kanke says:

    largecat is large

  11. doctorcat says:

    I donut unnerstan hao dey do dat. I fink I see a paw dere, but. . .is kitteh surjickly altered to look like pillo? Dat wud xplane teh faceful xpreshun.

    • tanjicat says:

      i tink dere iz a wite pillo unnerneeth da kitteh. if’n yew look reel klose widda kitteh lazer eis, yew can seez it!
      Or mebbe da kitteh had tew much Fanci Feest?

    • dogbotherer says:

      white kitteh is curled up onna white floofy rug thinige.
      kinda lyke whut goes onna toilet seat. if you luk carefully, you can see de sublt differnz in kulur.

  12. here kitteh kitteh says:

    It luks like an egg wif a kitty hatching fromz it

  13. rodney dill says:

    All new GM Catillacs come with Kitteh hAIRBAG Restraints as standard equipment

  14. KD says:

    Naw, pillo-kitteh iz nawt large, he iz in white kitteh bed that matches fur almozt purfectly. See? 1 paw stickz outz.

  15. thornius says:

    Pillo Fite?

  16. Noooo….call kitteh buse hotline!!! Too much o beesity.

  17. Romeow says:

    Disaproobing Kitteh.

  18. conscious cat says:

    Kitteh mellttedd inntu uh pooool ov floof adn Ai wnat tu diev riet in.

  19. dogbotherer says:

    de kween ob winter saays –
    bow down puny mortill en wurship me noa.
    bring de honors en rewardz of gushiefuds, kibbles, en nip.
    sakrefiz yur life to making mine betteh.
    i kommandeth thee.

    well?? whut yu waitn fur? get on with it.

  20. Nick says:

    U has axident

    Kittehbag deployd

  21. ::croons softly::

    “Lai yoor hed upon my pillo

    Hold yoor warm and tendur body, close too myne…”

  22. Teho says:

    holie craps — i cant tel wher cat stopz an bed startz.

    is can be Shakeel Oneel Slippr Kitteh?

  23. Mama3kitteh says:

    Pillo kween kitteh eez naught a moosed by being lucked a pon by more tall hoomins.

  24. Rachel says:

    Bring Han and the Wookie to me

  25. miss foots says:

    Pillokitteh has a sister in Okielahoma.
    Wer I was geting a Christms tree in Gore, tere was a stripy pillokitteh on a metl chayer an I almost satonit.
    All tat fat was keeepin kitteh warm

  26. two_kittehs says:

    pillo kitteh disapproves ur decishun of using herz as a pillo

  27. rehchul says:

    heh. dis wut mah kitteh wood look liek if we lets her. wud look alsso liek furry huvercraft.

    pillokitteh does seem awfull warm n floofy n comfy-like. i can has plskthx?

  28. stefan says:

    can i iz have nother cheezburger ,pleas
    k, thxbai

  29. Tribble says:

    Lolrus’s nebber fune hees bukket now. Eye swallowed eet!

  30. David shaw says:

    i swearz i thunkd da pillowz wiz edable

    btt it had no flabor

  31. brainfire says:

    let dere b floof!1!

  32. tmgray says:

    dunt tink pillo kitteh iz obesty…eiver kitteh on pilla or hoomin pho…foto….make fake picksure

  33. two_kittehs says:

    floofeh kitteh is floofeh and grumpeh

  34. kittehluv says:

    ummmm, caint tel whare kitteh ends and pillo begins… oh noes! kitteh morphed into pillo!!

  35. cloudy says:

    Feets – I does not has them.

  36. Teho says:

    YR FLOOR
    I BUFFS IT

  37. Jack Deth says:

    Flooffee Kitteh sitz
    2 lawwwwwngz in wun playse. Floof spredz
    lyke pankayk batturr

    Flooffee Kitteh’z ayr
    presshurr iz abowt twenntee
    powndz low. Needz 2 fix!

    Oarz Kitteh coodz juss
    re~arraynjj herself in a
    moar flatturreeng poaze? :-)

    Jack.

  38. D.R. says:

    Kitteh folds for easy transport.

  39. catalogical humor says:

    ai cantz beleeve i ate
    teh entire cheezburgr
    at once

  40. Neil says:

    Nationality?

    Why, American, of course…can’t you tell?

  41. philene says:

    wen ai wuz littel ai had whyte kitteh hand muff. do want again!

  42. Plobes says:

    WUT is dis monstrozitee?

    i dunno bout u, but i r skeeered

  43. J-net says:

    OH HAI POGO!

  44. icanhaslol? says:

    looks liek been bAg kitteh!!

  45. funchkin says:

    I simply cannot believe that you guys can read paragraph after paragraph of “Is havz feets” and “liek pwned.”

    It’s funny for the captions, but that’s about it.
    More power to ya I guess.

  46. Shooxjat says:

    Monorail cat is inspecting itself?

  47. Rae says:

    datz sad dat da kitteh’z hooman let it git fat!


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