Mitosis
let me show you it
Mi tosis let me show you dem
mi sis’ tos. let me show you dem.
picture (bottom?): tomkitteh. lol caption (top): Ames, lol caption (bottom) and collage by: CassieT
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
ur tosis. Lets me eetz dem.
yay. furtz!
Tehre can be oelee wun choyce fore Andy’s cellery braytery songandans: Ai tink it is tym fore teh “Pinkee pinkee toepad” sawng, as ritted by LuvB! An sung at teh inorgurayshun ob teh HedSplortRecubberyWard, bak in teh day (abowt Oct14th!)
Donut forget to frolic an gambol
Ambercat - ai found it. Heer is link. After, ai goes bak fur the lyrics. Ai can’t do bog at wunz.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/u-taked-my-binky-i-suk-my-fum
LuvBJones:
I has preepaird a saong in honner of widdel kitn baysed on dis komment.
*ahem.*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! *prance prance caper prance*
Awl we has to do is caper and prance whilst singing “Pinkee pinkee toe pads!”
Ai awnlee wish LuvBJones were heer to sing it. Wuz such a beeg hit.
doan noes wai peeps be votin’ yoo down, andy. i votez yoo up and danses crazee-lyke fer yur nawt sekundness!
shake shake shake!
shake shake shake!
shake mai tosis!
shake mai tosis!
low votez cuz he sed teh “F” wurd!! it juss aynt dun!!!
but, atleest he mayde a funnee kommint furst! sumtymez, yoo jest kannut halp yerself!
Naaa. It luks liek “Teh Berger Troll” may has returndeded. Reepeets afters me: “Shoo! Go Wai! Go Plai in teh Traffiks! Walk eest till yur hat floats. Stoopy Troll!
stoopy troll can go play in propellers.
An in dah trafeek!
At saem tiem!
der wonce wuz a troll frum provanc
who neber wood frolik er danse.
knot eben dae say, wiff ants n hiz pants!
he’z shore he is rite
n da burgurs he leaves at nite,
caws trolls awais prefur dawrk tew lite.
tho at heart wi noes he’z rawng
wi cin noes it wont last lawng,
there is no strenght i hiz sawg.
sune ashore will run his raft
an hi shall faed awai
tew procure himself another laff
Go play unner teh brige wear teh billy gotes is clipp-kloping ober yer hed.
dum ole butt payne troll.
LOL!!!
kthx
naow shows me ur meoowsis
ha ha…purrrfect (i new der was joke in der, but i not fast/smart ’nuff)
I is in awe.
Sumwun yelled furtz an gotted 32 votez wif an averuge uf 4 cheezburgas.
Teh furstee yelling haturs hab soffened up? R in a meetin?
I not care!! I say YAY fur ANDY!!
an I dantses like crazee!!!!!
(verrreh, verreh, cute pickshur…if I wusunt so distracted by mah happee at the furstee isshoo, mah hed wud esplode frum teh cyutness…)
Ai think, Kathleen, taht iqb has teh korrekt idea. Wehn yoo maek a gud comment furst, is nawt qwyte so bad if yoo then (whilst overcum wif joi and nawt quite in full control ov yurself) mutters a liddle “yay, furst.” wuz sorta to hisself - liek the quiet *hand gesschure* “yes!!”
A beeg loud shawt ov “FURST!!!!* and nuthing else wud shurlee still get awl wun burgers.
fanks fer teh kurrob…korubber…sayin’ i’z ryte! no harmz ar dun iffin sumwun sayz sumpin funnee aFORE dey sayz “fursty!” in awl ov dere essyetments.
*hand jestchur* yes!
Tosis: da brekfast of champyuns?
lotz ob nootricious proteen, an high in fibre (no, wate, datz furr–pleh!!)
Kitteh tozzez are the kootist ever…want…
But Marcie, if yu had teh kittehtosis yu wud fawl ober awl teh tym an nawn ob yur shooses wud fit!
doan nom dem–U knoe wear dey ben!!!! O_o
karefull! yu kin get hallytosis frum kittehtosis if yu nom dem!
my tosis r difent colors cuz i eated the color on tem two
my tosis flavor iz strawburry
Midnyte Kittehz foarmz
a thunnurr clowd awn t3h plump
cummfee Napz pillo
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
diskubberz herz sno~wyte spatz
andz sofft matcheeng glubz
Midnyte Kittehz arz
ekkstreemlee cummfurtibbil.
Habz no wish 2 moov
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
amz enthrawlled az frunt andz hynd
Pawz splay oapenz wyde
“My~to~sis”: A wurd
datz sowndz t3h saym, but can haz
diffurrent meeneengz
Jack.
wut u meen, i flunk mai tess, teechr? mitosis….10 on teh frunt, 8 on teh bakk!
Ai noes anafaiz an metofaiz an telofaiz, but kittehfaiz? I didunt no dat wun.
AHA!! anuver sienz geek!!!
Wen we fin the mewosis kitteh, we shud get kitteh-gonia and kitti-tids ebentually.
kitteh aint faizd at awl.
but win heems iz faizd, he says - i mint tew dew dat.
Mah clone let me show U him
Cloning. I haz masturd it.
bee kaerfull! celingcat watches wehn yoo do dat!
I Are exhibishunist. Ceiling kitteh is voyeur.
U Bees like yin n yank kittehs, akshulley.
akchewly, i read dat as “mustard”
a litl mustard, a litl cheez, a pickl, a slice of clone and wah-lah - a sammich.
I can haz Epeesoad 2?
Beegun, teh Cloan Warz haz.
woolffi! stop awl dis cloaining aroun!
I kint hep it.
OMG!!!! The top picture was totally mine! CassieT did the bottom one and put the two together, but the top was mine! I can has credit on teh page too?
Proof, I has it: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Mitosisletme128406613596377500.jpg, 11/27/2007 1:22 PM
Deys mai kitties and piktur, but yr captshun. (Yrs waz funnier.:) ) Dang, itz hard to get a entree pozted on heer!
Yoo must send a messaje to the Burgers and tell them. Tehn they will fix it, ai hoep. But yoo must tell them.
Nebbermind - ai see they hav alreddy dun it!
Dey iz awn teh bawl!
So happy! Best day evar!!!!11two
Ames - we ar happy fur yoo, too. Fur us, being awn frunt page WIF credit is almoast liek being awn cover ov Tiem Magazzeen!
omg, r u kidding or what!! frunt page wif credit on ichc site is waaaayyyy betta than Tiem magazeen! Comparison, dere is none.
Ranski - yoo ar so rite. Ai wuzzn’t thinking. Iz far, far bedder.
Hi Ames,
I so glad u spotted this. I can vouch for the fact the top picture is totally not mine.
I luvd ur lolcat and was laughing at it when I had the idea of toesis. So went looking for a picture of toesis and joined the two together. But then I couldn’t find ur lolcat on ICHC again and couldn’t remember ur name 2 giv u credit for the original. So glad u hv seen it and hv the proper credit. Mitosis made me LOL - v clever and I like the biological reference.
I hope u didn’t mind me adding to ur lolcat and am so glad it got sorted so ur given proper credit.
Hey, maybe we can work on another combo together?
CassieT
I tooks da piktur. U did capshun. Dem are our kute kittehs!
tom, cassie, an ames,
yoo awll doo such great wurk !!!
fanks foar de laffs…
an special fanks foar being such
great sportz !!!
we lubbs de teamwurk !!! : )
Yes - grate werk. An such nice peepl. This is hao our gubbermint awt to werk!!!!
Hi tomkitteh
great 2 no about teh pikturs too. deh r cute kittehs i agree. if deh keep mitosising u must have lots of kittehs by now.
wunder who took teh toesis piktur.
CassieT
y doan u maik lik a banana, an get outta here…
“Dat ’slpit’ j00 eedeeawt! U sawn liek darn fuul whne u sez it rawng!”
I can haz Bak 2 Teh Fyoochur?
Eye foat it wus “make like-a tree an split”….
mickst metafores, I haz ‘em.
Mai toez eetch?
Den skrach dem!