Mitosis
let me show you it
Mi tosis let me show you dem
mi sis’ tos. let me show you dem.
picture (bottom?): tomkitteh. lol caption (top): Ames, lol caption (bottom) and collage by: CassieT
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ur tosis. Lets me eetz dem.
yay. furtz!
Tehre can be oelee wun choyce fore Andy’s cellery braytery songandans: Ai tink it is tym fore teh “Pinkee pinkee toepad” sawng, as ritted by LuvB! An sung at teh inorgurayshun ob teh HedSplortRecubberyWard, bak in teh day (abowt Oct14th!)
Donut forget to frolic an gambol
Ambercat – ai found it. Heer is link. After, ai goes bak fur the lyrics. Ai can’t do bog at wunz.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/17/u-taked-my-binky-i-suk-my-fum
LuvBJones:
I has preepaird a saong in honner of widdel kitn baysed on dis komment.
*ahem.*
PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! PINKEE PINKEE TOE PADS! *prance prance caper prance*
Awl we has to do is caper and prance whilst singing “Pinkee pinkee toe pads!”
Ai awnlee wish LuvBJones were heer to sing it. Wuz such a beeg hit.
doan noes wai peeps be votin’ yoo down, andy. i votez yoo up and danses crazee-lyke fer yur nawt sekundness!
shake shake shake!
shake shake shake!
shake mai tosis!
shake mai tosis!
low votez cuz he sed teh “F” wurd!! it juss aynt dun!!!
but, atleest he mayde a funnee kommint furst! sumtymez, yoo jest kannut halp yerself!
Naaa. It luks liek “Teh Berger Troll” may has returndeded. Reepeets afters me: “Shoo! Go Wai! Go Plai in teh Traffiks! Walk eest till yur hat floats. Stoopy Troll!
stoopy troll can go play in propellers.
An in dah trafeek!
At saem tiem!
der wonce wuz a troll frum provanc
who neber wood frolik er danse.
knot eben dae say, wiff ants n hiz pants!
he’z shore he is rite
n da burgurs he leaves at nite,
caws trolls awais prefur dawrk tew lite.
tho at heart wi noes he’z rawng
wi cin noes it wont last lawng,
there is no strenght i hiz sawg.
sune ashore will run his raft
an hi shall faed awai
tew procure himself another laff
Go play unner teh brige wear teh billy gotes is clipp-kloping ober yer hed.
dum ole butt payne troll.
LOL!!!
kthx
naow shows me ur meoowsis
ha ha…purrrfect (i new der was joke in der, but i not fast/smart ’nuff)
I is in awe.
Sumwun yelled furtz an gotted 32 votez wif an averuge uf 4 cheezburgas.
Teh furstee yelling haturs hab soffened up? R in a meetin?
I not care!! I say YAY fur ANDY!!
an I dantses like crazee!!!!!
(verrreh, verreh, cute pickshur…if I wusunt so distracted by mah happee at the furstee isshoo, mah hed wud esplode frum teh cyutness…)
Ai think, Kathleen, taht iqb has teh korrekt idea. Wehn yoo maek a gud comment furst, is nawt qwyte so bad if yoo then (whilst overcum wif joi and nawt quite in full control ov yurself) mutters a liddle “yay, furst.” wuz sorta to hisself – liek the quiet *hand gesschure* “yes!!”
A beeg loud shawt ov “FURST!!!!* and nuthing else wud shurlee still get awl wun burgers.
fanks fer teh kurrob…korubber…sayin’ i’z ryte! no harmz ar dun iffin sumwun sayz sumpin funnee aFORE dey sayz “fursty!” in awl ov dere essyetments.
*hand jestchur* yes!
Tosis: da brekfast of champyuns?
lotz ob nootricious proteen, an high in fibre (no, wate, datz furr–pleh!!)
Kitteh tozzez are the kootist ever…want…
But Marcie, if yu had teh kittehtosis yu wud fawl ober awl teh tym an nawn ob yur shooses wud fit!
doan nom dem–U knoe wear dey ben!!!! O_o
karefull! yu kin get hallytosis frum kittehtosis if yu nom dem!
my tosis r difent colors cuz i eated the color on tem two
my tosis flavor iz strawburry
Midnyte Kittehz foarmz
a thunnurr clowd awn t3h plump
cummfee Napz pillo
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
diskubberz herz sno~wyte spatz
andz sofft matcheeng glubz
Midnyte Kittehz arz
ekkstreemlee cummfurtibbil.
Habz no wish 2 moov
Liddill Tukkz Kitteh
amz enthrawlled az frunt andz hynd
Pawz splay oapenz wyde
“My~to~sis”: A wurd
datz sowndz t3h saym, but can haz
diffurrent meeneengz
Jack.
wut u meen, i flunk mai tess, teechr? mitosis….10 on teh frunt, 8 on teh bakk!
Ai noes anafaiz an metofaiz an telofaiz, but kittehfaiz? I didunt no dat wun.
AHA!! anuver sienz geek!!!
Wen we fin the mewosis kitteh, we shud get kitteh-gonia and kitti-tids ebentually.
kitteh aint faizd at awl.
but win heems iz faizd, he says – i mint tew dew dat.
Mah clone let me show U him
Cloning. I haz masturd it.
bee kaerfull! celingcat watches wehn yoo do dat!
I Are exhibishunist. Ceiling kitteh is voyeur.
U Bees like yin n yank kittehs, akshulley.
akchewly, i read dat as “mustard”
a litl mustard, a litl cheez, a pickl, a slice of clone and wah-lah – a sammich.
I can haz Epeesoad 2?
Beegun, teh Cloan Warz haz.
woolffi! stop awl dis cloaining aroun!
I kint hep it.
OMG!!!! The top picture was totally mine! CassieT did the bottom one and put the two together, but the top was mine! I can has credit on teh page too?
Proof, I has it: http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Mitosisletme128406613596377500.jpg, 11/27/2007 1:22 PM
Deys mai kitties and piktur, but yr captshun. (Yrs waz funnier.:) ) Dang, itz hard to get a entree pozted on heer!
Yoo must send a messaje to the Burgers and tell them. Tehn they will fix it, ai hoep. But yoo must tell them.
Nebbermind – ai see they hav alreddy dun it!
Dey iz awn teh bawl!
So happy! Best day evar!!!!11two
Ames – we ar happy fur yoo, too. Fur us, being awn frunt page WIF credit is almoast liek being awn cover ov Tiem Magazzeen!
omg, r u kidding or what!! frunt page wif credit on ichc site is waaaayyyy betta than Tiem magazeen! Comparison, dere is none.
Ranski – yoo ar so rite. Ai wuzzn’t thinking. Iz far, far bedder.
Hi Ames,
I so glad u spotted this. I can vouch for the fact the top picture is totally not mine.
I luvd ur lolcat and was laughing at it when I had the idea of toesis. So went looking for a picture of toesis and joined the two together. But then I couldn’t find ur lolcat on ICHC again and couldn’t remember ur name 2 giv u credit for the original. So glad u hv seen it and hv the proper credit. Mitosis made me LOL – v clever and I like the biological reference.
I hope u didn’t mind me adding to ur lolcat and am so glad it got sorted so ur given proper credit.
Hey, maybe we can work on another combo together?
CassieT
I tooks da piktur. U did capshun. Dem are our kute kittehs!
tom, cassie, an ames,
yoo awll doo such great wurk !!!
fanks foar de laffs…
an special fanks foar being such
great sportz !!!
we lubbs de teamwurk !!! : )
Yes – grate werk. An such nice peepl. This is hao our gubbermint awt to werk!!!!
Hi tomkitteh
great 2 no about teh pikturs too. deh r cute kittehs i agree. if deh keep mitosising u must have lots of kittehs by now.
wunder who took teh toesis piktur.
CassieT
y doan u maik lik a banana, an get outta here…
“Dat ’slpit’ j00 eedeeawt! U sawn liek darn fuul whne u sez it rawng!”
I can haz Bak 2 Teh Fyoochur?
Eye foat it wus “make like-a tree an split”….
mickst metafores, I haz ‘em.
Mai toez eetch?
Den skrach dem!
I wented too dat skaching poast butt it naut skrach!!
Tiem 2 gets teh noo skrichee poast den…mebbee dis will werk….
yur kewt tosis wurks fur meh !!
Amazing, the two black cats look exactly like my two boys, Salem and Simba. Except that Salem, the slinky one, only has one eye. apart from that, identical!
WoW–dese kittehs look like yore boys—Whut due U look like???
Hi all, Not a compwetwee off topix p0st., cause it will hab blak kittehs in it.
I gabe in2 mi “potatoisis chip symdrome”= can’t havb just one kitteh or twoz, soes I got two moars. Yeehah. On topix part is dey is both black kittehs wit teh long hairz, 6 mos and brudders. Dey were in my Vet’s office, I see deese kitteh ebber week (’cause of Gunther leg) for ovar a month. Kittehs growin up in the crate.
I onleez want teh full blak one but dey is brudders/bonded, I no bees mean Mommeh-I taek bofe. I names dem Cheroo (from Mary Poppin’s chim-chiminey cheroo) and den is Tuppence ’cause of white toes for to be liek the monies. I luvbe teh Mary Poppin, can you tellz? Anywayz, Finch and Enoki “ok” wit it. Enoki just HISSSSSS but not attack and it be only two weeks still. She walkz by w/o hiss now. I tink we be a 3 puppers, 4 kittehs, 1 bird, 1 friggin crazy womenz Famblee. Cheers. Oh, all my puppers say kittehs be fine wit dem. I lurves Furkids, dey is so 4gibbing.
dey never seem to myndz if yoo accidenatalee spill dinner on de floar !!
Yep, hab nicknamez for two puppers: Dyson and Hoover
yoo can haz a hotdog too !!!
check dis owt !!
ihasahotdog.com
Eureeka! grate post!
Mind? I think they prefer it! I kno my 2 furries do!
Sahungirl, yoo are teh bestest!! Reskewing tehm frum the crate and taeking bof ov tehm. We awl knows hao mutch teh kittehs luv eech otter. Is crewel to separate tehm – unless it absolewtlee cannawt bee halped.
Ai hoep yoo will hav menee, menee years ov happiness wif teh noo bundles ov furree joi.
O Hai Janet! Can nawt stop thinkin bout Moe’s homeless cat. Does u knows war he libs? Wuz hopin tu see hims on agin. Wish wuz a wai tu contac peeps…
o hai, thisncat. yesterdai i trai tuu feed teh hoamliss bebeh kitteh (ai kawl her Koko, liek teh gorilla hu haz teh pet kittehz). she berry skinny, but moar innerestid in playin than eetin. we plai fer sum tiem, she attakz mai toes (“wintur” iz preddy warm heer, so i wearin opin-tow shuuz).
she nawt saef tu snorgle becauz she berry berry derty (i wash mai hanz an teh water awl braon!), an she no haz shotz. ai no want tu be skrach bai her, eeben if itz frum lub or playfilnizz.
i bringed teh lidl koko-kitteh sum fuud agin todai, but she nawt dere. cud be she wuz hiedin and sleepin, awr cud be enny fing elss.
lief nawt gud fer teh hoamlizz annymuls in dis siti — trafik, terrytorial fytin, no medikkl kaer, dizeez, etc. sumtiemz kittehz getz fresh feesh frum feesh venderz, but no sekyoor fuud soursz.
but lief nawt mush moar better fer hoamlizz hoomins eeder — menny heer. iffn yu nawt gibben to enny cherrity dis yeer, plees gib lidl sumfin tu a gud wun in a poor countree (sertch http://www.charitynavigator.org awr ask yr frenz). sry i’z awf tawpik, but menny peepz sufferin saem az hoamlizz animulz, eeben though dey nawt dun nuffin rong, dey’z smart an funni, an dey wurkz berry hard.
Moe – wud it bee too bold ov mee to ask what citi it iz taht yoo live in? Ai has been to India several tiems an has seen mutch ov it (nawt yet to Northeast corner, tho). India is a breathtakinlee, astonishinglee byootiful countree. And the peepl ar remarkablee frendlee.
But – as yoo say – menee menee hoamless peepl a well. wehn yoo ar a tourist, yoo just hav to put yur mind into two parts. Admire teh grate beeyootee – and taek lots ov rupees to giv to the poor.
Mai frrend taht ai has traveld with moast there grew up in kolkata, but her mother wuz frum Kerala -Guruvayoor, to be eggsackt, so taht is whar her parents and borther live nao. She (frend) married a Jerman an ai met her in Stuttgart wehn ai wuz living there.
Hey Moe- U r hier! Fanks 4 writin bak. Sumtimz things cheez-frends write jus stiks with u whol dai. I be waitin 4 kitteh tu show up at mai door. I be kitteless at moment an all mai kittehs hab founded mee in past… So I jus thawt dis kitteh mai be for meh. I libs in O-Hai-O, an u libs in warm comferttabul playce, sos u prolly nawt neerbai. Mannee kittehs do jus fyne awn der own, n may prefer it , dat all de knows… Hopes KoKo stays safe.
Fank u 4 bringin up hoamlizz hoomins. I volunteers wif 2 oganizashuns hier. I concentrates awn clothes 4 kids. It be hard tu goes tu skool if u nawt warm an comfee. Kids B growin an needz new sizez. Weather changes an u nawt be comfee agin. It neber stopz. Maybee we can putz little dent in it. Parentz preciate nawt habin tu worree bout der kids.
Started mai own awf tawpik, we does wat we cans, mabee things be chanjin soon…
There is, thisncat! Though awnlee those who are signed up. But if everwun signed up. . .
Wehn yoo see a post by dMarie, click awn it and it takes you to cheezfrenz site. You can email peepl (hoo hav joyned) frum there even.
moe – you shud to it, too.
there’s probablee a another way, but using dMarie is the easiest.
Fank u Janet! I go serch an nawt reskew dMarie.
JCH4K, i libz in teh Mumbai, but my enzess… ansesrt… peepz is frum teh dezzert betwiin india an pakistan. i’z glad yuu haz bizzited india, an hoap yuu returnz agen. i happi tu showz yu rown sum moar
i gree, it berry byootiful cowntri. awlso, berry diverz — in menny plaizes i feel liek furrin bizziter maiself!
thisncat, it wunderfull tu heer bowt yr volleynterin – yu’z berry gud person. iz whut i lub bowt teh cheezpeepl, dey has big hart an dey’z much kind.
BTW, thisncat, i bee a her, nawt a himz
(but i borro teh naem moe frum a boi-kitteh). ai be kittehlezz tuu – no kan keep kittehz in apartmint. but i luuk owt agen fer teh Koko-kitteh an hoap tu feed her todai
Teh furst pictshure is teh good on3. Teh sechond pictur iz knot as funee.
The first one was mine
Thaks you!
i takez doez two kittehz
an de pillow an de chair too !!!
Why, Thank You! We love da kitties, da pillow and de couch….although da kitties seem to have taken over da furtniture as der own….Speedy (da yoga kittie) owns all da pillows and Leonard (da follically enhanced kittie) has claimed da couch. Dey also have a Chartreuse kidney sofa to match. Kittie decor is sure sylish…..
Yes, Ames – nice pillow, too. Kittehs and pillo – ar yurs?
Kaoch and pilloz r Bonniez. Kittehs r mine!
Dey iz boff ful uv win an awsum an munch kyoot! So der! NEENER!
….ut-oh…..
*splort*
Sigh!
Yeh…dat wuz baon 2 happpun….
Togever dey makes a komplete pakidje! Iz purrfek.
Werd-play capshun iz berry CLEVER und pichure is WINSOME!!
Second kitteh: An one an tew! An one an tew! Come awn, stretch doze paws!
Kitten on teh rite not kwite as fuzzy as kitteh on teh left….udderwise dey’d be a good matchingks.
::clap clap clap::
win
At mah howse we callz tosis piddies!
An dis lil piggee went to –
*NOM*
I lieks dat wun.
teh udder lil piddies runs to get away frum nomer, sayin “WEE, Wii, Wea’ awl teh way home!
I cna has Wii?
Mosis suposis his tosis r rosis
But Mosis supposis erroneously
And Mosis, he knowsis his tosis aren’t rosis
As Mosis supposis his tosis to be
D4MN ~ BEAT ME TO IT !!!
oh well. at least I can go with “he’s not heavy, he’s my partially absorbed parasitic twin” for the other one
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
FTW!
I can has separashun sergery?
Quade, startz teh reactor
fur meh, d fird layne allus waz
“for nobuddiz tosis are posis awf rosis”
but ai fink itssa same fing, inna en.
youse tosis is vewy cute!!!!
Mi Tosis, thay haf sum oder, but steel kute ~ jus sayin.
See da little kitteh,
See his little feets!
See his little toesy-pose,
Isn’t the kitteh sweets?
I LOVE YOUR BLOG, DEAR LORD!, YOUR A JENIOUS!,
prooper spilling, i dont haz it!
We duzzn’t eether!
Bawl-a-gee—-
Isn’t it wunnerfull?
fur da rekurd –
Dis wuz mai faforite lolcat/ICHC/etc EBER.
mitosis….mai tosis…..
SPLORT
welterweight kitteh distracts wif hind toez and lands right jab!
Dat be telophase teh staige fo celle devizen carekturaized bai kleevege…..
it’s too early for me to do lolcat speak but the bottom picture is mine. that’s Oliver when he was only a couple months old. nice to see he made the big time!
Gratz, Carolyn!!!!
Heez a KOOOTIE!!!!!!!!!
an…an…..
splort again.
oops.
Cween up, eye-ull 4?
I hleps u.
doze widdo bitteh toez r irresistubbul!!
Wow carolyn, we got everywun now.
Top piktur by tomkitteh, caption by ames.
Bottom piktur by carolyn, caption and collage CassieT
Wot a teem.
Obviously you are not totally familiar with Mitosis…..it produces 2 female copys of the mother cell…. first pic has only one copy of the mother ….second pic is obviously a boy…….
When the Wikipedia article calls them “daughter cells” it’s just because it sounds better than “child cells”… it doesn’t mean they’re girls, dude. Mitosis is asexual duplication, more like cloning.
teh Pedantic Specs. I wearz dem.
i dismisd ur falss accademmix,
but WurdPrez eeted me.
…and den it trew ups, aparintlee
(grrrrrr!!!)
Yoo shur wear those specs moar offen, Teho. Tehy luks reelee gud awn yoo.
I laughed so hard at this one. Kitties and kids yay!
funny thing is, i thought that same thing when i first saw that one. It’s scientifically incorrect though.
wii iz badd at grammur and alzo naugt so haut at bawlogy, edder.
This is hilarious.
And even funnier to me because I just finished studying mitosis in science two days ago.
why is everything in lolcat language in comments?
Want to make dis a Favorite. It hangs on my office door. (I’m in the biological sciences). Why I no can make favorite?
byaluhgy…yuk
GR8 TO ME
this helps meh pass mah tests <3