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Hey ther, big boi! Why dontcha coem on up an see me sometime!?
ai fink a sulltree bellee dants wud be juszt bowt ryte fur gremlin’s nawt-sekind post!
Gremlin
Congrats on getting the top spot, what kind of a dance wuld u lyke?
I lieks de sownd uv a bellee dants! Dat sowns liek fun!
Sleeps into jinglee top dat barez de midriff, dons de jinglee belt dat goez ober da slinkee, swirlee skurt, slips da shoozies off….
Andz….. SHIMMMMEEEEEEEEE!
Eegyptianz Hedache poze, shulder rolling, bippy-boppy shimmme da boobies, keek da futz all sexees, andz
SHIMMMMEEEEEEE!!!
that are quite a perfurmance Eleanor, you must be tired after all that SHIMMEEE..
here drink sum warm tea and I gets hummus and chips too 2 snack on.
Tanks U
*sticks owt orinj an whiet floofee tummee* an then SHIMMMEEEES!!!
Shimmee shimmee shayk shayk! Floofee floofee shayk shayk!
Oh wayt, I think aiy mus be doin it rong!
nope! sowndz purfekt to mee! in fakt, i’z wishin’ mai bellee wuz cuverd in floofee hares, den it wudnt be so ookee.
Ai joyn joo in belleh danse, Eleanor.
Shimmeeeeee shimmeeeeee
roll teh sholders forwerd
roll teh sholders back
shaky teh boobies
Bow chika meow meow!
heer yoo go gremlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YamDoDK71Ds&feature=related
Wow! Dat gurl reelee haz de moovs!
*hangs own hed*
It diddn reelee luk liek dat wen ai did it – in mai vershun, der wuz mush moar floof! inbolbed.
dats okay gremlin. ai awlso haz mush floof.
An mee 2. I haz lotsa belleh 2 dans!
way to go, gremlin! congrats auwn yur NS AND yur byootiful floofily floofy danse. N Eleanor and Miss Dawn – hooo NOOO???
Lemee C if dis werks….
Rats! Traied 2 poast a link heer.
Stoopee!
Happins to mee too. If yoo taeks de furst part (de http://) off an jus posts de rest, de links may wurk . . .
Thankeez, Gremlin! I duz dat naoh!
Aksually – furst thought at seeing this kitteh was long-ago Burt Reynolds pin-up in Playgirl magazine. Both Burt and Kitteh have lots of hare, and stre…stratej…carefully placed hands.
ew! i kum from da jennerayshun dat tinks burt is old and funkee, nawt yung & kyoot! mai vurjin aiz iz burnnin’!
founds it!!!
willwilkinson.net/flybottle/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/znaniBurt%20Reynolds.jpg
Funnee – taht is amaizing. Hao did yoo find that? ai wudn’t even have known hao to start.
member Jo Naimith n stockigns?
~GREMLIN!~
(mah sort-uf-husbund cuz wee bof udopted ittehbittehkitteh!)
Yay fur ur furstee!
is ekksiteeng, no?
Yay! Iz fun! I lubz de dantsing. I iz glad to see yoo! But *gulp* – I haz a confesshun to maek.
*swaller hard* – I is nawt a boi. Gremlin who wuz my kitteh wuz a boi. A beeg orinj tabbee, with mennee ferroshus advenshurs! (Ai playz Gremlin on de Intertoobs. Iz a wai ub honnuring his memree, I tinks.)
But de purrsun tyeping izza girl! I hoep yoo is nawt dissapoynted.
*cue musik frum The Crying Game, only plaiyed in rebers!*
We can still haz adopshun? An wher is Itteh? I miss her so mutch! She musta fell owtta sumbunny’s pokkits!
In Massachoosetts u can still hav marriage, if u wants!
yep…n startin Janyooary 1 in NH yoo can has civil yoonyun if yoo wantz.
O. I cunfyused. I gess I tot u tode itteh u wud bee her daddee, butt maibee I haz teh false memree. Or mebbee u did say it, an did bee ICHC wurld ware u kin bee ennyting.
O, welll! No wurreez!!
*slaps hed*
*looks back at “Ai playz Gremlin on de Intertoobs.”*
NOAW I getz it.
Yep! De purrson tyeping izzz gurl. De kitteh in my hart is boi. I bringz hims heer an lets him owt to play wit awl de cheez-frendz! (I can haz gender role comfyooshums?)
I lubs it heer. I hoep yoo will stil be mah frend.
*extends orinj paw of frendship*
*shakes dat paw wif happinuss!*
Now. Lets go back too bein parrunts uff itteh!
If wee can fines, her, dat is!
war u go, itteh?
Gremlin sez: “Hey ther, big boi! Why dontcha coem on up an see me sometime!?”
Fren ob myn used to add: “How about Tuesday…it’s Amateur night?”
Mae West FTW!
Barreh Whyte kitteh…
iz gray.
Exhibitionist
Kitteh struts its sexy stuff.
Kittens look away.
smmmmokin’!
not
Purrsonly ai finks teh grai velveteeness is berry hansome.
Ai sais hawt!
Hei karen, yoo izzent suddelee making posts an forgetting, taht wun wuz me an wordpress fort ai wuz yoo.
*sorry fer konfjusjun*
gober……this happens sometimes. you gotta check the name before you post the comment! i can’t tell you how many times i’ve seen someone else’s name and email address listed where mine should be.
mah sechsee poze, let me show you it
Don Juan kitteh sines up fer dayting site.
ai’m too secksee fur my fur
too secksee fur my fur
so secksee yoo’ll purr…
OH EM GEE I gots pic ov mai kitteh Sheba an she walkin on teh porch and i put dis caption on it, well almost, ennywai. here is:
Sheba beein secksy.
hopes dis link workz.
Awl I gotta sez iz…….
*splort*
Yep, that covers it, alrighty!
aww mebbe i needs to give you de rubber chicken hed glof — I gots manyz cuz de Sheba has de TONZ of kyootnezz n Ai often needz demz!
deedee…taht is teh AWSUM! grate mines fink alyke yoo noe.
DeeDee – thankz fur that charming pic ov yur kitteh Sheba. Ai luv seeing otter peepls kittehs.
Hello laydeez! King Boy D pimpin’ the house.
It b teh hot heer in Jawja. It b teh 70-sumfin deegreez. I can has layt Fawl/erlee Wintrz? Dis b ridikkulus wevver! Firstee no raynz nao dis! Ai can has movvins 2 Meenahsoda?
Come to She-kah-go. We gotz freezng rain awl dae todae. Dryve hoam will B eentaresting.
hi cousin obrien; i didn’t know we lived in the same state. i lived in chicago for a year when i was a little girl. could still drive down state street and window shop from the car. buy a sunday newspaper on saturday night. train went through our back yard. and the christmas decorations .oh, the memories!
iz feelin ur painz cuz i in souf luziana n we gotz 81 degrees n muches humiditys. I can has air-condishun back on plz? Kthnksbai
ware u at deedee? aim in lafayette, la…..2morrow i will go crimmus shawppin in mai shortz an flip flops! 82 heer!!
I’z in Houma. rite inbetween u 2! i go thru laffyette lots on my wai to East East Dallas (aka Shreveport). and I goez to Narlins LOTZ!
Yep, it’s 80 here in New Orleans at sunset. Got teh air an teh ceilin fan (not to be cornfused wif ceiling cat) on. Gots to dress in velvet for a dressie occashun tonight, an I fink I will dy frum teh heet.
a vel vett dress?? bettah leev off ur drawz!
I remember that heat and humidity. I lived on the West Bank from 1981 until 1992. My son and his family now live in Harvey and I live in Pensacola. It is hot and humid here too. I have had the ac and the ceiling fans on for the better part of a week. I keep threatening to take my wolf/malamutes and move to Siberia.
And to top it all off, hurricane season is over, and there is a storm in the Carribean.
Well, Honee, come on up and see me sumtime! It iz rainee heer in central Illinois todai. Wif fog dat lookyed frozen. But wuz almost 40! Yay! dah rains dey did nawt freeze dis time.
So I iz sittin a mah puter wif a little heater blowing warmth on mitosis.
so cratz howz ur beeg 2doo goes? did u meltz in dat drez?
Oh yeah, I don’t want all the ice and stuff, but 75 degrees on December 11 is do not want in my book. Virginia isn’t all that far south.
We can haz 53 deegreez heer n Norf Teks-sas.
Poast 2 B onlee 40 tamarrow.
WANT!
Ova heer in Ingerlund tooday it iz FUUUUUUUUUR-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZYNG!!!
Glubs
Scarrf
Hat
Cowtt
Bootz ….
Styll Cold!!!
Dat kitteh hawt, hawt, hawt!
smokee kitteh is smokin hot.
YEAH, Baby!!!!
Totally sssssmokin’!
I needz a shower now.
http://www.wannasmile.com
or a siggaret.
Win!
Oar boff!
“do yoo smoke aftur secks?”
“ai dunno…ai nebber chekked.”
Dont you wish ur gurlfrend wuz HOT like mee…
Mmhmm…you NO you do…
>sultry wink<
Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?
Ebber ben 2 teh Turkeyish pryzun, Billeh?
OMG more Airplanz FTW!!!
i jus wanna wish u bofe gud luk. we’s awl cowntin on u.
Whut mah becter, Bicter?
leon is getting larger !!!
RAPUNZEL!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue!
And Don’t call me Shirley.
[company bow]
Wen I tink bout u…
… aye tuch maiself
OMG Divinyls!!!!!
Naoh dat’s hawt!
awstin powurs dantsin wif teh fembots.
lolz!
mai maiSpayc™ payj, let me sho it 2 yu
Who’s that gray/silvery dude that’s a sex machine to all the kits?
CAT!
They say that Cat is a bad mutha …
Scratch yo face!
I’m talking bout Cat …
LITTRBAWKS: i can dig it
mai harbawls, I showz dem
if ai still had demz anywai
Won’t someone think of the kittens!!!???
Koffee, tee or mee?
defnetli hawt!
2 C moar, gib meh ur kredut kahrd nommer.
Iz onlee $4.95 a munf, plus cheezburgers.
Kitteh habz sekksay
poaze. Ekwull partz pawsturr andz
nawtee purr~seppshun
Kitteh canz play wiff
Lawz ubz Naychurr. Luukz likkwid
wenz lythe andz sawlidd
Iz Kitteh reddee
4 a Napz? No wun knoez andz
Kitteh woan’tz tell
Jack.
Dis boy luks eggzakly lak mah BlueMax and beleeve me, he is HAWT. I no can resist thoze goldun eies!! Whoo hoo!! I bee hiz slave.
An he noes it, oh yeah.
Kitty Porn.
“Eye’ll bee rite ovur…”
- Don Juan Kitteh
Hot or Not iz waiting tu tawk tu U on de fone linz now.
Geev heem a cawl at 1-900-Hot or Not.
U muss bee 18 tu makez dis cawl.
Dere beez bunchez uff chargez: connection charg, per minute charg, an enny fink else wii can fine tu charg u fur. Sew jus bee givin uz ur credited cart numb3rz, an wii max eet owt fur u.
Disclaimerz: Hot or Not mai not bee da achewal kitteh dat u tawks tu. Sumtymez de phone lynez getz full cuz Hot or Not iz sew hot, an wii haz udder kittehz dat wii carefulli screen, but mai not luk zactli like Hot or Not, tawkin on de phone.
But doan worri ower chargez beez da same.
Lolwin!!
Fabulus!!!
Teh voyse of expeereyence?
*cut to sceen uv phone being answured bai an armee uv kittehs, sum nawt so hawt*
Hello? Hot or Not! Iz yoo hot?
*kitteh answring phone is larj whiet kitteh frum preveeus pikshoor*
muy caliente !!!
Fenk yew!
….oh waet….teh kitteh…
…yeah….
….I’z iz jess gonna B obur der naoh….
*sinks slowly behind the couch and dies of embarrasment*
LOL
im shuar yur muy caliente too !
I ain’t into no beestialitee or nuthin but.. DAMN
are your paws tired? cause you’ve been running thru my mind all day
Oh, Stend. Whatta lien! I bet yoo uze dat on *awl* de kittehs!
you is a fluffy kitty, and is cute, but no iz hot, sowwy…
That’s a slap a butt funny picture….almost spit out diet coke through the nose worthy…
Kitteh luk deesturbinlee lik awr Sita. Pritty grai floof.
da boiz
dey be droalin all ovah meh
Needs more fur. Then he’d be HOT…..
Rawr, rawr!!1! Wah Hawt!!1!
Single gray mayle (SGM), senssitive, sekksee, owtgoing.
Seekz gurl kitteh fur moonlite walks, lawng naps onna soft blankee, purrz an snorgles.
Will shaer crunchee-fuds, gushee-fuds, catnipz, an moar.
Time fur growcheeng.
Dis ‘hot or not’. I not likes it.
On mah phone, I accesses internet. A site say, “Crush or flush?”
Show lubblee pickshur ub byootifull gurl.
HOW DARE sum trashee site take byootiful gurl’s picshur and gib opshun ub “FLUSH?”
Dat is disgusteeng an rude.
FIne. Say get a life. I not care. I is tired uf this slow brakedown uf class.
Dats all. All I has too say rite now.
kthxbai.
dat wuz hawt.
That is mah kitteh!! ain´t he awsume?
HOT
id have to say HOT!!