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I’m your friendly pizza cat, and I approve of this pizza. Because its important for yoo!
U gets dans fur being pryor to secun! Ai onwee noes powka!
Step, step, step, hop!
Step, step, step, hop!
Step, step, step, hop!
twirl, twirl, twirrr OOPS
Awl fawl dauwn!
We shud doo Eyetalian dans for pizza kitteh!
Sadly I is iggerant and does not kno eny.
I polka wif U
step step step HOP
step step step HOP
handikat – vuole ballare la polka con me? Taht’s teh best ai can doo awn short notice!
Let’s just cawl it teh Pegataur Pizza Polka!
step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP
*sigh*
Janet, u has teh culchur.
An not bee snobbee bowt it. *wistfull smile*
LOLZ!!! Kathleen! Ai grew up awn a farm! (nawt that ther’s enething rong wif that – wuz bestest thing in teh werld!) Ai wuz just reelee reelee luky to hav the parentz ai had, hoo luved mewsic and buks and edumacaahun and travel.
Reelee – an then – wifaut hardlee trying, awl kinds ov doors kept opening up fur mee. Troo – was hardlee 2 miles frum teh byootiful Lake Michigan beeches, whar we went almoast everydai when ai wuz a child. An Chicago wuz just 90 miles away – wif its museums and opera and galleriez.
Ai wuz just – luckee beyond awl imagining.
tinterella di luna!!
we dants under the moon (or sumfing lyk that!)
*twist an twirl*
*eet sum pizza*
*twist an twirl*
*drink sum vino*
such a fyne an nachural site!
Nao – that’s mi kinda dans!
I miss owt twistin an twirlin an juss eats da pizza and drinks da vino, k ?
Tarantella! DA ta da ta, DA ta da, da ta da ta tweedlee da. . .
Sumbuddy let a spydr in heer?
Dass teh hole point of tarantella–u gots to keep moovin so it wont bites u.
*SQUISH*
Nawt a problm.
Keerful–skoosh a bug, we gits rain.
Pizza for hoomins, anchovies for kittehs, OK?
I will do tarantella, but first I need just a TEENSIE bit of antipasto to keep up my strength.
[nibble nibble]
MMMmmm…
Nomma nomma nomma!
a tarantella???
is wild en crazy danze.
so ebberbudy move owtta de wai cuz i iz gonna fall over.
db – ai has missed yur tarantella! Wud yoo do it again pleeze! Must bee kwite sumthing to see.
wel, it wint sumfing lyke dis:
tap tap tap twirl
tap tap twirl
twirl twirl
den dere was appozed to be a dip but i fell
ok so maybe de fall was a beeg dip!
i iz dizzie noa.
It may nawt be a cheezburgur, but haz gud flavur.
I approvz to!
Kitteh always approve of pizza.
da orinj wones alwais apruv eneefing poysunuss
Fyne cheezes. De best pupparoni. Ober awl – a lubbly snak. I helpz maiself.
Yur fuds. They ar delekktabbul!
*nom nom nom*
N ed smehlz zo gud!
let the stoodying begins
yU stoody, hew-mun, I noms
Pizza, not just for turtles!
ennymore!
Pizza cat saiz, “I tinks I bettur tests dis to make shure it passez kwaleete condrols.”
Aftur all, it cud be poysin!
I noes all abowt dem kwaleete condrols.
I soooo agrees.
Nom nom nom.
Yesh, I tink dis mite pash.
*sips rum an coke*
noms a littul mo peetza…
Yessshhh…I doooo tink dat mite bee ceptubbal!!
But teh poysin cud be in udder slice!
Ai wil protekt yoo! I wil eet de next slice – jus to be shor der iz no poysin innit.
Oh, an den I eetz da next slice too. Oh, an dat wun luks suspishus. I eetz it to saev yu frum it!
*nom nom nom*
Ai no see hams n beefs ai ordereded! N weer b teh widdel fishhees? Butz its smellz sooooo gud NEway! nom,nom,nom
hoos teh jurk tat put stinkbugs on dis?
/refurrunts
lolbird pizza from da farcide!
but is not so vegitaryun
’s’ Okay, I R nawt veggie-terrenan kitteh!
Pizza smell berry gud.
Watchoo guyes havin?
Nom nom nom nom….
Anchovies? You no haz?
Oh, Rodney,,,,,wee is ub teh same….
I LUBS dem anchovies……
/nomity!
Me, 2!!! so menny peepz doan like teh anchovies–’s’ okay–more furr us!!!
Save sum anchovies fur meh, plz! I iz so lonely heer amongst peepls hoo don puts dem on teh pizza. Nom Nom Nom
i puts on de jalapenos.
hot peppers no fishies.
I lubz da “furrzy fisch” wut mai ex called da anchoveez.
I lubz da ha-la-pain-ohs, too.
neber treid dem tugefer…..mmmmmmdat be gud wun ai tink!
On my screen right now, all the banner ads around this page are for pizza.
on the Emperor Kitteh one, all the ads i saw were for StarWars memrore…memnero…things 2 buy
I sawed no ads, I be having Fairfox wiv Adblock. FTW!
I thought the repeats were supposed to be getting cut out
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/02/mah-peetsa/
dat is a sad, sad storreh.
/i crais a teer fur ur preedikamint.
//not reeeeeleeee….
i liek teh peetsa lolcat bettr
I AGREE!!!
NO MAOR DUPES!!!
NO MOAR DUPES!!!!1!!!1!
nom nom nom!
The source photo is at
http://www.flickr.com/photos/manycats/124754030/
fank u foar postings dis! i lubs dis kitteh! him fayce are so kyoot!
Imagine my surprise when I found my photo here not once, but twice, without my knowledge. here is the original, on flickr:
http://flickr.com/photos/manycats/124754030/
Meh kitteh Mick be njoying mani vews now. He likum peepul to see him eet peetza, and surprized he iz too be out in teh world! He nevur mean too b so populer! Meh Mick now wunt moor pix hear, he basking in gloori.
Flatz Nom Nom Bawksez
arz t3h BEST! Awllwayz summ feeng
deelishuss insyde
Bawkz is cummfee wawrm.
Leekeeng awll kyndz ubz sentz frumz
spyses andz sweetz errbz
Doan’t foargetz t3h cheez!
Bubblee hawt andz goo~ee. No wun
Nomz ’tilz I sez so!
Emptee bawkz maykz a
sooperb bed 4 dyjestivv
afturr Nom Nom Nap
Jack.
Oh Jack – hao duz yoo DOOO it! Another amaizing concept – teh “Nom Nom Nap.”
Jack is teh bestest poe et EVAH. Flat nomnom bawkez. i neba thot of dem as dat. but mai kittehs and goggies problee haz.
Jack – ai has taken the libertee ov bringing bak yur furst poem abawt this pikshurf frum 2 Jul 07. Ai hoeps yoo duzn’t mind. Ai thot everwun wud liek to see it.
Peetza bockz iz warm
Lushuss smellz az it openz
Watchinz Hewmins handz
Teh Peetza iz Myn!
Hewminz no haz Nom Nom Nom
Untilz I sez so
Garlikz lyke Katnip
Kitteh in Sebenth Hebbenz
Breevz deeep. Dyvz right in!
Jack.
Hai, Janet
I knoed dat pikkshur
luukd famillyurr. Didz nawt wantz
2 reepeet mehself
Jack.
Glad to see yoo ar smiling, so ai’m thinking yoo dint mind. Ai thot teh two poems together wud show even moar ov teh way yur kitteh liek mind werks.
Ai has had tu remoov kitteh from FULL peeza bawks befor nao. Kitteh sez : Mmm, sittin on warm bawks, nummy smells, toastie feetz. Peeza? Ju can nawt has. Nawt yrs. Mein nao.
Onlee too opshuns – wayt til peeza goze cold an kitteh gets bored, oar discover a new whirld of pane.
Neither ov tehse opshuns seems verree pleezing, SJ. I’m guessing yoo choz teh noo whirld ov pane!!
yer offuring pleases pizzacat.
Pizzacat iz so pleezd him beginz tu sing a liddel happeh-pizza-song.
O – solo – meow!
Wen teh moon hits teh skie like a big pizza-pie
Tahts amowre!!
ore
wen de moon hitz de sky lyke a beeg pizza-pie
itz in ma tummie
Teh hole moon?
Ai heerded it wuz maed of cheez but still, tahts a biiig meel.
an’ duz ennywun hear NAWT bee knowing at leas wun kitteh who r teh PIGNACIOUS?
piggiest anyamul is teh labordore retriever. I has teh proof rite at my feat. Heez a a big roun yeller budderbawl. (an dat’s affer I putted hymn ona dye-it!)
OMG Ai beeleebs eet!
Fur Fanksgibbings, Ai bisited aht teh haus full ob goggies (an’ wun kitteh). Dere were too blak lab goggies, wun goldun weetweever goggie, wun Gweat Pyweneez goggie, too peet boll goggies (wun yeller an’ wun brawn), wun bwindle mastiff behbeh goggie, an’ too mutt goggies (wun wuz a behbeh). Ai bwot teh fiev pouns bukkit ob goggie tweets fur dem. Wun dai, teh blak lab goggies an’ teh goldun weetweever goggie were shuts upped een teh lawndry woom. Dem gawt inno teh TALL kabinet an’ got teh bukket of tweets … AN’ ET DEM ALLS. An’ den dem busted inno teh kitteh woom an’ et poopies outta teh litta bocks.
I fot it wuz wen teh moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie. . .
Amore. . .a faceful of anchovies. Oh yeh.
I likes dis wun:
Wen ur just swimmin by an a eel bites ur thigh,
That’s a moray
Oh my, I am quite the geek, I noticed the computer behind the box BEFORE I noticed the cat and pizza…
Oh mai, mat552 – yoo must indeed bee teh geek! LOLZ. Yoo meen taht creemy-gray thing thar – luking sumwhat liek. . .oh, ai donno – a lektric toofbrush? refrijerater?
Iz OK – moast ov mai best frenz ar geeks.
Cheezpeez iz kittehgeekses!
Heh. I fot it wuz a koffee-maker. Is Roarshach machine?
*Chunk Kitteh sniffs*
Pizza?
Pepperoni?
wee not let yu hav sum til yu do teh truffel shuffel!!
Dis Smell…
Iz intoxicating
Kitteh Gourmand says Dis Pizza has wonerful armeoowma…
All for ME!!!!
Kthnks BAI
*whspurrin* Dis mai bee eben BEDDER dan da Cheezburger!!
But don tell Ceiling Cat!
Ur Pizza. It has ahpeezeded meh. I end war against ur toez at midnite noaw.
It has appizzaed meh!
Whoas! Dat is maek meh laff for long times… I tink I nees ma hed chek’d. You is sykologist doctor doctorcat? I can has mental helf?
stil gunna attak dem bedmice, tho…
ahhhh… teh pizza haz such a deliteful bouquet. i gibs it five stars.
Teh peetsa aroma, it fillz my nostrilz wit happyness.
~sniff sniff~
~~ahh-chooo~~
~~shudder~~
oops. did i get kitteh seeze en furz on your peetsa??
s’ok. i eet it fourchu.
I orderd bredstiks too…
…wif cheez pleeze.
No needz dippin sawse…rekwires posable fumbs.
Wha…??!! Stoopy hoomin! I sed cheez BUGER, not cheez pitza!!
hahahahaha…foiled yer ebil plan to ete my din-din. No cheesyburgs, sew U mush ete gushi fud (or kibblies even!), an eye gits teh pizza two myself!
Wanne bet? Nebber habben! U godda shaer nomadder whad deh fud iz!
ho, kay, here’s sum ob teh side salid, to go wif teh peetsa.
(my sisterz kitteh, Mookie, eats salid–he comez runnin wen she haz sume greeny leavies und hasta have a few liddle leavies furst!
my kittehs tew!
dey lubs lettice!
dey eat cukt carrots en broceli tew.
Oh, I forgot 1 thing
“nebber go against a kitteh wen fud iz onda line”
An nebber git inbolbed in a land war in Azhia!
mmmm, dat r defnitly a nu york pizza. lightly burnt, many peppurronis, lots o’gushy cheez, greece on box insydes.. kitteh has gud taste.
Ummm…that was sposed to be BURGER…
**embarassed blush**
lol
s’ok, dogbotherer’s kittah sneezeded own teh peetzah
bugers were nawt tu be far beehind
LOL! Thx fur the understndin’!!
hehehe
u welcom
Eye licked eet, sew now eetz mine!
dis not cheezburger, but smells gud!
Smells aR free; noms aR naut
This is too funny lololol
I has sawded dis kitteh befoar but I lubs him MUCHES. He so happitail abowt peetsa! I hopes he gotted sum of teh cheez and teh pepparoneez!
Ai tink peepl hu tuk picher wud be smard n nais enuff tu share wid der preddy n happee kitteh.
eye can has hawtwingz wif da pizza?
Garfield kittah sez
“ur offering pleazes me mucho”
eat sa pizza
give meh cookeh
D
A
M
dat pizza looks SSSSOOOO yummers…
Yeeh…I offen getz hongry bee-in on ICHC–wanna a big cheezy burger, den cookiez, now Pizza…kan almos smell it!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/02/mah-peetsa/
Gatto loltaliano dice, “Evviva la pizza! nomma nomma nomma”
nao I wants a pizza too.
woulda been better with anchovies…
WHERE’S THAT PIZZA FROM??? LOOKS FCKN DELI-CIOUS 8<<< explain.
Kittheh got pizza an all well wif teh wurld
wat no anchoviez
mm I can almost taste it