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pegataur

I’m your friendly pizza cat, and I approve of this pizza. Because its important for yoo!

ManfredMom

U gets dans fur being pryor to secun! Ai onwee noes powka!

Step, step, step, hop!
Step, step, step, hop!
Step, step, step, hop!
twirl, twirl, twirrr OOPS
Awl fawl dauwn!

handikat

We shud doo Eyetalian dans for pizza kitteh!

Sadly I is iggerant and does not kno eny.

I polka wif U

step step step HOP
step step step HOP

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

handikat - vuole ballare la polka con me? Taht’s teh best ai can doo awn short notice!

Let’s just cawl it teh Pegataur Pizza Polka!

step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP

Kathleen

*sigh*

Janet, u has teh culchur.

An not bee snobbee bowt it. *wistfull smile*

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

LOLZ!!! Kathleen! Ai grew up awn a farm! (nawt that ther’s enething rong wif that - wuz bestest thing in teh werld!) Ai wuz just reelee reelee luky to hav the parentz ai had, hoo luved mewsic and buks and edumacaahun and travel.

Reelee - an then - wifaut hardlee trying, awl kinds ov doors kept opening up fur mee. Troo - was hardlee 2 miles frum teh byootiful Lake Michigan beeches, whar we went almoast everydai when ai wuz a child. An Chicago wuz just 90 miles away - wif its museums and opera and galleriez.

Ai wuz just - luckee beyond awl imagining.

 
 
 
Inigo

tinterella di luna!!
we dants under the moon (or sumfing lyk that!)

*twist an twirl*
*eet sum pizza*
*twist an twirl*
*drink sum vino*

kitkay

such a fyne an nachural site!

 
handikat

Nao - that’s mi kinda dans!

I miss owt twistin an twirlin an juss eats da pizza and drinks da vino, k ?

 
 
doctorcat

Tarantella! DA ta da ta, DA ta da, da ta da ta tweedlee da. . .

SJ

Sumbuddy let a spydr in heer?

doctorcat

Dass teh hole point of tarantella–u gots to keep moovin so it wont bites u.

 
 
doctorcat

Keerful–skoosh a bug, we gits rain.

 
 
 
Tessie

Pizza for hoomins, anchovies for kittehs, OK?

I will do tarantella, but first I need just a TEENSIE bit of antipasto to keep up my strength.

[nibble nibble]

MMMmmm…

Nomma nomma nomma!

 
 
dogbotherer

a tarantella???

is wild en crazy danze.
so ebberbudy move owtta de wai cuz i iz gonna fall over.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

db - ai has missed yur tarantella! Wud yoo do it again pleeze! Must bee kwite sumthing to see.

dogbotherer

wel, it wint sumfing lyke dis:

tap tap tap twirl
tap tap twirl
twirl twirl
den dere was appozed to be a dip but i fell

ok so maybe de fall was a beeg dip!
i iz dizzie noa.

 
 
 
 
iamhoff

It may nawt be a cheezburgur, but haz gud flavur.

 
 
 
Cathryn

Kitteh always approve of pizza.

philene

da orinj wones alwais apruv eneefing poysunuss

 
 
gremlin

Fyne cheezes. De best pupparoni. Ober awl - a lubbly snak. I helpz maiself.

Yur fuds. They ar delekktabbul!

*nom nom nom*

 
 
2burmese

let the stoodying begins

kitkay

yU stoody, hew-mun, I noms

 
 
 
Dyneda

Pizza cat saiz, “I tinks I bettur tests dis to make shure it passez kwaleete condrols.”

Tharrick

Aftur all, it cud be poysin!

 
Kathleen

I noes all abowt dem kwaleete condrols.

I soooo agrees.

Nom nom nom.

Yesh, I tink dis mite pash.

*sips rum an coke*

noms a littul mo peetza…

Yessshhh…I doooo tink dat mite bee ceptubbal!!

Tharrick

But teh poysin cud be in udder slice!

gremlin

Ai wil protekt yoo! I wil eet de next slice - jus to be shor der iz no poysin innit.

Oh, an den I eetz da next slice too. Oh, an dat wun luks suspishus. I eetz it to saev yu frum it!

*nom nom nom*

 
 
 
 
ManfredMom

Ai no see hams n beefs ai ordereded! N weer b teh widdel fishhees? Butz its smellz sooooo gud NEway! nom,nom,nom

Kathleen

hoos teh jurk tat put stinkbugs on dis?

/refurrunts :P

Quesadilla

lolbird pizza from da farcide!

 
 
 
yippee!!!

’s’ Okay, I R nawt veggie-terrenan kitteh!

 
 
handikat

Pizza smell berry gud.

Watchoo guyes havin?

Nom nom nom nom….

 
Kathleen

Oh, Rodney,,,,,wee is ub teh same….

I LUBS dem anchovies……

/nomity!

yippee!!!

Me, 2!!! so menny peepz doan like teh anchovies–’s’ okay–more furr us!!!

doctorcat

Save sum anchovies fur meh, plz! I iz so lonely heer amongst peepls hoo don puts dem on teh pizza. Nom Nom Nom

dogbotherer

i puts on de jalapenos.
hot peppers no fishies.

dapanferkitteh

I lubz da “furrzy fisch” wut mai ex called da anchoveez.
I lubz da ha-la-pain-ohs, too.

neber treid dem tugefer…..mmmmmmdat be gud wun ai tink!

 
 
 
 
 
 
EliottM

On my screen right now, all the banner ads around this page are for pizza.

cSmall

on the Emperor Kitteh one, all the ads i saw were for StarWars memrore…memnero…things 2 buy

starling

I sawed no ads, I be having Fairfox wiv Adblock. FTW!

 
 
 
reepeeteh8r

I thought the repeats were supposed to be getting cut out

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/02/mah-peetsa/

Kathleen

dat is a sad, sad storreh.

/i crais a teer fur ur preedikamint.
//not reeeeeleeee….

 
phxaz

i liek teh peetsa lolcat bettr

Melissa

I AGREE!!!
NO MAOR DUPES!!!
NO MOAR DUPES!!!!1!!!1!

divageek

fank u foar postings dis! i lubs dis kitteh! him fayce are so kyoot!

 
 
 
 
Karyn

Imagine my surprise when I found my photo here not once, but twice, without my knowledge. here is the original, on flickr:

http://flickr.com/photos/manycats/124754030/

Meh kitteh Mick be njoying mani vews now. He likum peepul to see him eet peetza, and surprized he iz too be out in teh world! He nevur mean too b so populer! Meh Mick now wunt moor pix hear, he basking in gloori.

 
 
Jack Deth

Flatz Nom Nom Bawksez
arz t3h BEST! Awllwayz summ feeng
deelishuss insyde

Bawkz is cummfee wawrm.
Leekeeng awll kyndz ubz sentz frumz
spyses andz sweetz errbz

Doan’t foargetz t3h cheez!
Bubblee hawt andz goo~ee. No wun
Nomz ’tilz I sez so!

Emptee bawkz maykz a
sooperb bed 4 dyjestivv
afturr Nom Nom Nap :-)

Jack.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh Jack - hao duz yoo DOOO it! Another amaizing concept - teh “Nom Nom Nap.”

 
Wilf_brim

Jack is teh bestest poe et EVAH. Flat nomnom bawkez. i neba thot of dem as dat. but mai kittehs and goggies problee haz.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Jack - ai has taken the libertee ov bringing bak yur furst poem abawt this pikshurf frum 2 Jul 07. Ai hoeps yoo duzn’t mind. Ai thot everwun wud liek to see it.

Peetza bockz iz warm
Lushuss smellz az it openz
Watchinz Hewmins handz

Teh Peetza iz Myn!
Hewminz no haz Nom Nom Nom
Untilz I sez so

Garlikz lyke Katnip
Kitteh in Sebenth Hebbenz
Breevz deeep. Dyvz right in!

Jack.

Jack Deth

Hai, Janet :-)

I knoed dat pikkshur
luukd famillyurr. Didz nawt wantz
2 reepeet mehself

Jack.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Glad to see yoo ar smiling, so ai’m thinking yoo dint mind. Ai thot teh two poems together wud show even moar ov teh way yur kitteh liek mind werks.

 
 
 
SJ

Ai has had tu remoov kitteh from FULL peeza bawks befor nao. Kitteh sez : Mmm, sittin on warm bawks, nummy smells, toastie feetz. Peeza? Ju can nawt has. Nawt yrs. Mein nao.

Onlee too opshuns - wayt til peeza goze cold an kitteh gets bored, oar discover a new whirld of pane.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Neither ov tehse opshuns seems verree pleezing, SJ. I’m guessing yoo choz teh noo whirld ov pane!!