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I’m your friendly pizza cat, and I approve of this pizza. Because its important for yoo!
U gets dans fur being pryor to secun! Ai onwee noes powka!
Step, step, step, hop!
Step, step, step, hop!
Step, step, step, hop!
twirl, twirl, twirrr OOPS
Awl fawl dauwn!
We shud doo Eyetalian dans for pizza kitteh!
Sadly I is iggerant and does not kno eny.
I polka wif U
step step step HOP
step step step HOP
handikat - vuole ballare la polka con me? Taht’s teh best ai can doo awn short notice!
Let’s just cawl it teh Pegataur Pizza Polka!
step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP
step-step step HOP
*sigh*
Janet, u has teh culchur.
An not bee snobbee bowt it. *wistfull smile*
LOLZ!!! Kathleen! Ai grew up awn a farm! (nawt that ther’s enething rong wif that - wuz bestest thing in teh werld!) Ai wuz just reelee reelee luky to hav the parentz ai had, hoo luved mewsic and buks and edumacaahun and travel.
Reelee - an then - wifaut hardlee trying, awl kinds ov doors kept opening up fur mee. Troo - was hardlee 2 miles frum teh byootiful Lake Michigan beeches, whar we went almoast everydai when ai wuz a child. An Chicago wuz just 90 miles away - wif its museums and opera and galleriez.
Ai wuz just - luckee beyond awl imagining.
tinterella di luna!!
we dants under the moon (or sumfing lyk that!)
*twist an twirl*
*eet sum pizza*
*twist an twirl*
*drink sum vino*
such a fyne an nachural site!
Nao - that’s mi kinda dans!
I miss owt twistin an twirlin an juss eats da pizza and drinks da vino, k ?
Tarantella! DA ta da ta, DA ta da, da ta da ta tweedlee da. . .
Sumbuddy let a spydr in heer?
Dass teh hole point of tarantella–u gots to keep moovin so it wont bites u.
*SQUISH*
Nawt a problm.
Keerful–skoosh a bug, we gits rain.
Pizza for hoomins, anchovies for kittehs, OK?
I will do tarantella, but first I need just a TEENSIE bit of antipasto to keep up my strength.
[nibble nibble]
MMMmmm…
Nomma nomma nomma!
a tarantella???
is wild en crazy danze.
so ebberbudy move owtta de wai cuz i iz gonna fall over.
db - ai has missed yur tarantella! Wud yoo do it again pleeze! Must bee kwite sumthing to see.
wel, it wint sumfing lyke dis:
tap tap tap twirl
tap tap twirl
twirl twirl
den dere was appozed to be a dip but i fell
ok so maybe de fall was a beeg dip!
i iz dizzie noa.
It may nawt be a cheezburgur, but haz gud flavur.
I approvz to!
Kitteh always approve of pizza.
da orinj wones alwais apruv eneefing poysunuss
Fyne cheezes. De best pupparoni. Ober awl - a lubbly snak. I helpz maiself.
Yur fuds. They ar delekktabbul!
*nom nom nom*
N ed smehlz zo gud!
let the stoodying begins
yU stoody, hew-mun, I noms
Pizza, not just for turtles!
ennymore!
Pizza cat saiz, “I tinks I bettur tests dis to make shure it passez kwaleete condrols.”
Aftur all, it cud be poysin!
I noes all abowt dem kwaleete condrols.
I soooo agrees.
Nom nom nom.
Yesh, I tink dis mite pash.
*sips rum an coke*
noms a littul mo peetza…
Yessshhh…I doooo tink dat mite bee ceptubbal!!
But teh poysin cud be in udder slice!
Ai wil protekt yoo! I wil eet de next slice - jus to be shor der iz no poysin innit.
Oh, an den I eetz da next slice too. Oh, an dat wun luks suspishus. I eetz it to saev yu frum it!
*nom nom nom*
Ai no see hams n beefs ai ordereded! N weer b teh widdel fishhees? Butz its smellz sooooo gud NEway! nom,nom,nom
hoos teh jurk tat put stinkbugs on dis?
/refurrunts
lolbird pizza from da farcide!
but is not so vegitaryun
’s’ Okay, I R nawt veggie-terrenan kitteh!
Pizza smell berry gud.
Watchoo guyes havin?
Nom nom nom nom….
Anchovies? You no haz?
Oh, Rodney,,,,,wee is ub teh same….
I LUBS dem anchovies……
/nomity!
Me, 2!!! so menny peepz doan like teh anchovies–’s’ okay–more furr us!!!
Save sum anchovies fur meh, plz! I iz so lonely heer amongst peepls hoo don puts dem on teh pizza. Nom Nom Nom
i puts on de jalapenos.
hot peppers no fishies.
I lubz da “furrzy fisch” wut mai ex called da anchoveez.
I lubz da ha-la-pain-ohs, too.
neber treid dem tugefer…..mmmmmmdat be gud wun ai tink!
On my screen right now, all the banner ads around this page are for pizza.
on the Emperor Kitteh one, all the ads i saw were for StarWars memrore…memnero…things 2 buy
I sawed no ads, I be having Fairfox wiv Adblock. FTW!
I thought the repeats were supposed to be getting cut out
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/02/mah-peetsa/
dat is a sad, sad storreh.
/i crais a teer fur ur preedikamint.
//not reeeeeleeee….
i liek teh peetsa lolcat bettr
I AGREE!!!
NO MAOR DUPES!!!
NO MOAR DUPES!!!!1!!!1!
nom nom nom!
The source photo is at
http://www.flickr.com/photos/manycats/124754030/
fank u foar postings dis! i lubs dis kitteh! him fayce are so kyoot!
Imagine my surprise when I found my photo here not once, but twice, without my knowledge. here is the original, on flickr:
http://flickr.com/photos/manycats/124754030/
Meh kitteh Mick be njoying mani vews now. He likum peepul to see him eet peetza, and surprized he iz too be out in teh world! He nevur mean too b so populer! Meh Mick now wunt moor pix hear, he basking in gloori.
Flatz Nom Nom Bawksez
arz t3h BEST! Awllwayz summ feeng
deelishuss insyde
Bawkz is cummfee wawrm.
Leekeeng awll kyndz ubz sentz frumz
spyses andz sweetz errbz
Doan’t foargetz t3h cheez!
Bubblee hawt andz goo~ee. No wun
Nomz ’tilz I sez so!
Emptee bawkz maykz a
sooperb bed 4 dyjestivv
afturr Nom Nom Nap
Jack.
Oh Jack - hao duz yoo DOOO it! Another amaizing concept - teh “Nom Nom Nap.”
Jack is teh bestest poe et EVAH. Flat nomnom bawkez. i neba thot of dem as dat. but mai kittehs and goggies problee haz.
Jack - ai has taken the libertee ov bringing bak yur furst poem abawt this pikshurf frum 2 Jul 07. Ai hoeps yoo duzn’t mind. Ai thot everwun wud liek to see it.
Peetza bockz iz warm
Lushuss smellz az it openz
Watchinz Hewmins handz
Teh Peetza iz Myn!
Hewminz no haz Nom Nom Nom
Untilz I sez so
Garlikz lyke Katnip
Kitteh in Sebenth Hebbenz
Breevz deeep. Dyvz right in!
Jack.
Hai, Janet
I knoed dat pikkshur
luukd famillyurr. Didz nawt wantz
2 reepeet mehself
Jack.
Glad to see yoo ar smiling, so ai’m thinking yoo dint mind. Ai thot teh two poems together wud show even moar ov teh way yur kitteh liek mind werks.
Ai has had tu remoov kitteh from FULL peeza bawks befor nao. Kitteh sez : Mmm, sittin on warm bawks, nummy smells, toastie feetz. Peeza? Ju can nawt has. Nawt yrs. Mein nao.
Onlee too opshuns - wayt til peeza goze cold an kitteh gets bored, oar discover a new whirld of pane.
Neither ov tehse opshuns seems verree pleezing, SJ. I’m guessing yoo choz teh noo whirld ov pane!!