Greetings young Skywalker…
I have been expecting you.
yesh, the emperor haz.
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Oh noes! Dat skarry kitteh iz mai fadder!!!
nawt sekon aND klevuh!
conCatulashuns
welkum Holly!
Ohai Holly! Bery appropreeyut to hav u heer for teh Krismass seesun!
ai getz it…Holly…Bery…
*slinks away sheepishly*
fur a sekunt ai taut spykes_mom mint Halle Berry… heehee
O Hai, Holly.
U will fien dat awl teh ChzPeeps r funni an niec an full ob win.
U can has fun!
oooo ooo ooo eyedear – i gots one!
letz danze to duh Kanteena Music frum wun uf duh ole Stra Warz muvies
da da da da da dada
da da da da da
OMG, mary, dat is eggsullent eyedear! I lubbed dat music!
Congratulashuns, Holly! U likes teh Kanteena Moosic?
I wunts a funkee bloo or green drink wile I dantz.
sumthin dat sizzuls.
i wantz han solo
I wantz Han Solo 2 evn if he is getn old. He stil makz me smile.( I iz old 2!)
ovr mai ded bodee!
-princess leia
dat ken bee arrainjed.
yeSH! a blooo dreenk fur mee in a stwangely shapd glas, pls
wats! jus spilt mye dwimk wile iwuz danzin. I can has nother?
kthx
I spilt dat dreenk foar u cuz I saw somwun put somethin weerd lukin in it. Just lookin owt for mah cheezfrenz.
fank you!! whut wunnerful folkes an kittehs i can has as freends here. sCarlettkitty, you duh bestest. mebbee sumday i kin retoon the favur.
necks time a drinks-droid gos by, will sumwun grab me a blu drink pleas? I be enjoying Max Rebo and the banned.
kthx
Mai sister worekd daon teh iysl to teh starwars theem – werks pritty well as an organ voluntry!
nooway! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
i has been orgunist at weedins and nebber had dat reqwest
ROFL
ouch!!!!!!!!! ( rolled into heater,
dont to bee wurried, am awrite.
nao yu’ll hav to go get teh sheet moosic! Owr church organist wud plai awlsorts ob stuff, in between teh yushul Vivaldi and Bach an Geezujoi ob Mansdeesyrin: He plaid teh (football/soccer) werld cup theem, an teh tytul moosik form Blackadder. Bet he sneeked teh starwars theem in form tymtotym too!
Dat is wun kewl organist.
He wuz ackowntant biy dai and cherchorganist ar weekendz. An didunt bleev in God! but wuz miteyfyn organist!
Mudder uv bride at frend’z weddin enterd to Emperor March. Wuz bery skeery lady
She cudda had Darth Vader’s theme.
I wuz gonna hab teh Ride of teh Valkyrie, but r organist got arrested on teh way to teh cherch, so us had a acapella himm. Troo story–well, teh secund part, NEways.
ai lubbed AWL teh music frum teh star wars moovees!
john williams is mai hero.
At our wedding, we used the Presentation March from the end of the first film (A New Hope) instead of a recessional! The opening bars are almost identical, until it goes into the main theme, and everyone does a doubletake…
(sorry about the lack of LOLspeak)
My dawter and her feeansay ar thinkin of doin teh same ting. Maibe its a unknowed new effect of ICHC-ism.
:::happynekkidcantinadancing:::
Han Zolo kitteh iz to be shuutin nawd sencondly!
… uh, sorry, nebbermine!
LUKE, I AM YOUR F …
( ack. ack-ack-ack !!! scuse me, hairball )
OMG stend! Star Wars AND Puss n bootz referenz! MUCH WIN!
stend NEBBER failz to amaiz and amewz.
royal blue or shocking pink or bashful blonde?
duz dis outfit make mii luk fadder?
Kitteh fone hoem!
the Force- i losted it
the force – i made it for you, but i eated it
Come to the dark side…we have cookies. And Sith kittehs!
we haz cheezburgers!
I no shuut lytnin frum mah pawz, but ah kin shuut stink frum mah butt.
Yes, I see u bowin down bufor me nao.
LOL
teh foars, lets meh sho u eet!
noooo luke kitteh! dat hows emporor kitteh gotz ur fadder.
“der is powerful abilitiz if uz kan use all abilitez ov de forse. kan opez gushiefud kans. kan hipnotize hoomans. u kan even brings teh cheezburgers 2 u to nomnom. obiwan kitteh is keepin dis from u. teh dark side. let me show you it.”
fooeh
ai pologize, wilfy. ai poshted mah foars fing afore ai red urs.
Eye wantz u tu consider joinin mee on da dark side.
Ower fus mishon, tu shred dis noying robez.
Teh Gost uv Kitmass Futur!
This is PURRFEKT fur Gost uv Kitmass Futur! The liddle paw awt – poynting the way. . .
Ctas would truly become our dark overlords if they could figure out how to build and use lightsabers!!!!!! As it is now, they only enslave us with charm….
speshully if dey figgered owt how to use da litesabers to open duh gooshy fud kans. dey wooden need uz!
kurse da lack of posable fums
charm, and da pointie endz
Dat bee wun exsullent pikshur. Hooebber tuk it, I say WOW.
You play chess, do you not?
yabbutt, how’bout we plaz “Twister” insteed?
my force lightning…let me show you it.
Dementr Kitteh wil suk ur sould
unless u yooz teh Cheeztronus Chrm.
EXPECTO CHEEZBURGERUM!
Cheeztronus Chrm is bery difficult magik for kittehs.
Furst kitteh castz chrm and producez corporeal cheezburgr..
Then he eatsez it.
Then has to cast another chrm to keep Dementr Kitteh away.
wish iwuz dis clevuh!rofl
and sum choklit fur duh hoomans, plz
kthnx
Grim Reeper Kitteh sez…
I can has sickle?
No, he sez:
I HAS A KAPSLOK, LOL!
i lurve DEATH.
Heemz needz snorgles but dat be rather hurtful.
howebber, He lubs kittehs so Heemz calcium bits can be oberlookt.
Yoda-Kitteh sez:
Mew . . .
Or Mew nawt.
Der is no “try.”
Dis kitteh makes me skerd.
http://www.wannasmile.com
kitteh sez- awe, done to be skerd. im jus playin wif you. dis jus be mye kostoom frum halloweenies. purrrpurr purr. kurl up in ur lap now?
Yes, Ebeneezer….it be YOUR grave!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
}}cough…’scuse me..{{{
use teh force Luke!!
an doan make me comes down an make joo due it.
Goodz, but wurkz betr wid blak rinkly Sphinx kitteh mizing hair!
I CAN HAZ CURREE?
SQUAK
And if you doesn’t listen to meh, you will hab to deal with these pointee ends, I needs no light saber when I haz these.
:emperor kitteh does the evil laugh.
Darth Furball
Darth (about2)Maul(yu)…?
Dat’s sum glow-y eyebones on dat kitteh – teh Dark side, it makes for speshul effex!
Possibly the best icanhascheezburger pic EVAH!
I agree–jus lyke awl teh rest of ‘em—dey AWL B teh best!!!
Ooooo……Po-in-tee ends!!1!
Tu da badger song!
Vader, vader, vader, vader
vader, vader, vader, vader
death star, death star,
vader, vader, vader, vader
vader, vader, vader, vader
Pointee endz, Pointee endz, sum pointee endz, Ohh itz pointee endz!
badgerbadgerbadger.com
Yay – Tribble and Thornius! Yoo has browt been smile to mai fayce!
TRIBBL’S VADER SAWNG FUR TEH WIN
much awsum!!!
Tank u TC&AC.
Eye noez u been on de mishon tu fine lolrus’s bukket.
An yur search haz led u herz.
Butz fine eet u wont, becauz eet iz beein modeefyd az wii speek, tu fitz tu bee mye helmutt!
U wheel nebber sucseed!
It is bein convurted to… The Deth Bukkit. Wit teh mos powerful LazerEyes® sistem in da Uniberse. Teh furst target: teh planut Catooine…
noooooooooooooesssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pew… Pew… Pew… Catooine ASPLODES.
Den all dah kittehs chases and bats teh purty sparks. Wut fun. Can we has more destruc… destrac.. sploshuns pls? Kthxbai .
Shouldn’t it be “I has been expecting you”?
ROFLLLLLL!!!
Darth kittah iz gaving u omniouz wordz
hahah thats cute.
Ther wuz a story a few monfs ago abowt teh cat in teh nursn hom who stayed wif teh payshnts who was abowt to die. Remember it?? Anyway, they cald taht cat………………………
THE GRIM REAPURR
Sumtymz, teh cat wuz teh payshntz bestest frend, but nawt if teh kitteh lukt lyk TAHT, I imajin.
Oscar, the Nursing Home Cat
Eeevill Kitteh iz
nawt t3h wun U seek. Muss goez
bakk 2 Daggobah
Shell~less Turdill gie,
Yoda iz wayteeng 4 Urz
verreh furst lessun
Foarse Kitteh, Luuk
muss beez strawngurr 4 dis Hi~
Tekk Eddipall Tale
Jack.
Hewp
I’z been ataked by a blankie
Dontcha haet it when yur blankee turns on yoo liek dat?
Sheesh! If yoo cain’t trust yur blankee, whoo kenya trust?
Da Force. I’s wit it.
yabbut, are yoo jiggy wit it?
yabbut teh hutt?
it wuz teh salmon mousse!
oh noes!
Kitteh’s Burkka nawt hide ktteh’s cuteness…
fail!
itsatrap!
DO NOT TELL ME THAT’S BLACK UNDERWEAR DRAPED OVER THAT KITTEH!!
Shoot, cmon S W fan: this kitteh not that vicious…but what’s that creatures, short with robes, no actual face seen, but glowing eyes in the desert….
argh
Jawaz? Al I ken fink uv iz Spayseballz wen teh littl doodz sing teh Kernl Bogee March goin dink-dink-dink-dink…
Tanks Teenie! I even went to a website (googled Star Wars characters) but only lists by their name, ie Darth Vader, Jar Jar Binks, etc…
Strike meh down, and take ur father’s place at mah side!
by the way, leaf, they’re called Jawas
That’s it..thanks!
Forcefully yours,
Leaf
OMG, ‘dis one made meh laugh so hard water came out ma’ noze!
It needs lolese.
Gretngs yung skywalker I has ben ecspekting joo.
belichick cat
is coachin teh patriotz
bwa ha ha ha… come to da dark side, o i will send mah kitteh apprentice afta u
I think “Shire… Baggins…..” would have worked great with this one. This kitteh definitely looks like a Ring Wraith
Hey!!!!!
soo funneh
kthxbai