Greetings young Skywalker…
I have been expecting you.
yesh, the emperor haz.
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Oh noes! Dat skarry kitteh iz mai fadder!!!
nawt sekon aND klevuh!
conCatulashuns
welkum Holly!
Ohai Holly! Bery appropreeyut to hav u heer for teh Krismass seesun!
ai getz it…Holly…Bery…
*slinks away sheepishly*
fur a sekunt ai taut spykes_mom mint Halle Berry… heehee
O Hai, Holly.
U will fien dat awl teh ChzPeeps r funni an niec an full ob win.
U can has fun!
oooo ooo ooo eyedear - i gots one!
letz danze to duh Kanteena Music frum wun uf duh ole Stra Warz muvies
da da da da da dada
da da da da da
OMG, mary, dat is eggsullent eyedear! I lubbed dat music!
Congratulashuns, Holly! U likes teh Kanteena Moosic?
I wunts a funkee bloo or green drink wile I dantz.
sumthin dat sizzuls.
i wantz han solo
ovr mai ded bodee!
-princess leia
dat ken bee arrainjed.
yeSH! a blooo dreenk fur mee in a stwangely shapd glas, pls
wats! jus spilt mye dwimk wile iwuz danzin. I can has nother?
kthx
I spilt dat dreenk foar u cuz I saw somwun put somethin weerd lukin in it. Just lookin owt for mah cheezfrenz.
fank you!! whut wunnerful folkes an kittehs i can has as freends here. sCarlettkitty, you duh bestest. mebbee sumday i kin retoon the favur.
necks time a drinks-droid gos by, will sumwun grab me a blu drink pleas? I be enjoying Max Rebo and the banned.
kthx
Mai sister worekd daon teh iysl to teh starwars theem - werks pritty well as an organ voluntry!
nooway! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
i has been orgunist at weedins and nebber had dat reqwest
ROFL
ouch!!!!!!!!! ( rolled into heater,
dont to bee wurried, am awrite.
nao yu’ll hav to go get teh sheet moosic! Owr church organist wud plai awlsorts ob stuff, in between teh yushul Vivaldi and Bach an Geezujoi ob Mansdeesyrin: He plaid teh (football/soccer) werld cup theem, an teh tytul moosik form Blackadder. Bet he sneeked teh starwars theem in form tymtotym too!
Dat is wun kewl organist.
He wuz ackowntant biy dai and cherchorganist ar weekendz. An didunt bleev in God! but wuz miteyfyn organist!
Mudder uv bride at frend’z weddin enterd to Emperor March. Wuz bery skeery lady
She cudda had Darth Vader’s theme.
I wuz gonna hab teh Ride of teh Valkyrie, but r organist got arrested on teh way to teh cherch, so us had a acapella himm. Troo story–well, teh secund part, NEways.
ai lubbed AWL teh music frum teh star wars moovees!
john williams is mai hero.
At our wedding, we used the Presentation March from the end of the first film (A New Hope) instead of a recessional! The opening bars are almost identical, until it goes into the main theme, and everyone does a doubletake…
(sorry about the lack of LOLspeak)
My dawter and her feeansay ar thinkin of doin teh same ting. Maibe its a unknowed new effect of ICHC-ism.
:::happynekkidcantinadancing:::
Han Zolo kitteh iz to be shuutin nawd sencondly!
… uh, sorry, nebbermine!
LUKE, I AM YOUR F …
( ack. ack-ack-ack !!! scuse me, hairball )
OMG stend! Star Wars AND Puss n bootz referenz! MUCH WIN!
stend NEBBER failz to amaiz and amewz.
royal blue or shocking pink or bashful blonde?
duz dis outfit make mii luk fadder?
Kitteh fone hoem!
the Force- i losted it
the force - i made it for you, but i eated it
Come to the dark side…we have cookies. And Sith kittehs!
we haz cheezburgers!
I no shuut lytnin frum mah pawz, but ah kin shuut stink frum mah butt.
Yes, I see u bowin down bufor me nao.
LOL
teh foars, lets meh sho u eet!
noooo luke kitteh! dat hows emporor kitteh gotz ur fadder.
“der is powerful abilitiz if uz kan use all abilitez ov de forse. kan opez gushiefud kans. kan hipnotize hoomans. u kan even brings teh cheezburgers 2 u to nomnom. obiwan kitteh is keepin dis from u. teh dark side. let me show you it.”
fooeh
ai pologize, wilfy. ai poshted mah foars fing afore ai red urs.
Eye wantz u tu consider joinin mee on da dark side.
Ower fus mishon, tu shred dis noying robez.
Teh Gost uv Kitmass Futur!
This is PURRFEKT fur Gost uv Kitmass Futur! The liddle paw awt - poynting the way. . .
Ctas would truly become our dark overlords if they could figure out how to build and use lightsabers!!!!!! As it is now, they only enslave us with charm….
speshully if dey figgered owt how to use da litesabers to open duh gooshy fud kans. dey wooden need uz!
kurse da lack of posable fums
charm, and da pointie endz
Dat bee wun exsullent pikshur. Hooebber tuk it, I say WOW.
You play chess, do you not?
yabbutt, how’bout we plaz “Twister” insteed?
my force lightning…let me show you it.
Dementr Kitteh wil suk ur sould
unless u yooz teh Cheeztronus Chrm.
EXPECTO CHEEZBURGERUM!
Cheeztronus Chrm is bery difficult magik for kittehs.
Furst kitteh castz chrm and producez corporeal cheezburgr..
Then he eatsez it.
Then has to cast another chrm to keep Dementr Kitteh away.
wish iwuz dis clevuh!rofl
and sum choklit fur duh hoomans, plz
kthnx
Grim Reeper Kitteh sez…
I can has sickle?
No, he sez:
I HAS A KAPSLOK, LOL!
i lurve DEATH.
Heemz needz snorgles but dat be rather hurtful.
howebber, He lubs kittehs so Heemz calcium bits can be oberlookt.
Yoda-Kitteh sez:
Mew . . .
Or Mew nawt.
Der is no “try.”
Dis kitteh makes me skerd.
http://www.wannasmile.com
kitteh sez- awe, done to be skerd. im jus playin wif you. dis jus be mye kostoom frum halloweenies. purrrpurr purr. kurl up in ur lap now?