as god as my witness
i no eated da cookie
so u say, but legally, u kitteh is in quite a pickle.
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kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… mamarosa on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
No, Kitteh, we catched u red-handed!
I means, pink-pawed/
Happeh Mundane Dai fur teh grate composer…
L C B !!!!!!!!!!
Hao shall we sellabrate dis grate nawt secund moment in tiem?
In onnur of GWTW, I can has Virginia Reel?
*reel reel reel reel*
*twirl around to show off floofy hoop skert and dainty pantalets*
*reel reel reel reel*
*dance wif Rhett Butler, scandalize all teh proper ladies*
*reel reel reel reel*
*marry all teh mens*
*reel reel reel reel*
*bow to no one*
I think that’s how it goez…
Ai think yoo got it just rite, lcb!
Um. . .I likes dis dance, but I not shur about the marry all teh mens part. Hao u do dat wifout tirin out the orkestra?
Den agin, mebbe dat’s teh part dat makes u reel?
That’z a grate danse!
Ware iz cSmall wif da costumes?
swing spin twirl bow
swing spin twirl bow
go bak fur moar “refreshmints.”
did sumwun say costume?
Oh. I noes mah costume. I wunts an emurald green taffeta dress wiff teh low boosum (u caint bee showin dat in teh moanin!) an big poofettee sleeves, an big huge hoops….*sigh*
U soooo lucky lolcat burgaler…u gotz comik….i can no haz comik.
MzJ, all u has to does to get a comik is get stukked in a high place for a few hours while teh cheezfrenz below gather and drink martoonies while they figures out how to reskew u. Then when they is all tipsee and jumpin up and down on trampyleen, u waits 4 Princess Mu to reskew u by herrself. Then a few weeks later, Princess Mu’s talented yung fren drawrs a cartoon of ur advenshur!
E-Z as falling off a high place!
U deesurv eelebuntee billyun cheezburgas fur dat.
An I wunts too jump on dat trmpyleen!
/responts too lolcatburglar’s post.
well, tanks, votur.
whai I takes teh troll bait?
U juss wan ur dress to mach ur eyes.
Iz nawt enuff to hab awl teh Toms in teh county lukin at U, butts U hab to tri to git Sueellen an Careen’z Toms, tew?
heer i iz
rite: Amerrycan Civil War dresses: sloping shoulders, gentle curveded bosoms, teenytiny waists(on teh interwebs we can awl has them – no remooving teh ribs!), hoopdedoos wif teh petticoatses and pantyloons to nawt scandalizes owr mommehs. shiny hair, back close to teh hed wif gentle kerls neer teh front. brite colored silks that russel wen yu wok.
bois in frock coats wif tight pants. tawl collurrs wif brite stocks, sum richly patterneded brocadey waistcowts.
izit reely formal? yu wud prolly hav come wif hats’n'gloves(bois&gurls), but a VA reel iz maybe less formal?
hai fwends – i has 2 go hoam nao. if yu needs halp wif yer costyooms, yu can aks Bob Mackie – hims did a nyse GWTW on teh telly a wile ago…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjhtxfSMIWk&feature=related
kthxbai!
Its funny, but teh firs thing that popped into my hed as a costume fur teh Virginia Reel was a tan shirtwaist wit an oranj necktie, brown knee-highs, saddle oxfords, an a brown wool beanie.
In otter werds, a Brownie Scout uniform. See mai blog for silly picture time.
Romeow, wuz u talkin too MEE?
*faints frum pleshur*
No need to akt coy, Kathleen.
Dat dress doan zaktly scweem “coy.”
*slowly blinks, then stares just a little longer than a polite kitteh should*
*fanning Kathleen* Thanks, cSmall, as alwaiz fur the byootiful costyooms. ai wud liek teh sea green wun overthere, pleez, to go wif mai eyes. Ai just luv these dresses – so fun to danse in.
Ai’m awl reddee. Ai will join lcb and the otters fur the refreshing beverajes. Kathleen, yoo cud do wif sum punch, ai think.
cSmall, i lykes de men in de tight pants.
~le sigh~
and the other end of the spectrum – kilts!
i sits here and finks of menz in either of dem whilst “studying” for a final eggsam tonite.
iz a nize study atmosfeer.
Indeed! Teh meer thot, fur eggsampul. ov paws4thot in hiz prinz charlee outfit iz enuf to maek wun qwite giddee.
I still haz dat trampuleen an I can mixes a bigee batch uv da martoonees for ene wun dat wunts tu com ober to mai howse. Jumpz, drinkz, jumpz, drinkz…..
…Responds to Kathleen’s post
jumpz, drinkz, jumps, drinks……….barfs
LOL!
Tara, oh my Tara…
Scarlett O’Hairy Kitteh sez: Teh cookie was fiddle-dee-deelishus!
Um, if she eeted it.
Which she didn’t.
Or so she sez.
Prissy – go fetch me anudder cookie, juss liek teh won I no eeted.
An b kwik bout it!
O, Miss Scarlett, I doan no nuffim bout fetching no cookies!
Miss Skarlet, phranklee, I don’t gibs a dam
Silleh girul. U sent Prissy fur dat cookie?
Not onlee u not goin too get it…
she eeted it.
Scarlett ain goan bee eetin no dumb cookie.
She haz bigga fish too fry.
Akshooly, I iz bakin cookies rite naow! Dey iz in oven. I just eeted dah left over cookie dohs.
Iz troo storee.
AND I thot that sayin went like dis:
As God is my Witness,
I thot turkees culd fly!
OMGWTFBBQ!!! Mah famlee wuz jus talken bout dat!
Ooooh…such a sad storeh! (
)
WKRP in Sin Sin Atty FTW!)
Ah’m cunfuzzled doh. Wuz et a tebe show?
WKRP in Cincinnati was TV show.
Wuz wun of best sitcom tebe shows EVAH. So much of dah win and dah awesumness and dah funneee. Iz on in reruns sometimes naow on TVland, I feenk. I DVR it and laff and laff and laff……..
Makes mah head go splort.
C, dey made et sound lyk et wuz mebe rado show
It might reellee hab been radio show before tv show. not shur
wuz cool cuz teh show udrressed stereotypes.
teh peepuls looked like caricachurs ub demselbs……but scratch deeper, and dey wuz teh opposite.
wun episode sum jurk came to put dem owt ub bizness…so dey all ackted like dere stereotype…and teh purson reported dat back…reportee knew how dey all reeelee wuz, and it was like BACKFIRE!! LOL! vereh cool episode…
ooooo.
cookieeeee doooooooo
nom.
cookiee doooooo iiiiiiii screemmmmmm!!!!
nom, nom!
momcat
o, gurrrrrlllll…
i lubs teh cookie do ice creem!
/nom!!
Dats exactlee wut immediately went thru mai mind.
As u say, Romeow…grate minds…
scarlet got de drapes en i got de bedspred.
whuts dis whirld coming to?
Iffs Scarlet aint happeh,
aint nobuddeh happeh.
An u jest bettah beleeve dat, letmetelludis!
I dun naow-
whoz gotz da bed?
momcat
Humm… Ur eye is strange, no? U luks liek evul kitteh to meh. U will hold teh wurld rasnom for one mllion dollarz!
ummm…jus how mush money is dat in cheezbergers?
Sorry, mah majic calculater only converts hunnert dollar towels into Euros, Ingerlish pounds and dog pounds.
But if we knew how many cheezburgers would fit on a hunnert dollar towel, we might be able to come up with something.
If only we didn’t eet up all teh cheezburgers befoar we fill up teh towel. Science is once again thwarted by tastey hot beef sangwiches with melted dairy products on them.
snerk- i thingk i just enhaled a pistashio because yoo med me laff. halp!
Donut worriez MaryO! We’ll send a reskew squirlol down ur froat to removerate teh pistashio.
I hope u rembered to remoov teh shell first this time.
fanks. i thimk.
furtunatelee, duh shel i remooved furst.
howsomever…
not shore bout dat squirlol idear. how bout i just prutend it be a harebawl and skork it up?
kthxbai
ps but thnx furr the kwik rezponze. duz you no heyemlig minoover?
oooooo just thot of sumfin- OT uf corse
i jest returnd frum trip wif eUro type coinage (franz) and gibbed my stewdnts sum off dem as cheeplike suuvineers. dey axed Duz won off doze ittybitty cents i gots from the Fronsch wurk in udder eUro countries ore onlee duh cons witch sez euRo wurk in odder eU contrees?
ennybunny no?
Any Euro works in any Euro country. Doesn’t matter if they are the French or German or whatever.
It USED to be, but I don’t know if they stil do it, that touristy border countries would take their neighbors currency. Like you could use German marks in Salzburg (Austria), which is right on the German border. I don’t know if now, non-euro countries accept euros or if you have to change them. But you can go for a very long way in Europe without having to change money any now.
But I’m not quite sure what you mean. You mean the 1, or 2, or 5, or 10 cent Euro coins? Yes, all the little coins can be used everywhere, too. National pride is why everyone has country coins – but they’re still all just euros.
Mee finks dat teh Frenchies has teh most pride in there kountry—HANDS DOWN!!!
Germens another matter–a cuple of yeerz ago I red on “Der Spiegal” that teh question “should one be proud to of Germany” cheez, i cannt translate eggsaktly–i thing it wuz teh world “darf” which could also me “may” one…or “iz it proper” to be proud to be a german (”Darf man stolz auf Deutschland sein”) . This kwestion elicited a enormaus debat and discussion among teh Germ. Peepz. Some sed “yes” others “no” und many other ideas und reasons were discussed. It is trooly a pity und shame taht teh ider of Jermany” is tied 2 Hilter still to various degrees. Germany meens menny odder things, ob coarse–pilosophers, composers, poets, high standard of workmanship, grate Autos, etc.
However, aside frum awl dese menny poynts, teh ideer of patriotism, as wee US-ians envishun it–is furreign to them. They cannt relate two it, rlly, und prefer to tink of demselves as citizens ob Europe ore, eben teh whirld. (one reason for this iz probably that teh ideer of “nationhood” kame berry late in teh history ob teh German volk–dey exisited in little nationstates. To the Deutchers, our idear of national pride iz naugt so grate, aksually, an it wood B bedder 4 us to thing of Rselves moar az citizens ob the whirld, ’stead of concentrating on “we be Amerikans–we be awl dat–we be teh best, etc” und tehy sertenly havva poynt.
Nevertheless, in addishun to teh common syde portrays brigges or windoes, az a noshun of connektedness, while teh odder side haz specifik countries emblems or fameus peepz (usu. NAUT politicians).
srry 4 long nerdiness und I wish us all “PEACE ON EARTH” ebbery won.
kitkay You hit the nail on the head. We have had German exchange students stay with us for the past four years. 4-6 weeks at a time. The national pride thing is probably the most intruiging thing they encounter. That, and hockey-love it! They are kind of perplexed by the high school pride thing too. (t-shirts, banners, pep rallies etc…) They indeed are sensitive that the rest of the world ties them to the Hitler era, or that is how they see it. We do an experiment of sorts by taking them to the local mall and have them ask shoppers “What is the first thing that pops into your head when you think of Germany?” Most people say automobiles or Oktoberfest. I have never heard of anyone mentioning Hitler. The students come away from the experience scratching their heads! When visiting Germany, anything Hitler era related is usually the last place host families suggest as an outing.(If at all)
Not nerdy at all kitkay, berry interesting. “PEACE ON EARTH” indeed.
JCH4K is right – Euros is Euros. Each country can press their own coins so you have “French” Euros and “German” Euros but they are all legal tender in any member state that has adopted the currency. I travel a lot in Europe so have a “pool” of Euros (but ju cannawt swim innit) from all over that I use all over. But – remember that not all European countries have adopted the Euro, the UK of course still has pounds but Denmark also kept its national currency the Krone – as I forget everytime I go there and then remember when I try to pay for something in Euros and they snort at me. In Ireland, the south uses Euros and the north Pounds. Some big stores even in the UK will accept Euros and other currencies but they are not obliged to.
And in Scotland they still have Pound Notes which are legal tender in Scotland but not in England (down here we just have coins) – Scottish £5 and £10 notes ARE legal tender in England although some shops are a bit funny about taking them.
Sorry couldn’t begin to do all that in lolspeak. I will go and find something silly to say somewhere else immediately.
thank you for this informative and educational lesson this fine tuesday morning. i do learn so much from my cheez frenz. learning and laughing with all of you is the best!
i gotzta sai, we texans take dat pride fing even further.
we iz texans furst, us-ians secundt and whirld peeps fird.
we had a teecher at our skul 3 years ago from florida, nice yung man, gud luking tew, and he had to teach de texas history. he found our pride odd. den, he kinda cught on. he was gettin into de swing of fings whin life threw heem a better job and he left.
many Fanks for all in fomation. i feeel vurry smart nao!
ps the Fronsch, in spite of the steroeteyp were very helpfull the hole tyme i wuz visitin. and ebben doe i have less then zeroe knowage of Fronsch prouounhshashun, no one wuz ebber rood. srsly. mebbee dey figurred it wuz “be neyce to weird muricun” day. ennyways, now i lub Paris.
kthnxbonejure
mebbee cuz u wur POLITE, Mary.
I has a theeree that private peepul (germuns)not as culture prowd as gregarius (texan) peepuls. I cud beee verreh wrong.
Wehn I tink ub Germanee ( wuz born der) I tinks ub teh fact that to deny teh holocaust is a CRIME there.
If dat is not sum lernin frum mistakes, doan noe wut is. I find it oddlee tuching.
I lubs peepul frum all obbur teh wurld. Sad dat not ebburybodee duz. I tink dat will change soon!
/I saw sum men dat looked Afrikun in Citrus Heights, CA today, walking down Antelope ! Peepuls in teh cars wuz lookin wif teh cyuriosehtees! One looked like hee had on hospital scrubs wiff teh mos fabulus junglee deesine, and teh uddur had on long floor leength robe like a muumuu. I tot, “Reel Afrikuns!” an got eggsited.
Am I first?
I guess not
to be first you must:
1. poast humorous comment
2. Your comment must be not second, third, four….’ebendy-nineth…
3. Knot use the “F” word.
Ai think Miriam may bee noo. Ai do nawt remember seeing her befoar. Corse, taht duznt necessarilee meen enething!
Spock kitteh sayz “Lif long an prospurr”.
poynty vulvan ears…check
pa raizd wif palm 4word…check
fingerz spred two make a “Z”….dat iz naugt logikal, Kaption, aI iz a Kat!
dat shuld read, “vulkan earz” ob coarse.
I alwayz wunderded y teh mos lolgical rais in teh galaxee foat dat makin teh hand jeschur wud halp u lib lawng an prospr.
Iz E-Z furr U two say, Spock Kitteh…U gets nyne lives, an I onlee gets won!
i reprusentnz dat remark
Kitteh president takes the oath of office
After the taking the oath kitteh president sayz:
O Hi, I saw ur contitutionz but then I eated it
naw, him jus’ stolded eet, lyke teh deklarashun ob indypantsness een Nashunul Tresur
High-five me bro!
Oh rly? Dis shuld shurly be “Hai-foar me!”. No opposably fumb hear…
fumbs naut need 2 b possable yo bee high…
But whut duz ceilin cat sai?
Oh, an Santa?
c’mon, joo kno I R to old 2 bleev in Sandy Claws, and ’sides taht, I iz a agnostikat.
Nebber sai u doan belief een Santa! (Eben eef u doan.)
U mai bee willin tu take dat chanz wit ur Crizmaz prezantz, but eyem not!
U heerd dat Santa? Eye still belief een u!
Eye noez u seez eff wii awl nautee or nize awl da tyme.
U noze eff da kitteh eated da cookie or not.
If teh jolly ole Sandy Claws iz sush a awl cee-in yet awl gud-bee-in, denn he gibs praysents 2 ebberybuddy–heez naut partial.
No pikturz plz! Iz not my gud side!!
O No kitteh, U B loverly on dis syde–U gots teh cutey-ist pinky-nes toe-tally covered!
(pink nose und pink pause muchly splort-inducing)
Warning–dangerously Kute–look at yore own risk!
Yes, papa – poopa – dee camra peeplez followz me anywheres….
At leest itz nawt Brittknee Speerz kitteh wif no unmensh…uhndur..pahnteez!
Butts, nao dat I see dat U akkuze meh eben wen I no eeted da cookie, U cans b shure dat I will next tiem.
I muss lib ups to ur low expektashions ov meh.
Girl, u has said a mowf full.
’s’ hard two tawlk wiff yer mowffull, doan cha noe?
Do u sware ta tell da troof
Da hole troof
An’ nuffin but de troof, so halps u, cheezburger?
–Ah doez.
Wharez wuz u on de nite uff da cookie eatin?
An can u pruve eet?
motive iz der…yU haz alabye?
eyez in de littabowks.
en den i wuz chazing de bugz en de poltergeistz.
afder dat, i tooked a nap. den it be tyme for de herd of widebeest stomp.
chex de bowl for nom noms. sniff de shuz and take anudder nap.
den i wakez up de hoomin fur de gushiefuds.
it were de hoomin kiddeh dat ate it.
dat’s alola ablabye–U haz witness?
i iz a cat. i need no witnezez. der iz onlee one law – mine.
’sidez, i sed it was de hyemin kid what did it.
de iz alwuz eetin de kukies. de smaller wunz sharez, de bigger wunz, not so much.
nex kweshun -
ware u put gurl scowt sellign da cookies?
Kitteh witness put her hand on the lolbible, befores her testimony says I will tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help meh ceiling cat.
Maek shur kitteh not crossin teh widdle toez behinds her backs…
put yore hans up inda air—-awl ob tehm, back-hans, 2!
Assume teh snorgle posishun.
hear wii go agin, Y U always B halfin snorgle on yore mynd?
Yah, rlly…git a lyfe!!!
Snorgle…Snorgle…teh hole dai froo…
Romeow singz:
Smoo, smoo, smoo smoo! A snorgler’s life for me.
Smoo, smoo, smoo smoo! A snorlger’s life for me.
I wantsa b a snorgler too
I, I I I, I wanna be a snorgler!
SMOO SMOO SMOO SMOO
I, I I I, I wanna snorgle yur kat!
.. n wav em lik u jus daon kayre!! kn i git ah w00t w00t!!
wOOt wOOt wOOt!!1!
Tuxxie Kitteh, u iz soo sweet, so awesum, so full uff udorubul, (speshullee wif dat sweet littul skweezuhbull paw..) I is afraid I cannot hold out much longur….
SPLORT!!
dag nab it!
sorry CCC!! I tries too cleen up, k?
Nao dere dere Kaffleen. Hao did dis happenz? Didn’t U hab ur CHRG (wdoi)? Dis is a bery dangerus picshur.
Heer, letz meh halp U.
*mop, mop, mop*
Nao I juss scoop awl ur brains bak insyde…purrfect. Heers a sowftie blankie an sum Catbury choklit. Wud U liek to go to the HSRW? The meadow is byootiful todai. There is a lite breeze, an burds r singing sweetly. Teh honey bees r busily flying from flower to flower under the big wite puffy clowds.
U rest till U feelz strong again.
*pats hed, gibs kiss ona cheek*
{{{{{Kaffleen}}}}}
mai gawd.
wut I dun too desurb DIS?
I almoas crai.
Tank u, Romeow.
(I furgets…wut is HSRW?)
hunnee bees…sigh…
*whispers* Hed Splort Recovery Ward. Wif teh Princess Mu Flower Mewdow outside teh beeg pikshur window. An teh outdoor cafe with teh PARFAITS!
*whisper again* Kathleen – did yoo see above? Romeow blinked slowlee at yoo. And yoo shurlee knows what TAHT meens!
wut, wut?
I is confyuus-ed! Wut abowt dat blinky business? Wut DUZ dat meen?
(oh, dear,….dats wut I gets fur habbin teh drinkees an postin…)
JANET,…u said parfaits!!!
(I feels so welcum heer….:) )
Oh, Kathleen! Donut tell mee yoo hass drinked and posted!!! Liek teh no-no – donut drink and dial! (Ai awnlee just heered taht last week, beleev it or nawt! Ai needs to get awt moar! )
But the blinkee – way up, between whar yoo faynted and ai wuz fanning yoo. Romeow stared at yoo and blinked slowlee. In troo kittehspeak, taht meens – luv.
Wonse agin, cheezpeeps, wii aR left two comten…contenpl…think about teh absurdity ob dis sishchewation: inkredibly adorable kitteh + kitteh lubber = nasty Xplosion in teh cerebral sektor ob said lubber.
an bein’ oberwhelmed wiff dis since ob dramaitc irony, wii aR left too shake aRe collektive heds az wii imajin teh Kutie Kitteh on teh won side, an teh bloody-gushy branes on teh odder side. Awl teh chokolite barz, fluffy blankies and cash carts in teh whirld wont congrue dis incongruity.
AHHHH!!! Teh lite! It BURNZZ!! an’ no nom nom nom after midnite, eethur…
oooh, you fibber! There’s crumbs on your whiskers!
My whiskerz, mI whishkers!!! Naugt I taught tehy were my whiskbrooms, an I wuz juzt helpin joo wiff teh hauswork! Huh…I nebber getz no ‘preeciashun ’round here!
soooo cyute!!
Pawseekyootr: Kitteh, dijoo eated teh cookie oar nawt?
Kitteh: Ai pleedz teh Fif awn dat.
Pawseekyootr: Ladeez n Gentlkittehs ov teh Kort, Ai preesnt 2 u Eggzibit “A”, a pikchur wich shoz teh Defindnt claymn him maded teh cookie, but himz eated it. Kitteh, wut doez u has 2 sai nao?
Kitteh: I can has cheezburger?
Kortrum gasps n yoonisun n mutters
Juj: Ordr! Ordr! bangz himz hammr thingy
Pawseekyootr: Y u want teh cheezburger? U had aparentlee eated teh cookie.
Juj: Teh Evidins b aginst joo. Ai sintins u to 99 yeerz comm…komm…workins n publik. Ur jawb b 2 halp teh Lolrus baylef find hims bukkit.
patwick
ai lubs dis, an ai lubs u
O, Patrick.
U shud get 100 votez fur dis.
I finks dat frum now until on, Wenebber sumbuddy acts me “whut due jou havta say too dat?” I will say, “i can has cheezburger.”!
poynty vulvan ears…check
pa raizd wif palm 4word…check
fingerz spred two make a “Z”….dat iz naugt logikal, Kaption, aI iz a Kat!
ROTFLMAOLOLBBQ
***VULVAN*** ears?
kittah’s ears luk lyke girlbits?
fanks 4 da rolling and barbequin, tcac, i meended this akshullay to poast under tribblez’ vulcan comment above…butt yU knows whad tehy say–hims hoo laffs twicet, laffs bestest.
Paging Dr. Freud! There has been a major slip in Aisle Four!
How in da wurld of cheez do u get a picture??????????????????
My paw 2 da invisible man
I swarez on a stak uv. . . pankakez.
pritty pleez, wiff honey and syrup on thim?
Invisible-mirror polishing
Wax on, wax offs…
I, (Sez Kitteh Name)
Duz sawllemmlee swayrz 2 maykz
mie Hewminz happee
Dat inkloodz clymeeng
T3h Kurtinnz andz habbeeng T3h
Free Ay~Emm Nuttzeez
Iz awllso swayrz 2
proatekkt mah Windo Sill andz
wawrm Yello Sun Lyte
I willz lissunn wenz
mah Hewmiz speek, butz I willz
still duz az I pleez
I habz no controal
ober misseeng Cheezburgrz,
Cookeez orz Peetza
I willz awllwayz beez
thayr 4 mah Hewminz. I duz
swayrz bie Seeleeng Cat
Jack.
…and yu no ceeling cat videotapes everythin wen he can’t watch u directly
What cookie crumbs? That? oh that’s um dandruff, yeah das it, dandruff…
boy, dat kitteh’s got a gud Head an Shoulderz on him—he finks kwick az litening!
yer were jes itchin to sez that, huhn?
whut U meen, Leaf? *scratches head in confueshun*
kyut kitteh says “Shhhhh” – pleeeze donut wistl da santa sungs. it hutz me earz an da odder kat be hittn me
ai stol da cookie, but iz ded knot stol da cheezburger.
yessbut, do joo sweer wuz it in self-defense?
“I swear I will not kill anyone”
ohhhhhkaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…..
explunashun pleez?
Terminator 2
o yeah!
Joo say dat now, butt howya gonna ’splain tem splorted ‘branes whut yU leeves in yore wake?
I did nawt eet tek cooky.
Teh cheezburger howevah…….
Yah, kin sollumbly swere no eated teh cooky. 2 full frum eetin teh burger!
Hey, a nommy Low Vote Gibbun Troll bee in heer!
Hey, Gais, LETS EETUM!!!!
(I tot at furst wuz jus mee fur mah dummee posts, but den hee went and gotted evveruhboddee!)
Run, troll, run!
U eeted mah kukee?
No, raise your other right paw.
gimme ur headz hooman, im gunna petz u
“Your honor, I was the recipient of the surprise buttseks…”
owtch.
“Senneder, Iz not naow nor ever haz been mebber uv Doggunist Parteh.”
Hoo stoled teh cookie frum teh cookie jar?
Not I!
I stole teh- coo-kee- frum-teh -coo-kee-jar!
Dat deepends on ur defunation of “cookie”. It was a braunie.
ooh he has a really big paw.
i really like it.
Maneki Neko kitteh welcomz u to asian restaurant. Never mindz fortune kookie krumbs on whiskerz. kthnx
Den who eated muh cookie :[
The goggie did it. He be mai witnus too. As dog be mai witnus.
Talk to Me Handz!
I Objectz!
No, no, kitteh — yoo sposed tu put yer *left* paw onda Biebul and yer *rite* paw inda ayr tu “tell teh trooth, teh hole trooth, en nuthin but teh trooth!”
(Or iz cat appliez for kit-izenship, purraps?)
I has a bookmark
Guess what site !!!
Paws in the air like you just don’t carre …;))
purrhaps you meant, “as dog is my witnes”?
bad bad kitteh =^..^=
u gotta capitaliez Godz namez…..iz onwy powite!