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as god as my witness

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i no eated da cookie

so u say, but legally, u kitteh is in quite a pickle.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

lolcatburglar

No, Kitteh, we catched u red-handed!

I means, pink-pawed/

Romeow

Happeh Mundane Dai fur teh grate composer…
L C B !!!!!!!!!!

Hao shall we sellabrate dis grate nawt secund moment in tiem?

lolcatburglar

In onnur of GWTW, I can has Virginia Reel?

*reel reel reel reel*
*twirl around to show off floofy hoop skert and dainty pantalets*
*reel reel reel reel*
*dance wif Rhett Butler, scandalize all teh proper ladies*
*reel reel reel reel*
*marry all teh mens*
*reel reel reel reel*
*bow to no one*

I think that’s how it goez…

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Ai think yoo got it just rite, lcb!

 
doctorcat

Um. . .I likes dis dance, but I not shur about the marry all teh mens part. Hao u do dat wifout tirin out the orkestra?

Den agin, mebbe dat’s teh part dat makes u reel?

 
 
Romeow

That’z a grate danse!
Ware iz cSmall wif da costumes?

swing spin twirl bow
swing spin twirl bow

go bak fur moar “refreshmints.”

Kathleen

did sumwun say costume?

Oh. I noes mah costume. I wunts an emurald green taffeta dress wiff teh low boosum (u caint bee showin dat in teh moanin!) an big poofettee sleeves, an big huge hoops….*sigh*

Mz. Jackal

U soooo lucky lolcat burgaler…u gotz comik….i can no haz comik.

lolcatburglar

MzJ, all u has to does to get a comik is get stukked in a high place for a few hours while teh cheezfrenz below gather and drink martoonies while they figures out how to reskew u. Then when they is all tipsee and jumpin up and down on trampyleen, u waits 4 Princess Mu to reskew u by herrself. Then a few weeks later, Princess Mu’s talented yung fren drawrs a cartoon of ur advenshur!

E-Z as falling off a high place!

 
Kathleen

U deesurv eelebuntee billyun cheezburgas fur dat.

An I wunts too jump on dat trmpyleen!

 
Kathleen

/responts too lolcatburglar’s post.

 
Kathleen

well, tanks, votur. :)

whai I takes teh troll bait?

 
 
Romeow

U juss wan ur dress to mach ur eyes.
Iz nawt enuff to hab awl teh Toms in teh county lukin at U, butts U hab to tri to git Sueellen an Careen’z Toms, tew?

cSmall

heer i iz

rite: Amerrycan Civil War dresses: sloping shoulders, gentle curveded bosoms, teenytiny waists(on teh interwebs we can awl has them - no remooving teh ribs!), hoopdedoos wif teh petticoatses and pantyloons to nawt scandalizes owr mommehs. shiny hair, back close to teh hed wif gentle kerls neer teh front. brite colored silks that russel wen yu wok.

bois in frock coats wif tight pants. tawl collurrs wif brite stocks, sum richly patterneded brocadey waistcowts.

izit reely formal? yu wud prolly hav come wif hats’n'gloves(bois&gurls), but a VA reel iz maybe less formal?

 
cSmall

hai fwends - i has 2 go hoam nao. if yu needs halp wif yer costyooms, yu can aks Bob Mackie - hims did a nyse GWTW on teh telly a wile ago…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjhtxfSMIWk&feature=related

kthxbai!

 
D Marie

Its funny, but teh firs thing that popped into my hed as a costume fur teh Virginia Reel was a tan shirtwaist wit an oranj necktie, brown knee-highs, saddle oxfords, an a brown wool beanie.

In otter werds, a Brownie Scout uniform. See mai blog for silly picture time.

 
Kathleen

Romeow, wuz u talkin too MEE?

*faints frum pleshur*

 
Romeow

No need to akt coy, Kathleen.
Dat dress doan zaktly scweem “coy.”

*slowly blinks, then stares just a little longer than a polite kitteh should*

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

*fanning Kathleen* Thanks, cSmall, as alwaiz fur the byootiful costyooms. ai wud liek teh sea green wun overthere, pleez, to go wif mai eyes. Ai just luv these dresses - so fun to danse in.

Ai’m awl reddee. Ai will join lcb and the otters fur the refreshing beverajes. Kathleen, yoo cud do wif sum punch, ai think.

 
dogbotherer

cSmall, i lykes de men in de tight pants.
~le sigh~
and the other end of the spectrum - kilts!
i sits here and finks of menz in either of dem whilst “studying” for a final eggsam tonite.
iz a nize study atmosfeer.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Indeed! Teh meer thot, fur eggsampul. ov paws4thot in hiz prinz charlee outfit iz enuf to maek wun qwite giddee.

 
 
thisncat

I still haz dat trampuleen an I can mixes a bigee batch uv da martoonees for ene wun dat wunts tu com ober to mai howse. Jumpz, drinkz, jumpz, drinkz…..

thisncat

…Responds to Kathleen’s post

 
patticlan

jumpz, drinkz, jumps, drinks……….barfs

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
lolcatburglar

Scarlett O’Hairy Kitteh sez: Teh cookie was fiddle-dee-deelishus!

Um, if she eeted it.

Which she didn’t.

Or so she sez.

Romeow

Prissy - go fetch me anudder cookie, juss liek teh won I no eeted.

An b kwik bout it!

lolcatburglar

O, Miss Scarlett, I doan no nuffim bout fetching no cookies!

Anonymouse

Miss Skarlet, phranklee, I don’t gibs a dam

 
 
Kathleen

Silleh girul. U sent Prissy fur dat cookie?

Not onlee u not goin too get it…

she eeted it.

Kathleen

Scarlett ain goan bee eetin no dumb cookie.

She haz bigga fish too fry.

 
 
 
scarletkitty

Akshooly, I iz bakin cookies rite naow! Dey iz in oven. I just eeted dah left over cookie dohs.
Iz troo storee.

AND I thot that sayin went like dis:
As God is my Witness,
I thot turkees culd fly!

alucardkat

OMGWTFBBQ!!! Mah famlee wuz jus talken bout dat!

Kathleen

Ooooh…such a sad storeh! ( :lol: )

WKRP in Sin Sin Atty FTW!)

alucardkat

Ah’m cunfuzzled doh. Wuz et a tebe show?

 
 
scarletkitty

Wuz wun of best sitcom tebe shows EVAH. So much of dah win and dah awesumness and dah funneee. Iz on in reruns sometimes naow on TVland, I feenk. I DVR it and laff and laff and laff……..
Makes mah head go splort.

 
alucardkat

C, dey made et sound lyk et wuz mebe rado show

 
Kathleen

It might reellee hab been radio show before tv show. not shur

wuz cool cuz teh show udrressed stereotypes.

teh peepuls looked like caricachurs ub demselbs……but scratch deeper, and dey wuz teh opposite.

wun episode sum jurk came to put dem owt ub bizness…so dey all ackted like dere stereotype…and teh purson reported dat back…reportee knew how dey all reeelee wuz, and it was like BACKFIRE!! LOL! vereh cool episode…

 
 
 
gascat

cookiee doooooo iiiiiiii screemmmmmm!!!!

nom, nom!

momcat

Kathleen

o, gurrrrrlllll…
i lubs teh cookie do ice creem!
/nom!!

 
 
 
 
 
Kathleen

Dats exactlee wut immediately went thru mai mind.

As u say, Romeow…grate minds… :P

 
dogbotherer

scarlet got de drapes en i got de bedspred.
whuts dis whirld coming to?

Romeow

Iffs Scarlet aint happeh,
aint nobuddeh happeh.

scarletkitty

An u jest bettah beleeve dat, letmetelludis!

 
 
gascat

I dun naow-
whoz gotz da bed?

momcat

 
 
 
Christoball

Humm… Ur eye is strange, no? U luks liek evul kitteh to meh. U will hold teh wurld rasnom for one mllion dollarz!

kitkay

ummm…jus how mush money is dat in cheezbergers?

lolcatburglar

Sorry, mah majic calculater only converts hunnert dollar towels into Euros, Ingerlish pounds and dog pounds.

But if we knew how many cheezburgers would fit on a hunnert dollar towel, we might be able to come up with something.

If only we didn’t eet up all teh cheezburgers befoar we fill up teh towel. Science is once again thwarted by tastey hot beef sangwiches with melted dairy products on them.

mary O'Spockn

snerk- i thingk i just enhaled a pistashio because yoo med me laff. halp!

lolcatburglar

Donut worriez MaryO! We’ll send a reskew squirlol down ur froat to removerate teh pistashio.

I hope u rembered to remoov teh shell first this time.

mary O'Spockn

fanks. i thimk.
furtunatelee, duh shel i remooved furst.
howsomever…
not shore bout dat squirlol idear. how bout i just prutend it be a harebawl and skork it up?
kthxbai
ps but thnx furr the kwik rezponze. duz you no heyemlig minoover?

 
mary O'Spockn

oooooo just thot of sumfin- OT uf corse
i jest returnd frum trip wif eUro type coinage (franz) and gibbed my stewdnts sum off dem as cheeplike suuvineers. dey axed Duz won off doze ittybitty cents i gots from the Fronsch wurk in udder eUro countries ore onlee duh cons witch sez euRo wurk in odder eU contrees?
ennybunny no?

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Any Euro works in any Euro country. Doesn’t matter if they are the French or German or whatever.

It USED to be, but I don’t know if they stil do it, that touristy border countries would take their neighbors currency. Like you could use German marks in Salzburg (Austria), which is right on the German border. I don’t know if now, non-euro countries accept euros or if you have to change them. But you can go for a very long way in Europe without having to change money any now.

But I’m not quite sure what you mean. You mean the 1, or 2, or 5, or 10 cent Euro coins? Yes, all the little coins can be used everywhere, too. National pride is why everyone has country coins - but they’re still all just euros.

 
kitkay

Mee finks dat teh Frenchies has teh most pride in there kountry—HANDS DOWN!!!

Germens another matter–a cuple of yeerz ago I red on “Der Spiegal” that teh question “should one be proud to of Germany” cheez, i cannt translate eggsaktly–i thing it wuz teh world “darf” which could also me “may” one…or “iz it proper” to be proud to be a german (”Darf man stolz auf Deutschland sein”) . This kwestion elicited a enormaus debat and discussion among teh Germ. Peepz. Some sed “yes” others “no” und many other ideas und reasons were discussed. It is trooly a pity und shame taht teh ider of Jermany” is tied 2 Hilter still to various degrees. Germany meens menny odder things, ob coarse–pilosophers, composers, poets, high standard of workmanship, grate Autos, etc.

However, aside frum awl dese menny poynts, teh ideer of patriotism, as wee US-ians envishun it–is furreign to them. They cannt relate two it, rlly, und prefer to tink of demselves as citizens ob Europe ore, eben teh whirld. (one reason for this iz probably that teh ideer of “nationhood” kame berry late in teh history ob teh German volk–dey exisited in little nationstates. To the Deutchers, our idear of national pride iz naugt so grate, aksually, an it wood B bedder 4 us to thing of Rselves moar az citizens ob the whirld, ’stead of concentrating on “we be Amerikans–we be awl dat–we be teh best, etc” und tehy sertenly havva poynt.

Nevertheless, in addishun to teh common syde portrays brigges or windoes, az a noshun of connektedness, while teh odder side haz specifik countries emblems or fameus peepz (usu. NAUT politicians).

srry 4 long nerdiness und I wish us all “PEACE ON EARTH” ebbery won.

 
thisncat

kitkay You hit the nail on the head. We have had German exchange students stay with us for the past four years. 4-6 weeks at a time. The national pride thing is probably the most intruiging thing they encounter. That, and hockey-love it! They are kind of perplexed by the high school pride thing too. (t-shirts, banners, pep rallies etc…) They indeed are sensitive that the rest of the world ties them to the Hitler era, or that is how they see it. We do an experiment of sorts by taking them to the local mall and have them ask shoppers “What is the first thing that pops into your head when you think of Germany?” Most people say automobiles or Oktoberfest. I have never heard of anyone mentioning Hitler. The students come away from the experience scratching their heads! When visiting Germany, anything Hitler era related is usually the last place host families suggest as an outing.(If at all)

Not nerdy at all kitkay, berry interesting. “PEACE ON EARTH” indeed.

 
SJ

JCH4K is right - Euros is Euros. Each country can press their own coins so you have “French” Euros and “German” Euros but they are all legal tender in any member state that has adopted the currency. I travel a lot in Europe so have a “pool” of Euros (but ju cannawt swim innit) from all over that I use all over. But - remember that not all European countries have adopted the Euro, the UK of course still has pounds but Denmark also kept its national currency the Krone - as I forget everytime I go there and then remember when I try to pay for something in Euros and they snort at me. In Ireland, the south uses Euros and the north Pounds. Some big stores even in the UK will accept Euros and other currencies but they are not obliged to.

And in Scotland they still have Pound Notes which are legal tender in Scotland but not in England (down here we just have coins) - Scottish £5 and £10 notes ARE legal tender in England although some shops are a bit funny about taking them.

Sorry couldn’t begin to do all that in lolspeak. I will go and find something silly to say somewhere else immediately.

 
jjtucker

thank you for this informative and educational lesson this fine tuesday morning. i do learn so much from my cheez frenz. learning and laughing with all of you is the best!