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gimme gimme gimme!!!!!
doan kare whut iz
WANT!
I NAOT EBBEN GONNA WARSH IT
NOM NOM NOM
’s Crissmaus time, done-cha-noe….teh seeson ob gibbing!!!!
Now GIB ME!!!
DO WANT
SRSLY
NAO
*grabbie paws*
dose R sum scritchity scratchity looking paws–
poynty endz on poynty endz!!!
*tee hee*
grins at grabbie paws
Heheh… Raccoon looks desperate…
Robby Racoon is a desperate desperado!!!
Y doan U cum to ur senses
you bedder letsombunny looove you befour itz two leight.
sigh, eer wurmz let me show you dem
I luv teh Rocky Raccoon song….
/sways to song an sings too self fur teh dants…
Ai’m stuk awn Teh Eeguls “Desperado”, tanks to Kitkay – is okay; is nys sawng!
Nativity Rakketykoon sez: “U kan keep ur dam gold franknsens n mur, I needz teh noms, kthxbai!”
an teh cowa sed “Mooo”
an teh sheeps sed “baa”
an teh goatz sed “maa”
an teh camels sed “pppffftt”
an the rakkoons sez “Hit the Gas!” Taco Bell commershul, rite?
en de camel said – let speed equal gallop
watch he dunt spit in yur ai.
I haz anee number of pointee objectz.
donashunz of fudstuffz are kindlee rekwested
an enthooseeaxetley received !!!
kthx : )
Ur gift plzes the coonfather
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!!
has natikvty rakketykoon been eating the frankincence again to maik hims so nommy maybe? maybe frankinsens is achooyly catnip!
Reech owt and tuch
Somebuddys hand
Make this wurld a nom nom plase
If youz kan.
whirled peas is nom, nom, nommy!
izn’t dat kwote frum pried and prejudiss? i lub dat moovee…
cyoot rakoon, btw.
Don’t you mean book?
meh. i lub both. but moovee is faster dan book. liek a kwik dose uv dat lubberly mr darcy. LOVE!
Ummmm. . .which kwote?
And – which ov the moovies (oar miniserees) doo yoo liek teh best?
Miniseerees may fave. Moobie were not so grate aktually.
D’yoo meen teh Jeniffer Ehles wun? Purrhaps mai fave. But ai lurve teh Greer Garson moovei, too – ai know teh costyooms ar AWL RONG – but they ar so breftakeinglee prettee. We so verree seldom see tihs style ov costyoom in a moovie – oar enewahr, fur taht matter.
Ai’m wit Nash – Itz a buk! An teh buk mush funnyer tahn teh moovees. But Ai lyked teh BeeBeeCee seerees, wit Colin Firth as Mr Darcy an got verree eggcited wen Ai recognised teh locayshun for his owtdor swim (Is Lyme Hall in Buxton, teh furst ebber Nashunal Trust Property – useless info; Ai has it!)
Usseless info is eggsaktlee what we needs, as yoo never know when will suddenlee turn verre useful. (Colin Firth IS the Jennifer Ehles wun)
Bur of coarse is a buk. An buks ar almost awaiz elebenteesum tiems bedder tahn moovies. Mai older sister (hoo is perfekt) belongs to teh Jane Austen Societee and never msses a convenshun. And she almoast always wins teh prize fur the quiz, becuz thar is NUTHING she duzn’t know. She also has AWL of teh filmed in eneway vershuns ov awl teh Jane Austen buks.
Ai am embarrassed to say taht ai awnlee just red tehm abawt ten yeers ago. But ai has since red eech at leest twicet. Mai akshul favoriet is “Purrsuashun.”
i liek dem all, but i fink mai favee is teh kiera nitely one. oanlee becuz matthew macfadyen is mai fyoochur hubby but he doan no dat yet.
i do liek teh bbc one. good for to wach wen sick wif teh feeveer. is nice.
i alsooo liek teh book. my very favee book ebber in teh werld.
is teh part wen mr binglee propozes to jain. but dats in teh new movee. i just wached it resentlee, and had dat lien stucked in mai brane.
foar meh !!!
i lub yoo soooo mauch !!
awhh..yoo shuldn’t have!!
uhh, wate, wat-am-eye sayin’
Ob corse yoo shuld!!!
burgloler raccoon steels ur ring wen ur nawt lookn.
Mai pweshass!
Wii woantz it, we needz it. Must haf da pweshass. They stoul it from uz. Sneaky liddl hyumins.
Wicked, trixy, foalse!
What’s the official term for this? Lolcoon doesn’t seem quite appropriate.
I like trauma’s suggestion (above)—burgloler raccoon. ore maybe racklolune—hmmm, doen’t sound kwite rite, eether—aroun dese prts, wii offen callz ‘em road killol
Well optimally it should follow the pattern of lol + last syllable of the word, but doesn’t work in this case, but maybe there’s another term to use which still qualifies as lol*… There’s lolracoon, but that’s rather dull.
howzabowt ralolcun? prono, pronw, uh, said like raylolcoon, but mebbe wifowt dah negative connnno, meening.
In Pogo, dis be Miz Racketycoon or her racketycoon chile. How bout lolacketycoon? or racketloloon?
I’ve hurd that pogo sticks.
.. lolcoon.
Ehn. Nawt sownd riet.
Loloon!
Ohf coars, a loloon cood eazly b an engrish berd…
Procyon Loltor.
I prefers to uses teh term “Raccoom”–troo, does nawt follow teh rulez of teh lol*, but *does* pay homage to a certain hamstar who lieks teh korm…
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/
oh OK, now it’s letting me post links again
http://www.amazon.com/
huh
ooooh-amazon and cheesyburgeryz—mah favorite sites!!!
( I writes on Amazon, too!!)
like J Peterman? “The room stills as she sashays in, 6 feet tall, with flaming red hair to boot, in fact her stiletto boots WAS red also (Item # 653abc7, $193.99)….”
and just why did you post those two links? Inquiring minds want to know….
just for the lol of it?
I got lost.
I tried to post a link to ‘bitter with baggage seeks same’ in relation to the kitten and chicks photo, and it refuses to post
I hate it when WP F’s w/ me, and prevents me from posting, say posting stuff like this
http://www.xkcd.com/262/
ur gift plzess th coonfather.
no relation to
( wait for ir )
the codfather
… have we had a lolfish yet?
yU naught pleez teh codfather, an yous B spleepin’ wif teh fishez!
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(><)
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yoo foolihs hobbit- gib me dat orb! de powur is too much fur you to bare.
hoo yoo B cawling Hobbit???? Yoo iz teh 1 wiff teh harry feetz!!!
giggle
Da sharpie fingerthings on dis rackety coon are being both cyuutish and scaring!
Tek awl you are wanting, liddle rackety coon! You are wanting ma pin nombers 2? Otay . . .
yes!!! Burgloler rackety coon steelz yore Identity!!!
An mi h3art! Deh iz cute, ebben if deh can get ruugh wid kittehs dat dont show respect!
Wot is dat?
Looks liek cookie cwisp cereeul.
LOOK, I CAINT NOM IFN U DAONT GIVE EETT!!!
I MUST HAS EET!!!!
U TEESE!
F*** U I DUUNA WAWNT EET!!!
OKOKOKOKOK I DO GIMME!!
plz?
Jimmy Coon is on crack corn, and I don care
crack corn wh0re, from what I’ve heard. I see that jimmy coon working the corner to buy crack corn almost every night
Jane Bennet? Yew growd lots of hairz
Oberenflayted Ekspektayshuns: I has them
Rawkee Rakkoon habz
enturred himz Room. Oanlee 2
find a sweet Nom Nom
Rawkee steppdtz inz. Awll
skinnee andz finn. Unaybillz
2 stawpz himz wyld grinn
Nom Nom so kloass andz
yetz so farr. Rawkee krankz upz
himz Kewtness Fakturr
Jack.
so much win! Jak, u haz sur…surp…dun bettr dan u evver did, AGAIN!
Lubin teh beatles ref!!
I LUBS dat song! Iz mai fayvorite wun.
aw, dat so nise. Naow I iz barassed, cuz I nawt getted u nuffin.
Ive hadz it wit doze fockin hoomans steelin my fockin nuts
most of us cheezpeepz naut like teh “F” wurd, ore so I bin toled.
depens on who says it
/cynical eyeroll
ok…i tries too bee good
flocking? I love flocking – especially on foil wallpaper. there’s nothing quite like a deep purple flocked red foil wallpaper in a cheap wh0rehouse to
oh, wait.
to what? we wait with bated breath…
OH, haz u bin eetin sushi agin?
rrrgggggg
resists teh temtashun
Ooo gimme gimme gimme! Want want want want want I want! Okey, I’ll get my wallit.
“I want, I need!!!”
“Baby Steps!!!,
*behbeh stepz out of the office….*
U shall pay, D.R.!!!
But I need ur mother’s maiden name, ur id, ur credit card…
(I luv dat commurshal…)
Dat, mah frend, is a majikul kombinashun ov corm flaowr, dhydraytd cheez solidz, BHA, BHT, and gud ol MSG; a.k.a., teh chip, not-cho cheeze flavor.
I can has Spuddies?
wif spuddies, enuf iz NEBER enuf!
az da wurld goes BOOM!
ober da hedgez
lub dat moviez!
waz phunny an philoslopical at da same timz
momcat
hello
an Happie Hollydaze 2 yU!
“Do not attempt this at home. Professional stunt raccoon used on closed
porch.”
dis hoa i stay slim ober de hollydais.
need de slender arms.
strech wun tew fwee
strech wun tew fwee
whew! i am tyred. noa gimme de treet.
necx i werk on my abs afer i rest.
mineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemineminemine
yu noas-
I libed at da coast- dem gulls REALLY do sais dat awl da tyme!
momcat
Yabbut, whutdo teh boiz sai?
Just halp me out dis one time maannn…
Iz do ne ting u want
gimme nom nom or claw ur faze u will feel
And needz pensil sharppier fur mii fingerz too, if u gotz one. kthx
i no yeah YES YES !
omg! too cute. we don’t has raccoonz here in oz
want one, now!
hoo etes teh trash?
Stoopy question # 2: ware is zo…Sumwhere ober teh ranebow?
Oops, I bedder stop while I’m behind!
wee duz.
Mah kitteh look at mee and say Myow? In dismay cuz impyoodent raccoon eat her food!
owr raccoonz heer r likh ur brushy-tayl pozzumz in oz.
Ai wisht we haz deh koalalas n wombatz n roos n wahlbees
butt haz deh bohring deer n schtuf
Ai wisht oz wuz no sooooo fahr way
Oh yes pleaz. gives more. an more. an more.
Ranger Rick haz addicshun relapse.
This picture makes me smile.
Lolcoonz is kewt, but not makes good pets.
Yessss, my Precioussss, I mussstsss havessss itssss.
De Boi Skouts recrewts kollektin fur de hollyday fud drievs is lukkin sumwhut suspeeshus deez daiz:
“Fankoo fur yer donayshuns. I gladlee taeks dem off yor hanz. Heppy Hollydays. Kthxbai!”
*nom nom nom*
Noooo!!!!1! I haz cnut, noaw dey bee steeling mah cnut!
Okay, so I has dis co-werker who gets up wun morning–far too early for normal peeple–does *not* put on her glasses and goes downstairs to take care of teh animals. She greets and feeds teh indoor kitteh (meow), she feeds and greets teh puppeh (woof), den she goes out on teh deck and feeds and greets teh outdoor kitteh. She skritches him, and thinks to herself “hmm, he seems a bit scruffeh. Could he be gettin Teh Mange?” Den she goes back inside and is greeted by…teh Outdoor kitteh (meow?)
Says she: “yes, I petted teh Raccoom. On the plus side, he did seem to like it, though”
Apparently she is quite blind without her glasses on.
According to her, Outdoor cat spends only about 1/2 the time outside. He also seems to have made frends with most of the raccooms around, and frequently will make the raccoom “chattering” sound instead of meows or purrs.
Hao funneh!
Yor frenz owtdoor kitteh iz lernin hao to speek da linga franca!
Or purrhapz de raccoon franca!
Ai maiself has herd kittehs chitter at birdzansqwirrelsanstuffs. Verree funneh!
what is the racoon trying t reach for? i dont get it?
it b reechin 4 sum kind ov fud, ai tink…
Maaah preshuuus
*gollum, gollum*
ai no sum1 hoo can imi…ima..can sound a lot liek Gollum. it b veri funni!
where did u tak tes pic
Ma presssshioussssss…..