takes mah hand
if you wants to live!
dis is how it looks from teh kitteh’s POV.
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Come onz…you almos got it littel kitteh!
yes! when we grows uppes we be monorail kats!
Hurree hurree, littel kitteh! Teh fezzy heddid monzturz commin up outtah teh floor! Donut… look…behine… u, srsly!
because… the floor is lava !!!
oh wait…
curse my lack of opposable thumbs !!!
( now what ??? )
oh durn it my royal blue wig fell off, is gonna be toast
I like toast.
Kongrachewlations, Lora, you got two teh top spot!!
yays, been a long timez for being that f wurd, lol
f for Fun!!
anna erlee merrie crissmas prezent!
they’re training for the classic ‘hang in their baby’ poster
yah, Stend, teh ansister of all katmemes…prehistorik, even!
dew you meen Stend iz duh ansister ofawl katmems? hau old iz hee?!
no, I mean teh “hang in there baby” kitteh poster–fursty kaptioned kat pichure–LOL kats follow in dis tradishun.
(BTW, how old iz U, Stend?)
heehee i new wut you mint, wuz just playin.
what are they hanging their baby in?
/drops teezing stick and runs
RUN, Kathleen, RUN!
dis iz aR pedestal—we ‘B-long up here
*littel kitkay almos got it*
Lora kitteh iz such a FAST clymer!!!
I thinkz we ties for that spot :^)
Since yoo seems to hav agreed to celebtayte togedder – whzt shall it bee? A dance? A tee partee? A potluck supper? A “come az yoo ar” partee? Poetree Recitashunz (apparentlee auld Scottish custom)?, enething yoo wantz (cepting maybee Romeow, Alan R, Orlando & Amber’s yungnekkidguy – ai think mabee they aree still awl tukcered awt!
How bouts teh two-step?
I donnoe ’bout Lora—it’s yore choyce!!
butt I wanna say dat I lurves poetree and R. Burns is a favorite–( he rited “My Love is Like a Red, Red Rose, and “Auld Land Syne”), among menny, menny odders) my current fav iz “To a Louse”–berry funny!
An I started righting sum poims myself cupel yrs ago, an ges whut–4 of dem were published dis year in this journal “Blood and Thunder: Musings on the Art of Medicine”.
srry to boast, eye juzt B eggcited (I can has bragging/poetic license?)
Lora chews teh party; I’ll bring sum pomes!
Hey you all got a website too…there are two poems rite now…guess u have to subscribe to get the full journal….are you the one about taking medical gambles and there’s a kid in a wheelchair facing out?
Yeou are rite; blood and thunder has a website, but no, I did not rite the one you speak of, and I didn’t read this one in the current issue, either–it says “editor’s artistic lisence”–so I guess it was made for effect. Anyway, there are poems in this issue that are much better than that one–I was very impressed with the quality of the work. People from all over the US submit. My poems are mostly pretty simple ones, and a lot of them have to do with lupus. (see Wolverine Girl, the Wolf has taught me things) I’ve thought of making a website or compiling a book of them, but those are daunting tasks, to me. Then more people could read them than those who subscribe to “Blood and Thunder”.
Oh–I see that I submitted this comment under the name of my alter ego–”yippee” is one I started to help make me think positively. Rats, my secret is out! kitkay and yippee like to write muchly on ICHC!
Kewl…not to worry we kin keep sekrit here…heh..as for positive comments…i get a kick out of either of your “alters”
danks for da celybrashuns. I kinda misst them…busy round heer, den spent all day at da kiddie hopsital with meh dawter.
Now iz tyred, so chilln and lolin at ichc :^)
O, sew srry too here dat yore dawter b inda horsepital!!! Pleez two git well soon!!!
oH, Lora, thanx 4 been willin’ 2 share (Sharin is Karin!), bud YU IZ NAUT SEKOND, eben if by won sekond!! (dat’s teh fun of teh game–teh race to F. place!!!) And I AM second– ober and ober agin (10+ times so far on this won LOL!)and dat’s ben alotta fun for mii cuz I wuz racin two be F. after each new comment. Yahoo!
teh class.
Let u show us it.
Yes, it be nice if you live, but dere’s only room for one kitteh on this mountaintop, and you not it! Don’t make me thro you off da mountaintop!
Must…Climb….Mountain….
Voices in my hed keep sayin’
“Climb ebbry Meowntin…”
(srry four earwurm!)
. it zokay. bedder dan lil durmmer boi ear worn
oopsie earwurm not ear worn. must ged moor sllleeeepppppzzzzzzz
Due-ya slleepp wiff ear plugs?
mite be a gud ideer–keeps teh wurms from crawlin up yer earz!
eewwwww! now you gots mee wurried bout doze eers wurm crawlin in wile the sleep I have it.
kwik, com upp wif sumfin to tak mye mynd offed it!plz
kthnx
uh, like car parts, bottles and cutlery?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPbrWtjTIno
hehe or like dat guy in duh buuk “Wlak in de Wooodz” where wun of dem goze borked in da hed and throws all da uzefool fuud doon da moundan cuz he stoopy an tyred off karryin sttuf on duh Applahshun trale. i fink dat’s how id wint.
i see wp lettin u do links agin?
Sowwee all i kin think off is the swan dress, and smaking thai reporters…singing sorta hmmmm
ztrecks juz leddle maor adn wehn u gets heer, we jumops on da schair! iz faloo da leedre, l ledes u folo!
Iz joo named ‘Symon’?
I doo ebberyting joo sez!!!!!
or, “That was simply appalling…i find yer jumping skills crude at best”
Paula “your jumping skills jes move me to tears” claps hands overhead
Randy “u the dawg, cat!”
where’s teh reference libarian win I needs hymn?
O lawd!
Nataniel, Iz yuu apealing 2 Ceeling Cat (2 maybe CC’s trainer @_@) ?
or…
we jumops on da schair, an ged dadda’s TV schnack!
I vote we jumpz fore the noms–
schmells like cheezburgs!!!!
Juliecat are waiting on hers perch for her Romeow
iz a trajically ill-fayted advenshure, tho….
*size, hangs hed and crizes*
Is u Sara Clawner?
Akshue-alley I iz Santa Claws–
an dis be teh Norf Pole.
(DONT tell anyee won!)
Nuuu, watch out Mufasa!
*shivers*
TERMINATOR KITTEH!!!!
Hasta la Vittles, behbeh!
Germanator katze,
“Hast du die Hamburgers, mit Cheese?”
mit cheez, kraut und JAGERMEISTER!!!!!!
My leipchen.
Wunderbar mine leepchin!!
I be leapin’ mit joo to,
an soon Vee B nomin’ and slurpin’
togever!
Jack Kitteh tells Rose Kitteh to neber let go!
to bad as soon as he are dead rose forgets an let go…my personal experience people name rose cannot be trust….*glare*
an Kitteh Rose higher an higher, butt
odder kitteh’s naut gonna “neber let go”–
heez jus jacking wif her
*sniff*
*snickers*
*Marrz barrz*
mmmm&mmmuhahaha
raisenettes (butt hoo etted dem?)
Milk Duds
(like dis joke)
Com wit me ef yoo vant to leev….
Uh…OK… where we goin?
Shure, I vant leaf…butt where iz he?
“SHE” said she….
(and to do what we wonders?)
Slammin (back and forth with dee words is the funneh wichoo)
not slummin *whispers, like B & P*!
srry, eye didnt no he/she–yesh pingin’ and pongin’ wif joo iz fun–an reading yore comints wifout mii, 2. (srry, I naught no B&P–dey “heez” ore “sheez”?)
Brittany SPaniel and Paris France…i no, i no, just pandering to current thot…should jes LEAVE them ALONE
lookz, i saw cheezeburger !
high fives!
ICHC Kohmoonitee Teeatur prezentz Klifhangah
ohh, noes…dont B hangin’ Kliff–heez a gud Kitteh!!!
c’mon kitteh… juz a lil bit higha and I get you… c’mon
I lubs joo so mush, an eye can’t let go!!!
Lubb iz so sir-prizing,
I opened up mah eye-zen,
Joo reached out an took mah hand
lett go off de Graile, kitteh, so i kan saves you!
(Indiana Jones ref)
LOL, I was just about to do the same!
Onlee teh peneetent man shall passes.
Han me idol, I thro u wip
fanks, wuz afreed i wud set off da “lame alarm”
hmmmmm dat waz spozed to go to hb’ remark. wat i did wrung? nebbermind
kthnxbai
doan yU worry, M.O., dat alarm is sooo lame!
(bud naut so lame az dis “joke”?)
Hewminz arz much smrt.
Makez Skratcheeng Poast luukz lykez tawll
Ievree Pedastull
Maykz itz lyke a gaym.
Which ebburr Kitteh getz 2
tawp habz braggeeng rytez
Midnyte boy Kitteh
feenkz Tukkzy girl duz it rawng!
Style iz impoatent
Jack.
screw style, i Falllllllllllingggggg!
Do u trust mee?
I trow u 2 da char
wearz teh firemanresquekitteh wen yoo needz hymn?
I wanna jump unto teh trampololine!
My kittehs have dis post. But dey so big, can reach top by demselves.
ummm, I bleev that Lora reached teh top post!
I cud gib u mah wurd as a Spanyard?
No gud–I’b nown to manee Spanyards.
*I doan blame jU, dat’s a ploydactyl kitteh–hymns got 6 fingers*
Mehbe can play speshul Domingo Montoya gitar
^ 8 poins fur geting teh refurens.
but there eez sumfing I mus tell yu – I ar not left-pawed
Dere’s sumting Ai muss tell joo– Ai ar not leff-pawed eeder.
Joo meen dat’s teh kitteh whut killded Inigo’s fodder?
Dis fortz iz moine
awayz u stay
fortz iz my forte!
Indigo Toyota: I donna spose u culd speed things up?
Whiskers: If ur in such a huri, u culd lowr a rope or a tree branch or find sumthin yoosful to do.
Indigo Toyota: I culd do that. I hv sum rope up heer, but I do not tink u wuld axept my halp, sins I am only wayting roun to kill u.
Whiskers: That duz puts a dampr on our relashunship.
Acshully, I alwayz thot ther was a logick to dis seen. Inigo wans to hav teh fite ovur wif as kwickly as possibul so as to cetch up wif Fezik and Vinzini, and teh Man in Blak wans to gets up teh clif so him dozent has to waist energee. So frowing teh roap wuz good fur bof uv dem.
I fink abowt dis stuf to much.
pincenez bride ref Yay!
steroid, yu cood neva fink abowt teh Princess Bride tu much!!
ai lubs u so mush, u must getz on pedestrl wit me
Michelangelo paints kitteh sistine chapel
Lara Croftkitteh never misses teh jump
Damn, give up that cheezburger! I can get your hands.
“put down the duckie”
let the kitty live hahaahahahahahahahah
Donchoo let go, Mr. Frodo!
lol..
Nooo… is basmint cat!! =O
or ur gunna daye!