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if you wants to live!
dis is how it looks from teh kitteh’s POV.
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if you wants to live!
dis is how it looks from teh kitteh’s POV.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder, lol caption: Tandramere
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Come onz…you almos got it littel kitteh!
yes! when we grows uppes we be monorail kats!
Hurree hurree, littel kitteh! Teh fezzy heddid monzturz commin up outtah teh floor! Donut… look…behine… u, srsly!
because… the floor is lava !!!
oh wait…
curse my lack of opposable thumbs !!!
( now what ??? )
oh durn it my royal blue wig fell off, is gonna be toast
I like toast.
Kongrachewlations, Lora, you got two teh top spot!!
yays, been a long timez for being that f wurd, lol
f for Fun!!
anna erlee merrie crissmas prezent!
they’re training for the classic ‘hang in their baby’ poster
yah, Stend, teh ansister of all katmemes…prehistorik, even!
dew you meen Stend iz duh ansister ofawl katmems? hau old iz hee?!
no, I mean teh “hang in there baby” kitteh poster–fursty kaptioned kat pichure–LOL kats follow in dis tradishun.
(BTW, how old iz U, Stend?)
heehee i new wut you mint, wuz just playin.
what are they hanging their baby in?
/drops teezing stick and runs
RUN, Kathleen, RUN!
dis iz aR pedestal—we ‘B-long up here
*littel kitkay almos got it*
Lora kitteh iz such a FAST clymer!!!
I thinkz we ties for that spot :^)
Since yoo seems to hav agreed to celebtayte togedder - whzt shall it bee? A dance? A tee partee? A potluck supper? A “come az yoo ar” partee? Poetree Recitashunz (apparentlee auld Scottish custom)?, enething yoo wantz (cepting maybee Romeow, Alan R, Orlando & Amber’s yungnekkidguy - ai think mabee they aree still awl tukcered awt!
How bouts teh two-step?
I donnoe ’bout Lora—it’s yore choyce!!
butt I wanna say dat I lurves poetree and R. Burns is a favorite–( he rited “My Love is Like a Red, Red Rose, and “Auld Land Syne”), among menny, menny odders) my current fav iz “To a Louse”–berry funny!
An I started righting sum poims myself cupel yrs ago, an ges whut–4 of dem were published dis year in this journal “Blood and Thunder: Musings on the Art of Medicine”.
srry to boast, eye juzt B eggcited (I can has bragging/poetic license?)
Lora chews teh party; I’ll bring sum pomes!
Hey you all got a website too…there are two poems rite now…guess u have to subscribe to get the full journal….are you the one about taking medical gambles and there’s a kid in a wheelchair facing out?
Yeou are rite; blood and thunder has a website, but no, I did not rite the one you speak of, and I didn’t read this one in the current issue, either–it says “editor’s artistic lisence”–so I guess it was made for effect. Anyway, there are poems in this issue that are much better than that one–I was very impressed with the quality of the work. People from all over the US submit. My poems are mostly pretty simple ones, and a lot of them have to do with lupus. (see Wolverine Girl, the Wolf has taught me things) I’ve thought of making a website or compiling a book of them, but those are daunting tasks, to me. Then more people could read them than those who subscribe to “Blood and Thunder”.
Oh–I see that I submitted this comment under the name of my alter ego–”yippee” is one I started to help make me think positively. Rats, my secret is out! kitkay and yippee like to write muchly on ICHC!
Kewl…not to worry we kin keep sekrit here…heh..as for positive comments…i get a kick out of either of your “alters”
danks for da celybrashuns. I kinda misst them…busy round heer, den spent all day at da kiddie hopsital with meh dawter.
Now iz tyred, so chilln and lolin at ichc :^)
O, sew srry too here dat yore dawter b inda horsepital!!! Pleez two git well soon!!!
oH, Lora, thanx 4 been willin’ 2 share (Sharin is Karin!), bud YU IZ NAUT SEKOND, eben if by won sekond!! (dat’s teh fun of teh game–teh race to F. place!!!) And I AM second– ober and ober agin (10+ times so far on this won LOL!)and dat’s ben alotta fun for mii cuz I wuz racin two be F. after each new comment. Yahoo!
teh class.
Let u show us it.
Yes, it be nice if you live, but dere’s only room for one kitteh on this mountaintop, and you not it! Don’t make me thro you off da mountaintop!
Must…Climb….Mountain….
Voices in my hed keep sayin’
“Climb ebbry Meowntin…”
(srry four earwurm!)
. it zokay. bedder dan lil durmmer boi ear worn
oopsie earwurm not ear worn. must ged moor sllleeeepppppzzzzzzz
Due-ya slleepp wiff ear plugs?
mite be a gud ideer–keeps teh wurms from crawlin up yer earz!
eewwwww! now you gots mee wurried bout doze eers wurm crawlin in wile the sleep I have it.
kwik, com upp wif sumfin to tak mye mynd offed it!plz
kthnx
uh, like car parts, bottles and cutlery?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPbrWtjTIno
hehe or like dat guy in duh buuk “Wlak in de Wooodz” where wun of dem goze borked in da hed and throws all da uzefool fuud doon da moundan cuz he stoopy an tyred off karryin sttuf on duh Applahshun trale. i fink dat’s how id wint.
i see wp lettin u do links agin?
Sowwee all i kin think off is the swan dress, and smaking thai reporters…singing sorta hmmmm
ztrecks juz leddle maor adn wehn u gets heer, we jumops on da schair! iz faloo da leedre, l ledes u folo!
Iz joo named ‘Symon’?
I doo ebberyting joo sez!!!!!
or, “That was simply appalling…i find yer jumping skills crude at best”
Paula “your jumping skills jes move me to tears” claps hands overhead
Randy “u the dawg, cat!”
where’s teh reference libarian win I needs hymn?
O lawd!
Nataniel, Iz yuu apealing 2 Ceeling Cat (2 maybe CC’s trainer @_@) ?
or…
we jumops on da schair, an ged dadda’s TV schnack!
I vote we jumpz fore the noms–
schmells like cheezburgs!!!!
Juliecat are waiting on hers perch for her Romeow
iz a trajically ill-fayted advenshure, tho….
*size, hangs hed and crizes*
Is u Sara Clawner?
Akshue-alley I iz Santa Claws–
an dis be teh Norf Pole.
(DONT tell anyee won!)
Nuuu, watch out Mufasa!
*shivers*
TERMINATOR KITTEH!!!!
Hasta la Vittles, behbeh!
Germanator katze,
“Hast du die Hamburgers, mit Cheese?”
mit cheez, kraut und JAGERMEISTER!!!!!!
My leipchen.
Wunderbar mine leepchin!!
I be leapin’ mit joo to,
an soon Vee B nomin’ and slurpin’
togever!
Jack Kitteh tells Rose Kitteh to neber let go!
to bad as soon as he are dead rose forgets an let go…my personal experience people name rose cannot be trust….*glare*
an Kitteh Rose higher an higher, butt
odder kitteh’s naut gonna “neber let go”–
heez jus jacking wif her
*sniff*
*snickers*
*Marrz barrz*
mmmm&mmmuhahaha
raisenettes (butt hoo etted dem?)
Milk Duds
(like dis joke)