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I think I seed a GOSTE on teh cuver of teh buk! Pleese to holde mye paw, I am being a littel scairt.
“turns off lites”
noes! at leest leef a nite lite awn!
Doan bee readin Edgar Allan Poe, kitteh. Or u be needing moar dan sumwun tu hole yur paw cuz uff a goste on da cuver uff da buk. U be spendin de nite een Mommei’s bed cuz uff da nite marez u bee havin!
Not necessarily Poe or King. - I remember reading a collection of Uncle Abner detective stories as a teenager. The first story began: “It was a dark and stormy night…” I seriously prefer,
does dis meen u a sceardee cat ????
no worries…i hold u tite : )
Better a GOSTE than a Goatse.
kittehs shud nebber hab “goatees”—dare wiskerz an fase floof is alreddy purrfekt!
Hasture, Hasture, Hasture, Ha
Welcum to storytime, kits…better huddle together
Muwhahahaha
FTW!!!
dis maid me laff so hard.
Didn’t I see Cap’n Fluff a little while ago?
Kwote teh ravencat “nebermore”
http://www.fayette.k12.in.us/~cbeard/raven.html
ai tryd tu poast diz leenk sum daze ago, an ai fink wurdprez eated it. (but sumtiemz poastz wif leenkz taekz menny hours tu apeer, an i endz up wif teh dubbl poast, feelin berry fewlitch
Heer iz gud spot fur it! Verree funnee and ai nao has it bukmarked fur keeprz!
An no feelin fewlitch, pleez. Hardlee a wun ov us heer hoo hazn’t dun taht!
wunnerful!!!
Do we has to do teh hoemwerk?! Yu is meenie, setting hoemwerk awn a Sundai an wontin it in awn Mondai!
But is werth it for teh Kitteh’s revenje!
LOLz!! iz fer necks mondai (dissember elebenty-eleben).
nawt wurry, kitteh skool be berry eezee — teh hardest eggzamz iz snoozin
Wen Ai wuz Inglishteechar Ai yus to tees mai kiddiwinks an preten to set hoemwerk rite at teh endobterm: Ai’d tell tehm to get owt tehre hoemwerk dyarees, to beeg sys awl rown, tehn Ai’d tell tehm to rite doan EGGZAKLEE wot Ai sai: Chaynj into jammies an bunnee slippers; maek teh hawt choklit (an wun fore MumanDad); snuggul up in cumfee chayr wit teh gudbuk; has a nys lawng reed!
I wish yU were my Engrish teecher!
dis reminds me uv anodder great parody:
To His Importunate Mistress
Peter DeVries
Had we but world enough, and time,
My coyness, lady, were a crime,
But at my back I always hear
Time’s winged chariot, striking fear
The hour is nigh when creditors
Will prove to be my predators.
As wages of our picaresque,
Bag lunches bolted at my desk
Must stand as fealty to you
For each expensive rendezvous.
Obeisance at your marble feet
Deserves the best-appointed suite,
And would have, lacked I not the pelf
To pleasure also thus myself;
But amply sumptuous amorous scenes
Rule out the rake of modest means.
Since mistress presupposes wife,
It means a doubly costly life;
For fools by second passion fired
A second income is required,
The earning which consumes the hours
They’d hoped to spend in rented bowers.
To hostelries the worst of fates
That weekly raise their daily rates!
I gather, lady, from your scoffing
A bloke more solvent in the offing.
So revels thus to rivals go
For want of monetary flow.
How vexing that inconsistent cash
The constant suitor must abash,
Who with excuses vainly pled
Must rue the undishevelled bed,
And that for paltry reasons given
His conscience may remain unriven.
LOL! “To His Coy Mistress” parody ftw! Also gotta love the Raven parody.
Iz Ingleesh nerd.
chaospizie - sorrie - ai am alwaiz curious.
“Inglish nerd” meens abawt 10 diffrent thingz to mee wifout reelee traiing. Is terestting - butt hao eggszctlee do yoo meen it?
In mai case, “Inglish nerd” is purrson hoo lubs English, teh langwidge an teh litterachur, an majors in it in kollidge, and den goes on to grad skool and den spens teh rest of her life gettin paid next ot nuffin fur tryin to git yung peeple to lub it too. *sigh* It’s wurf it, tho.
chaospixie will has to speek fur herself, but I bets a lot of us Inglish nerds is fassin–facsin–reely, reely innerested in lolspeak. Cant immadgin why.
yef, whut doctorcat sed iz hao ai unnerstanz “Inglish nerd” tuu. teh kind ub clebber peepz hu alwez getz teh obskyur refrenses tu chosser, sweeft, sheik speer, joiz, ebberyfing! i nawt bee inglish nerd, but i’z nerdy enuff tu fink dey’z kool
Yesh, sorry Janet! I meens it liek doctorcat and moe said. Iz Ingleesh major, ’bout to beecom Ingleesh teeshur. Ai LUBS da literachur and theeaytur.
kitteh no want to read “The Black Cat” tho, it make him more angry
Kwoth teh blakkitteh, “nebermeow”
DIS AR TEH WAI TEH WURLD ENDZ
DIS AR TEH WAI TEH WURLD ENDZ
DIS AR TEH WAI TEH WURLD ENDZ
NOT WIF BANG BUT WHIMPR.
t.s. elicat
doesn’t go gentle into that gud nite!
gentle gud nites: DO Not Want!!!
i am a dark an furree kitteh…..wif sharp an poyntee ends i hunts teh filthee pray by nite tehn kuddl in ur lap by dai wyle u snorgle mai floofee bellie as i dreem uv nom nom nom teh leetle heds uv teh mawses an eets theyr tastee eyez…..
Iz funneh cuz iz troo.
…thus quoth the cat to the core
“this black birdie is no more!”
*nom nom nom*
You my good sir/ma’am, win 2 whole internet(s). Congratz.
10q!
Quoth teh kitteh - “Nevurmoar”
awl dese creepy kitteh fotos weev ben havin lately are givvin me teh jibblies…
a-jibbly-jibbly-jibbly…
(BTW, iz not complaynt. iz HR ref)
oh noez! invizible commenter havz teh jibbleez! hao we stopz teh jibbleez?
lotsa duck tape?
kwak.
time 4 mii to re-tire now an bekome a Duck!!!
’bout time! yore story’s gettin thin, an yore outa luck.”
That are many stranje. I gets jibblies from store inside from whole chicken turkee duck other fawls. Not from kittees.
Stephen King’s cat gets into the family biz….
I Startd reeding 2night…
But Haz Book Report 2morrow
*werks well unner presshure*
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Sorry, butt ai must ash - wai ish buzurm kirmpatul?
Wun ring to rool dem all, wun ring to find dem
Wun ring to bring dem all an in teh darkness bind dem!
(dat lass bit is burzum Krimpatul)
Tolkien ref FTW!!11
Had ai red rd’s blog befoar ai asked teh qwestchun, ai wundnt hav asked it. Oh - and thank yoo verree mutchlee, dc, fur cleering thingz up!
HEY! NUNNA DAT FILTHEE LANGWIJ HEER!
“Never before has any voice dared to utter words of that tongue in Imladris, Gandalf the Grey!” *ruff translation*
Berry impresseeve, suhr. Iz not ebry dai we seez da aktual Black Tongue inscr…inskr…riting frum da Ring.
Dis ’splain da kitteh wif the “OMG” sprexsion (Don’t Look Behing You, Sriously). He herd dis kitthe speakin da Blak Tong, an b thinkin “U DARES speks dat heres?!”
He seez u wen UR sleepingz
He knowz wen UR awake…
He noes wen u bin bad or gud
SO B GUD FUR GUDNESSEZ SAKE!
SannaCat iz cummin to town!
I fot I hadda restraynin ordur aginst dat guy….
Yur Onner, he sees me wen Ah’m seepin, he noez wen Ah’m awayk. He spyin on me, fur goodnis sayk!
Blackie only read at night in fear that someone would out him for enjoying ‘Clifford The Big Red Dog’ books.
tee, hee!
Iz dat like when Cheezpeez only reed an right at nite?
Tonight, awn “Misstry”, Vincent Price kitteh introdooses…
“Teh Terrifying Tale ov the Black Kat.”