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wate, sry, i eeted 2 all reddy.
NUGGETSSSSSSSSS!
skooz me! Der seems to be yelloo fluff on my chikin nuggetz!
PLEH! :p
Little guy on the right is like… “Sup bitch?”
Horse, sry u need to lern teh lolspeek nobody unnerstanz u on here ktnxbai
I iz areeinz wit tembo
Iz teh funkee chicken dants in order?
(an donuts an coffee foar I goez too wurk?
)
ooooh…dere is a low vote gibbon troll in heer….lets eet him furst!
Barabecued trol–nom nom nom nom *slurp*
bbq troll iz pleh! stick to piggies adn cows plz!
buts trolz is to bittr too eetz?
Oh, sillee….not too bee eetin Butts Trolls! Teh are teh pleh!
aim at werk nao…..mebbe we cud do a kwiet dants?
Look arown. When no-wun is watchin, flapp ur arms! (dat is teh funkee chicken!)
(if dey see, say loftilee, “I iz excercizing, tank u verreh much.”
Corse, a waltz always bee nice too.
Ai’ve bot mai cawfee and ai am sitting heer flapping mai arms fur Karen. Is hard to type whilst flappin , tho. Ai has no pep todai, so this is gud.
I thot u mite gently currect mee, Janet, in ur ultimate wisdum of teh wunnerfullness ub dantses..
, but alas u did not.
ACKSHULLY I ment too say, funkee chicken is elbows owt, fingurs in armpits.
/Tanks fur not rubbin mah nose in mah silleh mistake.
Kathleen – taht is verree sweet ov yoo to sai, but yoo overestimates mee! Ai did nawt notice yoo had left taht part awt, cuz, ai guess, wehn yoo sayed “flapping” ai just automaticallee assumed the “wing” posishun. Ai’ll bet everbuddee else did, too.
Altho just playne flapping arms is waht ai see wehn ai remembers taht hedless chicken taht wuz chasing mee! Iz stlll as crystal cleer in mai mind az if it had happened just yesterdai.
Now Janet.
U cannut leeve us wif a teeze like dat!
I muss noe teh hole storee!
babee kitteh lerns wat ‘fresh’ iz
Kyute kitteh is a chik magnet!
the nggit on the leftist is saying “sup dewdz?” =D
yur website soooo kyoot! whut a beeg personality Daisy has! I luv best the picture wif the angel halo falling to the side.
Tank yoo eber so much! I luvs to dress up becuz I get payed menny, menny Temptayshuns treets.
Mah Frannie luvs da Temptayshuns 2! Salmon be her fav!
Oh, wow, July bee rite! and wut a pretty ladee Daisy’s mommy is and luvlee howse!
an now I has too go to work an not look at Daisy pics no moar.
Pleh.
yesh–Daisy is teh purrtiest curly cat. Wut breed is dat called? I iz furgetted.
Rex?
Cornish Rex?
Hen?
Cornish Hen?
(only if participating in funkee chicken dans)
spy kitteh sez…dey suspek nuzzink!
Teh demokitteh is a spy!
“TEH SKY, IT R FAWLING!”
“So? I r hunrgy.”
“butbutbutbutbut…but…TEH SKY, IT R FAWLING!”
-NOM-
“Well…waddaya no, teh sky -r- fawling!”
-CRASH-
Awl CCC an TTT volunteers report for doody. Ensur yur oen CHRG(wdoi) is secyurly duktaeped in playce before helpin teh odder peeps.
Plees to cleer HSRW ob awl non-emerjensee cayses.
Serchanrescoo kitteh alert Bunwai Airways an Helikat an standby.
Eye ulwaiz wund-red if da CHRG(wdoi) wurks on da hoomans whut dunnit got no brainz to splort all ober da place. I dunnit got no brains – jest lots ub da hot air in mah head.
Choo gut oxie… oxgy… air tank on yur krash kart to pouffie up mah head after all da air leaks out?
*peeks nside lordesmont’s hed*
Wut iz joo tawking about, lourdesmont? Joo gots plenny braynes in dere (aldough joo did splort sum on teh flor). Juss luk out fur zombie kat whilst I kleenz dem up. An here is a CHRG (wdoi) fur joo.
I’z wanted t3h reel chikn nuggts, nawt teh ded stuft nuggts yu givz meh PLEH!
Deys teh free-renj chikn nuggtz.
I can has dipping sauce? Feathers are dry…
Deez mai peepz. Dey’z kewl.
Bebe kitteh + Bebe birdees = much SPLORT
mmm, peepz … filld wit mershmallowss …
Teh Angel Catburger lubbed tu et teh marsmallew peepses. LUBBED DEM.
You doing good kitteh, you move jes like us, one foot at a time, now bob yer head like us..
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ennybuddy remembar teh moobie “Milo and Otis”?
Whar Otis were bebbehsittings teh egg, an’ teh bebbeh hatched, an’ Otis fot teh bebbeh were him bebbeh? An’ teh bebbeh fot Otis were him mumma?
An’ teh fwog sed: “mommy mommy hehe mommy”
Teh bebbeh tot Otit was hiz mommeh, not teh oter way arownd!
Noooo kitteh!! Dese nuggetz not for nom nomming, dey for snorgling!
not yet fer nommin, NEway…
Affer snorgling, tehy b ur frenz.
No can nom nom ur frenz.
wayt till tehy getz growed up n meen. chikenz iz meen. tehn teh kitteh will say, “skrew tihs… nom nom nom!”
Warning: li’l kitteh an bebeh boids may cauz much oberdose frum de Cute. Plz to be usin caushuns.
mai nuggtz r a bit undercookd!
Nobuddy tole me dey waz do-it-urself chikn nuggits. I can has recipe, plz?
Kthxbye.
I can haz salmonella?
yesh
Yu can haz salmon.
Yu wantz Ella, Yu haz to chat her up yuself. Dunno if yu her tipe.
Liddill Kitteh knoez
nawt wut 2 duz abowtz deeze
noyzee fuzzee lumpz
Mawmma sez dayz cummz
fumz aiggz. Dat’z juss sillee! Aiggz
woodz habz 2 beez Hyujj
Liddil Fuzzee Lumpz
habz fur dat beekumz fethurrz.
Dis iz verreh straynjj
Jack.
Bery bery sweet.
Fankyew, Jack!
i like the kewt liddle pink tungue
im thinkin he’s pretending to have a bill like his yella frenz
….But I’m still luvin’ it! Deh gotz flava
Frum McSh*t?
No kitteh not eat that yuck….
I fry dem wit mah laser, nom nom
No trans fatts wif laser.
Trans fats onwee iffs fryed in hot oil jacuzzi.
keep on maintaining this site. this is something that is really different.
Hey! Glad u bee liking it!
stoopy wp not letting me post
d4mnit
it fuxxing yur percepshuns !!
am I the only one who can’t post links now?
it nebber letted ME post links. Frassin wurd press.
Hei, dey giv u kidz meal. Nom Nom Nom Nom
Pik a liddle, tawk a liddle
Pik a liddle, tawk a liddle
Cheep cheep cheep
Tawk a lot, pik a liddle moar.
Chawsur!
Rabulays!
BAAAAAAAAHL-ZAK!
Wun of da bestest mewsiculs ebbur, srsly.
Teh Music Man … FTW
i plehed the mayorz wife in moosic man in highz school. yes, i was pleh, but i gotz to sing dis song!
that woz hilarious
Misic Man FTW!
Wy kitteh mykz pleh fase? Hims no lyk teh chikn nugitz?
dis pictur maeks me want to post dis imig!!!11
http://www.petacatalog.org/images/250-BS400.jpg
Gud wun, travis!!
“wel at least I gots chiken…”
I tried dat wuntz. I tink I got zero votes. U did betta than mee!
I votez fur u!!!
Jayzus Keeryst!! Barley a week old an Ime alredy henpeckd!!!
Dontcha hate feathers in your teeth?
…..and chicks dig me….
don forget the batmobile too
Bleah!… deez hab no marshedmallow cinter.
hai rodney dill – ai luved yur site.
Really James Joyner’s site, but I post some there.
I am a kool kat. I has many chicks.
“Wut has I puts mai pawz in, WUT HAS I PUTS MAI PAWZ IN????”
Tenacious D Kitteh would liek yoo to take 2 of teh nuggetz and shoves them up YOR ASS.
I love this, it is SOOOOOOOOOOO cute lol, I love this website and love cats and kittens so, CTRL + D!!!
cats are the bestest thing going….. cats rule…
Doze nuggetz R a bit undrkooked.
lil’ chikii on wight tis likez “GAAK” but tisout ta suprizin ta cat tis likez “yo yo yo chikii nuggetz yummy yum”
nuggetz? oh hai i ate two of them right nao!
Wuz mah nuggtz. Pleez to giv doze bak.
I soe haepy I haz nu frenz ahnline! Hoomin Muthr duznt spaek lolcat and dont baleave in Ceilin cat eethr. Iz has wiskas naht cheezebrgr. kthxbai o and mah naem Snowball.
an I gotz a sebbin an a SWITCHBLADE!!
lol cute kitten