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Dimensional horror from beyond space and time.
I seez it.
Teh hawrah! Teh hawrah!
Dee Apocalypso, eet ees naow?
hmm dis apocalypso…
iz dis wen foar horsmens uv def ried in wif dere poofy sleeves and maracas?
Tymes sho Edo an DaRkwolff b ah tye.
Wee du de two-step fir de bof ob dem?
I pree-shee-aetz it, but I konseeds teh nawt furst to Edo. Himz winz dis!
*applauds*
Oooh, u is gud person. Dat wuz so grayshous.
kitkay agreez: D.W. iz gud AND phunny purrson.
Aw shucks! *blush*
Fenk yew!
PANTS !!!
Ware dem! Naoh! @_@
yaaawww….foar suar….
yoo gottz ta covur yur bummbalee butt !!
NO! DOWN WITH PANTS!
UP WITH SKIRTS!
*herr-shee’z?*
Keelts!
Ups, downs, iz all gud!
teh wurd ub teh day is legs…
/runs, ashamed
“shez gotz legz an shez naows haow to use dem
shez neber beggz shez naows haow to chos dem”
momcat
i naows FAR two mani songz……
Now Kitteh, u kwit messin wit mee, or u be sleepin wit teh goggie!
Der iz nuttin behin mee. Rite kitteh?? Rite?
2d10 SAN. You loses it.
Win!
Iz nawt a bunneh!
It gawt hooj fangz!
It’s a rabbet…with beeg sharp pointee teeeth!
handeth meh teh Holy Handgrenade!!
Furstee showlt dou taek awt teh Holee Pin
An count to three. Not two, not four, and five is way out.
Holey smoke! Dive for cover!
(Heehee heeheehee ha ha)
wear darez smoke, der’s fire! Duck down and also Roll on FLoor (lauffing is optshunal)!
Is Bunnicula!! RUN!!!!
Izza behbee piggee marmoset!
Oh, you meen Herr Helmut?
Dont worry ‘eez ‘armless!
Wadda releef!
he iz? how he been grab onto them fingers?
that’s a mister-eee.
Kitteh: “w…t…f..is behind meh, and why is it dare?”
u can run n u can hyde but ai will still fynd u!
Said Dr Jekyll
Iz did not noe yous was a crosdreser.
GASP!
Yu bedder gasp, and gasp rlly gud;
dis B yur last breff,
my liddel fren!
(adjusts bra straps that keep fallin down, dangit, gotta save for them boobies, and checks makeup from the House of Gnome)
leafy is gurl?!? like kitkay? Kool!
ackshuly….i thot this thread was about the crossdresser, Dave’s comment, several blocks up…so I be making reference to that…DUH, don read so good
otherwise yeppers iz …WOMAN, whoa-man!
(know whut movie this refers to, i think, mebbe making this up)
sounz like “So I married an axe murderer to me”
Harriet…sweet Harriet
oh goody i wuz rite…hee
Iz a big spiddah bahind u…
Well howdy-do!
We ant ‘fraid ob no stinkin’ spy-ders!
Ah they jus be profkrakatoa’s tarentulols, Boris and Natasha, and Betty?
we ant ‘fraid of no transylvanian tarantulaz!
Spiddahs!!!! Why duz eet alwhaiz has tuh bee spiddahs!!!11!!
I give this 5 burgahs kos of the be yewt i full whyte kitteh.
O nuuz!
Please to not be fwozen, kitteh! Yoo must run!
dont worry I naut fwozen–gargole praktice is obber–I be fast cat again!!
Kittehs can bee unfrozen.
Eye thawd so.
if it eetz yur faice who will get me de sqwishee fud ??
Dumbledore is WHAT?
I woan’t sez it, but himz duz haz teh pink bukkit.
Nawt dat der’z enneefing rawng wif dat.
Puts d termo-meteor down…. Niz an sloowlee…. Now, baks awaee…. Dats rite, hand weres Iz kan sees dem… N no 1 gets hurtz….
Dats de reacshun awrite!
ohhh….myyy…..daawwwwggg…..
Ohhhh Lawng Jawn!
oh don piaaaaaano
Whai I aiyz ya?
all da liv lawng dai!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!!! Much WIN!
ol long soong….
oopz- wrong holidaize….
momcat
Whoa…seeing him nekkid..that’s gonna give me deh nightmarz
Der jess sumfings dat kant B unseed! O_O
brain wurm
not want!
mah marion crane psycho emprassion
let meh shaw u it
Oh, cheeze! Jus say howmany legz, k?
sicks if it’z a insekt, 8 if it’s a arackni..arakne…awacknid…
AAhhhh…..A SPIDER!!!
mah oscah moviah role
let meh shuw u it
Ai hates wenmai kittehs duz dat 2 mi.
OT (and not lolcatspeak) but I was in the grocery store over the weekend and looking at the prices of stuff–the little tags on the shelves, not the tags on the stuff, because there are no tags on the stuff anymore. Anyway. Land o Lakes brand is called ‘lol’ on the shelf tags. Lol butter, Lol eggs. Made me laugh and nobody was around who would appreciate it but me.
Deh guy on de raddeo is awways saying “LOL” wen de long island spressway is jammed. Ai tink he meens “Lots of luck” not ‘”Laughing out loud.:
maybe heez lauffing out loud ‘cuz yU needs “Lots of luck *suckers*” and hee don’t at this particullolr time.
Shadenfreude
He has it?
So hees labbin ad awl de peepl stuck on deh Long Island Expessway! Nebber taut of it dat way….der he is in his copter, ROFL!
roflcopter!
I tink himz liseneeng 2 da skeery storee tawld bai da kitteh in da udder pikchur…
Scenes from “Blair Witch III”
Kitteh heerz straynjj noyze
himz nebburr hurdz befoar, Coodz
beez Clawzitt Mawnsturr!
Liddill Wun sez datz
Clawzitt Mawnsturr creepz alawnng
t3h Floar layt atz nyte
Kitteh iz preepayrd!
Turnz sloawlee. Sharpee poyntz owt
and seez himz shaddo
Jack.
nice 1 jack!
He sez, No hurt me! Maurice Sendak sends his regards!
Woohoo, leaf!
“Wayrz t3h Wyld Feengz Arz” FTW!
Jack.
frum hear two dare and dare two hear, funny fings iz ebberyware
ohhhh-
wat dat….
i fink i naows, i fink i naows,
dr seuss?
momcat
Binglol! Seuz is teh Bestest!
teh wild fing nashed its teibble teef an rolld its teribble eyes
OMG iz lion!!! get in car!!!
who’s lyin’?
whose lion?
Who ‘s Lion?
hoo—’s lion!!!
hoo-lee-guy-ons?
DON luk awai, DON tern yr bak, n whut-evuh u do, DON blinx!
I lieks me som Dotcor Hooz refrenses!
Ai tink kitteh juz luk at notebuk and sawz what his hyoomin duz fur livving.
Tharn has set in! Oh noes!!!!
Teh hedliets! I seez dem! @_@
Bigwig an Hazel will drag yu off da road, B2G!
Watership Down FTW!
I didn’t know Speaker Pelosi had a cat.
Lolwin!
No..no..no….that cat just discovered Ann Coulter nakies….kitteh now has Post Traumatic Stress….
now dats za skeery tawt
No kitteh just saw you nakkies……
dat is berry LOL original !!!
too phunneeee !!!
REAL Plaid pants… Youz haz dem
joo meen pants—ore “pants”? Plaid pants iz mush funnier on teh tiney-tiney-Engerland!
Der’z nuttin bee hine m…..OMG……Aaaargh……HEP……Meh……*
Kitteh: I jess did sumfing inboluntawree….an messee…. O_o
naut ‘sponsible furr my akshuns–I haz turdette’s syndrome.
LOL! (D**N IT!) *@#!* sowwee, the syndrome haz me tung
In teh whirld
turdett’s has JOO
O_0!
It are teh tickl monstah. Silver boolit 2 da face otta do teh jawb.
A fly jus landid on mah noze. Get it plz?
” a fly wen by himz said oh dear, I mus getz outa hear”
did mai bes wif out lukin at da book….. gotz two of dem round hear somewhere….
momcat
whut u meen i gotsta taek ur fynal ezxams?
I knows I iz smarter den yU, buttt I naut gotz ‘possable thums”
I sez da headlits cum towardz meiz, fasta, fasta, fasta…..
oh noaws! It beez finalz!!!!!!!!
dat fur u gascat! naow go studis da catulus!
momcat
It Cap’n Fluff, again!!!
Here to sabe teh day?
Got cape?
We saving this line special for you…no one else can sez it, becuz then would be overkill
Ai did fink it were teh Taks Man… Him be skeery.
But ai be nyoo… ai noes nuffin.
do you knows teh nuffin man?
My Yeyes hab seen teh gory….
Oh Lawd!!!
….ob da cunnin ub da lard
it iz tramplin on da tummi
wher da die et fud iz stored
it hath loosed da frightful catlories
ub itz tasti smogisboard
itz fud iz padding on
glori glori meltd tuna!
glori glori mor fud tu ya
glori glori melted tuna
itz fud iz padding on..
a song fur da holidaiz…..
momcat
Oh Momcat—dat’s sooo cleber and rofflish and full of winsom.
10 bacon double cheezburgers!!!
elebenty burgers fur u momcat!
fank u kitkay n 3rin, I hadz sum ub Romeow’s meowlet and I nice n loose……!
momcat
“I just caem out teh bafroom. DOO NOT GO IN DERE!!!”
alligators inda sewer…
Noooo…..charks inda taynk!!!
“It’s not Snowflake!!!”
“WHOOO!!!”
“Thank God I wasn’t drinking out of the toilet or I could have been killed!”
gess noe won catched moovee refrens
iz sad aksuly.
U got 5 cheezburgers frum 6 peeplz (klewding me). I thinks dey got da refrenses.
This is the first LOL photo that made me laugh SO hard I cried. Literally. Now I’m hooked on this website.
dis r wun of dose lolcats dat mayk me laff n laff n laff n den i looks at it laytur n i laff n laff awl over agen.. happenz with awl my favorights: kite cat, i has a money, nooo it are my birthday, fluffy reporting live…
Mai favrite iz deh kitteh in Eezer bunnee oudfid. He luks so sour!
FOOEH
earlier today I posted some great links of things I thought this kitteh was lookin’ at
AND WORDPRESS EATED THEM
why wurdypress likes too eat links an naut gooshi fud like normal folkz?
Geez wood u kwit dat! Kreepin me out fur nuttin so I cand sleeps. U tink u funnee?? Brat cat, I shoz u funnee.
WUT? WUTCHU MEEN, DAT WUZ A SPOOF?
Dat wuzzn’t reel paypal site?
Iz okay. I not gibbed dem mah information. I gibbed dem urs.
So funnee I had to set it as my wallpaper…
So that is what that face means when da catz give it to me.
wot izz beehind tem?
I think this is mai fav berger EVAR!
this is the greatest pic ever. i even put it on my myspace!
…hes behind meh rite now…
plz tell meh hez not…..
Omg thats frickin scary lol!!!!!
I looked behind me. My cat was there
no such things of ghosts belive me!
guess I should not put tailz in sockets